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THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL
ISSUE # 02-2001
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NEW NEW WAR 4 -- PHOTOS and EYE WITNESS REPORTS from the greatest SubGenius liars, journalists and photomontage hoaxers.
ART TUNNEL 16!!! Plan to stay awhile.
SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS, NEWS, DOGMA REVISIONS from Many Clenches Worldwide
LAST MINUTE NEWS UPDATES Obits... Secrets... Oddities!
From Alt.Slack: THE GREAT STUFF with all the CRAP removed:
LATEST REVISED FAQs OF THE SUBGENIUS! EXPLAINS EVERYTHING TO BEGINNERS!
5-Fisted SCIENCE and HEALTH HINTS
and "DEAR SUBGENIUS ANSWER BEING" (advice to the Slacklorn)
Latest RANTS! The most recent of the EMOTIONAL EXPULSIONS for which the Church is hated
ARTICLES, ESSAYS, SHOCKING TV, MUSIC FACTS!
NEW SECTION: "LIES-NEWS" (from the Conspiracy)
NEW SECTION: HAPPY HOLY DAZE!
FICTION-POETRY-SONG-PORN
SALES! SALES SALES!
WEBSITES
NEW WEBSITE ADDITIONS!
OLD (FROM LAST ISSUE): CHURCH NEWS -- EARLY 2001
OLD GREAT GOODS from Other SubGenii
Churchly Projects
Old News of the SubGenius Kingdom
Stang Reports
Other Mutants
SubRadio
IRC-Chat
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TRANSLATIONS of PRIMARY SUBGENIUS PROPAGANDA into FRENCH, SPANISH, and ITALIAN.
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