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*** Topic for #subgenius: Violent anime porn, contact Zeke *** Topic for #subgenius set by ZekeWadd on Sunday, March 19, 2000 10:32:08 PM #subgenius: Friday Modemac @ChrisLee @evangela @resop @MSakamoto @sleezbird @NedWreck @kevbob @C_Mark_B @MrSocko @O-NAN @nu-monet @Lilith @ZekeWadd @O-Blivion *** End of /NAMES list. resop: Modemac! *** Mode is +tn *** Channel created at Sunday, March 19, 2000 8:21:38 PM resop: Friday! O-NAN: his hair was once foppish but now it is long, now he will sing a song. nu-monet: Huh? O-NAN: PETE LEGS, soon will be walking across the street Modemac: No, Sunday! nu-monet: What? Friday: Howdy all resop: ZekeWadd: this is a bad thing? nu-monet: Howdy back! evangela: friday! you get 10 pamps very soon NedWreck: hey Friday Friday: Evangela - Pampers? O-NAN: eva: upload if possible! ZekeWadd: I SAY THAT WE TAKE A CANNON AIM AT HIS DOOR AND THEN KNOCK THREE TIMES AND WHEN HE ANSWERS MR DOBBS WILL BE NO MORE Friday: Evangela - Oh, pamphlets. Thanks! Friday: I need to sneak into the mailroom downstairs and stick Pamphlet #1 in a fex executive mail slots Friday: Fex = few *** Signoff: kevbob (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer)) Friday: Moemac - Thanks for the tapes!\ O-NAN: friday C_Mark_B: pamprins evangela: onan, i can't but talk to the digicammasters O-NAN: pamprin anderson nu-monet: Who here is going to Amsterdam, and who here will die in the nuclear holocaust back in the U.S.? Modemac: Evangela, Lilith, Siouxsie, AND Friday in the same chat room at once. Be afraid. Be very afraid. O-Blivion: dieing *** RevCraw (atom@ip004.tuc167.gci-net.com) has joined channel #subgenius *** Mode change "+o Modemac" on #subgenius by resop evangela: lil's here? hey lil O-NAN: eva: okay, so be it. maybe sis d will. *** Mode change "+o Friday" on #subgenius by resop ZekeWadd: nu: I am in New Jersey and am immune (toxic resistance) nu-monet: Just to think, you could have saved your life had you but spent that $1250 rent money on pleasure. O-NAN: lilith has been silent since i got here, even with mr. socko doing some seattlebashing. resop: ZekWadd: where in NJ? evangela: she's at work, prolly *** O-NAN is now known as ONAN Friday: O-NAN - Yes? Modemac: Well, it's easy to bash Seattle. Just talk about rain. ONAN: there O-Blivion: Lil os working MrSocko: Seatlle sucketh MrSocko: except for WOTc Friday: Thanks resop nu-monet: Bogota is like Seattle. Modemac: Oh good, you got them. MrSocko: My anus is like seatle MrSocko: its stinky ZekeWadd: resop: Hell MrSocko: and if i stuff it with lots of stuff MrSocko: it shits ZekeWadd: mrsocko: Gay dick slides up it regularly nu-monet: Can you walk a fish in there? NedWreck: ha MrSocko: oooga resop: Oh, if Rocknar shows up we can reunite the Rock and Sock connection! ONAN: zeke would know - he's into that weird robot sex stuff MrSocko: cant get enough of that vitimin gggggg ZekeWadd: Onan, shut up, you pigfucker Friday: I decided that Mini-Me just took too much Vitamin E and not enough Vitamin Wonka Modemac: It's early, but I've been thinking about this year's Bulldada Auction. It's gonna rock, 'cause everyone's gonna bring WEIRD PORN! evangela: onan, by definition is not a pigfucker nu-monet: Slack will see you through times of no money better than money will see you through the end of the world. NedWreck: hey, my sister's a pig! MrSocko: Wiat a second resop: Don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus! MrSocko: did some one say Onan Shut up? ONAN: pretty much EVERYBODY in alt.slack village knows that zekewad is WAY into www.asfr.org type "porn" (whatever, dude!) ChrisLee: "weird porn?" he asked. MrSocko: what candy assed jabroni said that? Modemac: Chris: Well, weirder porn than usual. NedWreck: define "Weird" Friday: Modemac - And witht he cheap universal DVD player available, you can bring overseas weird porn! nu-monet: ONAN: define weird. while yer at it define way. resop: asfd? nu-monet: asfd.org MrSocko: cause let me promise you this, mr shut up, i will layeth the smack down on your sorry yeti head and send ya back to the saucers in pieces Friday: Human courting rituals in FULL COLOUR from Germany! nu-monet: asfr.org NedWreck: dvda? ZekeWadd has Battle Angel Alita, and notes that Desty Nova is my shordurpersav Modemac: Christ, there's so much bulldada in porn out there - possibly even more than in religion! nu-monet: fullcolorjesussex.com Friday: Modemac - I've got 70's Lovecraft porn with Eric Edwards Modemac: Friday, you could probably bring a tape or two of that anime bug porn that Stang wanks to. *** ONAN is now known as O-NAN Friday: www.jesusoftheweek.com O-NAN: dammit, someone keeps stealing my nick evangela: onan, there's a SWING in my office!!!!!!!! that was such fun at the party, somebody's gonna crack they skull though. nu-monet: www.thekindofpornjesuslikes.org NedWreck: register the bastard Friday: Modemac - What, more termite queen ooze? O-NAN: eva: KEWL. you have a dream job for sure. keep notes, nobody will believe you "after." Lilith: Back for a second.... Lilith: FRIDAY! Friday: Hi Lil Lilith: Evangela! Modemac: Well, *someone* will buy it, no doubt... Lilith: Siouxie! O-NAN: there is lilith RevCraw: O-NAN: Whassup in Central South Eastern Lemuria? nu-monet: Lil: I'm not sure I want to chat with a "worker" present. evangela: hi lil Modemac: Like I said: Lilith, Evangela, Friday, and Siouxsie in the same chat. Friday prepares Poser porn of Stang in the passionate embraces of Eric Edwards Lilith: nu-monet: Now you know how I feel about clones. O-NAN: RevCraw: DUDE. things good here. me and the duke hung out today. GETTING READY FOR ""IT"" NedWreck: we have a bookstore named Lemuria MSakamoto pokes head up MSakamoto: eh? Friday: "My Clone Sleeps Alone" nu-monet: I still think that the new Dobbstown should be in Latveria. RevCraw: Strap On Your Jammy Pack NedWreck: Latvia? Modemac: Would sex with your clone be considered incest? evangela: is it a full moon? Friday: Malaysia has such a nice script for writing on Dobbstown passports, though! nu-monet: Friday: Clone sex is like sunshine. Friday: Modemac - No, it's masturbation C_Mark_B: I am a clone, I eat styrofoam.. (?) *** kevbob (kevbob@arkabee.ecsis.net) has joined channel #subgenius ChanServ: [kevbob] moo. *** Mode change "+o kevbob" on #subgenius by ChanServ NedWreck: kev Lilith: *sigh* Whatever. ZekeWadd: Ah! The flan of victory! O-NAN: revCRAW: i spent about $100 on clothes for amst-r-damn this week, with more to come. i be fancy now. nu-monet: Friday: Then again, clone sex is like a rainy day. *** WicKeD (blowme.com@12.90.238.62) has joined channel #subgenius *** WicKeD has left channel #subgenius MSakamoto smacks kevbob around just for the fun of it and because she hasn't done it in a while nu-monet: Friday: Clone sex is like an artillery bombardment on a convent. Modemac: Bone the clone. NedWreck: fun to watch? Friday prints up some Clone Boner T-shirts nu-monet: Friday: Clone sex is like a tuna on rye sandwich. evangela: brb MrSocko: with a pickle? nu-monet: Friday: Aren't you sorry you asked. *** evangela is now known as eva NedWreck: not mine, it's a gherkin O-NAN: "rough as a match pad - dry as a cactus." Friday: nu-monet - Clone sex is like an IRC shannel *** eva is now known as evamagsaway nu-monet: Friday: now that you mention it... ZekeWadd: Clone sex is like having sex with a biologically identical entity MrSocko: clone sex is never having to worry about doing it again latter Friday: What products does everyone most want to buy at XXX-Day? Commemorative dildos? nu-monet: Zeke: don't be so clinical. *** O-Blivion is now known as O-Blivion-away ZekeWadd: nu: KYAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA MrSocko: I would like to buy a memorial XXX day colostomy bag and zp lock pina colda mixer RevCraw: Later Modemac: Last year I bought...what did I buy...a hat, a CD, and a sword from the pagan sword sales tent. *** Signoff: RevCraw (Leaving) Friday: Who wants Church ritual weaponry? NedWreck: me! NedWreck: and a fez nu-monet: Clone sex is a daisy chain where *everybody* keeps the rhythym. ZekeWadd: I shall overcome karma Friday: NedW - Fez is on my list Friday cuddles the channel nu-monet: Clone sex is like dissolving back into the slime vat from which you came. NedWreck: size 7 3/4 O-NAN: friday: seconded, a good "Bob" fez would be great Modemac: And maybe an apron, just like the Masons have. NedWreck: in red, with a 2' tassle nu-monet: And, most important, CLONE SEX is saying, "See you in Amsterdam!" NedWreck: i can handle the aprons C_Mark_B: clone sex is like, well, it's LIKE. kevbob: anyone want non-album my bloody valentine mp3s? ZekeWadd: The "Bob" Apron should have a slit for the dick NedWreck: i do that Friday: Should the fez logos be permenant or detachable? O-NAN: maybe some "special" underwear like the mormons have. or a P-METER. resop: Clone sex is like something I don't get. O-NAN: friday: perm. *** Legume (legume@modem773.delanet.com) has joined channel #subgenius NedWreck: with a zipper nu-monet: resop: How could you tell? Friday: Here's my clone, Legume! resop: K'taden! Modemac: I'd like one of those sterling-silver rings like they sell in the malls and at 'new age' shops everywhere. A ring with a Dobbshead. Legume: Hi, Friday! Been a while. Friday: An S-meter for Slack. Looks just like a pipe full of Frop nu-monet: Friday: He must be congenital, not identical. Modemac: Just to prove what a Bobbie I am. MrSocko: Bobaholic MrSocko: it could be worse MrSocko: it could be like sex in seatle MrSocko: i mean lets get real MrSocko: ugh Friday: Modemac - Jewelry is on the list too MrSocko: its like having sex in seacacus Modemac: Clone sex is the only way people have sex in Seattle. MrSocko: fucking clones are all that live in seatle MrSocko: Stepford City Friday: It all depends on what PRODUCTS I can afford to make - and how many. If I can only make one, I may jsut give it to the auction resop: Legume: how is it going with the license thing? nu-monet: Modemac: Not really, they send out spores. Different thing entirely. ZekeWadd: Clone sex can be achieved at any gay bar MrSocko: very freaky in a michle cricton sort of way Legume: I got me a two-pound sterling silver cock piercing with a full sculpted dobbshead the size of a grapefruit O-NAN: friday: oddly, i think people would pay to get a pre-made Dobbshead stencil. MrSocko: wowsers nu-monet: Zeke: hardly. They don't have the technology at most gay bars. Saunas, maybe. MrSocko: thats an amazing image Modemac: Hmmm. I only have four 'Bob' T-shirts, a 'Bob' hat, and a 'Bob' cloisonne pin. Gotta buy more stuff from the Foundation. kevbob: WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY! NedWreck: prince "bob" O-NAN: legume: was that on the main dick or one of the secondary dicks? Friday: Legume - That's a ring? Thoguth it was an actual extra organ! MrSocko: I have BOB IN MY HEART MrSocko: its all the bobn in need Modemac: Actually, what I want is a 'Bob' fish for my car, but no one has them. ZekeWadd: I shit "Bob" constantly Legume: Onan, that's on Dick 7 MrSocko: Bob beating like a pilsbury dough boy masterbating MrSocko: in my heart MrSocko: filling me with goo nu-monet: As the RED, RED ROBIN... MrSocko: warm hot lovng goo MrSocko: and charing me by the ounce MrSocko: oh yes MrSocko: i am loved Modemac: Clone sex is sex with "Bob." NedWreck: i got one at x-day but I lost it Friday: O-NAN - Stencils are a GOOD idea, but ... I have this image of selling them at a Devival and some dumbass stenciling all over the front of the bar on the spot ... nu-monet: Modemac: I think you've got it. resop: Is MrSocko Iceknife? Friday: Modemac - Luciferians sells Bobfish MrSocko: I am not iceknife Modemac: I emailed the Luciferians, but they never replied. O-NAN: Legume: dick #7???! that one hangs so low you better put WHEELS on that piercing else it'll catch on the carpet. MrSocko: i am also know as tomwhore MrSocko: tom Friday: Modemac - They must be off killing somewhere Legume: Onan, the ring has a neck thong. O-NAN: RESOP: MRSOCKO IS NO ICEKNIFE kevbob: it's been raining here for three days. MrSocko: but every one knows me as nancy nu-monet: THE NEXT TIME I CHAT WITH ANY OF YOU IT WILL BE IN AMSTERDAM. Friday: Dobbs pendant would be good, hang off piercings or earrings or whatever. kevbob: but the ceiling's leak seems to have stopped. resop: Too bad stang isn't here, I found an obscure thing by Nina Hagen. kevbob: this morning, as i left the house to go let out the neighbors dogs, O-NAN: Dobbshead branding irons MrSocko: Dobbs Head COndom *** evamagsaway is now known as creme_d *** geezer (geezer@venus-85.mdm.hfd.execpc.com) has joined channel #subgenius *** creme_d is now known as cremed kevbob: i nearly tripped over a rock, placed it would seem, in the middle of my walkway. MrSocko: Yes Dobbs Head WWF approved Steel folding chairs Friday: O-NAN - My experiment on PJM didn't work re: branding irons *** Signoff: nu-monet (Leaving) MrSocko: to sock the pinks with *** cremed is now known as cremedevangela Friday: Dobbs ritual robes *** cremedevangela is now known as evangela Friday: Dobbs headbands geezer: goodness evangela: heck kevbob: i moved, as if to kick the rock away, but my eye chanced upon what looked to be a bit of paper Friday: Dobbs rubber stamps O-NAN: friday: well, there's still more of PJM left to work with. last I heard, anyway. Modemac: Evangela creams 'em all. kevbob: underneath it. Modemac: And she makes the men cream. MrSocko: Ya know I bet when KANe is finaly unmasked its BOB Friday: O-NAN - Now I'll try branding the spot where the left testicle USED to be ... NedWreck: Dobbs cock rings kevbob: i knelt, then, to move the rock by hand and with care, and found that it was, indeed, a note. kevbob: and here is what it said: evangela: i was tryin' to be creme d'evangela O-NAN: SubGenius Chastity Wear - for Him, Her and It evangela: won't lemme *** Signoff: ZekeWadd (Leaving) Friday: Tell it KB! Modemac: Evangela: Too dangerous for IRC. kevbob: "sincerely, i apologize. my designated purpose lay not within the destruction of the device." --> Lilith Nice front too! *** evangela is now known as magdalen Friday: Mags! How's the Lord? magdalen takes over with extreme prejudice magdalen: heh O-NAN: there she is resop: Glen Jacobs plays Kane (used to be the fake Desiel and Isaac Yankem). Legume: Hi Mags magdalen: friday: Hi, he's at his office, should be coming on later Modemac: Actually, I know it's time to buy more stuff from the Foundation because they've actually sent me everything I've bought from them! magdalen: Hi everybody! resop: Maggy! C_Mark_B: hi mags MrSocko: good call resop Modemac: You can't be a true Bobbie unless you sent your money to the Foundation months ago, and you're still waiting for them to send your stuff. Friday: Send money to "Bob" and just say "SEND ME THIS MUCH SLACK." kevbob: spies. NedWreck: they still owe me for ordainment supplies from 16 years ago C_Mark_B: I havent BOUGHT any stuff - guess I'm right out. Modemac: That and one more printed Stark Fist. kevbob: they still have my christening gown. Friday: Send stamps to "Bob"! kevbob: it was as white as freshly fallen snow. Modemac: Send stamps to me! I've lost too many of them. NedWreck: s&h stamps kevbob: send their souls home, spies. magdalen: what's cool to listen to right now on the net? Modemac: Though speaking of stuff from the Foundation - how's the calendar coming along? kevbob: non-album mp3s of my bloody valentine. magdalen: you have to ask SisD Modemac: Beck's "Midnite Vultures." O-NAN: magdalen: i've going to get the $70 capt. beefheart set soon. then it will be 'available.' magdalen: onan: wow! *** Stang (IvanStang@as4-7.apk.net) has joined channel #subgenius magdalen: stang! Stang: I hear SIRENS! resop: Stang! Modemac: Stang is here! Run away! Run away! Stang: They're COMING! O-NAN: my smile is stuck. i cannot go back to your frownland geezer: uh oh Stang: Princess Wei is sitting here talking DUTCH at me. Friday: Stinkums! Stang: Fry-Doaaaoaowww!!1 resop: Stang: I discovered a REALLY obscure Nina Hagen song. NedWreck: schiess Friday: Ja Stangers! O-NAN: a SQUID eating dough in a polyethelyne bag is fast and bulbous. GOT ME? C_Mark_B: hi stang, hi wei, thaelo sez hi too Stang: Resop Eh? nina Hagen? Friday: Greetings fair Princess! Modemac: When you go to Amsterdam, drop by the offices of XS4ALL -- home of Karin Spaink, one of the few people ever to win a Scientology lawsuit. Stang: O-NANE, I have that 5 CD set of ancient Beefheart garage tapes! Sounds just like old tapes from Snavely's shack. magdalen: hmmm *** pw5 (rock@PPPa88-ResalePortlandOr3-2R7160.saturn.bbn.com) has joined channel #subgenius resop: Stang: yes, she does a duet during the credits of Tenchi Muyo in Love. *** Mode change "+o Stang" on #subgenius by O-Blivion-away Stang: XS4ALL! magdalen: we're on vacation, we don't want a rumble with the scientologists Stang: Spaink Stabk1 *** O-Blivion-away is now known as O-Blivion geezer: go to Germany, it's Scientology-free magdalen: Stang: our office party was awesome! Modemac: Mags: No, XS4ALL and Karin Spaink are the good guys. Stang: Magdalen, how was the Office Party? O-NAN: STANG: I just read the autobiography of Zoon Horn Rollo (who lives in Lemuria!) and it's real good. his experiences with "Don" are not unSubGenial. magdalen: stang: there were lots of people, and the Queen of the Goths and the Queen/King of Pagans both came magdalen: Five people drove down from TULSA! Stang: Onan -- there's a whole book of band member interviews with that GROW FINS set. Rev. Gorgonzola let me borrow it. I made safety CD copies. Modemac: http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/ Stang: Goths and Pagans? Shit, sounds like Cleveland. Friday: Does anyone here know their ring size? kevbob: round? geezer: The assassination of JFK and Lee Harvey Oswald are on TV. magdalen: One guy said he moved to Dallas ten years ago to hang out with lots of subgeniuses, and he's been waiting all this time C_Mark_B: 10 Stang: Magdalen -- did Blanket Ass come from Tulsa?? O-NAN: reminds me of the BOBBIE girls. never was my hobby girls. magdalen: stang: I don't think so, these were a young anti-music band and their girl Modemac: She also hosted a mirror site of the Nuremburg Files site -- the anti-abortion "death list" -- after that stupid $100 million damage award here in the US. kevbob: it's bad when you bridge a circuit with a piece of metal connected to your skin. kevbob: unless you enjoy seeing the x-ists in their true forms. MSakamoto: generally, yes Stang: Friday -- when they cut me in half they counted 46,000 rings. NedWreck: or your teeth Friday: C-Mark-B - Damn, my fingers are like 4 1/2 - if I make a ring and don't like, I'll have to sell it as an earring, or an itty-bitty dick ring kevbob: please to be not cutting the stang twain. *** Signoff: pw5 (Ping timeout) Stang: Magdalen, too bad, this woman Rev. Blanket Ass in Tulsa is EXTREMELY promising as Connietites go. kevbob: is that the correct usage of the word "twain"? NedWreck: Friday: I am a 7 Modemac: My ring size is 10 1/2. I have fat fingers. C_Mark_B: I THINK it was 10 geezer: cut Stang into three bits NedWreck: Mark Twain] Modemac: Actually, I've gotten fat since I've been driving my car more... magdalen: Stang: and, we're not allowed to say HOW this happened, but there was FREE BEER in enormous quantities *** RevBro-VT (revbrovt@242685hfc152.tampabay.rr.com) has joined channel #subgenius NedWreck: Stang; didja get yer stump ground? *** pw5 (rock@PPPa93-ResalePortlandOr1-2R7170.saturn.bbn.com) has joined channel #subgenius magdalen: hey revbro Friday: What does Jesus want for Easter?? Stang: Magdalen -- we should be able to get some Ben and Jerry's from Ben and Jerry soon. Their main publicist is a dues paying Subaholic. magdalen: Friday: Money C_Mark_B: revbro VT of website fame I presume magdalen: stang: kewl! geezer: Friday: a new halogen lamp for the tomb Friday: Chocolate hammer and nail set? No, no, too tacky ... Modemac: Actually, get Jesus a Good Friday present. Stang: Ned -- my old stump was already so ground, all it needed was a little rubbin' now and then. C_Mark_B: fri -- ouch. RevBro-VT: I'm infamous in many circles... Modemac: Ben & Jerry's is about to be bought out by a corporation. Stang: The newly hitched RevBroVT! RevBro-VT: What's a good IRC program for mac os 8+? *** evilgoat (evilgoat@134.115.157.122) has joined channel #subgenius resop: I thought Ben and Jerry's was already owned by McDonalds O-NAN: here's a sad tale for all: the Duke of Uke was over at Castle Nenslo the other day, talking about the upcoming Amstardam trip. Nenslo is reported to have said "IT MAKES ME SAD HOW MUCH FUN THAT WILL BE." evilgoat: moo subbers resop: IRCLE RevBro-VT: Yep... I'm going to scan and post a few of my wedding pics soon... Modemac: Well then, Nenslo should have coughed up the bucks for the trip. Stang: RevBroVT: I'm using IRCle 3.09b, it works good. C_Mark_B: IRCLE does look good - it's $15 kevbob: is there anything _other_ than ircle? i never found anything. Modemac: I want to go to Amsterdam, too, but I can't afford it. So I won't whine. Stang: Nenslo should have been sent to Amsterdam for free on the wings of angels. evilgoat: kevbob, homer? Stang: Nenslo is an authentic Dutchman anyway. Friday: I offered to send Nenslo money and he refused it. He's SO strange, he MUST be a SubGenius! kevbob: goat: it was b0rken back in those days, it seemed. evilgoat: hrm *** Signoff: RevBro-VT (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: pw5 (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: Legume (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: Modemac (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: ChrisLee (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: magdalen (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: resop (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: MSakamoto (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: sleezbird (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: NedWreck (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: C_Mark_B (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: MrSocko (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: O-NAN (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: Lilith (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) *** Signoff: O-Blivion (vendetta.fef.net onix.fef.net) kevbob: fuck Stang: Friday, Nenslo is probably the only SubGenius who could even begin to match you in EVIL STRENGTH! evilgoat: hehehe Stang: What??? evilgoat: n3tspl17 geezer: fucking netsplit Friday: Now that I have you all to myself, Stang .... Friday rubs her hands with glee Stang: Oh, FRIDAY!!! Friday rubs Stang with glee ... Stang: *GRUNT* URK kevbob: please. kevbob: there's, kevbob: um, Friday kneads Stang's stump evilgoat: this would be a good time to talk about where my order is!! :) kevbob: something present. Stang: IGNORE those EARTH FOOLS GAWKING, my love Friday squeezes Stang: UNK UNK *AAASAAIEEE* Friday gets out the COLD squid slime geezer: #subgenius: netsplits keep out the riff-raff Friday nuzzles Stang's nodules Stang: N'ga f'tagn! K'lya! kevbob: geezer: something like that. Friday gets out Surrogate kevbob: it's sad. Friday and Surrogate throw Stang down on the Frog and go to town Stang: DObs N'yah Larthotep f'TAGN! geezer knaws on cold corned beef *** Modemac (modemac@slip-32-100-203-216.ma.us.prserv.net) has joined channel #subgenius *** pw5 (rock@PPPa93-ResalePortlandOr1-2R7170.saturn.bbn.com) has joined channel #subgenius Friday: I'a! I'a! *** RevBro-VT (revbrovt@242685hfc152.tampabay.rr.com) has joined channel #subgenius *** Legume (legume@modem773.delanet.com) has joined channel #subgenius *** ChrisLee (clbundy@ip209-183-122-49.ts.indy.net) has joined channel #subgenius *** magdalen (slack@c163784-a.grlnd1.tx.home.com) has joined channel #subgenius *** resop (ircle@216-164-251-167.s421.tnt3.atn.pa.dialup.rcn.com) has joined channel #subgenius *** Mode change "+oooo Modemac ChrisLee magdalen resop" on #subgenius by ggn.fef.net *** MSakamoto (sakamoto@ABE2C7AD.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #subgenius *** sleezbird (sk5900@98AC1386.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #subgenius Friday: Oops! Peepers! *** NedWreck (Gnutts@host-216-78-3-120.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #subgenius *** C_Mark_B (c-bee1@istanbul-16.slip.uiuc.edu) has joined channel #subgenius *** Mode change "+oooo MSakamoto sleezbird NedWreck C_Mark_B" on #subgenius by ggn.fef.net *** MrSocko (tomwhore@dsl-usw-cust-41.inetarena.com) has joined channel #subgenius *** O-NAN (box2321@shell1.aracnet.com) has joined channel #subgenius *** Lilith (p-lil@wa1ws073.corp.lightrealm.com) has joined channel #subgenius *** O-Blivion (O_Blivion@1Cust70.tnt4.msp1.da.uu.net) has joined channel #subgenius *** Mode change "+oooo MrSocko O-NAN Lilith O-Blivion" on #subgenius by ggn.fef.net *** Signoff: pw5 (Ping timeout) kevbob: the only one who ever got around to trying to get an actual network up, geezer: they're back! O-Blivion: oy vey... netsplit never happens here Stang: DAMN!!! kevbob: is cast from the flock. geezer pulls up his pants Stang: Shit, I was just just to OOZE. Friday slips it back in her pants Modemac: Here's a link to the Java-IRC client: http://www.herdthinners.com/javairc/irc.html Friday: Stang - Want the log? O-NAN: kevbob: that's what i do at work now. NEXT WEEK i set up a network that ultimately will link 50+ computers running rhlinux, w95, w98, w2k, wnt, and a mac or two. DANG. *** pw5 (rock@PPPa93-ResalePortlandOr1-2R7170.saturn.bbn.com) has joined channel #subgenius Friday: To All - I feel an excruciatingly painful bout of Excremediation coming on. Don't be worried if I flee unexpectedly. evilgoat: linux blows kevbob: onan: um. diff network type i was speaking of. evilgoat chants netbsd Modemac: I have to flee to go to bed. RevBro-VT: Onan, hahahahaha, have fun... Stang: Friday, I'll be with you in spirit! O-Blivion once again hides his Win95 runing head kevbob: who is william clayton? *** Signoff: Modemac (Leaving) Friday: Stang - Oh, I'll return, I may have to leave at the drop of a sphincter though RevBro-VT: Stangies accosting wymmins in astralbody now... *** Signoff: pw5 (Leaving) Friday: Bye Modemac Stang: Friday, Wei says that yoghurt is the secret remedy. MrSocko: william holden caufield MrSocko: it was no accident Friday: Stang - NO! That hurts so bad it's not funny MrSocko: bang bang geezer: if not yoghurt, then soy products perhaps Stang: Prune injections. MrSocko: unseeded prune enemas O-NAN: friday: you should use something besides jalapeno yogurt MrSocko: with a lime twist Stang: Dr. Legume, are you there? RevBro-VT: Someone poke Gummie with a stick, he's starting to smell... Stang: Dr. Legume called in to the ESO on St. Paddy's Day Eve and we had a grand old tyme. NedWreck: damn, that do sound tasty magdalen: So this time, Slack Jeopardy for SURE! Legume: Whup, I'm here Friday: oooOOOOoooo, Gut Blowout coming in soon! magdalen: I really MEAN IT this time! Friday: Man, this is gonna hurt O-NAN: friday: i'll give you $3 to hold it. C_Mark_B: 5$ Stang: Friday, I have some pills for that, they're so tiny I could TRY to email them... perhaps scan them first. Legume: Hi Stang. What's the good word on the Cleveland Devival? Stang: There are Bobbies who would pay to watch Friday give birth to Legume's little brown cousins... O-NAN: here comes another bad guy *** sin-naps (sin-naps@USWDHCP-182.inetarena.com) has joined channel #subgenius O-Blivion: eeww O-NAN: there he is magdalen: Onan: who are you rooming with in A'dam? Friday: I'll be back in five minutes sin-naps: hey-a O-NAN: MAGDALEN: rev. nickie! magdalen: whooops magdalen: that is what I thought O-NAN: mag: this is a bad thing? resop: madam I'm A'dam? magdalen: your fancy Name-Star for your door will have to be adjusted sin-naps: peel it back sin-naps: see what it says Stang: Legume -- well, I haven't talked to the club yet, but we need to do it on another date than May 13, on account of it's the only time I can do a paying thing at the FILMORE WEST! With Chicken John's bunch, David Apocalypse and Dr. Howll and Insecta and them. Weird timing. Stang: ONANE AND NICKIE SITTIN' IN A TREEE O-NAN: the Duke of Uke AND Rev. Crawford AND Vagina Jones are ALL having birthdays while we're in AmstarDAMN! resop: admiring each others butts Stang: Onan -- I don't snore anymore, AS MUCH. sin-naps: swing in a tree sitting is for mountain gorillas with leaf chewing on their minds MSakamoto: brb *** Signoff: MSakamoto (Yeah, that's right. I'm gone...FOR NOW!) Stang: Is Vagina going to Amsterdam?? O-NAN: s-u-b-g-e-n-e / first comes squid / then comes janor / then comes x-day with the walking brain tree socket Stang: I'm trying to tune in that remote web-cam on Friday... let's see.... ugh GROSS! O-NAN: STANG - YES!!! VAGINA JONES IS MEETING US IN A! Stang: Well I be Damn sin-naps: if you get it trained on Friday let me know who wins Belmont in the fourth race Stang: Charlie "Chuck" Wirstrom of Inhibiting Factor will also be there then. *** GrimReaper (g@ABDC6AA1.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #subgenius sin-naps: Damn Stinking Apes Friday: Stang - Tell us about the Fillmore West sin-naps: oh wrong Chuck *** GrimReaper has left channel #subgenius Friday: On, and I'm back. Damn that hurt ChrisLee: what i learned today- a single windshield wiper can RUIN an entire day. kevbob: bbm. *** Signoff: kevbob (Leaving) O-NAN: any time i need to hear the stangsnore i can listen to it on www.subgenius.com/stang/snorerafiles/ Friday: Where is the Fillmore West? sin-naps: I learned long ago that one windsheild washer w/a squeegee can ruin a week O-NAN: friday: it's part of uberfemmehood - that turning inside out part that philo talked about magdalen: hey do you think that grimreaper was that kid all made up like a skeleton from xxday? Stang: Onane -- I had my third nostril enlarged with drills, seriously... it helped. C_Mark_B: I drove without windsheild wipers for 6 months. Am I a saint yet? resop: Kid? sin-naps: Hey Trev did you see on Sat night live that red head chick....you know the one.... O-NAN: stang: and you thought t. lobsang ramba was a fake! *** basspro1 (JoeBatch@cn60677-a.wall1.pa.home.com) has joined channel #subgenius Stang: Friday -- It's San Francisco. It'll be L.A. on May 12 and SF on May 13. Also hopefully Tucson and Phoenix. Hours of desert driving with Hal, Chicken, Apocalypse... YIKES! Right into... JANOR TERRITORY!!! O-NAN: sin: yeah! that was your girl wasn't it? sin-naps: kind of reminded me of some SCA types O-Blivion: eeww *** Ineedleec (Your@a24b25n244client124.hawaii.rr.com) has joined channel #subgenius O-NAN: STANG: rev. crawford is in TUCSON now, you need to hook up with him. sin-naps: naw dat was your gurl tried to be mine but she put a scary curse on me *** basspro1 has left channel #subgenius sin-naps: scary sin-naps: Damn Stinking Alps! *** Signoff: Ineedleec (Leaving) O-Blivion is a tucson native Stang: Onane -- Oh I have talkked to my cousin Crawford. sin-naps: Bavarian Bastards! C_Mark_B: is a SCAdian sin-naps: Cuckoo Clock This! O-NAN: i've got lots of purdy new songs for A Stang: Are you talking about the bright-red-headed SCA chicks with the real TIGHT straps sinking into the NICE SOFT FAT? MMmmm O-NAN: "Smith and Jones, they don't give a fuck." C_Mark_B: my favorites sin-naps: and Mud Friday: Pass those stout women in capes around the channel! *** GovRocknar (Locnar@lex-ts2-38.iglou.com) has joined channel #SubGenius GovRocknar: hey all. sin-naps: keep em passing it's the stopping that kills Friday revels in her newly emptied entrails C_Mark_B: they let ya toss 'em about, too GovRocknar: Finally, managed to catch Stang here. Friday: Locnar - I met your evil twin a few weeks ago! Stang: Ah! It's codemaster Rocknar! The Rotted Dutchman from the 13th Floor! resop: The rock and sock connection! Stang: Rocknar, star of Scene and Zine GovRocknar: My evil twin? I thought I was the evil one Stang: RotNar, the 13 Faced Fiend! C_Mark_B: guess not Friday: Rocknar - It was your twin who went into business administration GovRocknar: Stang, you find anyone to help with the code? resop: Did any one see Xena this week? MrSocko: Rock and Sock Babby O-NAN: "THE WRONG FRIEND" MrSocko: Spleena MrSocko: Warrio Organ Stang: DECAY-15, the CODE-VIRUS HERO! sin-naps: I put my coven in the oven but all that came out was spam o/~ GovRocknar: Because 12 faces JUST WEREN'T ENOUGH FOR ME! MrSocko: Stang Alert ChrisLee: on a whim, i picked up a copy of the zine "Cool and Strange Music!" today, and not only does Susie the Floozie have a piece in there, but in an interview, Esquival makes a couple references to "Brother Cleve"... would that be...? O-NAN: You know, Sin-Naps has a tale to tell about the Mongolian Horse Killing Axe of Lemuria MrSocko: Calling all ludicrisppys sin-naps: heh sin-naps: Horse Killin Ax RevBro-VT: Chris, what's the deal with Quijibo's website? O-NAN: ChrisLee: yup MrSocko: Sinaps is the king of all medium rares sin-naps: funny Stang: Rocknar -- I didn't get a chance to yet. If I decode the picture will it turn into a picture of Tori Spelling naked? ChrisLee: keeners. MrSocko: LEMURIA MrSocko: HAI HAIL GovRocknar: It should Legume: Hey Rocknar, you got got that grand for me? *** kevbob (kevbob@arkabee.ecsis.net) has joined channel #subgenius ChanServ: [kevbob] moo. *** Mode change "+o kevbob" on #subgenius by ChanServ sin-naps: oh M'lady I think you broke me foot MrSocko: Ve are za warriors of lemuria ve vill conquer all for za glory ov ze onan GovRocknar: Yeah, that's what I was trying to help Stang with, ya might say. Stang: Chris -- Cleve and Esquivel have been CO-WRITING SONGS TOGETHER!!! At Esquivel's bedside in Mexico City. O-NAN: THE BRITNEY SPEARS OF DESTINY. How a teen idol nearly changed the outcome of World War Two. ChrisLee: Bro-VT- we think Tripod killed us cause of all the beautiful pictures of Sister Decadence's titties. RevBro-VT: Breast implants save the world... Stang: Esquivel gets fropped up and has a few cocktails, Cleve brings his computer stuff, and they jam. *** MSakamoto (sakamoto@98AD86BB.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #subgenius MrSocko: Britney Spears and Esquival are making Cum music for the Looser Genration sin-naps: do people still say titties? RevBro-VT: Damn that Tripod! MrSocko: slow and lazy the ramble cross the charts in greedy licks of pop and pablum Legume: Rocknar? resop: MSakamoto is back! ChrisLee: Stang- the article vaugely implies, doubleplusgood to hear it confirmed O-Blivion: nope, just yeti Stang: The last time Friday and I were at Cleve's, he handed me these rotting 13 old boxes of reel to reel tape -- ESQUIVEL'S CLUB RECORDINGS from the 50s. I lakked to SHAT. GovRocknar: Yeah Legume? MrSocko: Cleveland MrSocko: ugh MSakamoto: hello again Friday: Stang - I like the way that "Friday and I" just rolls off your tongue ... MrSocko: never was there a more wretched hive of scum and villany ChrisLee: send me all thing Esquival... doubleplusgood. geezer: Hi MSakamoto. How's the sprog? MSakamoto: pretty good Stang: Rocknar, sounds like a Youth Thing to me. Legume: I notice you haven't contributed to the "Bring Legume to XXX Day" fund, Rock. Dontcha luv me no more? MrSocko: Youth culture killed my dawg MrSocko: the slow dawg ChrisLee: as fer the website, it looks like we're gonna relocate to rev. schabe's space. still working out the details, i think MrSocko: the bixy bix of the latter day lix kevbob: youth culture is a ravenous mass. resop: Oh, I finally figured out how to play files with the .rm extension: I need the latest RealPalyer. Friday: Legume - I sent you and the missus Valentine's Day cards and they bounced! Are your guards filtering out my mail again? Stang: Friday... you oughta see what'll roll ON my tongue! GovRocknar: I'm up to my eyeballs in debt to Toyota leasing a new truck and even further on the insurance from Geico. Stang: Tongue Ticks! GovRocknar: BUT kevbob: chris: mykal got in contact with schabe then? ChrisLee: kev- exactly. O-Blivion: stupid tongue tricks Legume: Friday, mail to my HOME address? ChrisLee: kev- thanks fer the pointer Stang: Chris -- they didn't TELL you why you got bumped? MrSocko: butt tickles RevBro-VT: You need the latest RealPlayer to play .rm files... Friday: There ARE no stupid tongue tricks. Except talking. GovRocknar: I WILL contribute to Legume's camping funds, so he doens't have to worry about that. O-NAN: i HATE tongue ticks. DAMN! you have to put nail polish cleaner on them just to get them loose, but then you have to catch them before you swallow them. FUCK! GovRocknar: AND I'll throw in a prand new pair of my steel-toe workboots. kevbob: incidentally, schabe is interested in hosting more subg' sites. Stang: I've had SubSITE vanish inexplicably COUNTLESS times. GovRocknar: brand sin-naps: small pond, you swim, rule all, on knees, ChrisLee: Stang- No! i haven't gotten so much as an email. resop: RevBro-VT: yes, I got it and they play Friday: Legume - Think so, yeah. Email it to me again later, please? kevbob: onan: use a lit cigarette, burn them off. *** antizeus (null@ip53.san-francisco28.ca.pub-ip.psi.net) has joined channel #subgenius Legume: My chances to go are looking GRIM. REAL FUCKING GRIM. sin-naps: ... sin-naps: --- sin-naps: ... RevBro-VT: With WindowsMedia files, you need to get the newest player all the time... Stang: Chris -- have you COMPLAINED? MrSocko: ..__.. . __ MrSocko: MS PLayer, Bills love spewed across your hd resop: MSakamoto: did you see Xena this week? Stang: SubSite has disappeared a few times just because somebody forgot to repoot the dramnoggle after the routine weekly flush-out. RevBro-VT: Windows Media player, MS player is like the old one... sin-naps: I smurf Bills MSakamoto: nope...was it good? O-NAN: itwould be a sad xday withnolegume MrSocko: Is this the one where xena dances in homoerotic war paint GovRocknar: I may not be able to get Legume a grand yet, but I will pay for his campground fees. MrSocko: oh wait, thats every week kevbob: hey, what's up with the new campbell teevee show jack of all trades on upn? ChrisLee: Stang- well, before I had a chance, kevbob pointed us towards schabe, who will let us put up plenty of tittie pix. seemed kind pf pointless after that. no pop-ups, after all sin-naps: dance dance, while we wonder if Gabrielle is in her pants pant pant Friday: If only I watched TV O-NAN: i grow to fear mr. socko - i think he's turning heel MrSocko: It has a funny song that jack show does MSakamoto: *i* like jack of all trades...no one else does MrSocko: but it got lame Stang: We usually have to phone the geeks at the ISP and ask 'em what's wrong. In our case it's usually that they got the expiration date on our credit card wrong and it bounced. MrSocko: lame lame lame sin-naps: I would wile away the hours MrSocko: as in not the game kevbob: i thought it was campy, but that's good. sin-naps: processing all the flowers geezer: ... .-.. .- --. MrSocko: campy is ok sometimes *** cuthulu (cuthulu@cuthulu.shreve.net) has joined channel #subgenius MrSocko: but not as a mianstay Friday yawns sin-naps: and put them in a pipe geezer: (dunno what 'k' is) MrSocko: it is too much of the camp cuthulu: hello MrSocko: and not enough of the tramp magdalen: Hey cuthulu! cuthulu: hey mary cuthulu: hol done sin-naps: oh laaaaaaAAAAAdddyyyyy kevbob: schabe is interested in HOSTING SUBGENIUS WEB SITES see http://www.walkingdead.net for contact details. RevBro-VT: Stang, what's the quota on the Sunsite server? Stang: Rocknar, right, Eudora. kevbob: hey cthl. MrSocko: i would rather have seen a shows of the Prince of Theives Legume: My fucking car is dead, and the money I had saved up to keep it running I had to use to cremate my sister. Her and my car both decided to die the same day. I have to go to her funeral on my motorcycle (and it's been cold as shit). MrSocko: now that is a character MrSocko: Juxor even would be good cuthulu: http://arkfireball.tripod.com/ -- hee's what art and whitley were on about last week MrSocko: but this jack of no trades is gonna flop O-Blivion: condolences sin-naps: Bruce Campbell should play Bob in the Movie kevbob: legume: how badly did the car die? MrSocko: Now cleopatra 2525 is not bad Friday: Legume - Grief! MrSocko: more boobies *** jjcv (trans17@host-209-214-53-177.mgm.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #subgenius Stang: RevBroVT -- that's not for public discussion -- I'll give you the details later. THEY might HEAR!!! Legume: Kev, bad enough that I can't fix it myself. RevBro-VT: K... GovRocknar: Select the encoded text in a cut-n-paste buffer, then go to Edit menu, pull down the section with Message Plug Ins and select ROT-13. *** jjcv has left channel #subgenius cuthulu: and btw O-NAN: legume: i'd heard from rabbi about your sister and i'm sorry for it. Legume: Thanks, Onan. resop: MSakamoto: they had the Zoe girl as the guest star (as the original queen of the amazons-- without breaking character). I call the show Xena dot dot dot. cuthulu: one of you is STILL revpsych magdalen: Stang:; The Lord should be on line in a little while, how late are you going to be on? kevbob: legume: what type of damage, what are the repairs, if possible, going to run $-wise. *** GGGordon (gggor@aus-as4-027.io.com) has joined channel #subgenius *** Mode change "+o GGGordon" on #subgenius by ChanServ magdalen: He wants to tell you about all kinda stuff GovRocknar: GGG!!! Friday: G3! magdalen: GGG! Stang: Magdalen -- I ain't gonna be on much longer, I got royal duties. *** Mode change "+o sin-naps" on #subgenius by MrSocko Friday pours hot royal jelly on Stang' Stang: THE MAN WHO KICKED DOWN VALHALLA'S DOOR TWICE!! GGGordon: ANYBODY GOT CUTRATE NITROPILZ??? Legume: Kev, at least 200 bucks, fuel pump, and it's INSIDE the damned gas tank. GovRocknar: How cutrate? Stang: I have curare. O-NAN: kicked it down twice, BOTH times going out! GGGordon: FREE ROCKNUTZ Legume: GORDON! Glad to see your not dead resop: Jack of all trades is a cool show. It was repeats this week. kevbob: legume: inside? no way! what type of car is it? GovRocknar: You want Kroger brand Nitro pÔls? sin-naps: Do Jehovah Witnesses go to Valhallas door and do they answer???? MrSocko: yes Legume: Kev, Ford Crown Victoria MrSocko: they answert thusly GGGordon: FOOLED THEM AGAIN LEGUME *** joeZouba (zouba@pool-207-205-204-148.kgpr.grid.net) has joined channel #subgenius MrSocko: FEE FI FO FUM sin-naps: wear does bravery end and commen sense appear? kevbob: gume: weird, but nifty. Stang: G. Gordon Gordon -- The Man WHo Refused to Die. MrSocko: I smeels white trash cookiuns hun Stang: The Doctor Who Killed Death MrSocko: Barney is the revlation of the inner pink sin-naps: la la la la launch code... MrSocko: he is the piuter being of an almost other beingly persona MrSocko: he is the light of the dark Friday: GGG - Will you be at home first week of May? Legume: GGG, I'm a bit surprised to find that I'm 10% more bastard than you. Stang: The Ox-Hearted Man. MrSocko: and a hoot at strip joints cuthulu: somewhere there's a "Bob" with your name on it O-NAN: GGG: the dox say i have a 50+% chance of more of the Owie Pee Rocks within the year. GGGordon: THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD ME DOWN, OLE KNIGGE WAS AT M'THROAT, THAT PINKBASTARD JEHOVA ONE WAS LAUGHING IN HIS SLEEVES *** Mode change "+o cuthulu" on #subgenius by kevbob resop: Why is not the question. Who, when and where; and always how much? -- GGG. GGGordon: YESS FRIDAY MrSocko: Let em laugh GGG Stang: O-Nan -- that's a bumster in a dumpster, Teed. Friday: GGG - Maybe I'll send you more apricots MrSocko: Onan is gonna be the mineral man GGGordon: ONAN DRINK MUCHO CRANBERRY JUICE AND DISTILLED NOT MINERAL WATER Stang: Rocknar -- I haven't got that decoder yet. O-NAN: STANG: i've always wanted to know - what does "squeeze the wheaze" "mean?" NedWreck: oh well, fuck. it's that time. night yoose guys *** Signoff: joeZouba (Leaving) GGGordon: THANX FRIDAY.... *** Signoff: NedWreck (Leaving) sin-naps: and buy your own ultrasound machine MrSocko: Its fun going to dinner with onan and his extra gallons of pee resop: Squeeze the nose sin-naps: and focus it on your kidneys MrSocko: I sugested we put a baby dools head in the sample bottle O-Blivion SoCo and Coke...... MrSocko: and say it was his child geezer: the damn Canucks are hoarding the cutrate pills: http://www.canadarx.net/presfile.html Stang: O-nan - why, it simply and plainly means, to squeeze the artificial "honking clown nose" implanted on the face. GGGordon: LEGUME YOUR LATEST FAKE WAS PRETTY GOOD BUT THE TAN WAS THE GIVEAWAY O-NAN: That's right, mr. socko, i was a 'pee keeper' for 48 hours. MrSocko: it was peelicious Legume: Friday, when are ya coming to visit me and Susi? Stang: I tried to swear off peein' when I quit smoking, but I relapsed. GovRocknar digs in a box of Lucky-CharmsÅ for a Drogan's ROT-13 Decoder wheel and tosses it to Stang. O-NAN: STANG: but... ok. GGGordon: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY LASER MrSocko: Stang, if you stop breathing all htose problems go away MrSocko: i tried it once MrSocko: hicups though GGGordon: THAT WHICH SHATTERS THE PEE STONES FROM HELLE O-NAN: sin naps is evil resop: so no one had any ideas on getting a Tuxedo Mask Outfit? MrSocko: Evilnaps O-Blivion quit smoking too... can't figure outg what else to quit sin-naps: why for me evil? Friday: Resop - Ask PJM MrSocko: The keys MrSocko: the keys sin-naps: no no no MrSocko: we hear them clan g clang MrSocko: and now MrSocko: we see them sin-naps: me no evil Stang: My old sainted virginal Ma had the Pee-Hurt-Stones painlessly obliterated by magic laser guns from space. MrSocko: BANG BANG resop: Friady: email adress? MrSocko: I know how to get rid of yor stones onan sin-naps: evil come with a Mongolian Horse Killing Ax (tm) MrSocko: I say we hire Mick foley MrSocko: to pummel you MrSocko: every day sin-naps: hey GGGordon: STANG, AFTER i GET OFF HERE I'M GONNA ULOAD A SHITLOAD TO ABS O-NAN: i'm hoping the frankenstein gangster puppet god will help me out. MrSocko: for like a month MrSocko: and you take bumps round the clock MrSocko: and them sin-naps: O-Nan that would work for it too! Friday: Legume - Hmm, I dunno. Whenever I can find enough stuff to sell that I can afford a full oil tank and a well-stuffed pantry, I guess MrSock o: sinnaps and i will enter the ring GovRocknar: For the ROCK-N-SOCK CONNECTION? MrSocko: as the Star Fists OF Removal Stang: GGG -- you're gonna SHIT in the a.b.s. HOT TUB you say?? DON'T! sin-naps: the MOngolian Horse Killing Ax!!!! Friday: resop - papajoe@subgenius.com MrSocko: and knck em out sin-naps: yes sin-naps: kick them out GGGordon: ROCKNAR I NEED A ROUND TRIP TICKET AUSTIN TO CLEVELAND sin-naps: with big butt boots Stang: GGG -- there may still be a picture on there of you, me and Janor about 35 years ago. sin-naps: kicking sin-naps: with Legume: I can relate to that, Friday. Truly. sin-naps: the boots kicking RevBro-VT: Stang, how could you tell? Lilith: OK, I'm taking a break from work. MrSocko: Casue I gota tell ya, The stones may look tough, they may hurt a bit now, but when we lay the smacketh down they will crumble under the preasuer of our 48 inch pythons pof power O-NAN: suzalski approved of the mongolian horse killing axe but ONLY if it was used against and not for the empire building frankenstein fake stars in the artificial sky computer brain parroting puppet god. sin-naps: come here O-Nan MrSocko: oh yes brotha RevBro-VT: Lil, Quit your job, Slack off! Friday: Legume - It's sad when you get a work bonus and spend it all on CANNED BEANS and REPAIRS geezer: oh hey, hi Lilith Lilith: VT: Shut up. GovRocknar: The fuck do I look like all of a sudden, a fucking ATM? GGGordon: END OF JUNE BEGINNING OF JULY CONSULT STANG FOR DETAILS AND SAVE THAT CASH MrSocko: And ya know whats worse sin-naps: Horse Killing Ax Good not Evil MrSocko: worse than stones resop: Is anyone familiar with UFC? MrSocko: stones in seatle MrSocko: man that would suck O-NAN: i run on lazer beans! Friday: Ultimate Fighting Championship? MrSocko: Ive seen you do that Lilith: MrSocko: So what is your problem with Seattle? MrSocko: nice trick sin-naps: yes lazar B3Ams resop: Friady: yes MrSocko: What is my problem sin-naps: it sux MrSocko: oh let me cpount the ways GGGordon: USUAL FUCKING CLOWNS sin-naps: Seattle SUX!@!! Friday: Resop - No, but Battle Dome is funny RevBro-VT: Does UFC still exist? sin-naps: ugh MrSocko: It is like naps says suxy MrSocko: it is over priced resop: I want to add the ankle lock to my blood rassling moves. MrSocko: it is pretentious kevbob: all cities suck. sin-naps: City Planning from Dumbarea kevbob: all country-sides suck. kevbob: the end. MrSocko: it is full of gap jean buying scum who make it a joy to own a gun O-Blivion: Seattle sux? Who le the pinks in? ChrisLee: magdalen- tell Jesus that my productivity will greatly increase if/when he sends me pictures/art. GGGordon: THE WORLD SUCKS GET WITH IT SHITHEELS IT ALL SUX Lilith: MrSocko: And it's MINE. MrSocko: it is the pit of the north west Friday: Well, I need to go check on the compound and see how the new groupies are bedding down sin-naps: People who loot for causes they are not sure of MrSocko: it is the traffic hell of your worst dream Friday: Good night everyone! Stang: I think I need a stiff dose of coffeee. I need something stiffened anyway. Log file closed at: 3/19/00 11:05:23 PM

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