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Subject: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!!
From: Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Thu, Apr 27, 2000 10:07 PM Message-ID: <8earpk$esa$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
I woke up today after quitting my job yesterday and decided to spent my day working for BOB. Of course I had to go to the unemployment office ( arbietsamt) and register as "unemployedo/oo because I wont get any unemployment money if I don't.
On the way to the "arbietsamto/oo I decided to hang as many Bobs heads with propaganda "translated into Germano/oo around town as possible, for today and from this day forward I WORK FOR BOB!!!!!!! ::::: I went out into the city of Kiel(Dobbsburg) and hung a few Dobbsheads around the train station. As I was hanging BOBS likeness on a board, a piece of metal hit the ground six inches behind me. A near miss. A constuction worker had dropped this large piece of metal as he was doing renonvation to the train station. If this thing would have hit me it would have done a hell of a lot of damage, if not killed me. A very drunken German homeless man, seeing the whole thing, walks over to me and says, in German, "Du bist sehr glücklischo/oo, which means, "you are very luckyo/oo !St. Otis has once again protected me in the most profound of manners. This is not the end of the story however.
After arriving at the arbietsamt " the German work agencyo/oo, I filled out the paperwork to register for unemployment and waited in line until my name was called. To my unsuspecting utter delight, the woman who was working on my case told me that I was, " barred for working in Germanyo/oo. I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from work!!!! How slack. After hearing this glorious news I decided to celebrate by going to the park and drinking as much good German beer as possible. After playing hackysack all day I went to a disco where I listened to James Brown and Curtis Mayfield all night in a blond haired, blue eyed, German BooBoo Disco Heaven! I am barred from work here. What a glorious day!!!!!!!! Praise Bob, Hail Connie, St. Otis Campbell protect me!!!!!
-- http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/metric/302/ His divine grace, The Second Luckiest Man Alive! The Apostle Pope General Dr. Mighty David Lee Black THC MMDA
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Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!! From: duke0uke<jimcser@teleport.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 11:56 AM Message-ID: <%wiO4.1041$Nx3.178419@nntp3.onemain.com>
Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote: : I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from work!!!!
Praise "BOB"!! You are indeed the second luckiest man alive. What did you do to piss off Deutchland so bad? I'd like to think you killed a man, but that's the romantic in me.
-The duke
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Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!! From: Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 1:37 PM Message-ID: <8eci9b$aso$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
In article <%wiO4.1041$Nx3.178419@nntp3.onemain.com>, duke0uke<jimcser@teleport.com> wrote:
Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote: : I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from
work!!!!
Praise "BOB"!! You are indeed the second luckiest man alive. What did you do to piss off Deutchland so bad? I'd like to think you killed a man, but that's the romantic in me.
No. I didn't kill anyone. I'm just guilty of being foriegn. That's all. This place is not like in America where you have the same rights as everyone else reguerdless of race, religion, national origian etc. Here they can and do discriminate against you because you're not German. Germans come first and everyone else is second. Guaranteed by law.
-- http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/metric/302/ His divine grace, The Second Luckiest Man Alive! The Apostle Pope General Dr. Mighty David Lee Black THC MMDA
http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/metric/302/ His divine grace, The Second Luckiest Man Alive! The Apostle Pope General Dr. Mighty David Lee Black THC MMDA
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Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!! From: tiburÛn@sharks.plc.ltd (tiburón) Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 2:57 PM Message-ID: <3f390bdc4a.234726249@news.sharks.plc.ltd>
On Fri, 28 Apr 2000 17:37:49 GMT, Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote:
In article <%wiO4.1041$Nx3.178419@nntp3.onemain.com>, duke0uke<jimcser@teleport.com> wrote: Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote: : I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from work!!!!
Praise "BOB"!! You are indeed the second luckiest man alive. What did you do to piss off Deutchland so bad? I'd like to think you killed a man, but that's the romantic in me.
No. I didn't kill anyone. I'm just guilty of being foriegn. That's all. This place is not like in America where you have the same rights as everyone else reguerdless of race, religion, national origian etc. Here they can and do discriminate against you because you're not German. Germans come first and everyone else is second. Guaranteed by law.
FWIW, they are not the only country with those sorts of laws. Ever try getting a permit to work in Australia? ----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!! From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 4:12 PM Message-ID: <3909F0C8.49BD@succeeds.com>
Name: PopeBlack wrote:
>
> In article <%wiO4.1041$Nx3.178419@nntp3.onemain.com>,
> duke0uke<jimcser@teleport.com> wrote:
> > Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > : I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from
> work!!!!
> >
> > Praise "BOB"!! You are indeed the second luckiest man alive.
> > What did you do to piss off Deutchland so bad? I'd like to think
> > you killed a man, but that's the romantic in me.
> >
> >
>
> No. I didn't kill anyone. I'm just guilty of being foriegn. That's all.
> This place is not like in America where you have the same rights as
> everyone else reguerdless of race, religion, national origian etc. Here
> they can and do discriminate against you because you're not German.
> Germans come first and everyone else is second. Guaranteed by law.
>
You should insist on having a yellow Dobbshead sewn onto your jacket. ----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!! From: König PrüB, GmbH <saurkraut@weinerschnitzel.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 4:54 PM Message-ID: <sgjukpss7qo106@corp.supernews.com>
nu-monet escrivened:
>Name: PopeBlack wrote:
>>
>> In article <%wiO4.1041$Nx3.178419@nntp3.onemain.com>,
>> duke0uke<jimcser@teleport.com> wrote:
>> > Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> > : I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from
>> work!!!!
>> >
>> > Praise "BOB"!! You are indeed the second luckiest man alive.
>> > What did you do to piss off Deutchland so bad? I'd like to think
>> > you killed a man, but that's the romantic in me.
>> >
>> >
>>
>> No. I didn't kill anyone. I'm just guilty of being foriegn. That's all.
>> This place is not like in America where you have the same rights as
>> everyone else reguerdless of race, religion, national origian etc. Here
>> they can and do discriminate against you because you're not German.
>> Germans come first and everyone else is second. Guaranteed by law.
>>
>
>You should insist on having a yellow Dobbshead sewn onto your jacket.
I don't need no steenking green card!
Under similar circumstances, I would morph into a Turkish pimp... Show me the way to the next whiskey bar! Don't ask me why. ----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!! From: D.Vine-Write@shboom.freeserve.co.uk (Father D. Vine-Write) Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 10:18 PM Message-ID: <390a2b9c.23979154@localhost>
On Fri, 28 Apr 2000 02:07:56 GMT, Popey Blacky wrote :
>today and from this day forward I WORK FOR BOB!!!!!!!
We all work for "Bob", even if it's against our will. We are but sock-puppets to his hand, nothing but snot from his nose.
To my unsuspecting utter delight, the woman who was working on my case told me that I was, " barred for working in Germanyo/oo. I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from work!!!! How slack.
Wow. Does that mean you can spend more time answering Email and stuff? Do you still get cash from the EU or the German Government or something to be PAID to not work? Do we have to take up a fund?
After hearing this glorious news I decided to celebrate by going to the park and drinking as much good German beer as possible. After playing hackysack all day
Is Hackysack some kind of codeword for drinking? How can you drink as much beer as possible if you break to kick a bean bag around? I'm confused!?! Did you have a flexible straw so you could drink and kick around that bag? Can I have one?
I am barred from work here. What a glorious day!!!!!!!! Praise Bob, Hail Connie, St. Otis Campbell protect me!!!!!
You work for "Bob" now, you are one of HIS. In but a few months time you
will be (assuming the X-ist don't come, those fuckups) a "BOB" SLAVE! I'm
so HAPPY for you.
What I REALLY need though, is PEER pressure to go to XDAY Europe. I signed a sacred contract back in my old pre-"Bob" days which means if I'm faced with a difficult decision, I'M CONTRACTUALLY BOUND to do whatever I'm peer pressured into doing. I HAVE NO CHOICE.
Glasto is like a week before Xday. I can't trust the aliens, that much is clear, I can't trust "Bob", he's an even bigger fuck up than me. I think that I CAN trust Mike Eavis, can I trust the POPE? That's the question?
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Should I shave that holiday in the US I was thinking about doing later this year and do XDay Europe, or should I assume the Xists won't come and SAVE UP my holiday entitlement so I can visit some Americans AFTER XDAY?
At least one of those Americans is very beautiful and hairy and insane. I'm a child lost in the sea of doubt, just call me Moses. I'm in the bullrushes, I'm lost aisle six looking for the canned beef, STUCK!
Moses.
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Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!! From: NoEmailAds@execpc.com (geezer) Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 10:59 PM Message-ID: <390a505a$0$62522@news.execpc.com>
Mind-control rays from black helicopters made Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> write:
After arriving at the arbietsamt " the German work agencyo/oo, I filled out the paperwork to register for unemployment and waited in line until my name was called. To my unsuspecting utter delight, the woman who was working on my case told me that I was, " barred for working in Germanyo/oo. I cannot work here!!
Don't you get 40 weeks of unemployment for every 12 weeks of work in Deutschland? ----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!! From: Drop Crosby@news.dingoblue.net.au (Drop Crosby) Newsgroups: alt.slack Reply-To: drop@notcam.com Date: Sat, Apr 29, 2000 9:33 AM Message-ID: <390ae4c3$0$27491@news01.syd.optusnet.com.au>
On Fri, 28 Apr 2000 18:57:14 GMT, tiburón <tiburón@sharks.plc.ltd> wrote:
On Fri, 28 Apr 2000 17:37:49 GMT, Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote:
In article <%wiO4.1041$Nx3.178419@nntp3.onemain.com>, duke0uke<jimcser@teleport.com> wrote: Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote: : I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from work!!!!
Praise "BOB"!! You are indeed the second luckiest man alive. What did you do to piss off Deutchland so bad? I'd like to think you killed a man, but that's the romantic in me.
No. I didn't kill anyone. I'm just guilty of being foriegn. That's all. This place is not like in America where you have the same rights as everyone else reguerdless of race, religion, national origian etc. Here they can and do discriminate against you because you're not German. Germans come first and everyone else is second. Guaranteed by law.
FWIW, they are not the only country with those sorts of laws. Ever try getting a permit to work in Australia?
what _does_ it take to get to work here?
i was always under the impression that there was no drama with foreigners finding employment in this country.
--
Drop Crosby
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