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Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!
From: nickie@metronet.com ( Rev. Nickie) Date: 16 Jul 1996 02:22:11 GMT
In article <31e7c182.20271938@news1.radix.net>, megeliz@radix.net wrote:
~ revjack@radix.net (Rev. Jack) wrote: ~ : I said hi a couple times, and complimented you (sincerely) on those killer ~ : nails. Man! Also, I never knew you were so, um, busty, yes that's it. I mean, ~ : it's not like I STARED, I just sorta NOTICED. Accidentally. Like, out of the ~ : corner of my eye. I DIDN'T STARE.
Now, now, I didn't say it was you! Don't be paranoid. Actually, if I'd gotten less attention, it might have been even more to my benefit. If you were staring, you did it right, cause I didn't notice. Others were not so gallant. I'd name names, but I've already been excommunicated once.
But at least it goes to show that you're not DEAD.
~ Liar. If I hadda retrieve your eyeballs from her cleavage once, I had ~ to do it three or four times. Poor Nickie! All that gooey groping!
You don't know the half of it. I'll leave it a mystery as to what I didn't
enjoy and what I DID....
-- *you have been blessed by a communication from* -----Rev. Nickie the Hated http://www.rlabs.com/revnickie/ *************** "For you have heard that I rant against the CON, but you have been told lies by the dupes and Pharisees, for I bring not words against the enemies of "Bob", but a new LAW. For I am the voice that cries 'Neener, neener' in the wilderness, who separates the Quick from the Dead." (Ejac. VII.9)
Path: feenix.metronet.com!news.ecn.bgu.edu!news.cse.psu.edu!uwm.edu!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!prairienet.org!saint From: saint@prairienet.org (Andrew Matthews) Newsgroups: alt.slack Subject: Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!! Date: 16 Jul 1996 01:48:59 GMT Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana Lines: 19 Message-ID: <4seseb$qja@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> References: <i.stang-1307961131580001@dal201.metronet.com> <nickie-1107961213010001@metronet.com> <31e70692.2637992@news1.radix.ne Reply-To: saint@prairienet.org (Andrew Matthews) NNTP-Posting-Host: firefly.prairienet.org
In a previous article, i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) says:
Speaking of manners... every time a geeky SubGenius male made a clumsy, untoward pass at a SubGenius gal, I HEARD ABOUT IT LATER!
Just wanted you to KNOW that I KNOW. Some of you unmannerly lads should be thanking your LUCKY STARS that I'm not blabbering of your nerdhood far and wide!
Just because YOU get all the girls...
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On Jul 16, 1996 15:50:11 in article <Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!>, 'saint@prairienet.org (Andrew Matthews)' wrote:
>it's in the mail...
I should be vicious and give you myself. It'd serve you right, you perv! -- "Some people sing love songs/Everybody's got one/This isn't my love song/It's more like my love gone wrong song..."
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In article <nickie-1507962148580001@metronet.com>, nickie@metronet.com (
Rev. Nickie) wrote:
->I'll leave it a mystery as to what I didn't ->enjoy and what I DID....
Oh good. Your little mysteries are always so intriguing...I'm sure many of us will lose sleep anxiously awaiting your NOT telling us any more.
hatingly,
Dad
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On Jul 16, 1996 01:48:59 in article <Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!>, 'saint@prairienet.org (Andrew Matthews)' wrote:
>Just because YOU get all the girls...
Andrew, send me a dollar and I'll get you a girl. Now, I can't promise that she'll be over twelve, but for god's sake you're only paying a DOLLAR! You're not going to get prices like that anywhere else! heh heh heh... -- "Some people sing love songs/Everybody's got one/This isn't my love song/It's more like my love gone wrong song..."
"Close But No Cigar"
from _Astronauts and Heretics_ and _The Best of Thomas Dolby
Retrospectacle_
by
Thomas Dolby
http://www.tdolby.com/
And recently announced: Hyperactiv8! at America Online! Keyword: HYPR
Other good stuff:
Dr. Fiorella Terenzi
http://www.fiorella.com/
"A cross between Carl Sagan and Madonna"
Combustible Edison
http://www.subpop.com/bands/combustible/comed/index.html
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In article <i.stang-1307961131580001@dal201.metronet.com>, i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
Speaking of manners... every time a geeky SubGenius male made a clumsy, untoward pass at a SubGenius gal, I HEARD ABOUT IT LATER!
Just wanted you to KNOW that I KNOW. Some of you unmannerly lads should be thanking your LUCKY STARS that I'm not blabbering of your nerdhood far and wide!
That's okay, because I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want the truth to come out about you and ... well, you know ...
- Lou "I know more than you do" Duchez
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From: friday@cybercom.net (Irreverend Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!
Date: Sun, 14 Jul 1996 20:24:08 -0500
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In article <31e8e769.32680375@news1.radix.net>, revjack@radix.net wrote:
: >Speaking of manners... every time a geeky SubGenius male made a clumsy, : >untoward pass at a SubGenius gal, I HEARD ABOUT IT LATER! : > : >Just wanted you to KNOW that I KNOW. Some of you unmannerly lads should be : >thanking your LUCKY STARS that I'm not blabbering of your nerdhood far and : >wide!
I DIDN'T STARE.
And don't pay any attention to Friday either, she COMPLETELY misunderstood my gallant attempts to realign her socks. Women!
I wouldn't have minded so much if you hadn't insisted on doing the aligning by pulling on the tops of the socks with four of your dicks, which you slipped into my dress through the neckline. Next time, trim the fuzz on those dicks - they tickled!
- The Irreverend Friday Jones
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From: friday@cybercom.net (Irreverend Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!
Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 22:47:29 -0500
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In article <31e90b3f.104683864@news1.radix.net>, 1Ol01O@radix.net wrote:
revjack@radix.net (Rev. Jack) wrote:
: I DIDN'T STARE. : : And don't pay any attention to Friday either, she COMPLETELY
misunderstood my
: gallant attempts to realign her socks. Women!
You have to let them grow up sometime. Sure, you THOUGHT you were letting little Friday be independent, but she's bound to get insulted at things like that, esspecially while you're trying to force feed her those mashed potatoes. "Here comes the choo-choo"? PULEEZE!
He didn't tell me they were mashed potatoes! I thought they were ... something else.
- The Irreverend Friday Jones http://www.cybercom.net/~friday
Path: feenix.metronet.com!dal212.metronet.com!user From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) Newsgroups: alt.slack Subject: Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!! Date: 20 Jul 1996 06:42:29 GMT Organization: The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. Lines: 28 Message-ID: <i.stang-2007960045070001@dal212.metronet.com> References: <nickie-1107961213010001@metronet.com> <31e70692.2637992@news1.radix.net> <31e7c182.20271938@news1.radix.net> <i.stang-1307961131580001@dal201.metronet.com> <lY/5xgiGkk5R088yn@en.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: dal212.metronet.com X-Newsreader: Value-Added NewsWatcher 2.0b24.0+
In article <lY/5xgiGkk5R088yn@en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) wrote:
In article <i.stang-1307961131580001@dal201.metronet.com>, i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
Speaking of manners... every time a geeky SubGenius male made a clumsy, untoward pass at a SubGenius gal, I HEARD ABOUT IT LATER!
Just wanted you to KNOW that I KNOW. Some of you unmannerly lads should be thanking your LUCKY STARS that I'm not blabbering of your nerdhood far and wide!
That's okay, because I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want the truth to come out about you and ... well, you know ...
Friday and someone else and Susie and Jesus and Legume and Legume's Susie and I, and that poor dead Squid, and Andrew the Impaled, and Sterno, and Gordon's cambas, and all those nice fat little Arab boys, have nothing to hide... except our Antidote Pudding stash.
-- Copyright 1996 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc. PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack
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In article <mtownsend-1707960645380001@pool032.max13.boston.ma.dynip.alter.net>, mtownsend@earthlink.net (Michael Townsend) wrote:
~ In article <nickie-1507962148580001@metronet.com>, nickie@metronet.com (
~ Rev. Nickie) wrote:
~ ->I'll leave it a mystery as to what I didn't
~ ->enjoy and what I DID....
~
~ Oh good. Your little mysteries are always so intriguing...I'm sure many of
~ us will lose sleep anxiously awaiting your NOT telling us any more.
~
~ hatingly,
~ Dad
The only thing you really HATE is yourself for missing your chance. While you certainly would've failed miserably, at least you wouldn't have to kick yourself for the rest of your life having had at least TRIED. Who knows, I might have gotten slipped some heroin or something, and you might have suceeded. But now you'll never know!
The only reason I'm not telling is to not embarass anyone, OR to not encourage those who I MIGHT have....well....and that's only because there's really a hell of a lot I can be talked into when it comes right down to it. Or is there??
Is it fun hanging on someone's every word?
-- *you have been blessed by a communication from* -----Rev. Nickie the Hated http://www.rlabs.com/revnickie/ *************** "For you have heard that I rant against the CON, but you have been told lies by the dupes and Pharisees, for I bring not words against the enemies of "Bob", but a new LAW. For I am the voice that cries 'Neener, neener' in the wilderness, who separates the Quick from the Dead." (Ejac. VII.9)
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