subgenius IRC log 6-30-96, pt.1

subgenius IRC log 6-30-96, pt.1

> = Stang

<ZRTLM> This channel sucks. <DynaSoar> PAPA! <_dad_> hello Stang *** Action: girlio gives ZRTLM the innocent puppy dog eyes *** Annieland has joined channel #subgenius <P-Lil> Dyna: Aw hell, why not give us a fucking blood transfusion? Zoogz' blood in me, mine in his. <ZRTLM> Lou: I don't remember it. <Modemac> It's STANG! Quick, everyone - GET 'IM! Rip his throat out! <PopeLou> 1982. Cool doowop tune. *** Action: girlio shoves a menorah up ZRTLM's ass

Well I be got-dayem. Made it.

<_dad_> Looks the 17 ads for Sunday night church worked this time. <P-Lil> The Prodigal Son Of A Bitch... :) <MSakamoto> Isn't he dead yet? <ZRTLM> Jewish---that figures. *** dode has joined channel #subgenius <PopeLou> I also intend to do "I Wonder Why" and "I Do". *** Signoff: RevNoah (PRABOB!) <PopeLou> The Venerable Dode! <dode> Hi (Yawn *** ZRTLM has been kicked off channel #subgenius by girlio (girlio) *** Creamo has joined channel #Subgenius *** Mode change "+b *!*@ip109.lax.primenet.com " on channel #SubGenius by girlio <Modemac> Stang, you bastard! You stole my Slack and I want it back! <girlio> bye bye loser <girlio> heya stang!

Good Lord, this is like a gathering of the Tribes. The horrible horrible

Tribes. <Creamo> hello all <dode> Whadya mean Horrible <PopeLou> Uncle Zoogie gone! <Creamo> Wheezer here? <P-Lil> Modemac: Uh, did you look under your sofa cushion? Make sure to get off the sofa first, if you can manage. *enseg* <MSakamoto> ::boohoo:: *** ZappaHead has joined channel #subgenius <Modemac> What's the big deal, girlio? Since when should someone be kicked just for saying naughty words? <PopeLou> Okay, what hand jive do I need to do? *ZRTLM* this is the third time I've been kicked off here in the past two hours. Oh well--I tried! ;)

The SubGenius Tribes are ALL horrible. We try to out-do each other in

horrible-ness. <_dad_> Now why was Zoogz kicked? <MSakamoto> "The Look of Love" by ABC... *** Mode change "+o Creamo " on channel #SubGenius by girlio <Annieland> that was a ban <_dad_> I hate when that happens.

DON'T RING ME!!! I can barely keep up with it as it is. I'm a "newbie," OK??

AIEEE <PopeLou> Don't know TLoL by ABC. *** Mode change "+o Stang " on channel #SubGenius by girlio <MSakamoto> Feh. <PopeLou> "To Sir with Love"? <Creamo> thankee <MSakamoto> Cool. <_dad_> Wha <girlio> he was being an ashole earlier... <MSakamoto> How about "The Key To Her Ferrari"? I can do the spoken part (heh heh heh)... <_dad_> That's his job! <Modemac> So what? He's Zoogz! He's supposed to be an asshole. <PopeLou> Hand jive, folks. I need more "Symphoflatulation" tunes. <P-Lil> Yeah, if you're going to use CTCP SOUND commands, use them on ME. I got a bunch of Doc Strangelove Mac sounds to work out....

Um... are there any querstions about the X-Day Drill?

<PopeLou> Look, don't tell me I can outtype all of you ...

Anything I can be of USE for?

<P-Lil> Most of us are assholes, in case you haven't noticed. *** Lawnmorr has joined channel #SubGenius <girlio> no prob creamo <MSakamoto> Yes. Aren't you dead yet? <_dad_> is it over yet? <Creamo> when <Creamo> where <Creamo> why <Creamo> how <DynaSoar> Maybe we can do some gratuitous surgery, P-Lil. <DynaSoar> Let's say Zoogz's beard onto Stang? <DynaSoar> I thought your plane left already Ivan? <DynaSoar> I can see I need to set up some rotating bots *** Lawnmorr has left channel #SubGenius <dode> aarrgh too fast <Creamo> how much? <PopeLou> Zoogie back! Need flatulent tune ideas.

Man, this is like being on the Puzzling Evidence Radio show.

<Modemac> Yeah, I have a question. Can I have your Mac after they kill you there, Stang? <_dad_> Stang is totally useless here?

Only the newest Bobbies go for the "Stang-killing" routine.

<PopeLou> I did "Andy Griffith" tonite. <PopeLou> This is Stang-flooding. <dode> did? <_dad_> was? <DynaSoar> Ivan, what's the chance Id can build a bot into the SubG server to keep this place free of editors? <P-Lil> Dyna: Uh, how about Rev. Nickie's breasts on Stang? And shouldn't you ask first? <MSakamoto> No, I was just wondering if you were dead. Heard rumour, y'know... <PopeLou> Played farty music on hands. *** brainjury has joined channel #subgenius <P-Lil> Stang: Good comparison. <PopeLou> In that sense I did Andy Griffith. *** Action: MSakamoto smacked Lou upside the head

HNICKIE'S BREASTS ON STANG. Now that's a GOOD question. If I had 'em, I'd

probably fool with 'em. <DynaSoar> Dunno, P-Lil. I think Ivan's are fine. <PopeLou> I like that. <girlio> why steal when u can kill? <_dad_> tell me more <P-Lil> Dyna: Stang can always use more tits. <PopeLou> I also intend to do "I Do" by the Marvellows. <PopeLou> And some CSN tunes.

Sorry Dad, you'll have to attend the X-Day Drill for $25 a pop to pop them

titties. <P-Lil> Dyna: Stang may not be able to answer that question, and it's been ages since I scripted bots, so I'm out. <_dad_> spare us Lou <PopeLou> Must acquire "So Far" tomorrow. <MSakamoto> Great, for a price he can have mine. Savin' up for a Datsun, you know! <_dad_> so, $50 for both tits? <girlio> hehehehehehe

Hey, this is FUN! It's like ALL the voices in yr head yodeling at ONCE!

<P-Lil> Dad: Sounds like going rates. <MSakamoto> Are you trying to say that a Datsun is cheap?!? <_dad_> not even worth 50 cents... <DynaSoar> And some of them even make SENSE. But I'll fix THAT. <MSakamoto> I'm hurt. No really, I am. Or something. <P-Lil> Stang: I once had a REALLY bad fever once, and started hallucinating all these voices talking at once... but since I had IRC experience it didn't faze me.

P-Lil: I'm getting used to it.

<dode> Try it at 3 AM <_dad_> Miss Sakamoto, I wasn't talking about your damn datsun <P-Lil> MSakamoto: I got some aloe vera here, tell me where it hurts and I'll gladly rub it in. <PopeLou> Symphoflatulation tunes. I have done: Come Go With Me, Green Acres, Andy Griffith. *** Blackadd has joined channel #SubGenius <DynaSoar> DODE! You haven;t got my message yet. <DynaSoar> How about we set up a time for the internationals? <dode> Dyna: Which message?

Look people, this isn't a swinging singles line. Let's stay on subject.

"BOB." And how to KILL EVERYBODY ELSE BUT HIM. <_dad_> This is like what I hear every night just before I fall asleep... <PopeLou> What does "Bob" think of Symphoflatulation? <MSakamoto> Feh. Ah, aloe... don't worry, it's only my ego. It needs a good stroking... *** Blackadd has left channel #SubGenius *** RevNoah has joined channel #subgenius <DynaSoar> Cool it, boss, I'm trying to get the whole world's preachers on here., <P-Lil> Stang: Give me a break. Killing is so... retro.

My daughter is trying to log into this from downstairs on Mom's computer. But

Sivet just ain't gettin' through. <_dad_> Noah, you got your pix straight now? <P-Lil> P-Lil: I'd rather hurt them. Real bad. *** Signoff: Creamo (Ping timeout for Creamo[71-11.client.gnn.com]) *** Signoff: Modemac (Ping timeout for Modemac[243.cambridge-1.ma.dial-access.att.net]) <RevNoah> had trouble reconnecting... *** Signoff: Annieland (Ping timeout for Annieland[du-2-91.netaxis.com]) <_dad_> Hey I love Sivet's computer art! <P-Lil> Stang: OK, so can the sexual innuendos? <PopeLou> d

LOU -- I can't tell you what "Bob" thinks. Even if I could... there'd be

nothing to tell. <_dad_> Sivet's art reminds me of Iceknife's *** Creamo has joined channel #Subgenius

Rev. Noah! Good to "See" you.

<RevNoah> oddly enough, no. <RevNoah> The only one that's coming up is my own. <PopeLou> Does anyone have any use for me here? <Creamo> girlio: crappy thing <RevNoah> checking my prefs...

Sivet and Iceknife are probably peers in terms of... oh forget it.

<Creamo> RevNoah: hey rev <P-Lil> Sivet, as a teenage girl, is a better SubGenius than most of the "men" in the Church I've met. Ain't that right, Lou? <dode> Where is Oceknife these days? <RevNoah> I dunno... *girlio* Hey Ivan, kinda crazy in here tonight, eh? It's nice to meet you finally

LOU -- don't answer P-Lil's question!!!

<_dad_> yes it is odd

GOT-DAYEM IT!! The phone AZND the computer are ringing!

<MSakamoto> Lou, can you do "4 ever 2 gether" by ABC? <P-Lil> Stang: Think Sivet will remember us playing with the armbands after the MTV crowd scene shoot? <dode> NO!

Girlio -- nice handle you have there. I wouldn't wish it on any Internet

user. <RevNoah> Alright...I know the problem. <PopeLou> Vowels! <DynaSoar> heh. Watch me send a fax to Stanky and blow all the circuits in the hiouse

Dyna, DON'T EVEN!

*** Action: MSakamoto laughing <PopeLou> Working on witty response. <PopeLou> Witty response decided. <P-Lil> Are you suffering from information overload? <RevNoah> What I really think is cool is all them great new pics that suddenly appeared...makes me jealous. <_dad_> Sivet and Iceknife, sittin in a tree, <PopeLou> Sakamoto's comments take precedence. <PopeLou> Sorry, Sak, I don't know it. <RevNoah> Hi, Mr. Stang (heh heh) <dode> dad: eugh <DynaSoar> Don;'t sweat it boss. I've limited myself to one line. Kind of an electronic 12 step thing

Man, it's just so COOL that we're all like, here, together, in this big orgy

of lovesomeness. <PopeLou> Sivet is sure sexier than her dad ... *RevNoah* I'll have something for you in a minute. <PopeLou> Ahh, shaddup Stang. *** Mode change "+o Creamo " on channel #SubGenius by girlio <PopeLou> I still want requests. <_dad_> eugh to you too, oh venerable one <MSakamoto> Feh. <PopeLou> Girl from Ipanema ... I'd do it if I knew how it went.

Jesus took off from Dallas today with my WIFE, my fropmeister, Nickie, Will,

Rev. Matt and all the swag. And I'm left here <DynaSoar> Lou: ROCK AND ROLL <RevNoah> Hi, Creamo. Are you the same GNN person I was talking to before?

... to do THIS.

<Creamo> thankee again <girlio> creamo: havin problems, dear? <PopeLou> Lonely lonely lonely lonely time <MSakamoto> Complain, complain. <P-Lil> Ar e you sufff ering fro m inf ormation ov erload? <Creamo> RevNoah: yup, where's nickie? <PopeLou> You are SOOO Beautiful!

This is gonna make some text log.

<Creamo> no dear, at least not yet

Dunno quite what FOR, but DAMn it'll be a LOG for SURE.

<PopeLou> WTF? Mail from Sak? <DynaSoar> Stang: Why you stayed home? <_dad_> all alone in the world <MSakamoto> "I-I don't believe it/There she goes again/She's tidied up and I can't find anything..." <_dad_> reverse , how cool <PopeLou> Straight line time. Anyone have any use for me here? Yay or Nay. <P-Lil> Dyna: It'd be better to ask why Jesus took everyone else away. Or at least it makes more sense.

The evil and terrible NICKSTER is packed into MY CAR between El Diablo and

Will and all the others, last I saw. <_dad_> he's nursing his back *** Modemac has joined channel #subgenius <MSakamoto> Yep, forwared from Modemac. He knew that I (not very) secretly lusted after Horshack from "Welcome Back, Kotter"... <DynaSoar> Lou, must you have an explicit purpose? <P-Lil> dad: Yeah, and it won't show up in the log file. <girlio> empty-v...ugh <Modemac> IRC server seems to be freezing every 10 minutes or so. *** yoyopro has joined channel #subgenius <P-Lil> MSakamoto: It's the rubber hose thing, right?

My back is fine now. Turned out to be a pinched nerve. They said to just WALK

and I did it. Now I can TYPE again. <yoyopro> ungh <PopeLou> Dyna: yes, I need a purpose here to make it worth my while instead of deciphering the chords to "The Morse Code of Love". <Creamo> ahhhh <Modemac> Okay, who's talking about me behind my back again? *** strings has joined channel #subgenius <Creamo> the information age.....BAH! <strings> UNGH <girlio> Stang: thanx...really...

Me, I'm FLYING to X-Day Drill in the Scribe's Chopper.

<MSakamoto> I liked his face. And the laugh was endearing. M-M--forwarded the story to Lou... <P-Lil> Stang: IT'S A MIRACLE! We'll send the bill in a few days, Halleujah. <dode> shush everyone he's back <PopeLou> I'd rather sleep with Horshack than Barbarino. <DynaSoar> Lou, well I guess this is exactly a pass time, is it? Hell, it's hard work keeping track. <MSakamoto> Same here. *** DCC SEND (SubGenius_Faces.sit) request received from RevNoah *RevNoah* here goes...try out this faces file. <PopeLou> Okay, I'm outta here. <_dad_> Stang: how many times a year do you fly to Cleveland? *** Signoff: PopeLou (Leaving) <Creamo> IRC was never intended to be used like this <Creamo> hell yea <MSakamoto> Ooh ooh! Mr. Kotter! <_dad_> jeez, he was serious <Modemac> Another miracle? Has Dobbs done it again? <DynaSoar> Yea, dad, and bit cranky. <dode> Makes 500 unread alt.slack posts look comforting

This is perhaps a FATAL misuse of the IRC technology. It's possible that

they'll NEVER let it be used again. <Creamo> HALLALUJA <P-Lil> I guess Lou is giving Horshack a call. *RevNoah* getting this file??? <Creamo> or whatever *yoyopro* Stang, I'd like to see if you could dcc me your Netscape "bookmark.htm" file ....? I've been making a collection <P-Lil> Stang: So far this seems to be a pretty TYPICAL misuse of IRC. <MSakamoto> He better not! Horshack is all mine! Or something...

I keep getting these weird RINGING noises. I AIN'T ANSWERING.

<Modemac> "They" can't do anything about it! *** Action: DynaSoar is pouring warm root beer into all irc channels. <_dad_> I expect it gets better <dode> Mmmmm <MSakamoto> Tastes like chicken... <DynaSoar> Look! It's STILL workks. <dode> Dyna: Thanks <P-Lil> Stang: I think that's the sound of people leaving. If you're using IRCle, it'll do that. <Creamo> where the hell is wheezer <P-Lil> Stang: You should hear people getting kicked. <RevNoah> Who's got a Mac here? <Modemac> Wait another three years, and CU-SeeMe technology should reach the point where we can do this via video and voice. <_dad_> MEE!!!! <MSakamoto> Not I <P-Lil> RevNoah: What makes you think I'd answer a question like that?

My daughter says there is yet ANOTHER Devival IRC going on on some other

channel... ??? *RevNoah* its me you twit! <Creamo> oh wonderful CyouCme... <dode> I don't have a mac but I do have a light brown anorak <MSakamoto> Scary. Very scary. <_dad_> there are hundreds of em all the time! <RevNoah> no, I'm trying to send him the faces file. *** Action: girlio pulls out a BIG stick and slaps Creamo's ass for a few...hope it HeRtZ <DynaSoar> Modemac, in another 3 years the MWOWM terminals will either transport you or recreate reailty around you. <Modemac> I don't know about that. Is she on AOL again? <DynaSoar> And you won't know which. *** Action: MSakamoto smacks dode for the awful joke

She's downstairs using another sever -- there's even another STANG on there!

They don't believe her when she says SHE's Stang!! <Modemac> Point take, DS. I stand corrected. <P-Lil> RevNoah: Haven't played with faces much... how does that work? <Creamo> girlio: hurts soooo good <RevNoah> Faces file, P-Lil. Why, is it a secret? <dode> MSakamoto: Why think when you can steal <girlio> creamo, dear...you are lagged beyond belief... <_dad_> there are hundreds of Stangs on the net <Modemac> Ask her what channel she's on. <_dad_> ok Noah, so you gonna send it me or what? <P-Lil> RevNoah: No secret, I know what you're talking abot, just haven't tried it yet. <DynaSoar> I still have two grilled brauts here. Anyone want them? <Creamo> the story of my life... *** yoyopro has changed the topic on channel #SubGenius to This stinks <Creamo> girlio: ping me?

Yoyopro -- thanks.

<MSakamoto> Just to make Stang happy... *** MSakamoto has changed the topic on channel #SubGenius to Stang is the Sex God of Ohio <RevNoah> P-Lil: Well, on the Mac at least, you somehow tell the irc client where the file is. Then, whenever someone with a certain nick logs on, a face is associated with them.

Yeah... make me happy!

*** Action: DynaSoar is wallowing in FFBSA pudding *** Modemac has changed the topic on channel #SubGenius to This stinks - so roll in it! *** strings has changed the topic on channel #SubGenius to Your face is on fire, and I ain't talkin *** ZappaHead has left channel #subgenius *** P-Lil has changed the topic on channel #SubGenius to Love Frappie 1998--only $34,999 *** girlio is now known as girloi8 *** Action: DynaSoar : Welcome to Uncle Stanky

WOW! This was a lot different last week when there were only 5 people.

<DynaSoar> crap <Modemac> RevNoah: Interesting. That must be how they designed those stupid "Internet chat rooms" in the movie "The Net." <girloi8> hey yoyo *** Action: DynaSoar Welcome to Uncle Stanky's Playhouse <MSakamoto> Well, yeah. I show up and EVERYONE comes (take that as you will) <P-Lil> RevNoah: Are these taken from GIFs or JPEGs? Or are we talking about a predefined library? <Modemac> Stang: That's because you spent all week advertising this one. *** DCC SEND (SubGenius_Faces.sit) request received from RevNoah <MSakamoto> And annoying the piss out of me by doing so!

Modemac : Yeah. My expeeriment finally bears fruit.

*** Signoff: Creamo ( tata for now) <P-Lil> RevNoah: I do have a Mac, but last time I admitted such I got so much crap I had to clean out my hard drive, twice.

JUDGE THEM BY THEIR FRUITS.

*** Modemac has changed the topic on channel #SubGenius to We Trade XXX-Rated Pics Here D00DZ!!! *** Mode change "+o yoyopro " on channel #SubGenius by girloi8 *** Mode change "+nt " on channel #SubGenius by yoyopro <RevNoah> Modemac: I didn't see that movie.

Thank GOD I don't have "OPS" this time.

<P-Lil> Stang: Uh, you do. <Modemac> I guess Metronet got its news server working again.

Modemac -- yes, apparently. But I couldn't be TOO SURE!

*** yoyopro has changed the topic on channel #SubGenius to I'll tell you when your face is smouldering <RevNoah> P-Lil: Oh...this is a tiny file. <Modemac> RevNoah: You're not missing much. Wannabe Hitchcock imitation that is only noteworthy because the term "The Internet" is used all over the place. *** Mode change "+o strings " on channel #SubGenius by yoyopro <P-Lil> RevNoah: Hmm.. I'll take it if you'd DCC it to me. <P-Lil> Thanks.

Excuse me, I have to go pee and help Sivet. I'll know what you said while I'm

gone... <Modemac> And what's more, it just tries to use the old-fashioned Hollywood plot "Innocent discovers secret, is chased by bad guys who want the secret." <P-Lil> RevNoah: Again, please? *** strings has changed the topic on channel #SubGenius to Are ya wearin' yer PooP DoG HaT? <P-Lil> Stang: As if that'd change what we'd say about you. :) <RevNoah> Modemac: yeah, I hate it how you see that word everywhere you look...movies, the paper, the news...it sucks. <RevNoah> P-Lil: Here goes. <_dad_> I got my faces file in place now. What a dumb gimmick. *** MegEliz has joined channel #subgenius <Modemac> RevNoah: That's why I refuse to use that idiotic phrase "Surfing the Net." <dode> Dad: IRC? <P-Lil> Damn, what's going on? *checks her auto-DCC setup* *DynaSoar* I hook up with Andrew the I in 30 min. for ride details <DynaSoar> No Revjack or Meg? <MSakamoto> MegEliz!!! <_dad_> Yes dode, it's true. <P-Lil> Hey Meg! *hugs* <girloi8> hehehehehe <MegEliz> Yah. Just got in. Radix Brain dead. <_dad_> Meg is here. <RevNoah> _dad_ : I thrive on dumb gimmicks. *** ZappaHead has joined channel #subgenius *** Signoff: ZappaHead (Read error to ZappaHead[anemone9.pcola.gulf.net]: EOF from client) <girloi8> yes, there are <_dad_> Ok. But I like my icon anyway <Modemac> I'm sitting here right now in my pajamas, sweating from a long day, reading alt.sex.stories in one window and IRC in another. And you want ME to use an idiotic MTV "hip cool" term to describe this? FUCK that! I don't surf for NOBODY. <yoyopro> Stang, would you dcc me your netscape "bookamrk.htm" file while we're here? <DynaSoar> Mega! It's my COUSIN <P-Lil> Gee. Zus. *** Action: MegEliz Hugs all round. *** ZappaHead has joined channel #subgenius <girloi8> creamo: i did <MegEliz> Stang, didya get my picture? <_dad_> How could you be reading this with one eye and alt.sex.stories with the other? <DynaSoar> No, Meg, I didn't. Which one? <P-Lil> Meg: Stang's away right now. Sivet's going to join us. <MSakamoto> Damn. No cold sodas.... <Modemac> _dad_: "Bob" taught me how to do it. <_dad_> can you dcc it to me? <MegEliz> Well. It says Stang right there and I do NOT see any sex.stories. Hmm. <P-Lil> Modemac: You wouldn't even surf for me, baybee? Huh, sugar? <P-Lil> Meg: Stang's "here", but not really. Trust me on this. <Modemac> Pictures. That reminds me - I've got to find a better picture of myself to replace that one at SubSite... <_dad_> Meg, you've got to have Modemac's computer to do that <DynaSoar> Yeah, pictures.... *** Action: Modemac melts for P-Lil. Well....maybe... <DynaSoar> Ivan, who is Rev. "Kitty"? <MegEliz> Yeah. I wanna know about this Kitty person. *** Creamo2 has joined channel #subgenius <_dad_> don't need no stinkin peextures <P-Lil> Modemac: I mean, you wouldn't want to BROWSE... that's so unsexy, you know. <DynaSoar> We all took it to be Pee Kitty <DynaSoar> NIFOC! <MSakamoto> Indeed! I saw that and got frightned! <P-Lil> Dad: Say that again and I'll start DCCing my whole archive to you. <dode> Dyna: YUP and freezin

BACK... checked in with Sivet. There's ANOTHER #subgenius going now that has

P-Kitty, Zoogz, Friday Jones and various others! <MegEliz> Pee Kitty's butt is not that fuzzy. I bet. <P-Lil> Dyna: Are we to be impressed? -yoyopro- DCC Chat (198.87.202.129) *** DCC CHAT (chat) request received from yoyopro <P-Lil> Meg: Even if Pee Kitty's butt IS that fuzzy, what does it matter? <Modemac> I think that' <_dad_> I saw P-Lil's archive...even took a bunch of it off a.b.s. <Modemac> I think that's #subgenius on EFNET. <DynaSoar> P-Lil, that was merely exuberance <dode> Meg: WHat's wrong with fuzzy buts

Rev. Kitty is NOT Pee Kitty. Pee Kitty got kind of riled about that

second-hand. Rev. Kity is a mystery to me -- a Member I got a nice JPG from, that's it! <MegEliz> dode: not a thing.

Let's hope Rev. Kitty is at the Drtill as well as Pee Kitty!

-yoyopro- DCC Chat (198.87.202.129) *** DCC CHAT (chat) request received from yoyopro <P-Lil> Stang: How disappointing. -yoyopro- DCC Chat (198.87.202.129) *** DCC CHAT (chat) request received from yoyopro <DynaSoar> Ivan, OK, we'll console him. <MSakamoto> Stang, you're just a dirty old senile man! <DynaSoar> Dode, freezing WHAT? <Modemac> Hmm. Evidently this IRC client can't do multiple servers. Too bad. <_dad_> so is this EFNET irc party any better than this one?

What do you mean DIRTY???

*** DCC SEND (SubGenius_Faces.sit) request received from RevNoah <dode> Dyna: feet <Modemac> I think EFNET crashes more often. <MSakamoto> Oh, sorry. Just senile and old... <MegEliz> Somebody please get Jack offa my mouse! *** toxin308 has joined channel #SubGenius <P-Lil> I know when I've had good sex--I start coughing up hairballs afterwards.

What do you mean "JUST"??

<Modemac> Stang: Tell them to log their stuff and post it to alt.slack! <dode> MegEliz: Hi Jack <DynaSoar> JACK! Settle down. You'll get your turn. <toxin308> DO YOU KNOW INKLET

Modemac -- I made sure that is being done.

<MegEliz> Jack says hi. <strings> Are you ignoring me Pappy? *** Action: MSakamoto hhhhhccccckkkkk hhhhhccccckkkkk <dode> P-Lil: don't talk like that pebbles is watching! <_dad_> is that a hairball?

MY LITTLE GIRL is handling the OTHER #subgenius! MAH GAWDD!!!!

<toxin308> DOES ANYBODY KNOW INKLET <P-Lil> Getting some more fluids. Be right back. *** Action: Creamo2 knows inklet <DynaSoar> No, toxin, sorry <MSakamoto> I think so. Not quite sure what it is. <P-Lil> Dode: Uh, Pebbles is elsewhere. BRB. <_dad_> I haven't an inkling <MegEliz> Heh! Where's Duchez? Is he on the OTHER channel? *** ogyr has joined channel #subgenius

"Pebbles" is downstairs "FTPing" Bam-Bam.

<DynaSoar> &DREW <MSakamoto> He WAS here, but left abruptly... <MegEliz> Howdy Andrew! <ogyr> "Bob"dammit, but I hate humans *** toxin308 has left channel #SubGenius <MSakamoto> Hola! <dode> P-Lil: Bugger!

OH NO, it's St. @ndrew!

<P-Lil> Dode: Do it every day. What's your point? *** PeeKat has joined channel #subgenius <ogyr> don't everyone say hello at once, y'know. <_dad_> Duchez got angry and went home <P-Lil> Ogyr: That's the attitude. Now expand on that. <Creamo2> hello at once <DynaSoar> PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KITTY <_dad_> oh yes <DynaSoar> That's not you on SUbSite, PK *** Action: P-Lil hugs Pee Kitty hello <dode> St @ndrew: Hello <PeeKat> FINALLY! <MegEliz> Hiya Kitty. Which one are you? <_dad_> P kitty? <PeeKat> I was on Internet IRC, not Undernet... <P-Lil> Dyna: I think she knows that. <Modemac> Hello Kitty.

P-Kitty -- you were talking to Sivet, right?

*** Action: PeeKat hugs the world <P-Lil> Pee: You mean EFnet? or DALnet? Or... damn, how many IRC networks ARE there?!? <ogyr> that's me. <dode> Stop it with the hello kitty refs. <MSakamoto> Hello Kitty?!? <Modemac> PK: That's called EFNET. <PeeKat> Yeah, I know now, Dyna <ogyr> in the flesh *** LustyOne has joined channel #subgenius

That's where all the action is.

<ogyr> on stage <ogyr> in front of everyone <PeeKat> Yeah...someone get up on Internet IRC and let the others know! <ogyr> yeah yeah... <LustyOne> Hey girlio, I'm back <ogyr> good to hear from you too, stang. <LustyOne> it's me, tramp <Modemac> There are lots of IRC networks. There's another one called DALnet, too. <PeeKat> P-Lil: "She"? *** Kerryd has joined channel #SubGenius <Modemac> Ogyr! <ogyr> woohoo! it's pkitty! <LustyOne> now LustyOne <LustyOne> or LadyWench <ogyr> no! seriously? Lou's on the rag again? <LustyOne> hey creamo <ogyr> hehehehe <MegEliz> Who's Lou pissed at NOW? <PeeKat> Stang: Tell Sivet to tell the others (where she is) to join a new server, like tampa.fl.us.undernet.org <P-Lil> Pee Kitty: Oops. It's the gender thing, you know--you take it for granted, but I get soooo confused... <P-Lil> Pee Kitty: Must be why I'm taking those hormones. <PeeKat> No prob, Lil! <PeeKat> Lou's pissed? <MSakamoto> Ogyr--did that get through? Bugger all, I hate Pipeline... <ogyr> he's so sensitive... why, I remember when I fucked him up the ass last year... he bitched at me for not using enough lubricant. <MegEliz> Touchy. <DynaSoar> Lou's... something. He went to go practive his hand music.

PeeKit -- Ok, she has the #, the problem is, getting anybody to listen to

her. <_dad_> Lou's got a problem alright <ogyr> i tell you... it's a damn shame when a yetinsyn can't take it up the ass like... well, like a yetinsyn. *** Mode change "+m " on channel #SubGenius by yoyopro <yoyopro> Stang, can you see me here?

Yoyo: Yes indeedy I can.

<yoyopro> I have a question for you

Yeah...

*** Signoff: Kerryd (Vancouver-R.BC.CA.Undernet.Org Vancouver.BC.CA.Undernet.Org) <yoyopro> would you please open your chat window? *P-Lil* See the channel window in IRCle, with the switch marked "m"? Switch it down. Yoyopro's being an idjit. *yoyopro* This one *yoyopro* open it <yoyopro> Open the private chat window

I am NOT gonna open another window. Enough is enough!!

<yoyopro> see you <yoyopro> !

"Window?"

*** yoyopro has left channel #subgenius *** ljduchez has joined channel #subgenius

LOU has returned. Praise "LOU." Janor knew of "LOU."

*P-Lil* Type in /mode #subgenius +o p-lil <strings> Yes, private chat window, plese openit *strings* open this *PeeKat* So we can't type onto the channel...where are we supposed to type to? *P-Lil* Please? It'd be a real help. *** DCC SEND (SubGenius_Faces.sit) request received from RevNoah

Look, ya'll can force sound effects into my machine all you want, but I have

NO IDEAZ what any of it means!! *** Signoff: ljduchez (Leaving) *DynaSoar* Will you please do a /mode -m ?

This is such a beautiful togetherness experience... like Woodstock. TEAR DOWN

THE FENCES! *P-Lil* I'll explain how to shut off the sound effects if you just OP me. Nobody can talk because Yoyopro set the channel that way, and I need to undo it. *Modemac* What it means is: Yoyopro set the channel to "moderated." Only people set to "ops" status can talk right now. *** ZappaHead has left channel #subgenius <strings> I'm not trying to force sounds into your machine, I';m trying to get you to dcc me a file of yours *P-Lil* So, PLEASE... "/mode #subgenius +o p-lil" *DynaSoar* yoyopro has shut us all off

I DO NOT SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF YOUR PEOPLE. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.

*** Signoff: _dad_ (Slack-'frop-Noise-Dad)

ONE SIMPLE EXPLANATION WOULD BE WELL APPRECIATED.

<strings> Actually, your going to have to put some thought into how this channel is going to be handled *** Signoff: MegEliz (MegEliz) <strings> Or crazy jerks like me will screw it up for everyone *P-Lil* You are seeing PRIVATE messages. You can set a channel to be "moderated", so only channel operators can talk. Yoyopro did this, so only strings (an op), you (an op), and girloi8 (an op) can talk openly on channel. *** lurch has joined channel #subgenius *DynaSoar* Pleas type /mode -m <strings> Why don't you just say some nutty stuff for a while, Stnag... *** MegEliz has joined channel #subgenius *P-Lil* If you JUST type in "/mode #subgenius +o p-lil" that will make ME an op, so I can undo this stupidity? *Modemac* It's simple: The channel has been sabotaged. It needs to be fixed so that we can all talk again. mode-m :Unknown command *RevNoah* alright, my sound effects mean that I'm trying to send you the Faces file for ircle to play with. <strings> ungh *** dad0 has joined channel #subgenius *** ljduchez has joined channel #subgenius *RevNoah* he wants something from you...I'm trying to give something to you.

Thank you everyone for trying to show how many tricks you can play. Now...

can you just let those of us who are not trying to play tricks, PROCEED? *P-Lil* Let me put this more simply. Strings/Yoyopro has taken the channel HOSTAGE. *** Mode change "+l 50 " on channel #SubGenius by strings <strings> I'm not playing tricks Stang *RevNoah* DCC means something having to do with file transfers over irc. *P-Lil* If you will ONLY type in "/mode #subgenius +o p-lil" I will be able to fix it. *** LustyOne has left channel #subgenius *** Creamo2 has left channel #subgenius <strings> These things are inevitable *Modemac* Unfortunately, the person who sabataged the channel left right after he did it. So someone else will have to fix it. *RevNoah* you probably have a window up called DCC Status. *** dad0 is now known as _dad_ *RevNoah* that's where you send and receive files. *ogyr* what's the deal here? why can't we say shit? *** Signoff: ljduchez (Leaving)

Can't we just talk?

<strings> sure, start rantin *DynaSoar* Either type /mode -m or else /mode DynaSoar +o *** Signoff: MegEliz (MegEliz) *RevNoah* alright, I'll send it to you through email later on. *** Signoff: _dad_ (Leaving) *ogyr* well, i'd like to, but nothing's going through? who's the assoul? *** Mode change "-mnt " on channel #SubGenius by strings <girloi8> hrhehehehehe *Modemac* Would you please tyoe this command: /mode #subgenius +o P-Lil *** ljduchez has joined channel #subgenius *** Signoff: strings (Leaving) <PeeKat> About time! <PeeKat> That fucking SUCKED. <Modemac> Whew! <ljduchez> okay, I back.

I seem to be getting private messages from so many people at once that there

is no point in continueing. I can't tell what's private and what's not. <P-Lil> Strings: Thank you. Now why the hell did you do that? <MSakamoto> Hooray! <PeeKat> What the hell was that all about? Jeez. <ljduchez> Was trying to decipher the chords of "The Morse Code of Love". <Modemac> FREE! We're FREE again! <P-Lil> Stang: It's fixed now. Sorry about the confusion. <PeeKat> And you wonder why everyone signed off...

My computer here was ringing and ringing, and all these strange starred

messages that made no sense at all were flooding in. <girloi8> hey y'all...creamo like, quit IRC but is still here because he has a 575 ping reply

Makes me feel like an idiot, to tell the truth.

<Modemac> Strings didn't do that. <PeeKat> Good. <girloi8> so dont get too freeked <ljduchez> Dagnabbit, Meg's gone. <DynaSoar> Ivan, I'll send you an IRC primer. <dode> WHo is letting "Bob" play with there machine <ljduchez> me too I am over 19 <girloi8> cuz im gonna kick his lagged ass right outta here <P-Lil> Strings was also Yoyopro, who DID do that.

I have an IRC primer, I just haven't had time to exercise all the fancy

tricks yet. <PeeKat> Stang: Strings basically made it impossible for ANY of us to write anything! So we had to private message you... <ogyr> about fucking time! <ljduchez> This reminds me of Usenet, but faster messages with less to say. <P-Lil> Stang: Well, how were WE to know some brainless nonentity would try to take over our channel? <ljduchez> SEND ME GIFS TOO <DynaSoar> Ivan, at least read up on the /mode commands <ogyr> who was that assoul? <PeeKat> First rule of IRC: *never, never, NEVER* use /mode +m <RevNoah> lovely *** MegEliz has joined channel #subgenius <ogyr> stang: the private ones have the asterick at the beginning <PeeKat> Yeah, who the hell was that? (Strings, I mean) <PeeKat> Meg, you're back! <P-Lil> PeeKat: Actually, it has its uses, and misuses. :/ <ljduchez> Meg! <MegEliz> I'm beginning to think my software's fucked. <ogyr> so anyway, Lou! thanks for the salve! it was a lovely gift... <P-Lil> ALL: Let's not flood Stang with knowledge right now. <ljduchez> You sent me mail. Should I read it now? <PeeKat> ogry: That depends on your IRC...on mine, private messages are in <brakets>

AH!!! ASTERIX AT BEGINNING!!! FINALLY SOMEONE HAS MERCY!!!

<MegEliz> Lou has salve? <RevNoah> Stang: the beeping is probably from the private messages. <ogyr> my asshole's in MUCH better condition *** Signoff: Modemac (Ping timeout for Modemac[243.cambridge-1.ma.dial-access.att.net]) <ljduchez> My pleasure! I like to spread a bit on my crotch after baths ... <P-Lil> All: I think Stang's still getting over the little idiocy earlier. <ogyr> stang: you mean you aren't?!?!? *** Action: ogyr grins <P-Lil> Anyone want to speculate on whether Yoyopro/Strings was Odell in disguise? <PeeKat> Lil: mode +m is just EVIL. ANARCHY RAINS SUPREEM! *** Action: DynaSoar has an asterisk too <MSakamoto> Odell isn't that clever... <PeeKat> Odell ain't that smart. <RevNoah> Stang: yup, that's them <ljduchez> Back to basics: anyone have a use for me here? *** Signoff: lurch (lurch) <ogyr> no wonder yoyopro didn't seem too keen.

Yoyopro is a good pal, I'm afriad he's giving ME way too much credit for IRC

sophistication. <P-Lil> PeeKat: Hey, some people CONSENT to moderated channels. They LIKE it. It comes in handy in limited applications. But let's not debate that. <PeeKat> Yeah, you clean up yoyopro's blood. <PeeKat> Moderation in anything, even moderation, is evil. <RevNoah> Stang: why is that? Because you're not a irc veteran? You'll learn. You do pretty well elsewhere, after a bit of practice.

I am IGNORING all beeps, dings, rings, and etc., because THAT'S ALL I'M

HEARING NOW. <P-Lil> Lou: Well, got any wine? <PeeKat> (It's not a debate...I'm just right. <ish>) <P-Lil> Stang: Are you using IRCle? <ogyr> stang: what's his address? he's in chi-town, I could go up there and kick his boo-tay real quick... <ljduchez> I can whine good. Like now. <MSakamoto> brb Trying to get a soda... *** lurch has joined channel #subgenius <ogyr> pkat: danke. <RevNoah> Stang: a great this is typing '/help'. It'll bring up ircle's help window. i printed mine out. <PeeKat> Wheee! Anarchy again! <ljduchez> Let's talk about MSakamoto behind her back! <ogyr> pkat: i forget... not everyone's access sucks like mine. <P-Lil> PeeKat: Uh, OK. <DynaSoar> LURCH <ljduchez> I hear she is actually married to Cokie Roberts. <PeeKat> But don't type /help right now, cuz all of our messages will separate the lines! <ogyr> p-lil: poor stang can't hack it? :) <ljduchez> DUCK <P-Lil> Stang: Great, we'll have a WONDERFUL log now. "#subgenius taken hostage by technoweenie. Details at six." <PeeKat> HORSE <ogyr> lou: yes... bend over, baby. <MSakamoto> Back now, mission accomplished... *** friday-j has joined channel #subgenius <girloi8> shit <PeeKat> Friday! Glad you found us. <dode> Hey what am i missing

Does anybody have any questions about the Drill?

<DynaSoar> QUACK <P-Lil> Stang: Seriously, are you using IRCle? *** girloi8 is now known as aliengrl <ljduchez> I just read an interesting piece about Julie on "Kotter" bending over ...

No I am not using Ircle.

<friday-j> So HERE you all are! <PeeKat> Yes: Bring speakers. *** Yana has joined channel #SubGenius <aliengrl> damn fucking skinheads <friday-j> Yeah, are there BEARS at the Drill? DO I have to lock food in the car? <ljduchez> I like Clusterfuck mail better. <DynaSoar> Question: Is there SWIMMING? <MSakamoto> Ha ha ha... I'm going to fiz it so it reads Siouxsie instead of Julie in the parts involving Horshack... <ogyr> so anyway... stang! Jehova Hates Phred is playing, dammit! Say it! I wanna hear you say it... You seem to forget this... <friday-j> I have no speakers, sorry.

There are probably no bears, but there may well be the human equivalent

thereof. <RevNoah> Stang: huh?\ *** dad0 has joined channel #subgenius

So lock EVERYTHING, AZLL THE TIME!

<P-Lil> Stang: OK, thanks. Was going to help you turn off the sounds, but guess that's not going to be easy. <ogyr> stang con't: what are we? chopped liver? <lurch> are there fish in the lake <friday-j> So I need to keep everything lokced up anyway, eh? Damn Subthieves ... <lurch> lock the fish in the car *** Yana has left channel #SubGenius *** dad0 is now known as _dad_ <ljduchez> Where uncle zoogie? <_dad_> he was kicked <ogyr> rehi msakamoto <friday-j> Stang, Sivet was very nice to me on the other channel. I she seeing anyone now? <_dad_> and he's pissed <lurch> what happened to dode?

Zoogz was talking to Sivet on that mysterious other channel.

<MSakamoto> Wha..? <PeeKat> Who kicked Zoogz? <ogyr> yes, stang... Are you bringing the KY or me? <_dad_> Stang, Sivet is asking people to send HER money <MSakamoto> Ah, shit! <RevNoah> what does that mean? <friday-j> I was over at irc.funet.fi talking to Sivet. <ogyr> dyna: YES <aliengrl> nor am i *** Action: P-Lil looks at Friday... "That may not be a prudent question to ask." <PeeKat> You don't mind if I sacrifice you to the pagans, do you Stang? <lurch> does he have to bring one or the other? <ogyr> stang: yeti bear: Legume... hehehe <friday-j> Thanks for the warning, P-Lil <P-Lil> Dad: Ah, like father, like daughter. *weeps tenderly* <DynaSoar> ogyr, are you submitting or referring to swimming?

P-Kitty-- just so you know -- it's an OLD OLD routine. A TIRED routine.

<_dad_> it is a beautiful thing <MegEliz> ! <friday-j> Is the swimming pool at the Drill clothing optional? <PeeKat> Beg pardon? <aliengrl> thats why were here... <RevNoah> P-Lil: he is. <_dad_> everything at the drill is clothing optional <ljduchez> SYMPHOFLATULATION REQUESTS THAT I ACTUALLY CAN DO?

The swimming pool is in fact ALL NAKEDITY.

<friday-j> Except near the road, right? <ogyr> dyna: i'm referring to swimming... bring trunks, or skinny dip. that's what legume told me. *PeeKat* Thppppppppt! <friday-j> Very cool! <_dad_> Lou, can you play Close To The Edge? <MegEliz> I HAVE a bathing suit and I'm not afraid to use it. <lurch> bring trunks or show trunks <ljduchez> How does it go?

SYMPHOFLATULATION REQUESTS: PURPLE HAZE.

<P-Lil> PeeKat: The death-to-Stang bit. That's old hat. Now, if you were to throw him into a pit of naked women, that's not TOO worn yet. <friday-j> Who's in the trunk? <ljduchez> PH too tough. <aliengrl> i think a netsplit is in effect... <friday-j> I volunteer to join the pit of naked women! <PeeKat> Who said anything about death? <P-Lil> Stang: Ah, that'd be miles better than the version by The Bobs. <friday-j> Death - the ultimate Slack ... <_dad_> a netsplit? how about a gut split? <ogyr> p-lil: i don't think stang could HANDLE a pit o' nekkid women. <friday-j> Can Sivet come here and play? <P-Lil> PeeKat: The sacrifice bit. Or did you have another type of sacrifice in mind? <friday-j> Yeah, but a pit of nekkid wimmin could shure handle him! <MSakamoto> I'll be a nekked wombat in a pit! <PeeKat> There are a LOT of ways to sacrifice... <ljduchez> Sak: It's a deal! <friday-j> What can we sacrifice of Stang's? *** Action: ogyr prepares a pit <RevNoah> Drill...yes...the drill. <P-Lil> Ogyr: Oh, yes he could. Trust me--I know him better than that.

The nice thing about the swimming pool at Brushwood is, no matter how hideous

you are, somebody else there will be even more hideous than you are. <_dad_> give him the drill <PeeKat> Like a virgin sacrifice: Finding cool ways to sacrifice someone's virginity. <friday-j> I brought a trap and some oil - let's line the pit! <DynaSoar> Stang, that's not very encouraging. <ogyr> stang: no... *I*'m pretty hideous. <P-Lil> PeeKat: There's not much virginity left in Stang to sacrifice. <PeeKat> Or sacrificing your sense of self... <friday-j> Hey, I thought someone else was attending - watch your mouth Stang!

Well, Dyna, I dunno... some of us kinda like "hideous."

<friday-j> Stang is a virgin. In his left ear. <ogyr> peekat: stang's still a virgin, so the rumor goes... <RevNoah> Stang: its alright if we arrive on the fourth, right? <friday-j> I hope so! *** Signoff: ljduchez (Read error to ljduchez[en.com]: Connection reset by peer) <MSakamoto> I told you to say nice things about yourself, ogyr! Don't make me hurt you! <MegEliz> "Hideous!" You DID get my picture! <friday-j> Bye Lou! COme back soon! *** Clovis has joined channel #subgenius

You can "ARRIVE" any damn time you want. I'll be there Wed. night. We won't

be taking "registrations" till Friday AM but you can still HANG. <friday-j> Stang said my picture was too horrible for SubSITE (sniff) <MegEliz> Friday is MY BABY! <ogyr> please hurt me, miss sakamoto.. .hurt me with your big rubber love... <friday-j> Friday AM, Friday IS, Friday WILL BE <PeeKat> A virgin in spirit, perhaps? <_dad_> what does the registration entail? *** Clovis has left channel #subgenius <lurch> entrails <MegEliz> We need a VIRGIN to REGISTER? <friday-j> MegEliz, MOM - I love you. And I wish you were dead. <ogyr> SPEAKING OF WHICH: STANG!!! GET THAT FUCKING PICTURE OF ME OFF OF SUBSITE *N*O*W*! <DynaSoar> As an etnree

No, Friday, the picture I TOOK of you was too hideous for ANYTHING. My

frame-grabber caught you between words. Your face... AIEEEE! <MegEliz> We need entrails? *** Action: P-Lil watches the channel degenrate beyond even my own jaded, perverted expectations... and sighs <MSakamoto> Allright! Now THAT's what I was loking for!!!! <RevNoah> Stang: Legume is in charge of security, right? <DynaSoar> ENTRE dammit <friday-j> Oh, my _shields_ were down - understandable then, wouldn't want to show my TRUE SHAPE <PeeKat> Use Stang's left ear if you haven't brought your own virgin!

Had it been 3 frames over, you'd look like you normally do. LIKE A BAD BAD

BAD LITTLE GIRL!!! <ogyr> revnoah: yes he is... just talked to him last week about it, too... why? <MegEliz> OK ENTREEEE. <P-Lil> Haven't heard from Legume in AGES. Maybe I should send him some stuff at the old address... if that's still good? <RevNoah> Stang: Jesus said it was OK if Rev. Gibson is a SLAK GOON at the Drill. How will Legume feel about that? <friday-j> Are you going to be videotaping the women in the shower Stang? <_dad_> bad bad <MegEliz> I want my own virgin. As an entree. <PeeKat> im over 18 send me pictures of the shower <friday-j> I AM THE BAD VIRGIN. <MSakamoto> Virgins taste like chicken... <ogyr> P-lil: yes, the address for Legume is fine... and I have heard from him what he plans of doing... ehehehehehehe ain't you all going to get it... :) <PeeKat> Is Legume still dead? <DynaSoar> Chicken taste JUSTR LIKE "Bob" <ogyr> pkat: no. talked to legume last week. <PeeKat> And "Bob" tastes like a virgin. You ar what you eat.

Legume, Jesus, and myself will be the primary Policemen and Shower

Videographers. Thank you. <friday-j> To stun the Legume, grab him by the pod frond and squeeze. Boil lightly. Season to taste. <P-Lil> Ogyr: Not me, I'm going to be a few thousand miles away. That could be bad, could be good.

You don't want to FUCK with LEGUME.

<lurch> and eat him with a nice chiati <friday-j> All Subs will attend the Drill in spirit ... <lurch> mispelled that <ogyr> jesus couldn't kick a crippled man's ass if someone dumped 'im outta a wheelchair first... <PeeKat> No, we just want to fuck ON Legume...hear he makes a nice bed... <_dad_> no, but I wouldn't stop him from fucking ME

The rest of us can act all "tough" and "macho." But DON'T fuck with LEGUME.

<friday-j> Can I fuck against Legume? <DynaSoar> NO YOU DON'T Legume does NOT lubricate well. <P-Lil> Stang: Hell no, I wouldn't fuck with Legume. I'm a damn LEZ-BEAN, remember? <friday-j> I'll bring my lube then ... <RevNoah> Stang: We wanted to be there for 7:00 am on the 5th. <friday-j> BEANS love LEGUME!

Dr. K'taden Legume is a very rough man, and he doesn't have much of a sense

of humor. <MegEliz> Can we tape LEGUME in the shower? Does he DO that? <ogyr> Legume's a BIG OL' CUDDLY TEDDYBEAR. <friday-j> Shower? Probably not! <MSakamoto> Or something! <PeeKat> I thought a sense of humor was required here... <friday-j> Legume, I love you. <dode> Stang: I guess this is the church for him then <g> <friday-j> And I wish you were dead.

Yeah RIGHT @andrew... he's real CUDDLY now ain't he?

<ogyr> stang: BULLSHIT. He's got more humor in his left toe than most people. <ogyr> stang: he sure is... :) <friday-j> The hard hand of humor is sometimes necessary. <PeeKat> How come you can say it, Friday, but *I* can't? :-( <lurch> I don't doubt it there's nothing finny about mine *** MegEliz is now known as RevJack <friday-j> SAY IT! DO IT! Run free! *** Signoff: DynaSoar (Leaving) <friday-j> Bye DynaSour! <PeeKat> Cool--MegEliz sex change! <lurch> yowsuh

Dr. Dyna wised up.

<dode> Wish I could do that! <friday-j> That was fst - give me a sex change too I am over 180 <RevJack> Hi folks. Meg's on the potty. It's all MINE NOW <friday-j> HEHE *** PeeKat is now known as MegEliz <ogyr> allo revjack <dode> Bwahaha <MegEliz> Heh. <friday-j> Stang, will you take a shower with me? <ogyr> oh no... nickswap <ogyr> HAHAHAHAH

POTTY -- now that's a good idea. Be back in a flash.

<dode> Peekat: Stop that now <MegEliz> Invasion of the Nick Snatchers. <MSakamoto> No, take a shower with meeeeeeee! <RevNoah> Stang: how are security people identified? <friday-j> Damn, scared him off! *** Action: ogyr ROTFL@Friday! <MSakamoto> (kidding) <RevJack> ...and I'm NOT WEARING ANY PANTS

WHOA -- FRIDAY, WHAT did you say???

<MegEliz> RevNoah: By bigold muscles. <friday-j> All security people will be branded on the left shoulder. <lurch> film at 11 <friday-j> film for sale at SubSITE real soon now <RevJack> Shit, she's back. See ya! <ogyr> stang: Friday says she wants to rub-a-dub-dub with your little turtle pee pee <dode> lurch: damn missed it <MegEliz> Heh...let's see her try to switch Nicks back! <friday-j> She shit and she's back!

Noah -- we have special "WRIST TAGS." They wear off eventually.

<friday-j> No, I jsut want to wash his hair. <ogyr> a noble cause, methinks, friday... :) <friday-j> And give him some decent hot oil treatment. *** RevJack is now known as MegaLizz

I'll wash mine if you'll wash yours, honey.

<friday-j> That Texas heat is terrible for hair. <_dad_> tricky <lurch> mestinks on sunday

We'll just have to square it away with someone else first.

*** DynaSoar has joined channel #subgenius <friday-j> Wash it in honey? Euggh! <friday-j> Can I film Stang in the shower? <ogyr> rehi dyna <MSakamoto> Yecch! <_dad_> it needs washing <lurch> that's lousy lube <DynaSoar> rehi <MegEliz> Guess Dyna unwised himself? <MegaLizz> SHIT. Can't leave him in charge of a simple sex change.. <friday-j> Can I take a shower with someone else? PLEASE! <_dad_> Dyna, you're fading... *** Signoff: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.143]: Connection reset by peer) <friday-j> Hey, I use Probe personal lubricant - its the best! <DynaSoar> My machine lcoked up. I had to call Andrew the Impaled anyway <MSakamoto> Take one with Andrew..! <friday-j> Bye P-Lil!

Someone else makes the rtules. You'll see.

<MegaLizz> Friday. Just CALM DOWN. <ogyr> GGG, Friday? Oh, damn... that's right, he won't be there. <friday-j> Someone else made the Rutles? I'm impressed! Great movie! <MegaLizz> I won't make you take a shower. <ogyr> Who said they'd take one with me? Fwah? Froyn Laven? Gehennafunnywahwah? <friday-j> I'm only bathing to be social. <lurch> George showed the rest of them <MSakamoto> Yep, Eric Idle, wasn't it? <MegaLizz> Nonono Social bathing

Man, I can tell you people are HARD UP. ALL will be relieved at the Drill.

<friday-j> Antisocial bathing then? <lurch> george was a hindu <RevNoah> Rev. Gibson wants to be a naked SLAK GOON except for the wrist tag, and footwear. <DynaSoar> Social? Bathing? <friday-j> Hey, I'm leaving my boyfriend at home! <_dad_> all will be relieved? <MegaLizz> Antisocial Non-bathing? <ogyr> *I*'m not hard up, stang... I've got my dreams of "BOB" to satiate me. <MegEliz> "Hardup SubGenius" is redundant. <_dad_> what a relief <friday-j> Rub-a-dub-dub, three "Bob"s in a tub <MegaLizz> Pee Kat I want my name back! <MegEliz> Hell, I'm confusing myself now... *** Mode change "-b *!*@ip163.lax.primenet.com " on channel #SubGenius by aliengrl *** MegEliz is now known as PeeKat *** Mode change "-b *!*@ip109.lax.primenet.com " on channel #SubGenius by aliengrl <friday-j> I want a Kit Kat! *** MegaLizz is now known as MegEliz <aliengrl> buh bye all... *** MegEliz is now known as Kit <friday-j> Stang, what should we bring as tribute to the Hierarchy? <_dad_> I'm glad you got that straightened out <aliengrl> have a joyous evening <ogyr> money, of course <friday-j> I'm confused again. Where's Sivet to straighten this out? <aliengrl> tell wheezer i said bye <_dad_> lots of it <ogyr> stang: I still owe you $42 for a tithe from my first paycheck of my new job. remind me to give it to you.

Friday: I probably don't have to tell you that CASH GREEN $$$$ is the ONLY

suitable planting ground for this SEED. <aliengrl> later y'all *** Signoff: aliengrl (my bologna has a first name, its S-A-T-A-N) *** Action: DynaSoar is now known as DynaSoar <PeeKat> There'll be k00l stuff to buy there, right? <RevNoah> fuck the hierarchy <Kit> Yes. <friday-j> So how much are you. Stang you Sub-Slut? <DynaSoar> How'd I do that? <PeeKat> We can't...they won't let us. :-( <ogyr> better be, pkat... i need new Swinging Love Corpses tapes <friday-j> Tie down the Hierarchy! *** Kit is now known as MegEliz <_dad_> good question <dode> Dyna: do what

All the usual stuff in the catalog is now IN MY VAN on the way to Sherman, so

yeah, all the main catalog stuff and SOME KEEN NEW STUFF! <RevNoah> tie them down and fuck them! <_dad_> gimme CD *** dode is now known as oded <friday-j> Tie Stang with his HAIR!

We haver new Dobbshead "BABY-DOLL" T-shirts, and all-black-w/-Dobbshead T's

now. <PeeKat> STang: Please, bring some of them thar Joe Offenhaul (sp?) tapes! <RevNoah> there *** oded is now known as dedo <MegEliz> Iceknife wants me to bring Iceknives *** _dad_ is now known as dead <DynaSoar> WHat a minute, I'm still ME *** Action: ogyr LOL @ Friday yet again... I can see that. <friday-j> Stang, please bring your more attractive children <RevNoah> there's going to be other venders there and stuff, right? <lurch> dode's nearly odell <DynaSoar> QPM wants to bring chainsaws *** dedo is now known as dode *** PeeKat is now known as Odell <friday-j> I'm not selling and copies of "Parts" - I don't want you guys bitching that there's not enough about "Bob" in it.

I will try to bootleg a few JOE tapes. But we're SUPPOSED to get them from

"JOE" himself... 'cause they have his cool cassette labels on 'em. <friday-j> Or you gals either. <dode> Odell: Beat mme to it <g> <dead> oh goodie, now we have an odell in here to bash <friday-j> Hail Joe! Will Joe be attending? <ogyr> I'll have back issues of Ogyr Network for half-price (a buck a piece... lengthier than the pamphlet...) <Odell> IRC.Subgenius is where the truth goes to DIE! <friday-j> Ir Joe's coming, so is my garrotte! *** Odell is now known as PeeKat <DynaSoar> Will the JANOR device be present?

I do not believe that the actual "JOE" himself has been exactly invited.

<PeeKat> Couldn't do it for nay longer... <lurch> did he bring his faithful sidekick <PeeKat> Stang: Can you get some from JOE himself? <friday-j> Awwwww <ogyr> I'll have my copies of the Janor Device (i, ii, & iii) for people to dub. <DynaSoar> I mean the WTEWARE one. *** ljduchez has joined channel #subgenius <friday-j> Stang, may I massage your feet? And Legume's too? <DynaSoar> WETWARE dammit <PeeKat> If it's a problem, I'll get 'em from whoever I'm spose to write to... <dead> I doubt it <PeeKat> I just NEED those Joe tapes... <dode> Stang is the soul captain of IRC:Sybgenius now, rats, ship sinking! <friday-j> I like wetware heh heh heh <lurch> lou's back. Bring wieners?

I WISH JAnor was gonna be there, but apparently he just got a JOB in

California... getting people to sign petitions. <dode> Hmmm hungry <ogyr> LOU@ <friday-j> "Go away you - I'll sign!" <ljduchez> I will. Bring wieners. If no kid. Hi Sak. <ljduchez> Ogyr: what? <RevNoah> neat job <PeeKat> Awwwwwwwwww....no janor. What petitions? <DynaSoar> Stang, there's something wrong with this channel. Did you say JOB? <ogyr> stang: same shit, different state, eh? <dead> janor's in California? what about his Little Rock radio show? <lurch> from soup to nuts <ogyr> LOU, COVER ME WITH YOUR RUBBER LOVE <friday-j> When will SubSITE be selling copies of Janor's radio play? <lurch> and wieners <friday-j> Bring weiners and EXTRA CONDOMS!

There's really no telling what Janor is up to... that all takes place in the

Janorian universe next door. <dode> Virual weiners <ljduchez> OGYR, oscillate my metallic soRYGO <ogyr> Friday: which one? *** Action: DynaSoar is now known as everybody else. <friday-j> Is that where Sivet is? <MegEliz> Janor's selling weiners in California? <friday-j> I want all of Janor's radio plays NOW! Gimme! <ljduchez> What command to send private message? <PeeKat> Janor lost his weiner in California?

WILL YOU PEOPLE QUIT MAKING LASCIVIOUS COMMENTS ABOUT MY YOUNGEST CHILD??!?!?

MAH GAWD. <ogyr> Hay, he better not be selling mine! I might need it one day! <friday-j> Janor bringing his weiner to the drill? <friday-j> OK - is Idnax coming? heh heh heh <ogyr> fuck your kids, Stang! We want YOUR body!~ <MegEliz> Grill 'em. <lurch> who's bringing the buns <lurch> steam 'em

Sivet CHOSE to stay home from X-Day. However Mrs. Stang will be there. I

think some of you will be... surprised. <friday-j> We want the EVIL STANG SEED in ANY VESSEL. <PeeKat> Sacrifice 'em! <MegEliz> Tarla is in charge of buns, I do believe. <ogyr> or, maybe I mis read and you're saying that Janor is your youngest child? <lurch> split 'em open <dead> what about the potato salad? <friday-j> squeeze those hot buns <ogyr> ain't that the truth, meg! :) <friday-j> Dead, that's DISGUSTING! <ljduchez> Thanks for private instructions all. Got it.

We WILL however have the pumpkins and squirrels. And I think you ALL know

JUST what I mean by that. <lurch> don't forget the mooseturd

The SQUIRRELS... wink wink.

*** Action: DynaSoar is in love with the potato salad <dead> ooh <friday-j> What about the groundhugs int eh Legume? <ljduchez> I got the chords on "Morse Code of Love" nailed. <friday-j> I'm bringing some sweet potatoes ... <ogyr> Oh yeah... the SQUIRRELS! so this is a cross between alt.slack and a.r.s, then? <friday-j> I'll bring the clams if you bring the E-Meters! <DynaSoar> Ivan, dod you get my lunch invite? <lurch> franks and beans

I guess you just haven't been KEEPING UP, Andrew!

<friday-j> Have you ever audited a vegetable besides yourself? <MegEliz> Lurch: are you making up your shopping list here? <friday-j> Stang, what about that foot rub? <ogyr> stang: i know... I'm just a poor po'bucker out here in the midwest. <RevNoah> mr. noodles <lurch> compooters make me hongry

Dyna_ No, I guess not... wait... yes I did. Ok. Let's do lunch.

*** Action: ogyr spits <MegEliz> And how come I always have to be it? <dode> Oops I broke it where have you all gone <PeeKat> Somebody has to do it. <friday-j> someone else did it! <dode> Better

FRIDAY WILL YOU JUST SETTLE DOWN??? CRIPES. These modern day kids.

<lurch> I did my lunch. made a mess *** Signoff: dode (washington-r.dc.us.undernet.org London.UK.eu.Undernet.org) <MegEliz> Don't break me anymore. <PeeKat> But we love Friday! <MegEliz> YES! *** Action: RevNoah loves Mr. Noodles, and shall eat many in NY. Most amazing invention ever! *** dode has joined channel #subgenius <PeeKat> Haven't you ever heard Thank Goodness It's Friday? *** dode has left channel #subgenius <friday-j> Stang, I hate to break this to you - but I'm only ten years younger than you. Call me kid again and I'll flagellate you on stage. <friday-j> EVERYBODY LOVES FRIDAY! <dead> everybody loves noodles too *** dode has joined channel #subgenius

If you're 33, Firday, I'm 33.

*** Signoff: brainjury (Leaving) <friday-j> I'm only bringing cold food - easier to eat without you guys smelling it and stealing it from me ... *** dead is now known as dood <MSakamoto> Ramen Noodles... the breakfast of champions! <friday-j> Who's Firday? <ogyr> stang and friday sittin in a tree... f-r-o-p-i-n-g... first came bob, then came connie, then came stang with mwowm's self-destruct running... <ogyr> okay, so it didn't come out that great. <dode> What happened... Stang did you touch the big red button? <friday-j> Stang, aren't you 107? *** LukeSky has joined channel #SubGenius

CANNED CHILI -- local supermarket style. There's Slack.

<lurch> ramen noodles can make chipmunks wexplode <friday-j> Friday does not frop. <MegEliz> Firday is the chick with the fuzzy butt impersontating PeeKat <ogyr> OOOH! CALL HER KID, PELASE!!!! <ogyr> I WANNA SEE THIS! *** LukeSky has left channel #SubGenius <ogyr> I'll even bring popcorn for that pne <dood> canned chili - sounds like Duchez food <friday-j> Wolf Brand CHili again? <DynaSoar> Friday, when you're old enough to worry about your kids having kids, you're old enough to call EVERYONE 'kid'. <PeeKat> Impersonating Me? She sounds more like Betsy F. Ross...

You are ALL a bunch of kids compared to me and Dynasor. When was the last

time YOUR back went out on you?? *** ljduchez has left channel #subgenius <friday-j> No kids for me Praise "Bob" I'll molest 'em but I won't raise 'em <friday-j> My hip aches in the cold ... <dood> hey stang, I was born in '54 <friday-j> My arthritis acts up when it's windy ... <friday-j> I was born on a bed! <PeeKat> Stang: Two days ago! It went out for a night on the town, leaving me here (invertabrately) all alone and bored. <lurch> me too (54) <DynaSoar> LOOKEE ME. I'm an OLD FART <friday-j> We're all old farts here <dood> yes you are <lurch> not really.

Dood: Then you are of the CHOSEN. Don't trust anyone yyoungher than '55.

<dode> Geez I'm stuck on a channel of Nensloids <dood> yeah! <friday-j> Tiem Control! <DynaSoar> It's that city livin' Ivan. Gotta get back to the farm once in a while. <lurch> you can have mine <friday-j> Gotta visit those pigs Stang. <MegEliz> Diem Control! <PeeKat> What do you think he's doing now? <ogyr> dood: speaking of which, Jehova Hates Phred just composed a song special for the Drill called "Nensolo (Shut Up!)" <friday-j> Carpe Control! <dode> I lost the channel for a second and you all aged thirty years

Ahh... the PIG CARCASSES... ahhhhh....

<lurch> nothing like a good porkin' <MegEliz> Seizure! *** ljduchez has joined channel #subGenius <lurch> howdy <ogyr> rehi lou <DynaSoar> COntrol The Goldfish? <MegEliz> Lou: Back already? <ljduchez> Back! <friday-j> Alive, Dead, rotting, squirming - its' ALL PIG! <dode> hihi *** Action: PeeKat plugs MegEliz into the nearest 110VAC outlet <friday-j> hi <dood> are we gonna hear Jehova Hates Phred on the Hour Of Slack?? <ljduchez> Jest an experiment. <DynaSoar> rehi Lou <MegEliz> Zap! <ogyr> dood: ask stang. <friday-j> I hate Phred too! <PeeKat> Help that seizure at all?

I'm gone for a few... back soon. I WILL have a RECORD of ALL your evil

gossip... <MegEliz> Gonna Tag me? <dode> Meg: :) :) BWahahaha <MegEliz> Radio collar? <ogyr> dood: stang doesn't even acknowledge that we're going to play <friday-j> Stang, what do you recommend for arthritis? <dood> he doesn't? <MegEliz> Satellite dish? <friday-j> Shhh - Stang's gone! <lurch> dish of wieners <PeeKat> JEHOVAH HATES PHRED WILL BE PLAYING AT THE XDAY DRILL! <MSakamoto> Stang just doesn't love you, I guess! <ljduchez> Tell y'all what. Lou tired. Lou sleep now. Lou IRC tomorrow maybe. Horatio wave bye-bye. <PeeKat> There...SOMEONE said it! <dood> of course you're gonna play - on headphones! <ogyr> THANK you, peekat. <MegEliz> Okay tell me about the pigs, REALLY. <friday-j> Zamboni love Phred. <PeeKat> And I've been telling my friends. <ogyr> nobody loves me, msakamoto <ogyr> night night, lou <MSakamoto> Oh, no! Zamboni! <PeeKat> G'night, Louie! <friday-j> Read about the pigs at SubSITE - "Pig Porking" disgusting. How does someone else stand it? <dode> NIght / morning Lou <lurch> cut a sheet-flapper for me <PeeKat> flflflflfl <friday-j> Nobody Loves Me, Everybody Hates Me, I'm Gonna Slack Off! <ogyr> provided we get ampage, it's going to be a good hour of some good music. <MegEliz> Clap your toes if you love @ndrew! <dood> dode: what time is it? <friday-j> Clap your labia of you love "Bob"! <ljduchez> Lou clap for Andrew and then go seepy-pie <ogyr> fuck loving me, i just want groupies and money. *** Action: PeeKat claps his labia <dode> dood: ummm four something AM <friday-j> Lazies! <MegEliz> Ooo. Friday. Trunks for you! *** Signoff: ljduchez (Leaving) <friday-j> My dicks hate trunks. <dood> I better go beddy too. <MegEliz> How can Lou just keep quitting without signing on. Neat trick. <dood> see you folks another day *** Stang is now known as sivet <lurch> wiener <ogyr> lou's an internet GOD,d don't you know. *** Signoff: dood (Read error to dood[pool043.Max12.Boston.MA.DYNIP.ALTER.NET]: Connection reset by peer) <friday-j> Bye Dood

I'm back!

<friday-j> SIVET - FINALLY YOU'RE BACK! <RevNoah> bye Dad <PeeKat> AHHHHHHHHHHHH! She's back! *** Action: DynaSoar is quitting without signing on too *** sivet is now known as Stang <ogyr> brb... timeout <friday-j> So Sivet - what's your dad wearing? *** Signoff: ogyr (Leaving) <PeeKat> Everyone's leaving... <friday-j> DAMN! Scared her off! *** Action: MegEliz has quit and quit again. <lurch> i'm still here <PeeKat> Probably you and your labia talk... <friday-j> One of me is here. *** Stang is now known as Sivet <friday-j> I LOVE MY LABIA! <MegEliz> My labia make no sense. *** Action: PeeKat has crawled inside the computer <dode> I'm still here, I'll regret it in the morning though. *** Sivet is now known as Stang <friday-j> Sivet, let's talk about ... fish. <PeeKat> Who DOESN'T love your labia? <lurch> fish <friday-j> You Stang clan fiends are teasing me! <dode> Peekat: Get outathere, you'll get hair balls in the fan *** Stang is now known as Sivet <PeeKat> Sivet/Stang, MAKE UP YER MIND! <friday-j> That's what the bondage equipment is for - to keep you guys STILL! <MegEliz> Somebody feed Lurch. <DynaSoar> Dode, think up a time that'd set will with the Brit folks as well as the Aus. and NZ folks <friday-j> Lurch, have a wiener.

I've made up my mind

<DynaSoar> We'll have an interntaional <lurch> no fish <PeeKat> No fan...it just keeps cool by sucking off my Slack. <friday-j> TELL ME SIVET <MegEliz> Fish weiners. Good eats. <dode> Dyna: That's pretty advanved time control Doktor <friday-j> Is Stang still on the potty? <PeeKat> 'Fish heads, fish heads...' <RevNoah> dode: is it 4:43 where you are? <lurch> thot you bugged out dood <friday-j> Roly-Poly Fish Heads

I've taken over Stangs computer

<dode> Beef <MegEliz> Eat them up YUM! <lurch> eat em up yum <friday-j> SIVET REVOLUTION! <DynaSoar> Dode, PM to you is the same AM to them. Why not 10 AM/PM? <friday-j> SIVET RULES! <dode> Sivet: You have OPS hav fun <lurch> beat me to it *** P-Lil has joined channel #subgenius <PeeKat> VIVA LA SIVET! VIVA LA REVALUTIONE! <MegEliz> Hiya P-LIl! <P-Lil> Ouch. <friday-j> SIVET IS ALL-POWERFUL!

yes, until he has read all of his novels

<MSakamoto> In the morning laughing happy fish heads, in the evening floating in the soup... <MegEliz> It wasn't me. <dode> Dyna: I'll think about while I'm sleeping at work today <PeeKat> Hey! New filk! <P-Lil> Hey Sivet... we knew you'd get in here sometime. :) <friday-j> They don't play drums! <DynaSoar> OK Dode <MegEliz> Gimme some filk! <PeeKat> 'Dobbsheads, dobbsheads, dotty, spotty dobbsheads..." <DynaSoar> Sivet, what's the new mailing address? <friday-j> Sivet, it's been so boring without you - please stay ... <PeeKat> 'Dobbsheads, dobbsheads, worship them, now" <friday-j> Dobnbsheads, Dobbsheads, blow them off, yum! <PeeKat> So it's off the top of my head..."crucify me" <lurch> blood pudding <friday-j> KILL "BOB"! *** Action: P-Lil sprays my computer with paraquat again, hoping that'll help take care of things. <DynaSoar> Dobbsheads, dobbsgeads, on the wall, SLACK <friday-j> CRUCIFY "BOB"! <dode> scones <RevNoah> 'beat them up, fun!' <MegEliz> Cough! <PeeKat> FUCK "BoB" then KILL "Bob" <friday-j> Scone Stonings! <lurch> haggis <PeeKat> (Remember, we're hardup here...) <DynaSoar> I took a dobbds head out to see a movie <MegEliz> Heat them up. RUN! <friday-j> I'm hard for sure heh heh heh <lurch> gat the runs <DynaSoar> It spoiled the ending so I KILLED IT <P-Lil> Oh no, it's degenerated even FURTHER. <PeeKat> "In the morning, excremeditating / Watch the Dobbshead, melt into my eyes" <lurch> scotch eggs <friday-j> Stang, maybe you should come back now ... <DynaSoar> P-Lil, nature knows no bounds to Yeti depravity. <dode> deep fried pizzas <P-Lil> \join #yetisex <P-Lil> Oops.

Sivet Stang po 140306 dallas, TX 75214

<friday-j> Sivet, tell them to be QUIET! So we can talk girly-talk! <lurch> with corn on 'em <friday-j> Sivet, can I send you an un-birthday card? *** Action: MegEliz gets hungry for mysterious reasons... <dode> huhhhhhh *** Signoff: MSakamoto (Read error to MSakamoto[pipe4.t2.usa.pipeline.com]: EOF from client) <friday-j> dried mangoes

Yes you may Friday

<friday-j> Come Back Miss Sakamoto! <PeeKat> QRO! She'll be back... <P-Lil> Meg: Here, smoke some of this, it'll take care of the hunger pangs. <friday-j> Thank you Sivet. <dode> Subliminal advertising via IRC man theres a market *** Action: P-Lil hands Meg a pipe... <friday-j> PIPE BOMB! <lurch> even for brit grub <MegEliz> Thanks, P-Lil. I'm already huffing 10 fags. <friday-j> rice krispies marshmallow cakes <lurch> film at 11 <friday-j> Do the fags enjoy it, Mom? <P-Lil> Meg: You too, huh? <DynaSoar> peanut butter and macaroni <DynaSoar> tuna ice cream <friday-j> spaghetti with vinegar and garlic <friday-j> Stang's brain on an omelet <lurch> asparagus ice cream <DynaSoar> Pickle Pops (tm) <PeeKat> Jalepeno-flavored tortillas in Frito's Chili-Cheese Dip. Yum.

Spend all your money on "BOB" so I may eat!

<friday-j> Sivet on a saucer <lurch> my head on a plate <P-Lil> Sivet: Last I saw you was when I was helping you dress up in pipstika armbands... <PeeKat> Friday's labia. <friday-j> Sivet, should I send you food? What food does Stang not like so he won't eat it? <PeeKat> Broiled philosophy. <friday-j> Boiled hangovers. <P-Lil> Sivet: Got your priorities straight. Good for you. <dode> yum! All this talk of food My Cat is getting hungry <lurch> I started this mess with the wieners <MegEliz> Testing... <RevNoah> anyone heading south to NY? <DynaSoar> Broasted Odell <PeeKat> Passed. <PeeKat> Too gamy. <friday-j> Bonus round! <PeeKat> Hit the Buzzer, Win a Cookie! <DynaSoar> RevNoah, south from where? <MegEliz> Whew. Somebody wanted to know "howya doin?"

anything preservatives with

<dode> msg <friday-j> What are you preserving? <friday-j> Do you like maple syrup? <DynaSoar> the FAITH <MegEliz> VIRGINS! <lurch> sugar coated, sugar fortified, sugar enrirched, bits of sugar <friday-j> Sivet, tell me about your left ear. <PeeKat> ADDITIVES! <P-Lil> Dyna: I really think Gordon was onto something in that one thread: Odell, I think, is THE Chapacabra. <friday-j> MARSHMALLOW FLUFF! <PeeKat> Think ear-virginity is genetic? <lurch> with a leprechaun on the label

send food with preservatives, but "BOB" and I prefer money to eat out.

*** dode is now known as pebbles_ <pebbles_> miaow <friday-j> Well, if your dad didn't screw you in the ear, you probly won't screw your kids in the ear. And so forth. <pebbles_> purrr *** pebbles_ is now known as dode <MegEliz> Dode! Thought you went to bed! <lurch> or eat 'em out <RevNoah> Dyna: Well, I live in south-western Ontario. I need a ride, somehow. <friday-j> How about MacDonalds coupons Sivet? <dode> Not yet kinda nodded for a moment there, very soon though <PeeKat> Ronald McDonald is an Anti"Bob" <P-Lil> Yeah, it's been a while since I reloaded on SubDeenie geegaws from Stang... <MegEliz> Is anybody else here being HARASSED?

No!! Money!!!!

<friday-j> I want that enameled Dobbshead pin! <lurch> I have a hairy ass <dode> Harassed? <friday-j> Am I harassing you Mom? <PeeKat> Her-assed? In what way, Megan? <MegEliz> I got a FREE Dobbshead pin for whining! <dode> me too it's genetic <friday-j> Whose ass? <friday-j> Mom has my Slack! <MegEliz> Here ya go. WHAP! <lurch> take home a sack

steal it back Friday

<friday-j> WOOOOOO - Hey, do that again! <MegEliz> THWACK! WHUMP! <friday-j> Sivet, let's get together and plot the overthrow of all reality. While eating jelly. <friday-j> More, Mom! More! <P-Lil> That's right--the correct quote is "Take no shit from your elders". *** Action: DynaSoar is getting the map <PeeKat> Ladies, ladies! At least have the decency to oil up first! <friday-j> Get Stang in here with the camera!

and wonder kids bread

<MegEliz> OKAY! SQUISH! <friday-j> Sivet, do you want oil? <PeeKat> It is a wonder kids breed... <dode> I'm going to have to go now it's getting light outside <MegEliz> You should all know that Friday is my black love child. <friday-j> Do you like well-ground kids or chunky-style kids to psread on that? <dode> b'bye <lurch> later <MegEliz> BYE DODE! <PeeKat> What a trooper...g'night Dode! <P-Lil> Has anyone else noticed that Wonder bread makes a great Plasticine replacement, in a pinch? *** dode has left channel #subgenius <friday-j> Friday is black - you got a problem with that? <PeeKat> Just what IS "black love" anyways? <friday-j> Bye dode. I'm sorry I killfiled you. <MegEliz> Wonder bread has mannnnnny usees. <lurch> going for mud, back in a few <friday-j> Black Love is Black Evolution, spelt wrong. <P-Lil> Meg: Yeah, mix with fertilizer and give it to militia groups. Just claim no responsibility. <friday-j> I wonder how Stang would look rolled in Wonder Bread? <MegEliz> You're cheating! You've got a mirror! <friday-j> A bakery truck exploded outside the SubGenius embassy ... <MegEliz> News at 12. <friday-j> Film at 10. <friday-j> Zzzzzzzz

Jesus, Nickie, and my mother have left me and dad to go to the Rainbow

Gathering <MegEliz> Decapitations were held at a minimum distance or something. <P-Lil> Yeah, but it backfired. Literally. <friday-j> You're ALL ALONE!!! <friday-j> Oh, for a Plane Ticket! *** Action: P-Lil averts my eyes at the mention of the Rainbow Gathering <PeeKat> Party time! <friday-j> Where's yer brother? <MegEliz> Dad and his ear are there, no?

Ydnax is here to protect

<PeeKat> Whazza Rainboy Gathering? <MegEliz> Rainboys are baaaad.

Hippie gathering

<friday-j> Stang and his Stanglets, all in one container - time to open it ALL <lurch> this coffee sucks <friday-j> Hippies with money let's hope <PeeKat> Hippies? Ehh... <P-Lil> PeeKat: A bit hippie/pagan gathering. They say it's pretty cool, but I had a transsexual friend harassed out of her wits there. <MegEliz> Glad you made the trip? <friday-j> Bippies? <P-Lil> Er, that's <friday-j> His/her wits or her/his wits? <P-Lil> Er, that's <PeeKat> So...sounds like Pink hippie/pagans, then. <P-Lil> ARRRGH. <MegEliz> Zippies? *** Action: P-Lil takes a chainsaw to my keyboard <friday-j> Any black transsexual mippies out there? <friday-j> OUCH! <P-Lil> There. Now it's all ergonomic and all. <friday-j> Mom, they're hurting me! <MegEliz> Cool. The mouse is in the middle? <friday-j> Sivet, do you ever dress up in your dad's clothes? <PeeKat> Half of it is, anyways... <MegEliz> Oh. HEY! Get offa my BABY! <friday-j> Stang, do you like gladiator movies? <P-Lil> Friday: Don't know about mippies, but there's plenty of black transsexuals. Asians, too. They are either all taken, or lesbians (yum), or charge too much. <friday-j> (Sniff) Thanks Mom!

I only wear his socks

<friday-j> Oh, for an Asian transsexual, a pot of oil, and a tithe ...

and shirts and

<MegEliz> bonbons.

underwaer

<friday-j> Will you send me a picture of you wearing the sock? Or better yet, him wearing _your_ socks? <DynaSoar> QUESTION: Who is heading Drillward from NY/Boston? <friday-j> I WILL PAY GENEROUSLY for that UNDERWEAR!

yndax wears his jeans

<DynaSoar> Besides Bill Miller <friday-j> I'm going from Boston but I'm leaving late on the 3rd. <MegEliz> No chance of Clavister?

Stang is generally naked

<P-Lil> Friday: I can handle the tithes, if you REALLY think you can handle it. <friday-j> I'm going with Bill! <lurch> whos jean? *** girloi has joined channel #subgenius <PeeKat> Clavis schizmed... *** girloi has left channel #subgenius <lurch> zoom <P-Lil> That reminds me, I have a jar full of keys... <friday-j> I have a hard time finding women - may men take them. <lurch> whoosh <RevNoah> Or farther north... <MegEliz> Good coffee? <PeeKat> I have keys, too...just gotta send 'em. <DynaSoar> RevNoah, could you leave the 3rd? <friday-j> Ydnax in Stang's jeans - the mind sizzles ... <lurch> still sucks <P-Lil> Friday: Finding women is no problem. KEEPING them... oh, now there's the tricky bit. <friday-j> That's late on the 3rd as in 9 p.m. or so. <MegEliz> Straps? <PeeKat> P-Lil: That's what chains, etc., are for! <PeeKat> STRAPS! <friday-j> Red straps? I'm bringing mine to the Drill! <MegEliz> Mine got frayed. <MegEliz> They're not SAFE you know. <lurch> its still ticking <friday-j> I'm renting a small car - I have room for maybe 1 more person if they don't mave much stuff AT ALL! <PeeKat> Would it be any fun if they WRE? <lurch> small cars/ <friday-j> Unsafe Straps Good! <P-Lil> PeeKat: Got plenty of them. Doesn't do any good--yeti transsexual lesbians tend to be able to fuck with the locks so you can't shut them. <P-Lil> PeeKat: I should know. <friday-j> Tying him down on the steering while while I drive ...

I only wear great big GREEN straps.

<MegEliz> Oh sure hang from them for a couple of hours and then tell me about it. <DynaSoar> Friday, could you meet with RevNoah in Buffalo? <lurch> ho ho hoh <RevNoah> Dyna: I could if I had to (would have to cancel a doctor's appoinment, actually). But there's a chance that I can get a ride from little ol' St.Thomas, here. So, I guess I'll see. <friday-j> GREAT "BoB" SIVET! Are you still single? <P-Lil> Sivet: You retrogrunt. You're probably launching Sneed heads too. <DynaSoar> Noah, Friday. Friday, Noah. Talk. <lurch> baby peas <friday-j> It's kinda out of my way to go to Buffalo. <MegEliz> Lima's 'n gravy. <friday-j> Oh for a girl in big green straps ...

I must rest.

<P-Lil> Sivet: Don't worry, you'll outgrow this parental rebellion stage, and get into parental subversion again. <friday-j> Don't blame me Stang, she started it! Stang :Nickname is already in use. *** Action: DynaSoar has to go call Andrew the Impaled <PeeKat> You'll be back, right Dyna? <friday-j> Sivet must subvert her father and GET ALL HIS MONEY. *** Sivet is now known as Stang1 <P-Lil> You know, if I can get a ride from Seattle, or even Portland, I *might* be able to do the Drill after all. <DynaSoar> Sorry, no. Got reading and writing to do. <RevNoah> Oh...which way were you planning on going? <MegEliz> Night, Dyna! <PeeKat> Reading and writing? Where are your priorities, man? <ish> <friday-j> Oops. Stang's back. *** Action: P-Lil wonders if Nenslo or Onan are planning on going.... Stang1 :Nick change too fast. Please wait 3 seconds. *** Stang1 is now known as Stang1 <friday-j> Bye Sivet. <P-Lil> Oh hell, Mom's home... put away the straps.... <friday-j> Bye Dynosoar. <PeeKat> Or Sivet just deNicked and nodded off. *** Action: DynaSoar has eViL eXpErImEnTs to attend to <MegEliz> The pupae will shred me tomorrow... <PeeKat> Bye bye, Dyna! *** Action: P-Lil wonders if Stang was on all this time and forgot to renick <friday-j> Mom brought MORE STRAPS! Hooray! <friday-j> The Eyes of Stang are Upon You! <DynaSoar> P-Lil. Nenslo, no. Onan, dunno.

My innocent daughter has gone to bed, and I will later find out what you

perverts said to her. <DynaSoar> Lateron kids. <MegEliz> I"ve been frantically trying to renick for an hour now. <P-Lil> Stang: Any idea if Onan might go to the Drill? <friday-j> She started it! <MegEliz> She DID! <P-Lil> Dyna: Bummer on Nenslo. See you. <friday-j> She DID! <PeeKat> No she didn't. Stop lying. <P-Lil> Hey, does anyone know if black lamps are bad for sunburn? <friday-j> She's the one who talked about your underwear - just go back and see! *** Action: DynaSoar : The Doktor is Off.

Onan is not going to the Drill, far as I know.

*** Signoff: DynaSoar (Leaving) <MegEliz> She lies and I'll swear at her or something. <PeeKat> Bummer. <friday-j> Any Onanism attending? <RevNoah> Friday: if it comes down to it, could I steal a ride from you? I'd have to take the bus to Boston or wherever I could meet up with you... <friday-j> Sweat on me! <P-Lil> So much for the Portland crowd, and I trust Seattle SubGeniuses even less than average. <RevNoah> Stang: do you know of anyone closer to me who's heading slackward to the Drill? <friday-j> Noah - if you have the ABSOLUTE MINIMUM of luggage, e-mail me at friday@cybercom.net. But you'll have to pay your share. <PeeKat> Blame the higherarky for holding it WAYYY over on the east coast! <friday-j> We need more Hierarchies! More Drills! <P-Lil> PeeKat: Already did. Didn't help any. <MegEliz> But it's a NICE place, right? No such NICE Places in Nebraska, eh? <friday-j> Stang, Sivet forgot to tell me - what are you wearing? <MegEliz> She said he had socks, right?

NOAH - FRIDAY -- I know of no one else moving in either of those directions,

but then, I don't know ALL of EVERYTHING... YET. <P-Lil> The only solution is to find about 500 acres of badlands on the western side and hold Drill II there. <PeeKat> She already said...remember? (Hint: think flesh) <P-Lil> Make that 5000. <friday-j> When are we having the Dobbstown drill in Malaysia? <PeeKat> Every night! <friday-j> Stang, are you wearing anything BESIDES the socks? <RevNoah> Friday: I won't have much...mostly food, and some transfers for Jesus. I can pay gas, if that's what you're saying. <friday-j> GAS?!? This is a RENTAL CAR! Chip in or stay out! <P-Lil> Yeah, in most of the Dobbstown installations it's Night Of Slack every day.

You know, it's a damned shame that there isn't more SG action on the West

Coast, 'since that's where it flourished in the 80s... but FUCK 'EM I say, if they can't get it together. <friday-j> Fuck 'em till their noses bleed! *** Signoff: lurch (lurch) <friday-j> Praise Stang! <friday-j> Bye Lurch! <RevNoah> Friday: right, I forgot about rental car thang. Approx how much $$$? <P-Lil> Stang: I agree. Fuck them all. And blame Pope Meyer for claiming Popeship--it was a damning move. <friday-j> Friday must go get her calculator ... if she didn't back it already ... *** lurch has joined channel #subgenius <PeeKat> Lurch is back! <MegEliz> Hiya Lurch! <lurch> howdy <MegEliz> P-Lil: Why oh WHY am I "IT"? <lurch> better you than me <friday-j> Noah: Including gas it's around $125.

Well look ya'll, I have sleep and -- even worse -- WORK to do on this

so-called "line," so I must split purty quick. *** Action: RevNoah wishes the ferry were up and running, going to Cleveland, like it was supposed to be by now...it would make this ride thang much easier! <P-Lil> I got friends trying really hard to convince me I should throw my own damn devival here. I'm tempted. <friday-j> But I may be able to intercept along my route - e-mail! <friday-j> Stang, please stay! We love you! <P-Lil> But hell, I'm still recovering from the last devival I worked. <PeeKat> And we want to know what you're wearing! <friday-j> What can we say to make you stay?

Sivet seemdd to enjoy her spate on this hellhole.

<friday-j> Do you sleep in those socks? <RevNoah> Friday: Hmm...well, that's cheaper than the train would've cost. <friday-j> Are the socks for SALE? <P-Lil> Stang: Well, if a miracle occurs I'll see you at the Drill. But you know how miracles work. Heh heh heh. <lurch> mine are <PeeKat> 'Course she did! Look at the scintellating conversationalists! <P-Lil> Meg: Why, did you move? <friday-j> We all treated Sivet with great respect, I assure you. <RevNoah> Friday: I'd really super prefer to get a ride from someone in St.Thomas, since getting out to where you are would be costly in itself. <P-Lil> Stang: Yeah, in this hellhole she was one of the best damn demons here. <friday-j> Noah, fair enough. I am a surly an dantisocail guy anyway. <MegEliz> P-Lil: I'm "IT" and I can't seem to STOP! <P-Lil> Stang: But you know, there's a reason I took the name "Lilith"... }-) <friday-j> Mom is no longer IT because I say so. <RevNoah> bye bye Stang. <MegEliz> I can't /nick it in the bud.

P-Lil, I doubt I shall see you. However, I really look forward to meeting all

these othetr good-for-nothings and lack-alack lollygaggin' slacker weirdos. <friday-j> Stang, will see you soon! <PeeKat> MegEliz: Tag! You're still it! <P-Lil> Meg: Stop IT. <friday-j> You aren't really going to punish me for that little story are you? <MegEliz> Weh. <PeeKat> Well, PING, you're it! <friday-j> I take on my Mom's tags! <PeeKat> Let's play ping tag! <MegEliz> I told him you'd leave him in the trunk.

Friady, I will only do my best to let you punish yourself.

<friday-j> Ping Tap? <P-Lil> Stang: There's next year. In the badlands. Nothing but target practice for miles. <friday-j> Great Balls of "Bob" - you want me to practice self-abuse in fornt of you? <friday-j> Who are we shooting at?

I am now going to spend the rest of my 48 hours of freedom tweaking SubSITE.

Good night, and Dobbs bless. <MegEliz> or gehind. <lurch> grondhog day <P-Lil> Friday: Uh, who needs practice? <lurch> sausage <RevNoah> Friday: hopefully, I can get a ride from around here. I'll let you know via email. <MegEliz> Columbus Bacon! <P-Lil> Gnight, Stang. Keep up the frappalogus. <friday-j> Goodbye dear Stang - looking forward to seeing ALL of you at the Drill! <lurch> later <MegEliz> Nighty=night! <friday-j> Goodnight all. Thanks Noah - remember, I need to know by Wednesday morning! *** CTCP: PeeKat sent a command: PING 836193699 <lurch> don't let the sheet slugs bite <friday-j> don't let your hair stangle you <MegEliz> YikeS! MeEE ToO! <PeeKat> Don't let your straps fray! <MegEliz> g'night everboy! *** Signoff: friday-j (KILL "BOB") <P-Lil> OK, let's talk business here. Who's up for a Seattle Utter Domination of the Universe Devival? <lurch> g'nihgt meg *** Signoff: MegEliz (MegEliz (it) Waves and Falls OveR.) <RevNoah> 'night <RevNoah> Sure thing <PeeKat> I am, if we can hold it in Florida! <lurch> I can hold it anywhere <P-Lil> Oh great, all of a sudden people start to leave. Cowards.

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