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THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL
ISSUE # 01-2002
The "THIS SHOULD KEEP YOU OCCUPIED FOR NOW" Early Edition -- for those who could no longer await either the slickly designed "GOOD" version or the new "NEW" version
AN EXPLANATION from editor Rev. Ivan Stang of this rather temporary-looking issue, and our strenuous self-extrication from a tenuous state of affairs. To make a long story short, we're DAMN busy, yet there's plenty of new Slack.
Illustration, right, is by Rev. Ignatz Topolino
OLD
from the Unusual Gaggle of Idiot Savants at alt.slack (edited by Revs. Stang, Temujin, Two Beans, & Phloighd):
Forbidden Science
spENTERTAINMENT SECTION - Dated Reviews of Movies-TV-Books
Websites
Of Great Historical Interest to Scholars of the SubGenius Religion
Incompleted Obituaries
Dear SubGenius Answer Yeti
Rants
The Horror of News and other Old News Horrors
The War
Articles Not Pissed Off Enough to Call "Rants"
All Manner of Alt.Slack Nonsense and Great Spewings on Random Subjects
GRAPHICS: ART MINES TUNNEL 18 6 Months of the Best of the Most High from Alt.Binaries.Slack ULTIMATE PROOF that SLACK ABUSE promotes the FINEST in COMPUTER GRAPHICS LeMur, IMBJR, Heart Ignition, All Yr Faves • Guaranteed Breathtakingly Obsessive • Includes Complete Dobbsheads Stash
Don't panic, Old SUbSITE is still there. We WILL be gradually removing chunks of it from the Web, staring with the older devival photos and art mines sections. But if you're concerned about missing one of the 9,000 files, you can now BUY Old SubSITE on CD-Rom.
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