The Book of Dobbscoin
A Record of Builders, Weirdness, and the Collective Future, compiled from the Traditions of the Builders and transmitted through many hands. Never Final, Always Forkable.
The Book of Origins
[Here beginneth the compilation of Scribe x_static of Node Seven, who was not present for any of it, and who has reconstructed these events from three…
The Book of Slack
[Rev. x_static again. Book One took me four months. This one took a weekend, because Slack is the only subject on which every SubGenius will talk to y…
The Book of Blocks
[Rev. x_static. What follows contains technical claims. I do not understand them. I have transcribed them as spoken and marked with a dagger any place…
The Book of Builders
[Rev. x_static. The Church has always insisted that everyone gets a title and nobody gets a boss. What follows is therefore a taxonomy, which is a ver…
The Book of the Conspiracy
[Rev. x_static. I asked six Builders to define the Conspiracy and received six answers, four of which were their employers. I include the acronym beca…
The Book of Weird Economics
[Rev. x_static. The Church has held from the beginning that salvation costs $44.99 and says so on the cover. Every other religion on earth also charge…
The Book of Evangelism
[Rev. x_static. The Church solved recruitment in 1980 and the solution was a pamphlet you could hand to a stranger at a bus stop. Everything in this b…
The Book of High Weirdness
[Rev. x_static. The title is stolen. Stang published *High Weirdness by Mail* in 1988, a directory of every crank, prophet and mimeographed lunatic wh…
The Rituals of the Builders
[Rev. x_static. In the source manuscript this book is numbered nine, and also twelve, and there is a marginal note in the compiler's own hand reading …
The Failures and Schisms
[Rev. x_static. I have touched this book least of all. It arrived nearly finished and the jokes in it are better than mine.] 10:1 For it is written: N…
The Eternal Release
[Rev. x_static. This is the shortest road to the Church's actual theology, and the compiler seems to have found it without noticing. I have made the c…
The Collective Future
[Rev. x_static. Two recensions of this book exist and they disagree in temperament, one plain and one florid. I have set the plain one here because it…
The Final Revelation of Slack
[Rev. x_static. In the manuscript this book was also numbered ten, which would have made two tenth books and no thirteenth, and I have moved it here. …
The Prophecy of the Econocollapse
[Rev. x_static. The compiler was more certain about this book than about any other, and certainty is the one thing scripture should be audited for. I …
The SubGenius Rites
THE RITE OF FIRST SLACK (Initiation Ceremony for New Members) Purpose: Welcome a new anti-member into the Collective. 📜 Opening Words (Moderator) Hear…
The Parable of the Empty Repo
A young developer once announced to the world: “Behold! I shall build something great.” He registered a domain, created an organization, and opened a …
The Appendices
Appendix I — The Commandments of Slack Not laws, but guidelines. Not enforced, but remembered. 1. Thou shalt not confuse effort with progress. Busywor…