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NENSLO's X-Day prediction

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NENSLO's X-Day prediction

Subject: Re: HourOSlack574 plus new Heaven's Gate musings
Date: 11 Apr 1997

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Rev. Ivan Stang <i.stang@metronet.com> wrote:

: That stuff scares me. That stuff really actually scares me. I DREAD X-Day : because of that sort of thing. There are a lot of unanswered questions... I : kinda hate to bring this one up too, but.. exactly WHERE are the Escape : Vessels escaping TO?

I been telling and telling you people. Hollow Earth. Inside out. All the stuff that was on the inside is on the outside. Holes seal up with JHVH1 and all pinks inside where it gets to eat them forever. New outside looks exactly like old outside and pinks are replaced by identical flesh robots. When we return after thousand year pleasure cruise we're given new fleshrobot bodies exactly like the ones we lost on July 5 1998, our memories are wiped back to X-1 and we live out our lives EXACTLY AS WE WOULD HAVE IF X-DAY HAD NEVER HAPPENED!

I remember from last time.