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Pisces gets her groove back.

From: "Pisces"
Date: Sat, Jul 8, 2006 5:36 PM

Honestly if i was to title this xday's experience that would be it.

I had been gone a while, mostly because I hated you all. My pathetic heart had been wounded and I ran away. Then the Conspiracy beat me down some and rubbed salt in the wounds. I was loaded on bad pils and pain. The hate began to grow. My life lacked meaning.

I decided to come to xday out of pure spite. Someone was being an asshole and I said, "well if anyone hates me that much I should show up JUST TO PISS THEM OFF"

Man hate is a POWERFUL THING...

I showed up, and remembered why i DONT hate some of you. Then Rev Carter tapped me on the shoulder and said "Doktor Jam, now, lets go"

I got on that stage and let it out, I felt some strange feeling overcome me. It was a tingle, a pre-orgasmic full body buzz. It started to build in me, and the words flowed. To be honest I dont remember what came out of my mouth. I was possessed, my body had been hijacked, my very soul was at the disposal of some other being.

AND IT WAS AWESOME.

It was not the first time I have been under the spell of slack possession, but it was certainly the best.

The best part, is this slack entity, this begin from some other plane, FIXED ME. I HAVE BEEN HEALED!

Before that moment, life was bad for me kids, in fact it was damned depressing. I was UNABLE TO GET OFF! I was UNABLE TO ENJOY WANKING!!

But by the power of this otherwordly slackful being who possessed my very flesh, I am HEALED. I GOT OFF, I ENJOY WANKING... I AM GETTING OFF RIGHT NOW MUTHER FUCKERS.......

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