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I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Tue, Jul 1, 2003 3:36 AM Message-ID: <3F0139F3.99F8A6A3@yahooX.com>
The only way you'd EVER see me at that stupid-ass loser's convention of yours is if I were declared "Officially Unwelcome." Then I'd DAMN SURE be there, and I'd get right up on stage in front of every last flabby flatulent saggy decrepit goony looking dorky sunken-chested beady-eyed triple-chinned one of you and say "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, HERE I AM, YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND EVEN *TRY* TO THROW ME OUT!" Being rejected by you doltish dumbass humorless pseudo-humorists would be the GREATEST COMPLIMENT I could ever receive, and it redounds to my undying shame and humiliation AND YOUR SICKENING IDIOCY that some stupid few of you weak-minded snuffling smelly greasy-faced novelty-teeshirt-wearing "video screen for a girlfriend" pantywaists still for some stupid reason actually seem to be moronic enough to like me. The only way any of you could ever be funny or interesting OR LESS UGLY AND DISGUSTING is if you fell HALFWAY into the meat grinder in a cat food factory and then CRAWLED BACK OUT AGAIN. As far as I'm concerned, J'lahn is more of a subgenius than all the damn rest of you crammed together in the back of a u-haul and driv into an arroyo and left there to swelter to death. He did EXACTLY what a REAL subgenius would do - REPUDIATE EVERY ONE OF YOU WEAK WEENIES AND EVERY SINGLE DOCTRINE AND DOGMA OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING PHONY MADE UP "FAKE" DISCORDIAN-IMITATING CHURCH. I PERMANENTLY RESIGN from your limp-dick lame-ass imperforate-anused loser's club. This is my last post to this crappy-butted dog-heiney-sniffing newsgroup and if I ever hear from or see any of you halfwit ugly stupid loser jackass freaks again I will BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT RIGHT THEN AND THERE. And that goes double for YOU.
Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING From: asscoltd@aol.com (Assco Ltd)
That was more than one thing.
Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcap@spedlins>
I'm not sunken-chested.
Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Tue, Jul 1, 2003 11:26 AM Message-ID: <010720031126149893%stang@subgenius.com>
THAT'S IT! That's the last straw! I'm not putting up with this ANY MORE. You are BANNED from X-Day. You are KILLFILED FOREVER from this newsgroup. And about 50 of us will be there MONDAY NIGHT at 7 BEHIND THE LIBRARY IN PORTLAND.
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Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Awwww. Nenslo needs a hug. -- ---------------------------------- Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume ---------------------------------- Mecagum les cinc llagues de Crist, mecagum D'eu, en la creu, en el fuster que la fue i en fill de puta que va plantar el pi
Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING From: Wbarwell <Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Reply-To: Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com Date: Tue, Jul 1, 2003 6:14 PM Message-ID: <3f0206e2$0$5790$811e409b@news.mylinuxisp.com>
nenslo wrote:
The only way you'd EVER see me at that stupid-ass loser's convention of yours is if I were declared "Officially Unwelcome."
so, your juker of a car won't make it acorss country, even in yoy could afford gas and get time of from the McJob, and you can't afford plane tickets? Why don't you just say so?
Cheerful Charlie
When I shake my killfile, I can hear them buzzing!
Cheerful Charlie
Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Wed, Jul 2, 2003 1:36 AM Message-ID: <7or4gv0jqip2q552gk8egt1qepdglj3gt1@4ax.com>
On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 17:14:06 -0500, Wbarwell <Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
so, your juker of a car won't make it acorss country, even in yoy could afford gas and get time of from the McJob, and you can't afford plane tickets? Why don't you just say so?
"so, your juker of a car won't make it acorss country, even in yoy
could WHAT??"
nO never mind, nice to see somebody more of a wreck than me on the
newsgroup tonight.
Carry on, lad.
Pig Korean is A-OK with ME, for one.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
Jesus has returned, with a rusty coat hanger
- The Rev. Ivan Stang
Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING From: "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)" <me@example.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Reply-To: the.hand.c@use.the.face.dont.understand Date: Tue, Jul 1, 2003 7:40 PM Message-ID: <yKKdnajOn4xghp-iXTWJgQ@provide.net>
Don't sugar-coat it. Tell us how you *really* feel. Stop holding back.