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To all remaining Subgeniuses (aka Masters of the world)

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To all remaining Subgeniuses (aka Masters of the world)

From: Hans&Klo <tesla@odyssee.net>

Greetings from the qwerty Continuum!

From now on, my part of Earth will be called Froopyland, except on Tuesdays, when it will be called Mommy. Sky's pink here and has been for the past 32 minutes as I write.

As mounting pinkishness obscures the world, I deliver my warning to the remaining Subgeniuses: BEWARE! As the sole remaining sources of Slack, you will be sought after by Pinks wanting to drain you..

But fear not! The upcoming darkness will only serve to weed out the weak and the unwary, preparing them for December 2012, the end of the disaster curve, the true end of the world! Until then:

FUCK THEM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!!

Tesla,SoE

PS: If any of you should decide to come to Montreal, email me and we'll share a few Bob-ladden war stories!!!

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