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eXXcuses
From: "His Holiness the Reverend Doktor Xenophon Fenderson, the Carbon(d)ated" <xenophon@irtnog.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: eXXcuses
Date: 07 Jul 1999 22:02:34 -0500
Organization: First Church of B1FF and BRAK! (Reformed)
X-yow: After this, I'm going to BURN some RUBBER!!
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The Xist Saucers *did* show up this year, but we decided that rather than smite continents into radioactive dust, we'd much rather watch the humans jerk and writhe in the ecohell of their own making. Protracted, horrific, gruesome revenge (aka, life as usual) is so much more fun than a clean bit of catharsis (aka, "Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure").
-- Rev. Dr. Xenophon Fenderson, the Carbon(d)ated, KSC, DEATH, SubGenius, mhm21x16 Pope, Patron Saint of All Things Plastic fnord, and Salted Litter of r.g.s.b ``The lyf so short, the craft so long to lerne.'' - Chaucer
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