10-13-96 Friday's Sunday Log (#subgenius)

10-13-96 Friday's Sunday Log (#subgenius)

Topic for #subgenius: Stanga Claus sighted on radar... fighters scrambled. Details after this break. Topic for #subgenius set by P-Lil on Sunday, October 13, 1996 8:40:57 PM #subgenius: Friday-j VT @talysman @Dairy_King @N_X_K @P-Lil @ICEKNIFE RevGoatPoop @TropicalHotDogDave @RevJack @TheJessie @MegaWhat #subgenius :End of /NAMES list. Related URL: http://www.subgenius.com -ChanServ- Welcome to #Subgenius, land of the insanely intelligent. If you don't know what a subgenius is, don't ask. Just leave and thank your lucky stars that you didn't ask... If you do, check this website page: http://www.subgenius.com/subirc/subirc.html also, to learn how to register your nickname type /msg nickserv help Mode is +tnl 999 Channel created at Sunday, October 13, 1996 6:53:44 PM TropicalHot What's Tom without Josh? N_X_K: Fave, talys:Shit, man, I'm stubborn. Hodgson created it all. When he left, it all went to hell. It JUST WASN'T AS GOOD. RevJack: Hello, Doomed One P-Lil: FRIDAY!!! *jumps bones* MegaWhat wonders if we can resume nibbling Jessie now.. talysman: Friday! High! TropicalHot Oh, wait, Weinstein. Well, I didn't like Weinstein anyhow. TheJessie: hey - no making fun o daytime talkshow hosts. Dairy_King: hi fri MegaWhat: Firday!!!! TropicalHot But no FORRESTER! forrester RULED! Signoff: RevGoatPoop (Read error to RevGoatPoop[PPPC5.TST-MedHat.com]: Connection reset by peer) Dairy_King is now known as luch TropicalHot I fucking hate ROsie Odonell. talysman: TroDave: that's what I mean. luch is now known as lunch TropicalHot Freitag! Woohoo! TheJessie: i love huh. N_X_K: And if you don't like my opinion, wash it down with your next dose of PILS MegaWhat: I hate fucking Rosie N_X_K: Friday Friday-j: So nice to see all the lovely ladies parading about the channle in their scanties ... Friday-j: Hello MegaMom! TropicalHot God, I can't even think about fucking Rosie. lunch is now known as lurch MegaWhat: Not-so-scantie here, honey. RevJack wonders when Meg will realize that she has been listening to hideous, saccharine New Age piano music by Spencer Brewer for the last half hour Friday-j: RevJack - Why am I doomed? What did I do THIS time? TropicalHot Seeing those ads for "Exit to Eden" made me sick to my stomach. I couldn't even think about S&M for months. TheJessie: Firday I hear you live in glorious Waltham... the armpit of Newton... P-Lil: Scanties? What's so scant about a lead-lined chemise with matching chainlink stockings? TheJessie: Friday, I mean Friday-j: TropicalHot - I agree - how could they turn such a bad book into such a worse movie? TropicalHot Scared of RADIOACTIVITY, lil? N_X_K: And it doesn't fucking matter, because The Young Ones is the fucking MOST GH0D-LIKE SHOW IN THE WORLD, OF ALL TIME, ETC.. RevJack: Haven't women ever heard of SNAPS fer chrissakes? TropicalHot But on the other hand, I have to say, it's what Anne Rice fucking DESERVES. RevJack: I mean, really P-Lil: David: No, it's just part of the look. Friday-j: TheJessie - More the festering crotch of Massachusetts, filled with radioactive killer lice MegaWhat: Dave: why not RedHotDogDave? Then Sparky could read this. talysman: I didn't mind the movie too much. it was lame. TropicalHot Look. See, I can't really catch onto "LOOKS". talysman: hell, it was FREE for me. lurch: Nuclear Cooties TropicalHot Because Captain Beefheart never did a song called "Red Hot Dog Night". TheJessie: hey, I live in Mexico... I mean, I live on Charles st. P-Lil: Lurch: I keep all my cooties in little glass vials.... lurch: I live on Charles Chips TropicalHot I mean, I have a LOOK, but I don't have enough clothes to have really INTERESTING looks. Friday-j: "The best things in life are free ..." talysman: I live on "Charles in Charge". lurch: not cooties Stang (istang@dal154.metronet.com) has joined channel #subgenius TropicalHot But you can save it for the birds and bees, right? MegaWhat: STanky! RevJack: Hullo Ivan talysman: hi, Stang! P-Lil: Stang. TropicalHot GNATS! Friday-j: TropicalHot - Have you tried wearing something sheer with an elaborate dye job underneath? lurch: they expensive TropicalHot GNATS FUCK MY EARS AND NOSTRILS! Friday-j: Oh "Bob", it's THAT GUY again. lurch: if you buy the good ones TropicalHot I'm too damn poor to spend my money on CLOTHES! MegaWhat: Sneeze baby SNEEZE! RevJack: another Macro, dave? RevJack: Stang, type faster willya? Friday-j: TropicalHot - Then maybe just the dye would be nice. P-Lil has set the topic on channel #subgenius to Cootie Smoking Trip--Have A Seat and Strap Yourself In TropicalHot No, the one about gnats wasn't a macro. I was quoting Captain Beefheart again. lurch: flatu-gnats lurch: capt beerfart MegaWhat: Don't inhale? Stang: God you people are fast. I musta spent 30 seconds just labeling my log file. Friday-j: P-Lil- You look very dashing in your chainmail stockings, feminine yet STRONG. TropicalHot Hey, what the hell is wrong with you, old man? talysman: he must be having a conversation in RealNet. MegaWhat: We are many is all P-Lil: Innnnnnnhale... RevJack: It's okay Ivan, you aren't OLD or anything lurch: Chainmail P-Lil: Hyyyyyyyyyyyperventilate... N_X_K: Stang must be here...I sense a powerful "ki..." More specifically, the lack OF it) SaintChri (clbundy@indy1.indy.net) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j gets someone else to keep poking Stang awake with a sharp stick lurch: turn five dollars P-Lil: Exxxhale... talysman: Stang: you need a prog that autologs... MegaWhat decides to IGNORE Stang. It the only way to be safe. TropicalHot I don't even own ANY metal clothes. P-Lil: Friday: Thank you dear. My latex is at the cleaners'. SaintChri is now known as ChrisLee lurch: proghorn cantaloupe TropicalHot Autologging prong. Humm. Friday-j: MegaWhat - We are never safe. Stang: I AM old and I do have Tourrette's... TropicalHot Honrblende proghead? talysman: prog-ram. RevJack: heh talysman: RAM lurch: hornyhed lurch: Mountain Goofs MegaWhat: Tourrrrrrettttes! Fucking CHARMED! Friday-j: Tourette's - isn't that a really fancy wig? RevJack: Talysman - but it doesn't rhyme that way TropicalHot Latex, metal; all my clothes are BORING! Stang: P-Lil, you look GORGOEUS!! MY god if I didn't know you were just another Texan like me, I;'d fuck ya. MegaWhat: oops. I forgot already. lurch: That's the wax moooseam talysman: I am channeling Grantland tonight. Stang: Frioday, as always, you are a GODDESS. TropicalHotDogDave is starting to get envious. But he has no damn idea why. VT: Chainmail can catch hairs... must be VERY careful... Friday-j: P-Lil - Nothing wrong with Texas wimmin in MY opinion. Ignore that bitter old man. P-Lil: Stang: Like you? I have quite a bit more chin than you, sweetie. TropicalHot But that's FUN. Stang: Rev. Jack, as always you look so studly why, I'd go queer just to fuck ya. ICEKNIFE: I'm back MegaWhat: Chin fucking? lurch: bring aigs? RevJack waves his ass in Stang's direction ICEKNIFE: Who let Stang in here? P-Lil: That's right, sock me riiiiiiiiight here. Stang: Lurch, if you'd pay for my mike I'd forgive ya. RevJack: come 'n get it big boy talysman: ICEKNIFE just WENT... that's how studly he is... Friday-j: Uh-oh, Stang's really kissing butt tonight - bet he wants more ads for the Interim Report. TropicalHot I grew a beard because I didn't like my chin. Stang: It was only $10 RevJack: ahahahahaha MegaWhat: AHAHHAHA Friday-j plants a gentle kiss on P-Lil's dainty chin RevJack: ahee ahooo *whew* TropicalHot Aigs? Fifty aigs? P-Lil: Awwwww. *nibbles Friday's nose* Friday-j lubricates her vaginal tentacles lurch: no man kin eat fifty aig TropicalHot If I hadn't just had some BREAD I'd be getting really hungry about now. MegaWhat: Lurch? Did you really? P-Lil: Stang: Oh, all RIGHT, I'll send you money. Give me a couple weeks. lurch: pussy whips Modemac (Modemac@98.cambridge-2.ma.dial-access.att.net) has joined channel #subgenius Stang: I met a guy who actually has Tourrette's Syndrome the other day, and his kid has it too. He never once hollered "FUCK JESUS UP THE ASS" and in fact seemed perfectly, eh, nnormal. lurch: dino flaggelates MegaWhat: MODE!!!! talysman: modemac! Friday-j: Lurch - Yes, their original meaning is now revealed. TropicalHot "..don't walk with me.. just fuck with me.. please.. you know I'm feeling frail.." Modemac: Yo! Friday-j: MODEMAC!!! RevJack: Hi Modemac lurch: octopussy Friday-j gives Modemac a big MANLY hug TropicalHot MODEMAC! GUTEN ABEND! VT: Tourrette's can be controlled with meds for some people... Modemac needs another Net server just for his ego today. :) I finally got my Web page mentioned in a Net book. talysman: we need jetrock in here, he'll explain Tourettes for us... MegaWhat: Yah. But the meds make them less creative or something. Friday-j: KISSES TO MODEMAC! TropicalHotDogDave has no time for web pages RevJack applauds Modemac heartily lurch: BRB N_X_K: Oh, it's Modemac. Modemac: Hey, Stang, you like the kiddie porn I sent you today? Friday-j: All hail the Pink-recognized hero! P-Lil: Modemac! Did you know your nick is an anagram of "DemonCam", if you'd only add an N to your nick somewhere?!? TropicalHot but I may put one up anyway just for my tape list. RevJack: *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* <whistle> Modemac: Friday! <smooch> Stang: Modemac sent me the ULTIMATE in child porno gifs today. It's goiung onto SubSITE immediately along with our a-bomb instructions so we can be OFFICIAL. ChrisLee has left channel #subgenius RevJack has mail! TropicalHot CHILD PORNO GIFS? FETUS molestation? Friday-j claps quietly from under the hem of her dressing gown ChrisLee (clbundy@indy1.indy.net) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: Stang - Official what? Modemac: Not exactly, THDDave. It's toon kiddie porn: Lisa Simpson's pussy. TropicalHot Official SUPRESSIVE PERSONS. Stang: Modemac's child porno was called "lisapusy.gif" and actually featured Lisa Simpson washing her cat, but by god we can at least CLAIM legitimacy due to it... Friday-j: MegaWhat - Have you read "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat"? Good chapter on Tourette's in there. P-Lil: Under The Hem... a gristly tale of degredation, prostitution, and frappie. TropicalHot But he didn't really mistake his wife for a hat! talysman: thank DOBBS, "Soul Man" is OVER. MegaWhat: YAH. That's where I gained my superficial know-it-all attitude on Tourettes!!! P-Lil: Under The Hem... the new steamer novel by Lilith von Fraumench. Jack off on a copy today! Friday-j: TropicalHot - Time for us to all hat with each other! Stang: I have read "The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat." I identified with it major-league. MegaWhat: I have mistook my husband for a doormat... P-Lil: Stang: That is a good read.,... Modemac: BTWm Stang, I didn't draw that picture. The artist who drew it *is* mentioned there. I'll have to tell him about the ,gif, and I know he won't have any objections to it being displayed on SubSite. Friday-j: If I had a wife, I'd probably mistake her for Stang - at least from behind. I like skinny women. TropicalHotDogDave knew the end was nigh for comedy central when they showed Alien from LA unmsted.. Friday-j: Of course I like plump ones too. TropicalHot MEAT! Give me lots and lots of MEAT on the women. MegaWhat: The plump when you cook em! TropicalHotDogDave repeats his ironing board comment for those who missed it the first time Friday-j: Under the Hen - a gristly poultry tale. talysman pities those who PAID to see Alien from LA TropicalHot Cook 'em? Not unless you count letting 'em stew in their own juices. Modemac: I actually *paid* to see Lou Ferrigno's "Hercules." RevJack is now known as Doormat Doormat: WELCOME! TheJessie: they plump when you marry 'em. ICEKNIFE: it's a good disorder... it's one of the 5 under the psychosis selection power in the cd we're working on... Friday-j: TropicalHot - How abou;t Stang doing the MST3K treatment on a Jerry Falwell promotional film? Doormat is now known as RevJack TropicalHot I paid to see "Big Shots". P-Lil: A plucking, clucking good time for all! --Ralph Reed, *My Secret Life In The Henhouse* TropicalHot YEERSH! It deserves it.. Stang: I saw the Lou Ferigno HERCULES on cable. It reminded me of Friday's butt. Signoff: ChrisLee (Read error to ChrisLee[indy1.indy.net]: EOF from client) TropicalHot A season 3 ep had an oblique ref to the CotSG. Friday-j: I saw "Howard the Duck" for free. I did pay to see "Johnny Mnemonic" - just for Udo Kier. Udo, Udo, Udo ... (sigh) MegaWhat: I just saw "Get SHorty" for free. I wont' pay for Scieno flicks. talysman: Fiday's Butt is a Greek Demigod? lurch: back Stang: Friady has a Divine Butt. Friday-j: Stang - Which part reminded you of my butt? The clumsy robots? RevJack: I saw a nekkid woman last nite for free Friday-j: Poor Chris Lee - this is not his night. P-Lil: My favorite movie is STILL the Sean Connery flick *Zardoz*. talysman: TroDave: yes, "Ring of Terror". Modemac: I didn't know you were a woman, RevJack. lurch: yuh MegaWhat: Even I have my principles. Dammit! Dammit! I am FIRM ON THEM. lurch: that was great ICEKNIFE: Circle of Iron Stang: Friday, your Butt is almost the pertfectly designed SHORT CHICK BUTT. No offense. Friday-j: You mean we aren't ALL women? TropicalHot I heard Travolta got in a big fight with Polanski because Polanski said scientology was a crock of shit while they were `?nworking on a movie. lurch: twilight people RevJack: I saw "Pink Flamingoes" last night - reminded me of alt.slack Modemac: Zardoz! "The gun is good. The penis is evil." lurch: shoot seed Friday-j: Stang - I myself think it's about 2" too big around, but I'm working on it. lurch: flying around in a head TropicalHot Talysman: I was thinking of "Snow thrills". Modemac: Well, alt.slack without the "fuzzy animal bitterness" thread... TropicalHot Friday: Always you worrying about the butt. I don't get it. MegaWhat: Dave: Heard that too. VT: Speaking about 'Alien from LA'... there is a movie, British I believe, that uses parts of that movie for a different movie with a different name... talk about scraping bottom... Stang: Pink Flamingos IS alt.slack, except that the cast died. P-Lil: Modemac: Sean Connery running around in red underwear and with a Highlander ponytail. N_X_K: Shit...All WWW pages regarding The Young Ones have been wiped off the face of the Earth... Friday-j: Tropical - I'm the one who has to sit on the damn thing all day, y'know. lurch: yuh talysman: Australian... TropicalHot No, the best movie of all time is "The World's Greatest Sinner", starring Timothy Carey. lurch: fuckin that brit bag o bones TropicalHot EVERYONE must see this film. RevJack: I used to think of alt.slack as being like "200 Motels", but I grew up Friday-j: Stang - Most people on alt.slack have that faint whiff of decay ... Stang: Friday, I would pay GOOD MONEY to sit on your butt with my butt. Modemac: BTW, Stang, what's THIS? The teacher at your kids' high school won't allow them to put their own pictures on the Web? TropicalHot Nah, 200 Motels weren't no good. I like FZ, but 200 motels.. Blech. P-Lil: I was disappointed with 200 Motels. The soundtrack is so much better than the visuals or the plot. TropicalHot Uncle Meat is even worse. Stang: Have you ever done a butt-rub? Seriously. A butt is a very handy massage tool. TropicalHot It was very obviously thrown together. Friday-j: Stang - How much money? Wouldn't you rather pay BAD MONEY??? RevJack: Dave - EXACTLY lurch: handy message tool lurch: smoke signals MegaWhat: Butt messages? Friday-j: Stang - Yes, I've rubbed with and upon the butt. May I rub your sometime? MegaWhat: Stamp that shit Friday-j oils her hands and gets ready to rub Stang's butt lurch: mooose code talysman whips out his sometime. TropicalHot FZ should've stuck to soundtracks. Like "The World's Greatest Sinner". Friday-j bruises her hands on the protruding bones RevJack: NO BUTT TALK Friday-j: Ouch! MegaWhat: Here we go again.. TropicalHot I used to think butt-fucking was rubbing butts together. lurch: no Buttock Friday-j: NO BUTTER TALK RevJack: Stang, it'll get infected TropicalHot Mar-juh-rene! talysman: so, Dave, you got laid? MegaWhat: Those cheeks bite back lurch: I can't believe it not butter TropicalHot No, I still am not laid. MegaWhat: HAHA RevJack: I thought it was ICEKNIFE that got laid Friday-j: I can't butter a believer MegaWhat: Dave is getting closer RevJack: wasn't me TropicalHot Don't taunt, dammit. PROBABLY! FUCKING GODDAMNED PROBABLY! talysman: damn, meg, that's vicious! Stang: Friday, you're welcome to rub my butt, but my heart belongs to someone else. Modemac, the principal at my wife's school decided that no child could ever have its name exposed on the Internet... as opposed to the library... P-Lil: Tropical: I've heard homosexuality called "bumping cocks" before. MegaWhat: ICE got a birthday bang Friday-j: Does it count as getting laid if you do it standing up? lurch: She can't believe she got buggered RevJack: Yes, friday TropicalHot Friday: Yes. TropicalHot But do blowjobs count as getting laid? talysman: GODDAMN MY VCR!! Friday-j: Stang - OK, I'll rub the butt and someone else can do the OPEN CHEST HEART MASSAGE BLOOD SPEWING EVERYWHERE! MegaWhat: Of course friday RevJack: Talysman - ate the tape? VT: Butter? I didn't see any 'Last Tango in Paris' references? lurch: at e the tapeworm Modemac: That's right, all of those Internet Child Molesters are just waiting to pounce on your kids.,.. TropicalHot The stereo I'm using now ate my copy of "Freaks and Motherfuckers". talysman: started at the WRONG TIME. lurch: I coulda been a champ UncleBear (~torque@s9.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #subgenius lurch: stead of a bum TropicalHot Bar! MegaWhat: BEAR!!!!! TheJessie: yes, Dave, but it only counts if someone else is there. N_X_K: Shit...My Linux box just had a seizure talysman: hi, Bear! TropicalHot Barenholz! UncleBear: Evening, all Friday-j: P-Lil - What about "docking" where two guys tie their dicks together by the foreskin? TropicalHot I $*j?yonly WISH I could linux. MegaWhat: Git the big buns! TropicalHot What's that thing called where guys shove saline solution up their urethra? lurch: dog lenth Stang: No seriously, ya'll, I'm saying that a BUTT is a useful massage tool. Someone lays down on their belly and you slide your butt up and down their back... one can apply far more pressure that way, it's a legitimate tool. cuthulu (cuthulu@rlabs.com) has joined channel #subgenius RevJack scratches Bear behind the ears Friday-j gets ready to butter buns TropicalHot And what's that artificial widening of the urethra thingy? talysman: my linux went nuts when I reinstalled. P-Lil: Friday: I've only seen that happen with outside help, like alligator clips. RevJack scratches Cuthulu behind the bar N_X_K: Odd...Once I started looking for "stick a pickaxe through your spinal column" with Netscape the whole thing froze MegaWhat: cuthula!!! Friday-j: Stang - I'd be afraid of your skinny back getting stuck in my crack. UncleBear scratches RevJack behind the ears RevJack scratches his nuts while no one's looking TropicalHot Stang: I'll have to look out for the opportunity to do that. cuthulu: make star love, not star wars TropicalHot I SAW THAT, Jack.. TropicalHot cxNB TropicalHot ARRRRGH.. Goddamned LINE NOISE.. Randji (ircle@199.3.75.195) has joined channel #subgenius RevJack: sorry dave Stang: You can wrap your urethra round a sycamore tree, according to Joe Newman's songh about Tom Landry and the Dallas Cowboys. MegaWhat scratches RevJack less gently Friday-j: I'ts gonna be a hot time in the old channel toniiiiight ... talysman: it's the amazing Ranji! P-Lil: Tropical: That's called "ball-point-pen-up-yer-damn-DICK-boy!" TropicalHot Stang: Yeah, I have that album. Friday-j: Stang - You wrap first. Randji: Praise Bob I'm Wired! MegaWhat: Urethra Franklin RevJack: Dave, did you ever notice that the line noise only happens when you get all emotional? TropicalHot Cuthulu: I may find a use for that webspace on Rlabs. Dump some FZ trade lists on there. MegaWhat: Gotta wrap dat TropicalHot Jack: It's the exact opposite in the real world. cuthulu: tropicalhotdogdave: otay! TropicalHot I usually talk with a slight lisp, but whenever I get worked up over something I'm completely and totally intelligible. Stang: Rev. Jack, I sympathise completely with your wish that there be less butt and dick talk. TropicalHot Cuthulu: And would some Beefheart AVIs be OK? lurch: dick buttkiss RevJack: Stang - unless it's about mine. UncleBear: Thanks P-Lil MegaWhat: Jack is just skeered cuthulu: yes Friday-j: I think Randji is the first person to mention "Bob" in here tonight. TropicalHot I grabbed 'em off HPR during a temporary no-quota time. RevJack: I ain't skeered o' nuthin Friday-j: WHAT ABOUT "BOB"!!! lurch: see dick's butt talysman: let's talk about revJack's butt-dick. cuthulu is now known as Dmitri_Shostakovich TropicalHot Randji sure as hell is. And I missed it. lurch: jack's duckbutt TropicalHot Russians fucking RULE, man. P-Lil: Friday: I once saw a guy's dick turned inside out, and his balls stuffed into the cavity, and his scrotum SEWN to his pubic mound. RevJack: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS "BOB" PERSON ANYWAYS UncleBear: Something in my house smells like rotting meat. Friday-j: Let us discuss the butt of "Bob" Stang: See Butt Dick. See Dick Butt. See Friday Monday. lurch: duck's jackboot TropicalHot "Bob" is my dad. I thought everyone knew that. MegaWhat exclaims, "Great, just great. Now he's buttering his dick" Dmitri_Shos something in my house smeels like Zoogz's dishwasher Friday-j: P-Lil - Must make for an interesting sex life. Was this part of a m-t-f sex change? P-Lil: RevJack: This isn't 2010...,. UncleBear: I think Rev. Beppo lied about disposing of that bod..er, I mean... Stang: Tropical -- you into Peter the Great? N_X_K: Dave:You and how many other lawsuits attest to that? lurch: Black Jack buck lick RevJack: Bear - check your pants first Friday-j: Stang - You're going to see me on Monday? How sweet! BTW I presume you got my dirty pictures. TropicalHot Into peter the great? How do you mean, Stang? lurch: Peter the great TropicalHot IT'S FULL OF STARS.. UncleBear: Jack, I'm not wearing pants. lurch: St Peter lurch: I'm wearing plants P-Lil: Friday: No. The guy wasn't transgendered at all. He just got off on seeing his mistress do anything she wanted to do to him. The pain was a minor thing in comparison. Friday-j: Grate the peter over a saled - good protein shot! Modemac: Here's a Revelation: The volcano on the cover of "Dianetics" is actually a modified picture of "Bob" PYROFLATULATING! RevJack: P-Lil - are you referring to something I said abot 20 minutes ago? talysman: dammit, no STAR TREK references! Dmitri_Shos Peter the not-half-bad Stang: Friday -- I did indeed get your dirty pics, at some cost to my server, but I really got flooded with email and have been working on LATE TAXES so ... Friday-j: P-Lil - Now that's a submissive I'd like to meet. TropicalHot NXK: No PROOF at all, of course. Doesn't make it any less TRUE. N_X_K: Have any of you seen Randji before? He might be Martyr again... Modemac: Paise Be to Bob's Ass and his Mighty Farts. P-Lil: RevJack: No, I mentioned "bumping cocks".... lurch: A might Fartist Is oUr Bob talysman: ircle. RevJack: yes p-lil? I'm a little slow tonight P-Lil: Friday: I know some sick fuckers, and I love them to death. MegaWhat: A little slain TropicalHot I'd only do that if I could do something just as nasty in return... Friday-j: Praise the trobbing urethra of "Bob" unloading his holy Seed-Word across the face of this miserable pink planet, smearing it in and then making them SWALLOW IT ALL! lurch: SIck in bed P-Lil: RevJack: You asked if I was referring to something you said 20 minutes ago. I said no. MegaWhat: slick cluckers TropicalHot Ircle is an irc program. Generic nick. Stang: If one were to pick up Robert Massey's historical book about Peter the Great, one would learn that that particular Tsar of Russia founded the Church of the SubGenius in the 1700s. Friday-j: P-Lil - Do you have a good way of disposing of the bodies? I just feed 'em to the cats. lurch: peasant pluckers UncleBear: With a name like kluckers... RevJack gets it now, or at least pretends that he does Friday-j: Tsar Stang has spoken! lurch: upchuckka boots TropicalHot I wouldn't be surprised, Stang. How my mom got suckered by that bastard, I don't know. Friday-j watches the chickens pecking away under her desk\ P-Lil: Friday: Nah, we let them live--it's more twisted that way. Stang: I have to go flip the new Hour of Slack Tape. Back in a sec. It was a good show this time, not like last time. MegaWhat: Tsar. tisk tsisks Dmitri_Shos any luck getting laid yet? TropicalHot I"M WORKING ON IT, dammit! PROBABLY PROBABLY FUCK FUCK FUCK RevJack: Star Trek: Next Gen would be a lot better if Q smoked a pipe, I'd wager lurch is now known as Snot_Whistle N_X_K: Stang:Many times during history the Church has been formed...Then purposely corrupted and abandoned. TropicalHot OK, one last time for our men in uniform: TropicalHot I met this girl. She likes me. I like her. Snot_Whistl skreeee Stang: Friday, the hideous truth is that I really AM the bastard grandson of the Tsarina and Rasputin. TropicalHot BUT: She has a boyfriend. BUT: She's "probably" breaking up with him. MegaWhat: I predict, Dave will have mindblowing sex before he DIES Snot_Whistl Razzpootin RevJack: Dave - so, did you boink her? Stang: And you assholes thought I was just bullshitting. P-Lil: You know, if I had weaker scruples and more sales talent, I would--just to see how many sadistic dumbshits are out there--market a Gerbil Cannon. Dmitri_Shos who bought the bump? Friday-j: Stang - So THAT'S why you're so hard to kill! Damn! Next time I'll have to try stuffing you into the hole in the ice. TropicalHot NO BOINKING, come on, give me TIME! RevJack: lol P-Lil UncleBear: Anyone here ever here the Rasputin song by Boiled in Lead? Snot_Whistl Rat a pult TropicalHot Of course I'll have mindblowing sex before I die. The ONE TRUE SIGN OF THE END TIMES is when I have mindblowing sex. I'm not kidding here. Snot_Whistl rumpjet RevJack WANTS A GERBIL CANNON for scientific research, of course UncleBear: rat-a-poot Friday-j: P-Lil - the old Whammo Air Blaster works pretty well on small rodents. Modemac: That just means you can't poison him. Shooting with a gun would probably still work. TheJessie is now known as TheCharlie TropicalHot If I get laid, the end is near indeed. P-Lil: You load up the cannon with a gerbil BUTT FIRST. Fill the chamber with 100 psi of compressed air. TropicalHot Or rather, WHEN I get laid, because it's not a question of "if". TheCharlie: Dave.. if you don't Boink her, how will you know if you want to date her? Dmitri_Shos brb time to make some soothing herb tea before a stimulating bout of great mutant sex. talysman: Dave, don't say that... someone might KILL you to avert ARMAGEDDON. Snot_Whistl hamster howitzer P-Lil: Lubricate, position, and RELEASE. Stang: I have to go pee now, I'll read this part later on the log. ChrisLee (clbundy@indy1.indy.net) has joined channel #subgenius TropicalHot Well, I couldn't boink someone if we weren't FRIENDS.. RevJack: Chris, what is your position on Gerbil Cannons? Friday-j: I just saw the Pope on TV! ChrisLee: i'd prefer a bee gun TropicalHot I'm just saying that because I'm among friends here. Do you want armageddon? Sure, we all do! MegaWhat: Stang: I'm not falling for that TheCharlie: Dave.. you watch too much TV.. P-Lil: But here's the sick part. This is for all those people who want to know what it's like to have a live critter crawling around in their ass, right? TropicalHot No, I hardly ever watch TV. ChrisLee has left channel #subgenius Dmitri_Shos i think he should masturbate more Modemac: It's official: the artist of the Lisa Simpson porn gave his permission to put that picture on SubSite. MegaWhat: i don't need to wonder LIL Friday-j: Modemac - They took an awful lot of whacks at Rasputin before he dropped. Pickled his gherkin as I recall, maybe it'll be kept next to the Bump in the Museum of Slack TheCharlie: Thank you Dr Ruth... N_X_K: No...You take six or seven snails, rip off their shells and stick THEM in the air blaster TropicalHot And anyway, if someone snuffs me I'll just come back in a form EVEN MORE LIKELY to have depraved kinky sex. Snot_Whistl I think we ought to market little miners lights RevJack: Meg wrote the book on it MegaWhat: It's a CURSE Snot_Whistl gerbil size P-Lil: Well, given the gerbil's velocity going through the cannon, it'll wind up being a DEAD CRITTER. Snot_Whistl for spelunking rodents TropicalHot You can't stop FATE, dammit. Friday-j: NXK - No! Banana slugs! Great in the butt! ChrisLee (clbundy@indy1.indy.net) has joined channel #subgenius Dmitri_Shos p-lil: laden or unladen? MegaWhat: Li'l bitty claws 'n paws with every step she takes! MegaWhat: Just like the li'l mermaid Friday-j: Tropical - I suggest returning as a yak. All that long hair ... TropicalHot NO FUCKING MONTY PYTHON REFS! MegaWhat: Sniff UncleBear: Rasputin's not dead. I saw him partying with "Bob" just last year. Snot_Whistl fish are best Snot_Whistl crappies UncleBear: We need to kill 'em both. Again. Signoff: Randji (Write error to Randji[199.3.75.195], closing link) P-Lil: Laden? With what? TropicalHot I'll have to keep that in mind if I get a choice. VT: What you need to market is a Gerbil Remover... MegaWhat: Li'l mermaid has no ASS perse, but you get my meaning. Snot_Whistl rat vac P-Lil: VT: No, I' Friday-j: Market Gerbil Grease! RevJack: The Amazing Randji has...disappeared! Dmitri_Shos Gerbil Jam P-Lil: VT: No, I'm in collusion with ambulance drivers. Friday-j: It's amazing! Tarnsman (~Tarns@fh-ppp45.monmouth.com) has joined channel #subgenius talysman: he's been transmorgirfied into a toad by the even more amazing Kreskin. TropicalHotDogDave is now known as ProbablyDave Tarnsman: Hi all RevJack: Tarnsman, what is your position on Gerbil Cannons? P-Lil: Meg: Yeah, what did The Li'L Mermaid piss out of anyhow? Friday-j: Tarnsman AND Talysman? What's a poor kajira to do? UncleBear: Tarnsman! Just in from Gor? Tarnsman: I like them... :) ProbablyDav P-Lil: A Jar. Friday-j: Tal! talysman: Tal, warrior. RevJack: Thank you MegaWhat: Lil: her nose, but don't mentionit. VT: P-Lil: Ah... the truth comes out... or it doesn't come out and that's way you have to call an ambulance and a vet... Tarnsman: Yupp.. Damn cramped space ships!! :O Dmitri_Shostakovich is now known as Edgar_Var Tarnsman: Tal Friday and talysman P-Lil: VT: Sure. Now, if one of them piss me off, SURE I'll market a Gerbil Remover. Friday-j gets ready to hide her brand under her robe Edgar_Var is now known as Edgar_Varese ProbablyDav No, it's quote nick, EdgarD. Snot_Whistle is now known as PaleRider ProbablyDav And I'm going to call you Edgard. Whether you like it.. or not. RevJack: "by the even more amazing Kreskin" - just got that, lol Friday-j: Tarnsman - Would you like some paga? N_X_K: Shit, let's have some more Young Ones refs...Great family fun. There's nothing wrong with "Ooh, sone sod broke your window! That'll be another 200 quid you owe me..." P-Lil: Cuthulu: You're sick. I love you! Tarnsman: LOL I guess I did find the right channel on another net!! UncleBear: Tarnsman--what city you from? RevJack: yes you poos bastard Tarnsman: Sure Friday.. Long as it's from Ar!! Friday-j: We've been warming the paga over the fire we started in Stang's hair. He probably won't notice it for a while, so don't tell him. ProbablyDav Paga? Why are we talking about obscure Zeuhl splinter groups? RevJack: POOS POOS POOS PaleRider is now known as Fresh_Hog Tarnsman: Port Kar!! Randji (ircle@199.3.75.225) has joined channel #subgenius Edgar_Vares I taunt you, dave, with my correct lack of a d RevJack: Randji, what is your position on Gerbil Cannons? talysman: Putt Karr! UncleBear: First time I've been around folks who admit reading John Norman ProbablyDav IS PAGA OR IS PAGA NOT BERNARD PAGANOTTI'S GROUP? Fresh_Hog: bent over in front Friday-j: Dave - We are referring to the John Norman "Gor" series. VT: P-Lil: Or just grease up a black racer or something similar, then you can be Earth friendly... P-Lil: WARNING: Before using Gerbil Cannon, make sure to severely dilate the sphincter. Failure to do so may result in "rugburn". Fresh_Hog: sprinter Fresh_Hog: or distance man Friday-j: I think a rape rack would be a great thing to sell at SF conventions. ProbablyDav Oh. John Norman probably doesn't even speak Kobaian. Fuck him. talysman: ehoah, I've read it. not good, but amusing... Tarnsman: Hey.. I did it just today.. :) Edgar_Vares Iceknife of Gpr Edgar_Vares Gor TheCharlie: ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.... BOOM.....................<squeak, squeak> splat! ProbablyDav A rape rack? Why do you need a RACK for that? Tarnsman: Don't fuck Norman.. He's dead.. UncleBear: Sa'ng-Fori! Edgar_Vares sis boom bah MegaWhat waves wildly and exclaims - TIME TO GO CONSUME A TWINKIE OR DIE BEFORE THAT!!! RevJack: P-Lil - are you implying that I should stick it up someone's butt? I just wanna launch the critters! Modemac: Friday: Eh, they already sell those things in at the BDSM parties and alt.sex.bondage. Friday-j: Dave - So they can fight against their bonds, knowing that they are SLAVE! N_X_K: Feh...What we need is a LARGER air blaster...One we can use to LAUNCH THE HEAD Edgar_Vares the sound of exploding sheep Fresh_Hog: sis boom bah ICEKNIFE: never spent much time in GOR P-Lil: RevJack: No, don't put it UP someone's butt. You position it AGAINST their butt. Signoff: MegaWhat ((Connection reset in cement)) ProbablyDav Well, why do you need a RACK for that kind of stuff? Come on, really. talysman: when did he die? I thought he's been publishing a book a week... Friday-j: Modemac - Sure, but I wanna strap in those 400-lb fannish women in barbarian gear and give 'em a TEST DRIVE! RevJack: P-Lil, that's disgusting! You're a bad person! Bad! Tarnsman: It's Fun dave!!!! ICEKNIFE: still keep a summer cottage at Caer Paravel, tho... RevJack: And I thought you were nice! ProbablyDav All I know about Gor is that really bad movie with all the buffalo shots on MST3K. UncleBear: Need a large SHEEP CANNON Modemac: Sounds like Piers Anthony or Stephen King, talysman... Fresh_Hog: ram jet Tarnsman: The movies sucked!!!! RevJack: SHEEP CANNON YES Stang: Back... Beast and I voided water in the back yard... are you people talking about Rasputin buytts still?? P-Lil: RevJack: Oh, COME ON. What would you be firing the cannon AT, otherwise?!? Edgar_Vares i really dig the Rice Burroughs mars books ProbablyDav Yeah, it's fun ENSLAVING people, but I enjoy it lots more WITHOUT the racks.. Edgar_Vares Barsoom RevJack: BA-BOOM BAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa........ Tarnsman: Edgar.. My favorite series!!!!!!!!! Fresh_Hog: Brad Cooter on MArs UncleBear: The movies didn't do injustice to the books Tarnsman: Barsoom.. Friday-j: Stang - Nope, we're onto rape racks. You'd look smashing in one upside-down, with your hair dragging in the dust ... talysman: ERB rules... I mixed Warlord of Mars into that Rant... Modemac: Friday: You mean like Brynhild from the Ring of the Neibelung? Edgar_Vares The lovely Deja Thoris RevGoatPo (ANOK@PPPD9.TST-MedHat.com) has joined channel #subgenius Stang: The ERB Mars books are like a wonderful world unto themselves, with Slack and no TAXES. ProbablyDav Tie 'em to a REALLY BIG stereo speaker and BLAST, uh, Blast, maybe. Friday-j: Dave - Every accessory will make your slave feel their bondage more abjectly. Edgar_Vares Tars Tarkas the kickass four-armed fighter Fresh_Hog: Cars Carcass RevJack: Poor little gerbils! Signoff: Randji (Write error to Randji[199.3.75.225], closing link) TheCharlie: but... but... what if I'm in the rape rack ... and one of my hands slips out of the manacles? RevJack: *POOF!* And he disappears! Friday-j: Modemac - Breastplates and bondage and gerbils with wings, these are a few of my favorite things! UncleBear: Tars Tarkas could probably kick Tarl of Ko-ro-ba's ass. Tarnsman: Oh Gawd.. I'm in Sci Fi Hell.. I love it!!!! :) Edgar_Vares down in the park there's a rape machine P-Lil: Try firing three in succession, but be careful, it's a semi-auto and you can jam the gun if you're not careful. Fresh_Hog: June bugs on strings Modemac: Maybe John Carter's fingerprints are on the Mars Rock? ProbablyDav I tell you, it's all about making do with what you have. You can have plenty of fun with just a SPATULA! Friday-j: TheCharli - Not if _I_ tie you in, bucko. RevGoatPo is now known as RevGoatPoop talysman: UncaBear: almost CERTAINLY. N_X_K: mode +b ircle@*199.3.75.* Fresh_Hog: Cheezemne of Mars TheCharlie: but what if it is an accident? P-Lil produces the sound of a gerbil being caught in such a gun Stang: I have unfortunately been doing late '95 taxes all day. Next year it'll all be computerized but today I've been swelling in a world of paper slips and calculators. Modemac: Maybe John Carter himself is embedded in the Mars Rock? All shriveled and burnt when he entered our atmosphere? Fresh_Hog: get yoh ahs to mahs ICEKNIFE: the loigor are going to attempt to board the saucers by replacing the archons and various others talysman: although did you ever notice how GOREAN the Tharks were? UncleBear: This is not Science fiction. This is Doktor Science FACT Friday-j: Dave - Yeah, but I like setting the rack to horizontal, putting a sheet of glass on it, and telling my Pink guests it's a table. ICEKNIFE: it's cuthulu's fault RevJack: *BOOM SQUEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee............ *splat* P-Lil: Stang: Damn, fun fun. Friday-j: Stang - Poor baby! ProbablyDav Oh, wait, HORIZONTAL, that's lotsmore fun. Edgar_Vares thuvia ProbablyDav What's the best way to hang someone from the CEILING? Friday-j kisses the sweating scar of Stang, beaded with the exertion of dealing with the real world for a change P-Lil: He could use a cannon. UncleBear: That's John Carter's face on Mars. Hoagland's just too pink to figger it out ICEKNIFE: we have to save the church by protecting and or KILLING said lumminaries Modemac: Stang: That's what I say every year! Hasn't happened yet. Edgar_Vares dave: you gonna fuck her on the ceiling? use the ceiling fan for a "helicopter" Modemac: That's why the software makers sell brand new tax packages every spring. talysman: John Carter is the Martian Jesus. Stang: Talysmasn -- the similarity of Goro in the MORTAL COMBAT movie to the Martians was pointed out to me by Nenslo... I was really siappointed talysman: The Martian FIGHTING Jesus. Friday-j: Dave - A really sturdy harness, and make sure the eyelets are sunk into solid wood and are HORIZONTAL - or they'll pull out in the thrashing. UncleBear: The TWO FISTED Martian FUCKING Jesus! Friday-j: John Carter of Gor? UncleBear: PRABOB! P-Lil: Friday: Hey! I know what I'm dealing with, I WILL WHUP IT or I WILL GO DOWN, and I *still* chocolate-coat my panties at the thought of dealing with even the POST OFFICE. ProbablyDav BUNGEE CORD FUCKING could be fun.. Fresh_Hog: Gorton's Fishdicks? Tarnsman: LOL Friday Stang: Friday, will you marry me? And come live in Dallas, and do my taxes for me? I love you so. ICEKNIFE: stang ma6y already have been replaced ProbablyDav Mmmm... chocolate panties.. Friday-j: P-Lil - Praise be to P-Lil, the loveliest Texan lady in here! talysman: Stang: haven't seen Mortal Kumquat yet. UncleBear: Jogn Carter would take Tarl's tarn, fuck it, kill it, and fuck it again. Fresh_Hog: Jim Carter on MArs UncleBear: Then feed it to Thuvia Edgar_Vares John Carter, the classic line in every book ..."blood filled his eyes as the fighting rage swept him." ICEKNIFE: fucking lloigor Desmond (ircuser@moose.erie.net) has joined channel #subgenius Edgar_Vares Jimmy Carter of Mars Fresh_Hog: Hamstertrail for Hoomanity ProbablyDav I saw Mortal Kombat in second run. and it wasn't as bad as Stang makes it out to be! He's just disillusioned. Modemac: Bungee cord fucking? Too quick! Junp off, bang bang bang, come when the cord snaps back. Total time, two seconds. Bleah. Desmond: evenin' foax Friday-j: Stang - Of course, but I get to marry someone else as well. I could just lie my face on that soft tummy of hers all night long. ProbablyDav Brian's favorite president is Jimmy Carter. UncleBear: I've got a Dirt Devil Bloody Rage Sweeper Fresh_Hog: The Nuclear Peanut RevGoatPoop I ate my own cum last night ProbablyDav We have this really great disco song-poem called "Jimmy Carter Says Yes". Fresh_Hog: with hemmmeroids VT: For the ceiling you should use more than one anchor to distribute the weight... Fresh_Hog: on mars P-Lil: Friday: Oh, hon... I WILL MARRY YOU!!! Friday-j: Jimmy Carter of Mars! ProbablyDav How did it taste, goatpoop? P-Lil is so happy.... RevGoatPoop STANG have you ever ate yer own cum? UncleBear: Bill Clinton was in town here today. N_X_K: Dave:Pheh. The anime version of the Street Fighter II movie was FAR better than that tripe Fresh_Hog: Jim Carter's daughter came from mars ProbablyDav "Why didn't you do that to stagflation?"- Warrior of the Lost World. RevGoatPoop it tastes bland with a touch of salt Friday-j: P-Lil - Me, you and Stang plus someone else - a wuartet made in HEAVEN! Fresh_Hog: an fell flat on her face Friday-j wonders what to wear at the wedding and decides - NOTHING! ProbablyDav What's wrong with TRIPE? It's gotten me through so man NETHACK sessions.. TheCharlie: *BOOM SQEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek *splat* Stang: I think that my problem with MORTAL COMBAT was that when I first saw it, I was on about 20 hits of Gemera and thought it was the ULTIMATE. Then a later saw it on tape and realized the fx weren't anywhere NEASR as fancy as I thought they were. VT: Nekkid weddings, how very 60's... ProbablyDav Oooh, can I volunteer? I may be GREEN, but my money is PINK... Friday-j: TheCharlie - Try firing those gerbils into Stang's hair, see if they start nesting. Modemac: Not a good idea, Friday. Being naked in New England weather at this time of year...brrr! Fresh_Hog: Shower Naked P-Lil: Hmm, marrying STANG...? Uh, OK, shit, but it's gonna be a MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE. UncleBear: Now have a question about anime-- do large eyebrows=virility? TheCharlie: Friday.. where did you think we got 'em? ProbablyDav I wasn't alive in tthe '60s. Edgar_Vares The Mortal Combat movie is cool only because of Shang Tsung P-Lil: This dyke has SOME principles! Friday-j: Modemac - But the cold makes my nipples SOOO hard ... ProbablyDav I was barely alive in the '70s. Edgar_Vares i have the sega cartridge of MK Stang: HEY MAN DON'T BE PUTTING DOWN THE SIXTIES! We actually had a REASON to hate the Con back in the Day. ProbablyDav My brother has MK2. Friday-j: P-Lil - tang is very convenient. If you lose your mop, why there's Stang! VT: Friday: Can they etch glass though? TheCharlie: I wasn't here in the 70's. I WAS here in the 60's though.. Edgar_Vares i was born in the sixties Fresh_Hog: Putting down the dog talysman: Stang: it's a LIE... they replaced all the prints with CHEAP IMITATIONS the second time. ProbablyDav I got nothing against the '60s. The '60s kicked the '80s ass. ICEKNIFE: i have 2 new pez dispensers Signoff: Desmond (Leaving) UncleBear: I remembering OD'ing in the 60s. Not much else, tho. Friday-j: UncleBear - Nosebleeds mean you're a virgin in anime. Fresh_Hog: Puttin on the pez UncleBear: Which ones, Icee? VT: No one admits to the 70's... Tarnsman: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell it has been fun folks.. ProbablyDav I grew up in the '80s in Montville, New Jersey.l EVIL. Pure EVIL. ChrisLee: i thought michael valentine smith was the maritan jesus ProbablyDav See ya, John Normand head! Friday-j: VT - They can BURN THROUGH THE HEART OF THE SUN can my nipples of terror! Fresh_Hog: later Tarnsman: Se you on the other side maybe.. Stang: Well the 60s WERE stupid as hell, but at least people GAVE S SHIT. Edgar_Vares i was three when Buzz Aldrin was the first man to walk on the moon talysman: bye, Tarnsman. Friday-j: Tarnsman! Ta Sandar Gor! P-Lil: Friday: Oh GHOD.... *laughing* You're right! Nosebleed, not cuntbleed! ProbablyDav There's nothing WRONG with being stupid as hell! UncleBear: l8tr tarn N_X_K: Mortal Kombat is suck. Street Fighter, on the other hand, is a perfectly good blood-vendetta storyline, with people getting killed left and right and Akuma slaughtering everyone Tarnsman: Bye talysman.. :) ProbablyDav The CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS is stupid as hell! Stang: Mayhaps you are all noticing how ineffectually I TYPE. Tarnsman: Later UB..:) ProbablyDav *I* am stupid as hell! Friday-j: Stang - Usually they shat on your lawn and then bleated "Property is theft" when you complained. ICEKNIFE: YOU PEOPLE SUCK... I HAD A BIRTHDAY 2 DAYS AGO, AND NOT ONE OF YOU SENT A GIFT (EXCEPT CUTHULU) Tarnsman: Be Cool Friday.. Modemac: Is it true that Buzz Aldrin actually carried a Freemasonry flag with him when he stepped onto the Moon> Edgar_Vares And I remember Neil Armstrongs first mars walk Signoff: Tarnsman (Mickey was captured and held on weapons charges and Murder and after a short legal struggle, was executed by being tied up and thrown to a bunch of alley cats... So ends the life os a celuloid legend.....:() Friday-j: Dave - We are PROUD of our stupidity! \ P-Lil: Stang: Yeah, are you using only your chin again? N_X_K: And I DON'T mean the live-action movie Modemac: ProbablyDave: And it took you THIS long to figure that out? VT: Yes! ProbablyDav Anime don't count. ChrisLee has left channel #subgenius Edgar_Vares you are old father iceknife ProbablyDav Modemac: No, I was just standing up for my stupidity. VT: Anime counts DOUBLE! P-Lil: Or is it because you have to look at the keyboard when you type and you're facing... uh... inward...? Edgar_Vares and yet you act like a lad of 12 TheCharlie: I sent a gift ICE... didn't you get it? I sent fresh air directly to you!. (Well, OK.. I farted in your general direction) ICEKNIFE: they young glorp said Edgar_Vares how do you stay fit? Friday-j gives Iceknife a belated birthday ... belch. ProbablyDav All the really GREAT UNIVERSAL TRUTHS are STUPID. Stang: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ICEKNIFE. Even though you have at times seemed like the most irritating person in the universe, yet STILL I must say, you're fuckin' FUNY. talysman: ICE, you never TOLD anyone... ChrisLee (clbundy@indy1.indy.net) has joined channel #subgenius ProbablyDav Paul hasn't figured that out yet, unfortunately. UncleBear: Iceknife is real. P-Lil: Ice: Damn, son, you made it. Wanna go one more year? N_X_K: VT:Dragon Ball Z counts quadruple... ICEKNIFE: no Friday-j: The Church does not exist - Iceknife is all of reality! ProbablyDav I KNOW he's real. Who was discounting it? ICEKNIFE: not really TheCharlie: CHris.. In? Out! ... IN? OUT! In .. hey .. wait a minute.. I'm getting an idea... Modemac: Let's give Iceknife some BIRTHDAY SLAPS WITH A WET FISH! Friday-j: Just think! You've passed the anniversary of your death, all unawares! Stang: For any SubGenmius to live even ONE YEAR MORE in the Con world is a feat of MAJICKKKK. Edgar_Varese slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with a large trout ProbablyDav If you compare anime to REAL MOVIES, most of them just get flushed. ChrisLee: i'm getting the lousiest connection tonite UncleBear: He's better than real, he's VIRTUAL Friday-j: Feet of majick. P-Lil: We' ProbablyDav Good god. Edgard Varese just slapped around ICEKNIFE with a large trout. And I'm not even hallucinating. Stang: Wait a minute, how old ARE you, Iceknife? My guess: 28 Friday-j: Gawds, not the age thing again! P-Lil: We're all The Jesus That Didn't Get Nailed. We're Dennis' Indestructible Martyr. ICEKNIFE: it was a virtual iceknife... the real me doesn't exist Edgar_Vares iceknife or b**** N_X_K: Dave:What movies would YOU call "real," then? In this day and age? ProbablyDav I got magic stuck in my god damned BONES! Not only will I SURVIVE this next year, I will probably even GET LAID, thereby ensuring the DESTRUCTION of the HUMAN RACE! YEEE-HAWW! talysman: ehoah. Friday-j: We are the nail cutting into the flesh of the comspiracy ... UncleBear: Iceknife is an AI! ProbablyDav The World's Greatest Sinner is the most real movie of all time. Edgar_Vares damn line noise! ProbablyDav I liked 12 Monkeys, if we're talking recent stuff. Friday-j: Iceknife is an EYAYAYAYAIIII! Randji (ircle@ip75-38.ts.indy.net) has joined channel #subgenius talysman: no, "Eversmile, New Jersey" is! Edgar_Vares 12 monkeys was great Edgar_Vares i liked Heathers too ProbablyDav It's the pseudo-exzJisting Randji guy. TheCharlie: just watched Once Upon A Time in America last night... love that one.. ICEKNIFE: Iceknife is a AI or you are twelve virtual monkeys. Why do you think that? ProbablyDav It was. I like Terry Gilliam. Friday-j: I myself think highly of the Thames edition of "The General" ICEKNIFE: achoo! Stang: I think I am disconnected. Edgar_Vares maybe you should try to boin Winona Ryder, there, daver Friday-j: Bless you Iceknife Signoff: Stang (Leaving) UncleBear: Since I have two birthdays, next month I turn, lets see...66 ICEKNIFE: bbl... gotta foon Friday-j: Stang - You are ALWAYS like that. ProbablyDav DISCONNECTED SYNAPSES.. 12/15/70.. Jean-luc Ponty.. VT: Anyone seen 'Riders of the Storm'? Just watched again... f-ing great movie... TheCharlie: Stang is gone!!! Friday??????? Signoff: ICEKNIFE (Leaving) ProbablyDav I didn't like Jim Morrison much. P-Lil: Morgrubb Fresh_Hog is now known as lurch Edgar_Vares yeah, Riders of the Storm! Friday-j: I'm still here - I DIDN'T DO IT! Modemac: I like "Night of the Hunter" myself. Edgar_Vares The Rapture! ProbablyDav Meg left too! But Jack is here! lurch: I like Don Ho ProbablyDav Night of the Hunter is a good one. Edgar_Vares and Zone Troopers talysman: oh oh... those two are up to something... TheCharlie: I Don like no ho... RevJack: Dave - no, I'm not! Friday-j: Night of the Hunter and The Haunting is a great double bill fo rsmall children. RevJack has left channel #subgenius ProbablyDav The Beatles Vs. Don Ho. lurch: Ho Mo No mo ProbablyDav GOD DAMMIT. ProbablyDav Oh, FUCK. Stang (istang@dal154.metronet.com) has joined channel #subgenius lurch: Got his own show ProbablyDav I have not seen The Haunting. lurch: it blkow Friday-j: Hi Stang! So good you could join us. lurch: blow Edgar_Vares helllo ivan P-Lil: BURP. UncleBear: Hey, look, Stang's here! Friday-j: Dave - The Haunting is a BIG-ASS-EXCELLENT movie! TheCharlie: suckup suckup suckup suckup ProbablyDav Who be in it? lurch: No One Gets out of Here till this Pu-Pu platter is paid for Randji: Hello ChrisLee: Randjii: You too on indy.net? ProbablyDav I could go for a.. PU-PU PLATTER... Stang: I wonder what causes that disconnection. UncleBear: Poo Poo platter? talysman: it's ranji's fault. lurch: me too Friday-j: Dave - Um, I forget, my laserdiscs are packed away - can somebody help out? P-Lil: Anyone got some absinthe? lurch: love big pu TheCharlie: Friday did it.. Randji: Yes Chrislee N_X_K: Desperado was nift Friday-j hands lurch some poo-poo for the pu-pu platter Stang: THE HAUNTING kicks ass!@ lurch: Poo Poo Splater lurch: splatter lurch: gerbil cannon Friday-j: Stang - You bet! Great flick! TheCharlie: shit plate for 2? ProbablyDav LASERDISCS? All you people are RICH! Fancy racks and fetish clothes and laserdiscs.. and I just got this cheap-ass RECORD PLAYER that I had for 10 years already.. UncleBear: Lurch, I had that yesterday after a big Mecixan lunch lurch: flat rats an dukey talysman: what's the movie again? the Hauntin? lemme get my books... TheCharlie: do you have to crank yours by hand? Friday-j: Dave - Hey, I work at a laserdisc store - I get the five-finger discount. Well, actually I don't. ProbablyDav The haunting. The haunting. Mmm. I'll file that next to Brainiac in my "to-get" list. lurch: hand cranked poo poo splatter Modemac: I've had a laserdisc player for 6 years, and I STILL can't afford 75% of the laserdiscs released. Friday-j: Stang - When are you upgrading to laser? talysman: I have to crank all my books by hand. Modemac: Thank "Bob" for used laserdiscs and punch-outs. N_X_K: Desperado was some of the sickest filmmaking I've ever had the ability to witness..."Look at that guy! I don't know this guy! It must be HIM!" <BLAM> <BLAM> ProbablyDav Does anyone have "The Complete Truth About DEVO" laserdisc? Can they dub it for me? Friday-j: Modemac - If there's somethign special you gotta have, tell me. Golgotha (~silly@auto-201-89.bconnex.net) has joined channel #subgenius lurch: Hum a few bars lurch is now known as mothra Friday-j: The Hill of Skulls is here! Stang: ProbDave, I can certaibly identify with that. I've been working with decks held together by sppit and scotch tape for all these years, and these dumb-ass rich kid fucks keep telling me they'll be able to CONTRIBUTE GREAT STUFF once they BUY their 10,000 dollar doohicky. Modemac: Which reminds me, I saw a punch-out of "Naked Lunch" at Tower Records for $16 today... Friday-j is now known as mechastang talysman is now known as Gammera N_X_K: Then again, perhaps I'm sheltered and haven't seen the GOOD shit yet ProbablyDav THE COMPLETE TRUTH ABOUT DEVO! I WANT a copy! mothra: Hatterhorn ProbablyDave is now known as Biollante Modemac: Friday: Well, "Stop Making Sense" would be nice... Biollante: Shit Jet Jaguar, what'll we do now? Golgotha: Devo has a couple good tunes Biollante is now known as ProbablyDave mechastang: Dave - Make sure you specify if you want the commentary track or not. Gammera attacks Tokyo. mechastang: Modemac - I mean a real disc, silly. ProbablyDav A COUPLE? You must hear ALL of the Hardcore Devo albums! ChrisLee: i'm watching Desperado right now N_X_K: Gamera is friend of al children...Must kill Kenny Stang: DEVO FUCKIN' RULZ like the Ramones and anybody who disagrees is a PUSSY. Golgotha tosses her red hair over her shoulder and looks around the room ProbablyDav 2 different dubs would be nice- one in SLP with commentary, one in SP w/o. mechastang attacks Dallas, plunging the skyscrapers deep into her ... mouth. UncleBear is now known as Tatsujin VT: I just pickup a used copy of 'True Stories'... TheCharlie is now known as Pussy ProbablyDav So I could freeze-frame through all the pretty pitchers. Pussy: I disagree Golgotha: Stang: wow. real subgenis talk Gammera wants to start a Devo-like band ChrisLee: well crap... my connection REEKS tonight. i' ll get nothing for 2 or 3 minutes- and then a whole slew of stuff blasts by.... i'll try again later.... cya Tatsujin FUCKED Tokyo...TWICE! mothra is now known as Blubberlips ProbablyDav Brainiac are a nice Devo-like band. mechastang: Golgotha - Yes, poor Stang has the burden of making us talk about "Bob" Pussy: who wants me? Randji: Hey Stang how is the Colombus devial comming along? ravbaby (~TRIXIE1@dd20-036.compuserve.com) has joined channel #subgenius Pussy is now known as TheCharlie Blubberlips 10 people for sure ravbaby: cootie smokin trip?? Stang: You know the sad thing about True Stories is that Byrne started out to make one movie, then got backing from Hollywood, and then it turned into another movie. And he quit after that... smart boy. Golgotha thinks the topic should be changed to "Those who love Devo, raise theri hands" Gammera is now known as talysman ProbablyDave has set the topic on channel #subgenius to Shout if you love DEVO! mechastang: Those who love Devo, spread their legs! N_X_K is now known as Super_Saiyan_III_N_X_K Modemac: A "real" disc? Maybe "Sherlock Jr." on laserdisc. Or a 50% discount on the Buster Keaton box set...heh. mechastang is now known as Friday-J VT: Golgotha: You can't really have a DEVO like bad after DEVO... The Bugle is pretty close, but the DEVO meme is now infected the world. Golgotha: so who's takin' me on a cootie smokin' trip tonight? P-Lil: Friday: Can we talk for a second? ProbablyDav Bugle? Bungle? Tatsujin: Stang, I always wondered about "Puzzlin' Evidence". Is Byrne one of us? Golgotha: VT: I didn't say that. Scroll up. ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ppp4.lanminds.com) has joined channel #subgenius Stang: The Columbus devival will be a complete mystery to me until it happens. Dynasoar and Stave Slack are planning to show and do their songs, otherwise I figure it's just a "wing it" situation... my fave. Super_Saiyan_III_N_X_K powers-up, and in doing so creates a massive shockwave that rends-asunder much of the continent ravbaby has left channel #subgenius Friday-J: P-Lil - What's on your mind gorgeous? Tatsujin lets forth a radioactive poot, aimed straight at Dallas! Randji: But does Gamera have a tallywacker. Randji: I want to get the Devo CD Rom it is suppose to kick ass. Blubberlips what on your ugly mond ProbablyDav OK, so I've gone through Petroushka 3 times in a row now. Back to Bitches Brew. ChrisLee has left channel #subgenius Blubberlips mind talysman: OK, the haunting... stars Julie Harris, Claire Bloom, Russ Tamblyn, Richard Johnson, Lois Maxwell, Fay Compton. Golgotha: so what exactly do you guys class under "subgenius"?? ProbablyDav I heard the DEVO Cd-rom was kinda didactic. VT: Golgotha: Opps... all the black text is running together... Golgotha raises an eyebrow Tatsujin is now known as UncleBear Stang: Re: DEVO -- Mark Mothersabaugh and Jerry Casale have to sit and watch TV and see their concepts ripped off by college student ad-agency employees for the rest of eternity. Golgotha looks at VT and grins ProbablyDav Golgotha: Subgenius? Zoogz Rift is a Subgenius. Modemac: Golgotha: No two definitions of a SubGenius are alike. Golgotha: NO MORE DEVO ICEKNIFE: subgenius? huh? ProbablyDav I am a Subgenius. talysman: WE are SybGenius. Friday-J: Golgotha - Subranting, subraving, subfucking and subblabbering about shit! Golgotha: Subgenius Golgotha looks at friday and lol Stang: Zoogs is a struggling fucking unrich SubGenius like the rest of us. A BRILIIANT fuckin guitarist. talysman: subshit, you mean. ProbablyDav Any woman who has sex with me automatically qualifies. Until we decide to hate each other. TheCharlie: I am Sub sub subgenius Super_Saiyan_III_N_X_K is now known as N_X_K Golgotha: Then I guess I'm a subgenius VT: Stang: Mark Mothersbaugh is happy to sell out... ProbablyDav My actual IQ classification is "Subgenius". Strangely enough. ICEKNIFE: no you're not Friday-J whispers in the ear of her intended, P-Lil ICEKNIFE: stop that right now P-Lil: Friday: I've been thinking about next year's X-Day Drill, what preaching I'd do, what clothes I'd wear... if I wore a black cassock, rip-away style, with a black preacher's shirt, a black leather tit harness on top, a purple corset, a dildo harness--loaded, and my black paratrooper boots.... talysman: hell, I should *HOPE* do be offered a chance to sell out... Golgotha: Well Dave, I don't need to go through that test, thank you Modemac: Mark Mothersbaugh only PRETENDS to sell out. P-Lil: Friday: ...Do you think that'd work? Stang: Mark Mothersbaugh has done what had to be done. Mark's from a fucking Virginia family of MINERS. Get a life. Friday-J: Golgotha - You gotta send in your MONEY to get RIGHT with BOB! ProbablyDav Golgotha: Then you REALLY qualify. Modemac: Someone name ONE TV show or movie that is genuinely PINK, that Mark Mothersbaugh has worked on! Golgotha: P-LIL: Marilyn Manson fan? UncleBear: Working in a coal mine? Friday-J: P-Lil - Hell, that's what I was gonna wear! OK< you wear that and I'll do the same ensemble in white, with a big RED DICK! Golgotha: Friday - BOB??? ProbablyDav We ALL have to live under conspiracy life. Sometimes that means doing things that aren't nice. That's just the way itdLI?} is. ICEKNIFE: the comercials whip it are used in? VT: Marilyn Manson is a f-ing poser! P-Lil: Golgotha: Not really, I like some of his stuff but I'm not intimate with it. Modemac: EVERYTHING I have seen Mark Mothersbaugh's name on has had Slack. Stang: Mothersbaugh has worked on plenty of Pink projects. So have I. Most of you live ONLY to support Pink projects. So don't fuckin' give Mothersbaugh any grief. Friday-J: "Bob"! "Bob" is the source of all our SLACK! Golgotha agrees with VT ProbablyDav Um, didn't he do the soundtrack to It's Pat? P-Lil: Friday: Yum. We can suck each other off. Modemac: And those commercials with Whip It aren't his fault. The record company screwed him for that. Friday-J: Send $1 to PO BOX 140306, Dallas TX 75214 - you will NOT regret it! ICEKNIFE: I hate mothersbaugh 'cause he looks a lot like STANG ProbablyDave sulks. He doesn't HAVE neat-looking clothes. Except for THE JACKET. talysman: I got a particular gripe with the kind of Pinks who bitch about their idols "selling out". Golgotha: BOB???? so is this one person or a collective? ICEKNIFE: *I* have a GOOD reason Friday-J: P-Lil - Let's do a live sex show on stage and then ask for volunteers from the audience. N_X_K: Friday:My ass..."Bob" is only there to masturbate on a concrete block. VT: I like Mothersbaugh... He looks a lot like Stang. ICEKNIFE: fag ProbablyDav Paul goes and bothers me every FIVE SECONDS to ask if he's got any new email about his COMIC BOOKS. Golgotha looks for BOB.... P-Lil: Friday: Here's the other thing. I need to figure out a way to get there, financially. What if I sold my sexhurt services each night to someone "worthy", female, and with $100 to her name? Friday-J: Dave - You are still a neat person though. Come here so I can drink some of your blood. ProbablyDav I DON"T FUCKING SMOKE, Iceknife! Stang: If Mark Mothersbaugh can make a single spare buck off sellinmg out then ALL POWER TO HIM. Have YOU ever done anything the Pinks wanted? Have YOU ever had to pay the fucking rent? Modemac: "U2 sold out after the 'War' album and I don't like them anymore!" Friday-J: NXK - What would ou like me to do to your ass? Golgotha has decided she likes this channel Friday-J fingers her tentacles suggestively ICEKNIFE: no one smoke ICEKNIFE, you dummy... I won't stay lit! ProbablyDav Neat person.. neat person.. but all I've got are thes GENERIC JEANS AND T-SHIRTS. Oh well. ProbablyDave pops open a vein Friday-J: Stang - I pay the rent. When was the last time you held down the job instead of someone else??? Golgotha: Modemac: NO WAY!! U2 sold out after Achtung BAby P-Lil: Friday: OHK, but do you have $100? saint_bubba (~rev_bubba@dialup46.cbnet.ns.ca) has joined channel #subgenius N_X_K: Friday:For my ass to be the source of all slack Friday-J: Dave - The wrapping paper is not as important as what's inside. UncleBear: Bottom line: U2 sold out P-Lil: Ooh, that was a zing. Stang: "SELLING OUT" -- that's a phrase tossed around by people who never came up with anything worth ripping off. ProbablyDav Hurry up and lick it all up, it's spilling out on the floor. saint_bubba evening Golgotha: Infinitely more interesting than #netsex Modemac: Golgotha: That's how it goes. And actually, it was Achtung Baby that got me *into* U2's stuff. Friday-J: P-Lil - Sorry, all my money's gone. I dont' know how I'll afford that Interrim Report ad (sob) talysman: "sell out" = "Make money" in Pinkuage. Modemac: They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... Golgotha: Cool Modemac...I love the song "Ultra Violet on that album Blubberlips flattening P-Lil: Friday: Hang in there, hon. We'll be there as you sell blood to afford that ad! ProbablyDav Friday: You have a point. I'm not TOO concerned. I do lots of interesting things, really. ICEKNIFE: i sold out to "Bob"... which makes me the 4th dumbest thing in all creation Friday-J holds a baby-skull cup to Dave's spurting vein, drinks deeply Modemac: ...and yet at the same time, the Conspiracy HATES it when you rip off someone and the Con doesn't get MONEY for it! Just ask Negativland about that. saint_bubba they only think they "sell out" because they never had anything original in the first place...they were pnk from birth. UncleBear: Look, the more Subs who "sell out", the more Subculture infects the mainstream Stang: I will stand up for any motherfucker who had the god damn energy to come up with something anti-Conspiracy that the Conspiracy could market. VT: Remove the term 'Sell out' and replace it with anything else you want... 'Selling Out' isn't necassarily a bad thing... Golgotha: ICEKNIFE: I'm interested to know....what is the first dumbest thing in all creation, hon??? Signoff: RevGoatPoop (Read error to RevGoatPoop[PPPD9.TST-MedHat.com]: Connection reset by peer) Edgar_Vares man! ProbablyDav Aw, come on, cups? Couldn't you lick the wound, or something? Edgar_Vares did i just have the best sex ever! Blubberlips no ICEKNIFE: "Bob" is the dumbest thing in all creation ProbablyDav You had sex while LURKING HERE? Edgar_Vares yep ProbablyDav IK: Yeah. So? talysman: VT: YEAH! "sell out" is just some BS hippie term Golgotha: Edgar got some sugar Modemac: They sell Schwa stuff at Tower Records now. Does that mean Schwa has sold out? Friday-J: Stang - I'm putting secret Church messages into the announcement of "Independence Day" - maybe I'll even list the address! Blubberlips jerk and lurk Edgar_Vares and there is no d in my nick Golgotha: ICEKNIfE....what's the second, then Edgar_Vares what a great day! N_X_K: As they said in that pink beer commercial, "We're not selling-out, we're cashing-in!" Hmph.... Blubberlips is now known as lurch Friday-J sucks delicately at the open wound, feeling the blood pour down her throat Friday-J: Gosh, this reminds me of my Chastisement Modemac: How are you managing that one, Friday? Is there a Dobbshead in the background of the picture? ProbablyDav Mmmmm... that's better.. Stang: So don't you assholes badmouth Mothersbaugh just because he does dopey TV show scores now instead of hate-music. If you'd been in his shoes you'd have folded in the first roud. VT: Modemac: No, it means $ubvert's meme is lose... ICEKNIFE: Stang/Rose (they're the same person) is the second saint_bubba the stupidest thing in creation is god..... UncleBear: As X-Day approaches, the pinks SCRAMBLE to be more like us! ICEKNIFE: see? Edgar_Vares who's dissing Mothersbaugh. Let me at 'em! Golgotha: ICEknife: nahhhhh...Marilyn manson is the second Friday-J: Modemac - Nope, I just say the whole plot is ripped off from the Church ProbablyDav Egar: Sure, you're having all this REALLY GREAT SEX all the time and I get bitched at when I get bitter about it. UncleBear: Stang, tell it! IT'S ALL TRUE!!! Modemac: Stang: Whhat;s so dopey about TV theme music, when the TV shows he's done the music for have *all* been ORIGINAL, COOL (mostly), SUBVERSIVE, and NON-PINK? Golgotha: Friday-J: Are you a Christian? Friday-J: Most people here would FUCK THEIR OWN ENTRAILS to have 1/100th of Mothersbaugh's wealth! ProbablyDav Rose != Stang. Really. Edgar_Vares i would fuck my own entrails for food ICEKNIFE: I'm a christian!!! Wanna fuck? UncleBear: I don't here this arguement about Elfman Friday-J: Golgotha - Go wash your mouth out (here's some blood). I am SubGenii before I am anything else! Except maybe female. But I might give that up too. lurch: Yeah, but I'll keep my own physique ProbablyDav Modemac: Let's not debate "pink/non-pink". We all doing what we can. Leave it at that. Golgotha: Edgar: You must be very hungry ICEKNIFE: I'm a christian!!! Wanna fuck? Edgar_Vares no, lets debate pink/non pink Modemac: ProbablyDave: Okay, take out the NON-PINK and put SLACKFUL in its place. Friday-J: I'm a fuck! Wanna christian? Edgar_Vares normal sex is pink P-Lil: I am ME before she is NOT. Golgotha: Friday: What are you talking about the Church then? VT: I liked the Buggieto cartoon Mothersbaugh did, it was actually in interesting c-toon amongst the Saturday morning pap. ProbablyDav I DON'T WANT NO STEENKIN CHRISTIANS! Stang: ELFMAN! Don't even talk to me about Elfman. He's been brilliant at ripping off JUST THE BEST COMPOSERS. But heck, what can I say, it works. Edgar_Vares wacked out, spacey acid sex is non pink Friday-J: P-Lil - You are saying something profound. What, I'm not sure. N_X_K: Modemac:Mostly "obscure," actually...Like Mann and Machine...Stuff that lasts about ten episodes in Pink culture, but is known by fanboys everywhere saint_bubba no sex is pink....even cheap sex has it's merits Golgotha: What's with all the flak on Christians?? ICEKNIFE: The Pheonix Stang: Wacked out spacey acid sex is why some of us STILL LIVE. ProbablyDav a GOOD SHIT is better than a BAD FUCK anyday. Golgotha is a Christian and proud of it UncleBear: Golgotha, are you a Christian? Modemac: NXK: Exactly. That's SubGenius stuff. It has Slack, so it can't survive on TV because TV is CONTROLLED BY THE CONSPIRACY! Friday-J: Try pouring blue food coloring over your genitals next time you screw - it's the only way to make sure it's not pink sex. Hard on the carpet though. P-Lil: Friday: Rub this specially treated butter into your scalp, and you shall see. ProbablyDav I know guys who've fucked over 100 different women. But my FIRST FUCK will put all of their fucks to shame. ICEKNIFE: christians don't do their kagels, and are therefor unworthy UncleBear: Golgotha, do you take the bible literally? lurch: Hardon the Carpetman Golgotha: Yes i do Friday-J: P-Lil - This isn't the butter we were using on Stang's ass, is it? ProbablyDav My blood is not pink, it's RED. And I can prove it. Golgotha: Kagels? talysman: Golgotha: friendly advice, you're in the wrong channel... Friday-J looks at the butter P-Lil: Dave: That's the WHOLE POINT of Sex The First Time. lurch: he lays for a living Signoff: Randji (Write error to Randji[ip75-38.ts.indy.net], closing link) UncleBear: LITERALLY? ProbablyDav I thought it was spelled "Kegel". N_X_K: Modemac:You're stating the obvious conclusion. Shit, and I thought I stated the obvious... saint_bubba but are you a good christian or a bad christian.....? Friday-J: Dave - I agree, your blood is most definitely red. Modemac: They YANKED Pee-Wee's Playhouse off the air just because he JERKED OFF in a porno theater - and none of the KIDS watching the show knew about it. That's the CON for you. Golgotha: brb, gotta help my mom ProbablyDave is a DEEPLY RELIGIOUS guy. P-Lil: Friday: Uh, I can't remember, but since Stang's butt was stuffed with frappie it can't hurt you. Golgotha has left channel #subgenius UncleBear: No, Golgotha, STAY HERE ProbablyDav Modemac: The show had already been cancelled. ICEKNIFE: does your religion interfer with how you give head? lurch: Whacks on Wahcks off ProbablyDav What does he have to help his mom with, I wonder? Friday-J: Modemac - But the great Pee Wee retained the rights and now sells the tapes - and will make a fortune! That is SLACK! talysman: THE WHACKER! saint_bubba time to wok the dog. Friday-J: Wok the dog? With sesame oil? Edgar_Vares does your religion increase yoour penis size? Modemac: ProbablyDave: But if his rep hadn't been tarnished, it would certainly have been rerun! lurch: The Kawhacky Kid UncleBear: I read he was getting tired of Pee Wee anyway ICEKNIFE: i'm waiting, in case it shows up in #jesus N_X_K: Maybe it's just me, but I never found Pee Wee amusing talysman: PINK = concerned with being popular Edgar_Vares pee wee football ProbablyDav Maybe. Too bad. The cops who booked him didn't even spell masturbate right. UncleBear: SOMEONE will re-run it somewhere someday Friday-J: Has anyone here ever eaten dog? Is it as good as they say? Stang: Pee Wee was a fucking GENIUS and I'm jealous as hell of the bastard, although I understand that he's really embarrased about... "that episode."... don't blame him... ProbablyDav Pink = pink. A = A. lurch: yuh UncleBear: Lawrence Fishburn was Cowboy Curtis saint_bubba ive had goat saint_bubba no dog lurch: I'd feel pretty stupid TheCharlie: Friday.. tastes just like frog's legs.. ProbablyDav Sure. And they'll start rerunning Amos and Andy again. talysman: shaddup, DaveFIRST! lurch: if I'd pissed away my career Friday-J: Pee Wee is STILL a genius AND a Sub-Genius and may he prosper! ProbablyDav I'd be embarassed. lurch: beating my meat in some shithole P-Lil: Stang: But he's not embarrased of his doing "The Hamburger Man" in Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams.... Modemac: Oh, of course he's embarassed. I'm sure we'd all be embarassed if our jerk-offs were splashed over the front page. Edgar_Vares neotech DAVEfirst ICEKNIFE: pee-wee should have done a HEALTHY PENIS TOUR after that... he'd have made BANK ProbablyDav Hey, not only did Mark Mothersbaugh do muysic for that, so did the RESIDENTS. He is SLACK CITY. UncleBear: Lurchg, he didn't PISS away his career, but right organ P-Lil: Modemac: I'd be demanding royalties, myself. Friday-J: Modemac - Splashed on the front page? You masturbate over headlines? lurch: I don know about you guys Stang: Dog is a mite greasy. I have actually eaten dog in Lakoata yuwipi (medicine) ceremonies, in South Dakota when I loived in Rosebud in Russel Means and Dennis Banks old house... that is literally true. lurch: but I've managed to survive lurch: my whole life ProbablyDav On planet eart|h. lurch: without beating my meat in oublic lurch: public Edgar_Vares the porcupine known as knowledge ProbablyDav Depends on how you mean "public". Friday-J: Stang - I heard it was greasy but still very tasty. No dogs in my neighborhood, just cats - and they're gamy. UncleBear: pubic? saint_bubba iguana is good meat... Stang: I only ate the dog to be polite. Edgar_Vares you can't have your pudding unless you beat your meat Modemac: Friday-J: FUCK, no! The headlines of any typical newspaper are enough to make ANYONE go limp. ProbablyDav How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat? TheCharlie: Stang.. I'll bet the dog didn't think it was too polite... Modemac: How can anyone jerk off to headlines about politics and the occasional foreign war? talysman: the headlins of the Midnight Sun, however... lurch: Har ProbablyDav Dead dogs don't think. Stang: I really did live in the house just recently vacated by Russel Means and Dennis Banks shortly following the Wounded Knee episode in South Dakota. UncleBear: Cat isn't just gamy, it's, like, gritty Friday-J: Modemac - Oh, I dunno - "Five Killed In Apartment Fire", "Pope Goes to Malaysia" and "Inflation Down" has a certain thrill, don't you think? lurch: That somalian business ICEKNIFE: modemac: idunno, i just manage lurch: really gave me a woody Friday-J: Stang - I'm so impressed. (snores) P-Lil: Modemac: Just as Pamphlet #2 said, IT'S THE WHITE SPACES AROUND THE BLACK LETTERS... Edgar_Vares "Clinton Mum On NEw Taxes" ProbablyDav The comics section, maybe I could beat off to THOSE. lurch: draggin that blaoted dead bastard thru the street Edgar_Vares makes me hard ProbablyDav P-Lil: Didn't Frank Zappa say something like that, in a 1967 interview? lurch: got me all steamed talysman: "Honeywell's Profits Fell as Wangs Rose" saint_bubba i only get a hard on reading the newpaper when i hear my taxes are going down... ProbablyDav I've got a statement to that effect at the end of my dub of Apocrypha. UncleBear: ProbDave-- yeah, but they cancelled DONDI years ago!@ Edgar_Vares i want higher taxes Modemac: Well sure, it's easy to whack off to Brenda Starr and Apartment 23-G... P-Lil: Dave: Not sure. lurch: and more crime Edgar_Vares every cent should be taxed Friday-J: UncleBear - I haven't noticed the grittiness. How are you cooking the cat? saint_bubba edgar..you can have mine..please ProbablyDav I remember that ad when somebody tried to take a picture up Hilary Clinton's skirt and they ran it in an underwear ad. Really. Modemac: Though the comics of today can't compare with the greats. L'IL ABNER. POGO. POPEYE. Edgar_Vares and you should just be able to get free food, medical care etcc. UncleBear: Friday- I rotisserie it like chicken lurch: gag Friday-J: POGO FOREVER! ICEKNIFE: i use national geographic... can't cum 'til i find a nipple brushing against a navel... Edgar_Vares distributed by a central government P-Lil: APT 23-G! Ever since my dad got upset at me reading women's magazines, I resorted to that strip for solace. Damn I loved it. lurch: Hillary's Butt? talysman: KRAZY KAT ProbablyDav I like FOX TROT. lurch: Musta been a billboard UncleBear: Ever over-cook a chicken? That's what cat taste like lurch: ad Friday-J: UncleBear - Hmmmm, I've been stir-frying. maybe the peanut oil covers up the grittiness. Stang: Weird-ass Indian guys used to show up at our door asking if Russel or Dennis were in... then I'd have to drive them to Rosebud through the blizzard. We even drove out to Leonard Crow Dog's house to warn them of an impending FBI invasion, only we were wrong, it was Crow Dog's cousin. And you assholes think I'm just bullshitting. ProbablyDav Lurch: No, not butt really. It was from up front. Edgar_Vares fox trot is allright, i llike Prince Valiant P-Lil: Bear: Ew. I hate overcooked chicken. lurch: HOOOOWAAAARFRRRRHGGG ProbablyDav Stang: I'm a yong whippersnapper. I don't know Russell or Dennis. Friday-J: Stang - We don't think you're bullshitting. We just have never seen "Incident At Oglata" saint_bubba how could you live near somewhere named rosebud and still feel good about yurself in the morning? UncleBear: P-Lil- I tried roasting, and frying, and still same taste Friday-J: Or however you spell that movie. ProbablyDav Tell me you have a copy of "Baby Sex", and then I'll be interested. ICEKNIFE: I met dennis thru grandad, but not russel Edgar_Vares no child porn on another net, please Stang: My wife and I really did live right in the middle of the post-Wounded Knee FBI-vs.Indian war, in 1976. P-Lil: Stang: The indian shit is cool, my ancestors are laughing at both yours AND MY OTHER ancestors. It's great., talysman: hell, when you said "wounded Knee," I thought you were talking 19th century... ProbablyDav The Residents album, Baby Sex. That's what I'm talking about. Or The Ballad of Stuffed Trigger. Or Rusty Coathangers For the Doctor. Or The Warner Bros. Album. lurch: Wounded Jaw Friday-J: Stang - Did you get to kill anyone? Huh? Huh? (pants eagerly) Edgar_Vares maybe marlon brando will be there by the fire UncleBear: Stang was a the ORIGINAL Wounded Knee. Time control, you know... ProbablyDav Stang: WE BELIEVE YOU, ALREADY! I was a BABY in '76. Sorry, that's just the way it is. lurch: who's eagerly? Modemac: Speaking of comic strips, you folks HAVE seen the infamous Dysfunctional Family Circus...haven't you? Friday-J: I can see someone else wearing nothing but a feather in her raven hair, her face smeared with blood, a knife in her teeth ... ProbablyDav Yeah, back when I first got in the web in '94. N_X_K: When Breathed stopped running Outland, I stopped reading the funnies... lurch: yuk P-Lil: Modemac: I've contributed... ProbablyDav No papers run Zippy no more. ICEKNIFE: bury my head at wounded spleen lurch: I hate Brethed Friday-J: Stang was probably alive during the original battle of Wounded Knee ... ProbablyDav I hate Berke Breahted ripooffs. Stang: I knowed General George Armstrong Custer for what he was, and I knowed the Indins for what they was. ICEKNIFE: I WILL CRUNT NO MORE FOREVER! P-Lil: Friday: Uhyhhhh. Stoooop. I'm getting too excited! talysman: I get my comix in book form. UncleBear: Berk Breathed, we wanna talk about sellouts lurch: asshole lurch: not funny Friday-J: P-Lil - Sorry to get you all hot in front of the boys. VT: Long Live Spunky the Penguin! Edgar_Vares i wore a goddammed far side t-shirt today, and every where i went people stared at me and said something about it Stang: I knowed J.R. "Bob" Dobbs for what he was, and I knowed the SubDeneenies for what they was. TURN ON THAT RECORDER, BOY!!! Friday-J: Well, I gotta go in a few minutes - any last comments? Edgar_Vares calvin and hobbes Modemac: What was your T-shirt, Edgar? Friday-J: Stang - But do you know yoruself? P-Lil: Stang: STOP THOSE LITTLE BIG MAN REFERENCES. Signoff: ProbablyDave (Leaving) TheCharlie: Edgar.. it wasn't your T shirt.. your fly is open... ICEKNIFE: subdeanies? BLEAH! UncleBear: Watterson kept his integrity. lurch: Jo Blow Edgar_Vares modemac: the gifgted child pushing on a door marked pull P-Lil: That's my SECOND favorite movie of all time. I'm laughing too hard. Friday-J: Stang prbably sold T-shirts at the Battle of Wounded Knee Modemac: Yeah, Friday. Don't fuck the customers until AFTER they pay for the laserdiscs. Stang: P-LIL - I AM Little Big Man. lurch: Pull Down, Tear up UncleBear: THAT's my definition of selling out-- compromising your integrity for $$$ P-Lil: EVIL ROY SLADE was third. VT: TOM TOMMOROW for Tsar! Friday-J: Stang - I can see the little, but what's BIG about you? talysman: I have a Dilbert shirt. Modemac: Edgar: What, and people didn't like that? lurch: Pray For the Wildcats P-Lil: Stang: You are Leetle Beegle Man. Stang: EVIL ROY SLADE... now that was a truly fucking SUBGENIUS made for TV movie. ICEKNIFE: goddamn bullshit movies is a cheyenizer Edgar_Vares i have a dilbert cock sock UncleBear: Motheresbaught has MAINTAINED integrity while raking in $$$ N_X_K: lurch:I read Outland for its entire run, waiting for him to "get funny" again. Heh heh. Wehn it stopped, and I looked back on how he fucked with my head, I realized that all the strips in the L.A. Times were the same thing...That's when I achieved Hate-S P-Lil: Stang: My first exposure to crossdressing to. That movie made me WHAT I AM. UncleBear: Taly, you have Dilbert Shit? What about Dogbert shit? P-Lil: too, too. saint_bubba Dogs in Space was an experience, more than a movie... Stang: Mothersbaugh FUCKED integrity while taking in $$$, and you would too, and so would I. Friday-J: "Duel" - a true metaphor for one SubGenius facing the juggernaut of the Conspiracy! lurch: who sez ICEKNIFE: Butch and Sundance: the Transvestite Years talysman: Unca: not yet. I'll look through the Archie McPhee catalog. UncleBear: Stang- I'LL ADMIT I WOULD! Friday-J: Goodbye Modemac, it was nice talking to you. Edgar_Vares you're just jealous and bitter, stang. BBQ (~dflync01@homer.louisville.edu) has joined channel #subgenius BBQ: ARRRRGH.. Goddamned LINE NOISE.. Friday-J: Goodbye everyone! Goodbye sweet Stang!

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