100's of X-Day Drill Nude Pics Free!!

100's of X-DAY DRILL NUDE PICS FREE!!

By Rev. Stang

I can't believe I htmled the whole thing... I must be fucking NUTS. And "WHY," that's what one has to wonder. But I did indeed take my logs of the videotapes, and my 150 or so frame-grab stills from the videotapes, and interwork 'em so that now you can sit and wait 10 minutes for one of the 6 ASTOUNDING new pages to download, and see all the gross pictures they're overloaded with, and then within those pages one may pursue links to dozens MORE ugly pictures.

And the whole effort probably will be pointless unless you have your monitor set to display thousands or millions of colors. I saw how SubSITE looks on Jesus's crappy old PC's 256-color screen... YECH. 75% invisibility.

But what the "hey". Those who were at the Drill AND have decent monitors will probably enjoy EVERY PICTURE. I certainly did. You'll also grop out on the groovy background tiles from Funway Plastico. Those maniacs have now sent something like 75 unearthly SubGeniusoid bg tiles. It will take me WEEKS to utilize them in all the main pages of the rest of the website... 'cause it takes a while to find a TEXT COLOR and LINK COLOR and so forth that'll work with these complex things.

I do sympathize with those of you who have crappy old decks and cannot accurately see the artwork, hear the audio streamings, and abuse the movies on SubSITE. BUT WE CANNOT, MUST NOT WAIT FOR YOU... if you want more new TEXT, WELL, you could always VOLUNTEER to help CHOP THE ENDLESS HEADERS like Rev. Nickie Deathchick is doing.*

We have linked some TrueSpeech recordings of the X-Day Drill into those new pages, BUT YOU CAIN'T HEAR 'EM YET. Neither can we. In fact ALL of the TrueSpeech stuff at SubSITE, such as the HOUR OF SLACK shows, and any other TrueSpeech files that might happen to live at SUNSite, are dead in the water this week. It all worked GREAT for the last few months, but apparently somebody tripped over a cord or something in North Carolina, and the TrueSpeech-notating module is deaf right now. I pestered the webmaster about it; let's hope they correct the prob soon. Having bad TrueSpeech links scattered throughout one's website-- well, it's humiliating. It's a sign of weakness. WHICH WE MUST NOT ALLOW.

I like to think that anybody who cruises through the evidence from the Drill will pretty much HAVE to attend the next one. It really was a WONDERFUL SubGenius event, probably the most intense one since the ancient Dokstoks. My old pals who wussed out will scoff; even my old pals who were THERE, like the Corpses, will possibly scoff, SNOBS that they are; but by Gobbs it was a pretty fine cross-section of SubGeniusdom -- and, COMPLAIN THOUGH ONE MIGHT about nerdiness and pasty-faced, wimpish fatboy fannish geekiness, a SubGenius audience sample like this is STILL a hundred times more palatable than an office building or construction site full of Normals.

And I am especially proud that we seem to have transcended the old boys-only curse. A SubGenius hardcore clusterfuck of the late '90s is almost half Uberfemmes. AT LONG LAST!!! A third, anyway.

I am sorry that more of the pasty-faced, wimpish fatboy fannish geeks didn't have the testosterone or estrogen to just simply walk up and introduce themselves like everybody else did, because I have a merciful heart and have pity for the jokers and crips and sissies, but on the other hand, maybe you dipshits just wanted to "SNUB" Old Man Stang as best you could, so FUCK you if you were the type that drunkenly broke my microphone when JHVH HATES PHRED started blowing bubbles, and then never came round to admit it. When I saw the X-Day pics and captions at Rev.Jack's website, the scales fell from my eyes and I figured out who was who. (GET THIS, Rev. _____: you know that toothless drunken redneck that ranted insanely late Friday night? Well, HE, a NON-SUBGENIUS, at least had the common inhuman decency to come forward and admit to me that he had stepped on my headphones and smashed 'em, and offered to pay for them. But YOU would have remained safely ANONYMOUS, right? Except for the videotapes, ASSHOLE. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE and I am SERIOUSLY TEMPTED to REFUND your $30!!!)

Ahem. Sorry. A very few of the alt.slack regulars did prove themselves to be the lowest, silliest, least clued sort of Bobbies. MOST of the attendees came off pretty well as far as I'm concerned. Of course, it's natural for any SubGenius to hate most of its fellow SubGeniuses only slightly less than its normal coworkers. But I came away from the thing hating LESS people than I had hated going in, and THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING!

The bottom line is, we crossed the bottom line and actually made a few hundred dollars rather than losing it (!!!), and the ranting that was recorded was TOP-NOTCH THROUGHOUT (heard on Hours of SLack 536-8) , and my faith in SubGeniusdom was reaffirmed by the HIGHLY PROFESSIONAL WORK of Bill T. Miller, who without having to be asked, TOOK THE JOB of stage-managing and MCing the whole thing, all night both nights, and in general took more of a load off me than I ever would have expected, PRAISE THAT DAMN KING OF SLACK, and BUY HIS CD!!!!

((Seriously -- BUY HIS CD!!! From him or from us, it don't matter.))

AND PRAISE BE to those such as myself and Rev. Miller who would NORMALLY be fucked up acid-beer addicts or straight-edge ninnies like everybody else, but INSTEAD choose to STAY BULLDADA-ONLY for the SOLE PURPOSE of GETTING THE DAMN JOB DONE!!

The only problem is that now, after having mixed the video-audio sound down to 3 Hours of Slack, and dubbing the Video 8 origs to VHS, I CAN'T GET MILLER'S LIVING KEYBOARD SAMPLES OUT OF MY HEAD. You know how you get pop tunes stuck in your brain? Well, Jesus and I are suffering echoes in our heads of those loops of "WARNING! DANGER!", "YOU GONE BURN!", "Why Do You Wanna Be Normal?", "Turn On, Tune In, Slack Off" and etc.

I am now once again in the awkward position of having been sent SO MUCH COOL GRAPHICS SHIT that I cannot possibly find the time to link and display it all on SubSITE before I have to split AGAIN for a devival -- in this week's case, STARWOOD, at Brushwood, where the Drill was... and since it costs $125 to attend that selfsame week-long neopagan fest (no day passes!), I don't blame ANYBODY for not going. BUT I am looking forward to doing another LIVE Hour of Slack recording FROM ONSTAGE, this time with Dr. Legume, Papa Joe Mama, Lonesome Cowboy Dave, Jesus AND Rev. Bleepo Abernathy... AND ALSO with songstresses Sister Melodious Chopps and Princess Wei "R." Doe... talk about EASY, all I'LL have to do is make sure the MIKES don't peak out. I can just lie back and let those blabbermouths go at it, and I'll have TWO radio shows done AND GET PAID WHILE DOING IT!!! DOBBS' PROMISE RINGS TRUE. Poor old Jesus, he's gonna be there too, flown in by ACE not to RANT, but to BABYSIT!! That's right, JESUS DEVILACQUA is getting a FREE RIDE to STARWOOD because they love the way he managed the TEENAGERS and LITTLE KIDS last year when he still lived in Cleveland!! Talk about the fox guarding the henhouse.

The most pronounced repercussion of the Drill in my case has been my teenaged kids' reactions to it. They are DISGUSTED that their Ma and Pa went SKINNY DIPPING and otherwise ACTED SO IRRESPONSIBLE among a bunch of freaked-out weirdos. You'd think they'd be used to it by now. The X-Day Drill was "bad" enough, but apparently what really bothered them was that on the way up with Jesus, El Diablo, Nickie, Will, Matt, et al, MOM went scampering around at the RAINBOW GATHERING and had her Inner Hippie awakened, and now she's as irresponsible as me, which means the KIDS are the only SQUARES left in the household to maintain any moral equilibrium.

AHHhhh yes. Parenthood CAN be good once the little bastards can drive, and you no longer have to worry about THEM, but instead they start worrying about YOU. And fretting and spying on you, and frowning upon your music, and forbidding you your illegal drugs.

Ahhhh yes.

Poor YDNAX -- MAN!!! Imagine being a young man having to rebel against SUBGENIUS PARENTS!!! The poor bastard has no recourse but to be a STOLID NORMAL CITIZEN.

Ehh... he'll grow out of it.

Before I take off for Starwood I'm hoping to suitably display some of the RETINA-REAMING ART that keeps coming in, and maybe even to finish linking in the photos from the Slack Crusades Tour into that months-old section of the website. Did anyone notice that I left all that mass of unfinished Slack Crusades material on SubSITE in such a way that ANYONE could download the source, FINISH THE LAYOUT FAIRLY EASILY, and then send it back here so the whole mess could finally be viewed with the pictures linked in? To save pore old doddering Rev. Stang the trouble? No? Well, if you hadn't noticed by now, I EXPECT YOU WOULD-BE BOBBIES TO READ MY MIND. And BOY have I been disappointed in that respect so far.

-- Copyright 1996 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc. PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack

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