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*** Topic for #subgenius: Stop the humanoid! Stop the intruder! *** Topic for #subgenius set by Modemac on Sunday, April 2, 2000 9:33:34 PM #SubGenius: Friday Comrade_X Stang @Rev_Lon Guymelef5699554 geezer @Lilith @revdrjack @magdalen @Modemac @sleezbird @ZekeWadd @MSakamoto @talysman *** End of /NAMES list. *** Mode is +tn *** Channel created at Sunday, April 2, 2000 7:37:40 PM Lilith: FRIDAY! talysman: err, isn't fully downloaded yet magdalen: write your cable company for the ARTE channel, you MUST see the SHEEP Rev_Lon: hi friday Lilith: Finally, someone even I can relate to! Friday: Howdy all! magdalen: Friday! *** Mode change "+ooo Comrade_X Friday geezer" on #SubGenius by Lilith Stang: Lilith -- the devival will be great! We'll gush about that one after it happens. We have to gush and squirt about all the cheap frappie in Holland now. *** Mode change "+o Stang" on #SubGenius by Lilith Modemac: Friday, be careful. Stang reeks of frash, whatever that is. talysman: see everyone next week revdrjack: Hi, Fri! geezer: Amsterdammerung? Friday: How was Holland Stinky? Rev_Lon: what happend to your website Friday? Friday: Amsterdoobie *** talysman has left channel #subgenius ZekeWadd: I'M SERIOUSLY INVITING YOU TO FUCK MY FACE geezer: thanx Lilith Friday: Lon - I dunno, what happened to it? magdalen: zeke: if I put on a strap on will you suck it? Stang: FRIDAY!!! HABAFRIDAY ZIPULIDAY!!! The one flavor that SHOULD have been in those smoke shops, saying, "No thanks," thousands of times. Lilith: Stang: CHEAP frappie? That's like bragging about that cheap hootch you drank the night before. Rev_Lon: its down Friday: Lon - It was OK last night ... Stang: Magdalen -- I have enough video of THE SHEEP that I can make a loop of the loop... WOW! Maybve a GIFmovie for SubSITE!! ZekeWadd: mag: YES magdalen: awesome! Friday: Lon - Hmm, I'll have to check with my host Rev_Lon: it was down for a while *** RevPsych (spitup@hq.spitup.org) has joined channel #SubGenius Stang: Lilith, imagine the very best frappy you ever saw in your life, at the rpice of the SHITTIEST frappy you ever saw in your life. RevPsych: Hola Rev_Lon: hey psych Friday pictures herself hoarse from repeating "No thanks" over & over again ... RevPsych: aye lon, you get me memo? ZekeWadd: Imagine all life as you know it suddenly ceasing to exist Stang: Friday, Onan had to say "No thank you" for you the whole time... it was sad. We all agreed that you should have been there to refuse dope also. Lilith: Stang: OK, but I don't see much of a difference. I never bought frappy in Texas--I've ALWAYS paid high-quality frappie prices. magdalen: zeke: the lord says he'll fuck your face, although he doubts it will make him come Modemac: Friday: Wanna fuck? "No thanks." Rev_Lon: nope psych Friday: Stang - I was there, refusing in spirit ... ZekeWadd: Mag: There will be licking as well geezer: This week, I learned that the "the disk is full" sometimes geezer: means "you have too many files in the root directory" Stang: Friday, you also would have loved the red light district. In fact, you and me could make a LOT of MONEY there... Lilith: Friday: What you need is two tanks of blood. One for frappie, one not. You can then smoke all the frop you want, then just change the blood when you gotta be "normal". Friday: Modemac - That was no TANKS please - I lost one in there once Stang: Friday -- you'd look REAL GOOD under those RED LIGHTS behind that RED GLASS. geezer: 25 years and CP/M lives on... Lilith: Friday: Hey, will you be able to make it to the devival? Friday: Stang - Maybe just you & I could visit sometime, without THE OTHERS hanging around Stang: Friday just needs a Lung Diverter. Modemac: Friday: So that means that if someone has sex with you, he runs the risk of getting his dick blown off by a mortar shell? *** ChrisLee (clbundy@ip209-183-120-140.ts.indy.net) has joined channel #subgenius *** Mode change "+o ChrisLee" on #SubGenius by ChanServ MSakamoto: chris! magdalen: Stang: the Bevilacquas bought Rev ConBo a NintendoGameBoyMindControl device and it has enslaved us all Friday: Lilith - Probably not, darling. Sorry. My Devival schedule is lookin mighty poor for this decade ChrisLee: whaaazup? Stang: Friday -- aye aye Cap'n. magdalen: hey chrislee! MSakamoto: i still have your jesse! Friday: Modemac - Wasn't that obvious? ChrisLee: my precious Jesse! geezer: magdalen: tetris? MSakamoto: she is in my room, looking seductive and saying "damn it, get off your ass and mail me!" magdalen: Pokemon Red Lilith: Friday: That breaks my heart, but we will salute you in spirit--or at least in effigy. Friday: I need them lungs that you cough up when you're asleep that lie pulsing on the outside of your cocoon, breathing away - SPARE lungs. Modemac: Friday: There's always XXX-Day. magdalen: even if you finish it, you still have 75 more to catch Stang: Magdalen -- COOL! I want a Nintendo too! Rev_Lon: we need to have a chat in this room evry night magdalen: gotta catch em all Rev_Lon: i gety bored Friday applies glue to Lilith's heart ZekeWadd: Gotta <witty verb> them all magdalen: stang: ConBo says it was a hundred dollars Lilith: I'd pay a dollar for cheap paper lungs, like in that JHP song. Friday: I choose you, Chtulhu? magdalen: but he also says that about candy bars geezer: Tentacle attack! Friday: Modemac - Yes, a Devival I can just drive to sounds good. Lilith: Friday: Now my heart is stuck to your hand.... RevPsych: ahhh lon... your welcome to try, but thats why you know whats.. you know where Friday scratches her nose and sticks Lilith's heart to her upper lip by mistake Friday: Oops! geezer: PokeStang: Face-fucking bat attack! ChrisLee: We've come up with a catch phrase, a motto, for the Quijibo-A-Go-Go lounge at XXX-Day... Lilith: Friday: Hold still, I'll get it.... Rev_Lon goes to the bathroom ChrisLee: "Mr. Gordon, I'm afraid we're going to have to cut you off." Lilith winds up sticking her hands to Friday's face Modemac: I'll be driving to XXX-Day in my own car this year...unless my Queen comes with me (which seems unlikely), I'll probably try to hook up with the Or Kill Me Radio caravan. Friday: Lilith - You're scrunching up my face! Mrm hh hfff mmmmm! Stang: Uh-oh, Lilith's messing with the Tar-Friday again. Lilith: Damn, here, let me try something.... geezer: That's Tsar-Friday magdalen: Stang: Jesus is already planning the next trip Lilith puts her feet on Friday's shoulders and pulls.... Friday offers ChrisLee a BIG knife to cut off GGG with Stang: Lilith, try using your foot as leverage to pry loose your hand. Lilith: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGH!!! Rev_Lon: ive started to work on getting my clench running magdalen: he wants to go to the houseboat for stray cats Modemac: Did GGG go to Amsterdam? Lilith: Oh great, now my heart AND my hands AND my feet are stuck. ZekeWadd: BY MY CALCULATIONS THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A SECOND JIZZER Friday: Magdalen - Will the next trip be to the same place or somewhere equally sleazy, like Thailand? magdalen: modemac: he needs to! Lilith: Anyone got some Friday glue solvent? Stang: GGG did NOT go to Amsterdam because he went to Bolivia for New Years instead. Rev_Lon: i ate all my glue solvent Lilith: Yeah, I'm up for some Asian tour myself! Friday: Lilith - Boy, Lilith, I can see right up your skirt! Modemac: If he did, no one else would have been able to get any frash. Lilith: But first.... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGH!!! geezer: the shot came from the spum-covered knoll Stang: STERNO however TOTALLY FAKED ME OUT, and DID appear in Amsterdam!! Lilith blushes magdalen: amsterdam is our promised land, the city of frop and hookers ZekeWadd: MY DAD POOFED INTO A BAD AND FLAPPED INTO MY ROOM AND PUT HIS WING DOWN MY PANTS magdalen: it has been a city of drugs and hookers for a thousand years Stang: AMSTERDAM TWICE A YEAR UNTIL WE MOVE THERE FOR GOOD, that's my MINIMUM motto. Modemac: Friday: Does Lilith have more or less dicks than you do? Lilith: At least I haven't... uh... oh great, now my panties are stuck to your face too, Friday. Stang: Amsterdam IS our promised land!! Friday is enjoying the view AND the feel magdalen: Jesus seconds that vote magdalen: however Friday: Modemac - A lady never tells Lilith: Friday: I'd enjoy it too but your face is a bit cramped right now. No offense, sweetie. magdalen: temperature in January averages 35 farenheit Friday makes her face REAL BIG like in those Anime shows Modemac: That's warmer than here. Stang: I would like to see Amsterdam be our BASE. We'd go to the US occasionally for big devivals, and to Bangkok for EXTRA lawless fun. magdalen: highest temperature is 60 Lilith: Stang, got any of that Weeping Lizard sauce left? I think that'll dissolve the glue. Lilith: Stang: NOW you're on. magdalen: we heard rumors of a three week heat wave that may reach 80 Friday offers the Devil's Kiss Jalapeno sauce with extra scotch bonnet Stang: Lilith, I'm afraid there's still no end to the Winking Lizard. Friday: Stang - How's the tax situation in Amsterdam? Real estate good? geezer: 1183615869 internaldict begin magdalen: Moving to Europe is very chic for Controversial Famous American Performers Modemac: Actually, I'm glad Stang's back. Nenslo's been insulting everyone and calling everyone weenies. Friday imagines the SubCrew jetsettting across the Atlantic in the plane from 'Austin Powers' ZekeWadd: Stang: You realize, of course, that when (not if) the Germans invade, your asses are dead Modemac: Roman Polanski did it. Stang: Friday -- we dunno yet but the Frops are looking into a time-share thingie. The tax situation is HORRENDOUS actually. Modemac: And Roman Polanski married a woman younger than you, Maggie. Friday: Modemac - Nenslo just needs LOVE. Give him some and he'll go all limp and gooey on you. Kinda like Lilith here ... Modemac: At least, I think he married her... magdalen: ok, tobacco time Friday: Stang - Hmm, maybe just have a compound there then magdalen: maybe the Lord will join you if he thinks he can still type Modemac: Charlie Chaplin did it, too. magdalen: he seems to be reading ok geezer: buy a youth hostel Lilith: Nenslo's married. And I've been limp and gooey a lot lately just because anything less doesn't make any damn sense. Comrade_X: But, in Amsterdam, if you don't work, the government gives you $500 a month!! Friday: Youth hostel a GREAT place to recruit! *** magdalen is now known as magaway Stang: What am I supposed to do about Nenslo? I'm one of his best art friends and he thinks I'm a weenie too! Modemac: Which reminds me, I have to send a big box of books to Mrs. Nenslo... Lilith uses her mouth to apply the jalapeno sauce to her panties Lilith: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGHAAAAAAAAAAH! *rip* geezer: GIF! Friday: I offered to BUY some Nenslo art to make him happy and he said it would jsut make him MAD Modemac: Actually, you know Nenslo likes you when he calls you a weenie. Stang: Magdalen -- you guys must be really exhausted. Friday: AHHHHH! Free! geezer: didn't all of France just go on strike for a 35-hour work week? Stang: Wei and I ate a space cake just before we boarded the plane, but I still didn't sleep much. Lilith: Only partially. Those were my panties. *** magaway is now known as Jesus Friday: Lord! Jesus: Heelo! ZekeWadd: HEIL Stang: Yea, Lord! Jesus: I took the other half Lilith: OK, now let's get my right hand free so I can hold the bottle. Jesus: but ONLY the other half Stang: NO! Friday gets out the Sacred Lord Blood Test to see what % of it is pure FROP Stang: I threw away BOTH halves. Rev_Lon: i get lonely for subgenii during the week Modemac: Jesus: You're close to your Dad, so you can tell us. They say "God made pot, Man made booze, who do you trust" -- but who made hash? Lilith: Jeez, Nenslo's just getting ready for the devival. He'll be pissy for the next week and a half. Sorry guys, but it'll be WORTH IT. Jesus: Stang: Truly wise! Friday applies leverage to Lilith's wrist Stang: Lord, I see that Dr. T has already posted some pics on a.b.s. ZekeWadd: THE ANSWER IS COCK!!!!!! Lilith flops about on Friday's face and, by chance, frees her left hand Stang: Lilith -- I'm sure Nenslo is preparing the ULTIMATE anti-Seattle rant. Modemac: Zeke: Is that your final answer? Lilith: Stang: Worse. He's gonna SING. Friday: I should ask Onan how it was for him - that will decide the likelihood of my fun level Jesus: Modemac: God made most humans and humans made most drugs. Friday: Cock is the answer to lots of things geezer: where's the viagra? Stang: Zeke -- you aren't the guy that was at X-Day ranting about "wide open buttholes" about 3 am, are you? Rev_Lon: i like viagra but it hurts when you insert it Jesus: Stang: Yes the pics are good! I want to put them on the Dokstock pic area... but probably will not get to it. Lilith: OK, I... urgh... AH. BOTH hands are free. Now I just need to get my feet and heart off. Friday slathers Lilith's left hand with acetone to clean it Lilith sniffs the acetone and approves Friday spews acetone from her pores *** MSakamoto has set the topic on channel #SubGenius to Viagra: The Dicker Picker Upper ZekeWadd: Stang: Perhaps Modemac: This fax software package is a 5.5 meg download...hope it's worth it. ZekeWadd: Modemac: Yes geezer: LOL Lilith: WHOOOOOO! *slips right off Friday's face* Stang: Jesus -- I am downloading them now. Wei has some GREAT pics too. And my home movies are good. The JEROEN footage is good. Lilith: *THUD* Stang: I have a good shot of the PURE FIST of ST. JEROEN. Lilith: Wow, even my heart came off! Friday scrapes the glue from her face and hands Lilith her heart Lilith: But... DAMN IT, it broke again. Modemac: Lilith: All you had to do was get horny. Then you'd get slick enough to slide off. Jesus: Chris: We had a wondefully large donation from the newest Supreme Supervisor -- nu-monet. So we will enter fist production soon. geezer: Maybe she's knotted. ChrisLee: groovalicious. how many Supreme Supervisor's is that now? Lilith: Modemac: I don't know what glue Friday used but you wouldn't say that if it was YOUR heart she was trying to mend. Jesus: directly following catalog... quit your job. Stang: There is plenty of Viagra to be had in the Red Light District (probably bad speed, if nothing worse!) ZekeWadd: Jesus: When will I get my order Jesus: 9 I think Stang: Jesus -- I have a video of THE SHEEP, maybe I can make a GIFmovie loop of it. Friday: Jesus - When's the next ad deadline? I should buy an ad Jesus: Zeke: Orders are delayed because of docstoc *** RevBro-VT (revbrovt@242685hfc159.tampabay.rr.com) has joined channel #subgenius Friday: Is that the sheep jumping out of the building? revdrjack: Yo, Bro! Jesus: all order should go out by this friday Friday: "Buy this, Friday"! - that's all I hear Stang: Jesus -- there's a great shot of you and me holding The Sacred Check w/ nu-monet grinning like Torin Thatcher in the bg. ZekeWadd: Jesus: I ordered T-shirt + 2 CDs Jesus: Unless it is a real OLD order then it may have been lost and you should call me monday at 12:00 Jesus: 1 888 669 2323 ChrisLee: Douglas Adams and Ray Bradbury spoke in town this week past-both were quite funny. i was really impressed by Bradbury RevBro-VT: Forgive me, I'm using a new IRC proggie on a new computer Rev_Lon: i got shoe polish all over my keyboard today Modemac: You know it's time to order more stuff from the Foundation when you suddenly realize that they've actually shipped you everything you ordered from them. geezer: ChrisLee: where was this? Rev_Lon: now my fingers are black RevBro-VT: I see "Buy THIS Friday..."\ *** Legume (legume@modem46.de-pm08.delanet.com) has joined channel #subgenius Lilith: Friday: I thought "SELL THIS, FRIDAY" was the most common thing you heard. Lilith: Gume! *** kevbob (kevbob@63.163.11.45) has joined channel #subgenius ChanServ: [kevbob] moo. *** Mode change "+o kevbob" on #SubGenius by ChanServ Friday: Legume! ChrisLee: Butler Univ. in Indianapolie revdrjack: Hail, Legume! Modemac: "What smells like shoe polish?" -- Clerks the movie. Comrade_X: ChrisLee - Are they touring together? Jesus: is that "buy THIS, Friday or buy "this Friday" Legume: Howdy y'all Friday: Lilith - I need to make more Church merchadise, no mistake ... Stang: Zeke -- I'm the one who sends the CDs, you'll get those in a week or so. ZekeWadd: I NEED A QUICK DICK INJECTION Jesus: Oh shit stang I just remembered MSakamoto tickles kevbob mercilessly Modemac: I'll buy Friday. Friday: Watch out for that black shoe polish, it has a tendency to get all over you Jesus: I promised A. wanker t-shirts ChrisLee: Comrade- not to my knowledge- i think the univ just imported them at the same itme kevbob: ouch ZekeWadd: Stang: Excellent, I'm the one who actually got a copy of the Subsite thing Stang: Friday -- they have an "arte channel" on Dutch TV which features, at 4 am every night, the most bulldada loop of 3 homosexual men dressed as sheep, leapfrogging each other. Jesus: Do you have there address? Jesus: You have all the shirts! Modemac: Jesus: Here's a new bumper sticker idea. Really simple, too. RevPsych: mouthfull0'hotdog - aye bawb kevbob: i think my neighbor might be a prostitute. Jesus: I was supposed to leave them at the front desk! Lilith: YAY. I fixed yet another annoying Majordomo problem. Rev_Lon: brb *** Signoff: Rev_Lon (Leaving) Legume: Got an update on the "Send Legume to XXXDay" fund: I've received exactly ONE DOLLAR. Jesus: The SHEEP! geezer: kevbob: male or female? Friday: Modemac - What's the bumper sticker? Lilith: Jesus: SEND SWAG TO SEATTLE. kevbob: is it rude to just say "hey, is fitty dollahs enough?" kevbob: yo psych, sup? Stang: Lord -- yeah, Wanker and Nancy Darnell, the Klingons, they should be in your mailing list too. RevBro-VT: Stangie, I've got 724, 725, and 728 ready to u/l, and 727 is encoding as we type... ZekeWadd: Legume: I'll give you some beenz Modemac: I'm seeing cars all over the place with these silly white ovals stuck on the back, with initials from their facorite places -- IRL, VT, etc. All you need is a white circle (or oval) with a Dobbshead in it. Duh. Legume: Praise Zeke Lilith: Jesus: The ticket outlets have reported a few folks who claim to have saved PENNIES to buy every bit of SubGenius junk they can get their hands upon. Stang: Legume -- well, that's more than they coughed up for your FUNERAL. revdrjack: Legume: Is Jesus collecting for you, or do you have another address? Friday: Legume - Sorry, I'll send $ soon. Jesus: Stang: Could you PLEASE send them about US $50-75 retail value of tshirts, and my apologies Jesus: for forgetting Friday: Even if I can't make it, maybe Legume can Legume: Jack, you can email me personally at legume@subgenius.com and I'll send ya my addrress ZekeWadd: Legume: In more serious news, where can I find the address to send cash? I- oh, OK. ZekeWadd is on the gov't tit Stang: RevBroVT -- THANKS!! We tuned into 726 on SubSITE from HOLLAND -- ON DUTCH RADIO -- and it sounded FINE! We REBROADCASTED it. Jesus: LIl: Did those addresses work allright? Legume: NO FRIDAY JONES AT XXXDAY???!!!??? RevPsych: bawb: nadda.. making an attempt to catch a few sentances.. with little success.. Lilith: Jesus: A-OK. I did a rush job Friday night to get them out in the mail Saturday. kevbob: me too, multitasking.. Friday: Legume - Well, I should be able to make it, but ... you never know ... Jesus: Lil: good sorry no Canada ones. Stang: Apparently, not one member of the Hierarchy of the Church can afford to go to XXX-Day. Luckily Brushwood is within walking distance for me if I start out the week before. Modemac: Friday: In 1998 I hitched a ride from you. This year, maybe you'll hitch a ride from me. ChrisLee: Is this the year we "elect" a new hierarchy? Lilith: Jesus: No biggie. To hell with the canucks. Jesus: Wait who needs Viagra? Lilith: Chris: Elect? Friday: Modemac - Well, it's probably not going to be that - I may have to quit jobs, but so what, I can always get another one Modemac: Actually, 1999 was a turning point for the Church Hierarchy... ChrisLee: it was in quotes! Jesus: I found some by accident Friday looks forward to electing a new Hierarchy! Modemac: 1999 was the year the Hierarchy retired and let us young 'uns bust our asses for a change. ChrisLee: electing, erecting, whatever Friday: No, this year we SELL Hierarchy slots, just like we did to Rocknar! RevBro-VT: Maybe we need XXX-DAY East and West this year... Lilith: I hate to tell you guys... uh... but the people on this channel right now... that's IT. ChrisLee: d'oh! Lilith: VT: Huh? *** Rev_Lon (hungry@63.13.124.240) has joined channel #SubGenius Modemac: That's it, what? Jesus: It was VERY funny, in Amsterdam there are a few drugs that are illegal and they are actively sold on the street Lilith: See? Stang: Nu-monet bought the highest rank in the Church so far. ZekeWadd: Lilith: What? *** Mode change "+ooo Legume RevBro-VT Rev_Lon" on #SubGenius by Lilith ZekeWadd: stang: How does one buy rank? Explain *** AiNoSenshi (sakamoto@ABDB8E2E.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #subgenius kevbob: i don't feel high AiNoSenshi: DAMN YOU LAG! Stang: Zeke -- one sends shitloads of money. Jesus: the drug dealers say "cocaine-ectasy, cocaine-ecstasy" over and over uner there breth Lilith: Zeke: The hierarchy is already here, sad to say. Modemac: Zeke: Easy. Send money to "Bob" RevBro-VT: You can buy into the heirarchy, just like CoS Jesus: under there breath MSakamoto: brb lag *** Signoff: MSakamoto (Read error: 0 (Error 0)) Jesus: whatever ZekeWadd: Stang: done Modemac: Fuck the hierarchy. Friday: Any Euphoria? I've always wanted to try that *** AiNoSenshi is now known as MSakamoto *** Mode change "+o RevPsych" on #SubGenius by ChanServ Friday: Ms Sakamoto, you're BEAUTIFUL! ChrisLee: Jesus- when i was there in Oct., that was a running joke for us for two weeks *** Strange (Strange@mat-5-5.enter.net) has joined channel #SubGenius Modemac: Most of the great moments of XX-Day 1999 *didn't* come from the Hierarchy. So there. Friday: Strange! MSakamoto blushes uncontrollably, then kisses friday Friday kisses back kevbob: kewl Friday kisses front ChrisLee: when we got to France, i'd be whispering names of wines under my breath so only Cletus could hear me Friday even kisses Stang RevPsych: gracias ..(me waits to be squashed in some sortof mixup gone lucky) kevbob: quick, someone get the cam corder Jesus: But when I walked by the said "herion-herion" Lilith: WHOA. Jesus: and when Stang went by the said "viagra-viagra" Jesus: No lie Jesus: oh got to go Lilith: Friday: That's remarkable. You kissed and kissed and kissed and not ONCE got stuck! Stang: Jesus. When I walked by they ONLY said "Viagra... Viagra..." Jesus: be back in a sec Friday passes a platter of kisses around the channel Friday: Now with Crunchy Frog! Stang: Ha. Ha. *** Jesus is now known as magaway Friday: Lilith - I gargled with turpentine first RevBro-VT: Spring Suprise... Stang: Those drug dealers had me and Jesus mixed up. *I* wanted the heroin and He needed the Viagra. Friday offers Stang some Vampiagra, which makes your dick get big by draining blood from your partner! ZekeWadd: 4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION Friday: Stang - How was the heroin? Modemac: Introducing new Magaway, with fresh lemon scent. Just right for when Jesus wants to get some sleep at night and not spend the entire night having sex. Lilith: Friday: That's the spirit. Stang: Friday -- I'm not sure how Wei would feel about that. Friday: Lilith - Groan. Lilith: Friday: As if you didn't ask for it. ;) Legume: STRANGE! Friday offers to "top Wei off" before she proceeds to the royal bedroom *** ashrakan (reaver666@pool0268.cvx24-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net) has joined channel #SubGenius Lilith: I should try taking Viagra some time, just to see what body parts of mine get engorged. Stang: Friday -- actually I was one of the more sober of the party, if only because I'm already so frop-soaked that it hardly affects me. Strange: I am Bender, Insert gerder Lilith: Maybe my whole body will be like that. RevBro-VT: Stangie, did you make it to my ancestrial home? *** ashrakan has left channel #SubGenius Lilith: Or maybe just my forehead. Lilith: But WHAT A FOREHEAD...! ZekeWadd: Stang: You're a grizzled old coot, that's what you mean. I bet you're related to Grandfather from the Walter Miller site Modemac: I don't need Viagra. All I have to do is look at SubGenius babes to pop wood. Friday: Lilith - I think you'll get prehensile tonsils under the influence of Viagra - which could make you VERY popular ... Stang: VT -- no, we didn't make it more than about 20 blocks from the hotel. Friday: Stang - That's why I didn't go. RevBro-VT: Bummer... You didn't get to see the country side... Lilith: Friday: It's worth trying.... What's the worst that can happen? Relentless satyriasis for 72 hours straight? *** ChrisLee is now known as CL-BRB Friday: Stang - I knew you guys would just sit around & frop, so what's the point of my being there? Strange: LEGUME! Man I'll tell you, womed really loosen up once they got a ring on their finger. Friday: Lilith - In other words, your normal state of being ... Modemac: Prehensile tonsils? Images of Cthulhu there... Rev_Lon: i forgot how to tie my shoes today Friday: Strange - You have to use it to dialate them? Stang: It's odd, but ONE of those "space cakes" was enough to put Zafod, Crawford, and Nickie onto MARS, but Wei and I could gobble 3 before we even felty the slightest heart murmur. RevBro-VT: Modemac, no those are the prehensile tenticals.... Stang: Friday -- actually, we walked and walked and walked and walked and then fropped, and then walked and walked and walked and walked. Legume: Oh, Edward? Strange: I think she could walk in while I'm ass rapeing her cat and she would just smile and ask if I was enjouing myself geezer mourns the passing of Mifflin St. Block Party Lilith: Friday: Well, kinda. Usually only ONE of the dicks are hard at any given time. Stang: We walked our asses off after our feet and hlegs had been completely worn away. ZekeWadd: JESUS THE GAYNESS IS OVERWHELMING Friday: Stang - I should go on one of these trips and take TONS OF DRUGS, and then when we all get back, lie and say I took none. You guys will be too wasted to make up a coherent rebuttal RevBro-VT: Stang, Age has it's advantages... Lilith: Walking and fropping? Jeez, I'd feel nothing. Walking is what sobers me up. Modemac: Wish this damn download would hurry up... Stang: We saw about half of the paintings that Van Gogh did. We saw shitloads and butt-tons of palace furniture. We Strange: Like will be easy now that I don't have to hide the fact that I ass rape her cats geezer: tulips? Friday: We walked & fropped & fropped & walked geezer: windmills? Strange: Life, sorry Friday admires Stang's shapely toned calves Modemac: So, what *do* they call a Big Mac in Amsterdam? Stang: We got our pictures taken with Salvadore Dali, Elvis, and Clinton. Legume: So, Edward, what are you getting at here? Something you'd like to share with everyone? Modemac: Or a Quarter Pounder, or whatever it is? kevbob: t zeke: got cock? Stang: We jacked off on ancient paintings by Vermeer and Rembrandt. Rev_Lon: where the drugs cheaper? ZekeWadd: t kev: 31 different flavors kevbob: t zeke: i'd like a sugar cone. *** Signoff: magaway (Leaving) Modemac: You saw that Rembrandt painting that some idiot AIDS activist splashed with acid? Friday: Watch out for the sprinkles on top - those are pubic lice Modemac: Acid the solvent, that is. Not the drug. Stang: The drugs are so god damn mouth wateringly good, and so fucking cheap, that you'd think you were in Heaven. Friday: Stang - How much of the Church budget went up in, er, smoke? Legume: In Heaven, there is no beer Stang: Modemac -- NOW you tell me! I licked that thing untilt he guards threw me out. ZekeWadd: Stang: Actually, I would think I'm on Drug World (aka Mars) (ref: RevX) kevbob: WE MUST ATTACK HEVEAN AT DAWN!! CL-BRB: *cough cough* NO BEER?!? Lilith: I don't believe in heaven--I live in Seattle. geezer: so when will Barry McCaffrey die of a hemarroid aneurysm? Strange: Legume, like they would care. They are too busy bragging about all the drugs they did in Ansterdam. WHERE THERE LEGAL!!! Fucking wussies CL-BRB: leave it to Heaven to be BYOB Stang: Friday, the Church budget GREW from the trip. We only spent a few pennies on the buckets and bushels of hash and pot that we smoked. kevbob: pee break. Rev_Lon: i dont believe in forks--i live in Kentucky Friday: Stang - This is a disturbing trend. Will I ever see you sober again? Modemac: You made a profit at a devival - without Friday?!? Friday weeps Modemac: Truly, things are different in Europe. ZekeWadd: kevbob: Not yet (God still outnumbers us) RevBro-VT: Wrasslin' update, Rakeshi just put his butt in Pete Roses face... Legume: How COWARDLY. What fun is there in drug-taking if there's no risk of imprisonment. Stang: The finest marijuana known to humans is about $10 a gram. *** Signoff: Guymelef5699554 (< 4a0 from FoRcENeT >) ZekeWadd: RevBro: HOMOEROTIC HURRICANE Friday: A gram? That's not much .. how long does a gram last? Modemac: I gotta go to bed. Damn Daylight Savings. Modemac: Nite all. *** Mode change "+o MSakamoto" on #SubGenius by geezer Stang: Friday -- "So-Ber? What is this So-Ber? We know nothing of this So-Ber of which you speak." Friday: G'night Mode Modemac: Smoochies. *** Mode change "+o Strange" on #SubGenius by geezer Lilith: Legume: Some people only do drugs to see what fuckery they can do to their nervous systems. *** Mode change "+i" on #SubGenius by RevBro-VT *** Mode change "-i" on #SubGenius by RevBro-VT *** Mode change "+i" on #SubGenius by RevBro-VT Friday: THAT'S IT! I MSakamoto: thankee *** Signoff: Modemac (Leaving) Stang: A gram lasts Princess Wei about 5 minutes. Lilith: I do drugs to PREVENT further fuckery. *** Mode change "-i" on #SubGenius by kevbob kevbob: stop fucking around Friday: l'll go to Amsterdam and leave my nervous system home in the US, safe & sound in a pickle jar! Legume: Lil, them kinda folks only fuck with their GENITALS, too, I bet ZekeWadd: THAT WAS LIKE AESOP'S FABLES FOR FAGGOTS Stang: This is the kind of "grass" and "boo" that doesn't make you tired or sleepy, but rather sharpens you up and makes you ready for a bit of the old Untra-Violence. Strange: Why Lilith..I thought you would employ a great deal of drugs to get any fuckery geezer: do they have methamphetamine? Friday: Strange - Meeee-ow! *** ONAN (tomwhore@dsl-usw-cust-41.inetarena.com) has joined channel #subgenius Legume: Untra Violence? Never tried that kind Friday: Onan! Friday: Cuntra Violence ZekeWadd: Stang: Shall I tolchock you in the rotters? Lilith: Legume: Yeah, what a waste of drugs and genitals, huh? Friday: Stang - I prefer in-out Stang: The most important thing I learned from my trip to Amsterdam was, DROP TWO HITS OF ACID FOR THE RIKESMUSEUM!! Legume: True, Lil Friday: Onan - Were the Subs good to you overseas or did they abuse your presence horribly? Strange: Friday? What does that mean? Do you want me to pet your pussy? Friday: Strange - No dear, you're being catty RevBro-VT: Stang, did you go to a sex show? Other than the devival... Lilith: Stange: No, I just make a sandtrap like an ant lion, only with pills instead of sand, and wait for the fuckees to fall in. ONAN: FRIDAY: i was treated as royalty - wish you could have been there to receive the same *** mae (sdfg@216.241.15.215) has joined channel #SubGenius Comrade_X: Stang - did you go to the Torture Museum in Amsterdam? *** mae has left channel #SubGenius Stang: We did the Rikesmuseum (a storehouse of incredible European artwork for 3 centuries) straight, but I would do LSD next time. Friday: Onan - Jesus sounds like he's already planning the next one Legume: Well, Edward, spill it ONAN: friday - indeed, and i'm there. Friday makes list for potential Amsterdam trip - spare lungs, extra blood, good walking shoes - leave central nervous system at home Strange: Friday, funny, I thought I was more closely related to the mighty osterich Stang: The devival was quite well attended, standing room only, we sold lots of shirts, the show itself was a short 2.5 hour pretty spontaneous GOOD devival. Friday: Strange - You're kinda squat for an ostrich Legume: Stang, when's the DNALEVELC devival? *** ZekeWadd has set the topic on channel #SubGenius to "Barzarld!" *sploog* *munch* "AH! The flan of victory!" (delicious!) ONAN: i just got all my photos back just now - most of them are crummy, hope there are better ones out there. i will scan and post the few good ones this next week Friday notes to update her passport Stang: The audience was about half Englishmen and Americans, but the Dutch "get" the "jokes" more or less since EVERYBODY in Holland speaks English, except the McDonalds employees (same as here, in other words) Strange: Friday, Wassamatta, never see an ostrich squat before? Friday: Stang - How was the food - or didn't you eat? Lilith: Stang: I hear that in Amsterdam proper it's a rarity to hear someone NOT speak English. ONAN: we forbade macdonalds employees at the show - they could perform but not observe Friday: Wassamatta U - college of choice Stang: Legume, I can't find my fucking calendar! May 26 I think. kevbob: Zebra Cakes are made of frop. Stang: Friday -- we thought of you with every bite, it was so good. *** Signoff: ZekeWadd (Leaving) Friday: DNA Level C - sounds kewl! Is that the name of the club? Friday: Stang - Bet I would have gotten FAT over there Stang: The food in Holland that WE had was GREAT, and CHEAP. Right now the dollar is strong vs. the guilder revdrjack: Well, gotta run - hope to see you in Seattle. Barring that, come to XXX-Day. Later. Friday: Bye RevJ Lilith: Bye RevDrJack! Stang: RevDrJack -- see ya in Seattle I hope! Friday: I thought PJM was gonna be here - bet he forgot Daylight Savings Time! Strange: Stang...ever see an electric pipe? *** Signoff: revdrjack (Leaving) ONAN: everybody lost weight over there, including me Stang: They give you yummy little Dutch cookies with every little cup of strong coffee. Legume: Friday, DNA Level C is Cleveland spelled sideways Lilith: Strange: You mean a vaporizer or a pipe with an electric vacuum? Stang: And the most ASTOUNDING thing is... Friday: Legumne - I figured that out, but it sounds very cool anyway - good band name Stang: The symbol for Amsterdam is XXX. So there are fucking "XXX"s ALL OVER the god damn place. Stang: GIANT RED XXX SIGNS. RevBro-VT: In Heaven there is no SEX! kevbob: hey, did numonet make it there ok? Strange: Yes Friday: In Heaven there is no me Friday: Excuse me, must go pee *** Friday is now known as FriAway Stang: Nu-Monet not only made it, he instantly outranked even Governor Locnar! Legume: Whassamatta Edward, ya chicken? Stang: Nu-monet is the New-God! Stang: Legume, I think that you would rather enjoy Holland. Lilith: Wow, is it me, or is Friday now talking in rhymes? Strange: Legume...I just wouldn't be a s much fun without , you know who, here Stang: We're all going to move there eventually, so start brushing up on your Dutch. kevbob: stang: story? RevBro-VT: Stang, how was Pope Black? Legume: C'mon, spill ONAN the non-frappist also enjoyed amsterdam - it's there if you want it, but there is so very much more to amsterdam... Strange: Like pills ONAN: pope black was totally great kevbob: waddid monet do? Lilith: Stang: It's nice you've found a comfy retirement home to rest your tired old bones once we young 'uns have stripped the Church and its glory from your flesh. Legume: If Amsterdam was so great it's be in AMERICA Stang: I am very happy to say that Pope Black earned his Papacy TOTALLY!!! Pope Black is one of the coolest SubGeniuses ever! He's also an AMAZING chef. BUT... you must NEVER FOLLOW POPW BLACK unless you want to find BIG TROUBLE. RevBro-VT: He sounds like a maniac... I get his emails about picketting pop stars... Stang: Pope Black is THE MAN WITH MANY DESTINATIONS. Comrade_X: Stang - did you see or hear about the Torture Museum? It's the best museum there - chock full of Inquisition torture machines. Stang: Pope Black is TEN TIMES the maniac that his letters would have you susoect. ONAN: follow pope black at your own risk. and yet, every time i did i ended up where i wanted to be Stang: For Pope Black, EVERYWHERE is "on the way. RevBro-VT: I've been to the Torture museum in Rottenburg, Germany, and to Aschwitz... Stang: Onan and I had the great honor of doing a one-sided radio duet with Pope Black and Vagina Jones. *** Signoff: geezer (fittstim) *** Mode change "+o ONAN" on #SubGenius by Lilith Stang: We didn't see the Torture Museum, but Wei and I saw the Erotic Museum, which really was quite impressive a collection. *** FriAway is now known as Friday RevBro-VT: Stang, what kind of Erotic Museum? Stang: Pope Black should henceforth be treated as a HIGH RANKING PROVEN DOKTOR. He is a MIGHTY Yeti man. Comrade_X: Stang = I liked the bicycle manakin in the window of the Erotic Museum. Friday: Did somebody say Erotic Museum? Lilith: I prefer the Erotic Bakery. Stang: They had 4 floors of erotic art -- porn from many cultures and ages. ONAN: pope black is lemurian RevBro-VT: Lil, Because you can eat and eat and not feel guilty afterward? Friday shoots the lemur IN THE HEAD Friday: Pesky lemurs! Rev_Lon: brb Stang: Friday, the Erotic Museum would have had even your eyes a-buggin'. In fact... heh heh... We/I have a buggy little secret for you that we dound in the Red Light district... kevbob: so, is monet back in the states ok? Friday: Stang - Oh, its a woman with a spider tattooed around her vagina, right? Lilith: VT: No, it's because the bakers have NO SHAME. Friday: Naughty Cakes! Stang: Friday, well, not an ALIVE woman. Not a WHOLE woman. RevBro-VT: Lil, it's high-art to get cakes to do that... Lilith: VT: Sister Kali de Rouge got a birthday cake last year with a marzipan shemale on top. Friday: Stang - A half-woman? Friday: Lilith - But was it going to the bathroom? Lilith: A WOMB-MAN. Stang: Friday -- just the parts you'd NEED. You know... THOSE Parts. PARTS!!! Friday: Stang - Ah yes, parts. Lilith: Friday: No, but we probably could've requested it. A Hershey's kiss, carved up just right, placed right under the ass... *** nuggets (hungry@63.24.198.28) has joined channel #SubGenius kevbob: so, is monet back in the states ok? Friday: Lilith - I was making a joke about the SNL sketch nuggets: somebody kill lon ONAN: Crawford Smith AND Duke of Uke AND Vagina Jones had birthdays in amsterdam this past week Lilith: Friday: What SNL sketch? *** nuggets is now known as Rev_Lon2 Stang: In the bathroom of the Homegrown Fantasy cafe, there is a black light and no other light, and in that room you find that a) pee glows like a motherfucker and b) your face is covered with a fine dust of dead skin cells that are really gross. Friday: Lilith - There was a SNL sketch with Patrick Stewart as the owner of an erotic bakery, but he turned every cake request into a woman going to the bathroom because it was SO ... EROTIC! *** Signoff: Rev_Lon (Ping timeout) *** Rev_Lon2 is now known as Rev_Lon CL-BRB: did any of youse go to the Grasshopper- just a block from the Homegrown Fantasie? Lilith: Friday: AH. So... #1, #2, or all the way? *** CL-BRB is now known as ChrisLi Friday: Lilith - It was never explicitly described or shown, but it was probably #1, as one offering involves a dainty marzipan pan Stang: Friday, one of the things you would love about Amsterdam is its Lovecraftian quality. The decrepitness of the buldings, the way they look like they've been Photoshopped with a Twist filter... MMMMmmm. Friday: Stang - The city from "Dark City"? Friday: Shell Bea(ch)! kevbob: so, no one knows whether or not monet is back in arizona or is lying dead in an amsterdamn ditch somewhere. great... Stang: We didn't go in the Grasshopper 'cause it seemed kind of huge and touristy. Made a good landmark though. Stang: Friday -- only if you ate FOUR of the space cakes. Friday: Stang - Should I eat a Space Cake, or would just licking the wrapper be enough for me? ChrisLi: it is a nice place, with some very Lovecraftian and Frazette-esque murals of grasshopper gods. Stang: As far as I know, Nu-monet got on the same flight to Atlanta as everybody else but us and Joy d'Vivre and ProstatA Contata. ONAN: eat a spice girl instead ChrisLi: no more touristy than Homegrown which was packed solid everytime we wandered by Stang: Friday, you don't need drugs, you are drugs. Friday pictures going to Amsterdam and being sold & devoured - no stanks! Friday: No stankin' thanks! Stang: "Coke? Viagra? Friday Jones?" Lilith: Friday: I can see you being sold and devoured--then resold and re-devoured, over and over. kevbob: friday rocks, but the seeds sure are a bitch to get out. Stang: What's hard to get even in Amsterdam is McKenna Tumor. Friday: Would you sell me as drugs or a sex object, though? Lilith: Hneee... hneee... 'Ey, gov... hneee... want some hot... hnee... JONES? Friday: What a dilemna! kevbob: both! DOUBLE THE PRICE!! Stang: There's all the "K-2" and "Double-Bubble 2000" and "White Widow" you could want, but the Terrence Tumor is like $50 a mg RevBro-VT: Onan, So you went to the Red-Light? Friday: STANG - Do you inject drugs? Stang: Friday -- what kind of question is that, what the hell do you think I injected YOU with? ONAN: revbro: yep Stang: I certainly wouldn't inject drugs into myself except for frappy injected by mouth. Friday: Stang - That was venom I thought! Lilith: Hnee... hneeeeeeee... got JONES, got SMITH, got CANOBITE... hnee... whaa cha want? Friday: Stang - Then why did you want heroin? Friday: Got any Cenobite? Stang: There's some Leary "cheese" on the streets for $35, but it's mostly ash. RevBro-VT: I only inject the venoms, they REALLY are a rush... Lilith: Hnee... no, but... hnee... I can... hneeeeee... scooooooooooore some... hneee... for YOU.... hneeeee.... Stang: Friday -- I was kidding about the heroin. Friday: Stang - Ah, good. Stang: I would never take DRUGS. Stang: The street guys really DID offer everybody ELSE cocaine, but they offered Jesus heroin, and me Viagra, every time, as if we looked like "that type." Stang: I wouldn't touch heroin under any circumstances. Friday: Stang - What do you think they would offer me? Stang: Anybody got any Vicodin? MSakamoto: actually, yes, and a refill! Comrade_X: Did they sell those toads you can lick and get high? Stang: Friday -- they would offer you to the highest bidder after they kidnapped you. ONAN: friday: raid Stang: You'd be the whitest slave in white slavery. Lilith: Stang: Hneee... it's USED... hnee... but GOOOOOD... I washed it clean myself... hnee.... RevBro-VT: I heared that Stangie snorts that Viagra stuff just before making HOSs... Stang: Ms Sakamoto, did you catch what I said, that your titties were on Dutch TV briefly? (We had X-Day 98 video running at one point) Stang: Actually Friday, your tits were on Dutch TV a LOT. Lilith: Friday: Let's be honest, if you were "sold" into "slavery" it'd only be so you could infiltrate and completely CRUSH AND DOMINATE OUR ENEMIES. Or just to make a quick buck, but SAME EFFECT. Stang: Onan ___ HAHAHA raid HAHHA Friday: Stang - I suppose you handed my email address around TOO Stang: RevBroVT -- I don't need to anymore with the new girlfriend -- I only need to snort spider eggs. MSakamoto: stang: heh...no, but i suppose i should be ... um, insert emotion here? RevBro-VT: Friday's titties will invade the Dutch pyschie soon and take over, just like they did Stangie... Stang: Friday -- only the secret ones. Friday inserts her emotion Friday: Is nudity legal over there? kevbob: so her the money... kevbob: show, rather, her the money... Stang: No, actually it was just a weird "underground" video show -- they were randomly mixing videos I brought, with live pictures of me and Onan and them ranting and scratching our butts. I imagine about 10 people were watching. Comrade_X: Hell, nudity is legal everywhere but the US. Friday: Stang - I've been on those, yeah. MSakamoto: stang: did you get a video of the show? Rev_Lon: its not legal here? DAMNIT thats why i keep getting arrested Lilith lovingly wraps Friday's emotion in cellophane and sprinkles glitter all over it Stang: I did not get a copy of the video (which was pretty horrible looking and sounding actually) but I did get an audio copy, since this was also on the radio. kevbob: lon: no, i think it was something baout "a danger to the public at large".... kevbob: heh, naked on the radio. Friday: Lon - I think it was "carrying a concealed weapon" Rev_Lon: when i was a dj i would do about half my shows naked Stang: I didn't think the Red Light district was all that scandalous... very touristy and not any more shocking than lots of NYC streets. Friday: Lilith - You're the Martha Stewart of SubGenii Rev_Lon puts some pants on RevBro-VT: Stang, that's why the real stuff is somewhere else now, and the Red Light is a tourist attraction... ONAN: ok, simpsons time, onan away *** Signoff: ONAN (Leaving) Friday: Bye Onan Friday: Stang - So, would you do it all again? RevBro-VT: And Friday is the Lizzie Bordon of SubGenii Stang: That Onan, what a fine SubGenius. Everybody loves Onan. Even the dirt upon which his seed is spilt. Lilith: Friday: That'd be an insult if Martha Stewart wasn't such an obvious FREAK. Closing DCC Get "6.jpg" connection to Legume Closed DCC Get "6.jpg" connection to Legume Lilith: I don't love Onan. That'd be WRONG. Friday: Lilith - There was an episode of God, the Devil & Bob where Martha Stewart took over Hell Stang: Friday -- we DEFINITELY will do this every year and we're quite serious about looking into setting up a "time share house" somewhere outside the city. Friday: Onan has a great square head that would look good in a helmet kevbob: "real worl subgenius"? dear ghods help us. MSakamoto: god, the devil & bob is the funniest cartoon i've seen in a while! RevBro-VT: Shouldn't that be 'Jerry, the Devil & "Bob"'... Stang: Friday, I haven't sen GOD< DEVIL, BOB -- how is it? Friday: Stang - Get those cute teen runaways pouring through, convert them, and make them missionaries, right? *** Signoff: RevBro-VT (Read error: 0 (Error 0)) ChrisLi: a time share house, said Christopher, intrigued.... Friday: Stang - It's cancelled. *** RevBro-VT (revbrovt@242685hfc159.tampabay.rr.com) has joined channel #subgenius RevBro-VT: Cool... ChrisLi: 4 episodes aired, and it's oughta here! Friday: Stang - The episode I saw wasn't all that good either MSakamoto: they've already cancelled it?!? RevBro-VT: Anyone using IRCLE? Friday: I'm IRCled Stang: Chris -- yeah, the Jesuses, the Frops, the Stangs and the Tilleses are all looking at the possibility. Doc Tilles got a job offer while he was there! Stang: I use IRCle Friday: Stang - What's the residency status like over there? Any way to dodge taxes if you are only there a few months? Stang: All things named for "Bob" are doomed, as long as it's a quoteless Bob. Friday: This Bob didn't even smoke a pipe, that I saw! RevBro-VT: How do I get rid of the stupid default Connections Stang: You're allowed to stay 3 months the first visit; 6 months the next visit; etc.... it'd be possible to half-live there and keep US citizenship. Stang: RevBro -- I think there's an "other" option somewhere amid all those presets, and that's how you set a NEW preset. Rev_Lon: brb *** Signoff: Rev_Lon (Leaving) Friday: Stang - Interesting ... good to have a fallback location when the US goes to Hell ... how's the pol;itical organization? Stang: Friday -- I dunno, I quit reading the news. The bums get free hospitalization so that part of it is kind of socialistic. Stang: You don't feel like everybody's packing heat... that was one of the best things about it. Failed to open DCC Get "6.jpg" connection to Legume Friday: RevBro - Isn't it just Save Preferences after you have it the way you like? *** fathertom (blah@mdm008.tbls.net) has joined channel #subgenius RevPsych: thats why we must change our system.. i want cheap drugs and to pack a heater fathertom: oi RevPsych: aint hurtin noone - but could RevPsych: howdy thom fathertom: hey psych Stang: Legume -- I'm gettin' it. *** Wei (Wei@as1-15.apk.net) has joined channel #subgenius Friday: WEI! Friday: Look, she can still TYPE! Wei: FRIDAY! Stang: O MAH GAWD!!! Stang: I thought she was being awful quiet. *** Mode change "+o Wei" on #SubGenius by Friday Friday: Whoopee! Wei: I'm in such exTREME Aamsterdaam withdrawal.... I don't know what to do... *** Strange has left channel #SubGenius Stang: Princess Wei made me so proud in Amsterdam. She smoked even Clause Windmill himself (the "Big Tex" of Amsterdam) under the table! Friday plans to send Wei EXTRA candy for Easter ... Stang: Friday, We/I have been in candy Heaven. RevBro-VT: Wei has breath control... kevbob: hey fathertom, sup? Friday: Stang - Lotsa cool foreign candy? fathertom: nothin' much kevbob Wei: OH! Friday. Only the cocoa chocolate diet candy, please!!! I crave it so! It's SO dreamy-wonderful... mmmm.... dreaming... Stang: It isn't foriegn, there. kevbob: cool Friday: Wei - I'll go get some at the Japanese grocery store Wei: Friday, I brought back all the decadent delights you never even dreamed of... if I thought you'd eat even one I'd send some. Friday: Wei - Save them for yourself honey. kevbob: brb Friday: Chernobyl Chocolate - I loved that accident Wei: I need them like I need to be trepanated... wait a minute... I could probably USE a good trepanation. I take that back. I need them like a fish needs a bike (thanks, Gloria) but... I'm addicted.... must.... have.... the good.... chocolate... Friday: Now, where's PJM? *** Signoff: ChrisLi (Leaving) Friday sterilizes a chisel Friday: It's so QUIET now that KevBob is gone ... sigh ... kevbob: hi Friday: Howdy KB! We were just talking about you! *** Journeyman (Journeyman@dial-68-108.inter-global.net) has joined channel #SubGenius Journeyman: Hello Friday: Tal Journeyman Wei: Hey hey to all of my yetinsyn brethren and sistren. I must to bed. Friday's coming right for me.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! kevbob: i didn't do it. Friday bounces off Wei and right onto Stang! Friday: Night Wei Wei: Have a groove of a week! Journeyman: Did I miss anything earth-shattering? kevbob: yes RevBro-VT: Bi-Wei.... kevbob: the earth shattered, yu shoula been there Wei: 'nite Friday! kiss-kiss Wei: 'nite all! Stang: Garsh, it looks like I have the long, tedious, arduous job of helping ready the Royal Bedchamber for Her High Ness. Journeyman: Damn and blast, I always miss the good parties Friday: Stang - Here's some Royal Jelly, that always helps ... *** Papajoe (Papajoe@ABE1418C.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #subgenius Papajoe: how do! Friday: Think of the devil and he appears! Friday: Howdy stranger Lilith: Wei! Papajoe: I go by MANY names... *** Signoff: Wei (take a pil and call me in the morning) Lilith: Bye, Wei... *sigh* Journeyman 9,01 will be right back : 8{3The cat is on fire again8} Papajoe: I would have tuned in earlier, but the CON moved the clocks forward! kevbob: the cat, the cat, the cat is on fire. we dont need oh fuck it Friday: PJM - Howard made a joke you'd approve of. He picked up a bottle of my nail polish removier and said "Look! It's Nazi-approved Polish Remover! Tested in Auschwitz!" Stang: Why PAPA JOE!!! Too bad you couldn't go to Amsterdam with us, they would have just LOVED your Third Reichian ranting style there. Friday: Papa Joe could hav ehad a magic Space Cake *** Signoff: RevBro-VT () MSakamoto: kevbob, you are SO WEIRD Friday: Strange puts out cat fires Papajoe: I might have had it out with that Austrian Struder... stealing all my material! Friday: Strudel? Friday: Cat fight! kevbob: oh Papajoe: Garheart Stroder? Papajoe: I know NOTHING! Friday: The name doesn't ring a bell Papajoe: He's the Austrian far right guy! Friday: PJM - AH. You know all these guys by their first name Friday: Stang - Would PJM have enjoyed the Amsterdam tour at all, you think? Papajoe: (Actually a socialist, but who's keeping count. Any hell fire ranter who speaks German is always "far right") *** Asquire (Asquire@152.204.74.156) has joined channel #subgenius MSakamoto: brb Papajoe: Could we have stopped by my old romping grounds? Comrade_X: I thought Papa Joe's rants were Fourth Reichian? Friday: Everyone's so QUIET all of a sudden Stang: I think Papa Joe would have LOVED Amsterdam. kevbob: Kilo-Extraction Virtual Beginner's-Only Bus Papajoe: Check out the old camps... Friday: PJM - I have a hard time picturing you "romping" anywhere. You are too dignified for such antics, surely. Stang: The Red Light district would have offered Papa Joe just the form of controlled romping he would like... something like his spook house. Papajoe: Imagine me goose stepping down main street with the police racing after me... Friday: Somebody poke Legume with a stick and wake him up kevbob slaps Legume around to show 'im who's boss. kevbob: wake up bitch Papajoe: Did someone say "spook house"? I'd scare the SHEET out of 'em? Friday: Papajoe - Goose trotting, perhaps ... speed stepping? kevbob: he's dead, i get his boots. Lilith: BBL--there's CHILDREN IN MY OFFICE. What an outrage... BRHRHRHRHRHRHR...! Friday: CHILDREN??? AIEEEEE! The horror! The horror! RevPsych: Thom: incomming Friday hands Lilith the Xyklon-B with special kiddie-sized inhaling masks! Papajoe: So Stang, did you bring back anything illegal? Stang: PapaJoe -- no, but believe it or not, in the middle of the trip, I discovered that I had unwittingly SMUGGLED POT INTO AMSTERDAM! Legume: I'm alive Friday: Stang shaved his head and is smoking the 1/2" of hair that grew while he was on his trip - this hair is SATURATED with illegal drugs Papajoe: We only use that for killing bugs! Legume: I was being evil kevbob: dammit Papajoe: You took the drugs the wrong direction! Friday: Legume - Look, all of the cute gay SubGenii are here now! Stang, Legume & PJM! kevbob: i want your boots kevbob: someone kill hom kevbob: him kevbob: rathjer kevbob: fuckit *** kevbob has left channel #subgenius Friday: KB - What did YOU take in Amsterdam? It doesn't seem to have worn off! RevPsych: that was odd *** RevBro-VT (revbrovt@242685hfc159.tampabay.rr.com) has joined channel #subgenius Stang: Princess Wei and I could not find a place that sold ROACH CLIPS... because nobody KEEPS a roach. They THROW IT AWAY. THEY... THROW>.. IT... AWAY. Papajoe: Exsqueeze me? MSakamoto kills legume for kevbob Legume wriggles his bare ass into his leather chaps Papajoe: Gay as in happy, of course. MSakamoto: and eats some pocky Friday squeezes PJM Friday: Happy happy, joy joy Papajoe: Friday would have to be a boy to make me become gay. Legume lights a match off PJM's scrotum to torch his cigar Friday: When I quit my current job, I really need to go up to my latent-repressed-Sub OverBoss and say "I don't think you're happy enough" and give him Pamphlet #1 Papajoe: Ah, tickles! Friday: Papajoe - You mean ... nobody told you? RevBro-VT: I want to kick the ass who said the Mac was easier to use, it's a lie. There just isn't as much software to fuck up! Stang: Friday -- he might say, "Oh, you know about SubGenius too? I always thought you were way too square for that." Papajoe: You forgot to mention that part... Journeyman 9,01 is back 4: 8{38mins 36secs8} Legume sticks his beer bottle in Stang's asscrack and pries the lid off Friday: PJM - That's parts. Papajoe: Nuts! Stang: OUCH Friday: Stang - Hmm, if he tithed you could quadruple the size of the Church in a year. He's a multimillionaire. RevBro-VT: With Stang it's Nut! Friday: Nuts? Friday: Salted? Roasted? Or softshell? Journeyman: Boiled Friday: Toasted! Stang: Friday, apparently one's donations to the Church are in INVERSE proportion to its income. Papajoe: And I thought that was a hemoroid! Legume borrows some bright red lipstick from Friday *** kevbob (kevbob@63.163.11.45) has joined channel #subgenius Friday: Papajoe - Shouldn't put any organ in your mouth that you don't know what it is ... next you'll be saying you though my dicks were my labia ChanServ: [kevbob] moo. *** Mode change "+o kevbob" on #SubGenius by ChanServ kevbob: Thou hast scored only 10% pure. Thou suckest in the eyes of thy Lord. Repent now or be cast into the lake of fire to whine for all eternity. Journeyman: wb Friday: Legume - Your'e such a beauuuuuuuutiful man Stang: Friday -- you mean...? MSakamoto: damn, kevbob, even I was 40% pure Friday: Stang - I'm not mean, just ... flexible. Papajoe: I think I'm getting ill... *** Signoff: fathertom (Ping timeout) Stang: We found a sort of a New Janor in Amsterdam, or a Dutch Janor anyway. Friday applies some pink nail polish to Papa Joe's dainty toes *** pukka (blah@mdm028.tbls.net) has joined channel #subgenius Legume: Hmmm. I really MUST get some red lipstick for XXXDay. If only for the Dennis Hopperish "Blue Velvet" terror of it... kevbob: it's been one of those lives. Lilith: Legume: I've got JUST THE SHADE. Friday: Legume - The redder the better - and smear some on your leather chaps too Stang: This street-ranting fellow named Jeroen Van Braam. Jesus found him, of course, and invited him to the show... he was kind of a cross between Joe Auffricht and Janor. RevBro-VT: Janor V2.5 Stang: Here's to your FUCK, K'taden. Legume: A "Dutch janor"...it sounds like some exotic marital aid. Papajoe: Did he have a tv head? Friday: You're such a suave fuck, Papa Joe Papajoe: Aw, you're just sayint that coz it's true. Lilith: OK, I'm now officially SCARED of Amsterdam. kevbob: You are a Smoker. You're a lover and a sinner, but not a picker or a grinner. You get your loving, but not on the run. Legume: Stamg, you are SO FUCKIN' SUAVE Lilith: What, you think we NEED another Janor? Friday: Mooo-mmeeeeee! MSakamoto: quick! zoo-land or happy land? Papajoe: We need an anti janor. Friday: More Ronaj, less Janor Papajoe: Two at the same time would cancel each other out. Legume: FUCK Janor! PABST BLUE RIBBON, MAN!!! RevBro-VT: Janor is what the Church gets in the Karmic-Balancing act... Friday: It's a strange world Lilith: HAIL RONAJ, the Pabst Blue Ribbon of ranters! Papajoe: msg friday have they been sending you away again lately? Legume: Yup, Friday, it is indeed. Stang: Sterno started out the Amsterdam devival with Janor's most famous "You Can't Run" lines, just out of orneriness. Friday: msg papajoe No, but I got those leather undies you wanted Stang: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lilith: Sterno is ALLOWED. Papajoe: msg just don't tell anyone that I wear them. It might not fit my tough image. This msg thing sure works well don't it? RevBro-VT: Who will tell Sterno no?!? Stang: The bluebirds of happiness await us in Amsterdam. Them and the "Wobbler." Lilith: VT: Well, I WILL, but not this year. Friday: msg papajoe Great! Say, do you still have that pink frilly teddy? *** Signoff: Comrade_X (Leaving) Papajoe: msg naw, I traded it for another whip. Papajoe: msg care to give it a crack? Friday: msg papajoe How did that vibrating butt plug do ya? Legume: Well, I'm gonna go. I'm expecting a phone call. Right, Stang? Lilith: Wow, Papa Joe and Friday are sure quiet all of a sudden.... Friday: Right, Legume! Stang: Has anybody posted anything about the Amsterdam trip on alt.slack? So far I've onl;y been using the bulliten board on SubSITE. Friday: msg papajoe You're always just after the wrong crack IMHO Papajoe: msg are you sure no one can read this before I answer? Stang: Legume -- I repeat, please let me know if I ever start making you mad. Friday: msg papajoe noone can see! Friday: Stang - I'll try and call you tomorrow! Stang: Friday? You there? Journeyman: Yeah, no one at all RevBro-VT: Explosive Bolts! Legume: Stang, I'd NEVER tell you something like that Friday: Stang - Yeah, here Legume: heheheheheeh Stang: Friday -- I'll be waiting with my Parts out and open! Papajoe: msg what a relief... Friday gets out her tattoo needles Legume: G'night, kids! Friday: msg papajoe Now that the old fart's leaving, we can get down *** Signoff: Legume (Leaving) Friday: Bye Gume Papajoe: Later gume. Stang: I am going to go eat CAPTAIN CRUNCH now. That's my big treat for the evening. But mayhaps I should leave this recording. Be right back. RevBro-VT: Topical expectorations! Friday: G'night Stang *** Stang is now known as Stangaway Friday: God, what a FAG - going to go eat that sea captain again Papajoe: Glad you made it back from Euro-land. Papajoe: Hey, he likes seamen. Leave him be. Journeyman: Peanut Butter Crunch in chocolate milk Friday: msg papajoe Do you want to get dressed up again at XXX-Day? RevBro-VT: Friday, Is that Fruit Loops in your bowl? Friday: msg papajoe I got some white dresses cut just for you Papajoe: msg what do you have in mind? Friday: RevBro - Sorry, I'm strictly high-fiber cereal type Papajoe: msg again! RevBro-VT: Sugar Coated Gravel and Twigs!\ Friday: msg papajeo Something very feminine Lilith: msg friday Hey, did you still need to borrow that platinum blonde wig and matching go-go boots for Papa Joe? Friday: Fiber One tastes like a dog biscuit but it's the only way I can excremeditate Friday: msg Lilith Yes please, and those handcuffs too. And the venom! Friday: Pukka - What cereal do you eat? Papajoe: msg are you sure this thing is working? Friday: msg papajoe You're coming through loud and clear! Papajoe: msg about the nerve gas plans... *** pukka is now known as pukka-afw Lilith: msg Friday What, again? It doesn't taste the same going through the second time.... Friday: msg papajoe Let's see if the Kool-Aid can be gotten at first - just to be traditional Friday: msg Lilith No, I'm giving the venom to one of my 'pets' and then giving PJM to the pet Journeyman: Kool-Aid's new flavor: Jim Jones Cyanide Swirl Papajoe: msg I told you we should have done it Feb 29. Now those fucking Catholics in Africa beat us to it... Friday: msg papajoe I hear the leaders are at our Dobbstown safe house, and paid a LOT to get in. Papajoe: msg what a coincedence. They're talking about the same thing! Lilith: msg Friday In that case I better include the gallon bottle of Kaopectate Friday: msg papajoe Are you sure noone can see these messages? Friday: msg Lilith You are so considerate. Still planning on eviscerating Magdalen and having sex with every one of her internal organs? Papajoe: msg maybe we better just cool it for a while. Computers aren't my forte you know. Friday: msg papajoe All brawn and no brain RevBro-VT: Country Western Wotan Songs! kevbob: if i said "i can see the messages" would it ruin the joke? cuz if it would, i won't say anything. Friday: Wo-Tan, you are a Ho-Man! Journeyman is psychic...psychotic...something like that Friday: KB - What??? Friday: msg papajoe What's going on? Papajoe: msg hes bluffing! Lilith: msg Friday Only if she refuses to help me with Stang's evisceration. She said she'd be interested but you know how she can be coy.... kevbob: stang hasn't been paying his rent? Friday: msg Lilith OK, if she doesn't you can have papajoe's kidneys as well. I really just want his feet & liver. Papajoe: msg don't answer him Friday, he's probably referring to something else. Friday: Stang pays his rent the way all men do - ON THEIR BACKS! Papajoe: on their back with you! Lilith: msg Friday Hmm. Papa Joe doesn't drink, does he? They might still be tender. Friday: msg papajoe Good plan. So, do you want me to stuff the live cat up your urethra this time? Last time you backed out. Papajoe: Every other woman goes underneath. Friday: msg Lilith They should be VERY toothsome. And of course Legume wants the lower colon (I can't imagine WHY, nudge nudge) Friday: Every other woman COMES underneath Friday: (YAWN) Papajoe: msg if you saw what I saw in Legums porn pile, it wouldn't be a mystery. Lilith: msg Friday If they are tender, I could use them as bait to catch the coons for Strange's sleeping bag. Friday: Well, the channel's winding down and I should go beddy-byes Friday: msg Lilith Good idea! We could extract one beforehand for a taste test Lilith: msg Friday I certainly CAN understand why. It'd be a perfect pinky ring! Friday: msg Lilith I never thought of that ... he is a very flexible boy, still tight in all the proper places Lilith: msg Friday Brilliant! We can have kidneys and saurkraut--fitting--then feed the rest to the coons! Friday: msg Lilith Coons eating Papa Joe - how VERY appropriate! Friday: msg papajoe I can't wait to meet you again Papajoe: I have to sign off and sigh back on. Back in a second. *** pukka-afw is now known as pukka *** pukka is now known as fathertom Friday: Let's make ALL men pay with sex for everything. Want some beer? Gotta fellate the clerk! Friday: Papajoe, always sighing ... *** Signoff: Papajoe () Friday: Should I sneak away now? Friday: Fathertom - Should men pay with sex? *** Papajoe (Papajoe@ABE1418C.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #subgenius Lilith: msg Friday Think we can get the kidneys first? We can then keep Papa Joe in a bathtub full of ice while he watches. Papajoe: I saw that! Friday: There he is, everyone's favorite fascist fashion model! fathertom: yes they should *** Rev_Lon (hungry@1Cust249.tnt2.owensboro.ky.da.uu.net) has joined channel #SubGenius*** Mode change "+o Rev_Lon" on #SubGenius by ChanServ Papajoe: wh at what what what what!? Lilith: What? Friday: msg Lilith We can keep his head hooked up to a blood pump and make him watch EVERYTHING Papajoe: this msg thing is fucked! It's all in plain day! Friday admires the cut of Papa Joe's jib Friday: msg Lilith He's faking, ignore him Lilith: msg Friday I don't feel like hauling the blood pump to XXX-Day, but I can definitely bring some glycol to replace any blood loss. Papajoe: We've been HAD! Rev_Lon: hello asquire Friday: msg lilith I'll bring my blood oxygenation kit, no problem. And we can run motor oil in it just for FUN! Lilith: msg Friday Hmm, he's seeing things. Are you sure he's still fit for butchering? Papajoe: it's messed up I tell yah! Lilith: msg Friday Ah, great idea. I want to make the oil spurt out of his nose. Friday: msg Lilith Now that he's seen, he MUST die. His home address is ... Papajoe: No! Don't reveal it! Papajoe: Every one can see! Friday: msg lilith I want to watch the motor oil ooze out of his tear sockets Papajoe: TERMINATE! Papajoe: EXTERMINATE! Rev_Lon: hi papajoe Friday: msg Lilith I know the address starts with 25 something ... let me go check ... Papajoe: hi. Can you see this? Rev_Lon: yes Friday: Howdy Papa Joe, how're you doing? Papajoe: good. the computer is acting funky. Friday: You're suck a cute little Nazi bundle of love Papajoe: oops. Slipped there. Friday: Er, "such" not suck (Freudian slip!) kevbob: CROSS POLINATION Friday: msg Lilith I haven't cut any kidneys out in a while, I should go practice on the local homeless MSakamoto: later kids *** MSakamoto has left channel #subgenius *** Mode change "+v Asquire" on #SubGenius by Rev_Lon Friday: Night MsS Friday: Asquire is green! What happened! Rev_Lon: he's feeling very ill Friday: msgt Lilith On the other hand, I know some real clean-living executive types ... I could SELL their kidneys ... Friday: Papajoe - Sorry about that slip of the, er, tongue ... RevPsych: MSGT :Unknown command Papajoe: anytime, the more the merrier. Friday: More tongues or more slips? Papajoe: It is more blessed to get than give! Asquire: Tomorrow I register to become a true subgenius Friday puts on her naughty red slip Friday: Praise Asquire! Papajoe: tommorrow may be too late! Asquire: your right RevPsych: heh - register Friday: Do it NOW! www.subgenius.com Asquire: Ill do it now Friday: Blessed "Bob"! Asquire: brb (this might take a while) Papajoe: Pray he's ISP doesn't crash! kevbob: um Papajoe: "Bob" be with you! Friday: Ppajoe - So, how many tongues do you want? kevbob: isp... crash... Rev_Lon: asquire is going to be the cofounder of my local clench Friday: KB - Papajoe is still young, he'll learn in time kevbob: i crashed my isp yesterday morning. kevbob: we unplugged ups's Friday: KB - Naughty! Do it again kevbob: no kevbob: youi know what time i had to wake up at? Friday: PPaJoe - I like the way that looks, PpaJoe. kevbob: fuck overtime Friday: KB - And Daylight Savings too! Lilith: msg Friday Sorry, I got interrupted by a BMOB--got any spleens on ice? *** kevbob has set the topic on channel #SubGenius to i never demonstrated Friday: msg Lilith I've been low on cash and eating my reserve stocks. Sorry, fresh out! kevbob: do you habve an extra quarter kevbob: have to get to class tmoaroow Friday: African or American quarter? Rev_Lon: i have a quarter Friday: Well, good night everyone. Stang is sure going to enjoy THIS log! Asquire: Just had a thought.....If i register now presumably I would have paid my 30 $$$, but I would not have my card. What would happen if the Xist's came directly after I had place my order? kevbob: what the hell you saving for? kevbob: i'm gonna start the thrid world war Friday: Good night Lilith, sorry about breaking your heart. Lilith: msg Friday Bummer, this buyer had a lot of loose change. And Stang's wallet, interestingly. Papajoe: Later all. Papajoe: Back to the bed. RevBro-VT: Bye PJM... *** Signoff: Papajoe () Friday: Asquire - When the Xists arrive, all cards in transit or otherwise bought-and-not-rec'd gain MAGIC POWERS and will literally FLY to you kevbob: and with the punks and in the gutters Lilith: Friday: Good night, sweetness. My heart will always mend JUST IN TIME for the next devival. Friday: msg Lilith Maybe we could give them a pineal and say it was a spleen? kevbob: i've found most of them are gifted and quite talented as well Friday: Good night, papa Joe. It's been unreal. Log file closed at: 4/3/00 12:08:39 AM

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