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Books

The doctrine in print. Pamphlets, the Book of the SubGenius, Revelation X, and Stang reprints.

by Kerry Wendell Thornley

by Kerry Wendell Thornley

$19.63

by Rev. Teeters LaVerge

by Rev. Teeters LaVerge

$16.00

Eyelash by Rev. Nikolai Kingsley

Eyelash by Rev. Nikolai Kingsley

$17.95

Neighborworld by Lonesome Cowboy Dave DeLuca

Neighborworld by Lonesome Cowboy Dave DeLuca

$14.99

Pamphlet #2

Pamphlet #2

$2.00 each

SubGenius Pamphlets (#1)

SubGenius Pamphlets (#1)

$2.00 each

The Book of the SubGenius

The Book of the SubGenius

$20.95

The Stark Fist of Removal (1982)

The Stark Fist of Removal (1982)

$17.50

72 pp paperback. Signed and dated by Rev. Ivan Stang. + $7.25 USA shipping.

Also available with international shipping.

Dobbswear

Wear "Bob." Become "Bob."

"Bob" Shirt-Mask (6 colors)

"Bob" Shirt-Mask (6 colors)

M $16.99 · L $17.99 · XL $19.99 · XXL $21.99

"Bob" T-Shirt / Fertility Face Mask

"Bob" T-Shirt / Fertility Face Mask

M $16.99 · L $17.99 · XL $19.99 · XXL $21.99

Whizbangs

Pins, stickers, toasters, and other gimcracks of dubious utility.

"I'M MAD TOO" Bumper Sticker

"I'M MAD TOO" Bumper Sticker

$3.75

Church Button

Church Button

$4.00

Dobbshead BEWARE Bumper Sticker

Dobbshead BEWARE Bumper Sticker

$3.75

Dobbshead Button

Dobbshead Button

$3.00

Dobbshead Cloisonne Pin

Dobbshead Cloisonne Pin

$12.00

Dobbshead Sticker

Dobbshead Sticker

$3.50

Miracle Dobbshead Toaster

Miracle Dobbshead Toaster

$149.95

Comics

Sequential art for the discerning SubGenius.

The Last Survivors (AI Comic)

The Last Survivors (AI Comic)

$15.00

16-page color comic, signed and dated by Rev. Ivan Stang. + $2 USA shipping.

Also available with international shipping.

X-Day

For the Rupture. Registration, gear, regalia.

6X-DAY 2003 DVD

6X-DAY 2003 DVD

$14.95

PSYTORSPASMS! MARTYRDOM!

PSYTORSPASMS! MARTYRDOM!

$89.98

REGISTRATION (MEMBERS ONLY!!)

REGISTRATION (MEMBERS ONLY!!)

$44.99

SONGS of X-DAY CD

SONGS of X-DAY CD

$12.95

X-Day Drill 1998 DVD

X-Day Drill 1998 DVD

$14.95

Video

Films and recorded sermons of the Church.

ARISE! DVD

ARISE! DVD

$14.95

As They See "Bob" DVD

As They See "Bob" DVD

$14.95

Club No DVD

Club No DVD

$14.95

DOBBSEDELIASTESES 2-DVD Set

DOBBSEDELIASTESES 2-DVD Set

$26.95

DOBBSFILM Shorties DVD

DOBBSFILM Shorties DVD

$14.95

GREAT DOBBS ALMIGHTY

GREAT DOBBS ALMIGHTY

$14.95

PreDobbs STANGFILMS DVD

PreDobbs STANGFILMS DVD

$14.95

PSYCHLODELIACA DVD

PSYCHLODELIACA DVD

$14.95

STANG LIVE 2005 DVD

STANG LIVE 2005 DVD

$14.95

WORLD OF THE FUTURE Director's UnCut

WORLD OF THE FUTURE Director's UnCut

$14.95

Audio

Bob"Songs, sermons, and assorted soundwaves.

"Bob"Songs 5 -- Time to Exhale CD

"Bob"Songs 5 -- Time to Exhale CD

$12.95

"Bob"Songs 6 -- Auricular Chondritis CD

"Bob"Songs 6 -- Auricular Chondritis CD

$12.95

"BOB'S" TOTAL DEAFNESS -- BOBSONGS 2

"BOB'S" TOTAL DEAFNESS -- BOBSONGS 2

$12.95

: "BOB" ATTACK

: "BOB" ATTACK

$12.95

: UFOs

: UFOs

$12.95

BAD DOKTORS CD

BAD DOKTORS CD

$12.95

BOBSONGS #3: "WITH MEMORY LOSS"

BOBSONGS #3: "WITH MEMORY LOSS"

$12.95

BOBSONGS #4: "AND PARTIAL BLINDNESS"

BOBSONGS #4: "AND PARTIAL BLINDNESS"

$12.95

BobSongs 1 - "Bob"s EarDrum CD

BobSongs 1 - "Bob"s EarDrum CD

$12.95

MEDIA BARRAGE #3: "Sex, Sickness and Slack"

MEDIA BARRAGE #3: "Sex, Sickness and Slack"

$12.95

ReMastered MEDIA BARRAGE #0: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??"

ReMastered MEDIA BARRAGE #0: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??"

$12.95

ReMastered MEDIA BARRAGE #10: "REPENT, QUIT YOUR JOB, and SLACK OFF"

ReMastered MEDIA BARRAGE #10: "REPENT, QUIT YOUR JOB, and SLACK OFF"

$12.95

ReMastered MEDIA BARRAGE #11: "SHUT UP, PINK BOY"

ReMastered MEDIA BARRAGE #11: "SHUT UP, PINK BOY"

$12.95

ReMastered MEDIA BARRAGE #12: "SLACK" and KPFA SubShow

ReMastered MEDIA BARRAGE #12: "SLACK" and KPFA SubShow

$12.95

Stang at Starwood 99 Devival CD

Stang at Starwood 99 Devival CD

$12.95

The Pufferdome Devival CD

The Pufferdome Devival CD

$12.95

Hour of Slack

The radio ministry. 1985 to forever.

"Bob's" Hour of Slack Classics Vol. 1

"Bob's" Hour of Slack Classics Vol. 1

$12.95

BEST OF ESO Swamp Radio/Hour of Slack

BEST OF ESO Swamp Radio/Hour of Slack

$12.95

HOUR OF SLACK #984 - SubGenius "ALBUM SAMPLER"

HOUR OF SLACK #984 - SubGenius "ALBUM SAMPLER"

$12.95

HOUR OF SLACK XXX-5

HOUR OF SLACK XXX-5

$12.95

Devivals

Live recordings from SubGenius gatherings.

Stang at Starwood 2004 CD

Stang at Starwood 2004 CD

$12.95

Stang at Winterstar 2005 CD

Stang at Winterstar 2005 CD

$12.95

XX-DAY 99 Devival CD

XX-DAY 99 Devival CD

$12.95

The Vault

Legacy formats. Cassettes, CD-ROMs, and other dead-tech sacraments. Still ships, still works, still weird.

** (requires MP3 player)

** (requires MP3 player)

$14.95

** (requires MP3 player)

** (requires MP3 player)

$14.95

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 10

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 10

$14.95

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 15

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 15

$14.95

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 16

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 16

$14.95

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 17

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 17

$14.95

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 19

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 19

$14.95

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 20

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 20

$14.95

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 21

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 21

$14.95

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 6

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 6

$14.95

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 7

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 7

$14.95

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 9

12 HOURS OF SLACK in stereo MP3: VOLUME 9

$14.95

ADULTS ONLY

ADULTS ONLY

$14.95

Feb., 1997, to Dec.2000

Feb., 1997, to Dec.2000

$14.95

Hour of Slack Best-Of LIVE MP3 STASH #2 - 2004 CD-R

Hour of Slack Best-Of LIVE MP3 STASH #2 - 2004 CD-R

$14.95

THE SUBGENIUS ™ MP3 STASH VOLUME 1 CD-R

THE SUBGENIUS ™ MP3 STASH VOLUME 1 CD-R

$14.95

THE SUBGENIUS ™ MP3 STASH VOLUME 4 CD-R

THE SUBGENIUS ™ MP3 STASH VOLUME 4 CD-R

$14.95