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Very Bitter Thread: Just For Those Who Can't Make It
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org Date: Tue, Jul 1, 2003 4:55 PM
Basic setup:
1) Brag how unhappy you are. No reason to post quotes, even this, or follow-ups to anyone else's rant, whine, or complaint. Just let it all out.
I'll start.
THOSE BASTARDS! GOING THERE AND LEAVING ME TO ROT HERE AND I CAN'T GO AND I WANT TO NO FAIR BWAHAHAHAHA! I HATE THEM ALL AND I HOPE THEY ALL GET SQUITTERS FROM BAD WATER AND THEIR OUTHOUSES OVERFLOW AND NONE OF THEIR CAMERAS WORK. NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIR.
Subject: Re: Very Bitter Thread: Just For Those Who Can't Make It From: "Kicker of Elves" <kickr_of_elves@hotmail.com>
Why can't someone invent a SOAPDISH THAT WORKS. I'm PISSED.
Subject: Re: Very Bitter Thread: Just For Those Who Can't Make It From: "NeuroManson" <dogegoops@comcast.net>
What's this, a dime sized hole in my forehead? What're ya, a comedian? I'll slit you open like a pillowcase! I'm the kaiser! I'M THE WRATH OF GOD!
Subject: Re: Very Bitter Thread: Just For Those Who Can't Make It From: "Rev. Vertigo" <spam@spam.invalid>
Sour PANCREATIC Nostrils! Creationists! BRAIN BUCKETS! This ORANGE CONE is INVERTED just for YOU, if you KNOW what I mean...
Subject: Re: Very Bitter Thread: Just For Those Who Can't Make It From: Reverend DJ Epoch <niunyabiz@noway.com>
FUCK THAT SHIT! I'm out of CHEESE!!
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Subject: Re: Very Bitter Thread: Just For Those Who Can't Make It From: Jarto <_jarto_@exciteR.com>
I keep losing AT CHESS! BAHHHHH! Iam an Insomniac! Alt.slack has
drawn me in...
Jarto
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