The Scatalog
Everything the Church of the SubGenius will actually sell you, in 16 categories. Nothing is sold on this site. Every card opens the Foundation's own page, with the Foundation's own PayPal button on it. The money goes to them, which is the entire point of the exercise.
Their own index is Bulldada Time Control Labs — it works, and every category hangs off it, but it carries no prices and it sits a click inside a page called something else. This is the same shop on one page, priced.
Hear
Music CDs
Bobsongs and the rest. The Church has produced a genuinely unreasonable quantity of music.
Media Barrage
The classic collaged assault, on disc.
Hour of Slack on CD
The radio show, pressed.
Hour of Slack in MP3
Hundreds of episodes per disc.
Hour of Slack in Bulk
The same, by the crate.
OGG Vorbis Albums
For the kind of SubGenius who has opinions about codecs.
Devival Recordings
What a live one actually sounds like.
CD-ROMs
Discs of assorted digital bulldada.
Payment routes checked 2026-09-12: every one of these takes money through PayPal and works. (The OGG page carries a dead cart button too, but every item on it also has a working PayPal form, so nothing there is stranded.) Prices and item counts are read from our copy of their pages and will drift. The page you land on is theirs and is authoritative. If something here is wrong or a link is dead, it is our fault, not the Foundation's.