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Become an Ordained Minister NOW...

J. R. "BOB" DOBBS has ENTERED THIS WORLD... and he is GAINING IN SLACK & POWER EVERY DAY!

J.R. "BOB" DOBBS AND THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS by director Sandy K. Boone is NOW AVAILABLE TO BUY IN DVD FROM US (but hurry!)! It's also streaming on Amazon Prime, Apple TV, YouTube(recommended), Tubi, Vudu and Fandango Now! (So far.) See http://dobbstown.org for a constantly-updated list of all streaming and virtual theater venues, plus links to dozens of rave reviews. This award-winning feature-length documentary is entirely Dobbs-Approved.

JUST IN! NEW BOOK: THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL (1982) REPRINT plus EXTRAS!

WE'RE PUBLISHING AGAIN! ACTUAL BOOKS ON PAPER! (And ebooks via Kindle.) A recent one is Kerry Thornley's memoir, JAILBIRD - The Dreadlock Recollections. THE AGENT AND MR. DOBBS by Rev. Teeters LaVerge -- two truly unforgettable insane mystery novellas, now in paperback. ALSO: EYELASH by Rev. Nikolai Kingsley, the first Subgenius science fiction novel! We started with the incredible science fiction / black humor novel by Lonesome Cowboy Dave DeLuca, NEIGHBORWORLD. You can order the trade paperback from us and/or see a digital preview of the Kindle version on Amazon!

We have our own new ROKU SubGenius TV channel! (Part of the highly weird OSI74 network.) Almost 2,000 past episodes of Hour of Slack Radio are available in MP3. A NEW SALE DAWNS in both of our CATALOGS. The SubGenius music CDs are now downloadable! THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS is here! SubGenius events are happening all over the world this year. (We just don't know about most of them.) X-DAY is held at an exotic site, or several, every July. The exciting novel do-it-yourself virus we invented for the SubGenius Art Mines is spreading throughout our website, sometimes spilling over even into the so-called "reality" that we SubGenii are forced to share with the humans. [[Wait... WHAT?!?]] The vigorous health of this virus is the result of its careful design by an ever-growing team of SubGenius coders -- Slack-filled young men and women of Yeti descent who are spread, SEEMINGLY randomly, throughout the breakthinking world... but are bent on breaching all Earthly human political and cultural barriers with the searing nonhuman truth of the Word of "Bob": J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH (?) IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES.

You can, with a credit card, or PayPal, just flat-out give us money, for NOTHING:

PRAISE HIS SWEET NAME -- OR BURN IN SLACKLESSNESS TRYING NOT TO!

SUBGENIUS VIDEO STASH

Where to find SUBGENIUS DVDs for GROWNUPS

SubGenius Foundation

Church Official Page

UNOFFICIAL
CHURCH
FB PAGE!

The
SLACK
HOLE
ultra-unofficial
FB page!

GREAT NEW
NON-FACEBOOK
FORUMS
:

DOBBS.TOWN
(on Mastodon)

DOBBSCORD
(on Discord)

CHURCH SOAP

Sacred SubGenius Music Downloads at SUBGENIUS BANDCAMP.COM

The portrait of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and 'SubGenius' are trademarks of The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. All rights reserved. SEE TRADEMARK INFORMATION HERE.


Above: "V-Heart-4", by Heart Ignition

SubGenius Graphics Orgy:

Complex graphics best viewed one at a time -- the latest in SubGenius non-moving pictures.

(ACTUALLY -- it's the oldest. Stang got swamped and stopped mining years ago. But countless SubGenius and "Subgenious" FaceBook and other forums (some listed above) are awash in endless SubGenius-inspired graphics, memes, videos etc. GOOD LUCK KEEPING UP! WE SURE CAN'T!)

Welcome to the wide open, wide-screen, dilated-pupilled world of SubGenius graphics, wherein the hideous and the beautiful become almost... well, not indistinguishable, but for some of us, it gets to where we PREFER the hideous stuff.

  • THE ART MINES
    START HERE. ALL of our full-brain, eye-rip graphics. ALL OF THEM. Over 23 "Tunnels," each containing a dozen or two entire galleries. The latest in SubGenius non-moving pictures. (FIND YOUR DOBBSHEADS HERE).
  • THE EYE OF "BOB"
    Includes special (older) graphics SubSections, such as the prehistoric SubG Video Archives, our GWAR and M/TV adventures, Olde Nenslo, and the PORTRAIT GALLERY of LIVING SUBGENIUS GODS and TOPLESS GODDESSES.
  • SubGenius VIDEO DINGLEBERRIES, STASH 6
    Dozens of short SubGenius videos in every format imaginable.

Step right up! Get your downloadable "Bob"ware here!

Software Funhouse:

...is the veritable "teat" of downloadable antique SubGenius games, apps and animations, most of them from the 1990s.

Attractions:


The BobCo Font Packages

All eyeballs now to be crammed with obsessive compulsive archetypal cheesy bulldada sacred symbols!! These amazing SubGenius heiroglyphs will replace the english language in business and social intercourse, worldwide!!!

BobCo Fonts Old Main Page

Downloads and Install Instructions available HERE

Galleries - See the BOBCO fonts in action HERE

Remember, kids, the face of Dobbs is a TRADEMARK, so you have to ask permission to use these images commercially.


Old Links to ancient, dusty, shunned, eldritch pages:

SubSITE is the Official Website of The Church of the SubGenius™ and is Maintained by The SubGenius™ Foundation, Inc. in the name of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs - High Epopt & Living Slack Master. Unless otherwise noted, all content is the exclusive property of the The SubGenius™ Foundation, Inc. and may not be reproduced in any form without prior written consent.

The portrait of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and 'SubGenius' are trademarks of The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. All rights reserved. SEE TRADEMARK INFORMATION HERE.