11-3-96 #slack (Friday's Log) Part 2

11-3-96 #slack (Friday's Log) Part 2

Topic for #slack: The SubGenius Foundation Topic for #slack set by TheCharli on Sunday, October 20, 1996 10:21:37 PM #slack: Friday-j Jovial Modemac BBQ talysman RevPsych Pir8joE Stang louisev TheCharlie #slack :End of /NAMES list. Mode is +tn Channel created at Friday, November 1, 1996 1:27:58 AM louisev: the Archie MacPhee catalog Stang: Sadly, I must admit that there's NO EVIDENCE that the Dobbs on Ren and Stimpy is directly related to the True Dobbs THROUGH ANY AVENUE I KNOW OF... could be from elsewhere... BBQ: Good thing I have a BACKSCROLL on this sucker. Friday-j: Just lurking, don't mind me. TheCharlie: OK.. Everybody concentrate on getting BBQ to lag again... louisev: how far do you think we can push him back? TheCharlie: Friday.. we wuz only kidding.. talysman is using his telepathy against BBQ's server. Stang: Friday... I certainly didn't mean to OFFEND you... the WORST I meant to do was EAT YOUR PUSSY for 49 hours. TheCharlie thinks lag ... lag ... lag... BBQ: Charlie: Wow! That's slick! You concentrated on lagging me and I LAGGED! Stang: (Now watch her split again.) louisev: Spoken like a true preacher, Rev. Stang. TheCharlie: Dave.. I'm talented in many ways. talysman is watching Friday's split intensely. Stang: Cut off the tongue of the preacher, 10 more grow in its place louisev: *I HELPED* BBQ: Uh, Charlie, you aren't pressing your MIDDLE FINGER into my PALM, are you? BBQ: Stang: Pass me some o them ongues, there, man! TheCharlie: Dave... say something funny now. talysman: Charlie's been thinking about frottage, BBQ. TheCharlie wonders what the hell frottage means.. his dictionary is buried under paperwork. louisev: Dave is frictionally deprived. BBQ: Charlie! You BASTARD! Jovial cuddles up closely with Friday-j Jovial takes Friday-j into his arms and kisses her passionately. BBQ: Charlie: I defined it in a post, even, I think.. louisev: It means rubbing up against people in public. Jovial presents Friday-j with a perfect *PiNk* rose @--,-'--- Jovial gets down on his knees before the lovely Friday-j, " Friday-j, will you marry me?" Jovial: *SMILE* talysman: I sit on the floor and pick my nose talysman: and think of naughty things, Friday-j: Talysman - Don't pick mine! louisev: If someone will pay me $80K a year I can get out of Minnesota. talysman: of whips and screws and leather pants Friday-j: Jovial - You're so sweet. talysman: of frottages and stings TheCharlie: you can pick your friends... you can pick your nose... Jovial: *blush* BBQ: If we picked yoru nose, then you wouldn't be our friend, right? Jovial: hehe geecube (~gggor@dialup-01-040.austin.io.com) has joined channel #slack TheCharlie: but you can't wipe your friends on the sofa.. louisev: but you can't pick your friend's nose ass teeth. TheCharlie: GGG! BBQ: I wipe my friends on the sofa all the time BBQ: My snot IS my friend. Is that so long? talysman: G-three! RevPsych is now known as Rev`AwAy Rev`AwAy has left channel #slack geecube: hi I was over on the other channel but heard there was conspiracy afoot Pir8joE: ever notice how wussy would be religions name the important people profits? and they wonder why Reality Bites..... TheCharlie: there was louisev: what kind of conspiracy - not THE conspiracy? BBQ: Conspiracies are ALWAYS afoot. talysman: I dunno what that was about... Silver Bowler informed me... Friday-j: Conspiracies to be crushed UNDERFOOT! BBQ: Joe: Islam is the biggest on that. EVERYONE is a prophet over there. Stang: GGG: there's some kinda battle between RevPsych and everybody else... ya got me. BBQ: Abraham, Jesus, Muhammed.. the whole schmiel. louisev: no - they have more mormon prophets than other kinds. TheCharlie: ooooh.. Friday's talking sexy again.. can I be a conspiracy? Friday-j: Don't blame me! (although you will anyway) Pir8joE: damn, I need to become the Head of Islam so I can get there Profits BBQ: Islam don't even have no head, unless you're a Shiite. Friday-j: Bob fucking damnit, everytime I get rightously ANGRY you all just think it's CUTE! Stang: Friday Jones is the literal EMBODIMENT of Lust... and WHAT an EMBODIMENT!!! _dad_ (mtownsend@Cust26.Max12.Boston.MA.MS.UU.NET) has joined channel #slack Friday-j: Stang - Shut up. talysman: DAD! Friday-j: Hello dad! BBQ: Friday: At least they don't start going HA HA HA at you. _dad_: heigh ho TheCharlie: No, Friday.. I take you seriously./ Do you have any high heels? louisev: or ignore you the way they ignore me Stang: DAD!!! HEY MAN -- your ELECTION DEBATE mix was GREAT!!! I ran it on HoS 552, albeit chopped down JUST A BIT... a WHOLE LOT actually... but it was GREAT! Modemac: RevPsych is apparently the person who started the big ops war back on Undernet... Friday-j: TheCharlie - My spike heels are being saved for the BROW of the ANTI-"Bob"! _dad_: hey thanks Ivan talysman: we're not ignoring you louisev Modemac: ...if I hear right. geecube: yeah Ivan I was on last night when revpsych was showing off somebody needs to take him out back and bugger him with Philo's dick!! TheCharlie: GGG.. that's why this room is a backup. Stang: Well, I've heard nothing but REALLY BAD SHIT about RevPsych... he hasn't dicked ME PERSONALLY but that's... moot... since I don't really exist. geecube: ,last night we all fled to Galaxynet because the little shit had beavis bots monitoring talysman: was RevPsych the one flooding us last week? _dad_ is now known as dadsnewslacks Modemac: Praise "Bob." ONLY TWO MORE DAYS till this fucking election is over! For another year at yeast. Stang: It's weird, RevPsych sends all these emails to Jesus whining about how nobody likes him an it isn't his fault, etc. Friday-j: Modemac - Yeast for President? louisev: i didn't know that the benefits of membership included being able to send whiney emails to Jesus Stang: Friday: DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT YEAST!!!!! geecube: he's operating at about a sixyeen year old level...I drove him off earlier today by psychoanalizing him and being VERY kind TheCharlie: I like that.. yeast for president.. Hops for vice president... BBQ: I'm a subgenius and I get to send whiney posts to everybody. Friday-j: At least yeast makes alcohol. louisev: And you do. Modemac: If RevPsych wants to do good, let him quit whining, come here, and take his lumps with the rest of us. Friday-j: Stang, zip it. Stang: Apparently Psych WANTS to " talysman: hell, ya, louise, I send email about an order to Jesus. geecube: told you Ivan....toy gonna lean about safety furst Jovial: Im pink and I send whiny posts to everybody Modemac: If he tries hacking the channel, he gets kicked. talysman: got my stuff, too. Stang: do good," but he CAN'T... Jovial: He does want to do good BBQ: I don't even get LUMPS! Nobody even BOTHERED to call me a PINKBOY until YESTERDAY! TheCharlie: that's why there's no bots or ops in here. louisev: Perhaps he's incipiently evil. Jovial: Psych is really nice to me Jovial: I dont know why louisev: he hasn't gotten over that 'evil/good' paradigm dadsnewslac Dave, what is it your REALLY want? Jovial: I like psych though BBQ: Dad: GUESS. Jovial: hes an alright guy geecube: see last night he not only kicked us all off he bamnned us too...so we went over to Galaxynet, revjack, rev bubba, lurch silver bowler etc Friday-j: I think that the Bump is worthless as an investment - Stang will just grow twenty more and flood the market if this one sells. BBQ: Locks, Stocks, Barrells. Jovial: ....for a hippy Jovial: hehehe BBQ: The only thing I remember about the '70s is SHA NA NA. dadsnewslac I thought sha na na was the 60s louisev: how 'bout 'Watergate' TheCharlie: shit.. I was trying to forget about Sha na na too .. Dave, you bastard! BBQ: Their TV SHOW was on in the 70s. geecube: friday whassup as of late long time no talkee talysman: dammit, BBQ, Sha Na Na is 60s, they played Woodstock. Pir8joE: cant forget Stayin ALive BBQ: I don't care if they played WOODSTOCK, their SYNDICATED TELEVISION SHOW was on in the 70s. dadsnewslac yes you can! louisev: Elvis died in the 70's, too. geecube: bbq in a timewarp he shuttling troo de musical memeories mon geecube: got de teevee confused with the real life Friday-j: GGG - Dear fellow Sub, I haven't seen you in so long. Nothing much has happened. talysman: dammit, stop talking about BAD MUSIC! I just got back from NoiseFest, all charged up, and you're bringing me DOWN. BBQ: Time is always warped around me. For some reason my BODY hasn't caught up with my MIND yet. louisev: You'll feel better when you've passed the million stroke limit. TheCharlie: I know... your mind has already grasped SEX ... Modemac: I was only 13 in 1980, so I don't remember the 70s very well... BBQ: I feel like one of those JAMES BOND CLONING EXPERIMENTS where they FUCKED UP and made my MIND twice as advanced as my BODY. BBQ: I was FOUR in 1980. louisev: I was MARRIED in 1980! Friday-j: BBQ - Do you think you might have two pineal glands? That would be sooo kewl. talysman: I was DEAD in 1980 Friday-j: I was already an OLD OLD HAG in 1980! BBQ: Friday: I don't doubt it. TheCharlie: I was lost in 1980 dadsnewslac I saw a SubGenius sticker in 1980 Modemac: I'm lost now. geecube: stang I wanted to see the new updates at the site but at noon today it was feeding at 24bytespersec...need to flush a doese of salts through that sunsite..academia notwithstanding too many people are using that computer site for things other than accessing the Subsite...this cannot be tolerated!!! BBQ: So my BODY hasn't been doing NEARLY AS WELL as RONALD REAGAN'S STANDARDS for STUDENTS, but my MIND rejects 20-year olds OUT OF DONUTS! Friday-j: I once was lost but now I'm found - found by "Bob" geecube: I was honkin' frane and buggering slave children in the eighties louisev: well on that note, i need to get my beauty sleep for another fun-filled week of development consulting. TheCharlie: My mind wouldn't mind a littel 20 year old now and then.... BBQ: The MENTAL ALIGNMENT of a 30-year old with the PHYSIOLOGICAL EXPERIENCE of a 15-year old or WORSE... dadsnewslac g'nite Louise... louisev: just pray to Bob to reach the million stroke limit before you're 30. louisev: Niteall. talysman: g'night, Louise, see ya in the funnypapers. TheCharlie: WITH someone else... BBQ: What is this "MILLION STROKE LIMIT"? I've reached my limit SEVERAL TIMES OVER. TheCharlie: Goodnight.. louisev: Nice to meet you all, rev.s and popes and all. BBQ: Jawohl! dadsnewslac ok ok louisev: Rev. Stang - send my ordination soon! BBQ: HAWHAWHAW! talysman: seig"Bob" Pir8joE: Million Stroke Limit? I reached the Millionth Stroke before I was 19... louisev: No no - handjobs don't count. TheCharlie: I'm still making payments on mine... Jovial: all "bob"? talysman: I do a million strokes a minute... BBQ: I've reached my millionth stroke and I'm still only one the 12th hole! Jovial: Whatever Jovial: Maybe Jovial: Seig Heil "Bob" BBQ: Oh, God, a GOLF DOUBLE-ENTENDRE. FUCK. Friday-j: Say, Hi "Bob"! BBQ: Why does EVERYTHING I SAY have a SEXUAL DOUBLE MEAINING? Modemac: I do a million strokes with each jerk-off. TheCharlie: Hi "Bob" Modemac: Stroke so fast it all becomes a blur... BBQ: Economy. I like ECONOMY. Friday-j: BBQ - Praise "Bob" of the ZILLION STROKES! Jovial: thatd be all hail "Bob" BBQ: I've gotten as low as TEN. Jovial: or Heil "Bob" Jovial: not Seig "Bob" louisev: See ya! geecube: oh yeah I get it you can be in two places at one Signoff: louisev (Leaving) dadsnewslac what's so good about the economy, huh? talysman: my penis is a blur. ityis an incredibly slick 13-foot antenna of destiny. BBQ: The ECONOMY? The ECONOMY doesn't have any STROKES at all. TheCharlie: BBQ .. ten'll be a problem with women... Pir8joE: Doesnt Bob Dole look like an aged hitler without the mustache? BBQ: Or rather, it hasn't had a stroke. Friday-j: Talysman - .gif??? BBQ: When I beat off, my goals are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. There's no PROB.. with "WOMEN"! TheCharlie: uh oh... who's .giffin? Modemac: Bob Dole's just another dupe of the CON. Friday-j: Bob Dole's arm was WITHERED when he tried to grab "Bob"'s PIPE out of his mouth! Modemac: So is Clinton. talysman: Friday: yeah, choosy mothers choose it. geecube: smmmm,m,m,m,,m Friday-j: An egg mcgiffin? BBQ: Bob Dle is an ACTUAL ZOMBIE. He has COME BACK FROM THE DEAD. LITERALLY. geecube: dammy fine frappy!!!!!!!1 MadHatter (boneman@ip195.fhu.primenet.com) has joined channel #slack Pir8joE: yea, I know...they are both CON...I just thought that if I used photoshop to put a hitlertache on Bob dole he would look like hitler... Modemac: Oh, so that's what happened to John Silber's arm... MadHatter has left channel #slack BBQ: You don't need a cute little tiny mustachje to look like HITLER. Friday-j: GGG - I'm amazed that you Inner Circle can just fry your nervous systems to shit for DECADES and still type. I'm really impressed. geecube: what about john silber he was my dean at utee many decades ago...I dated his daughter briefly Friday-j: GGG - Silver of the baby arm! It shrank when he tried to grope "Bob"'s privates! geecube: friday...it's a matter of moderation that's all BBQ: FUCK the "MIDDLE WAY". Modemac: It's the beneficial effects of long exposure to 'frop. It increases telekinetic ability to the point where you can type on the keyboard just by LOOKING at it. Friday-j: JOHN SILBER AS QUATO! geecube: you do it allthe time in small amounts and regular doses Modemac: That way you can jerk off and type at the same time. BBQ: My arms have ATROPHIED to the point where they are mere TENDRILS of my BRAIN. TheCharlie: hooooo boy .. meds are kickin gin... Friday-j: GGG - I guess "Bob" must give you the money to buy it. talysman: Friday: do you mean "Kato"? BBQ: MEDS? What more potent a med can you get than #SLACK? Friday-j: Talysman - No, Quato from "Total Recall." It's a Howard Stern joke. TheCharlie: sure.. she just spells it in French... dadsnewslac you don't buy 'frop, you RECEIVE it geecube: mo friday I just lived inBiolivia for a number of years BBQ: Miek Quatro? Jovial is away and shit dadsnewslac Suzie Quatro? Friday-j: Biolivia Newton-John? Modemac: That's "Kuato." TheCharlie needs to shake hands with the unemployed too geecube: stang are you awake on this channel??? Friday-j: Shh - you'll wake the old man! Stang: I just got back from peeing all over the oregano in the back yard. dadsnewslac Either I can hear him snoring...or that's my cat BBQ: See, I live in a CITY! I can't PEE ON OREGANO! geecube: I''ll never ear Italian at your house again Ivan Modemac: Is *that* the secret ingredient to 'frop?!? Friday-j: Only good 'frop! Stang: I had to be helped outdoors on my walker by all my daughter's friends. BBQ: The only frop IS good frop. BBQ: Gnawing pee! Yow! Stang: There is such a thing as OVERPRICED frop. talysman: the only live indian is a dead indian. dadsnewslac when the price is your soul... geecube: frop is like pussy no such thing as bad, some just better than others....Philo told me that! Pir8joE: the only good TV is a broken TV TheCharlie: Hey Stang... that walker stuff really works? I gotta try that BBQ: FROP isn't what I'm given to PAYING FOR anyways. In fact, I won't PAY for anything of VALUE since I have my MEMBERSHIP CARD. Friday-j: Jimmy Walker? dadsnewslac Johnny Walker Friday-j: Johnny Mnemonic BBQ: Johnny Rotten. Pir8joE: Jerry Mathers dadsnewslac Johnny Rebel Stang: There are those of us who would probably buy Frop at ANY price, JUST to stay out of prison for muder. As long as we heavily FROP, we're able to come up with ALIBIBIS. BBQ: Jeff Cotton. talysman: dad, stop singing 50s songs by all-girl groups. TheCharlie: Hey.. you guys would be GREAT at Links.. dadsnewslac Ali Babas Friday-j: I want a little baby Alibibis for my pond, Daddy! dadsnewslac Talysman, that's Johnny Angel BBQ: I want a POND for my ALIBI! Stang: Speaking of 50s songs by all girl groups... is anybody here into MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL KULT? Jovial is Back...Please...no presents! BBQ: I want a GARDEN! geecube: I'm sorry friday the wogs are on strike you'll have to be satisfied with sambobambo Stang: Thrill Kill fuckin' RULZ dood! Friday-j: Stang - Only you you obnoxious fart! BBQ: Stang: I'ms orry, I'm to KEWL to listen to groups that anybody's HEARD OF. talysman: no, dad, that's "just Johnny Angel of the morning..." wrong decade... Modemac: There was a sequence in a Cheech & Chong movie about drinking pee once... Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, can't I have a macarena to scarifice to N-G-? PLEASEEEE? talysman: I only heard Thrill Kill Kult on that Crow movie Pir8joE: anyone ever heard of Squatweiller? they suck so bad they are great Stang: I have some other questions... kind of a survey. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD HOUR OF SLACK on TRUESPEECH from SubSITE? Have you ever TRIED? BBQ: Hey, some people tell me "CARDIACS" are good.. authoritativity? Pir8joE: Stang : I have, it sounds good geecube: okay friday but don't let that nasty little friend of yours, Ivan play with it talysman: I remember them being good, but don't remember what they did. dadsnewslac not me - I listen to the tapes Stang: Question 2: AZre the graphics on SUbSITE too rough on your cheesy computer? Modemac: I have tried, tried, and TRIED to get TrueSpeech to work properly on my PC. I CAN'T GET IT TO WORK. RevStupid (~therev@aux101.tulsa.oklahoma.net) has joined channel #slack TheCharlie: Tried... it was too busy so I gave up. SantaBob (~phunistl@spg-as16s58.erols.com) has joined channel #slack dadsnewslac graphics good BBQ: I don't even BOTHER with GRAPHICS no more. I have resigned myself to PERMANENT OBSOLESCENCE. talysman: as for True Speech, I haven't figured out how to do it yet. Pir8joE: Stang : If They are too bad, then someone must be on AOL....IE3 looks good Modemac: The graphics on SubSite do take a bit of time to load, but I can live with it. Friday-j: GGG - I won't! Ivan can't come to my house anymore because he ate all the sugar cookies and Momma got mad at him and now he's not my friend anymore. TheCharlie: Every time I try it makes me download another plugin too. Stang: Question 3: Have you ever looked at SubSITE? Do you PORE OVER its every pixel or do you just skim to see what's up? RevStupid: hey all BBQ: The HARDWARE is too LAME to run the SOFTWARE. My BODY is like that too.... Modemac: In other words, the graphics on SubSite look FINE. talysman: the Graphics are fine. my cheesy computer is a CoCo 3. dadsnewslac skim what's up Friday-j: Subsite is INFINITELY IMPROVED when wived with 'Auto Load Images' turned OFF! Pir8joE: I meditativily masterbate to subsite Modemac: I have read most of the Online Stark Fist, and I follow the Updates regularly., TheCharlie: skim over a lot... drool over some... read everything. Modemac: Also like the Art Mines. Stang: Question 4: What SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS would you like to see MORE OF: CDs? T-shirt designs? Mags? Comics? etc. BBQ: I don't even WEBIFY except once a week or so. But when I do I check out subsite. Modemac: But like I said, I CAN'T get the TrueSpeech stuff to work at all. Stang: There are 609 days to X-Day. Modemac: CDs. Pir8joE: Need more Comics! dadsnewslac Subgenius brand 'frop would be good TheCharlie: Coffee mugs RevStupid: CD ROM Friday-j: Stang - A gag for your UGLY MOUTH. geecube: ivan i want to see more sg ammunitions Jovial: 609 TheCharlie: counterfiet bills Modemac: I second the motion on the CD ROM. talysman: more everything. more programs. Lou better get woiking. BBQ: Like I said. I haven't bought anything of VALUE since my membership, nor do I plan on any time in the future. Modemac: Oh yeah! I saw the DEVO CD-ROM tonight. dadsnewslac how wuz it? Pir8joE: is it any good Modemac? Friday-j: More liquid HATE! BBQ: I have LIQUID HATE! Lots of HATE here! TheCharlie: more nekkidness dadsnewslac more touring in New England BBQ: HATE, BITTERNESS, ENVY, RESENTMENT- in an EASY-TO CARRY PACKAGE! TheCharlie: more devival info RevStupid: yaeh more nekkid Stang: I will skim these answers on the log later. Keep answering. Tell me everything you think about SubSITE. EVERYTHING. Modemac: I don't know, Pir8, I only saw it in the store for $35. Sorry. geecube used the devo disc in question as a target for nine millimeter practice! Friday-j: More nekkid ministers preaching! But only the good-looking ones like Legume. Pir8joE: A Crossover Comic with Gwar would be good too geecube: sic semper spudammis!!! Modemac: But the CD-ROM IS out therem, at least... Friday-j: A comic on Gor would be better! SantaBob: An Ivan Stang cutey doll BBQ: I don't particuarly feel like carrying all that shit around, but if you guys WANT IT, you're WELCOME TO IT. I'd MUCH PREFER to get on with the SHEER SLACK and shit. TheCharlie: a table of contents Modemac: Okay, about SubSite: THE GRAPHICS ARE TERRIFIC. Friday-j: An Ivan Stang VOODOO DOLL with EXTRA PINS talysman: dammit, GGG, you reminded me of some movie where an alien is shooting people with CDs. dadsnewslac My opinion of subsite: doesn't count TheCharlie: great graphics .. but slow loading from sheer volume RevStupid: a pull string talking BOB doll Pir8joE: A "BOB" Voodoo Doll Stang: I'm loving this. More SubSITE opinions please. Just vent. Modemac: The large graphics over 100K DO take a lot of time, though, and I suggest you don't use the BIG pictures as inline graphics. BBQ: I don't want anything more out of the net. It's REAL LIFE I want more out of. And none of you can do a fucking thing about THAT. RevStupid: a pull string talking BOB voodoo doll geecube: sorreeee I'm shure dOOd! BBQ: Stang: More RANDOM TOTALLY IRRELEVENT SHIT. SantaBob: One thing... dont use frames in the site BBQ: I seem to have a SPECIAL AFFINITY for that. TheCharlie: Good idea Modemac.. thumbnails inline.. click on them for the full graphic! talysman: there's a way to set up the graphics so they are interlaced... loads faster... Modemac: Second Santabob's suggestion, too. NO FRAMES. FRAMES IS BAD. Stang: Keep it up!!! Keep griping!! All opinions count! Gives me something to shoot for! Pir8joE: Get someone to do some VB Script on Subsite, and make an intereactive thing dadsnewslac if you could come up with a java script that would kill me if I tried to access certain pages, that might be pretty cool TheCharlie: Frames is not good Friday-j: Stang - Try shooting at your own head, although that's a pretty small target. SantaBob is now known as revPsych talysman: fuck VB script, use perl cgi Pir8joE: More Sex on SubSite BBQ: MONKEYS. LOTS OF APES AND SHIT. revPsych: DobbsIRC® v999b for PIRCH by TheMIB http://www.subgenius.com Jovial: DOWN WITH FRAMES! Jovial: NAKED PICTURES! Stang: I DON'T wanna hear about high-tech stuff, we're already way higher tech than most can deal with. Let me hear GRIPES!!! YES!!! AIEEE I JACK OFF to the GRIPES!!! uh uh uh Modemac: Okay, gripes... BBQ: and HEADACHE REMEDIES. Subsite does NOTHING AT ALL TO CURE MY HEADACHES. Pir8joE: A Jack Off Animation TheCharlie: how about MIDI files? they load very fast dadsnewslac my gripe is that there's simply not enough about ME on that site Modemac: Like I said, I CAN'T GET THEM BLASTED TRUESPEECH FILES TO WORK. Friday-j: Subsite is TOO BIG, TOO MANY PICTURES, TOO MANY SOUNDS, AND WAY TOO MUCH STANG SHIT. PURGE IT ALL! ENEMA FOR STANG! geecube: well stang howcum it takes so fuckin long for me to get anything off yer hotshit site ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ppp20.lanminds.com) has joined channel #slack BBQ: Gripes? TEXT. Fuck the pictures, giveme WORDS. Lots and lots of WORDS. Modemac: That's my biggest gripe. Jovial: HAVE A BIG SECTION ABOUT ME!!!!!!!! TheCharlie: but I doubt there's any Doktor bands doing Midi.. BBQ: ORGANIZED METICULOUSLY. revPsych: heh RevStupid: break down the NEW info pages into related pages Jovial: CALL IT "THE JOVIAL FILES" BBQ: Well, I do know of at least one MR. BUNGLE midi-file.. Jovial: IT'LL BE A HIT! Stang: This is all good. We will process it later. keep it coming. What REALLY PISSES YOU OFF?? geecube: gripes...the words fuck the words I want more women with at least six breasts dadsnewslac update it daily, man! revPsych: make the JOE tapes public TheCharlie: Feature the wimmin.. that'll keep people coming back to ogle... Modemac: Find some way to get MORE alt.slack shit onto SubSite. Get a law passed to make the day 36 hours long or something. Pir8joE: Make more links that go absulutly No where Friday-j: Stang - YOU! Jovial: hehehe talysman: nothing pisses me off... I can't log in often enough anymore... Friday-j: More DEAD LINKS AND STUPID PICTRES THAT TAKE TEN MINUTES TO UPLOAD! revPsych: HAVE A BIG SECTION ABOUT JOVIAL!!!!!!!! Jovial: hehehehehehehe Pir8joE: hehehe Stang: Tell me EVERYTHING. CONFESS. It will all be worked into The MASTER PROGRAM BBQ: EYEBALL PASTE! Jovial: BIG HUGE SECTION ABOUT ME!!! DynaSoar (dmcclain@muselab-gw.runet.edu) has joined channel #slack RevStupid: more personelle info, especially made up TheCharlie: uh oh... the master list includes people griping? talysman: Dyna! dadsnewslac hey Dyna DynaSoar: booga TheCharlie: DYNA is back... talysman: oh, and hi, ICE... DynaSoar: wuddup? Stang: Dynasoar, you devil you. ICEKNIFE: nothing ever pisses me off... I love everything dadsnewslac Dyna, we want to know what you think is wrong with the subsite Modemac: Dynasoar, just the person we want to see. WE ARE GRIPING ABOUT SUBSITE RIGHT NOW! Tell Stang - and US - what needs to be improved. TheCharlie: pics of overseas Subs? BBQ: More stuff about ALLAH. Because HE ain't letting me down. You fucks ARE. Pir8joE: an Amination of Bob Dole doing Clinton up the butt would be a good addition for this week talysman: SubSite should include more links to cool stuff... Jovial is phuckin' his goat with DobbsIRC By J.R. "Bob" Dobbs & Jahova 1 with special addons by Jovial "©1996 LöVê$hÎT pRôDü©tí0n$" revPsych gives ICEKNIFE one perfect red rose : @ }>-`,--}---- dadsnewslac less links to cool stuff, please DynaSoar: Why ask me? I don;t do webby stuff. revPsych: Bwa hhahahaha Stang: Okay enough griping. Now tell me how GREAT SubSITE is since you're all ON it anyway. Jovial *tickles* ICEKNIFE all over! Friday-j fantasizes about running a big magnet over Stang's computer and ALL his Zip cartridges Jovial takes ICEKNIFE into his arms and kisses her passionately. TheCharlie: there's never an empty page... ICEKNIFE: more pics by me Pir8joE: Subsite is the greatest thing sense Penis Butter TheCharlie: tons of graphics.. dadsnewslac how great is is? um... Jovial cuddles up closely with ICEKNIFE TheCharlie: more shit than you could ever download... Jovial is phuckin' his goat with DobbsIRC By J.R. "Bob" Dobbs & Jahova 1 with special addons by Jovial "©1996 LöVê$hÎT pRôDü©tí0n$" RevStupid: gobs of stuff to get my lobes wet on Modemac: Oh, one more important gripe. PUT SOME SORT6 OF LINK DIRECTLY FROM THE PORN PAGE TO THE SCATALOG! How else do you think the Pinks will go fastest to there? BBQ: Stang: When you can put the REAL FUCKING WORLD on Subsite, then maybe I'll be interested. Stang: The Charlie: yes there IS an empty page, the Hall of Wuestions is TOTALLY EMPTY. Jovial: PICTURE OF MY SWEATY GROINS! TheCharlie: Oh... I didn't get that far then... BBQ: ANAGRAMS. More ANAGRAMS. Jovial: <ICEKNIFE> fuckoff dadsnewslac palindromes too Jovial: :o Jovial: Hes a bad Lil boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RevStupid: if you want the real world hit the off button talysman: don't talk to me about that realworld MTV crap... Pir8joE: a Page that forces AOL users to have spontaneous combustion TheCharlie: pictures could be color/density corrected though .. some are too dark Stang: This is all gooood... yas.... good... we will run it all through the Master Control... Jovial: Ice knife said a naught word!!!!! BBQ: Yes. NAUGHTY WORDS. BBQ: More of THEM. DynaSoar: MORE OF EVERYTHING. LESS OF NOTHING. Jovial is phuckin' his goat with DobbsIRC By The MIB with special addons by Jovial "©1996 LöVê$hÎT pRôDü©tí0n$" BBQ: MORE OF NOTHING, too. Stang: MORE: What PRODUCTS would YOU BUY??? revPsych: Jovial said ICEKNIFE...hu hu huhuhu hu dadsnewslac Stang, if you could somehow get Dave laid on the SubSite, now that would be a cool website trick. Friday-j wishes you were all DEAD and ROTTING Modemac: What's GOOD about SubSITE: I LOVE the pictures coming in from alt.binaries.slack! It shows that the newsgroup is REALLY useful. TheCharlie: I love you too, Friday Stang: I just uploaded a whole bunch of stuff to a.b.s., dunno if it ever got past Dallas. STERNO ART is BEST!!! DynaSoar: Mail order 'frop. Pir8joE: I'd buy Naked Pics of Connie and Oblivia Neuton Jon talysman: we need more stuff, yeah. WAVs/AU, programs, GIFs/JPEGs... DynaSoar: It needs INTERACTION. revPsych: fund my project dadsnewslac Sterno art very popular in my office... TheCharlie: I'd scan anything you need, but it'd be in PC, not Mac Stang: Have ya'll noticed that Pope Sternodox, that otherwise incoherent poebucker, is the best graphic computer artist in the Church? Modemac: Acknowledgemet: Yes, I saw your latest a.b.s. postings, Stang. IT BROKE FREE FROM METRONET! Friday-j: Stang - Yes, you jerk, your filthy binaries are clogging a.b.s. even as we type. DynaSoar: Needs to take a step beyond glorified TV as most of the web is. Pir8joE: More ICONS for the PC Stang: Thanks Modemac talysman: we need to rewrite babble in perl and make it cgi and put it on the SubSite so it will create random rants (piss of Rev Cain, too...) BBQ: This is FUCKED. I feel motherfucking TESTOSTERONE. Ifeel like PLAYING FOOTBALL. Or LIFTING WEIGHTS. geecube: just masturbate a lot bbq RevStupid: you could get a virtual voodoo Dobbs Doll like on the Butthole Surfers site geecube: yes kiss it and tell it to be happy friday Pir8joE: Make a SubPlus Pack for the PC BBQ: GGG: I've already done that SEVEN TIMES TODAY! All that does is give my HDANDS AND MY DICK a workout.. What about the REST OF MY BODY? TheCharlie: Dave.. go out and crush a beer can on your head... then go for a drive without asking for directions BBQ: And plus, the headaches are getting realy bad. DynaSoar: BBQ: Use your feet. ICEKNIFE: Friday, for once we agree on something ICEKNIFE: wavs? you want WAVS? ICEKNIFE: isn't that an old camp song? Stang: What about the TrueSpeech Hours of Slack? Does that work on ya'll's machines? Is it worth it? RevStupid: I listen to em alot Jovial: It doesnt work on mne! BBQ: One second I want to KILL, and the next second I want to SLEEP. Fuck, myb ody really IS fifteen, isn't it? Jovial: I want it to work talysman: I haven't figured it out yet... I haven't done any plugins. Friday-j: Stang - The TrueSpeech is TOTALLY FUCKED. Pir8joE: YES! they are great....the bands the whole experience RevStupid: but they are too many pages down the line ICEKNIFE: beat, beat, beat yer meat... beat yer meat on the toilet seat... when yer hands get tired, you use yer feet... Pir8joE: More bands .wav files.... dadsnewslac I tried 'em once. They sound pretty bad TheCharlie: Stang.. I haven't gotten it to work yet, but that might be becauser I'm not so good at that stuff. BBQ: And now I want to EAT. Jesus christ. talysman: put "Little Uber" on the SubSite... Stang: Hmmmm.... hmmmm.... hmmmm.... dadsnewslac Dave want to eat Jesus; isn't that quaint? BBQ: Am I PREGNANT? Jeez. That's be just about right. First the FOREHEAD MARKIGNS, and then I'm carring JEHOVAH'S FUCKING HATE CHILD. Pir8joE: put "Free Software" page Modemac: Sound on the Net still has a major problem these days. Problem #1: RealAudio now only works if you've got that monster, Windows 95. FUCK THE CON AND ITS SLACE, BILL GATES. TheCharlie: I love you Friday dadsnewslac Pir8: yeah, more free software Modemac: Problem #2: RealAudio is now the "standard" for Net sound. FUCK THE CON AGAIN. Stang: You know the SubSITE TrueSpeech shows DO work, with proper config, and they DO sound like shit on Macs, and they DO sound okay on PCs. talysman: don't have Win95, don't plan on getting it. Pir8joE: They sound good on PCs I know that much RevStupid: you can download the truespeech file and listen to it in playback, it is a 1 bit wav Stang: RealAudio will be the "standard" for rich fucks for another 3 months. It's on its way out from what I've gleaned. Friday-j: Stang - All you touch turns to SHIT anyway. BBQ: Now I feel like SLICING OFF MY HANDS AND MICROWAVING THEM. And writing a story in ALT.TASTELESS ABOUT IT. talysman: a 1 bit wav? RevStupid: yep dadsnewslac I thought Realaudio just did a new deal with Netscape... BBQ: Now I feel like making a TONGUE-IN-CHEEK IRONIC COMMENT about CURRENT POLITICAL AFFAIRS. TheCharlie: BBQ .. better write the story FIRST ICEKNIFE: yup ICEKNIFE: win95... it BURNS!!! AAAYYYIIIEEE! dadsnewslac one finger at a time BBQ: Charlie: I had that surgery. Not a problem. BBQ: Now I feel like calling a PSYCHIC HOTLINE and asking them for PICTURES OF RICARDO MONTALBAN. Pir8joE: go with that feeling BBQ Friday-j: Now I feel like HAVING NO FEELINGS dadsnewslac Hey Stang, did you like my article about subgenius taking over the internet? talysman: I'm Ricardo Montalban. I'm BatRoarke. ICEKNIFE: JEEZUZ FUCKIN CHRIST ONNA CRACKER, STANG! TOUCH FRIDAY'S COOTER AND SHUT HER UP, OK? OK? ICEKNIFE has a crush on friday, but it's not working... need more rocks... Stang: Okay, I have gathered some very valuable commentary on SubSITE DESPITE your efforts. I must sign off temporarily to use my phone and relay the overall impression to Dobbs. Be right back... Signoff: Stang (PRABOB) dadsnewslac fucker geecube: HE'S GONE TO JACK OFF DynaSoar: Oh oh. You guys are in for it now. talysman: dammit, we should have demanded MONEY first. ICEKNIFE: no doubt BBQ: Now I feel like SWALLOWING A BIG FUCKING BALL OF LEAD, hanging a MAGNET from a CEILLING, and washing it down with a BIG LOAD OF YEAST. ICEKNIFE: you didn't establish a rate of exchange? Friday-j: GGG - Should I send Stang the log of #subgenius or would it kill him? dadsnewslac yeast! ICEKNIFE: ASSHOLES! Pir8joE: damn, we should of charged him Modemac: I keep forgetting those lessons Dobbs taught me... geecube: i THINK HE'D BE GREEN WITH ENVY SEND IT BBQ: Now I feel like BUILDING AN ATOMIC BOMB INSIDE MY NOSTRILS. dadsnewslac ka boom Pir8joE: Pour Draino down your buttcheecks, it clears up constipation Modemac: Make sure he reads it with his wife, Friday. :) DynaSoar: Dave: Hows the line noise? BBQ: Dyna: I plugged in the line noise filter. BBQ: I turned the filter ALLLLL the way to the left. DynaSoar: and? BBQ: Nothing. BBQ: I turned the filter ALLLLLL the way to the right. BBQ: Nothing. Modemac plays his laserdisc of The Atomic Cafe... talysman: I need a linenoise filler. not enough linenoise for my tastes. DynaSoar: In that case your line is too hot. You should get the phone company out and have them check it. dadsnewslac my line has been silent for months TheCharlie plays his Barney CD full blast.. cause he's a cool rockin kinda guy BBQ: The phone company just came by and checked it two weeks ago; I figgered they would've done something THEN. talysman: dad, it can't be SILENT... dadsnewslac then my ears are broken talysman: the phoneco is a bunch of assholes. they blame it all on the customer. those hounds. Friday-j: Well boys I must be going soon. TheCharlie: I love you Friday dadsnewslac phone company = conspiracy DynaSoar: Dave, then there's nothing to do but comaplin to them, over and over. dadsnewslac well if Ms. Jones is leaving, so am I talysman: adios, Friday, trying calming down next week... Signoff: dadsnewslacks (Slack 'Frop Mac Dad) BBQ: I'm too busy complainging to YOU GUYS over and over. DynaSoar: That didn't help, did it? Friday-j: I'll be off in five minutes or so. talysman: BBQ: we aren't causing the line noise. talysman: dammit, they're doing a ROSS PEROT commercial. BBQ: I'm not complaining to you about the LINE ONISE.. I don't reallly give a FUCK about the LINE NOISE. talysman: BBQ: well, let's talk about your other "line noise"... Stang (istang@dal149.metronet.com) has joined channel #slack BBQ: And I'd complain to the PHONE COMAPNY about THAT, too, excpet I don't really feel like TALKING to them. DynaSoar: You guys are in for it now. Modemac: Okay, everyone stop talking about Stang now. BBQ: TALK. I could TALK about that for goddamned CENTURIES. talysman: BBQ: try it, maybe there's a sexy redhead in customer service. TheCharlie: yeah.. when he comes back, let's all go to .. oh.. he's here? Jovial: brrrrrrrrr its chillyt talysman: emphasis on SEERVICE. Stang: Ha ha. I hear all, know all, blow all off. Friday-j: Talysman - Probly a sexy redheaded guy. BBQ: Wouldn't do a FUCKING BIT OF GOOD, though. Because none of you ACTUALLY EXIST. BBQ: Hello, room service? BBQ: Well, OK, SOME of you exist. revPsych: that might kill a server, but the NET is still up - it would ping off all the users DynaSoar: I exist twice. geecube: phew hadd come over here it was sooooo sticky on #slack BBQ: Of course, ICEKNIFE is the only person who ACTUALLY EXISTS in all senses of the word, ironically enough. Pir8joE: I unExist Stang: Okay, what were ya'll saying about my hair? Eh? talysman: we said it's BIG. Hot-Air (bcraig@206.156.72.45) has joined channel #slack Friday-j: GGG - No, it's sticky in #subgenius, calm on #slack DynaSoar: Uh oh. Who's dissing hair? BBQ: PEOPLE WHO DEFINITELY ACTUALLY TOTALLY EXIST: Stang: ICEKNIFE is a being who DOES EXIST, that's for sure. He has super powers to piss people off and yet sorta get away with it. Friday-j: NONE OF YOU EXIST geecube: oh that's right, well stanf your hair is the only thing BIG you've got!!! BBQ: Dynasoar, Lou, Steve Slack, Miss Sakamoto, St. @ndrew, Princess Wei R Doe, Stang. TheCharlie: I love you Friday Friday-j: I love no one. Love is a weakness that will be used against you. BBQ: all the rest of you.. fuck all if I know. You're probably all projections of my JEALOUS RAGE. Jovial: ANY SUBGENII THAT WANT TO BE ADDED TO THE OPS ON #SUBGENIUS REG. YOUR NICK AND TELL ME Jovial: MSG ME DynaSoar: not I talysman: BBQ: I met six of those seven. therefore, I am 86% in exitence. Stang: BBQ got off his butt and attended a devival. What's with the rest of you??? DynaSoar: I want to register my line voltage weapons. BBQ: Existence is not a TRANSFERABLE PROPERTY. geecube: jovial: how much does it pay??? Modemac: Devivals are few and far between in this area... TheCharlie: I attended one in NY .. met the famous D Meyer.. Jovial: stang: masturbating DynaSoar: MAKE SOME talysman: Stang, I FLEW ACROSS THE FUCKING COUNTRY for a Devival. Pir8joE: Spokane, Washington NEED a Devival.... RevStupid: I am way too poor and lazy Stang: THINK about it. If Dynasoar exists, and Miss Sakamoto, and Princess Wei.. then MUST NOT DOBBS PROTO-EXIST??? EH? revPsych: HAVE A BIG SECTION ABOUT JOVIAL!!!!!!!! Friday-j: Washington DC needs a Devival! Jovial: PICTURE OF MY SWEATY GROINS! Pir8joE: if Not a Devival then an Atomic Explotion anyway TheCharlie: ?msg Hot-Air that's a hell of a change... BBQ: Proto? I don't know jack shit about PROTO. DynaSoar: Friday, you get it going and I'll help. talysman: lob of the Instagon Foundation wants to do an LA Devival with Devo. BBQ: All I know is that the bototm of my grocy store receipts keep saying KROTO. geecube: Taslysman I flew across two continents for Dokstok One and Two so what DynaSoar: Proto-exist? Hell Dobbs ULTRA-exists BBQ: Dobbs goes far beyond that petty MK-ULTRA shit. Stang: Dynasoar praexists revPsych: ICEKNIFE you wanna tell me about OMAR now? BBQ: OMAR? OMAC? Kirby? Pir8joE: Dobbs is the only thing that exists xcept for Penis Butter Friday-j: Iceknife - I have to go now. You've been very sweet to me. DynaSoar: Dobbs hides his extra existence in fractal dimensions. talysman: godsdammit, ggg, I BURROWED THROUGH THE HOLLOW EARTH with my antenna SCHLANGE to get to a devival... SuperVixn (piotrow@dal56-25.ppp.iadfw.net) has joined channel #slack DynaSoar: And so I killed her. Stang: It's true, GGG has flown up from South America several times JUST TO PARTY at devivals... and to carry the swag money. And to keep Dobbs from being shot. He kinda let the latter slip.... BBQ: Maybe I'm just not getting enough WATER. I've been living for the past TWO MONTHS on WATER and SOFT MACHINE. TheCharlie: I love you Friday DynaSoar: What else could I do? BBQ: Before that I wasn't LIVING AT ALL. Friday-j: Goodbye all you wonderful, charming, handsome SubGenii! Oh, and Stang too I guess. ICEKNIFE: uh-uh ICEKNIFE: get stuffed, Jo ICEKNIFE: go peddle that shit elsewhere, fanboy ICEKNIFE: with your wife and kids mowing YOUR LAWN, ya limpfish!!! ICEKNIFE doesn't have to exist, and no-one can MAKE him, either, so THERE! Stang: FRIDAY YOU BITCH!!!! When I get my hands on you I'll... I'llll.... ICEKNIFE: let you find out on your own... no more free help for miserable fucks Modemac: Don't fuck anyone I wouldn't fuck, Friday. geecube: fuck you talys I broke out of a Callistan prison with my dick and walked all the way from the jovian system just to help stang mail the stark fist! BBQ: Iceknife, the very fact that you dno't HAVE to exist is the FINAL AND ULTIMATE PROOF OF YOUR EXISTENCE. Friday-j: Stnag - you have NO HANDS, NO LIFE and NO SOUL. Hot-Air: msg TheCharlie I see this channel is a bit much for me. Nice meetin ya anyway. Bye Friday-j: Bye! #subgenius: You're not on that channel Stang: I mone getcha Friday.

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