10-6-96 Sunday IRC Devival -- Friday's log

Topic for #subgenius: INVINCIBLE KUNG-FU HOOKERS Cast Party! B.Y.O.C. Topic for #subgenius set by ICEKNIFE on Sunday, October 6, 1996 6:44:03 PM #SubGenius: Friday-j @Silver_bowler @Agent_Wilco @MegaLiz @RevJack @TheCharlie Jovial @Zuckerkraut @Grand_Poobah @GeeGone #subgenius :End of /NAMES list. Related URL: http://www.subgenius.com -ChanServ- Welcome to #Subgenius, land of the insanely intelligent. If you don't know what a subgenius is, don't ask. Just leave and thank your lucky stars that you didn't ask... If you do, check this website page: http://www.subgenius.com/subirc/subirc.html also, to learn how to register your nickname type /msg nickserv help Mode is +tnl 999 Channel created at Thursday, September 7, 1995 12:32:38 AM Zuckerkraut Freitag! Grand_Pooba With abig red butt MegaLiz: Friday: !!! TheCharlie: Fraaaaaaaahday! angela (angela@sailfish.exis.net) has joined channel #subgenius Grand_Pooba Fryday! MegaLiz: Angel!!! TheCharlie: Angela? Friday-j: Greetings to my fellow mutants! angela: Hi there! MegaLiz is now known as Poohbear Zuckerkraut Tag, Angela! Grand_Pooba Hi ang RevJack: ANGIE BAYBEEEEEEEE angela: Hello..are alot of people here? Friday-j: Angels walk among us Poohbear: No. angela: Hi Jack :) Grand_Pooba No just jerks, mostly Zuckerkraut Angie baby? Isn't that a OBE song? Poohbear: No peeepul Friday-j: No HUMANS at least Grand_Pooba nobuddy here but us chickenz RevJack: No, Aerosmith TheCharlie: nobody here but us chickens Grand_Pooba an voles GeeGone is now known as Geethree Friday-j: I was at a fair today and saw a chicken that looked just like Stang Poohbear: volare oh ho Grand_Pooba He back Zuckerkraut I tell you, BTM has this song called "Angie Baby". Geethree: hey I'm baaaaaaaack!!! Grand_Pooba BTO? RevJack: Hey Friday! Zuckerkraut Someone back me up on this.. SOMEBODY else has "Open Your Ears", right? angela: Hi there Poohbear is now known as ofeelya TheCharlie: Open Your Ears? No such thing. Grand_Poobah is now known as Lurps Friday-j: Beaky face with bumps on it, and a big shock of brown-and-white feathers on its head - I tell you the resemblance was remarkable. If only it had a teeny cigarette Signoff: Zuckerkraut (Leaving) Friday-j: RevJack! What's up? Lurps is now known as lurch ofeelya: Bye DAVE! RevJack: STOP FARTING ofeelya: Shaddup. RevJack: not you Frday Geethree: hey friday all chickens and most unfledged psittacoids look remARKABLE LIKE sTANGKY lurch: It was my turn Friday-j: GGG - The most charming man on IRC has returned! TheCharlie: I'm over here... lurch: where? Signoff: Silver_bowler (Read error to Silver_bowler[204.49.131.90]: Connection reset by peer) Friday-j: GGG - Yes but the hair resemblance was a real shocker to me. Geethree: THANK YOU FRIDAY YOU ARE SO GRACIOUS...AS ALWAYS lurch: I'm also a client Friday-j: Oh oh - GGG has found the shift key again ofeelya: HAHAAH RevJack: Hullo GGG good to see ya again ofeelya: KEEP IT ON GGG Jovial: GGG thats a cool picture Geethree: caps lock actually shorty and after all I'm rollin' frappy and typing at the sametime ofeelya: I HAVE A NEW AND BIGGER HARD DRIVE. just hadda mention that. Geethree: jov glad you liked lurch: huzzah Zuckerhos (~dflync01@homer.louisville.edu) has joined channel #subgenius Zuckerhos: I HATE CALL WAITING! ofeelya: DAVE! Geethree: jack my man howareya??? Zuckerhos is now known as Zuckerhosen ofeelya: Disable with *70! lurch: Lederhose? Zuckerhosen Wait, this is fucked AGAIN. BRB. Friday-j: Any relation to the Zucker brothers? Signoff: Zuckerhosen (Leaving) ofeelya: Who dat? lurch: his hosen been hosen Friday-j: At the fair I also saw pig racing - great fun. Geethree: gaaawdamn di be de bigges' frappystick I evah roled mon,,phat! lurch: stock hog? RevJack: whew - too many windows open! Friday-j: Little tiny pigs, very cute. lurch: or Ham Am lurch: Livestock Cars Friday-j: The pigs leaped over the hurdles very gracefully - for pigs that is. lurch: wid fezzes? Geethree: fri: potbellied variety or just babypigs REDLINE (~anon@nts-50.calstatela.edu) has joined channel #SubGenius angela: Is Meg still here? TheCharlie: Livestock Car Races? RevJack: I can't do my pig ascii anymore - the server complains, I think ofeelya: Rot cheer Friday-j: GGG - Hybrid of pot-bellied pigs and some other kind - Florida Boar or Arkansaw razorback. TheCharlie: gimme an R ... lurch: Bacon %00 RevJack: Angela = Meg = Ofeelya Zuckerhosen (~dflync01@homer.louisville.edu) has joined channel #subgenius angela: Oh, okay Zuckerhosen HATES LINE NOISE!!!!!!!!111 Geethree: damn sounds tasteeee! RevJack: Angela - talk to her crazykey (crazykey@max1-45.sound.net) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: Tammy Faye Bacon was one competitor. lurch: don't use a bobber Zuckerhosen And CALL WAITING. angela: I forgot how to do private messages REDLINE: heya... RevJack: angela = "/query" Zuckerhosen Tammy Faye BACON? Oh god, remind me sometime to tell the story of the Vietnamese Potbellied Pigs and why Judge Wapner is a racist. lurch: type /msg nick RevJack: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Geethree: hey don't fergit the prez debates I KNOW we aLL WANT TO SEE THEM Zuckerhosen No, /msg Friday-j: GGG - The losing pigs were NOT eaten - instead they didn't get any Oreo cookies. But there was a pork stand right across the way ... Zuckerhosen What DOES query do? angela: Thanks.. Friday-j: I want to see the Brown/Nader debates! Zuckerhosen Yeah, i wanna see the brown/nader debates myself. Geethree: NOT EATING THE LOSING PIGS SHOWS THAT pc IS EVEN AT THE COUNTY FAIR Zuckerhosen Nader would KICK ASS, man. crazykey: test Agent_Wilco Cuck didn't understand Zuckerhosen Failed. Agent_Wilco er, Chuck Friday-j: Yeah, and there weren't any FREAK SHOWS this year - I was distressed. RevJack: [FAILED] REDLINE: ye got to kick a pig in the belly to get it off your cock... no joke ... some rednecks told me. ofeelya is now known as SomeBunny Geethree: PERILOUS AND PARLOUS TIME FRIDAY!!! TheCharlie: didn't understand??? Silver_bowler (rfrguy@204.49.131.105) has joined channel #subgenius Zuckerhosen Freak show.. that's the other album I have down here. lurch: hog humpin a rooster? Agent_Wilco Jesus made me fix my car! Jovial: SILVER Friday-j: No more 400-pound lady you pay to go in and see - now you see her walking down the midway! Zuckerhosen Jesus built my hotrod. REDLINE: chickens die Zuckerhosen Aw, now that's just plain mean. Jovial: I was gone went you sent that could you please send again? :) Agent_Wilco Jesus built my weightbench! Zuckerhosen But vinegar lasts forever. Silver_bowl but they die for *HIM* Jovial: Jesus fucked my ass Zuckerhosen Jesus STOLE my RAM! Jovial: yeeeowch! Zuckerhosen Jesus fucked my ram. Geethree: WILCO: ICEKNIFE AND i WROTE ANOTHER SCRIPT WHILE YOU WERE JACKING OFF A BUZZARD WITH A FISTFUL OF BARBES WIRE Agent_Wilco He did NOT, Jovial! Friday-j: Jesus made me post for him Silver_bowl jesus loves me Friday-j: jesus love me more Jovial: Umm your right he fucked my URETHRA! lurch: yes he do Zuckerhosen Jesus never gets me any HOT ACTION. Fuck him. Agent_Wilco G3: You could see me doing that? Silver_bowl anally,orally,vaginally.. REDLINE: ANYONE HERE SEEN KUPPAJOE???? Silver_bowl and with a flashlight lurch: Urethra Franklin TheCharlie: Jesus doesn't know who I am crazykey: everybody just forget about jesus Friday-j: Redline - I don't drink coffee. Agent_Wilco I'm a virgin in this ear, you know Geethree: WELL YOU HAD TO LEAVE ALL THOSE WINDOWS OPEN WILCO Silver_bowl forget about jesus??? lurch: Skul;lbubber lurch: skullbuggery Agent_Wilco g3: HA! Zuckerhosen Don't be a muslim, don't drink coffee. lurch: buns up Friday-j: Drink a glass of muslim instead Zuckerhosen Skullblubber. Geethree: BE A MANLY MAN DRINK BEER lurch: no pie allahmode Zuckerhosen Mmmm.. White Rhino Tea. Jovial has set the topic on channel #SubGenius to I WAS BUGGERED BY JESUS! crazykey: send jesus $30 and then forget about him! Agent_Wilco Muslim coffee. Alah you can drink Friday-j: BE A BEERY BEER DRINK MAN REDLINE: NO, REALLY, ANYONE HERE SEEN KUPPAJOE???? Silver_bowl ha Jovial: hehehehehe Zuckerhosen I don't drink beer. Geethree: HOW'D HE DO THAT?? Agent_Wilco Godd question Zuckerhosen REDLINE, SEE THAT CAPS LOCK KEY? PUSH IT. Friday-j: Jovial is Jehovah-1 in disguise. REDLINE: haha Geethree: MAN A DEERLY BEER DRINK Silver_bowl hehe lurch: Jehovac Agent_Wilco Jehovail SomeBunny: So that was when I decided that you must DIE. SomeBunny: Sorry wrong window! lurch: Jehovercraft CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_bowler replied CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_bowler replied Agent_Wilco Woo! Zuckerhosen Oh. I was wondering who was dying. SomeBunny: Thanks CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_bowler replied Friday-j: Is Stang dead yet? lurch: is fulla eels Jovial: Ok I am dead already Geethree: BOY THAT WAS CLOOOOSE!/ME DUCKS AS MORE SOUNDZ WHIZZ PAST Zuckerhosen Beats the hell out of me. I haven't even gotten my interim Stark Fist. Agent_Wilco I will now buy this tobacconist, it is scratched REDLINE: okay, he also goes by... Kett, Captain Cadaver, Captain Blackjack Scully... crazykey: Some French company has invented a modem that can download 4 million bits per second!!!! TheCharlie: noFri ... it's just his cologne. CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_bowler replied CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_bowler replied SomeBunny: None, Jack, None. Friday-j: TheCharlie - That explains a lot. lurch: Me ducks as more whiz sooms past crazykey: 100 x faster than a 288 Silver_bowl damn Friday-j: I am a duck taking a whiz Geethree: YEAH BUT YOU HAVE TO ASK IT TO DO IT IN fRENCH OR IT WON'T WORK Zuckerhosen Some people are saying people will never go for cable modems.. I say, "Are you fucking crazy? Look how fast they are.." Silver_bowl now thats kwik Zuckerhosen J'embrais mon chien suer la bouche! Agent_Wilco parely vous "Bob"? angela: brb Signoff: angela (Leaving) Zuckerhosen That's half a meg EVERY SECOND. Geethree: LE CANARD ENCHANEE Friday-j: barely vous "Bob" REDLINE: wilco? TheCharlie: Zuck... they're only fast now because nobody has them. Wait till everyone gets them and you'll be back to 2400 speeds... Agent_Wilco Yes? SomeBunny: I still have half crazykey: http://www.cnn.com/TECH/9610/04/faster.internet/index.html REDLINE: kETT! crazykey: is the modem story Silver_bowl later ya'll lurch: Half a meg Zuckerhosen I don't read modem stories. I wait until I can afford them. Geethree: BYEBOWLER Friday-j: Bye Bowler! lurch: I can't fucking get cable here Zuckerhosen Meg, you'd only take TWO SECONDS to download! |iCE-MaN| (~NuTz@a091.leba.net) has joined channel #SubGenius Agent_Wilco MY HEAD! lurch: meg REDLINE: IS THAT YOU kETT man SomeBunny: I'd be quick. THat's my nature though REDLINE: ??? SomeBunny: lurch Friday-j: How fast would a modem have to be to download all of SubSITE AT ONCE? lurch: you ain't gonna pass that one, are ye Zuckerhosen WhAt'S WiTh ThE cApS, iCE-MaN? Geethree: YA KNOW THOSE OPTICAL CABLE CONNECTS WOULD MAKE IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE SENSE OF ALL OF THIS SomeBunny is now known as MegaLiz Zuckerhosen See my head? My head. 24 big ones. 24 jizzers. Signoff: Silver_bowler (Read error to Silver_bowler[204.49.131.105]: Connection reset by peer) MegaLiz: YAH YAH Agent_Wilco WaReZ666 D00dz Friday-j: GGG - The cables that connect directly into your eyes? I dunno ... Zuckerhosen NOTHING would make sense of all this. Geethree: LIZ MY SWEET FREN' AN' OW ARE YEW?? TheCharlie: It would take more than a modem Friday... it would take ... a God! lurch: make cents of all of this Zuckerhosen Is ToRgO a WaReZ d00d? lurch: and you wouldn't have two bits Geethree: A GGGOD DID YOU SAY Zuckerhosen It would take more than a GOD. Friday-j: TheCharlie - A God? Hell, I'm sure I ahve one of those lying around here somewhere. MegaLiz: GGG: Guggenheim! Agent_Wilco y3ah! TheCharlie: only the immortals could handle the download Agent_Wilco er, y3aH lurch: let alone a byte to eat REDLINE has left channel #SubGenius Friday-j: Maybe if I dusted I'd find a God in here ... MegaLiz: Sneezy god! Geethree: I HAVE GOD BETA 7 IF ANYONE WANTS Zuckerhosen ThE mAsTeR wOuLd NoT aPpRoVe Of SoFtWaRe PiRaCy... lurch: Sleazygod Agent_Wilco nd grumpy god Friday-j: Didn't I fold one of those Gods flat and use it as a BOOKMARK? lurch: Horny Ghost Zuckerhosen Fuck god, give me SEX! Agent_Wilco lurch:ha! Geethree: I WIPED MY ARSE ON A COUPLE OF LESSER GODS Zuckerhosen I thought you only did that with corsages. TheCharlie: well, that would do it... lurch: Bood-ha! Zuckerhosen PW? MegaLiz wanders off to rub Jack FACE in his KEYBOARD......BRB Zuckerhosen Ic|Ncf Jovial: Why did I lose my ops? Friday-j: I think I stuffed a God into this hole in my sneaker to keep out the damp .. Zuckerhosen If you hear "The Eyes of Bodhidharma" on the radio, KILL IT. Agent_Wilco Where'd you see 'em last? Jovial: hehe uh thanks Friday-j: Kill the radio or the song? Geethree OPENS ANOTHER BERER AND ROLLS AN EVEN BIGGER FROPCIG Jovial: hahaha funny wheeze Agent_Wilco BOTH! Geethree: WE BE JAMMIN MON Zuckerhosen Kill the radio. a?~-tThe song can neG)?ver die. Zuckerhosen Line noise can never die either, I guess. Geethree: EYRI I Friday-j: GGG - Those berer can be bad for you if you don't drink them you know. Zuckerhosen Kyrie? lurch: elayson |iCE-MaN| has left channel #SubGenius Zuckerhosen Wait, I think I'll put on WOZZECK after Freakshow.. Agent_Wilco Salimah lurch: dominic go friskem Geethree: DAM FINO MAN FRIDAY: JAH BE WANTIN' YOU TO DRINK LIKE 'E BE WANTIN' YOU TO FLY Zuckerhosen Iceman probably got pissed when nobody offered him WAREZ. Agent_Wilco Hey, WaReZ is what irc is all about D00d Geethree: MAYBE ICEMAN WAS UNAWAREZ Zuckerhosen WaReZ and n00d g1fz. Friday-j: GGG - If Jah wanted me to fly he wouldn't have made me so hypersensitive to drugs that even aspirin make me psychotic Agent_Wilco (rimshot) Zuckerhosen and CyBERSEX. lurch: bit on his big red bearaz Agent_Wilco The Black Thing! Zuckerhosen I have TWO BLACK THINGS now. Friday-j: Over by the Acid Pool! TheCharlie: it'd be really cheap to slip you a mickety, huh? Zuckerhosen One for my left pocket, and one for my right. Zuckerhosen ^]5>dX Agent_Wilco Running in parallel? Geethree: JAH DO WANT YOU TO FLY, FRI YOU HAVE TO HAVE FAIT' IN DE GOOD OF DE JAH Zuckerhosen I thought drugs were SUPPOSED to make you psychotic. lurch: two drop of visine lurch: ina tom collins TheCharlie: only the good ones Friday-j: GGG - Is that why Jah gave me this miserable head cold? LilOne (~abcdefg@ppp063.nettally.com) has joined channel #subgenius TheCharlie: lurch... you can clean up... Agent_Wilco lil one Friday-j: LilOne!!! Zuckerhosen Why are we talking like rastamen all of a sudden? lurch: I got some miserable cold head Agent_Wilco hey there Geethree: THE BEST ONES MAKE YOU PSYCHOTIC THE OTHERS JUST BORE YOU LilOne: FRIDAY! LilOne: LURCH! lurch: the bitch uis dead lurch: is LilOne: JACK! lurch: LIL!!! LilOne: WILCO lurch: not you LilOne waves to everybody! Friday-j: Problem is, I'm so sensitive to drugs that I'll take one sip of the Mickey Finn, taste them, and rip your guts out with my bare hands Agent_Wilco hey lilone Friday-j waves back MegaLiz: Jack is not actually HERE. Zuckerhosen Wozzeck.. then maybe some Floyd.. or Apocrypha.. LilOne: Wilco, heard from Creamo lately? TheCharlie: oooh.. Friday... talk to me! Zuckerhosen Oh, I thought you were just being mean to him. Jovial: Heya LIL ONE! Agent_Wilco Yep! MegaLiz: I hope you don't mind that I fed him to the cat... Geethree: FRIDAY; IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT BEEN WORSHIPPIN' AT THE DE PIP DAT IS ALWAYS LIGHT IN THE EYE OF DOBBS RASTAFARI Agent_Wilco Thursady I called him. He lives Friday-j: TheCharli - Imagine my cold bare hands sinking deep into your liver, parting it lobe from lobe lurch: Hail Hienie Selaasssie MegaLiz: None of you were too fond of Jack, were you? LilOne: thank bobness for that, wilco Zuckerhosen Brian was, Meg. crazykey: Bob Rulez LilOne: Jack is okay Agent_Wilco Lil: Stlll looking for gainful employment Friday-j: GGG - I can't afford such things as pipes, let alone their expensive contents. TheCharlie: Friday... watm your hands first ... please? MegaLiz: Sorry Brian!! Zuckerhosen He's in bed now. LilOne: Wilco: you're kidding Agent_Wilco lil:nope Friday-j: The Charlie - Watm hands? That's TOO SICK for me! Zuckerhosen You'll have to apologize to him tomorrow. Agent_Wilco lil: he's got some leads though TheCharlie: ayuh.. I can type... RevJack (revjack@dialin3.annex4.radix.net) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: TheCharli - It's the contrast between my icy flesh and your hot, steaming innards that I desire. RevJack: well damn ljduchez (ljduchez@shell.en.com) has joined channel #subgenius Zuckerhosen Jocko! ljduchez: Hi kids! MegaLiz: I'll start an apology counter, shall I? Agent_Wilco Jack's back Zuckerhosen Lewis! LilOne: Wilco: nothing with the Health Dept? Agent_Wilco Hey Lou! RevJack: hey lou MegaLiz: Louchez! Zuckerhosen Wanking Lizard was pretty good.. lurch: All real ingredients LilOne: Hi Lou TheCharlie: Lou!! ljduchez: BBQ ... izzat you? Zuckerhosen I should have it on ROAST BEEF, though. Agent_Wilco Lil: No, he said Fuck 'emm Geethree: ALL JAHR DOBBS WANTS IS FOR YOU TO FLY FRIDAY, BREAK LOOSE THE SURLY BONDS OF EART' FLY YOU HIGH ABOVE DA MOTHER AND SEE THE GOODNESS OF THOSE THAT ARE REVERED IN THE EYES OF JAH Zuckerhosen Yeah, I never call myself the same thing for more than a few hours at a time. ljduchez: Hey Meg, Jack, P-Lil, Agent. lurch: lolou Geethree: LOLOU LilOne: Wilco: you mean they didn't want him or nothing is available at this moment lurch: beatchoo ljduchez: Hey Lurch, GeeCubed, Friday. Zuckerhosen Hey, the bonds of earth aren't surly, they're just teasing. Geethree: BIGLURCHIN'DEALFUCK! Friday-j: GGG - Do you think jumping from a high building might help? Friday-j: Lou! lurch: member all those NASA jokes? Agent_Wilco nope, he just said fuck 'em. Nothing available and if there was, still no MegaLiz: JACK HAS QUEERED MY QUERIES!!!!! Geethree: DEPENDS WHAT DRUGS YOU'RE ON FRI MegaLiz: Thanks HONEY!!!! Zuckerhosen Quuered your queries? Agent_Wilco lurch: bless you Friday-j: SOMEONE HAS FEERED MY FAIRIES! RevJack: anytime toots MegaLiz: Yah. LilOne: DRUGS! I just love drugs TheCharlie: he pied her type ljduchez: Tip for the day: garlic bread makes for a superior hamburger bun. MMMMM Friday-j: GGG - But all drugs just make me sick and miserable. ljduchez: Charlie! Geethree: BETTER THAN PIEING HER ARSE Agent_Wilco lou: BBQ sauce on the side RevJack: I'm *trying* to *help* her, if she would just HOLD STILL TheCharlie: TheCharliest of all Charlies ... MegaLiz: He checked the box and BLAMMO. Everything Fonky! Zuckerhosen I don't know any drug dealers. ljduchez: The BBQ sauce was on there too ... LilOne ate at Sonny's and now has heartburn Geethree: YOU TAKIN' DE RONG DRUGS FRIDAY ljduchez is now known as Schleimei Modemac (Modemac@180.cambridge-2.ma.dial-access.att.net) has joined channel #subgenius lurch: Box went balmmO? lurch: blammo Agent_Wilco Sonny is a bad bad man Friday-j: GGG - Any suggestions for an altered state neophyte? RevJack: Yo Modemac LilOne wants to rip out her stomach, tear it to shreds and hand pieces for her fellow subg's Friday-j: MODEMAC! Schleimei: Modemac! Zuckerhosen Pot just makes me sleepy, though. Schleimei is now known as ljduchez Geethree: BANISTERIA CAAPI Friday-j: LilOne - You're so romantic when you talk that way. Show me your navel. lurch: modeymac? TheCharlie: Lou .. get elephant garlic, snip the ends, place it in the oven till it's soft and spread the goo over the bread MegaLiz: Mode!!! RevJack changes the Topic to: "Indie Music Sucks" lurch: lo mode! Agent_Wilco Lil: DO IT! crazykey wants nndmt Zuckerhosen Some indie music sucks. Some indie music is GOOD. lurch: Hog Races Friday-j: GGG - I think my landlord would notice if I started smoking his banisters. LilOne: pot makes me horny and hungry---same difference Modemac: Okay, where do we go to trade our kiddie porn pics? TheCharlie: pot makes me stupid. Geethree: WOOOO LOOKA DAT TYPEFACE SCRAWL WHIZZ ACROSS DA SCREEN, DA POWER OF JAH IS EVVERYWHERE Zuckerhosen Vb RevJack: I'm just trying to annoy everyone, once. ljduchez: Friday -- don't do Conspiracy drugs. Focus on accessing your mental machinery without relying on outside help. That's just my theory ... MegaLiz has set the topic on channel #SubGenius to How Much is that Savior in the Meadow? Modemac: Friday! <smooch> Zuckerhosen I'm on Conspiracy Drugs. 40MG prozac every day. Agent_Wilco Pot makes me paranoid. But you all knew that already, didn't yuo? DIDN'T YOU? Geethree: RIGHT FRIDAY ONLY DOBBS APPROVED DRUGS GET YOU HIGH lurch: BRB Zuckerhosen But I like it anyway. LilOne: no, wilco, no, no, no we didn't Friday-j: Lou - Much appreciated. It's just these SubDips would love to see me stoned and puking, and keep talking about it endlessly. MegaLiz: Wilco: HAAHHAH lurch is now known as lurchaway ljduchez: Sugerdrawers: that's different. Zuckerhosen ^???<} crazykey: hehehe Friday-j: GGG - So next time Stang offers me a little stomething, I should accept?? TheCharlie: pot makes me forget stuff like Zuckerhosen It's a mind altering drug. Agent_Wilco Liz: What do you mean by that? Geethree: SUGAH DAHUHS??? ljduchez: Friday, if they expect you to take drugs, then they're no different from the drobes in high school who expect you to be cool their way. Neener, Tarla, all of them. MegaLiz: Nuthin Wilco HONEST AN TRUE RevJack: lol = Lots of Looters Zuckerhosen Lou knows German. Friday-j: Lou - Thanks for being on my side. Zuckerhosen How about loh? Agent_Wilco Liz: Do you KNOW something? Friday-j: Lots Of Hosers? Modemac: Lou: But I LIKE chocolate! If someone offers me chocolate, I ain't gonna refuse. Zuckerhosen Aside from the prozac, I don't do drugs. lurchaway: I know a german Zuckerhosen Lots of hooters. ljduchez: Zucker -- you are taking a chemical to correct a preexisting inferior condition. RevJack: Wilco - she knows all about you! Geethree: LOU IS GERMAN AND USES A ANEMA TO INJECT OXYGEN COMPOUNDS INTO HIS SYSTEM lurchaway is now known as lurch RevJack: EVERYTHING! crazykey: hehehe ld MegaLiz: Nono Wilco I dont' know anything about your "collection" OOPS... Agent_Wilco Shit! Zuckerhosen I'd rather just crank of Captain Beefheart REAL LOUD. lurch: id rather rip a beerfart Agent_Wilco SHIT! lurch: real loud Geethree: OH YOU'RE ALLJUST A PACK OF CARDS MegaLiz: Wilco is not a pervert, everybody! RIGHT!?!?? ljduchez: Modemac -- If you want chocolate, than eat it. But don't eat it just to fit in, like these SubGenius PINK BOYS would have you do. LilOne cleans up wilco's shit Friday-j: GGG - I don't know if they were sugar dahuhs - they were little black pills with a 'B' on one side and a skull-and-crossbones on the other. Agent_Wilco I'll brb, going to eat the stash Geethree LOOKS FOR A WAY OUT OF THE RABBITHOLE RevJack: good one GGG - lol Zuckerhosen Yeah, that's true, it's a MEDICAL PROBLEM I'm dealing with.. Modemac: If I eat too much chocolate I won'tr be able to fit into anything, such as my clothes. MegaLiz: GGG: We're painting you red Friday-j wishes she could eat chocolate, but she's fasting Agent_Wilco is now known as WilcoAFK ljduchez: It's like when Captain America gave up the Super Soldier Serum for a while. He likened it, incorrectly I think, to drug use. Zuckerhosen GGG- you're stuck! You'll have to go a few weeks before you thin up enough for us to pull you out. Modemac: But nonetheless, i eat chocolate because I LIKE it. ljduchez: Because YOU like it. That is key. MegaLiz: My computer is fasting nicely, Thanks to Lou! Zuckerhosen Why areyou fasting, Friday? lurch: been slowing down Friday-j: Zuckerhosen - I fast three months of the year for recreational purposes. And to lose weight MegaLiz: Friday only eats on Friday Geethree THANKS HOIS STARS(AND dOBBS) THAT HE REQUIRES NO MEDICATION OTHER THAN FROP AND HE ONLY SMOKES THAT SO THAT OTHERS MAY LIVELI ljduchez: Friday, hit my Web page. You'll see that it's possible to trance-spout without having to pump shit into your system. I can turn it on and shut it off at will. There's value in that. Friday-j: I pile all the food on my stomach Zuckerhosen You mean you eat NOTHING for three months? MegaLiz: Friday is her perfect weight. Modemac: In fact, the snack machine at work has a little mistake. The "King Size" Snickers bar that the machine usually sells for 95 cents (overpriced) will let you get it for 60 cents. Still overpriced for a regular candy bar, but good for a so-called "king size." MegaLiz: In KG Geethree: MASN ljduchez: Friday -- drink LOTS of water. That'll put your body into a non-storage mode. And for the record, I think you look mighty fine as is. Modemac: Of course, the "king size" bar today are what used to sell for a NICKEL 40 years ago... Geethree: I'S HAVIN A FRAPPY GASM lurch: I don't eat during the three months i SLEEP Friday-j: Zuckerhosen - No, I tried that and my digestive system shut down completely. Painful restarting it. I eat one cup of oatmeal & 1 cup of milk a day. lurch: eight hours at a time Friday-j: MegaLiz - I am about 30 pounds over my ideal weight - it's just distributed very pleasingly. MegaLiz: You should alternate. Feast and Famine. Geethree: I JUST HAD A TEN OUNCE SIRLOIN STEAK Modemac: And Friday: I would have smooched you >in person< yesterday, but you seemed awfully busy handling all of those people lining up to buy "Twister." Zuckerblut (~dflync01@homer.louisville.edu) has joined channel #subgenius Zuckerblut: I HATE LINE NOISE Friday-j: Lou - I already drink close to a gallon of fluid a day. MegaLiz: Ideal SCHMIDEAL ljduchez: Friday -- you look fine. Your *ideal* weat is the one you've got. Zuckerblut: I drink a lot of water. MegaLiz: You look great! ljduchez: "Weight". D'ohh! lurch: let yer car break down in the country I live in Zuckerblut: And I am at my ideal weight. Pot belly or no. ljduchez is now known as Zuckerfus Friday-j: Modemac - That was my clone, Jones4. Zuckerblut: What's a fus? Zuckerfus is now known as ljduchez Modemac: Heh. Zuckerblut: LINE NOISE! ljduchez: 'Twas supposed to be "Zuckerfuss": Sugar Foot. Zuckerblut: Oh, yeah. Zuckerblut is now known as Zuckerbein MegaLiz is now known as SourPuss SourPuss: AH. That's better! Friday-j: I weight one Friday in weight, plus thirty pounds. What I'd ideally like to look like is Stang, but I guess that's not possible for someone with my skeleton. Geethree: WOT'S IT LOOK LIKE THIS LINE NOISE OF WHICH YOU HAVE SPOKEN THESE MANY TIMES O BROTHER zUCK lurch is now known as snotnose RevJack is now known as SourBalls snotnose: LOL Modemac: Not to mention you'd have to grow several penii, Friday... Friday-j: Modemac - Oh that's EASY! Geethree: GUESS YOU NEVER KNEW STANG WHEN HE WAS FAT HEY FRI Zuckerbein: I'm 5'10", small boned, and 200 pounds. But my weight is PERFECT, because I like it. snotnose is now known as sourhosen Friday-j: GGG - I mean I'd like to look the way Stang does now. But about two feet taller. Zuckerbein: I LIKE jiggling. Geethree: SO WOULD STANG! SourPuss: I'm too tall for my weight is all.. LilOne: who wants to hear the funniest wav file of all?! Friday-j: Stang did not look nice plump. Too sheepish. He is now much more FRIGHTENING. Zuckerbein: Not me! Not me! Geethree: ME LIL LilOne: called duckjob and it's funny as hell! ljduchez: Lil: did the stuff ever come? Zuckerbein: It's almost like having my very own Bouncing Bump. Modemac: Now that stang's Bump has been excised and taken on a life of its own, we must now worship his Battle Scar. LilOne: what stuff, lou SourPuss: HEY! Louchez - is your stinky butt portrait really lup on subsite? Friday-j: GGG - You'll know me on the saucers - I'll be the eight-foot-tall guy, coal-black, who doesn't talk to anyone. SourPuss: Friday is DA MAN ljduchez: I sent it to Stang and told him to decide whether to include it. I just might put it on my page as the only graphic, under the "Goofy Schtick" banner ... SourPuss: That's GREAT. Argon was so pleased! ljduchez: I put a whole bunch of my semi-surreal stories on my page too. Zuckerbein: Talk? Who needs to talk? We'll all communicate TELEKINETICALLY through our DICKS.. Friday-j: Modemac - I hate to break it to you like this, but STANG DIED. The Bump was saved and is being pumped full of growth hormones - will take his place soon. SourPuss: I thought he mighta been hallucinating sourhosen: no dick talk RevJack: NO DICK TALK LilOne: thanks, gee Friday-j: DICK NO TALK sourhosen: owemeabeer SourPuss: NO DICK TALKING LilOne: no dick talk LilOne: talk, no dick SourPuss: NO DICK WALKING EITHER sourhosen: see dick talk RevJack: HI LilOne! crazykey: Oh my God, Dole is on Acid!!! Zuckerbein: SEE NO DICK, HEAR NO DICK, SPEAK NO DICK sourhosen: Dead Dick Walkinmg SourPuss: No LEASHES wink, wink RevJack: *** LilOne is now known as Dimples Friday-j: What is the sound of one dick dicking? sourhosen: Wlakies! Zuckerbein: No leashes? No dicks on a leash? sourhosen: Walkies LilOne is now known as Dimples Geethree: friday: the bump was given a Lebanese passport (Maronite Issue) and pensioned off to Roatan Island in Hoduras SourPuss: No dick SCHTICKING SourPuss: So there. Zuckerbein: My dick sticks to anything. Friday-j: GGG - Damn, and I lost my passport when I threw out all those old Gods of mine! sourhosen: No Dick Nixing Zuckerbein: I think the bump should take over the rule of Israel. sourhosen: Wud about Nettin Yahoo Geethree: that'll teach you...remember fri "HEDGE YOUR BETS!" Zuckerbein: "ARAFAT IN SUMMIT WITH BUMP" Friday-j: The bump was always much handsomer than the man it was attached to. sourhosen: he be pizzed Zuckerbein: Fuck Netanyahu. He's the Margaret Thatcher of Israel. Friday-j: GGG - I did. But I lost my other two passports when I dug out the hedge. Signoff: TheCharlie (Write error to TheCharlie[nj005a-054.cybernex.net], closing link) sourhosen: You fuck him SourPuss: Yahoo! Ack, give em a yoohoo. that'll do it. sourhosen: Get Testa to Fuck his schnoz Geethree: you can say that again, but then his dandruff always had more charm than Ivana Zuckerbein: That was RHETORICAL. ljduchez: Hey, there's a presidential debate on. Anyone want to watch it and see where the candidates stand? Friday-j: I'm not gonna fuck him, YOU fuck him! Zuckerbein: I'll fuck anyone RHETORICALLY. RevJack gets all rhetorical crazykey: I think Dole is on Acid! Zuckerbein: On the same platform. No wonder Dole fell off that podium, Clinton was taking up all the room. Friday-j: GGG - I think all his so-called "sex appeal" is just the smell of someone else clinging to his gnarled hands. sourhosen: I'll use my vole pole ljduchez: Sugar Legs: how do I do long nicknames? /nick? SourPuss contemplates a debate Modemac: Lou: That's easy. "Vote for me because I can call the other guy dirty names." Zuckerbein: Lou: /quote nick. Zuckerbein is now known as Zuckerfleisch sourhosen: Keep yer eyes on the pyramid Zuckerfleis Whoops. Friday-j: Let's melt Dole in acid! RevJack: he hey sugarlips sourhosen: In syrup Dimples: dole sucks pineapple juice sourhosen: Heavy Doody ljduchez is now known as DerPelzige Geethree: stang has the ability to pretend that he's disinterested, which no woman can resist...and he's SOOOOO HORNY ALLO THE TIME IT'S PATHETIC SourPuss wonders if all these little letter will still be alive when she returns from THE OTHER PLACE... crazykey: JR Bob Dobbs just ran across the back of the stage real fast! Zuckerfleisch is now known as Zuckerschwanz Zuckerschwa Is Schwanz talk OK? sourhosen: with a big red sourhosen: bare ass Friday-j: GGG - He's never acted disinterested around ME - it's kinda embarassing, like having a little dog humping your leg ... Geethree CHOOSES A NEW PERSONALITY FROM THE BOX Modemac: What, you mean he streaked the debate, the way he streaked the Oscars a few years back? RevJack is now known as Das_Butt sourhosen: meater hosen Friday-j shoots, misses Dobbs sourhosen is now known as lurch Geethree: THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S SCARTED OF YOU FRIDAY...HE WANT'S YOU TO THINK HE'S HOT FOR YOU SO YOU'LL REJECT HIM RevJack: "Singing Shorts" crazykey: Clinton wants every 12 year old to log onto the 'net!! DerPelzige: Remember, "Herr" is a strong noun. Someday, one of you will benefit from that knowledge ... CTCP SOUND fartbuny.wav from Dimples replied Zuckerschwa ONE MILLION BRIANS! Friday-j: GGG - So if I submit, he'll run away? Cool! Zuckerschwa What's a "Pelzige"? DerPelzige: I wager four million quatloos on Friday. CTCP SOUND fartbuny.wav from Dimples replied Friday-j: I offer paga to GGG Dimples: hahahahaha DerPelzige: Der Pelzige = The Furry One. Pelz -> pelt Modemac: Hell, *I* want every 12 year old to log onto the Net. RevJack: Dimples - she's on the can Geethree: NAH HE'LL DO IT BUT THEN HE'LL FEEL SO MUCH REMORSE HE'LL BE SILLYPUTTY IN YER HANDS Friday-j: How many quatloos is the Bump worth? cuthulu (cuthulu@rlabs.com) has joined channel #subgenius cuthulu: hello lurch: Lo Cuth Zuckerschwa Paga? The side project of Magma? crazykey: Dole is tripping!!! RevJack: greetingz, O elder gawd! Friday-j: GGG - I like a man who melts in my mouth AND in my hands cuthulu: my but you all look emminently fuckable tonite Zuckerschwa I want every 20 year old to log onto the net and start propositioning me. Zuckerschwa I ALWAYS look fuckable. Friday-j: Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fthagn! Geethree: I BID ONE THIRD OF STANG'S SOUL FOR THAT BUMP RevJack: you don't look so bad yersself cuthulu Zuckerschwa What the hell does fthagn mean, anyway? lurch: I fuck lunchables DerPelzige: I can imagine Dole peeling off his face, like in "V" ... Dimples is now known as LilOne lurch: an aigplants Friday-j: Zukcer - Means "is sleeping" Geethree: I LUNCH FUCKABLES cuthulu: donal fthagn was in Steely Dan RevJack: fthagn = "lunch" LilOne: forrest gu-ump is on Zuckerschwa Which, appropriately enough, was a DILDO. crazykey: Dole just said "your word is your Bob!" RevJack: I saw them in concert Zuckerschwa Fuckables are good lunch. Friday-j: GGG - Naw all bids must be over $50. lurch: hot pockets Zuckerschwa Steely Dan were the ultimate STUDIO BAND. RevJack: pack 'em every day Zuckerschwa Which makes me wonder why people collect LIVE BOOTLEGS of them. Friday-j: Lean pockets are tighter though. RevJack: they were better in concert Geethree: HEY THAT SOUL IS WORTH ALMOST AS MUCH AS BILL GATES'S RIGHT NUT SourPuss: Neato burritos! Zuckerschwa And I can never find any DOCTOR NERVE bootlegs. LilOne: I once saw a guy fuck a hot pocket crazykey: hehehe lurch: encha lottas Zuckerschwa Oooh.. I can't take burritos.. any mexican just kills my digestive system.. Friday-j: GGG - Hmmm ... I'm still not convinced it's worth over $50, esp[ecially since you're only bidding a third. RevJack: Pix, Dimples? SourPuss: Incha Lotteries! RevJack: I mean LilOn RevJack: e RevJack: shi LilOne: you want a pic of me, Jack? RevJack: t Zuckerschwa I'd rather have BREAD than pockets.. I really like BREAD. Zuckerschwa 1?a{ RevJack: Got one, Lil! cuthulu: who would want a bump? I want the whole skull. Friday-j: I'd rather have oatmeal. RevJack: YOu got great dimples! DerPelzige: I gotta toss some clothes into the dryer. Everyone stop talking until I get back. Geethree: BRB...GOTTA CHECK SOUL REPOSITORY Zuckerschwa Oatmeal? Too bland.. and designed to suppress the sexual appetite.. NO WAY. Friday-j: I plan on acquiring the skull and mounting the bump in the dent in the forehead. SourPuss: brb gotta get my rifle! cuthulu: you gotta kick some ass at the ballgame LilOne: yes and Rogue has some on his butt-coks lurch: Nuthin is beter fo thee than me LilOne: ocks too Friday-j: Zucker - I think you must be eating the WRONG OATMEAL. Zuckerschwa I must have some more WATER.. I'm trying to osmosticize. lurch: Yeah RevJack: Rogue...? LilOne: damn, can't spell worth shit tonight cuthulu: brb Signoff: cuthulu (Leaving) lurch: them quackers got plennuy o poon LilOne: Rogue = boyfriend, lover, love of my life, the one who's ground I worship WilcoAFK: Lil: Good lord what are you sending me? Jovial: I have to relieve myself RevJack: it's w-o-r-t-h s-h-i-t Lurch lurch: Nixon was a quacker LilOne: Wilco: a file that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter WilcoAFK: ah! SourPuss: I could worship grinding, Lil LilOne: brb WilcoAFK is now known as Agent_Wilco LilOne: hehe cuthulu (cuthulu@rlabs.com) has joined channel #subgenius Zuckerschwa Oatmeal is lumpy and tepidly warm. How is THAT supposed to get me hot? DerPelzige: Phooey. God damn mother fucking cock sucking phooey. "Unbalanced load". RevJack: anyone have the Marina Siritis videos? Agent_Wilco hey Cuthulu lurch: comes in a tube lurch: what more you want Zuckerschwa OK, give me the funny funny wav. Friday-j: Zucker - I like my oatmeal steaming hot and slathered with honey - and it hasn't depressed my sex drive any. Agent_Wilco I'll send it to you when I get it Zuckerschwa Mmm.. Honey's too thick for my MOUTH.. Agent_Wilco It's SLOOOWW Geethree: BAAAACK1 RevJack thinks Winona is cuter, definately Zuckerschwa I like BREAD and BUTTER Friday-j: Stick sweet honey ALL OVER ME in the morning. lurch: pleez sir, kin I have some more Geethree: HEY WHO'S HONEYMOUTH IS THAT Friday-j: HEY WHOSE HONEYPOT IS THAT lurch: Bee Poop Zuckerschwa OK, honey for the REST OF THE BODY, but the HEAD.. no. Geethree FIRES UP YET ANOTHER SPLIFF lurch: bad lurch: ugly Friday-j: Zucker - Why don't you like honey? crazykey: Dole just said "everybodys working harder and HIGHER" RevJack: DAMMIT GGG YOU'RE TORTURING ME SourPuss: Lather up with honey and run around the yard! SourPuss: I like my honey petulant! Friday-j: RevJack - You call THAT torture? HAHAHAHAAAA! Geethree: JACK JAH WANTS YOU TO BE 'IGH MON lurch: Stick to yer ribs Zuckerschwa Too viscous. Reduces the amount of saliva I get. Makes me feel like I have a bowling ball in my stomach. Zuckerschwa I don't LIKE having stuff stuck to my ribs. cuthulu: hey rastaman, hey what you say lurch: Mines missing DerPelzige: Zuckerschwanz has ropey spit! cuthulu: give us some of your sense Friday-j: Zucker - Maybe you should try ehating the honey first - makes it more liquid. RevJack: GGG - Jah needs to send me some fucking FROP FIRST Geethree: GAWGRAMM I'VE HAVING PRELIFE NOTFLASHES Friday-j: heating the honey Zuckerschwa What's wrong with ropy spit? lurch: royal jelly cuthulu: Zuckerschwanz is a Kentucky Colonel Zuckerschwa I don't HATE honey.. I just don't eat it. lurch: Prince Cheese Friday-j: GGG - NOW I remember why I didn't take those pills! I looked at Stang and said "What, I should end up like you?" Zuckerschwa Hot honey? No, hot food sticks to my ribs EVEN MORE. RevJack: ropy spit is grotendous Zuckerschwa Creamed spinach, I like cQTHAT.. Agent_Wilco Honey bunches of Goats cuthulu: i like traffic lights DerPelzige: Lou skedaddle but come back soon. Bamber. Zuckerschwa Come on, a footlong flying strand is a thing of beauty. SourPuss: Ropy spit has REAL INGREDIENTS Zuckerschwa Bis Spaeter, Lou! Friday-j: Hot honey on oatmeal ... mmmmmm ... Wish I could eat some now but my next feeding isn't for 12 hours or so. Signoff: DerPelzige (Leaving) Geethree: ASK AND YOU RECEIVE MON Friday-j: Ropy spit might be good for capturing spittlebugs. Jovial: I gotta pic of connie dobbs naked cuthulu: let's talk about lou behind his back Zuckerschwa What else is new? Friday-j: Jovail - I got a pic of her CLOTHED! RevJack: GGG kick the damn thing cuthulu: Jovial: send it! Modemac: A-HA! At last! I found a Web page with information about Minuet. SourPuss: Ropy spit is good for slow cooking Zuckerschwa Oh my GOD! Friday, how'd you get a hold of THAT? Friday-j: Ropy is better than stringy Agent_Wilco Spit on the griddle Zuckerschwa Exactly.. Strings break too easily. Friday-j: Zucker - I snuck up on her while she thought she was alone, and used an infrared camera. Geethree: jack here it cumz RevJack: GGG - okay, seems to be working now UncleBear (~torque@s10.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #subgenius Zuckerschwa Wow! Talk about FORTITUDE.. Friday-j: CONNIE DOBBS WEARS CLOTHES IN HER CLOSET WHEN SHE THINKS NOBODY'S LOOKING RevJack: oh god SourPuss: Uncle BEAR! RevJack: yo Bear crazykey: Dole just said "we had a program that provided drugs" Agent_Wilco heya bear UncleBear: Howdy y'all! Friday-j: The bear is here! Hide the honey! RevJack scratches Uncle Bear behind the ears cuthulu is a bear lover SourPuss: I seee a bad mood arisin' Geethree: damn me this roach is bigger than any of stang's dicks you all Zuckerschwa Baer! Friday-j watches in horror as the bear tears her arm out of its socket - then gently replaces it Agent_Wilco I'M VOTING REPUBLICAN! UncleBear gives everyone a big o' bearhug! Zuckerschwa I thoug1?m?ht bears were hairy gay guys. cuthulu: i'm voting Democrat LilOne: hi Uncle Friday-j: GGG - You must need a microscope to see it! Agent_Wilco haha! RevJack: MMPH CNT BRTH NCL BR Modemac: I've no objections to that. Carefully applied clothing (or lack thereof) is far more erotic than mere nudity. Zuckerschwa I'm voting green. Because Nader has the good sense NOT TO WASTE HIS MONEY ON THIS STUFF. P-Lil (mitchell@198.185.2.144) has joined channel #subgenius SourPuss: PLIL! Friday-j: Modemac - Agreed. Zuckerschwa Plil! Zuckerschwa Pill! P-Lil: Evening... ugh. Friday-j: PLIL! Signoff: lurch (Read error to lurch[user-168-121-24-156.dialup.mindspring.com]: Connection reset by peer) Agent_Wilco Hey P-lil RevJack: Festus! ...I mean...P-Lil! Geethree: hey plil well come dobbsnaggit cuthulu: try again Jovial SourPuss: The real craziness should ensue right about HERE Friday-j: P-Lil - How are you doing? Zuckerschwa Cunt breath nicole bear, jack? SourPuss is now known as MegaLiz UncleBear: i'm not a hairy gay guy, I'm grizzly Geethree: we be frappin mon Modemac: So don't wear that gorilla suit in my presence again, Friday - I won't be able to control myself. P-Lil: Me doan feel too good. Agent_Wilco HEAL! Friday-j: Modeamc - What about the pangolin costume with the tassles? Is that bad too? P-Lil lays down on the sofa with a tall glass of juice Jovial: KNEAL Geethree: HEEEL lurch (~lurch@user-168-121-24-156.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined channel #subgenius Zuckerschwa And good god, if you DO wear the gorilla suit, don't wear the DIVING HELMET with it.. MegaLiz: LURCH!!!!!!!! Signoff: cuthulu (Read error to cuthulu[rlabs.com]: EOF from client) Geethree: WHEEEEEL lurch: MEG!!!! Jovial: Hmm I think its broke lurch: o fire Friday-j: Should I remove the bubble machine too? Agent_Wilco loich Master_Death (Vladimir@slip9.relex.com) has joined channel #SubGenius UncleBear: Yo lurch! MegaLiz: We're having some kinda roulette, huh? Jovial: Ill getcha some other dat cuthulu lurch: Bear Modemac: Friday: Awful! I'll probably leap on you and bone you right in the middle of a crowd of onlookers if you wear that. cuthulu (cuthulu@rlabs.com) has joined channel #subgenius Agent_Wilco Master_death? Zuckerschwa Oh god.. ANYTHING but the Billion Bubble machine.. MegaLiz: brb cuthulu: okay jovial try now Zuckerschwa to??^G cuthulu slaps Zuckerschwanz around a bit with a large trout Friday-j: P-Lil - Do you have a head cold like I do? Here, try on this diving helmet. LilOne: whoever I sent the duckjob.wav to, one of you guys timed out. it's not wilco or gee Zuckerschwa Trouts? I can live with trouts. Zuckerschwa OK, send duckjob. Geethree: WELL I GOTTA DAMNED WELL ADMIT THAT ...ER...ER WELL i GOTTA ADMIT WHATEVER THE HELL IT WAS Zuckerschwa j1?4} Modemac: BOW DOWN one and all and WORSHIP THE BILLION BUBBLE MACHINE!!! LilOne slaps Zuckerschwanz around a bit with a large trout UncleBear is now known as Scruffy Friday-j: Modemac - Hmmm ... pangolin outfit ... crowd of onlookers ... SOUNDS GOOD TO ME! Master_Death takes out his Shotgun and tells Zuckerschwanz you got 10 seconds to run Master_Death Zuckerschwanz 10 Master_Death Zuckerschwanz 1 Master_Death pulls out the shotgun and blows Zuckerschwanz 's head off.. Agent_Wilco how many people are sending this to? THAT'S why it's taking a year! lurch: Billion Bubble March P-Lil: Friday: No, stomach bug. Made worse by last night's partying. Scruffy: MegaLiz, what's the purpose of this group? Zuckerschwanz runs LilOne: just 3 cuthulu: i've started a newgrass band called the Delius Cowboys Master_Deat independence(n.): a being independent; freedom from the influence or control of others | day(n.): a time of power, glory, etc. cuthulu: anyone want to see the album cover? Scruffy is now known as Gruffy Geethree SMACK MASTER DEATH ABOUT SMARTLY Friday-j: P-Lil - Poor dear P-Lil. I hope you feel better soon. lurch: Fudgepackers In Disguise Zuckerschwa New Grass Revival? Geethree: EASY LADDY Agent_Wilco Liz: Ha! Master_Deat independence(n.): a being independent; freedom from the influence or control of others | day(n.): a time of power, glory, etc. crazykey: Bluegrass Rulez!! lurch: Yippeee I Oh Gruffy is now known as UncleBear Friday-j: Where is Great Guidance? Agent_Wilco I'm gettin' the banjo, then P-Lil: Friday: Care to join me in the quarantee area? We got Chinese Rabbit Joy Frappie.... RevJack gives P-Lil a gentle, chaste shoulder massage Geethree IS SOOOOOO FUCKIN' STONED IT'S UNREEL LilOne: Jack, I need one too Master_Deat bbl Master_Death is using InD3PeND3NCE96 (iD4-96v1.8upr) =Darkstar inc= Created by DarkstarX - WIN95 : mIRC 4.6 Master_Death has left channel #SubGenius cuthulu: P-Lil: Tchaikovsky Friday-j caresses P-Lil's feet before replying P-Lil: Jack: Chaste? That's a shame. Thanks.... Zuckerschwa Wow, like, trippy, dude.. lurch: farm out Agent_Wilco I was hoping Master_Death would stay.... Geethree: GLADULIKEEJACK P-Lil: Cuthulu: Tchaikovsky? What of him? crazykey: Party on!!! lurch: he dead cuthulu: P-Lil: gay Friday-j: P-Lil - I'm afraid our viruses might meet and start BREEDING. I'll stay in my Bubble, thanks. RevJack: P-Lil - that or nothing. Meg has guns. Zuckerschwa Anyone have modems they wouldn't mind parting with? I have MATCHBOOKS to trade.. and MONEY.. LilOne: Tchaikovsky did not like his own music! pshaw Agent_Wilco How many matchbooks you got? Zuckerschwa I THOUGHT YOU TURNED OFF THE DAMN BILLION BUBBLE MACHINE! HOW'D YOU GET IN THERE? LilOne: ooo, friday, a new virus. cool Zuckerschwa I don't know. I'm down to about 20 by now. cuthulu: Tchaikovsky liked his own music, but wasn't satisfied with his skills P-Lil: Tchaikovsky: Ah. True. But can you really consider him 20th Century? MegaLiz: So PLil: You ready to make the ol' guacamole rocket? Zuckerschwa A bunch got thrown out. Friday-j: Zucxker - It's the one BIG bubble it blew as the power died. LilOne happens to love sleeping beauty Silver_bowler (rfrguy@204.49.131.71) has joined channel #subgenius LilOne: music is so beautiful cuthulu: P-Lil: no, not twentieth century Agent_Wilco Hey Boy! CTCP SOUND dd.wav from Agent_Wilco replied RevJack: YES MORE PEOPLE YES crazykey opens a bottle o brew P-Lil: Liz: Did enough launching last night. Friday-j: Tchaikovsky? Isn't that something you sprinkle over noodles? Zuckerschwa Oh. This isn't one of those bubbles from "Time and the Rani", is it? You don't scream like Mel, do you? lurch: BRB Zuckerschwa z>yfI like some music. cuthulu: I saw LSU whip the stomping hell out of Vanderbilt Zuckerschwa Other music I don't like. UncleBear scratches RevJck behind the ear RevJack: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Geethree: GAWWDOBBS I WENT OUT FER A MINUTE TO GET A BEER AND THE WHOLE PLACE WENT TO SHIT!!! Friday-j: Zucker - I could never scream like Mel Blanc. That man was a CHEEN-YOUS. crazykey: hehehe RevJack: thanz Bear Zuckerschwa Oh, somebody kick Zuckerhosen. LilOne: opped to the max! P-Lil: Gee: Sorry, my stomach turned a bit. Agent_Wilco (plunk) Friday-j: GGG - Sorry, I TRIED to get them to talk about "Bob" LilOne: who's Bob? LilOne: hehe RevJack: one too many Lynches Geethree: I AM SOOOOO FUCKIN' TRANQUIL THAT i MAY JUST HAVE A NARCOTIC EXPERIENCE UncleBear (~torque@s10.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #subgenius Agent_Wilco Lynch mob UncleBear: That was fun Friday-j: GGG - You are my role model. Always so happy, so hateful ... Zuckerschwa Mel Blanc was good.. But what about BONNIE LANGFORD, from "Doctor Who"? She had the WORST fucking scream.. P-Lil: Hey, anyone got a copy of last week's log? I don't even know how the wedding went, and *I* was the preacher...! cuthulu: i'd rather step in shit than smoke it LilOne: gee, do you have to yell? RevJack: bear is back RevJack: wheee! talysman (talysman@ppp-206-170-170-161.scrm01.pacbell.net) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: Talysman! RevJack: YES HE HAS TO YELL MegaLiz: Talysman! RevJack: Heya Talysman cuthulu: MEEE TOO UncleBear: taly taly taly HO! RevJack: OKAY THEN talysman: Friday! Meg! RevJack! LilOne: hi ho hi ho, the talysman is here! Friday-j: Talysman - This time they're not hiding from me, see? talysman: Hi! P-Lil: Hey, anyone got a copy of last week's log? I don't even know how the wedding went, and *I* was the preacher...! RevJack: Boink! Boink! Boink! cuthulu: TOBACCO COMPANIES! Zuckerschwa I don't have a copy. Geethree: IT'S NOT HATE FRIDAY IT'S JUST AN UTTER DISREGARD FOR THE WAYS OF NORMALS, I THINK OF MYSELVE AS AN EVOLUTIONARY TOOL RATHER THAN JUST A DICK FER BOB DerPelzige (ljduchez@shell.en.com) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: No copy here - couldn't get in. RevJack: P-Lil - no logs here, sorry! Zuckerschwa MODEMS, MODEMS DAMMIT! MegaLiz: Lil: it was precious! cuthulu: LOU DUCHEZ! DerPelzige: Is me, Lou, back again. lurch: back Zuckerschwa It hought revuni had one. talysman: I have a log, but it didn't have the wedding. Silver_bowl lou douches? cuthulu: WE TALKED ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK Friday-j: GGG - It is an attitude I wish I could achieve. Too fluffy I guess. P-Lil: Where is RevUni, for that matter? Zuckerschwa Haw haw, that's a new one, silverbowler. DerPelzige: You talked about my stinky butt. lurch: I dropped a log RevJack: "douches" - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA cuthulu: WHERE IS PEEKAT? DerPelzige: I bet RevUni and Peekay are busy together. Geethree: YEAH FRIDAY YER WAT TOO TOUCHY FEELLY talysman: I pinched a log Friday-j: GGG - WOuld numbing cream help? lurch: I rolled a loaf P-Lil: I must be surrounded by doting, pampering loved ones. Zuckerschwa I need to hit my back again. Geethree: JACK: YOU HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP MON! Friday-j: I baked a loaf RevJack dotes on P-Lil's pampers P-Lil: I rocked a joint cuthulu: WE MUST CORNHOLE THE WEAK Friday-j dotes on P-Lil lurch: I made my meatloaf Zuckerschwa I need some people to PAMPER, dammit! cuthulu: I SMOKED A BOWL lurch: keep the timber limber Zuckerschwa Cornhole the STRONG.. They take longer to wear out.. cuthulu: I'D RATHER DO BONGS THAN JERNTS MegaLiz: I poked the troll lurch: hard man to beart lurch: beat RevJack: GGG - that pic will be making the rounds tonight, yessiree "Bob" Geethree: DEPENDS WHERE IT WAS APLIIED FRIDAY, NOW IN THE CASE OF CERTAIN LOCI OF ERECTILE TISSUE...WELL YES!!!!!!!!! lurch: Cornholed a hobbit RevJack apologises for mentioning "Bob" in Church Zuckerschwa f?W}} cuthulu: JOVIAL: SEND IT TO ME AGAIN PLEASE P-Lil: Burp. Friday-j: GGG - Maybe that aloe bath I was offered a while ago would be a good warm-up. crazykey: Dole just said "what about drugs?" P-Lil: Oh ghod. Zuckerschwanz apologizes for ALL THE GODDAM LINE NOISE cuthulu: WHAT ABOUT GBROAGFRAN? Geethree: IF IT'S A WARM ALOE BATH Zuckerschwa "Nancy and I smoke crack every day" RevJack: Got the shits, P-Lil? Friday-j: Zucker - That rolling pin didn't work? br_spade (brienk@ppp118.nettally.com) has joined channel #subgenius CTCP SOUND duckjob.wav from LilOne replied P-Lil: Even cigarettes make me nauseous. I'm damned. Zuckerschwa I don't have any little shi5}ut yet.$<?. Agent_Wilco spade...! Zuckerschwa *}Mu lurch: spabits P-Lil: Jack: More like a bit of constipation, really. Agent_Wilco lil:hahahahahaha crazykey: Clinton just said "I will talk about drugs later in the program" Zuckerschwa Oh, I forgot the rolling pin.. Friday-j: GGG - How about a cold alum bath for seconds? Should dry me out nicely. Geethree: NOW WHAT ABOUT THAT OH MIGOD IS THAT FUNNY WHATEVER IT WAS DerPelzige gets hot for Dole RevJack: P-Lil - then it's okay to drop acid. Don't drop when you have the shits. MegaLiz: I just want a war on thugs Zuckerschwanz gets hot for Ralph Reed, and not many other guys.. LilOne: told you it was funny Geethree: OH I NEED A TOWEL AFTER THAT ONE WHO SENT THAT Friday-j: GGG - I wish O could record your mental state and play it in MY head. P-Lil: Jack: Can you DCC me a bit of blotter then? lurch: can't help but drop when you have the shits Zuckerschwa I want a long, protracted war between business and government that will keep them so good and busy they won't have time to fuck with the rest of us.. lurch: They should fight the war on drugs cuthulu: DOES ELIZABETH LIKE THE BEACH DerPelzige: ZS: That's *my* idea too! lurch: almost worked in NAm Friday-j: Fight the war on rugs! RevJack: P-Lil - I'm totally tapped at the moment, my friends are starting to call me "bgart" Zuckerschwa My cousin elizabeth likes the beach. RevJack: BGART Silver_bowl i'd like to see another christian crusade Zuckerschwa Start with WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER. LilOne: liz does the beach Silver_bowl killin for jesus P-Lil: Friday: Make love on rugs! lurch: Bite the Whore's Rug Friday-j: I'd rather see more Christians thrown to the lions Agent_Wilco Lesbians for Jesus Zuckerschwa Yeah, especially the Children's Crusade where they all got sold into slavery. RevJack: BGART BGART BGART BGART BGART BGART LilOne: jews for bob lurch: Hillary P-Lil: Make LOOOOOOOOOVE P-Lil: Sweet LOOOOOOOOOOOVE lurch: Janet Reamo Zuckerschwa Make evolution! P-Lil: Oh GHOD. Silver_bowl make amess Friday-j: Make love not rugs! RevJack once made love on the telly Geethree: FRIDAY: HERE'S MY MENTAL STATE crazykey: Clinton just said "we have submitted the biggest drug budget ever!" talysman: DEVOLUTION NOT EVOLUTION. LilOne once made love on a cliff lurch: Call Her on the carpet Friday-j: Looks like Arixona from here RevJack: not _on_ the telly, *on* the telly lurch: Beat the rug UncleBear: Friday- especially not bearskin rugs! RevJack: beat the band Friday-j: Cut the rug -Geethree- DCC SEND cola2.jpg (199.170.89.59) DCC SEND request from Geethree (cola2.jpg 221719 bytes) Zuckerschwa Your mental state looks like my line noise. P-Lil: This is evil. Every Sunday night I've got SOME sort of physical ailment. "Bob" is trying to tell me something. RevJack: munch the rug MegaLiz: Not on the BEACH UncleBear: Jack, did you keep falling off? talysman: no one's gonna make love on ME without MY participation... P-Lil: Yeah, don't make bearskin rugs, just fuck on top of a living bear. lurch: Oriental rugs are sideways RevJack: Bear - not _on_ the telly, *on* the telly Friday-j: UncleBear - Humanskin is much better, slipperier and the scalps make a nice fringe. UncleBear: Just fucj the bear! Zuckerschwa It's bad enough that someone saw me DANCING today.. I hope nobody sees me BALANCING ON A ROLLING PIN.. Geethree: BUT THEY'RE VERY SMOOOTH jACK Friday-j: Talysman - I wouldn't dream of not inviting you to the orgy. DerPelzige: I'll be dancing on a pin. RevJack: No, that was "The Day The Earth Stood Still" RevJack: Oops, sorry - wrong group UncleBear: Jacl, you been supporting Public Broadcasting again? talysman: yes, I am"The Day the Earth Stood Still". LilOne: do a little dance, make a little love lurch: Fatso Bigasso Nicto talysman: How'd you guess cuthulu: THE DAY THE EARTH MOVED Zuckerschwanz rolls on the rolling pin, grunts a bit. UncleBear: my K key needs to be re-routed RevJack: I'm more of an athletic supporter, Bear MegaLiz: HHAHA cuthulu: I PUT MY DICK IN THE LIGHT SOCKET br_spade has left channel #subgenius lurch: Socket To me cuthulu: ZZZZOTTTT! talysman: THE DAY THE EARTH STILL MOVES Zuckerschwa PUT YOUR FINGER IN THE SOCKET/24 HOURS Friday-j: I put my franklyn in the nozzle MegaLiz: And..? UncleBear: RevJOCK? Friday-j: THE DAY THE EARTH THREW UP P-Lil: The day the bowels moved. cuthulu: THAT'S HOW LIGHTNING LOOKS IN THE COMIC BC Geethree PULLS OUT HIS KLAATUU OF BERADA AND LOOKS UP 'NIKTUU' cuthulu: WAS BC GOOD TODAY DAVE? MegaLiz: The day the earth went bbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzztttttttt! lurch: Electrical SHorts talysman: Friday, can I Potter-Briggs your franklin? UncleBear: Epsom Suace Friday-j: Oh no - GGG's got his klaatu out again! lurch: Dick Frizzle Zuckerschwa Was BC good today? The comic strip? P-Lil: Klaatuu of Omaha's WILD NIKTUU Geethree: MY FAVORITE KIND GIVE YER GROIN A BUZZ MegaLiz: Do not adjust your screen. RevJack: The day the earth went, "whuzzat? huh?" Zuckerschwa I don't remember BC. UncleBear: damn I can't type today, too stoned Friday-j: Talysman - May I fondle your beezlebub? DerPelzige: Gonna check my laundry again. All conversation must stop. cuthulu: MAY I FONDLE YOUR GROODIES UncleBear: THE DAY THE EARTH FUCKED UP: July 5 1998 MegaLiz: We control the li'l lines. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ LilOne: dont' think do der lurch: Got the runs? Zuckerschwa See, that's what happens when you get stoned.. you can't even TYPE! How are you supposed to have a transcendent experience when nobody can hear a word you're saying? talysman: Friday: let's fill up a tub with MR. BEELZEBUBBLE! cuthulu: T IS FOR TITTIES RevJack: good one Bear UncleBear: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ cuthulu: H IS FOR HUGE LilOne: t is for tough lurch: tea is for limeys Friday-j: Beezlebubbles and a hot tub and all of you in it - and then I throw in a toaster. WHEEE! Geethree: WHAAAAAA........................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ .............. Zuckerschwa B is for BEER talysman: c is for cookie. RevJack: WE CONTROL THE RIGHT CHANNEL Friday-j: GGG - Ride the snake! Ride the snake! talysman: THE VIDEO TOASTER? RevJack: WE CONTROL THE LEFT CHANNEL Zuckerschwa G3: You know, you sound a lot like Sparky when you're stoned. UncleBear: limey beans are good with liver and onions Geethree: NOT MY CHANNELS I KNOW MY RIGHTS JACK...HIT THE ROAD RevJack: WE ARE ALL MIXED UP UncleBear: tha;ts good enough for me Agent_Wilco Video sandwich wizard cuthulu: DCC ME A DOOBIE AND A NEKKID CONNIE PIC Zuckerschwa Or is that spunky. lurch: and some fava beans RevJack: GGG - can't slide one by YOU Geethree: CALL ME BIG JOHN P-Lil: Now I'm starting to feel better. Friday-j: And a nice Chianti. lurch: an a nice chianti lurch: dam Modemac grumbles... P-Lil: Any takers on my Baba-Jeanie file? cuthulu: I HAVE SOME BOILERMAKERS HERE TO TRADE Friday-j: BigJohn - How is my dear acquainance GGG? UncleBear: I could go for a nice chianti myself, lurch lurch: I cream on Jeannie Modemac: Netcom reveals their stupidity again. I asked that my Netcom account be closed in August. It's October and it's still open. cuthulu: bud and jim beam Friday-j embraces Modemac and tickles his noodles RevJack: P-Lil - pass lurch: gas Friday-j: mass P-Lil: No more wine! That's what I drank last night when I repainted my host's bathroom walls. talysman: ehoah, Modemac, are they still billing you? Modemac: So maybe I should put some nekkid pictures on the FTP site and let everyone download 'em until they close the account. Geethree LOOKS AROUNND AND REALIZES WITH A CLUTCH OF HORROR THAT HE HAS MUCHO FRAPPY, PLENTY PAPER/PIPE BOUT ONLY ONE MATCH!!!!! Friday-j: P-Lil - OK I won't whine. Zuckerschwa huh. Hate it when people keep your accounts open for months after you stop using them. At least they didn't charge me, though. Modemac: Hey, not my noodles! MegaLiz: Swishes glass stang (stang@lawson.ripco.com) has joined channel #subgenius UncleBear: Netcom is stll better than AOL Geethree: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII cuthulu: Rev Sheldon is dead, por fellow stang: heyy all!!! RevJack: PLIL - partaking of the Host again? Zuckerschwa You're not really Stang! Friday-j: Hey, you're not Stang! cuthulu: kill the infidel stang! talysman: howdy, stang! DCC timeout ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ppp4.lanminds.com) has joined channel #subgenius Modemac: Talyzman: No, they're not *billing* me for it. That's the good part. :) DerPelzige: Stangy, ya woos! RevJack: RIPCO.COM? Friday-j: STANG DIED - THE BUMP LIVES! RevJack: Hi ICE Zuckerschwa Zo_^ cuthulu: iceknife is such a poot sometimes Modemac: The clueless customer service rep told me that I have to wait "for the computer to process my request." cuthulu: oops.....er, hi iceknife stang has the AUTHORITY FROM " THE!!!! STANG" TO USE THIS NICK DAMMIT!! lurch: how bigga poot P-Lil: Cuthulu: Yeah, but Popess Lilith may not be around for much longer either. Ugh. MegaLiz: And a froot Geethree: HOW WE KNOW YOU STANG OR BUMP O STANG WHITEBOY? Friday-j: Somebody BOOT the false Stang! stang: 0-_ stang: 0-) Zuckerschwa C3??y lurch: poot froot lurch: beans beans Zuckerschwa SMilEYS? Modemac: Stang! We are WORSHIPPING THE BILLION BUBBLE MACHINE!!! P-Lil: SubMit, nonStang. DBCooper (DBCooper@unabadger.smart.net) has joined channel #subgenius RevJack: Friday - you're eminintly cut out for the job Friday-j: Modemac - Check the address, that's not Stang! crazykey: hehehe lurch: enemently stang (stang@lawson.ripco.com) has joined channel #subgenius RevJack: these are the end times - false stangs Friday-j: NotStang - Depart, change your Nick, or prepare to be booted! UncleBear: But even the TRUE Stang is a phoney Stang! Geethree: DEEBEE WHERE'S MY CUT OF THE CASHE CACHE?? stang: modemac? Zuckerschwa WHO ARE YOU, "Stang"? Modemac: 'Course that's Stang. It's just not "The" stang. crazykey: hehehe RevJack: CONFESS Zuckerschwa t^^`~ MegaLiz: New Stang same as the old Stang stang: modemac: KEEERRECT!! Friday-j: What about "A" Stang? Of "That" Stang? Geethree: GET THE BEHIND ME SATANG!!!!!!! lurch: we made the animals talk UncleBear: Hey, DBCooper, where you been hiding? Zuckerschwa You can't be Stang anymore than I can be DAVID LYNCH.... Geethree: FRI: YOU MEAN THAT ONE STANG RevJack: do they come in six-packs now? talysman: damn. UncleBear: I'm waiting for my cut of the loot, dammit! DBCooper: UB, if I told you I'd have to hide again Zuckerschwa S-qR= Modemac: I didn't know there were enough BUMPS in existence to allow for more than one Stang... Friday-j: Stang's BUMPS are falling off and turning into little Stangs, like in "The Brood" DerPelzige: My left leg isn't working. Made me walk funny to the laundry room. It's taking over ... RevJack: GGG - got the pic, off to view now Zuckerschwa Lou: Eat it. lurch: got the nose Geethree: S EQUAL LOG K.W Zuckerschwa b?R lurch: off to pic it] Zuckerschwa Ah! What's that? Friday-j: GGG - TOO MANY DAMN STANGS! DerPelzige: Entropy! lurch: first place Friday-j: I can prove that's not the real Stang - he's TOO QUIET P-Lil: I got dem "Whudda hail am I smokin' in dis here pipe" blues.... UncleBear: I died last week, I'll be back in January Zuckerschwa He's been kicked. Of COURSE he's being quiet now. Zuckerschwa ~ Modemac: Unless that Other Stang is a certain "revpsych" ops hacker, let him back in! Friday-j: Zucker - Damn! My log didn't show the kick - gotta fix that. Desmond (ircuser@moose.erie.net) has joined channel #subgenius Modemac: Since when was it against...ugh... DerPelzige: 'Cause I get a ... /kick out of you! RevUni (trashed@portmaster2.dreamcom.net) has joined channel #subgenius Modemac: ..."the Rules"... DerPelzige: RevUni! How's Peekay? LilOne: UNI LilOne: UNI LilOne: UNI Desmond: evening to one and all Modemac: to cakll yourself Stang? RevUni: Hey! Zuckerschwa I like Esquivel's version. UncleBear: Uni! How was the honeymoon! Zuckerschwa UNI.... RevUni: Hehehehe DBCooper: Cognitive dissonance... watching the presidential debate while watching this channel... wow, the colors... Friday-j: Have I transgressed the Unwritten Law?\ lurch is now known as Gutwerks P-Lil: UNI!!! DerPelzige: Python Reference! UncleBear: Bears like ALL sorts of honey Zuckerschwa What is the law? P-Lil vomits into a planter RevJack: Hello Uni Zuckerschwa There's vomit all over my pants! RevUni: Hi Y'all... Geethree: WHAT IS UNWRITTEN...THE LAW...WHAT IS THE LAW...THE UNWRITTEN...ARE WE NO MEN Silver_bowl UNI RevJack: There there P-Lil Silver_bowl UNI Silver_bowl UNI Silver_bowl UNI Silver_bowl UNI Friday-j: \Not to vomit on P-Lil, that is the Law! Agent_Wilco You knee! RevJack: Oy, my prostate Friday-j: We are no men, we are Ro-men! P-Lil: Gee: Good one. MegaLiz: Better, Lil? UncleBear: WE ARE YETI, HERE US ROAR! Geethree: THANKS LIL UREELYSICK???? ICEKNIFE: WE ARE NOT MEN... *THIS* IS THE LAW!!! MegaLiz: Make a plant happy. That's all we can do! Gutwerks: we be dodos Friday-j: RROOOAARRR! DBCooper: We are hairier than Al Gore? P-Lil: Vomit is the Law, Vomit over Stang. LilOne needs to change her nick. getting confused with P-Lil Signoff: talysman (Ping timeout for talysman[ppp-206-170-170-161.scrm01.pacbell.net]) Zuckerschwa Yeah, I confuse you a lot. LilOne is now known as SuperBabe Friday-j: Vomit On Stang, not over him! Geethree: FRIDAY: IT THAT WOMAN SPEAKING??? P-Lil: Gee: Truly. DerPelzige: I am the hairiest. I am the hairy one. I am der Pelzige. RevJack: yes that's better LO Zuckerschwa I MUST.. yet I CANNOT... UncleBear: I'm STIFFER than Al Gore! Well, part of me anyway... Friday-j: GGG - You mean "That" Woman? MegaLiz: GGG: IT NOT WOMAN. No WORRY RevJack is hungrier than Clinton in a McDonalds RevUni: Wilco: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU STUD YOU! Geethree: LO SIENTO MUCH, QUE BARBARIDAD!!! Agent_Wilco Desmond! P-Lil: LilOne: Put another "L" in your nick. RevJack: Meg!! bringdown (atesta@dial43.concom.com) has joined channel #subgenius Agent_Wilco (we're in #Jesus Zuckerschwa What's Wilco being congratulated on? Desmond: hey there Wilco. RevJack: Andy? ICEKNIFE silently approaches Agent_Wilco carrying two BIG ROCKS, with a strange, unsettling not-quite-human grin... UncleBear: Look, up in the channel...it's a prairie squid, it's a mutant, it's... DerPelzige: Bringdown! Andrew! RevUni: Wilco got MARRIED. :) Zuckerschwa I can't handle more than one channel at a time. Zuckerschwa TESTA! Zuckerschwa Shordur? ICEKNIFE silently approaches bringdown carrying two BIG ROCKS, with a strange, unsettling not-quite-human grin... RevUni: uh huh Geethree: AS IN YES I AM 'THAT" WOMAN..... Agent_Wilco Woo! Agent_Wilco Yep! Friday-j: Wilco - Shall I throw a bouquet of condoms? P-Lil: Brother Testa! *vomit-burp* Zuckerschwa To whom? Geethree: UHHUH WOO YEP Agent_Wilco Woo! Friday-j: GGGirl - Do your legs need waxing again? DerPelzige: I know! Agent_Wilco Sister Rosebrit bringdown: What kinda SLIME did I just STEP IN?? Geethree: MY IRC'S INTO DOO WOP RevJack: HELLO ANDY SPEAK UP Zuckerschwa Z5?} Friday-j: Iceknife - Kiss kiss! CTCP SOUND hm6.wav from ICEKNIFE replied RevUni: My mom married my grampa...how WEIRD! I love it! Geethree: SURE FRIDAY DID YOU BRING THE RED STRAPS TOO?? DBCooper: Bouquet of condoms... inflated or not? Friday-j: I'm my own grandpa! Agent_Wilco We donr got shordur hitched Zuckerschwa odd indeed.. RevJack: ANDY PLEASE USE THE MEGAPHONE TO YOUR RIGHT CTCP SOUND hm15.wav from ICEKNIFE replied Friday-j: GGG - Sure, even got a GREEN one here but don't tell "Bob"! bringdown: Damn, Just installed my first irc client, testing it out, won't be here long MegaLiz: Wilco? You hitched with ROSE? CTCP SOUND hm17.wav from ICEKNIFE replied Geethree: UHOH TIME O' PEE CHILLUN...BRB Gutwerks is now known as lurch Agent_Wilco yes a'am Friday-j: Bringdown - We're here ALL THE TIME, please come again ... and again ... and again ... bringdown: Don't nobody hurt me ya'hear? Zuckerschwa I'm not GOOD ENOUGH for her because I'm not OLD... P-Lil: Weird, that one had a DELAY. lurch: take yer shoes off MegaLiz: GGG: we know you will find the piddle parlor okay ICEKNIFE: wilco and rose??? damn, tat's an ugly picture... RevJack: WEE LOVE YOUUU ANDYYYYYYY Modemac: HEY! Unless that Stang imitator "gnatstang" is a certain ops hacker from the debacle a few weeks ago, LET HIM BACK IN! RevUni is VERY happy for her Grampa and Her Mum... talysman (talysman@ppp-206-170-170-195.scrm01.pacbell.net) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: I'm not kicking anyone! Don't blame me! talysman: hello RevJack: welcome back Talysman Friday-j: Hi Talysman! gnatstang (stang@lawson.ripco.com) has joined channel #subgenius lurch: how UncleBear: taly hoo ICEKNIFE responds talysman: damned prog killed me. lurch: Who? Desmond: hello talysman UncleBear: woger ripco Zuckerschwa Prog kills me, too! Friday-j: Gnatstang - Why don't you go swat yourself? Zuckerschwa Hmm.. need more MUSIK.. RevJack: Prog could kick Deth's ass lurch: catch more progs with gigs than you do with honey gnatstang thinks that people who take things TOOOO seriously should get theFuque off the pot.!! Geethree: WOW! i just took a ten megabyte whizzzz! talysman: I mean this mIRC or maybe PBI's stupid dialer. bringdown: SHUT UP, yer azll scrolling to fast (or my drugs are too good...) Geethree: it was remarkable! Friday-j thinks of a gnat thinking, swats it anyway MegaLiz: GGG: I felt it from HERE Geethree: i'm quite proud gnatstang: friday: 0-) Geethree: in fact i'm damned proud Friday-j: GGG - I smelled it from here and felt the wind of its passage ICEKNIFE silently approaches MegaLiz carrying two BIG ROCKS, with a strange, unsettling not-quite-human grin... MegaLiz: ICE BAYBEE!!! Put them rocks back in your pants where they belong!!! Friday-j: Iceknife - Of course your grin is not-quite-human, you are Yetisyny? P-Lil: Could someone message me? All of a sudden the beep... CHANGED... Friday-j starts to massage P-Lil with the heated gel gloves Signoff: Jovial (Write error to Jovial[PPPCB.TST-MedHat.com], closing link) talysman takes the grin and paints it purple, then mails it to Singapore. ICEKNIFE: leave me alone... I'm sulking Friday-j watches the oil gleaming on P-Lil's succulent flesh Zuckerschwa I can't FIND my copy of The Peel Sessions, Soft Machine.. P-Lil: OK, that's good enough. DBCooper: Hmmm... heated gel gloves... sounds like a biking enthusiast... bringdown: Where's all the monkeys? I WAS PROMISED MONKEYS! UncleBear has gelatin suppositories for everyone! gnatstang thinks that modemac is THE pope of the NET!! Friday-j: Iceknife - Was it something I said? Zuckerschwa JY9) lurch: jello pooting ICEKNIFE: hey hey we da munkeys Zuckerschwa Does that come with fries? RevJack: Did someone say MONKEY??? RevJack: . RevJack: . RevJack: . /~\ RevJack: . C oo RevJack: . _( ^) RevJack: . /___~\ Zuckerschwa ARRRRGH.. Goddamned LINE NOISE.. RevJack: . Zuckerschwa Yeah, F2. talysman has seen the dark Gelatin Suppository that is your soul. RevUni: geez, Jack. ICEKNIFE silently approaches RevJack carrying two BIG ROCKS, with a strange, unsettling not-quite-human grin... Friday-j: Gnatstang - If you wanna live up to the second half of your name you gotta TALK A LOT MORE gnatstang takes SILVER_BOWLERS excrameditation chamber a way for the day!! lurch: one bananan Geethree: manoman oh maaaaaan! bringdown: Where's his MONKET-TOOL? RevUni: u and yer damned MONKEYS. RevJack: OK I'm done lurch: two banana MegaLiz: jack has some killer line noise, don't he/ P-Lil: When I get messages I hear this sound: "The most we can hope for is to bury you in secrecy so your grave doesn't get violated...!" Desmond: three banana more RevJack: w[at [d8 yo8 ouean mwg? P-Lil: Friday: Mmm, more oil, love! Zuckerschwa SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.. oh.. sorry.. damn subconscious mind.. gnatstang: friday: too much lag on my end i'm afraid! Friday-j: P-Lil - Have you been watching those Hong Kong flicks again? Geethree: all banana five nana seven banana whore MegaLiz: Isn't the monkey line noise?!? Modemac: Drat, I know that quote, P-Lil! Where's it from? CTCP SOUND hm8.wav from ICEKNIFE replied SuperBabe doesn't know what sex is lurch: drooper an snork Zuckerschwa Gnatstang: 0 seconds from me.. RevJack kisses ICEKNIFE on the forehead CTCP SOUND hm7.wav from ICEKNIFE replied P-Lil: Friday: no, but I've got Iceknive's sound files.... MegaLiz: Dave you just gotta go out there and GETSOMEGETSOME Friday-j kisses ICEKNIFE on the tip Geethree: it's not just lag, it's LLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG1111 11111111111111111111111 RevJack ruffles ICEKNIFE's hair plarfully Signoff: cuthulu (Write error to cuthulu[rlabs.com], closing link) RevJack: you scamp Zuckerschwanz thinks: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXMODEMSEXSEXSEX lurch knifes the outhouse talysman: man, mine is pausing horrendously every few seconds... Zuckerschwa If only it was that EASY.. lurch: brb MegaLiz: splurt acomin RevJack wanders off to drain the lizard ICEKNIFE: g3 = 1 Friday-j watches the log as it rolls down the hill uncontrollably, in danger of shattering into splinters at any moment RevUni: what kinda lizard? Geethree KICKS THE IRC IN THE ARC AND ATTEMPTS TO COLLECT THE INCOMING RevUni: <grin> talysman: what kind of log? Friday-j: Lincoln Log? DerPelzige: I stepped out. Anyone need me? MegaLiz winkles Iceknife's widdle toes RevUni: its better than bad, its good. UncleBear: it's better than bad, it's good? DerPelzige: These kind of dogs: P-Lil: I'm going to have to start logging, myself. DBCooper: Lizard-draining sounds like a good idea, except I'd rather do it on my TV, and I'm still paying for it Geethree: HOW FAR IS THE OLD LOG INN??? RevUni: WHOA Zuckerschwa Woo ho! we're the only IRE channel here with mroe than 20 people! DerPelzige: __ DerPelzige: __/o \_ RevUni: hehehe DerPelzige: \____ \ DerPelzige: / \ DerPelzige: //\ \ Friday-j frots ICEKNIFE's left kidney DerPelzige: __/o \-//--\ \_/ UncleBear: uni beats me to the punch DerPelzige: \____ ___ \ | DerPelzige: || \ |\ | DerPelzige: _|| _||_|| CTCP SOUND \windows\ooh.wav from Modemac replied RevUni: damn right, Bear. :) gnatstang likes being on an IRE channel!! SuperBabe: subg rules Zuckerschwa Hey, come on, enough with the goddam ascii pics.. bringdown: Now THAT's art. Fuck Nenslo UncleBear needs to spike the punch DerPelzige: Sorry, I don't have a shot of a dog fucking Nenslo. Agent_Wilco I got rythm P-Lil: Modemac: Get the directory out of the CTCP request. Zuckerschwanz needs to be punshed Friday-j: Praise this fine art presented here in the name of "Bob"! Zuckerschwa o punched UncleBear needs to punch the spike SuperBabe: Wilco: sing the song like ethel merman MegaLiz punshes Dave Agent_Wilco is doing it now lurch: love in an elevaTOR ICEKNIFE: bringdown: we do NOT make fun of poor old Nenslo!!! RevUni plays Mike Patton's solo album for Dave as his punishment Modemac: P-Lil: I'm trying to figure out how to set my default directory. Friday-j: Wilco - Rhythm method doesn't work while you're fucking dogs. They get STUCK in there for DAYS. cuthulu (cuthulu@rlabs.com) has joined channel #subgenius Zuckerschwa That's not PUNISHMENT.. that's HEAVEN... P-Lil: One day I will dig up Ethel Merman and make her my bride. talysman: damn, I gotta look around and see if I've still got any ASCII art... Modemac: For that matter, I can't seem to automatically play sound requests, too. RevUni: yucky, Dave, yuuuuucky! Zuckerschwa I LIKE weird shit! Agent_Wilco The rythm of dog bringdown: ICEKNIFE: Aw, the old fuck can take care of himself, if you don't count ass wiping. DerPelzige: Well, ZS, I've got a treat for you ... I had chili today. Agent_Wilco WE ALL LIKE WEIRD SJIT Friday-j: The sound of one dog fucking RevUni: Yeah, but it aint WEIRD, it just SUCKS. :) Agent_Wilco I shorted out Zuckerschwa Yeah, but I like REALLY weird shit. Friday-j: So many people, so little "Bob" P-Lil: An ASCII art of two dogs fucking is kinda weird, though. Zuckerschwa We have enough to spread him on crackers. ICEKNIFE: Well, we DO count ass wiping, so just stop picking on the poor old dude! talysman: hey, my "Bob" isn't LITTLE gnatstang: all SuperBabe: Wilco likes to fuck dogs Agent_Wilco But plant the seed of "Bob" and grow a garden Agent_Wilco Superbabe: shhhhh! RevJack: P-Lil - yes it'w weird, but it's *Lou* Friday-j: A garden of smokeable Slack! SuperBabe: hahahaha RevUni: Dave: you want WEIRD? Pick up "Rape GG" By Costes And Lisa Suckdog. Every song is about raping GG Allin. MegaLiz: Lil: Lou also has the afterwoof shot Zuckerschwa Yeah.. a garden of PLASTIC WRAP! talysman: Rape GGG? DerPelzige: Lou is The Furry One. DBCooper: Raping GG Allin? Holy shit... RevUni: LOL Silver_bowl eww Zuckerschwa RevUni: I'd only get it if they changed time signatures every 10 seconds. RevJack: Talys - NOW? SuperBabe: Lou, are you like a yeti? P-Lil: Jack: Oh, so it's LOU. Give the geek a break willya? Silver_bowl with that chopped off lil nub SuperBabe: monkey Friday-j: I would never rape GGG because he's such a refined lady. Zuckerschwa THAT'S the kind of "weird" I go for. bringdown: A MONKEY raping GGG YEAH!! RevUni: Yeah, they do. Better than Ween at it, too. :) RevJack: heh DBCooper: GG Allin is sorta dead at the moment... DerPelzige: Lou could pass for a Sasquatch. UncleBear: Lou's more than LIKE a yeti talysman: well, yeah, RevJack, if you have a condom... RevJack: you first SuperBabe: monkey Zuckerschwa I wouldn't rape anyone. gnatstang: db: necro? ICEKNIFE: gg allin was a highly paid CON operative Silver_bowl yea but probly just a s good Stang (istang@dal155.metronet.com) has joined channel #subgenius DerPelzige: Lou more than LIKES Yetis. crazykey: Clinton and Dole are fighting over the remains of a crumbling pink world--don't watch; it's depressing Agent_Wilco MONKEY! bringdown: If he's dead, he can't get away... RevJack: NO MORE MONKEYS Zuckerschwa Ah, the REAL stang is here.. SuperBabe: MONKEY, DAMMIT UncleBear: THE ONE TRUE STANG! gnatstang: STANG!!! DerPelzige: Another false Stang! Kick Him! Friday-j: Now is this the real Stang or another imposter? RevUni: Hot DAYEM! RAPE GGG! Modemac: Drat, this thing doesn't have defaults for the sound directory... MegaLiz: Some other fake stang huh? RevJack: MONKEYS ARE BAD P-Lil: Too late, another monkey got in... with another razor! SuperBabe: Monkeys cleanse the soul P-Lil: It's the Rue Morgue! RevJack: Oh, hello "Stang" ( yeah right) Friday-j: P-Lil - I knew I should have hidden the whetstone. SuperBabe: hi stang Agent_Wilco Strang me bringdown: Monkeys clean the sinus' too crazykey: Our President! talysman: looks like that fake stang who calls metronet. Zuckerschwa I couldn't watch. IRC is more fun anyway. DerPelzige: You've got a wheatstone bridge? Stang: I was just watching the debates. Dole was stuttering, Clinton smirking. gnatstang has been kicked off channel #subgenius by Silver_bowler (Silver_bowler) Friday-j: Stang is actually dead and the Bump is just using his account until it gets its own. SuperBabe is now known as LadyBabe Zuckerschwa Take me with a rope and haaang me! Zuckerschwa STOP KICKING GNATSTANG, DAMMIT! br_spade (brienk@ppp118.nettally.com) has joined channel #subgenius ICEKNIFE: PROVE YOU'RE THE REAL STANG OR GET KICKED... What's yer dog's left testicle's name? Silver_bowl oops ok Stang: Bohandas. gnatstang (stang@lawson.ripco.com) has joined channel #subgenius Agent_Wilco Here's Brother Spade: Make him feel welcome Modemac: Stang: Unless I miss my guess, no one has said anything worthwhile in the debates. Yes? RevUni: heheheeeeee RevJack: IT's him! Zuckerschwa Sorry people keep kicking you, gnatstang.. Zuckerschwa ^\0_ Zuckerschwa Does that come with fries? ICEKNIFE: whew! IT'S OK... it's really him... Zuckerschwa ARRRRGH.. Goddamned LINE NOISE.. Zuckerschwa Yeah, F2.. dammit.. gnatstang: zuck: just idiot boy SILVER_BOWLER Zuckerschwa < Zuckerschwa &?x Zuckerschwa ARRRRGH.. Goddamned LINE NOISE.. Stang: Modemac, well, you know, they're just mouthing their lines... both are CIA running dog lackeys anyway. bringdown: So do we all just sit and masterbate or what here? Friday-j: So mighty Stang, what's life like without the Bump? Zuckerschwa Hah.. The CIA WISHES they were that competant.. Agent_Wilco NOW YPU'VE GONE AND DONE IT! crazykey: Ivan Stang for President!! LadyBabe is getting a masage from Rogue. well she was.... RevJack: I already finished LadyBabe: Yo mama for president Zuckerschwa It's spelled MASTURBATE, bringdown. Get it right.. Friday-j: Bringdown - You got it babe! Whip it out and get a-whanking! gnatstang wonders if stang remembers the CHICAGO underground FILM festival of last year? Modemac: And the audience members are applauding on cue, I take it. bringdown: I mean, it's OK if we do, but, I just wanna know. UncleBear: Stang's Bump for Presdient! CTCP SOUND duckjob.wav from LadyBabe replied crazykey: now that would be a great bumper sticker Stang: Friday, the stitches come out tomorrow. I dunno... without the Bump I don't wazanna be BAD anymore... but I can't seem to READ anymore, either. DBCooper: Stang, I live in Washington. Nobody is competent here. Nobody. talysman: Ivan Stang for CIA RUNNING DOG LACKEY! RevJack wazannas bringdown: You beat off your way and let me jack in my own ok? DerPelzige: Lou B back. Signoff: DerPelzige (Leaving) RevUni: I got a fucking pot scrubber at the grocery store the other day...its called a "Scrub Bob". Heh. Friday-j: Stang - Wouldn't you like to be just a little bad? RevJack: hey stay outta me! ICEKNIFE: if *I* werked for the CIA.... I'd collect files on all of you, and sell them to Simon & Schuster for a BOOK... crazykey: hehe Zuckerschwa Oh, everybody wants to be bad.. except maybe for that Grantland guy.. Agent_Wilco has set the topic on channel #SubGenius to Stang's Bump for President! P-Lil: Stang: Your brain wanted a lobotomy so badly it squeezed through your skull and formed a bump on your head. Stang: Talysman, I read parts of RANT THAT DARE NOT on the radio show yesterday. Friday-j: I was at the fair and saw a ride called Flying Bobs! RevUni: Stangs RUMP for President? Wha...? Zuckerschwa The CIA's file on me is probably really lame, and probably not half as interesting as I could make it.. Stang: I finally realized that ALL of that rant was from me. Desmond: get that bump to CT for the debates...they're almost over! cuthulu: i am a butthole for christ RevJack: Congrats, Talysman! talysman: Stang: Yeah, I noticed that post on a.s gnatstang: Stang: if ya remember the CHICAGO underground FF I am the guy who was hanging around and bought ya a beer and hung out for a while RevJack: no, the butthole is Vice-President Friday-j: Gnatstang - Not that nano-laced beer? talysman: I'm working on some better ones... Agent_Wilco But how would it do in the debates? LadyBabe is bidding all adieu RevUni: Friday: Maybe I'll show you my "Scrub Bob" someday. Its pretty. Friday-j: Bye LadyBabe! Zuckerschwa Vreedeez or no vreedeez, the latest Butthole Surfers album SUCKS ROCKS. Stang: Gnatstang, oh, that guy. Uh... Agent_Wilco bye buy lil gnatstang: friday: no...couldn't find any on the spur of the moment RevJack wants to be exactly like gnatstang ICEKNIFE: EVERYONE is invited to help grantland's crappy free verse by adding lines that rhyme... it'z FUN! P-Lil: Bye LadyBabe LadyBabe: Star Trek Voyager calls LadyBabe: nighty night Friday-j: RevUni - Anything else you want to show me? LadyBabe has left channel #subgenius Zuckerschwa see ya. RevJack: toodles LO cuthulu: star trek butt voyager Zuckerschwa I'm in the middle of moving into a new room.. The walls are real ugyl Friday-j: I'm not leaving for anything less than Babylon 5! Silver_bowl the Anus and Beyond Zuckerschwa So I have to find stuff to put on them. RevUni: I like a name like "Buzz", Dont you? crazykey: Stang would wipe those pink candidates out in a debate, easily DerPelzige (ljduchez@shell.en.com) has joined channel #subgenius Stang: Incidentally, the Bump is NOT controlling ANYTHING anymore, but it inert, in a little jar. Has anybody bid on it yet? talysman: ICE: can we add lines that scan, too? Friday-j: Stang - Any bids on the bump yet? bringdown: Voyager?!? might as well admit to sucking yer dog off Zuckerschwa Stang would get SHOT IN THE HEAD before the debate was over. cuthulu: are you in a dorm, dave? Zuckerschwa What the hell is +v? Zuckerschwa No, I'm living at home right now. ICEKNIFE: taly: no. as usual, you go TOO FAR!!! Agent_Wilco Zuck: A miss-click Modemac: Crazykey: However, Stang would not be able to fill the audience with the all-important ZOMBIES WHO APPLAUD ON CUE! gnatstang: CTHULU FOR PRESIDENT!!! DBCooper: crazykey: "pink" candidates" pink in yellow makeup... Friday-j: I don't want to bid, because I know Stang will just take the money and never send the bump, because that's what he said. P-Lil: V for Voice. Used on moderated channels. Zuckerschwa But Paul moved into the basement, and I bribed Brian to move into Paul's room, so I've got his room. gnatstang: why settle etc etc cuthulu: you should live in a dorm so you can seduce younf men in the showers. RevUni: Friday: I'll show you my booger collection. Its bursting with <captain kirk pause> FRUIT FLAVOR. bringdown: I'd volunteer to shoot stang, but I've been warned against doing that any more. DerPelzige: I like Voyager. I'd rather fuck Janeway than Picard. Agent_Wilco Pass them boogers, Uni cuthulu: i'd rather fuck janeway than picard too Zuckerschwa I don't want to fuck ANYONE on Star Trek.. I don't even WATCH star trek.. Friday-j: RevUni: Your magic nose goblins? ICEKNIFE: i wanna fuck bellana tores RevUni: You got it, Gramps. UncleBear: Stang would bring the Presdiency the HATE it truly needs! cuthulu: although skull fucking is an entirely different proposotion RevJack: Picard has some nice tits though, you have to admit Stang: "Kill Stang Not "BOB" is OLD.... old as the hills. And way more permanent. Agent_Wilco I'm going to fuck MYSELF! Brb DerPelzige: I want Worf to give B'elanna Torres a swirly. RevUni: Yeah. And I got magic butt goblins too. crazykey: instead of just whinin like babies Modemac: I wanna fuck this babe who appears naked in RE-ANIMATOR! Whatta riot of a movie. Friday-j: Love Stang not Kill Stang. ICEKNIFE: and the mother bear from Berenstein Bears talysman: Unc: you mean more hate than DOLE? DBCooper bring in the brace and bit for trepanation bringdown: Picard's got a real tight ass too. Stang: HEY!!! THERE ARE ONLY 637 DAYS UNTIL X-DAY. RevJack: Modemac - on the cold, cold table Friday-j: Modemac - Barbara Crampton is her name - what a honey! crazykey: excellent P-Lil: No Spill STANG. BBQ (~dflync01@homer.louisville.edu) has joined channel #subgenius Stang: Make Stang Not Love. gnatstang feels his purpose in life is to BE A PALIMDROME!!! BBQ: ARRRRGH.. Goddamned LINE NOISE.. bringdown: How can I LOVE stang if he's still alive? ICEKNIFE: Cramptown ladies sing this song... UncleBear: STANG has more pure HATE than Dole, who is a FALSE "BOB"!!! Agent_Wilco doo dah Modemac: Right. Time to look up her stats on the Video Hound CD-ROM... cuthulu: reanimoatr is funny -- severed head cunnilingus BBQ is now known as Zuckerpilz3_Tw RevJack: BBQ - need Zucker kicked? Friday-j: Stang - You don't want me to make you, that would be an act of False Creation crazykey: soon, everyday will be an X-day drill day Zuckerpilz3_Tw is now known as Zuckerpilz DBCooper plugs in the Black and Decker with the hole saw for trepanning Zuckerpilz: Yeah, kick the FALSE ZUCKER. DerPelzige: Sugarshroom ... talysman: I dunno. B'hob D'Hole is pretty scary. RevJack: I better be careful here P-Lil: What is the Law? It is unwritten. What is the Unwritten? It is the Law. Are we not Men? (c) 1996 GGGCorp Friday-j: DBCOOPER - Don't injure his NOSE GLANDS Stang: Hey DB, pass me that drill when you're through with it. Stang: Gotta make me a new HOLE. RevUni: on the first day of xmas, my true slut gave to me, a virgin so very horneeeeee... gnatstang knows for a FATC that Big 'Business' is soo full of sh*t!!!! cuthulu: pass the salt, i have an open wound to take care of Friday-j: Stang - May I deflower your new hole? DBCooper: Hmm.... who is feeling pressured? Zuckerpilz: Most false Bobs don't even know they are.. P-Lil: Ah, the first time I fucked Rev. Sheldon's skull...! RevJack: I give up, too many nick changes - kick yerself Silver_bowl how insightful gnatstang gnatstang: these guys wouldn't know a food stamp from a POSTAGE stamp!! Zuckerpilz: I used to know a FATC.. Stang: Friday, I am saving the new Bump Exit Wound for GGG. Agent_Wilco Who wore fatrats P-Lil: Anyone else up to fucking Rev. Sheldon's skull tonight? gnatstang: er fact even Friday-j: Stang - Well, I know I can't compete with GGG, he's one and a half times the man I am cuthulu: YEAH! SKULLFUCKING! ICEKNIFE: crampton dainties munch my hole, doo-da, doo-da... Silver_bowl GGG is amesh? Zuckerpilz: Skulls just DON'T GET ME HOT. Sorry. Desmond: hahahaha Friday-j: Stang - Got any entrace wounds? Agent_Wilco I is makin' a dollar a minute bringdown: A SONG>> ASONG>> Zuckerpilz: I'm the Amish guy. I've got the beard to prove it. UncleBear: Stang, when the bump was removed, did your head go back, and to the left? DerPelzige: GGG has "emeth" written on his forehead P-Lil: Cuthulu: Here, catch. *tosses a lawn bag Kevan-way* cuthulu: iu'm all for students having more sex cuthulu: and pot crazykey: hehehe Stang: P-Lil, I would NEVER fuck Sheldon's skull because like Janor, "I ain't no queer." However I would love to fuck YOUR skull you little mincemeat you. Big mincemeat rather... bringdown: 99 carloads of pinks at the mall, 99 carloads of pinks... Zuckerpilz: I don't want no more pot. I DO want more sex though. Or did I say that already. gnatstang: pot +sex?!?! k00l@@ Desmond: amish? did I hear amish? P-Lil: Stang: HUGE mincemeat. Friday-j: Stang - Be carfeul, P-Lil is sick and puling today. bringdown: shoot one down, chamber a round... Silver_bowl GGG is amish RevUni: Wilco: Dont forget that I'm your granddaughter, and the whole purpose of having grandchildren is to give em lotsa luv and lotsa money. Zuckerpilz: Yeah. Amish Dave here. cuthulu: hey, this skull has been USED already!!!! talysman: do a little Amish dance for us, Desmond. bringdown: 98 carloads of pinks at the mall. ICEKNIFE: yeah, but you know Janor... it's just his way! P-Lil: Friday: SHHHHHHH. Zuckerpilz: You make me sick to my stomach. Stang: Sloppy thirds on the P-skull! Zuckerpilz: No, wait.. wrong macro. Zuckerpilz: God is not mocked. Desmond: hehheh...round here the amish field dress their wives! Zuckerpilz: Still wrong. Zuckerpilz: Just what the hell is THAT supposed to mean? Zuckerpilz: No.. Zuckerpilz: What should I listen to now? DBCooper: Hey "I love you for your mind"... doesn't that mean anything? Zuckerpilz dances epileptically gnatstang had a BAD WEEK this past one!! Agent_Wilco Uni: Oh yeah, here's 50 cents, get you a car or somehting Zuckerpilz: Yeah, F8. ICEKNIFE does that goddamn stupid fucking pixie dance again, and yer pretty much powerless to stop it... RevUni: oooh yeah. Thanks gramps. :) cuthulu: it's bad juju to balspheme Silver_bowler waves a fiver at ICEKNIFE gnatstang got fired for pointing out that he could STEAL BLIND!!! the COMPANY he was working for!! Friday-j kisses the scar across Stang's wrinkled brow bringdown: GOTTA GO.. the wife needs the computer. She needs to moisten her panties worshipping Christopher Lambert. SO LONG! Silver_bowl TABLEDANCE!! Agent_Wilco Uni: I'll get you another barbie for christmas gnatstang: er Stang: FRIDAY.... aaargh.... "I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU... A PIECE OF MY MIND... AAAARGCHH" *rip* talysman stops ICEKNIFE with the fishslapping dance. RevUni: Silver, you fag! I didnt know yew were here! gnatstang: OSERVED EVEN cuthulu hey macaranus! Zuckerpilz: I'd worship Christopher Lambert's panties. But not Christopher Lambert. ICEKNIFE silently approaches talysman carrying two BIG ROCKS, with a strange, unsettling not-quite-human grin... JJDillon (marquez@ppp-207-104-173-97.scrm01.pacbell.net) has joined channel #subgenius gnatstang: er ebserved even Friday-j: Stang - Robert Picardo is definitely a cool actor. Agent_Wilco Yep. He's a fag, and my brother, and we believe in incest! P-Lil: Stang: All right, Dr. Howl.... MegaLiz Wheels into the channel #subgenius with many packages DerPelzige: Macarena macarena, mac, macarena Stang: Friday, woul;d you nip the stitches out with your teeth while you're making out with my forehead wound? Signoff: bringdown (Leaving) Silver_bowl you sound smarter and smarter with each pasing moment there gnat RevJack: *** RevJack was kicked by RevJack (RevJack) Zuckerpilz: Ooh, what did you get for us, Meg? DerPelzige: Packages! talysman approaches ICEKNIFE with TWO BIG UNSETTLING GRINS... RevUni: Meg has some nice packages... Signoff: gnatstang (Read error to gnatstang[lawson.ripco.com]: EOF from client) MegaLiz has a delivery for Friday...Friday are you here? Modemac: So Stang finally got the trepanation he always wanted? Friday-j: Stang - I'd love to my dear Reverend. I'll even sharpen my teeth first so as not to cause too much UNNECESSARY PAIN. ICEKNIFE: yeah, like hal could actually stand it here MegaLiz gives Friday big wet doggy kisses. FROM A REAL DOG!!!! Friday-j: Mom - I'm here! RottingElvis (subg@iab_ppp0237.iamerica.net) has joined channel #subgenius cuthulu: we shoudl be ligting our teachers up and eating their cute shaved twats talysman: Megaliz has been botomized! DerPelzige: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DerPelzige: HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Agent_Wilco Everbody talk at once, starting right.... DerPelzige: hahahaha! Agent_Wilco ...NOW! cuthulu: Bill Clinton is del fuego! MegaLiz: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! RevUni: RottingElvis! Friday-j: MegaLiz - What breed of dog is that? Nice tonguework! Zuckerpilz: blah, blah, blah blah blah. RevJack: Oy, my prostate RevUni: ELVEZ! DerPelzige: hahahhaaha! lurch: rather have bottle infronome than a frontalobotome MegaLiz: It's a SHITZU! P-Lil: Stop this ku-ching right now. Desmond: isn't that already happening, Wilco??!! Agent_Wilco 3LvIs d00dz Friday-j: I wish I had some 'frop to give poor suffering Stang. gnatstang (stang@foley.ripco.com) has joined channel #subgenius RevJack passes Meg a tissue gnatstang: re all Zuckerpilz: gnat... Agent_Wilco Desmond: yep! Stang: I have tried VERY HARD to get the following to do IRC: Dr. Howll, Vreedeez, Susie the Floozie, Joe Mama, Sterno. Sterno can't for good reasons. The rest... CAVEMEN. RevUni: i wanna wanna be a male modEL! Agent_Wilco Desmond: hehe! Zuckerpilz: That's OK.. they don't have to.. Friday-j: Stang - Your efforts will not go unrewarded, I am certain. Zuckerpilz: I want t DerPelzige: i WANT MR. T! Stang: Shouldn't we be watching the debates and deciding who will be our next CIA running dog? P-Lil hands Stang a pipe carved out of a car's piston rod going through someone's skull Friday-j: I'd rather be a model male. lurch: I wanna be a malebox Agent_Wilco I want to be a mail model Zuckerpilz: I want to be a god! N_X_K (emegas@ppp3.interline.net) has joined channel #SubGenius crazykey: IRC is a great SubG event N_X_K: Evening! RevUni: NXK, what up, g money? Agent_Wilco heya Desmond: Wilco: yes....mass insanity! Zuckerpilz: MY NAME IS GOD HILLIARD! FOLLOW ME TO EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY OF THE UNITED STATES! lurch: I wanna nail a mailbox gnatstang wants to see P MAV!! here !! Stang: P-Lil -- I used to have a bong like that! DerPelzige: See if you can get Flaming Carrot to show up for IRC. Friday-j: Stang - Why think about voting? Just use your dick to punch out those cards! MegaLiz is very disappointed. very very very. Zuckerpilz: UT! Geethree: YAAAAAAH I'M BACK AND WILLIN TO TESTIFY THAT I HAVE JUST WITNESSED A MOVEMENT WORTHY OF BOB HISSELF lurch: I could get the flaiming carrot cuthulu: mavis beacon teaches fellation MegaLiz smacks herself silly to no avail N_X_K: Uni:Watching the election...Laugh riot... P-Lil: Stang: Yeah, but have you had a frop hit like this? lurch: guy that writes it, anyway Zuckerpilz: What are you disappointed about, Meg? RevUni: heh, no shit. lurch: no shit Friday-j: Mom - Why are you disappoiinted? Was it something I kissed? Jetrock (jetrock@emrl.com) has joined channel #subgenius gnatstang says VOTE REPUBLICAN!! and get the Revolution going !!! cuthulu slaps MegaLiz around a bit with a large trout Agent_Wilco My eyes! Modemac: Hoo-ah! Barbara Crampton appeared in 9 movies! Zuckerpilz: Jet Rock! RevJack: YES MORE PEOPLE YES MORE MORE MORE Stang: Meg -- need a light? talysman: damn, jets, JJ was just looking for you... cuthulu: vot democrat and smoke pot Agent_Wilco Sweet Jesus MY EYES! RevUni: cuthulu: Put that damned trout AWAY, dammit! Jetrock: Zucker: hey there. it is one word tho... Geethree: HEY STANGKY HOWZ TRIKZ I HADDA GO TAKE A DRUMMOND SO I WASN'T HERE FER A WHILST Friday-j: Modemac - She's nekkid in Body Double! Agent_Wilco and INHALE! N_X_K is writing-in Pee Dog and wasting his vote JJDillon: Yeah...but I never found him. Instead, he revealed himself to ME! MegaLiz: Stang: Light?!??? talysman: jetrock FUCKBLAST! lurch: Did clinton experiment with faggotry? Jetrock: taly: hi! i had some trouble getting connected. lurch: and did he swallow? JJDillon: And goddAMN, it was revealing! Agent_Wilco a faggot tree P-Lil: The channel is stretching like rubber. cuthulu: i thought of renting a movie tonite.... anyone know a good gang bang flick? Jetrock: vt220 is installing my new SEX-MOM board installed in cage. Desmond: Barbara Crampton-- Reanimator!!! Modemac: Yes she is. She's the one who appeared in the final credits, right> Stang: GGG -- all of Philo's little brown brothers come out okay? Zuckerpilz: I'm voting Green.. after all the people who give a fuck give up on the two major parties and the shitheels getin power, THEN we can revolt. JJDillon: Happy Hooker Goes to Washington? gnatstang: cthulu" death wish 3! Jetrock: the one I provided. with the, heh heh, ENHANCED CIRCUITRY. Silver_bowl the bald the fat and the ugly talysman: oh, was EMRL down? Agent_Wilco "Them faggits is just about ripe" lurch: I'm already revolting RevUni: Cuthulu: "Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS" is a good one. :) Silver_bowl thats a good'n Zuckerpilz: Gang Bang? I'm not a porn expert.. DBCooper: Desmond: Wow, reanimator... I had almost forgotten... Geethree: NO PROB WITH BOB AND SLICK TM ! JJDillon: Jets: no shit? Hmph. He probably wants his 8 Megs of Mammary back. MegaLiz: Blergh! UncleBear: Ilsa is a CLASSIC! P-Lil: That's "fruit", David. Jetrock: taly: just cage... he's replacing the shitty 386SX-16 in cage with my old 486DX-33 VLB... RevUni: Damn right! MegaLiz: I have 2 megs of mammary... Friday-j: Who here owns the Ilsa Japanese boxed set of laserdiscs? Zuckerpilz: I heard "Ilsa, Harme Keeper of the Oil Sheiks" were pretty lame, though. cuthulu: edgar Geethree: yeah liz lurch: FRootDavuid? Jetrock: ILSA! aieee! Desmond: GGG: yeah...pretty cool flic. lurch: the statue Zuckerpilz: What fruit? Friday-j: "Harem Keeper" has SPALDING GRAY in it! gnatstang has 32 mammaries on His computer! JJDillon: Only 2? You need an upgrade. heh. RevJack: and fine megs they are DBCooper: DB puts his vote in for reanimator... lurch: with the dinky dick UncleBear just contemplates TWO Megs for a bit... N_X_K: The presidential election should be decided with a fight to the death Stang: GGG -- so how about that GOO porno, huh? Zuckerpilz: Four mammaries in each pooter. P-Lil: I'm upgrading my mammaries to 36Cb Jetrock: i dunno. i just saw "Rat Pfink A Boo Boo" for the first time this week... RevJack: hoist them puppies Friday-j: Stang - That Goo porno was NOT impressive. I could do better. Stang: (I have been animating porno from binaries ngs using GOO....) Modemac: Barbara Crampton movies: Body Double, Chopping Mall, Fraternity Vacation, From Beyond, Kidnapped, Puppet Master, Re-Animators, Robot Wars, Trancers 2. Agent_Wilco Lemme tell ya 'bout goo porn Jetrock: I got the STANDBY GOO rolling. Geethree: stangky it made me squidgy and loose! cuthulu: i just got that ray tracing proogie talysman: Friday: is "Harem Keeper" that one Bugs Bunny cartoon with the genie? RevUni: if ya cant handle it you can always watch "Drop Dead Fred." JJDillon: Never can have too much goo... cuthulu: it takes a long time to make a ray trace N_X_K: Lock the two glorps in a padded acrylic cube, and whoever comes out gets shot in the head. Jetrock: hey there, jj. MegaLiz: You bra changes size 14,400 times each day, ya know. Friday-j: Talysman - I mean "Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Shieks" MegaLiz: Sez so in LIFE lurch: one goo or too Stang: Cuthulu -- it ain't too bad if there's no water, and the flying saucers aren't too reflective. Zuckerpilz: I always liked how SOOPERMAN used to stop wars. He'd bring the war leaders together, and say, OK, FIGHT! And they'd say, "WE don't want to Fight!" and he'd say, "OK then, Make piece", and then they'd say "OK", and he'd go away and they'd start fighting a gnatstang: Stang: when is there(if!!!) going to be Another 'Stark Fist of Removal'? Zuckerpilz: again. JJDillon: hey tehre, jetrock. Jetrock: no goo is good goo. Friday-j: MegaLiz - I can't help that my bra's so stretchy! P-Lil: MegaLiz: Yeah, and that's without a FPU. Geethree feels crowded and expands window to full scree...thinks jeez theres a lotta folks in tonight!!! JJDillon: read your mail. I have positive cash flowing in your direction. cuthulu: Ilsa, submarine master of the nazi hell creatures lurch: good gravy N_X_K: Then we can pick some homeless person off the street and make him Puppet Ruler. Modemac: Zuckerpilz: Yes! I have that story in my book of "Superman from the 30s to the 70s." Zuckerpilz: "You have caught us in the nearly-impossble- not only is there not a new stark fist out, we're out of back issues" DBCooper: Ilsa's overrated Zuckerpilz: Nearly impossible. Hah. Agent_Wilco Yeah, dude, where's the Stark Fist? Jetrock: jj: coo'. i guess we missed each other last week. Zuckerpilz: I have a copy of "Superman Archives" vol. 1 or so. Silver_bowl yea stark fist Silver_bowl yea stark fist cuthulu: back to work, Stang! lurch: Get that Burrow Owl Outa my tree MegaLiz: Stark Fist? Somebody got a Stark Fist?!??! JJDillon: Jetrock: It's all in the mail. Thank Irezumi for all this shit. Jetrock: i'm still waiting for my GODDAMN STARK FIST INSERTO-UPDATE!! Friday-j: "Ilsa meets Bruce Lee in the Bermuda Triangle" - a classic that was never made! lurch: make him King of the Hill Stang: gnatstang -- There was an interim small report mailed out last month and another due Oct. 24 at the printers. Oh yes and the 5,000 page one on the web but I guess that doesn't count, right? ICEKNIFE: wut is a wurmbear? Zuckerpilz: He takes on unsafe car makers by going up to cars and saying, "You think this car is SAFE, eh? Look how easy it BREAKS!" RevUni: PK was tellin me that Rev. N0rb was on JENNY JONES of all things the other day...dammit, i missed it. MegaLiz: I don't have no steenking STark FISHT!??! P-Lil: Make your OWN Stark Fist, then beat off with it. Jetrock: JJ: thass coo'. it happens. Geethree: stang did you get my mail???? Jetrock: irezumi=[ink. Friday-j: I got the Stark Fist with the CD in it - didn't you guys? gnatstang: modemac: what about 'Superman' story ' MAN OF STEEL Woman of Tissue'? lurch: weras dorky socks JJDillon: [ink? P-Lil: Stang: Hey, Seattle got their reports. lurch: Ralph Ynuder Zuckerpilz: I got no CD stark fist.. Agent_Wilco That's what *my* stark fist is for, P-lil Friday-j: Gnatstang - A fine Superman story by Larry Niven! talysman: gah! DON"T MENTION IREZUMI IN THIS SACRED PLACE! N_X_K: Friday:"KINNIKUMAN VS. ALPINE YOUNG GIRL HEIDI" ICEKNIFE: does the CON have an e-mail address UncleBear: gnat-- you mean the Larry Niven article? lurch: Stork Flask of renuzit JJDillon: Stark FISTing. ICEKNIFE: ? cuthulu: con@un.org Jetrock: okay, Sacramento didn't get their reports. Well, more to the point, *I* don't have an email address. Friday-j: The spirit of tattoo? MegaLiz: Dork@ibm.com Jetrock: taly: sorry... P-Lil: Friday: And the pull-out centerfold showing The Beast sucking the goo out of Barbie while wagging his stiffy proudly.... DBCooper: Need to shut the sound off the TV and replace it with Dread Zeppelin... crazykey: Ivan Stang--thanks for all that hard work on the SubG website!! Geethree: stang of kleenex, friday of steel? that one friday? Jetrock: I mean, *I* didn't get my FIST-UPDATE. Stang: GGG -- didn't get no paper mail... got a new ugly winged Dobbs and another Psychcho-Mayan by email. ICEKNIFE: stork fisting? Desmond: con@them.org Friday-j: Well, did everyone here get the Stark Fist with the hologram cover? Zuckerpilz: I got no fist-update. JJDillon: Jetrock: jetrock@emrl.com, you ninnyhammer. MegaLiz: Barbie is on the way OUT Modemac: Whew! Barbara Crampton was in this film called "Kidnapped." cuthulu: i got no fist either lurch: Thas where babies cum from Zuckerpilz: I got the Stark Fist with the TRADING CARDS.. Jetrock: the new SubSite arttwork made me spooge my trousers. ICEKNIFE: is that LEGAL? cuthulu: robert louis stevenson? N_X_K: Stang:Shit...Then how come I didn't get the interim in the mail? Or get my replacement card? It's like I don't exist... RevUni: theman@fuckyewuptheass.net talysman: JJ, I was about to say... Agent_Wilco ICE: Who told you about my earlier experimentation with 'storking'? Zuckerpilz: I use Lynx, so I can't spooge unles I download first.. Modemac: Video Hound hates it and calls it an exploitation film. Cool! gnatstang found that NOT waiting will get u a SFOR faster than Anticipating it..0-) JJDillon: I'm trying to summon him, Taly. We could totally reaminoexorcise him here. Jetrock: I got the 3-D Stark Fist they put out in 30,000 BC... lurch: sorking stuffers lurch: storking suffers RevUni: Storks and The Black Thing(TM) go hand in HAND! Zuckerpilz: I dn't wait for ANYTHING. P-Lil: The Stark Fist I got 30 seconds ago has a pair of VR GOGGLES and Sexhurt accessories. Friday-j: All hail Stang's fine SubSITE work - NOW GET BACK TO WORK YOU BUMPLESS KNIGGET! MegaLiz: The Stork List crazykey: hehe gnatstang: friday: heee!!!heee!!! Zuckerpilz: I got Stark Fist #0... Jetrock: yes. we like the Stang best when he's workin'. lurch: of manure Zuckerpilz: And the one with the DIE-CUT cover.. cuthulu: we like the old stangs best MegaLiz: How many Stangs we got now? Agent_Wilco There;s a lot of love in this room, brothers and sisters Zuckerpilz: There's vomit all over my pants! MegaLiz: and Who's cooking them? cuthulu: there's a ton of love Jetrock: I have the STARK FIST that is CARVED IN STONE ON THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAN, in the language of the ELDER GODS. Stang: Jesus mailed the Interim Fist to all zip codes between 50000 and 90000... we haven't sent California yet, ran out of bulk mail $. talysman: thanks Ice, although I never know what to do with it. Friday-j: What about the Stark Fist that was printed on graham crackers? That was a fave of mine, expecially with marshmallows. cuthulu: and i'm here to share DBCooper: Nonsense is once again restored cuthulu: one one one JJDillon: a progressive stang-ing program is needed. P-Lil: Zucker: Dooooon't look at me! RottingElvi thankyavurrymudge cuthulu: two on one Stang: He sent that mailing about one week ago. N_X_K: Stang:That'd explain it Zuckerpilz: Oh, no wonder, I'm 40205... lurch: I have a stork pissed cuthulu: all the way up to RevUni: I wanna be k00l Jetrock: MegaLiz: Reading 44.58 stangs on the pain scale--and rising. cuthulu: however much you can stand lurch: whudda I do Friday-j: MegaLiz - HOLD ON! Silver_bowler makes revuni K00l P-Lil: Stang: Again, Seattle got their Reports now. ICEKNIFE: all shall be k-rad and kew kew kewlie Zuckerpilz: I.. feel.. TENSE! Agent_Wilco He GOT DA PAWAH! JJDillon: damn. netporn and slack. No better combination. lurch: I'll have yer snark frisked RevUni: thank yew Silver. Knew I could count on ya. Friday-j: Who's putting an ad in the next Update besides me? Zuckerpilz: Oh no! A MEGA BUMMER TENSING ME OUT TO THE MAX! lurch: for a very modest fee talysman: oh godz, I just realized that "stang" is an anagram for "angst" Jetrock: i am awaiting my update. gnatstang praises the MTG PLAYERS...now THAT!!! is SLACK!! JJDillon: you're the k00l-ist, Iceknice. N_X_K: Dole is waffling, Clinton is talking like a slug...This is hilarious Friday-j: Talysman - NOW THE SECRET IS REVEALED ... Agent_Wilco Icenice! Stang: I might mention that about half of the entire Church moved without telling us their new addresses. The PO does not forward bulk mail and if we don't know where you are, you go into the LOST SUBGENII file... a kind of limbo until you give us your actual real-life address. P-Lil: Talysman: Figures. RevUni: LOL! ICEKNIFE: yeah... <SIGH>... I know... JJDillon: clinton is lying through his teeth. Jetrock: I hafta wait until the tapes are finished... then I will get an ad for UBERKUNST in the next FIST update... cuthulu: stang is an anagram for solid testes always need glue Zuckerpilz: It was too horrible to tell me. JJDillon: and it's hilarious. Silver_bowl Iceknice baby br_spade has left channel #subgenius Zuckerpilz: Stang: You have my kenfucky address, right? ICEKNIFE: WHAT? ICEKNIFE: WHAT? Signoff: Geethree (Write error to Geethree[dialup-01-059.austin.io.com], closing link) Agent_Wilco OK, here's my address, get a pen REAL FAST@ MegaLiz decides to hurt the next msger JUST A WEE BIT. ICEKNIFE: WHAT DO YOU WANT? UncleBear: stork piss? JJDillon: Jetrock: UBERKUNST at the Fair Oaks venue.DESTROY ALL YUPPIEDOM. RevUni: a million bucks, and a stork. Jetrock: okay. i emailed my new address to jesus last month, after sending HALF my new address to Stang the day before, and having him correct me... Friday-j offers MegaLiz some Pils RevJack: what the hell Stang: Anagrams for Rev. Ivan Stang: NERVES VAGINA TREND. ADVENT RANTING SNEER. RANTED RAVING EVENTS. Jetrock: JJDillon: CAN IT BE TRUE? CAN IT BE TRUE? MegaLiz: Thankee Fri! Stang: NESTED RAVING RAVEN. RevUni: THANKS JACK, REALLY. I APPRECIATE ALL THAT YOU DO FOR ME. MegaLiz gulps pils. WUFUCK!??! ICEKNIFE: riddle: how do you get off an elephant? Silver_bowl two bottles of auri,a nude lady,a camouflage cigarette case and a desert boot crazykey: wow RevJack: PLEASE SPEAK UP DerPelzige: Delivered pills! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Stang: TAVERN SINNED GRAVE. MegaLiz: Friday. What have you done?!? Friday-j: MegaLiz - Those are the Pils Stang offered me but I never took. JJDillon: Jetrock: I damned well better be. I masturbated 234 times yesterday thinking about it. Stang: DRIVEN GENRES AVANT. Jetrock: damn. any northern California subs can come see a DOKTORBAND destroy a YUPPIE PARK in early November... talysman: ehoah, I kinda like the Guild Art Complex as a better Uberkunst site. Friday-j: Iceknife - Jump? MegaLiz: SHITSHITSHIT!! Agent_Wilco Silver: The audience wants MORE! UncleBear has left channel #subgenius DBCooper: Dammit, everytime I want to turn the debate off, someone makes me want to turn it on again... and when I turn it on again I regret it. MegaLiz: I have the most irresistible urge for.... Silver_bowl oh Jetrock: taly: Yeah, but if it's outside, we can use FIRE!!! Zuckerpilz: Damn prozac means I can't beat off more than FOUR times a day. Silver_bowl oh Silver_bowl ok talysman: although flinging porn in Fair Oaks Park is pretty cool. MegaLiz: waxing!!! cuthulu: hey grandpa, what's for supper? Jetrock: and we won't have to use FLOOR CONDOMS to protect the ground. JJDillon: FIRE!! FIRE!!! UncleBear (~torque@s10.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #subgenius Signoff: UncleBear (Leaving) lurch: condomaiximum JJDillon is slobbering. Agent_Wilco Collards and drierd squid Friday-j: Mom - Want me to heat the wax or should GGG do it? Jetrock: yes, that is it.... PORN, FIRE, GAS, and MASSIVE DESTRUCTION. lurch: hefty bags Jetrock: ORAL SEX WITH MACHINES. ICEKNIFE: no no... You DOn't get off an elephant, you get off a DUCK!!! YEEEE-HAW!!! (told to me with much glee by a 6 year old) RevJack mops up wearily lurch: elephant trojans UncleBear (~torque@s10.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #subgenius P-Lil: Bye bye leg hairs! N_X_K: There seem to be no SoCal SubGenii. A shame...I'd like to see a doktorband level Melrose avenue and wipe out all the kamikaze valets Silver_bowl two bottles of auri,a nude lady,a camouflage cigarette case a desert boot,a free bottle of dash wax ,and the European(tm) feather dusting system JJDillon: Cybersex, with REAL CYBERS!! gnatstang 's new address is 667 Hellion street please make sure u do NOT send my mail to my neighbor as it tends to smell of brimstone and smoke when i DO get it from him Jetrock: NEKKID PICTURES and SUBDEENIE PROPAGANDA being used to THWAP UNWITTING AHTIST IN THE GODDAMN FACE! DBCooper: Oral sex with machines... Regina or Eureka? Signoff: cuthulu (Leaving) lurch: Sighbears Zuckerpilz: I have leg hairs on HALF of me.. Jetrock: NO COPS CAN STOP US! We killed 43 last time! Agent_Wilco Gnat: (can I call you gnat?) ICEKNIFE: Regina hoses are too thin UncleBear: lockup! gnatstang: agent: sure P-Lil: DBCooper: Go suck off an Osterizer. Signoff: RottingElvis (when I return, I'll be someone else . . .) Jetrock: DBCooper: ALL KINDS! We'll fuck ANY machine at an UBERKUNST show! MegaLiz: I want you to consider HONEY, Friday UncleBear: Thanx Jack DerPelzige: Lou scram. Byeeee! talysman: OBEY THE NIAD. RevJack: you betcha lurch: Shopvac RevUni: Bye Lou! JJDillon: Cops can't stop you, they JOIN IN!!! Slack of this MAGNITUDE is IRRESISTABLE to even the MOST pink! Jetrock: we'll even play the Vertonen LOCKUP! 7"... RevJack: bye bye Lou! RevUni: Who luvs ya baybee?! MegaLiz: Bye Lou! Zuckerpilz: Auf Wiedersehen! ICEKNIFE: bye Louper Silver_bowl bye lou lurch: Suck and blow RevJack: Thanks again! Friday-j: Megaliz - OK, but I need to boil it down with lemon first to make it STICKY ENOUGH. Signoff: DerPelzige (Leaving) ICEKNIFE: bye frout loup JJDillon: Even IREZUMI couldn't stay away! talysman: ehoah P-Lil: I think we scared Lou. Silver_bowl SO how do you get off an elephant? Jetrock: I WANT IREZUMI TO BE THERE!!! WE WILL SACRIFICE HIM! ICEKNIFE: no no... You DOn't get off an elephant, you get off a DUCK!!! YEEEE-HAW!!! (told to me with much glee by a 6 year old) talysman: it;s getting noizy in here. lurch: get Jack off the elephant RevUni: Silver: rub him off? UncleBear: NOTHING scares Lou but oxygen deprivation Zuckerpilz: SB: You DON'T.. you get off a DUCK! Jetrock: No IREZUMI can resist the HORRIBLE FORCE of UBERKUNST! RevJack: ICE - I don't get it. gnatstang: I want to see the Funny little guy with the Big mouth in the Debates!! ICEKNIFE: nor will you Friday-j: Stang - How much did the operation hurt? RevUni: duuuuhhh.. Jetrock: NIAD WILL TAKE A BILLION SOULS WITH IT TO *HELL!* Desmond: well, I get off on elephants and ducks. Zuckerpilz: So how do you Jack off the elephant? ICEKNIFE: want answer? send muny Jetrock begins the NIAD-PYROFLATULATION process P-Lil: I'm getting something to nibble on. BRB Silver_bowl hehe JJDillon: YES!!! RevJack: I still don't get it talysman: the only way to get Irezumi at NoiseFest will be to get Carl Stone or some other Arteest there to drop his pants... Jetrock: and we will have STUFF TO SELL TO THE NOISE-GOONS! Zuckerpilz: Jack: Doesn't sparky ever tell you jokes? MegaLiz laughs decisively at Jack talysman: ... for kissing, I mean. Jetrock: We'll KIDNAP him. and BEAT HIM! Friday-j: The only way to get Irezumi off is with sandpaper. JJDillon: MONEY-MAKING, SLACK-SPREADING, YUPPIE FUCKING MADNESS!!! Jetrock: I just need tons of neat KUNST. RevJack: Z - yah, I don't get those either Stang: Friday -- sorry, I didn't feel a thing, after the 90-foot long Novocaine needle in my eyeball. Zuckerpilz: Who the hell is Irezumi? lurch: oregami N_X_K: FOURTEEN MILLION BAYGLES WILL ROLL ACROSS THE EARTH, SPEADING PINK REMAINS BETWEEN THEIR HALVES LIKE IT WAS CREAM CHEESE AND LOX Jetrock: oh, dontcha hate that? RevJack fondles some BGART lovingly Friday-j: Stang - Now I'm disappointed. I was so savoring your agony in my imagination. MegaLiz: Sparky Sez: Why did the farmer pave the Road? HAHAAHAHHHAA Silver_bowl WEll you folks have big fun ICEKNIFE: hey Stang... I heard you were dead... that ture? Silver_bowl I'll see ya'll later Zuckerpilz: Oh god, there were FOURTEEN MILLION BANGLES? talysman: what I wanna know is: how did Friday meet Irezumi? ICEKNIFE: true? CTCP SOUND bye_bye.wav from Silver_bowler replied gnatstang: Stang IS AN AI!!! RUN!!!!! Signoff: Silver_bowler (A hot date with your mom) Zuckerpilz: WHO is IREZUMI? RevUni: Walk like an egyptian...OH SHUT UP, YA HO! Friday-j: Tlaysman - I saw the movie of course. Desmond: oregano: the ancient Italian art of pasta folding. Jetrock: Zucker: He's an EVIL PINK incarnation of NHGH. Jetrock: yeah, friday, riddle us this... Stang: ICEY -- deda? Huh? I'm DYING. They give me... maybe 40 more years. RevJack: NO I AM HUGH P-Lil: I like toast. lurch: noodle pullers Jetrock: gnatstang: that BUMP on his HEAD was actually the LAST REMNANT of his SOUL. ICEKNIFE: aw jeez... that's a long ass time! talysman: oh, sorry, we're talking about someone who took his handle from the movie... JJDillon: Irezumi is the evil High Pink. N_X_K: Zucker:Bagels, brickhead. "Baygle" is the proper term UncleBear: pasta fucking? RevJack: Toast and tea - that's th ticket Friday-j: Jetrock - TOO BIG to be the SOUL. lurch: Everywhere I go Zuckerpilz: I saw a movie on how MTV portrayed all women as cheap sluts.. best line- "Even SERIOUS GROUPS like the BANGLES are conned into this". lurch: people wanna know gnatstang: jet: they sent it into a MACINTOSH( sic) run!!!! crazykey: I had a bump removed from my head too!!! Stang: 40 years ain't SHIT, Iceknife. RevUni: LOL! lurch: what I dig the most Jetrock: Friday: It was hidden within that LUMP of FLESH! talysman: Irezumi is the ULTIMATE PINK. lurch: I say toast! Zuckerpilz: Paul used to have a bump on his CHIN. lurch: yeah, toast Zuckerpilz: WHO IS IREZUMI? RevUni: Kill Paul! RevJack digs the moat Zuckerpilz: He's not bugging me right now. I don't have to. RevJack: Save Jim N_X_K: Zucker:Miss Sakamoto's husband. ICEKNIFE: Pill Call! Jetrock: I want a lump ADDED to my head... last time I had one was at the last UBERKUNST show... Friday-j: I have two bumps on my chest that are pretty big ... going to get them removed on Thursday. crazykey: The doctor showed me what he removed and it looked like a strawberry!! Zuckerpilz: Oh. OK. Who's miss sakamoto? jesusann (JesusAnn@ppp42.snni.com) has joined channel #subgenius talysman: Zucker: email irezumi@emrl.com RevJack: Friday - can I have one? RevUni: MOM! jesusann: good god....look at you all.... Stang: Friday -- that'll still leave you what, 4 ? P-Lil: No, wait. Miss Sakamoto is amrried to ME. Jetrock: Zucker: He's this weenie who makes the lives of JJDillon and Talysman and me more annoying... Zuckerpilz: ROSA.. YOU.. HOT.. LITTLE.. BITCH! Modemac: I still have a video clip from MTV where they say a great insightful comment on my idol, Peter Gabriel. P-Lil: married. RevUni: Congrats! *kiss*! lurch: You look dumb with just one Friday-j: RevJack - Sure! UncleBear: Paul & Linda McCartney are directing a documentary about the Grateful Dead Agent_Wilco rosa! RevJack gesticulates wildly ICEKNIFE: COOTERPRO!!! jesusann: ohhhh, zuckerpilz Friday-j: Stang - No, just the two tiny ones in my armpits that leak milk during my period. talysman: damn, Friday, donn't de-bump yourself! P-Lil: ROSE!!!!! MegaLiz: ROSEA Modemac: "Peter Gabriel is taking a vacation at his home in Dakar! I have no idea where that is, folks, but it sounds really cool." MegaLiz: Roseola! DBCooper: Time to live... time to die. JJDillon: If you want to experience TRUE PINKNESS, send everything. junk mail, slack, dirty pictures of Bob Dole, used pawn tickets, ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, to irezumi@emrl.com and see the RESULTS. UncleBear: 'Mac, what was the insight? DBCooper has left channel #subgenius Zuckerpilz: Sure. You find out I'm 20, and the next day you're married to an OLD GUY. gnatstang grabs revjack's Gesticles!! Jetrock: Uncle: Are they doing the documentary NOW? I guess they don't count on any follow-up interviews with Jerry. talysman: I wanna see if they grow into new Fridays... P-Lil hugs Rose so hard I almost forget I'm nauseous tonight Friday-j: Lurch _ I always look dumb. It's just my face. jesusann: zucker....uh jesusann: well Friday-j: Talysman - I have faith that "Bob" will restore me if such is his Profit. jesusann is now known as SisRose Signoff: lurch (Read error to lurch[user-168-121-24-156.dialup.mindspring.com]: Connection reset by peer) ICEKNIFE: is COOTERPRO 4.1 available for windows 3.11 or just win 95? RevUni: lurchy go bye bye? UncleBear: Jet, the doc uses old home video they shot in the 60s Geethree (~gggor@dialup-01-070.austin.io.com) has joined channel #Subgenius Jetrock decides it is time to go EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI now. Zuckerpilz: Just because I'm not shorter of breath and one day closer to death.. Agent (agent@od2.odonline.com) has joined channel #subgenius MegaLiz: GGG! RevUni: Agent, dahling Friday-j: GGG returns! talysman: man, everyone's getting dropped tonight... Agent: hey uni! Stang: Friday -- your amputated teat fell into my discarded cyctic material! P-Lil: Checking on toast. talysman: bye Jets! Geethree: WHEW THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET BACK Stang: MMmmm--- they're GOOD! Jetrock: Uncle: Okay. i see... they STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED IT? talk about flaky... N_X_K: I hear Smith is working with Dole, Jones is working with Clinton, and Wanda is doing Perot Jetrock: bye taly. happy hunting. lurch (~lurch@user-168-121-24-156.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: Stang - No, your discarded cystic matter got all over my amputated teat! RevUni: Lurch RETURNS! YEEEEHAAAWWW! N_X_K: No fucking wonder Friday-j: Stang - Do you want milk or honey with that? UncleBear: jet- they just decided to do it now as an homage...that means more $$ now that jerry's dead N_X_K: Gx3 P-Lil: You got cystic matter in my teat butter! Jetrock: dang. all these OPERATIONS on STANG. ferst the anal retrofit, then the CRANIAL REPLACEMENT. ICEKNIFE: two great growths in one ogranism! P-Lil: No, you got teat butter in my cystic matter! Stang: Friday -- we could market this! New creamy, milk fishity BUMPTEAT! RevUni: Jerry is DEAD? Oh SHIT! Friday-j: Stang - So, when's the robo-naval going in? Zuckerpilz: Well? I demand ANSWERS, dammit! crazykey: hehe talysman: did they install the Stangian TechnoSphincter? RevUni sheds a tear for Jerry RevUni: NOT. Jetrock: fishtitty dickpitty Geethree: LISSEN STANGKY, FRIDAY, PLEASE LETS KEEP THESE PERSONAL SEXUAL PERFORMANCES TO THE SUBSITE OKAY??? Zuckerpilz: Or else I'm giving BACK your spatula! Friday-j: Stang - Where do you get the fishity from? Not my teats I tell you! N_X_K: Jet:Don't tell me you're planning on glandscaping him again. He shouldn't have any glands LEFT by now ICEKNIFE: Jerry is fine, Uni... thy're talking about that garcia guy from the hateful dread Jetrock: from the essence of the finest SHIT-TICKS! P-Lil: TOAST!!! gnatstang goal is to D/L the WHOLE DAMN !!! SUBSITE!! Stang: Friday -- all women smell fishy... when I'M through with 'em! Geethree: FAT JERRYJUNKIE Friday-j: GGG - I'm sorry, I just get so WEAK whenever I look at Stang and think ... of how much he does look like ... a chicken. Jetrock: gnatstang: why not JUST UPLOAD YOURSELF TO SUBSITE? Stang: Sorry... that was a sexist thing to say. I'm sorry. UncleBear: I have no opinion of the Dead, nut I HATE the Pinkboy McCartneys Geethree: THAT'S BECAUSE OF THOSE BACTERIA IN YOUR SALIVA IVAN!!! RevUni: JerryJunkieJew....ReggaeJunkieJew...WHICH IZZIT? talysman: an Xist thing to say? Friday-j: Stang - What's wrong with being sexy? And I thought you said I smelled like a squid! crazykey: hehehe gnatstang: jetrock; not much to U/L...besides...i need to try out my NEW computer/modem ICEKNIFE got the piano players, and the guitar player... next? Weir. Stang: Friday, you ever see that Vreedeez comic where I AM a chicken? Jetrock: me & my pal Doktor Die Hellblond are working on some neat art... Geethree: FRIDAY: STANG SEZ THAT TO ALL THE GIRLZ Signoff: JJDillon (Unknown Error:0) P-Lil: VA-VA-VOOM Friday-j: Stang - Yes, but I'm talking about the Topsfield Fair, whre they had a real live chicken that looks like you - even had BUMPS! RevJack vooms Stang: GGG -- hey man, I was about to score with Friday, you fucked everything up man! talysman: ooops. what happened to Mr. Dillon? gnatstang wants to see MORE 'Hendrix' PIX on the subsite dammit!!! Zuckerpilz: ICH MOECHTE ANTWORTEN, VERDAMMT ES! crazykey: hehehe Agent: IS ANYONEON GLAXYNET TOO? Agent: ER Agent: GALAXYNET Zuckerpilz: HUHNERFLEISCH! Friday-j: GGG - I know he says that to all the girls, but I'm DIFFERENT! Well, no not really. Jetrock: i'm working on HORROR-ART to clog up the ART MINES. RevJack: Jimi Hendrix was a faggot. P-Lil: Better Long Chicken Than Long Pig! P-Lil: Better Long Chicken Than Long Pig! P-Lil: Better Long Chicken Than Long Pig! Jetrock: We're all faggots on this bus... Friday-j: Stang - Wanna go to a private channel and neck? P-Lil: Better Long Chicken Than Long Pig! Stang: There is a newly revised JimiIslands pic on alt.binaries.slack as of about 3 hours ago. And a nice Moonbase Dobbstown pic. Zuckerpilz: Hendrix KICKED ASS. ICEKNIFE: jack, take that back Agent_Wilco For the number of people on here ow, my guess is no ICEKNIFE: NOW Zuckerpilz: How about Long Meg? gnatstang: revjack: ENNNNNTTTT!!!! WRONG ANSWER!! Jetrock: jetrock Jetrock: jetrock Jetrock: jetrock Zuckerpilz: What should I listen to now? RevUni: damn hippies.. Geethree: STANG: YOU PATHETIC LITTLE EGOPHILE YOU COULDN'T SCORE IN BOY'S TOWN IN A SAILOR SUIT, A NEW TATTOO AND A FIST FULL OF C-NOTES!!! Zuckerpilz: No,, wrong one. RevJack: I put in his windows for him up in Jersey - he answered the door in a dress Friday-j: Not GalaxyNet! NOOOOOO! Zuckerpilz: God is not mocked. CTCP SOUND disgust.wav from ICEKNIFE replied N_X_K fires up the CHAiNSAW and prepares to chop up gnat into itty bitty pieces for his soup stock RevJack: I SEEN it Stang: Friday, get your hands off my exit wound. Another channel, hell, let's just go out to my pickup. Friday-j: God is a good knocker substitute Zuckerpilz: JOHN WAYNE is a FREAK! (Melon Farmer version) Jetrock: it seems like this one would be ENOUGH.... crazykey: hehehe Stang: GGG -- I'll bet you say that to all the boys. Desmond: god wears mock turtle necks. ICEKNIFE: huh-huh-huh, yew wanna see my oick? Agent: bbl Friday-j: Stang - But I love GGG so too! Can he come along and watch? Geethree: TELL SOOZY THE FLOOZY THAT GAL FRI ICEKNIFE: pick? RevJack oicks Signoff: Agent (That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood!) Friday-j: JOHN WAYNE was a NAZI, he liked to play SS Friday-j: He had a picture of ADOLF, old boy, under his cowboy vest Jetrock: He had a picture of Adolf ol' boy tucked in his cowboy's vest! Geethree: STANGY LISTEN YOU BITCH!..... Zuckerpilz: TIMOTHY CAREY has been rumored to be a NAZI.. but he still made a GOOD movie.. Jetrock: sure he would string up your mama P-Lil: Watch the teat. In times of stress, go to the teat. Nuzzle. Suckle. First circuit goes gooey. Only $5 Jetrock: and sure he would torture with your pop Friday-j: GGG - Soozy and I talked about you once. Jetrock: sure he would march you up to the wall talysman: Jim Carey was the AMAZING ELASTONAZI. Jetrock: sure he would hang you buy your left ball SisRose: P-Lil...here's a twenty! P-Lil: If I were a prostitute, I'd only have one thing to sell--suck my tits, $5. Geethree: OH WELL I'D VOTE FOR HIM ANYONE THAT COULD STRING UP MY MAMA..... Desmond: no, jim carey is just an idiot. Stang: My MOM thinks GGG is REAL CUTE. Of course he's around her age... Friday-j gives P-Lil some Stang-chicken soup P-Lil: I'll make millions. RevUni gives Lil ICEKNIFE: ok, ok... I know a LOT of you are wondering... what DID iceknife do with hitler's frozen brain? UncleBear: Jim Carey is a good reason to reopen Austwitz RevUni: 5 bucks RevUni: :) P-Lil: Rose: Ooh, baybe, you get to suck on BOTH for that! Friday-j: Iceknife - Danced wth it? Jetrock: I thought he fucked it... Geethree: YEAH FRIDAY AND WOT DID YOU TALK ABOUT? Zuckerpilz: SELL? If I could get people to pay me FIVE BUCKS for that.. N_X_K: talys:Jim Carrey is Jerry Lewis's genetically-bred replacement Desmond: Bear: I'll agree with that. RevJack: diddled it? SisRose applies chapstick Jetrock: P-lil: How much to suck on ALL FIVE? Friday-j: GGG - Just what a charming bear you are. UncleBear: Forget Hitler's brain, WHERE'S HIS OTHER TESTICLE??? RevJack chaps P-Lil: Friday: Nummy soup. Thanks. Urk. Ugh. Er. Stang: NOTE: I DON'T TAKE PRIVATE MESSAGES DURING IRC... TOO RETARDED. EMAIL ME ABOUT SPECIFICS. Geethree: YEAH AND YER MOM GIVES BETTER HEAD THAN YOU IVAN!!!! Zuckerpilz: It got attached to Dillinger's thingamabobber. P-Lil: Jetrock: Depends--all at once or one at a time? RevJack: but MEGALIZ will take your messages RevJack: all of them talysman: ... soon, I will have an ENTIRE ARMY of Jim Careys and RULE THE WORLD!!! Zuckerpilz: Operators are standing by. UncleBear: I'm going to South America JUST to find Mengele and have him deal with this. gnatstang: /stang 0-) ICEKNIFE: Deitrich Echardt took it to initiate adolph in the Thule Society... don't interrupt... Jetrock: Hitler's brain, Dillinger's whangdoodle, and STANG'S ORIGINAL ASSHOLE. the beast that terrified a world! N_X_K: talys:Soon, the Con's going to exterminate Lewis and have Jim Carrey do the fucking Muscular Dystrophy telethon talysman: Mengele = Grantland? Friday-j: Jetrock - Claymation I hope? P-Lil: Yeah, I' talysman: oh, you said South AMERICA... Geethree: JETROCK---YEA BROTHER YEA ROFLMAO P-Lil: Yeah, I'm auditioning for a PIMP now. Who wants to try out? RevJack: easy mistake, T Zuckerpilz: Mengele writing bad poetry.. Good lord. Friday-j: Stang would make a great pimp in a red velvet suit. Zuckerpilz: I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back... crazykey: I'm more of a John type talysman: damn, Jets, you need to contact WIREHEAD... UncleBear: They'll cure Muscular dystrophy before they cure Jim Carrey, it's a CON DUPE world Desmond: IS IT SAFE? Zuckerpilz: I'm a DAVE type. Friday-j: I'll wash the sheets in the bordello Geethree: DID YOU ALL HERE ABOUT THE TIME DOWN IN BRAZIL WHEN STANG'S ASSHOLE PUT ON SOME CLOTHES AND A HAT AND WENT OUTTO PICK UP HOOKERS???? RevJack is a monotype UncleBear: Hitler painting roses ICEKNIFE: funny you should mention hookers, since we're starting a new script soon... Stang: I'll tell who's the PIMP of the Church. Jesus Devilacqua. He DRESSES like a pimp and TALKS like one. Zuckerpilz: I'll get the sheets in the bordello dirty.. P-Lil: Friday: You sheet-whiffer! Signoff: Zuckerschwanz (Ping timeout for Zuckerschwanz[homer.louisville.edu]) Friday-j: GGG - Whoat did it do with them once it got them? gnatstang wonders if Doles' www address is valid? www.dolecamp96org? Jetrock: talysman: well, maybe he'll be at CLUB CTHULHU tonight... crazykey: bitchin gnatstang: heee!!!heee!!! Zuckerpilz: Oh. Good thing he's gone. Zuckerpilz: I forgot about him. talysman: Jetrock: offer to suck his AMIGA... UncleBear: I met Jesus in prison once, back in Jersey. He was EVERYONE'S bitch Friday-j: Stang - Is that a nice thing to say? Just because he hung around with whores last time doesn't mean he's still doing it. Agent_Wilco Oh! Amiga! Stang: On occasion, Jesus and I have to drive around Dallas in a MODEL B FORD replica -- a 1932 Indiana Jones type car. I hate to do that because we look EXACTLY like pimp drug dealers. Which, in a WAY.... N_X_K: Bear:Jim Carrey can never be cured. He is the herald to NHGH, like Silver Surfer was to Galactus Zuckerpilz: Jim Bakker got to be someone's bitch in prison. Geethree: FRIDAY; THEY SAID LATER THEY COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IVAN AND HIS ASSHOLE, EXCEPT THE ASSHOLE NEVER TOOK THE HAT OFF!!! Zuckerpilz: But SILVER SURFER got FIRED! Friday-j: GGG - Any .gifs? DynaSoar (dmcclain@muselab-gw.runet.edu) has joined channel #subgenius Zuckerpilz: Dynasoar! RevJack: Yo D DynaSoar: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEETS Friday-j: Stang - I LOVE cool old cars? Can I see it when I come to Dallas? RevUni: Yo Dyna! Zuckerpilz: Anekdoten is all dubbed.. RevJack: MORE PEOPLE YES talysman: Dynasor! Jetrock: mackdaddy D!! Friday-j: Dyna Rulez! Zuckerpilz: FOOD.. brb.. Geethree: YEAH SOMWHERE,, SOMEBODY ELSE DIDN'T EVEN WANT THEM LET ME LOOK ICEKNIFE has set the topic on channel #SubGenius to INVINCIBLE KUNG-FU HOOKERS!!! Cast Party! B.Y.O.C.! RevJack: the Lifting Body hisself N_X_K: Zucker:Ahh...But Nova replaced him... P-Lil: Dyna! P-Lil: More toast! talysman: a gnatstang thinks that JESUS would end up a Crack head giving it up to anyone and!!!! PIMPING whores!! DynaSoar: WUDDUP? UncleBear: STAN LEE was a CON DUPE, but JACK KIRBY *had* SLACK! Friday-j: GGG - That's OK, someone else is silly puty in my hands. She'll give it to me. Stang: Friday, you'll have to ask Ydnax. My dad gave HIM the replica ancient car. I got a lollypop... Modemac: BYOC? Bring Your Own Cocaine? RevUni slaps gnatstang....like a pimp talysman: BYOC? Bring Your Own Camera? Geethree: CRUNT CRUNT CRUNT Jetrock: Kirby! WOO WOO! the Prince of CHROME! ICEKNIFE: stan is a sub who managed to sell out... that he stabbed jack in the back PROVES it gnatstang: revuni: do it again!!! P-Lil: Oh, billowing clouds of frappitude.... RevJack: BGART BGART BGART BGART Zuckerpilz: And now NOVA is DEAD.. unless she CAME BACK.. DynaSoar: Gordon. Crunting? At your age? RevUni: Bring yer own crunt Friday-j: Stang - Ydnax is a charming young man. Is he still ... um ... virile, unlike you? RevUni slaps gnatstang....like a pimp Geethree: THAXSS IT UNI RevUni: happy? Stang: Dyna -- howdy. DynaSoar: Hey boss Stang: JACK KIRBY FUCKIN' RULZ!!!! ICEKNIFE: yup ICEKNIFE: bring yer own crunt Jetrock: ah gots me a BIG YELLOW FUR HAT. Zuckerpilz: BRING YOUR OWN CHROME! Geethree: NO MATCHES....AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH11111111 11111111111111 Zuckerpilz: Kirby is a GOD. Modemac: Okay, Dyna, are you ready to kick my babushka for posting k))L wArEz to a.b.s. today? talysman: Bring Your Own Castparty. ICEKNIFE: it's only fair N_X_K: Zucker:OKOK, but the fucking metaphor is stretched out now RevJack: anybody named Jack rules UncleBear: Jack lost his slack in the end, unfortunately Jetrock: And a pair of PIMP-VISION SUNGLASSES. Stang: Jack Kirby is one of the ALL TIME MOST INFLUENTIAL ROGUE SUBGENII EVER. lurch has left channel #subgenius Friday-j: OK, who's the Harvey Keitel in here and who's the Jodie Foster? UncleBear: TELL IT STANG! ICEKNIFE: can't expect nenslo to bring the crunt for EVERYONE, can we? P-Lil: I'll play Jodie. Geethree CONTEMPLATES CORPOREAL DISSOLUTION DynaSoar: ICEKNIFE YA SACK OF BOILED SHRIMP SHELLS, HOWYA? Zuckerpilz: Um, I'm Tom Hanks today. Friday-j: GGG - Rub Stang's dry lips together until they IGNITE Jetrock oozes purest CRUNT from a specially-designed orifice Modemac: Friday: You mean when Jody played a 12-year-old hooker in "Taxi Driver?" ICEKNIFE: Hiya Dennis! UncleBear: Kirby had so much slack he's ALREADY ON the saucers! RevUni: bring yer own Gump RevJack: GGG - BANG THE ROCKS TOGETHER Stang: You'll notice that MANY SUBGENIUS PROFESSIONAL PREACHERS lapse into Kirby-Lee DIALOG STYLE at rant-peaks. Zuckerpilz: Yeah, we need a pimp and a hooker. Geethree: FRIDAY:EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! Friday-j: Modemac - Yup, and Keitel was her pimp. Modemac: Kirby BUILT HIS OWN SAUCERS! ICEKNIFE: dyin' by nanoseconds... you? DynaSoar: Geez. Ice talks civil. Is something wrong? Zuckerpilz: Who gets to be the sleazy mafia john from the campaign office? Zuckerpilz: Iceknife gets dibs on Deniro! Stang: You may notice that my VERY PUNCTUATION is almost entirely MARVEL-INFLUENCED!! Friday-j: GGG - But the HAIR is such a good way to get the blaze a-going talysman: Ice has been very civil all night. weird! Geethree: OH THIS IS JUST FINE JUST FUCKIN DANDY!!! ICEKNIFE: I get to play ORION of NEW GENISIS RevJack: ignore him, he's drunk Stang: I even have EVERY ISSUE OF DEVIL DINOSAUR, most retarded comic of ALL TIME!!?!? RevUni: hes on the pot ICEKNIFE: stoned Zuckerpilz: AH! That would explain the ALMOST RANDOM CAPS! UncleBear: STAN LEE is a pathertic old "Bob" wannabee now crazykey: hehehe Friday-j: Stang - Your entire OUTLOOK is entirely NAVAL-INFLUENCED! Geethree: HEHEHEHEHEH Zuckerpilz: I have ONE ISSUE of DEVIL DINOSAUR.. N_X_K: Stang:Oh, we figured that out YEARS ago, ya shit DynaSoar: Who's drunk, Jack? Geethree: BLOOD AND FIRE Stang: Philo and I got to MEET Kirby and got his cancerous autograph. talysman: DEVIL DYNASOAR? gnatstang: I want to fuck the VP's daughters!!! then!! I'D VOTE FOR CLINTON!! Friday-j: BUILD THE PYRE ICEKNIFE: I'm terribly allergic to liquids Modemac: Stang: Don't forget Kirby's comic series based on 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY! Jetrock: I--I'll have to use my ATOMIC FIRE BLASTS to get us out of THIS mess! UncleBear: MOON BOY was a ficking YETI, MAN!!! Geethree: BLESSED BE THE PIPE THAT IS ALWAYS LIGHT' DynaSoar: NONONONON DYNASOAR NICE RevJack: Dyna - sorry, it's me. I thought it was someone else. Geethree: IN THE EYE OF DOBSS RASTAFARI JJDillon (marquez@ppp-207-104-173-97.scrm01.pacbell.net) has joined channel #subgenius Zuckerpilz: We've spent hours trying to figure out the way they came up with DEVIL DINOSAUR. Zuckerpilz: And he was RED. gnatstang would vote for GORE IF he got to FUCK ONE OF HIS DAUGHTERS!! Friday-j: BLESSED BE THE GRIN THAT IS FULL OF SIN talysman: JJ! what happened? N_X_K: DAVID LETTERMAN IS THE ANTI-DOBBS. I'm sure of it. Tonight, anyway. RevUni: i like, saw this guy at the supermarket today, and I could tell that he wanted me.....to SHUT UP... JJDillon: Sorry, Lord Talysman. Porn check. ICEKNIFE: and moonboy! Geethree HAS TO ADMIT THAQT CHELSEA GIVES GREAT HEAD Zuckerpilz: I don't want to fuck a FAMOUS daughter, the SECRET SERVICE would be watching me. Friday-j would vote for Stang is she got to screw around with Sivet! UncleBear: DEVIL DINOSAUR was a ALLEGORY! N_X_K: He'll die right after I put another slug in Dobbs' head Zuckerpilz: I saw letterman a cuople nights ago. I had to realize that he WASN"T FUNNY IN THE LEAST. ICEKNIFE: MOONBOY TOTALLY RULES ALL YOU SOMEWHAT HOMO ERUPTUS TYPES!!! Geethree: OH FRIDAY YER IENCOURAGEABLE!!! gnatstang: zucker: REALLY? 0-) Friday-j: The gap in Letterman's teeth where his TALENT leaked away ... sad. RevJack temporizes gnatstang: heee!!!heee!!! Jetrock: *DEATHLOK!!!* RevUni: Q: What do The White House and Massachusetts have in common? DynaSoar: Man, this is like trying to jump a fast moving train. Stang: Dyna -- I fixed all those Hymnall chordss and stuff.... and linked in all the mountains of text you gave/sent me long ago. Friday-j kisses GGG's juicy wet lips RevUni: A: They both have an ugly Chelsea UncleBear has FUCKED Moon Boy on three separate occassions! gnatstang sees that ALLL OF THE MAJOR 'MEDIA' R GOING FOR THE 'LCD' EFFECT!!! DynaSoar: Ivan: Saw your message. Thanks. Zuckerpilz: Moon Pants? Modemac: Stang: Speaking of Kirby, don't forget the Black Racer! The New Gods' token black, the Skiing God of Death! Friday-j: MOON PANTS??? N_X_K: Friday:JHVH gave "Bob" the pipe...NHGH gave "David" the GAP Geethree DRIVERS HIS EXTEMELY LONG AND PREHENSILE TONGUE DEEP INTO FRIDAY'S THROAT RevJack: Pretty busy tonite Dyna, and not much ugliness (relatively speaking) Zuckerpilz: YES! THE BLACK RACER! And THE DEMON! Jetrock: ARMAGETTO!! Stang: WHAT ARE MOON PANTS?? Jetrock: The demon ETRIGAN!!! Friday-j opens wide for the penetrating flesh of GGG DynaSoar: Ivan, got another load of text stuff for you. ICEKNIFE: gone, gone, the form of man... Zuckerpilz: They're the pants the astronauts wore to the moon. Jetrock: behold the demon ETRIGAN!!! Friday-j: They're the pants you wear on the Moon! UncleBear: The MOON BOY/ MOON PANTS connection, in the next ish of DEBBIL DYNASOAR Stang: Now here's an obscure, REALLY bulldada/surreal old comic line: KONA, MONARCH OF MONSTER ISLE. ICEKNIFE: ARISE (stang you theiving fuck) The DEMON, ETRIGAN RevNickie (nickie@dal40.metronet.com) has joined channel #subgenius Zuckerpilz: What about, KAMANDI, LAST BOY ON EARTH? Stang: Does ANYBODY remember the THIRD ISSUE of KONA??? Friday-j: NICKIE DARLING! RevUni: Oye, nickie! Jetrock: sorry, ice. it's been a few years. Geethree DRIVES IN LIKE A DRUNKEN KRAUT PUSHING A BEEMER DOWN THE INSIDE LANE OF DER AUTOBAHN!!! Modemac: Never even heard of Kona... Friday-j: Nickie - Save me! GGG is trying to French-kiss me into submission! talysman: DEBBIL DOES DYNASOAR? what? Jetrock: I think I still have the original Charlton CAPTAIN ATOM comic... Modemac: You're one up on all of us, Stang/ UncleBear: KAMANDI HAD SLACK! Trapped in the world after X-DAY... ICEKNIFE: debbie does DEVIL DYNASOAR Jovial (ANOK@PPPC5.TST-MedHat.com) has joined channel #subgenius Zuckerpilz: The Demon got really lame when those Dark Horse d00dz took over. gnatstang: John John's the Martian hunter!!! Jetrock: KAMANDI-Last Boy on 'Frop! Friday-j feels her tender pink flesh being ramrodded into servitude DynaSoar: Only one way to get up to speed; HEAD FIRST Jovial: Holy momma DynaSoar: NYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RevNickie: Hey....uh, everyone Geethree WITHDRAWS HIS TONGUE AND THENH LICKS HIS WAY DOWN THE FRONT OF FRIDAY Zuckerpilz: Friday: When you talk about that kind of stuff, do it in GERMAN. Jetrock: gnatstang: MARTIAN MANHUNTER! Stang: No shit, KONA MONARCH OF MONSTER ISLE #3 has got to be ther WEIRDEST comic I ever saw... dates from around 1966... Modemac: Score one for Uncle Bear. And of course, after the "Crisis on Infinite Earths" DC changed their future history so that Kamandi's Great Disaster never happened. UncleBear: HEY NICKIE! Friday-j offers GGG some paga to calm him down RevUni: Jovial: When DO I get the Pics of N0rb in a G-String? HUH? HUH? RevJack: We waited for YOU, Jovial DynaSoar: FELL EM UP AND DWON THE OTHER SIDE KIIDIES I GOT A HOT BOTHER ON Jetrock: nothing like a big green detective in BONDAGE GEAR... ICEKNIFE: my roomie just gave me a cool little statue of Ganesha and 3 cds!!! Zuckerpilz: What's with PAGA? I thought they were a MAGMA SPLINTER GROUP? UncleBear: Modemac, that was a CON attempt to deny that X-DAY WILL HAPPEN!!! DynaSoar: PEEL a gin frank and WEAR IT PROUDLY Friday-j is getting cold with all that honey and spit all over her. gnatstang wonders if anyone here remembers JOHNNY SOCKO?!! Modemac: Stang: If Kona was published by an independent comic company in 1966, it's probably out of business. How about scanning some of it in? RevJack: WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE SPEAK UP Geethree RERSPONDS BY CHEWING HIS WAY THROUGH FRIDAY'S UNDERWARE Zuckerpilz: Green detective in bondage gear? What the HELL is this? ICEKNIFE: in Amber, DWORKIN is a NOUN, not a VERB!!! RevNickie: underware? is that like corningware? talysman: Green Hornet? N_X_K: FUCK IT! DRAGON BALL IS FAR BETTER THAN ALL MODERN AMERICAN COMICS COMBINED DynaSoar: WIPE both side UP and DOWN and set yourself on FIRE Zuckerpilz: DWORKIN is a noun to ME, too.. Stang: Modemac -- I would scan like 14 motherfuckers if I had a scanner. Friday-j: GGG - That's not MY underwear! That's Stang's! I always wear it during IRC Jetrock: JOHNNY SOKKO AND HIS GIANT ROBOT! UncleBear: Corningware panties, hold in the heat! ICEKNIFE: Ninja High School RevUni: NXK: Bondage Fairies! BONDAGE FAIIIIRIES! gnatstang: jetrock: something like that!! DynaSoar: [This has been a test. Had this been a real rant you would have been instructed to burn to the ground.] Friday-j: Stang - Do you want a scanner with 24-bit or 30-bit color? Jetrock: RAT PFINK A BOO BOO! Zuckerpilz: Bondage fairies? What the fuck are these? talysman: OK, Mr. Zucker. show us your dworkin. Geethree WATCHES IN SATISFACTION AS FRIDAY WRITHES IN ECSTASY AS THE BOWL OF THE PIPE COMES CLOSER... Modemac: Well then, just PHOTOCOPY the pages and scan them in through your FAX! Zuckerpilz whips it out UncleBear: JOHNNY SOKKO! They're being re-released on video! Zuckerpilz: Plants wither. Stang: Here's another Truly Weird Comic -- from the early 60s: HERBIE. Anybody know it? gnatstang: unclebear: K00l!!! ICEKNIFE: I loved the Forever People best... ass-whuppn' cosmic hippie runaways!!! Zuckerpilz: YES! Bob Burden did a HERBIE tribute.. UncleBear: Was Herbie like an archive knockoff? RevUni: Bondage Fairies is a Japanese pornographic comic book....fairies fucking insects and so on. It R00LZ. Zuckerpilz: Issue 31 of FLAMING CARROT.. talysman: GAMMERA KICKS ROBOT ASS! Friday-j: GGG - Hey, that's not me, that's my sister Jones2! You leave her alone - she's a VIRGON goddamnit! Stang: HERBIE IS DR. HOWLL Modemac: UT! Jetrock: yeh, the local "weird shit" video store in Sacramento has JOHNNY SOKKO, and a nearly complete Ray Dennis Steckler collection... Signoff: JJDillon (Unknown Error:0) Zuckerpilz: Jeez.. So much COOL SHIT I miss out on.. Geethree: YEAH I USED TO HAVE A COPY OF THAT I GOT FROM A GUY IN THE MERCHEANT MARINE WHEBN I LIVED IN SOUTH AFRICA UncleBear: STANLEY & HIS FUCKING MONSTER N_X_K: Toriyama's Saiyans are his interpretation of HOMO EXCELSIOR...Vegeta and Kakarotto are YETI, dammit Zuckerpilz: I gotta get into trading some of this shit.. gnatstang: Battle Of The Planets?!!! RevJack has left channel #subgenius Friday-j: I never read comics as a child, nor do I now. Unless there's a new Flaming Carrot. ICEKNIFE: yes... the original... talysman: dammit, JJ has dipped into the porn again... ICEKNIFE: TED TURNER MUST DIE Geethree SEZ;YUM YUM YABYUM!! RevNickie: GAH! Jovial: I MUST DIE Zuckerpilz: Well, there's the FLAMING CARROT/HERBIE crossover that came out last year. UncleBear: woof Jetrock: all this ANIME. gahhh. it gets OLD. Friday-j: Nickie - So, would you like to help me spread this honey on Stang's legs? Geethree: FLAMING CARROT RULZE Stang: I stopped buying comic books when they went to 50 cents each. That was probably before some of you were born... BUMMER man. Zuckerpilz: What about, uh, KEKKO KAMEN? UncleBear has left channel #subgenius Jetrock: Friday-j: There is stuff that's non-crap... _Desert Peach_, ferrinstance... Zuckerpilz: I like Cerebus, myself. RevNickie: Friday: only if ants follow, ha ha Friday-j: Zucker - Not Kekko Kamen! RevUni: Milk And Cheese, for instance... Modemac: Jetrock: When it comes to anime, forget AKIRA. Look for LAPUTA: CASTLE IN THE SKY. You won't regret it. N_X_K: Jet:Dragon Ball does not fit in the "All This" category. Zuckerpilz: Milk an Cheese is a one-joke thing, but still good. Jetrock: _Cerebys_, _Love&Rockets_, _HATE_, _Eightball_... talysman: heck, no, Stang, I remember some 50-cent Dr. Strange RevUni: Too Much Coffee Man? Zuckerpilz: I've not seen Kekko Kamen myself.. too cheap to RENT MOVIES.. Stang: Listen to me, an old comic book geek mumbling all bleary in his coffeee.... Friday-j: Nickie - Yes, I have those giants ants from "Them!" lined up right here beside me, making that eerie chittering noise of theirs. Jetrock: anything Evan Dorkin does... DynaSoar: Doan wanna buy comics. Wanna be IN comics RevNickie: While we're talking comics, ever heard of "Slacker"? UncleBear (~torque@s10.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #subgenius Jetrock: _SLACKER_, as stupid as the title is, is pretty great... ICEKNIFE has set the topic on channel #SubGenius to TELETHON to buy STANG a VEST like RAC SHADE!!! GIVE $$$! Geethree: MODEMAC: IS THERE AN ENGLISH VERSION..I HAVE THE ORIGINAL IN jAPPANESE...(THANX STANGKY) crazykey: How come they NEVER play the old green hornet episodes?? Jetrock: EIGHTBALL!!! UncleBear: fucking conspiracy RevUni: Eightball roolz RevNickie: Slacker is done by my good friend Doug Slack Zuckerpilz: ?[x Modemac: G3: I have a fan-SUBTITLED video of Laputa. Good subtitles, too! Friday-j: SUPERNATURAL BEAST CITY - great rapes! N_X_K: Dragon Ball Z, albeit an EDITED version of Dragon Ball Z, is being shown on Saturday mornings. You could LEARN things from it training for the creat day when the Saucers come RevUni: Dan Clowes...awesome Zuckerpilz: Isn't GREEN HORNET part of FAT ALBERT? Jetrock: RevNickie: Doug Slack is GREAT.... i love that stuff. avoided it for a long time because i hated the title... UncleBear: f/x network shows green hornet Jetrock: Zuck: that's BROWN hornet... Zuckerpilz: Oh. Yeah. RevNickie: Jet: he gave me the nme DEATHCHICK!! ICEKNIFE: the incredible changing STANG Modemac: What I DON'T have, however, is a second VCR to dub tapes. Friday-j: What about GREEN HORNY DOES DEVIL DYNASOAR? Zuckerpilz: Was GREEN HORNET the one with BRUCE LEE as KATO? Signoff: Stang (Leaving) N_X_K: Modemac:Hades Project Zeorymer is a good one talysman: crazykey: necause they SUCKED. Zuckerpilz: Well, so much for STANG.. crazykey: ok DynaSoar: LOOK, it's FOAMING Signoff: DynaSoar (Leaving) Zuckerpilz: VILE FOAMY ECTOPLASM Jetrock: RevNickie: coolness... i can relate even tho i finished high school 10 years ago--his stuff is goot! Stang (istang@dal155.metronet.com) has joined channel #subgenius ICEKNIFE: ABOUT THAT STOOPID DEATHCHICK SHIT.... CAN I START MAILING YOU PARTS OF MY COLLECTION, OR CAN WE CALL YOU POSERCHICKIEPOO NOW??? Geethree: ME EITHER MINE'S BROKE TOO...SITTING THERE WAITING FER ME TO WIN THE LOTTERY AND REDEEM ITS LITTLE KOREAN SOUL talysman: man, what's happening? ICEKNIFE: bad things Zuckerpilz: Why does IRC make me use so many CAPS? crazykey: man talysman: everyone's getting sucked into the VORTEX. Friday-j: Iceknife - Don't _I_ get anything from your collection? ICEKNIFE: it's GOOD Stang: Whoa... whu hoppen?? Friday-j whimpers into her ice water Geethree: ICEKNIFE: I'M THE ONE WHO TALKS UPPERCASE HERE...REMEMBER??? crazykey: look out RevNickie: ICE: if you knew how it related to "Slacker" you'd realize what a dumbass you are Modemac: Zukerpilz: So you can be HEARD. Everyone is YELLING all the time. Stang: I got FLUSHED??!!! Who else? gnatstang: stang: netsplit? Jetrock: whoa! Stang! you okay, man? You fell down and screamed, "MY LUMP!! GIVE ME BACK MY LUMP!!" crazykey: ne pas moi? UncleBear: Stang, I got hit too Zuckerpilz: WATER.. more WATER.. DBCooper (DBCooper@unabadger.smart.net) has joined channel #subgenius Stang: Reminds me of that time Philo and I buttsplit that one Moonie. Zuckerpilz: I'm not trying to SHOUT.. I just like using INAPPROPRIATE EMPHASES.. gnatstang: stang: u took like 5 people with u when u left...GOT TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME DAMMIT!!! ICEKNIFE: the kind of dumbass who actually wastes time on crap that some purile gwat like you'd waste time on? yeah... shut up already. UncleBear: ENOUGH CRAP! MORE OBSCURE KIRBY REFERENCES! Geethree: DID YOU ALL SEE KNICKIE KICK THAT LUMP ALLTHE WAY ACROSS NEATO? talysman: Dynasoar got flushed too, it looks... ICEKNIFE: Big Barda Friday-j: Stang - I have to go now. Do you want to send me the PGP key for that "intimate" message you e-mailed me a while back? ICEKNIFE: Lashina RevNickie: Jet: many of those characters are real people I went to HS with! Modemac: Here's the Kirby character with the most embarassing name of all time: THE WHIZZER! RevNickie: GGG: no, accross NEENER Friday-j: Well, I have to go soon, let's say. Stang: FRIDAY!!! FOR GODS SAKE KEEP THAT QUIET!!! Zuckerpilz: Dammit, people are LURKING here.. NO LURKERS! Jetrock: RevNickie: they do have the touch of "reality"... 'specially since my girlfriend is a "goth chick"... UncleBear: Mac, he's got the same sooperpowers as ME! RevUni: damn. Geethree: WATCHIT FRIDAY IT'S PROLLY A VIRUS THAT MAKES AKLL YOUR JPEGS GROW PIX OF STANG'S DIX Friday-j: Stang - Oops! Are there other people in this channel? gnatstang is the ANTILURKER!! RevNickie: I am NOT the goth chick there, thankfully N_X_K: Night Friday, you little tramp Modemac: UncleBear: Actually, he doesn't. The Whizzer was a fast-running guy like the Flash/ Stang: Then there was He Who Waits, who appeared for ONE FRAME of ONE FANTASTIC FOUR and was never seen again. Zuckerpilz: I'm not goth, and I'm not a chick. Signoff: MegaLiz ((Connection reset in cement)) ICEKNIFE: David Lynch and Paul are the goth chicks Friday-j: GGG - I might like that virus if it worked on FLESH instead of PIXELS. Zuckerpilz: Wasn't the Whizzer in some issues of Flash? Geethree: MY BOSS IS AN EX-GOTH CHICK!!! talysman: Stang, are you talking about Dr. Strange? Jetrock: I'm never sure if i'm goth or not. i'm too hairy, for starters. Modemac: Whizzer was a Marvel character. RevNickie: Jet: although the Wak Master USED to be a goth, he used to come to school dresse like robert smith Zuckerpilz: Iceknife: SEE ABOVE. Not goth. Not a chick. I'm pale, but I don't wear that much black. Friday-j: What about Piss Face? Jetrock: but i wear lotsa black--the BLOODSTAINS don't show up as much. DBCooper: I'm looking through my glasses, and am trying to get objective... Geethree: NOT YET FRIDAY...BUT SOON COME MON! talysman: I thought it was He Who Waits at the Threshhold. crazykey: Is the Church gonna start selling anti-pink street protection helmets sometime soon? Jetrock: and i like that stuff sometimes... gnatstang will bb SOMEDAY1!!! Zuckerpilz: Well, I'm wearing a black DEXTER GORDON T-SHIRT right now, but I can't stand NIN LYRICS.. the MUSIC is OK SOMETIMES.. ICEKNIFE: it's the NOT gothness and NOT chickness of you that makes you meet both in the middle of the other SIDE... Signoff: gnatstang (heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!he ee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee! !!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!heee!!!h eee!!!he) Modemac: Crazykey: If you make some, then yes the Church will be selling 'em! talysman: Jetrock is a NoizeBoy. DBCooper: NIN sux... my opinion Stang: Talysman -- Sterno told me about it. He Who Waits was just a Head floating in space... the FF's spaceship whizzed by him and that was that. Jetrock: i dunno. i'm scared, the only usenet i read is alt.gothic and alt.slack... ICEKNIFE: it's the NOT gothness and NOT chickness of you that makes you meet both in the middle of the other SIDE... Modemac: Another "whiz" reference there. RevUni: that was the most ANNOYING quit message i have EVER seen. ITS GREAT! Zuckerpilz: ADRIAN BELEW was in it.. and stuff ADRIAN BELEW'S in seldom SUCKS.. UncleBear: THE FOREVER PEOPLE-- if they were'nt yetysyny... Friday-j: Hmmm ... now, should I try to IRC and watch B5 at the same time, or sign off? Jetrock: Zuckerpilz: I can't stand NIN period... RevNickie: ICE: you talking about me specifically? DBCooper: I trust adrian belew Jetrock: But I dooooo like Joy Division and Diamanda Galas and lotsa other stuff like dat... Jetrock: i am a NOISEMAN. ICEKNIFE: geat enuff so I break his frozen dicklette off next time he comes around... talysman: I didn't know there was any period NIN... Geethre e: STANG: WOT'S WITH THE RUMOR THAT PHILO WAS CAUGHT IN FLAGRANTE WITH STERNO IN A MOTEL IN BRANSO MISSOUR!!! Stang: Friday -- thanks for reminding me -- gotta go flip an HoS tape... Zuckerpilz: If I want zoopy repetitive gunk I go for a little NIN..=x{ MissS (qrolaren@pipe6.t1.usa.pipeline.com) has joined channel #subgenius DerPelzige (ljduchez@shell.en.com) has joined channel #subgenius DerPelzige: Is me, Lou, again! RevUni: Lou! Zuckerpilz: LOU! SAKAMOTO! talysman: LOU! ICEKNIFE: Nickie: sorry, who are you again? Jetrock: NIN makes me want to make people bleed profusely... UncleBear: LOU! Friday-j: SAKAMOTO! DerPelzige: MissS, you're here? crazykey: what was that old show where these hippies crashed in a plane on an island and had to survive? Jetrock: it's mISSs! Zuckerpilz: I've never heard Galas. Don't really like Joy Division. DBCooper: Time for me to turn on some MUZIK... SisRose: Mulduchez! Friday-j: Iceknife - Nickie is the beautiful one. RevNickie: ICE: the less yu know/care the better Modemac: Lou! We're talking about JACK KIRBY! MissS: Yes, Lock up your sons, I'm here. Jetrock: and good ol' lou. i'm all tearu now. DerPelzige: Scullouise! Geethree: AH SO MISS ESS HOW'S YER SUKIYAK?? RevUni is now known as UniAway UniAway: BRB DerPelzige: Kirby Kirby Uber alles! Agent_Wilco Lou Friday-j: Lock up the Sun! Zuckerpilz: I think that's the point of NIN. It's music for bleeding profusely to. P-Lil: Siouxsie!!!! RevNickie: ICE: and Friday is the sexy one Zuckerpilz: Soft Machine is better. ICEKNIFE: Big Barda and her Female Furies P-Lil grabs up Ms Sakamoto and carries her back to the snugglepit Geethree: LOUS: HOW IS THE OLD STINKY BUTT...MEGALIZ AND I WERE WONDERING/ Modemac: We've already mentioned some of the worst Kirby characters of all time: Devil Dinosaur, the Black Racer and the Whizzer. MissS: You have no clue as to what a pain in the ass it is to get in here! Jetrock: Zucker: Thing is, ther's a lot of good gothic stuff, but you say that's what you listen to and they assume you mean NINnies... DerPelzige: Hey, bring that Sakamoto back! Friday-j embraces Nickie and whispers Sapphic love verses in her ear UncleBear: I always wanted to be Mr. Miracle... Jetrock: there's a lot of crappy gothic too. Zuckerpilz: I'd be a BEAR, but I don't have that much HAIR.. and I'm not GAY... Jetrock: it's like saying you like punk and people assuming you love Green Day. gaaaaahhhhhh. DerPelzige: Paranex the Fighting Fetus was Kirby's crappiest character ever. ICEKNIFE: oh yeah... friday is the one who smells like fresh cooter, nickie is the one who smells like dead cooter... right? Stang: Tape flipped. My whole weekend is spent flipping Hour of Slack dubs. 20 of 'em. Always late. Got so busy I had to do the last show ALL-RANTING simply because those can be DONE FASTER. Zuckerpilz: Yeah.. When I tell people I listen to PROG, they think I listen to KANSAS... UncleBear: Jetrock, not ALL BEARS are GAY Modemac: Oh YES! PARANEX!!! Jetrock: I like UBERKUNST. RevNickie: That Star Trek 30 yr thing tonight had that girl-girl kiss, you know ICEKNIFE: WHAT? Modemac: And I actually HAVE that book, too! ICEKNIFE: WHAT? ICEKNIFE: WHAT? ICEKNIFE: WHAT? ICEKNIFE: WHAT? Friday-j: Stang - Will the Bump be doing and HoS? DerPelzige: Not just any fighting fetus, but a giant, armored fetus! DBCooper: I'm freezing my cohones off here... help ICEKNIFE: NOT ALL BEARS ARE GAY????? ICEKNIFE: SINCE WHEN??? Jetrock: UncleBear: yeh, but all the ones I LIKE are... yum yum! bear boner! Geethree CRANKS UP THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERA ANTICIPATING SOME DYNA-MITE FOOTATE OF FRI-GAL AND THE KNICKSTER EN FLAGRANTE Zuckerpilz: Well, everyone in ALT.SEX.BEARS seems to be GAY... Friday-j: Nickie - Nothing wrong with kissing an occasional girl on the lips. Stang is a girl, after all, and ... Stang: Friday, FORGET THE BUMP. It's DEAD. We didn't even know it had BEEN conscious at one time. Maybe the next Bump. UncleBear: Native Americans beleived BEARS were the first people. They bred with them. RevNickie: AW, damn, GGG, can't we be perverted in peace???! talysman: where exactly *IS* Flagrante, anyways? Zuckerpilz: Does the Bump like reading magazines like Women In The Ring? ICEKNIFE: *I* was a gay jack kirby bear once... Jetrock: in flagrante torpedo. UncleBear: The human/bear hybrids became the SASQUATCH Geethree: AND YOU SAID YOU WERE PRO-LIFE STANG...RIPPED THAT BUMP UNTIMELY FROM IT'S MOTHER'S WOMB!! Stang: Actually the Bump seemed to be more into BUF, PLUMPERS and OVER 40. Jetrock: I can envision ICEKNIFE being drawn by Jack Kirby... Friday-j: Stang - OK. What about the OTHER bump? You know ... the one that's over THERE ... talysman: disco flagrante ICEKNIFE: nah RevNickie: Oh, that was the BUMP. I see. ICEKNIFE: Ditko UncleBear: THE BEAR PEOPLE WERE YETI! Documented PROOF of Subgenius history Zuckerpilz: Disco volante. ICEKNIFE: unfortunately Geethree: SURE NICKIE...JUST LIFT UP A LITTLE AND MOVE INTO THE LIGHT A LITTLE MORE.... ICEKNIFE: I look like a negative of the Creeper UncleBear: The Native Americans were SYSTEMATICALLY WIPED OUT to SUPPRESS that truth! Friday-j: Stang - I guess that's why you were so fond of me. (Sniff) Now you'll never do that thing with the feathers and the clamps again, I bet. Zuckerpilz: Mmm.. I can believe that.. Stang: Friday, that bump on my ass is little more intelligent than a pocket calculator. It directs the movements of my hind legs, since those are so far from my brain. RevNickie: GGG: just don't use flourescents! DerPelzige: I sound like a negative of the Creeper: Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo ... Jetrock: like a great exterminating Slak-Vak... MissS: I don't even want to know!!! Modemac: Dammit, I have GOT to dig out that issue of "Captain Victor" and scan in the Paranex page... Zuckerpilz: Kraftwerk has that song about the Pocket Calculator.. UniAway is now known as RevUni Geethree: WOULD I DO THAT??TRUST ME KNICKERS!!! Modemac: "Captain Victory," that is... ICEKNIFE: shutup looo talysman: like a great exterminating SLEESTAK. Friday-j: Stang - That's not what it told me! Didn't you notice the little LIPS on it?\ DerPelzige: Paranex could kick Nenslo's ass. CTCP SOUND shutup.wav from ICEKNIFE replied Jetrock: CAPTAIN KIRBY! MissS: *I* could kick Nenslo's ass. Friday-j makes sure that she's ready for her CLOSE_UPS Geethree: WOW THIS IS GOIUNG FASTER THAN STANG'S MOUTH ON SETTLEMENT DAY RevUni: why izzit so FUCKING cold in my FUCKING house? Jetrock is now known as PeeKirby DerPelzige: Yes, you have a Thighmaster ... Zuckerpilz: You know, I just realized today, that in comparison to the live versions, the Spotlight Kid version of "I'm Gonna Booglarize You" is insufferably lame.. RevNickie: Nenslo could kick nenslo's ass Stang: Frankly, Friday, I never bothered to examine the bump on my ass that closely. ICEKNIFE: because you live in hell, stoopid talysman is now known as DeMille DerPelzige: Tip: get yourself an electric beard trimmer. Zuckerpilz: I can't kick my own ass. MissS: Okay, who brought up the Thighmaster? Geethree: A IVE YEAR OLD BEAGLE COULD KICK NENSLO'S ASS DeMille starts the cameras rolling PeeKirby: Wouldn'tcha just love to see a KIRBY issue of PEE DOG comix? RevNickie: UNI: ghosts Zuckerpilz: A five-year-old kicked my ass once. RevUni: not for long, thank god. PeeKirby is now known as PooKirby DerPelzige: MissS: N-n-not m-me! MissS Kicking some ass in Ohio OppOrTuNi (~haystack@199.172.137.212) has joined channel #SubGenius Friday-j: Stang - Is that why you wanted me to look at it so much? RevUni: Ghosts? Oh GOODY! DeMille is now known as Quetzalcoatl Zuckerpilz: Knock! PooKirby: or see Jack Kirby drawn by a RETARDED SHIT-TICK? UncleBear: Jack Kirby is gonna come back and SLAUGHTER everyone at IMAGE PooKirby is now known as Jetrock Friday-j: A 44-year-old kissed my ass once. Zuckerpilz: What's with the ToRgO nick? UncleBear: IF we're LUCKY RevUni is now known as Possibility Geethree: FRIDAY: STAND BACK THAT ASSBUMP ISN'T WOT IT SEEMS ICEKNIFE: only Connie can kick my ass, and we have... an *understanding*... Stang: PeeKirby -- Janor and I started a comic called "DRS. 4 BOB IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE." Unfortunately Janor's script went to 4,000 pages before I was finished drawing the first stick-figured page. Friday-j: Well, gotta go handsome. You too Stang. Zuckerpilz: I thought all the Image peoX??~ple got paid big bucks to go back to Marvel. Jetrock: UncleBear: nah, that's me wearing my JACK KIRBY SUIT. Modemac: Speaking of comics, I found a comic book with an Alan Moore story, AND a PAUL MAVRIDES story, based on the conspiracies of the U.S. Government. Friday-j: Nickie _ many kissies! Quetzalcoat ThE mASter DoeS not AppROVE! DBCooper: This religion is a shame. I'm freezing my ass off, and I could find salvation at a better ambient temperature had I chosen a midwest religion. What is wrong with the east coast? Friday-j: Modemac - *****! Stang: Friday... I was JUST starting to get TURNED ON... Possibility like a freight train in my veins Possibility is now known as RevUni ICEKNIFE: that's SHAM, not SHAME!!! Jetrock: Modemac: Which comic was this? Stang: GGG, look man, you blew my chances with Friday again! Zuckerpilz: DBC: You want warmth, wear socks. Or find someone to cuddle with. Geethree: IT WAS A NIGHT NAMED FRIDAY AND EVERYBODY THERE WAS HIGH-ON BREW OR DREW--ON A POUND OR TWO WORTH OF KALLEE Friday-j: Well Stang, you're just gonna hafta learn how to COME FASTER!!! RevNickie: Well, friday, hope you have a perverse night Stang: THE NIGHT FRIDAY FRIED KeTT (Hendershot@ppp2.mfr.magick.net) has joined channel #subgenius Modemac: Jetrock: It was a so-caled "graphic novel." Friday-j: I can come just at the sound of your VOICE! N_X_K: Zucker:Everyone in Image is PINK. Expecially Rob Liefeld. MissS: Every night's a perverse night for Friday! Geethree: MAN IVAN YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YA??? Modemac: It's called "Brought To Light: 30 years of drug smuggling, arms deals and covert operations that robbed America and betrayed the Conbstitution." Friday-j: THE NIGHT STANG STANK! Agent_Wilco What was the name of that indie comic Kirby did? crazykey: Frying Rulez! Quetzalcoat I heard my mamma cry... I heard her pray the night that Friday died... KeTT: whoa Agent_Wilco I got a couple of copies cuthulu (cuthulu@rlabs.com) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS - BYE! DerPelzige pours oatmeal down Friday's shirt Zuckerpilz: Image COMICS may be pink. IMAGE isn't necessarily pink though. Jetrock: i dunno. i don't read Image. I don't read Marvel except for the occasional MARSHAL LAW. cuthulu: jesus h chrisy RevUni: Todd MacFarland...now THERES a pink bastid if I evah saw one. Jetrock: I don't read DC either... DerPelzige rubs oatmeal in Friday's hair Geethree: BI-FRI Modemac: It has three stories in it, one by Alan Moore and Bill Seinkiewicz. The second is by PAUL MAVRIDES!!! ICEKNIFE: cum by the facefull, spoogefull and triumphant, cum, yeah, oh, cum, yeah, let's do it again.... DerPelzige puts on Wilford Brimley mask Jetrock: pretty much Fantagraphics, and Slave Labor... Jetrock: and RIP OFF PRESS. Zuckerpilz: I don't read a lot of comics. Paul's the one who goes for comics. RevNickie: The great web-man is back from vacation Jetrock: Comics give me wood. Zuckerpilz: I gotta pick up some of those ZIPPYs one day.. KeTT: my god! Geethree: ICE: YOU GONNA GET STANG ALL SWEATY TALKING LIKE THAT!!1

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