8-25-96 IRC Devival Pt. 1

(Rev. Friday Jones' log)

<PeeKat> Fri: You're so lucky! That way, you get to taste them TWICE! (Or three times if you reswallow) <MegaLiz> Ignore me, PK I'm yesterday. <P-Lil> Ice: The pterodactyls are in your head, boy. Stop shooting at thin air, all right? <P-Lil> Ice: Save the bullets for a time when you'll need them. *** Jetrock has joined channel #subgenius *** Mode change "+o Jetrock " on channel #subgenius by Chicago-R.IL.US.Undernet.org

Hi Jetrock!

*** CTCP: ICEKNIFE sent a command: SOUND yudick.wav *** Signoff: Jetrock (Read error to Jetrock[emrl.com]: Connection reset by peer) <MegaLiz> More quiet. Good. <PeeKat> Where'd modemac go? <RevChucki> I log these just to go back and see how many zingers came from lurch <MegaLiz> TC: Most. <lurch> not many tonight <ICEKNIFE> poofters? you mean those cute little japanese birds? <lurch> thanks, tho *** P-Lil has changed the topic on channel #subgenius to Flesh Gordon's Ape, you're too gay...

P-Lil - Did you see the new videotape of "Flesh Gordon"? Very nice!

<PeeKat> Speaking o'lurch, I want my Vacation Part III! <RevChucki> snuggle? yuck <lurch> pteromonedactyls <lurch> dinowhores <P-Lil> Ew, the popcorn's scorched. Way to fucking go, Iceknife. <ICEKNIFE> They're MY pterodactyls, and I'll DAMN well shoot at 'em any gol durn ol' time I WANNA shoot 'em you GOT that Misster? <PeeKat> SNUGGLEYUCK! *** Jetrock has joined channel #subgenius <MegaLiz> Shoot mine, puleez? <P-Lil> Isn't that Vacation Part !V? *** Mode change "+o Jetrock " on channel #subgenius by PeeKat <lurch> leave mine alone <MegaLiz> Mine are screechy and tempermental. <Jetrock> ahhh. that was refreshing. <lurch> pull <MegaLiz> Mine have no compass. <ICEKNIFE> grow up shott yer own stop bothering honest loons thanks *** Mode change "+o friday-j " on channel #subgenius by PeeKat <RevChucki> PKat ... a hundred times if you play Manilow... *** P-Lil has changed the topic on channel #subgenius to Flesh Gordon's Gape, you're too fay... <Jetrock> flesh gordon's gap? <ICEKNIFE> to MODEMBOY HELL

Iceknife - I long to feel your bullets penetrate my body!

<Jetrock> no, we've all shut up. i dunno, i just logged back in... <RevChucki> pair o moron tactiles *** P-Lil has changed the topic on channel #subgenius to Flesh Gordon's Rape, you're too ray... <PeeKat> Shit, there's some SERIOUS FUCKING LAG tonight...I'm getting replies from shit I wrote 10 minutes ago... <lurch> is comin <ICEKNIFE> *I* used to be a pterodactyl <P-Lil> Ice: You are not only fucked, but lagged. <MegaLiz> PK: Nagging will get you part IV. <Jetrock> Well, keep your GODDAMN pterodactyls away from my goddamn archaeopteryx! <RevChucki> my my... SOMEONE needs more bran in his diet... <MegaLiz> Moron tactiles! YAH! <lurch> and five <Jetrock> i'm not sure how lagged I am... <Jetrock> friday: do you mean the tape with the ten or so minutes of restored footage? <PeeKat> I want Part III first! <lurch> bla bla bla <ICEKNIFE> THAT'LL LEARN HER! HEH! <P-Lil> Friday: No... was afraid it'd be watered down. Guess not? Is Candy Samples as... good as ever? *** AD has joined channel #subgenius

Your pterodactyl fell in my archaeopteryx!

*** Action: lurch cornhole his pterodactyl <ICEKNIFE> SHAZAM! HOOBLDY HOO! *** AD has left channel #subgenius <Jetrock> damn stone age subgenii and their FACE-FUCKING PTERODACTYLS!! <RevChucki> he slipped out the back <Jetrock> P-lil: actually, the new re-release of Flesh Gordon is not so much watered down as SPICED UP. <lurch> never got off the ground

P-Lil - Candy is, CANDY WAS, CANDY WILL BE. Ooooh Candy - love to make a

sanwich with her and Stang ... *** Action: PeeKat pterodactyls his cornhole <Jetrock> ooooooooooooh! stang-flavored candy! <lurch> miuns chubby chase <lurch> minus *** _dad_ has joined channel #subgenius <P-Lil> "Your pterodactyl is in my archaeopteryx!" *** Mode change "+o _dad_ " on channel #subgenius by PeeKat

DAD!

<Jetrock> No, your archaeopteryx fell in my pterodactyl! <lurch> Hey Dad <MegaLiz> DAD! <PeeKat> We need Zamboni on here! <_dad_> hello again <Jetrock> dad! <Jetrock> i got your mail. i will send you some stuff! <P-Lil> You got two great tastes in one candy bar... <MegaLiz> Get the foil of for me, willya? <_dad_> are we having fun tonight? <MegaLiz> no. <_dad_> foil? <lurch> we suck <RevChucki> get out yer umbrella <Jetrock> we are having pain. <MegaLiz> I for one am petulant. <lurch> shoot us <P-Lil> Bobbie's Dinosaur Jerkey Bar! <Jetrock> pain star, squiggly line. <lurch> mercy killin <_dad_> petulant and wrapped in foil *** CTCP: ICEKNIFE sent a command: SOUND iloveyou.wav <PeeKat> LAG SUCKS. That pretty much says it. <P-Lil> Dad: Sure, when Iceknife has either shut the fuck up, or hasn't. <MegaLiz> Don't, DON'T MICROWAVE ME!!!

Iceknife - I love you too. I love little blonde girls with bows in their

hair ... *** CTCP: ICEKNIFE sent a command: SOUND hypno1.wav *** Action: RevChucki feels the need to confess <_dad_> ice, first I have to HAVE the sounds before you can can send 'em <lurch> ho ho ho

Chucki - I will hear your confession.

<Jetrock> iceknife is naught but a sweet little lass. *** CTCP: ICEKNIFE sent a command: SOUND hypno2.wav <Jetrock> we'll ALL hear your confession. this is holy ground. *** Action: RevChucki feels the need to NEED something to confess *** Action: P-Lil writes an AppleScript file for sorting through the popcorn and picking out the scorched bits <PeeKat> Are we gonna vote on whether to forgive him?

Chucki - WOuld you like to borrow some of my sins?

<RevChucki> Am I that lagged???? <PeeKat> I got dibs on veto power! <Jetrock> go forth, RevChucki, and sin some more. <MegaLiz> PK: come to lowell, in a few of course. <MegaLiz> Lag does not seem to effect ICE. <lurch> archie opterix is a phony

No server can resist Ice. She's so cute.

<P-Lil> Chuckie: There's a really stupid cow laying over there, and it's dead... why don't you sin with it some? <ICEKNIFE> or maybe BUSY, you goonette <lurch> put the feathers on with goop <PeeKat> BRB. *** PeeKat has left channel #subgenius <Jetrock> come, Rev. Chuckie, let's MAKE UP SOME NEW SINS!

Chucki - I'll give you my sin of pinching Stang's scrotum at a particularly

delicate moment. <MegaLiz> I'm allergic to goop. <Jetrock> lurch: Feathers? Goop? FOSSILS, boy! FOSSILS! <MegaLiz> Make me break out in song. <lurch> too bad <P-Lil> Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Make me break out in hives.

<lurch> make hair stay looking fresh all day <ICEKNIFE> Dad? please minimize that wav... there are 2 others behind it... <Jetrock> no goop or feathers involved. or what, did they say they found a LIVE one or something? <MegaLiz> make money - FAST! <lurch> seell yer ass <RevChucki> what an image...

Sell the ass of "Bob"! It's the product that just keeps coming!

<Jetrock> you put the goop in the helmet. <MegaLiz> PK is killing me. <lurch> rstored footage <Jetrock> hey Dad, do you want an UBERKUNST wav? <lurch> reconstructive podiatry <MegaLiz> PK: when you read this he'll have part X. *** talysman has joined channel #subgenius

face-fucking archeopteryx?

<P-Lil> In Kuala Lumpur, it's against the law to deny a squid sex more than three times a week. <talysman> damn, there's everybody... <RevChucki> 3 for the price of one

I'd like to move to Kuala!

<_dad_> stoned age <lurch> Pteroductiles <P-Lil> It's also against the law for a squid to stop asking for sex, ever. <MegaLiz> Wow. This is reaching the point of so bad it's good. <Jetrock> face fucking ROC. <MegaLiz> pcycles of pterodactyls <talysman> hey, Jets, leaving the BrainUnit unattended? <lurch> pteroductape <Jetrock> TALYSMAN! The UR-BEATLE is among us! <RevChucki> we didn't shut up, you're going deaf. <MegaLiz> pterobile <RevChucki> Me too. 10 minutes is about right. <MegaLiz> HAHAHAHHA. <_dad_> yes Friday dear? <MegaLiz> Dad: she thinks you just got on. *** Totes has joined channel #subgenius <Jetrock> misty's on Brain Unit right now...

Lag is terrible tonight.

*** Totes has left channel #subgenius <_dad_> ok Jet <P-Lil> *I* shut up. <Jetrock> PeePterodactyl and PooPterodactyl shall RISE AGAIN! <lurch> totes bagged <ICEKNIFE> Dad, Meg is bein' a POTTY HEAD! <P-Lil> Nenslo told me to. Six months ago, in fact. *** MegaLiz is now known as NICEKNIFE <_dad_> aw, too fucking bad <talysman> well, damn, everyone sure is talkative. everyone in DCC chat with ICEKNIFE or something? <RevChucki> Hey! Liz! Was that you singing???? <Jetrock> okay... let me see if i can remember how to DCC... <NICEKNIFE> Dad: ICE IS bein ahead! <_dad_> Iceknife, your hypno1.wav is still coming in! <Jetrock> dang. i don't <NICEKNIFE> Singing: when? *** NICEKNIFE is now known as MegaLiz <_dad_> lag is life <MegaLiz> Lurch: time to mention some dynosaurs again. <RevChucki> PeeKat.. mangoes? are you crazy? <_dad_> yeah, what a sweet ass *** PeeKat__ has joined channel #subgenius <RevChucki> (just fuckin with his head a little... had to go back and look it up) <talysman> yes, Friday, you rang? <PeeKat__> Hello? Why am I here? *** Mode change "+o PeeKat__ " on channel #subgenius by MegaLiz <PeeKat__> Shit...I just saw something *I* wrote. Fucking FREAKY. <MegaLiz> PK: 1 sec! <talysman> hi, there, Mr. Lurch. Haven't heard from you for a while. <lurch> ping me <PeeKat__> But everyone else is like, lagged from here... <PeeKat__> I read all this already! <talysman> JETROCK FUCKBLAST! *** PeeKat__ is now known as PeeKat___

Hello Talysman. Do you know what we're talking about?

*** P-Lil has changed the topic on channel #subgenius to Come practice Goondalini Moga with us! <PeeKat___> I just saw myself leave...like when I did five minutes ago. <lurch> fossil fuels *** RevChucki is now known as Zamboni <MegaLiz> lurch: 3 secs <lurch> geezer gas <PeeKat___> Man, now I know what Time Travellers feel like... <lurch> thankee <talysman> damn, there's a lot of lag... *** PeeKat___ is now known as PeeKat <Jetrock> indeedy... <PeeKat> That's better...no more dashes. <talysman> JETS: bwaha. give Misty a case of the ChIcKeN. <Jetrock> EMRL RULES THIS BALL OF DIRT!!! <PeeKat> My cat is pissed at me, and I don't know why. <PeeKat> JOHN! <MegaLiz> JOHNBOY! *** Mode change "+o talysman " on channel #subgenius by PeeKat <lurch> john! <lurch> wher? <talysman> you DCC by going into the DCC menu. <P-Lil> Zamboni smoothes the Iceknife.... <PeeKat> Yup, it's us! <talysman> I like idiot-proof softwarez. *** Zamboni has changed the topic on channel #subgenius to Zamboni say: Come in here. <PeeKat> Yup, the law of nature... <Jetrock> oh, i don't bother with misty. i just try to keep the peace somewhat. <lurch> big fish....swallow you whole <Jetrock> damn, the lag's evil tonight. <talysman> Hi, PeeKitty, you bailed before I could say anything to you... <Jetrock> and it's ALL DISJOINTED IN TIME. like clip-art conversation. *** Action: MegaLiz slaps lurch around a bit with a large trout <Zamboni> holy shit... are you lagged! I said that just as you came back on! *** P-Lil has changed the topic on channel #subgenius to Please give to the Decent Channel Topic Fund. $1, PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 <talysman> PK: you are here because we need your WinSocks. *** moreKaos has joined channel #subgenius <Jetrock> Okay, we were doing the FACE-FUCKING DINOSAUR schtick a minute ago, what happened to that? *** ICEKNIFE has changed the topic on channel #subgenius to Zamboni say: Come in here, meet GOAT! <lurch> meat goat

Stang like goat.

<Zamboni> ping yourself! <PeeKat> Horace. <ICEKNIFE> GOAT MEAT FIGHT! <P-Lil> Would all the mIRC users please report to the firing line. Thank you. *** Action: PeeKat wings a piece of goat thigh at Iceknife <lurch> goat gut-a-pult *** Zamboni is now known as RevChucki <lurch> pull!! <moreKaos> S-L-A-C-K-! <Jetrock> I dunno, I'm logged in from shell. IrcII....

Tonight on Firing Line, William F. Buckley interviews "Bob" about receptive

anal intercourse! <P-Lil> Rotted on the vine, sweet Jesus, rotted on the vine. <P-Lil> You went and left it rottin' on the vine... <RevChucki> wow... that confession stuff was over 10 minutes ago.. <talysman> OK, I'm seeing just about everyone's messages except lurch, P-Lil... *** Action: Jetrock tosses a bowl of goat salad in the air... *** MegaLiz has changed the topic on channel #subgenius to Goat say: Come in here and meet ICEKNIFE!!! <talysman> friday: no, but that's never been a problem before... *** Action: Jetrock juggles two full glasses of goat juice *** Action: P-Lil drops a mystery cassette into the stereo and punches "Play"

"Lust in the heart is the same thing man - you might as well do 'cause we're

already damned" <Jetrock> GodDAMN. Talysman's at 281 seconds of ping... <MegaLiz> Okay. I'm a bad girl. <lurch> goats like to piss on themselves <RevChucki> PeeKay.. you still lagged? <talysman> EMRL RULEZ with powers on loan from FUCKING SPACEALIENS <MegaLiz> goats just don't notice. *** ICEKNIFE has changed the topic on channel #subgenius to Goat say: Come in here and eat MeggerLumps!!! <MegaLiz> PK is good. <PeeKat> I dunno, Chuck...is this reply lagged? <P-Lil> You thought you were the AntiChrist's protoge/until we caught you wearing that negligie <lurch> how you been? <talysman> lurch: HERE! *** Action: talysman taps lurch on shoulder. <P-Lil> Posin' for the camera with a smile on yer face/and looking like Bettie Page <_dad_> Pk is Ok <P-Lil> Oi! So we say

Hey hey hey!

<talysman> lag is extremely evil. <Jetrock> hey, how do WE know that the Antichrist wouldn't look hella hot in a merry widow? <RevChucki> I dated a big fish once <MegaLiz> I'm TOUCHED. <MegaLiz> Really. *** Action: ICEKNIFE sings: GOATS just wanna have FU-UN... <MegaLiz> Makes my whole DAY. <PeeKat> PeeKat is PeeRiffic! <P-Lil> The Devil is a pussy, dear Lord, sweet Lord/The Devil is a pussy, dear lord

Jetrock - Well, we know that Jesus would look pretty good in one!

<Jetrock> evil is extremely lagged. <P-Lil> We'd ask Christ Almighty to KICK HIS ASS/if we didn't think he'd be so damn bored <Jetrock> friday: Makes you wonder, doesn't it? <P-Lil> With one Stark Fist tied behind our backs/we'll take on the demon horde <P-Lil> Cuz the Devil is a pussy, dear Lord, sweet Lord/The Devil is a pussy, dear lord <lurch> fat-free willy <_dad_> I bet you are Meg *** Action: P-Lil turns off the tape deck <PeeKat> I bet she is Meg, too!

We are all Meg here

<lurch> Fridya: Do you? *** Action: ICEKNIFE sings: GOAT shack is a little know place where we can get some leather... <_dad_> but it's GOOD lag <lurch> yup <MegaLiz> ICE: nice! *RevChucki* is it really THIS lagged? <lurch> jetlag <MegaLiz> This is very good lag. <MegaLiz> Dad knows everything. <RevChucki> run away! <_dad_> thank you <MegaLiz> Wet lag. <PeeKat> It hurts...but it hurts in a GOOD way... <_dad_> hot lag <P-Lil> Ping?

goat lag

<PeeKat> Ouch...Tal, you are LAGGED, man. <talysman> yeah, Jet's and I'm like THREE or SO MILES from you... <MegaLiz> Taly: come to lowell.ma. <lurch> bad lag <PeeKat> My friend drinks Misty cuz she can't have caffeine. <lurch> gone full circus <MegaLiz> We have COFFEE and DONUTS! <lurch> where the cops <lurch> cheese it <PeeKat> NO, DON'T TAL! <_dad_> I didn't know anybody spoke english in Lowell, MA <Jetrock> lurch: maybe I should change my handle to Jetlag... <PeeKat> IT's a TRAP! <ICEKNIFE> I wanna HUGE bowl of GOODALINI MOGA! YUMMY! <MegaLiz> clip art! YAH! *** RevChucki has changed the topic on channel #subgenius to Bleeding ICEKNIFE good. Healed ICEKNIFE bad. <lurch> rats in there

I'm on dallas.tx - anyone else?

<PeeKat> This is so fucking WEIRD! <RevChucki> PeeKAt.. about 4 minutes.. <P-Lil> I'm not evil. Just lagged. *** CTCP: ICEKNIFE sent a command: SOUND hypno1.wav <_dad_> cool <RevChucki> She *IS* Meg.. <PeeKat> We're having conversations about 5 minutes apart here... <Jetrock> talysman: Well, your server is in Davis and mine's in Vancouver... that'll happen. <MegaLiz> We have first class circlings *** Tiggress has joined channel #subgenius <MegaLiz> plush pleats! <RevChucki> now THAT wasn't lagged...

Hi Tiggress!

<ICEKNIFE> yoo stoopif FOK, what's a bleeding iceknife??? go back to elementry school physics, dipshit! <moreKaos> nope slacking in Maryland!

moreKaos - Let's all bathe in the flow of Slack! Tiggress - Do you like to be spanked?

<moreKaos> Yea BOB! <lurch> breing it back <lurch> bring <MegaLiz> Time to mention pterodactyls! <Jetrock> Let's all RUB SLACK in our ARMPITS. <P-Lil> This is lovely. I don't know if I'm in synch with anyone. <talysman> I'm waaay lagged... but I dunno if I wanna be entering Lowell...

Slack is around us but not in this server!

<Jetrock> Time to mention the FACE-FUCKING HIPPOPOTAMI. <_dad_> Stang like OLD goat <lurch> tyrnaaanaschnorris sex <PeeKat> The face fucking dynasor stuff is still going on...it just slipped through one of the time portals in here... *** Action: MegaLiz slaps P-Lil around a bit with a large trout

And let's not forget the FUCK-FACED ANTONIONS!

<MegaLiz> I am marked as MIRC. <RevChucki> Geezer gas ... HAH! *** Mode change "+o moreKaos " on channel #subgenius by _dad_ <RevChucki> (kidding) <talysman> I tried getting on several servers, but this was the only one that let me on. <RevChucki> wet log <Jetrock> TyrANALsaurus SEX! <talysman> San Jose... I thought it was Davis/

Juranal Park!

<MegaLiz> set frog <talysman> I'm GLAD it's not Davis... *** Action: ICEKNIFE knows that CHEESE is PORN, and in your HEART of HEARTS, SO DO YOU!!! <MegaLiz> Taly: Come to LOWELL. We'll be GENTLE! <PeeKat> Tal: GET THEE TO ANOTHER SERVER. Try Chicago. <_dad_> skipping CDs on the radio right now - I LOVE when that happends <moreKaos> BOB IS OUR GOD, GOD IS OUR HOPE, GOD IS BOB HOPE <Jetrock> Okay, who around here has a BAT-FUCKING FACE? *** RevUni has joined channel #subgenius <Tiggress> Please expound Friday....about the lust in the heart <RevChucki> god lag *** Mode change "+o RevUni " on channel #subgenius by Wheezer <ICEKNIFE> BOLDY go... but go none the less... <lurch> Taly:Yo? <RevChucki> mmmmm... donuts <RevUni> Thanx <P-Lil> Switching servers. <RevUni> DAMN! <MegaLiz> Taly ping: 526 secs <lurch> tallyslow <MegaLiz> Taly: Come to LOWELL and lurch with us! *** P-Lil is now known as P-LilPrim *** Tiggress has left channel #subgenius *** CTCP: RevChucki sent a command: SOUND belushi.wav

Tigress - My lust is not only in my heart, it is in my penii and my cunnies,

my hands and my feet. Praise "Bob"! *** Signoff: P-LilPrim (Read error to P-LilPrim[198.185.2.150]: Connection reset by peer) <talysman> face-fucking ant-onions? <MegaLiz> P-Lil is good in any time zone. <PeeKat> Tal, you ping at 477s...move! *** CTCP: ICEKNIFE sent a command: SOUND bubbl1.wav <RevUni> so...whatd i miss? <MegaLiz> brb <ICEKNIFE> COOL STUFF! YEAH!

We are all missing everything I think.

*** Action: RevUni kicks her computer...piece of SHIT! <PeeKat> Uni: We're all just kind of 'enjoying' the lag here...it's wild... <lurch> yowsuh <RevChucki> Ice... that was about 5 minutes ago too... <RevUni> great <Jetrock> RevUni: You missed the FACE FUCKING DINOSAURS!

This is like talking to some real screwed-up frophead.

<lurch> goat leg <RevUni> i couldnt get this stoopid thing to connect for the life of me, yo. <Jetrock> The NETSPLIT! and when the net split, we FUCKED IT! <lurch> leggo lamb <talysman> yeah, I'm here... stuff is coming too fast! AAAAAh! I can't stop it! <lurch> square sheeps <Jetrock> friday: must be all the screwed-up fropheads on the channel... <talysman> GET OUT OF MY HEAD! <ICEKNIFE> GOAT SALAD POLTERDACTLYS AND FRIDAY WANTS ME TO FULFILL SOME SICKO LESBO PEDOPHILE THING, AND WE'RE ALL JUST SPEPITTY AND QUILPISH! <_dad_> Sheep points! <lurch> looky <lurch> birds in the bush <moreKaos> He taketh me down and beatith me up, yea BOB.. <PeeKat> Sheep dip! <_dad_> San Diego <lurch> trained retriever

Iceknife - I'm sorry, I just like those nice little girls, like you and

Sivet. <MegaLiz> FRIDAY: come to lowell... <lurch> skinny sheep dip <talysman> COME TO THE SABBAT <ICEKNIFE> strained deciever <ICEKNIFE> ceiver

Ok, trying Lowell now! Bye!

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