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The Special SubGenius Olympics
Date: Sat, Apr 27, 2002
anim. by Friday Jones
Here's how it works... any Clench that wants to be involved hosts a
sporting event.
For instance, if Lust in Space is there, Cosmic Golf is an Olympic
Event.
If Phloighd wants to run "Kill "Bob"", there's an Olympic Event.
In honor of Catholic recess, the Quijibo Cartel will plan to run "4-square" as an Olympic Event. And maybe a drinking contest.
Maybe MiniTru could run some sort of Olympic "looking good" event.
Knowing the average amount of exercise most of us get, a Nekkid Mile is best forgotten, but there could be a Nekkid Sprint and a Nekkid Long Run.
Doc Frop or El Diablo could run the "drug testing"- AND YOU'D BETTER HOPE YOUR DRUGS ARE UP TO SNUFF!
There's a ton of options open. Lawn darts. The Battle of Armegeddon. Potato cannons. Something like Nekkid Wrestling, but much safer. Nekkid Curling. Um... Sexual Decathalon.... Dodgeball to the Death. Three Legged Races... ("And "Bob" takes the gold!!!") Iron Cook... something else, with nudity. Ranting. Flashing. Nickie-spanking. Spelling bees and/or state capital knowledge.
To sum up, any Clench can host an event, and be responsible for awarding the gold, silver, and copper. (or the SubGenius equivalents). And then some put some other stuff here.
Full of bad ideas.
Christopher Lee
From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
The Tactical Buddha Institute will of course host this year's "Not attending X-Day" Competition.
--Chaos
From: "Evangela" <evangela2000@attbi.com>
I'll join the special olympics, how about my clench of ONE the Evangelacal(s?) can host the women's leg, armpit and mole hair growing contest. If you have long hair, enter that part. If you have shaved hair in the am, I could see how strong you get stubble in the pm. Doc Frop could videotape.
ps, I *could* run the nekkid mile, would rather wear clothes though, boobs hurt and chafe and slap around and inner thighs of fat girls slap and chafe too. Painful for days. Plus I'd like a hanky so my glasses don't sweaty up and slip right off.
-Evangela
