Subject: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ...

From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones) Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday Date: Sun, Apr 2, 2000 12:34 PM Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R0204001234430001@news.tiac.net>

... ever since Stang left.

I wonder why?

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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ... From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 4:26 AM Message-ID: <030420000126308850%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <ohjgeso67ppq0rcunvudufn481c6qrv71j@4ax.com>, Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 02 Apr 2000 23:45:02 -0700, Popess Lilith von Fraumench
> <lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote, in alt.slack:
> }
> }It's obvious to me. Stang kept us hating HIM instead of each other, and
> }a unified obsession makes for shitty prose.
> }
> }On the other hand, the same conditions induced the return of Grantland.
> }Catch-22.
>
> Hey......
>
> Stang leaves, Grantland returns.
>
> You don't suppose.......

What, you think Stang is such a great writer he can fake bad poetry?

The Prophet Lilith

-- Her Ladyship Rev. Dkr. St. Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire, Inc. == Prophet--Stage Manager Of The EndTimes--Corrective Phrenologist == =!APOCALEPSY NOW! SEATTLE DEVIVAL APRIL 13 BALLARD FIREHOUSE SEATTLE= ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ... From: mithril@iafrica.com (Grantland) Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday Reply-To: mithril@iafrica.com Date: Sun, Apr 2, 2000 8:39 PM Message-ID: <38e7e755.229349138@ct-news.iafrica.com>

Stang choked on a blasphemous rotting clown meme. Nothing to do
with me.

Grantland
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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ... From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 9:54 AM Message-ID: <030420000654522026%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <38e7e755.229349138@ct-news.iafrica.com>, Grantland <mithril@iafrica.com> wrote:

Hmm, now that you mention it, Unit 4, I think it really IS Stang.

The Prophet Lilith

Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ... From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 5:29 PM Message-ID: <163iesc82v2490rv5ig9phl5pbvcmefl5t@4ax.com>

No, I think he might be as bad at poetry as singing.

Have you HEARD him sing?

Last tape I had of that, the tape wrapped itself around the capstan and committed tape suicide, and it wasn't even in the tape player at the time. ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ... From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 5:30 PM Message-ID: <8a3iescuo6j2lhmemqqstbjd12k0sc2iet@4ax.com>

On Mon, 03 Apr 2000 00:39:46 GMT, mithril@iafrica.com (Grantland) wrote,
in alt.slack:

} Stang choked on a blasphemous rotting clown meme. Nothing to do
}with me.

Dunno. Could be.

Let me hear a "blasphemous rotting clown meme." ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ... From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (Mshotz) Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 6:46 PM Message-ID: <20000403184626.03005.00001020@ng-cb1.aol.com>

We should have a Kereoke contest with Stang and William Shatner.

It will be a gret test of your inner strength. It would either kill you or make
you stronger!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

I just got a phone call from your Proctologist, He found your head! ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ... From: SubGenius Spice <anon2166@hushmail.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 9:55 PM Message-ID: <2miieso4mmpl6rgmnsl6qdr2o4e99or6qk@megaHAL>

# 30 on today's alt.slack hit parade is kevbob and F.O.A.D.A. doing their
rendition of :

"i don't want to start any blasphemous rotting clown meme's, but i think that god is a dead mime."

"slack is everywhere, there are blasphemous rotting clown memes on the windscreen. "

wait, isn't blasphemous a potty-mouthed, saturday morning cartoon rodent
superhero ?

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SubGenius Spice
www.distributed.net
moo.
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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ... From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com Date: Tue, Apr 4, 2000 12:09 AM Message-ID: <6mqiesgk1s9q246hq6tpv4j7pgfmtami22@4ax.com>

On Tue, 04 Apr 2000 01:56:20 GMT, SubGenius Spice <anon2166@hushmail.com>
wrote, in alt.slack:

}# 37 on today's alt.slack hit parade is Unit 4 and Cabal Network Security }doing their rendition of : } }>On Mon, 03 Apr 2000 01:26:30 -0700, Popess Lilith von Fraumench }><lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote, in alt.slack: }> }>}In article <ohjgeso67ppq0rcunvudufn481c6qrv71j@4ax.com>, Unit 4 }>}<UnitIV@SPUTUM.com> wrote: }> }>Last tape I had of that, the tape wrapped itself around the capstan and }>committed tape suicide, and it wasn't even in the tape player at the time. } }but what does it sound like backwards ??

Something not dying fast enough.

Backwards.
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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ... From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday Date: Tue, Apr 4, 2000 4:29 AM Message-ID: <040420000129502954%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <8siies49647h3puihcb1jf6mtbvhvpamav@megaHAL>, SubGenius Spice <anon2166@hushmail.com> wrote:

Last tape I had of that, the tape wrapped itself around the capstan and committed tape suicide, and it wasn't even in the tape player at the time.

but what does it sound like backwards ??

BETTER.

The Prophet Lilith

Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ... From: jimvan@gate.net (Jim Vandewalker) Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday Date: Tue, Apr 4, 2000 2:06 PM Message-ID: <38ea2f08.16982881@news.newsguy.com>

On Mon, 03 Apr 2000 17:30:47 -0400, Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com> wrote:

>
>Let me hear a "blasphemous rotting clown meme."
>
Hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

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Jim the Dead Guy

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