Subject: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!!

From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (Rev. Prostata Cantata) Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 3:30 PM Message-ID: <8carh8$6ma$1@news.concourse.com>

I'm back in the control chair at Prostata Bulldada Research Lab bar and grill, and HOLY SHIT I STILL CAN'T even BELIEVE what happened last week!!! If I didn't have pictures I would think the whole thing was just some kind of sick dream!

The Subgenii descended on the town of Amsterdam like a plague of hungry, crazed BONOBO-LOCUSTS and that fair old burg will never be the same again. The townspeople havn't seen such a rampant ORGY of EXCESS since the 80 years war against the Spanish. Coffee shops were SMOKED BARE of their best frop! Taverns that have been in operation for 100's of years were dried up! Hundreds of young and very friendly Dutch girls and boys will be walking funny for YEARS! Canals were drained just to provide water to CLEAN UP THE MESS!

Pictures will be posted to ABS just as soon as my scanner can scan 'em.

PRAISE MARY M. for her prophetic dream that sent us hither!

PRAISE JESUS for convincing the hotel we were American Rock Stars!

PRAISE POPE BLACK for leading our local shock-troops who prepared the city!

PRAISE STERNO for LOTS of expert and inside information!

PRAISE THE EURO-SUBS - kick-ass insane UBER-YETI every damned one!

PRAISE THE BAD CUYP and all who dwell within it's fair walls!

PRAISE STANG, PRINCESS WEI, CRAFORD, THE MIGHTY DUKE OF UKE, STERNO (AGAIN!), POPE BLACK (AGAIN!), PRINCE IGOR AND THE WICKED WITCH, DJ PROTOGOTH, AND THAT GUY WHO'S NAME I CAN'T REMEMBER and everyone else who testified, ranted, and helped convert the millions of new followers who attended the devival and listed to the radio show!!!

PRAISE THE GROWERS OF THE STRONG AND MOST PUNGENT FROP!

PRAISE EVERY ATOM OF EVERY CELL OF EVERY SUBGENIUS who found the ways and means to visit the HOLYLAND!

Those of you who decided NOT TO GO for whatever twisted reason should rip your leg off at the knee and use it to KICK YOURSELF really hard in the ass over and over again untill you BLEED!

I have spoken.
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Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Tue, Apr 4, 2000 1:15 PM Message-ID: <040420001015316162%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <8carh8$6ma$1@news.concourse.com>, Rev. Prostata Cantata <prostata@bronze.coil.com> wrote:

Those of you who decided NOT TO GO for whatever twisted reason should rip your leg off at the knee and use it to KICK YOURSELF really hard in the ass over and over again untill you BLEED!

Sorry, I'm all out of asses and legs this week.

Can I borrow yours?

The Prophet Lilith

-- Her Ladyship Rev. Dkr. St. Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire, Inc. == Prophet--Stage Manager Of The EndTimes--Corrective Phrenologist == =!APOCALEPSY NOW! SEATTLE DEVIVAL APRIL 13 BALLARD FIREHOUSE SEATTLE= ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: ePRONO <nenslo@subgenius.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Reply-To: nenslo@tonyaharding.org Date: Tue, Apr 4, 2000 3:19 PM Message-ID: <38EA4038.7D51@subgenius.com>

Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> In article <8carh8$6ma$1@news.concourse.com>, Rev. Prostata Cantata
> <prostata@bronze.coil.com> wrote:
>
> > Those of you who decided NOT TO GO for whatever twisted reason
> > should rip your leg off at the knee and use it to KICK YOURSELF really
> > hard in the ass over and over again untill you BLEED!
>
> Sorry, I'm all out of asses and legs this week.
>
> Can I borrow yours?
>
> The Prophet Lilith
>

Don't worry, when we have to hear the SAME STORIES OVER AND OVER AGAIN next week I believe we'll both grow enough asses and legs to keep a whole army kicking. It isn't missing these things that I mind - I LIKE THAT PART - it's having some bore TELLING me that I should be SORRY I missed it that is so damn tedious. And then having them explain that their tedious repetitions of drugparty stories is my PUNISHMENT for not going. (Or is it just Stang who pretends that being boring is some sort of JUSTICE? I'm gonna rip that old blabbermouth up one side and down the other if he doesn't watch his step this time. He just better not cross me that's all.) I fucking been to fucking amsterdam and I fucking been trapped in a room with Sterno so big fucking deal about how WASTED they all got and what FUNNY THING somebody said at some fucking party once. World's Oldest Fratboys. ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Tue, Apr 4, 2000 9:10 PM Message-ID: <040420002110073109%stang@subgenius.com>

Uh-oh, we done went and Xed a tractor up Dean Nenslo's ass, we're in trouble now. Golly, do you think we went and scared off the investors? Right when Dean Nenslo's plan to save the Church was JUST about to PAY OFF?? AGAIN?? We musta been raised in the same pen as Hogan's Goat.

What is there left for us to do now but APOLOGIZE?

God DAMN it, Nenslo, I'm sorry. I honestly mean that. I'm just sorry as hell. I'm one sorry sack of shit, I am. I feel so bad for what I did. I promise I'll never do it again.

-- Copyright 2000 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 2nd Orthodox Stangian MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected: PO Box 19355 Cleveland OH 44119 The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.: PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack / PRABOB Fax: 216-738-0150 ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: nickie@subgenius.com Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Wed, Apr 5, 2000 7:44 AM Message-ID: <8cf8u6$i5f$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article <38EA4038.7D51@subgenius.com>, nenslo@tonyaharding.org wrote:

> World's Oldest Fratboys.

What does that make me? World's youngest Death-Oldest Fratboy-Chick?

Somebody get the PCP and the motorcycles and head to Rotterdam, please.

-Nickie Something

Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno) Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Wed, Apr 5, 2000 9:38 AM Message-ID: <sternodox-0504000838400001@pm11ppp86.aristotle.net>

In article <050420000019598354%lilith@ZubJenius.com>, Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote:

That part *is* rather annoying, but that doesn't bug me. What annoys the fuck out of me, on the other hand, is the idea that some folks don't seem to understand that I have my own agenda, and that a drugged tour of Amsterdam was not part of that agenda in the slightest.

You poor, sad UNKNOWING! Every person who DIDN'T go seems to sour-grapingly continue to harp on and on about the "drugged tour of Amsterdam" aspect of our Field Trip. Well, there WAS that . . . but you DON'T KNOW about the Beck kidnapping, the prince decapitation, the Harley race to Rotterdam, the Australian girls, THE OTHER HALF, and about TWENTY-ZILLION et ceteras. Admit it . . . YOU FUCKED UP BY NOT GOING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Sternodox

--
M'muh!
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Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: "Rev. Knezek" <achoo!@yahoo.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Wed, Apr 5, 2000 11:57 PM Message-ID: <38EC0B2F.56823618@yahoo.com>

First they tell us how much fun it was, and how stoned, etc., they all
got...

Then, if we have the *nerve* to say we really aren't that bothered by it, they say we've got sour grapes.

Maybe some of us really *DID* have stuff we'd rather be doing at that particular point in time...

And maybe some of use really *DON'T* care to spend our time traipsing around Europe in a drug-induced haze. If I'm gonna blow the cash to visit other continents, I'm gonna be sober enough to appreciate it. -- -Rev. Knezek

"We must dance like crazed weasels atop the furniture of life!" -some guy from "Alaska Men" magazine ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 12:09 AM Message-ID: <seo3ihlarfg107@corp.supernews.com>

This does not sound like the table dancing weasels to me. ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob) Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 12:23 AM Message-ID: <seo4aju2rfg51@corp.supernews.com>

blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com (whyaskwhyaskwhy) posted to alt.slack on Thu, 06 Apr 2000 04:09:29 GMT with <seo3ihlarfg107@corp.supernews.com>

>This does not sound like the table dancing weasels to me.

my bad, the weasels got a hold of a bad can of beef.

they seem to be puking on a book of emily dickinson.

sorry.

-- "oo ee oo ah ah twingtwang wallawalla bingbang, oo ee oo ah ah twingtwang wallawalla bingbang oh yah! oo ee oo ah ah B I N G O, oo ee oo ah ah E I E I O" Clutch ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob) Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 12:22 AM Message-ID: <seo47bghrfg95@corp.supernews.com>

achoo!@yahoo.com (Rev. Knezek) posted to alt.slack on Thu, 06 Apr 2000 03:57:36 GMT with <38EC0B2F.56823618@yahoo.com>

And maybe some of use really *DON'T* care to spend our time traipsing around Europe in a drug-induced haze. If I'm gonna blow the cash to visit other continents, I'm gonna be sober enough to appreciate it. --

figure being surrounded by all those beady eyed furriners running circles around you and trying to steal yer wallet and screaming their jibberish filthy non-english speak'd be an awful lot like being drunk anyways.

in fact, i bet all these posts about how great amsterdam was isn't really from who it looks like it is from but in fact is from those beady eyed furriners using babelfish to trasnslate and are just trying to get us to come visit their filthy disease ridden lands merely so that they can steal our wallets.

those basthids.

how dare they.

well, you lissen up you beady eyed filthy disease ridden furriners we aren't going to fall for your load of anti-american constitutional crap and go visit yer louse infested whoring furriner land and get our wallets stolen and then have to get on solsticistic gov't health care system to cure the stds we get from yer two dollah (25 cents with the currency translation) whores and then have those evil nazi doctors inject us with dirty syringes full of evil mad bovine growth formula and turn us into beady eyed stuttering furriners stealing god loving americans wallets.

dammit, i have to remember to breath, now i have no idea what the fuck
i was trying to say.

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: König PrüB, GmbH <saurkraut@weinerschnitzel.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 12:42 AM Message-ID: <seo5cu51rfg11@corp.supernews.com>

"Rev. Knezek" escrivened:

>
>And maybe some of use really *DON'T* care to spend our time traipsing around
>Europe in a drug-induced haze. If I'm gonna blow the cash to visit other
>continents, I'm gonna be sober enough to appreciate it.
>--
>-Rev. Knezek
>
>"We must dance like crazed weasels atop the furniture of life!"
> -some guy from "Alaska Men" magazine
>
>

World dope tours are OK, and sex tours, and/or combinations, brewery tours, wine tours, Manila, Bangkok, La Zona Rosa Mundial

Anyway, there's always the local best stuff, too. One Alaskan turned me on to "Alaska Thunderfuck" some pretty good stuff that is a result of the long days in the Northern latitudes. Or chewing coca leaves in Bolivia, smoking O in Burma, Mexican Mud in Sinaloa, drinking Old Milwacky with Sam's Plumbing Supply Bowling Team, but you do kinda got to admit that Amsterdam's prolly a good place for Spring Break. One of my perfessers told me that when he was a kid, everybody went to Havana, and you could get anything there. The party kind of changes venues from time to time, it's a moveable feast. ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 5:03 AM Message-ID: <060420000203317400%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <sternodox-0504000838400001@pm11ppp86.aristotle.net>, Sterno <sternodox@aristotle.net> wrote:>

You poor, sad UNKNOWING! Every person who DIDN'T go seems to sour-grapingly continue to harp on and on about the "drugged tour of Amsterdam" aspect of our Field Trip. Well, there WAS that . . . but you DON'T KNOW about the Beck kidnapping, the prince decapitation, the Harley race to Rotterdam, the Australian girls, THE OTHER HALF, and about TWENTY-ZILLION et ceteras. Admit it . . . YOU FUCKED UP BY NOT GOING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.

The sour grapes are because I'm fucking sick of being harrassed. Sure, you went to Amsterdam--but I'm putting on the best damned devival of my life, and I was not about to fuck that up. Sorry if you still don't get it.

The Prophet Lilith

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 5:26 AM Message-ID: <rlloes4f5s9govmlrju4vul24cn3po1uhd@4ax.com>

On Wed, 05 Apr 2000 19:57:36 -0800, "Rev. Knezek" <achoo!@yahoo.com> wrote, in alt.slack:} }And maybe some of use really *DON'T* care to spend our time traipsing around }Europe in a drug-induced haze. If I'm gonna blow the cash to visit other }continents, I'm gonna be sober enough to appreciate it.

I intend to appreciate other people blowing THEIR cash to get me to go. I got an NSF scholarship grant for a month last summer hanging around with the chaos folks at Santa Fe, and I'm trying for NIH and NIDA grants right now that'll pay me twice at the same time for doing what I'm already doing, and pay my way to Graz, Austria among others. ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 10:30 AM Message-ID: <060420000730355232%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

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Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 2:26 PM Message-ID: <060420001426147181%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <38EC0B2F.56823618@yahoo.com>, Rev. Knezek <achoo!@yahoo.com> wrote:

And maybe some of use really *DON'T* care to spend our time traipsing around Europe in a drug-induced haze. If I'm gonna blow the cash to visit other continents, I'm gonna be sober enough to appreciate it.

GOOD! We'll need a driver, and Onan and Friday will be too busy to drive, seeing and thinking clearly for the rest of us haze heads while we loll senselessly, puking and mewling obscenely.

Next time, I'm going to make sure I take enough LSD to appreciate the
foreign continent.

I completely FORSOOK the LSD this time... like a FUCKING DUMBASS!

"We must dance like crazed weasels atop the furniture of life!" -some guy from "Alaska Men" magazine

What do you mean, "LIKE" crazed weasels?

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 2:52 PM Message-ID: <060420001452573575%stang@subgenius.com>

Are you guys not reading the posts? The people who went on the Amsterdam trip have hardly said ANYTHING about the DRUGS, or STUPID HEDONISM, although there WAS plenty of such that they COULD brag about; they've been talking instead of the REAL THINGS and PERSONAL INTERACTIONS, the touching EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCES and INSPIRING DISPLAYED WORKS OF GENIUSES, the INTRIGUING SOCIAL STRUCTURE and INSIGHTS INTO THE CHURCH's "DEAL"... and you Anti-SperDamians DON'T EVEN APPEAR TO SEE ANY OF THAT. Oh no, you're more concerned that we understand how many much more serious, sober, IMPORTANT things you had to do, fending off the Morlocks with your parrafin candles, while we irresponsible, boring flibbertygibbet Eloi let the Future fry.

Not much we can do, if you WILL NOT SEE!

I suspect that the ones who are HARPING the loudest would also have been the loudest BRAGGARTS, had they possessed the WISDOM, PLUCK and SPARE CHANGE to join us on this historic voyage.

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob) Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 6:51 PM Message-ID: <seq58fjmrfg63@corp.supernews.com>

stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) posted to alt.slack on Thu, 06 Apr 2000 18:52:57 GMT with <060420001452573575%stang@subgenius.com>

>Are you guys not reading the posts?

oops, i thought they were ASCII art interprations of Amsterdamn landmarks.

my bad. (just for you nenslo)

Subject: Re: AmsterDAAAAAMN!!! From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Fri, Apr 7, 2000 2:24 PM Message-ID: <070420001124359245%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <060420001452573575%stang@subgenius.com>, Rev. Ivan Stang <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

Are you guys not reading the posts? The people who went on the Amsterdam trip have hardly said ANYTHING about the DRUGS, or STUPID HEDONISM, although there WAS plenty of such that they COULD brag about;

Oh, go take your other half and go drool in a corner for a few days,
why don't you?

The Prophet Lilith

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