9-15-96 #slack -- Stang's log

*** Topic for #slack: You hipa and hopa and you just dont stopa *** Topic for #slack set by Silver_Bowler on Sunday, September 15, 1996 9:19:32 PM #slack: Stang @RevStupid MegaLiz RevJack @PeeKat DynaSoar @Silver_Bowler @Agent_Wilco @GEETHREE @Loki @TheCharli @Ackme @Modemac @RevUni @Friday-j *** #slack :End of /NAMES list. *** Mode is +tn *** Channel created at Sunday, September 15, 1996 7:36:29 PM PeeKat: Jack: I've been kicked plenty of times. *** Mode change "+o Stang" on #slack by Agent_Wilco RevJack: Wear the shoes, PK PeeKat: Usually as a joke. RevUni: ok Friday-j: WE SHALL ALL HAVE PARADISE IN LESS THAN TWO YEARS - WHAT'S A LITTLE PAIN'N'SUFFERING NOW? Ackme: Fri..I was gonna say that, but I was afraid... *** You have been kicked from channel #slack by Friday-j (Friday-j) *** Topic for #slack: You hipa and hopa and you just dont stopa *** Topic for #slack set by Silver_Bowler on Sunday, September 15, 1996 9:19:32 PM #slack: Stang lurch @RevStupid MegaLiz RevJack @PeeKat DynaSoar @Silver_Bowler @Agent_Wilco @GEETHREE @Loki @TheCharli @Ackme @Modemac @RevUni @Friday-j *** #slack :End of /NAMES list. *** Mode is +tn *** Channel created at Sunday, September 15, 1996 7:36:29 PM *** You have been kicked from channel #slack by Friday-j (Friday-j) -NickServ- Your nickname has been registered to someone else. Although he/she does not have nick-kill set on, they have the option of enabling it should they signon. Please choose another nick. *** Topic for #slack: You hipa and hopa and you just dont stopa *** Topic for #slack set by Silver_Bowler on Sunday, September 15, 1996 9:19:32 PM #slack: Stang lurch @RevStupid MegaLiz RevJack @PeeKat DynaSoar @Silver_Bowler @Agent_Wilco @GEETHREE @Loki @TheCharli @Ackme @Modemac @RevUni @Friday-j *** #slack :End of /NAMES list. *** Mode is +tn *** Channel created at Sunday, September 15, 1996 7:36:29 PM RevJack: Guess I just don't "get" it. PeeKat: Jack: I've BEEN KICKED, you see...LOTS. *** Mode change "+o lurch" on #slack by Agent_Wilco Friday-j: Kick! Pele! GEETHREE: WELL DYNA SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE WAS FEELING FROGGY TONIGHT AND A FEW TOOK UMBRAGE AT THE ENSUING CHAOS *** You have been kicked from channel #slack by Friday-j (Friday-j) *** Topic for #slack: You hipa and hopa and you just dont stopa *** Topic for #slack set by Silver_Bowler on Sunday, September 15, 1996 9:19:32 PM #slack: Stang @lurch @RevStupid MegaLiz RevJack @PeeKat DynaSoar @Silver_Bowler @Agent_Wilco @GEETHREE @Loki @TheCharli @Ackme @Modemac @RevUni *** #slack :End of /NAMES list. *** Mode is +tn *** Channel created at Sunday, September 15, 1996 7:36:29 PM RevStupid: what the hell? *** Mode change "+o Stang" on #slack by Agent_Wilco *** Friday-j (FridayJon@mfd-dial4-14.cybercom.net) has joined channel #slack Ackme: Whoa!!!! RevStupid: hey stang *** Mode change "+o Friday-j" on #slack by Agent_Wilco Stang: You gonna kick me again, whoever the FUCK you are?? Silver_Bowl joke em if they cant take a fuck *** Loki has been kicked off channel #slack by Friday-j (Friday-j) Agent_Wilco Oye RevStupid *** Loki (DarkTal0n@pm1-27.jax-inter.net) has joined channel #slack *** Friday-j has been kicked off channel #slack by Friday-j (Friday-j) GEETHREE: WELCOME IVAN WERE WERE JUST SLANDERING YOU Modemac: Whew. *** Friday-j (FridayJon@mfd-dial4-14.cybercom.net) has joined channel #slack PeeKat: Now, being kicked OVER AND OVER again...that I can understand getting upset over... -NickServ- Your nickname has been registered to someone else. Although he/she does not have nick-kill set on, they have the option of enabling it should they signon. Please choose another nick. *** Mode change "+o Friday-j" on #slack by Silver_Bowler PeeKat: Cuz at that point it's an annoyance. *** Friday-j has left channel #slack *** Stang is now known as Stang2 Loki: bout time PeeKat: Friday. *RevUni* im tellin you man. just keep coming back. and make attempts to give friday some of her own medicine. This is getting lame. Ackme: Counterrevolution.... PeeKat: (Though I did it twice, to see if my alias for it worked) Agent_Wilco Ocer the counterrevolution Stang2: This has been one... DON'T FUCKIN' PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ... of the most enfuriating IRC nights I have ever spent. *** press (~press@ppp3.mdex.net) has joined channel #slack RevJack really would like to like Friday but finds it difficult DynaSoar: Gordon, you can't have chaos with so much directed action. Would that it WERE chaos. Agent_Wilco er, Over the counterrevolution Ackme: Forces of reaction! PeeKat: Like I keep saying...IRC is fucking dumb... RevStupid: hey Stang Rev. Nick Smith says "hi" RevUni: sorry. duh PeeKat: Any weenie with ops can kick someone... Ackme: Runnig dog alert! Agent_Wilco YEAH FUCK IRC! *** Mode change "-o Ackme" on #slack by Ackme PeeKat: Any moron with a connection can flood a channel... Ackme: I never had ops, honest Loki: anothernet sucks.. *** Mode change "-ooo Agent_Wilco GEETHREE lurch" on #slack by TheCharli *** lurch is now known as pootiepie RevJack: PK - and it's FUNNY right? GEETHREE: WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR MAJOR SOURCE OF ITRRITATION IVAN BESIDES YOUR PILES??? Ackme: didn't want 'em! Ackme: I liked the Old Ways... *** pootiepie is now known as cootiepie RevUni: this is pathetic. im leaving. PeeKat: Jack: Oh just chill out. If you don't get what I'm saying, fine. *** Mode change "-ooo Modemac PeeKat RevStupid" on #slack by TheCharli *** press has left channel #slack RevUni: later all. TRY to have fun. RevStupid: damn the luck planes ain't a driften proper *** Mode change "-ooo RevUni Silver_Bowler Stang2" on #slack by TheCharli Stang2: I got booted from this channel every time I tried to join, supposedly by Friday, but I know that wasn't Friday that was doing it. Ackme: Supported the Party... *** Mode change "-o TheCharli" on #slack by TheCharli Loki: everyone chill, I came here for services.. I want FUCKING SERVICES.. PeeKat: Stang: YES, it was Friday. Ackme: I was just watching Them! RevJack: PK guess you get my point *** cootiepie is now known as DumpsterDoRag Stang2: Over on #subgenius, Iceknife and his pals seemed to just be playing "I'm Mr. IRC" games. Ackme: It was, it was Friday! DynaSoar: Ivan, don't bet the farm. PeeKat: Jack: No, not really. TheCharli: This should even the field. RevJack: fucking indian Ackme: Bastards RevJack: dumbass injun fuckhead *** DumpsterDoRag is now known as WetTrombone RevJack: it's all a joke right? RevStupid: there we are all out of ops GEETHREE: YOU MUST LEARN NOT TO ALIENATE PEOPLE IVAN...NOBODY EVER KICKS ME OFF Ackme: Ohew...Power to the People! PeeKat: Jack: LIFE is a joke. Whatever. I dunno. Make it up yourself and put my name on it. I don't care. Honestly. *TheCharli* PLEASE! register your name, I'll remove ALL controls except for your name. This won't happen again. RevJack: PK is speechless but not pissed off GEETHREE: BRB FRAPPIE'S A-CALLIN' Agent_Wilco I tell's ya... *** WetTrombone is now known as lurch Ackme: dictatorship of the slackatoriat! RevJack: Jokes make people laugh Modemac: I'd say it was more of a case of taking a running joke and pounding it into the ground. RevUni: good night all. take some midol, you'll all feel MUCH better. *** RevUni has left channel #slack Agent_Wilco This has been a true pissin contest *** Signoff: Silver_Bowler (A hot date with your mom) RevJack: golden advice from Uni! Ackme: tail chasin' the dog, I'd say lurch: BC Powder RevJack: I hadda take a leak anyways PeeKat: ANNOUNCEMENT: PEE KITTY DOES NOT HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS. IN FACT, HE HAS NONE OF THEM. ANYTHING YOU READ OF HIS THAT YOU BOTHER LISTENING TO IS YOUR OWN RESPOINSIBILITY. Loki: man, this weekend on IRC has been so fucking stupid.. Ackme: copy RevJack: PK seems a mite hostile PeeKat: SO IF SOMETHING HE SAYS PISSES YOU OFF, OR MAKES YOU DISAGREE, IT IS *YOUR* FAULT. Agent_Wilco Aw, shit! I had my wallet out lurch: I have hostile mite PeeKat: Jack: Nah. The caps ar efor emphasis. lurch: in my hair RevJack: PK is yelling very calmly PeeKat: Jack, you're funny. PeeKat: I'm not yelling. I'm typing. PeeKat: If I were yelling, you couldn't hear me. RevJack: I can hear you PeeKat: Silly boy. RevJack: dave RevJack: my mind RevJack: dave RevJack: stop RevJack: dave Agent_Wilco lol PeeKat: Anyways...I gotta go. RevJack: I can feel it RevJack: stop dave PeeKat: Just wanted to let you all know that... Agent_Wilco on pins and needles PeeKat: If I've offended any of you, it's your fault. Good night. *** PeeKat has left channel #slack Ackme: i'm half crazy... RevJack: May I sing you a song dave *** lurch is now known as stinkcheez Agent_Wilco I'm glad *that's* all cleared up RevJack: I want to be just like PK RevJack lunges at Meg and kisses her rudely RevJack: *whew* RevJack: gets me all hot Loki: Jack: A raving asshole? RevJack lunges at DynaSoar and kisses him rudely Agent_Wilco RevJack: My dad used to tell me "Never set your goals so high that you can never possibly achieve them." Ackme sighs... DynaSoar: HEY, you're wrinkling my crinoline RevJack: sorry I just get in these moods DynaSoar is a prude Agent_Wilco And we all do, Jack RevJack: Have to channel it somewhere RevJack: Hey Dyna... RevStupid: Stang - I found the prodigal Sub (Rev. Nick) out in the woods and drug him here to my couch about a week ago DynaSoar: Yeah? *** stinkcheez is now known as lurch RevJack: typing here.... *** Signoff: Modemac (Leaving) RevJack: Went to the Air & Space Museum again, saw a "lifting body" craft - the fabled "DynaSoar" I think...? *** Chedwise (iceknife@ppp17.lanminds.com) has joined channel #slack DynaSoar: That's the one, Jack. X-23B and X-24 Loki: JAck: naah, Dyna's always high like that RevJack: X-@$ - there it was! Cool as fuck Ackme: pretty craft... RevJack: X-24 sorry - got carried away Chedwise: Someone tell me a bedtime story? Stang2: That wasn't really Friday Jones booting me off repeatedly, was it? RevJack: Looked like it would never fly Agent_Wilco Well folks, it's been confusing at best... RevStupid: yep TheCharli: sorry Ivan... it WAS Agent_Wilco ...and I like it DynaSoar: It didn't fly. It crusied down at a 3:1 glide. RevJack: Stang - yeah. It was a "joke" Stang2: But... Friday is my most beloved of Groupies? Did she finally FREE her MIND from my Unholy Grip? DynaSoar: Ivan, like I said, don;t bet the farm. Agent_Wilco But don't that piss you off? You get on a roll typing and someone boots you RevJack: Dyna - it's weird walking under the things hung up there on wires Ackme: Stang...it wasn't her...she wouldn't... Stang2: The whole thing pissed the living shit outa me, let me tell you. Agent_Wilco I wouldn't pour cold water on HIM while he was fuckin his girlfriend! Ackme: Jack==did you run the Moon? Ackme: rub TheCharli: well, if it wasn't her, it was someone typing from her email address.. RevJack: Ackme - nope DynaSoar: Jack, there's a 1:4 model of the newer version they're working on at Langley. Same thing, but sharp edged. Ackme: i was only there once, hadda touch the moonrock...it was cool *** RevNickie (nickie@dal85.metronet.com) has joined channel #slack GEETHREE: Hey I'm back and you weenies are STILL wrangling about who booted hoo Stang2: Howdy, Nickie. This has been a hell of a night. RevNickie: No kiddin' RevJack: Dyna - "lifting body" m- what an insane concept. God I love scientists. RevNickie: I just got back on after an hour Stang2: Are they still shit wrestling over on #subgenius? RevNickie: Did we get booted, or what? DynaSoar: Jack, it started with the FLying Wing. Nothing new there. RevJack: Nickie- yeah, Stang has been reall offensive to everyone RevNickie: Stang: don't think so! RevStupid: nah they are alking about us wrestling Ackme: Northrup, 1945? 6? RevStupid: talking even GEETHREE: Ivan they're talking about you Ackme: Is Zoogs there? RevNickie: What the hell happened? DynaSoar: Something like that. And the jet version about 1951 RevJack: I *must* get dowm to Wallops one day. Have to call the old man, ask about it. *** P-Lil (mitchell@198.185.2.144) has joined channel #slack GEETHREE: hey lil Stang2: GGG-- they're ALWAYS fuckin' talking about me. You'd think they'd remember DOBBS or at least PHILO but no... Ackme: Killer design...great efficiency P-Lil: Hey Gordon. Agent_Wilco g'nite all. See most next Sun. See the hardcore die hard junkies tomorrow GEETHREE: in your dreams ivan P-Lil: Stang: It's the PR. RevNickie: Worse yet, maybe they IDENTIFY with you. *** Signoff: Agent_Wilco (Eaten Alive) GEETHREE: were you really pissed ivan tell us or were you secretly pleased by all the attention??? RevNickie: Luckily, no one identifies with me P-Lil gets up into Liz's lap and tries not to crush her.... Loki: Nickie: *GASP* Stang2: Nickie -- I dunno, took me a long time to get on -- for some reason switching to Virtual Memory did it -- and then #subgenius was nothing but Iceknife and MegaLiz fighting over who was gonna give ops to Dynasor, who didn't want it anyway. RevNickie: Oh, for joy. Stang2: Nickie -- I identify with you. Except for the Will part. P-Lil: Stang: Aw, Will's heart will be broken...! GEETHREE: and then plil joined in the whole thing turned into a shooting match thus bringing to an end organized IRC as we had come to know and love it!!! RevNickie: Naw, he's no homo Stang2: All I'm saying is I wouldn't want to like SLEEP with the guy. I HAD to once. RevNickie: YEAH, RIGHT! P-Lil: By the way, I'm feeling BETTER now. Anything I say now is at worst gentle ribbing no matter how evil or ego-crushing. FYI. GEETHREE: it's a wonder will can still work id Stang shared his bed RevNickie: A likely excuse P-Lil: Gordon: Oh no... don't you DARE get me involved. All I was, was a very fucking squeaky wheel that didn't want anyone greasing me. Stang2: Hey P-Lil, bend over... don't worry, I'll just use some of this wagon wheel grease... don't mind the sandy gritty particles... GEETHREE: I was only kidding lil as a matter of fact I NEVER did quite figure what all the fucking commotion was about P-Lil: Stang: I told you not to put your head next to Will's feet! DynaSoar: Wallops is the tits, Jack. BIG noise and smoke and FWOOM. RevJack: P-Lil, I knew you couldn't resist my charms RevJack: My dad used to work for NASA, baybe get me and the girls in there CLOSE. Chedwise: check ANY D&D book... when a charm spell is broken, the consequences can be dire indeed. DynaSoar: Cool! Maybe I'll go too. I love that stuff. RevJack: Ched, why are you holding two big fucking rocks? RevJack: D - how far a drive is it for you? 150-200 miles? *** Signoff: lurch (Leaving) Chedwise is making soup... DynaSoar: More than that, Jack. It's 220 to Richmond. DynaSoar: But WALLOPS and a LAUNCH RevJack: In the Museum, I stared, chilled to the bone, at a real Minuteman III ICBM. Right there. Touched it. Chedwise: I'd have to guess it's because I'm terribly insecure, Jack, but thanks for asking, guy! RevJack cops a feel on sMeg RevJack: to see if she's paying attention MegaLiz: ooo. RevJack: I think I'm lagging out here - no input for the last 90 seconds....... RevJack: SPURT!!!! RevJack: oh god DynaSoar: WOOOOOOO lag and SPEW P-Lil: Stang: But DUKE... you won't even kiss me afterwards! RevStupid: that sucked MegaLiz: snookums...come to me... MegaLiz: oops MegaLiz: wrong window. RevNickie: Have you seen the title of #subgenius? RevStupid: I love those little outbursts Stang2: P-Lil... don't call me Duke in front of the men. Loki: fuck em P-Lil: #subgenius is dead right now. RevNickie: No, it's not@ P-Lil: OK, Dukie. Ackme: Has #sub gone moderated or did someone gas the place? GEETHREE: I saw a shuttle launch live once..I was flying in from the bahamas in a cessna and we saw the big boy go up like jehovah's pillar of fire/smoke Stang2: P-Lil: That's better. P-Lil: Iceknife cut one. Chedwise: DID NOT! Chedwise: ooops DynaSoar: THAT'S the thing, G^3. Pure burning hate -- hate of gravity. MegaLiz: NASTY Ackme: hate of reason RevNickie: Did Jesus ever show? GEETHREE: it was a sight to see Loki hates gravity when falling out of bed in the morning RevJack: Frozen Energy, released into its primordial form RevStupid: gravity sucks DynaSoar: Someday...... GEETHREE: 32 persecpersec P-Lil: That's right, you can't really say you hate unless one of the things you hate is GRAVITY, waking up, going to sleep, just fucking existing.... Ackme: crystallized intelligence Stang2: Nickie -- Jesus left here for his house about 9 pm to get on IRC... meaning around 12 midnight he should be tuning in. RevNickie: Ah. Loki: well I hate existing too.. but it fills the time between birth and death GEETHREE: i thought jesus was squatting on your couch stangkers P-Lil: Damn, driving four hours just to IRC? That takes COMMITMENT. Stang2: GGG -- you know, you have now sent me TWO pictures of women with entire fists stuck up them. P-Lil: Did he buy the wedding rings yet? Ackme: like a bird flying through a house... RevNickie: He sent me some very mean postcards, and I have to yell at him. RevStupid: YOWSA RevNickie: He said someone I love is a fag! GEETHREE: I've got about five more and an avi file of a pregnant fisting for you Ivan RevJack: Nickie - be nice to him, it'll scare him P-Lil: Damn, only seven cigarettes today so far. How did this happen? Ackme: Fistin is cool Ackme: magic, even P-Lil: Gordon: Stop mis-sending them. The address is "mitchell@interserv.com". Stang2: GGG -- convert the AVI to an mpeg and send it!! RevStupid: did you see any men in black? GEETHREE: depends whether you ythe fister or de fistee...ackme! Ackme: roger that, G^^^! Loki: men in black, hmm, there's a CIA building 5 blocks from my house.. Stang2: All I know is, Dobbs has a DAMNED BIG third fist. RevNickie: As long as you don't get a fistula. P-Lil: Mmm. "She-Male Reformatory" is the BEST movie ever. *turns back to glance at the computer monitor* GEETHREE: sorry Stang ain't got no movie conversion software how about I send you an AVI file and YOU convert it on your MARVELOUS WONDERFUL MAC P-Lil: Fistula? You just said the magic word! RevNickie: Oh, what do I win? Chedwise: fumerol RevStupid: Count Fistula? RevJack: Sorry, no fistula ASCII graphics here Stang2: Oh that's right, GGG, you can't get conversion stuff for PCs. Ackme: Duck descends P-Lil: Nickie: A picture of a friend of mine who after having her sex change GOT a fistula between her neotwat and her rectum. RevJack: Duck Nuckem GEETHREE: nice evasion of the issue Stangster RevNickie: Grody. RevJack: "NEOTWAT"?!? Ackme: que neo? RevJack: "NEOTWAT"?!? GEETHREE: twat did he say P-Lil: Nickie: Yeppers. Almost on-par with that picture of the severed legs I saw last night. RevJack: "NEOTWAT"?!? Stang2: GGG -- Ironically, now that I have made my Mac do everything cross-platform, the lower-end Mac users CAN'T DECODE MY SHIT! It's not Macs that are bad but Mac USERS. RevNickie: Like, gag me with a spatula. P-Lil: NEOTWAT. RevJack quivers GEETHREE: neotwat spelled backwards is tawtoen RevNickie: Is that like Neotech? At all? RevJack: P-Lil, do you have this deep, commanding voice? GEETHREE: duh Nickie P-Lil: Nickie: Not yet. I'm holding out for the biomorph robot cunnie myself. RevNickie: duh yourself Ackme: how about a nanotwat? P-Lil: RevJack: When I want to, yes. DynaSoar: lateron, kids. Work to do. *** Signoff: DynaSoar (Leaving) RevJack: Later D GEETHREE: I'm a very cunning liguist P-Lil: Ackme: You can't fist a nanotwat. Loki: nanotwat = really fast sex? Ackme: sail Dyna RevJack: lift that body RevNickie: These guys always clam up & leave when I arrive GEETHREE: loki: or really small?? RevJack: we hate you, remember? P-Lil: That's right, make the pretty boy suck that cock, you bitch. Ackme: you can, P, but only really fast.. RevNickie: You have to have MANY nanotwats to do the job. P-Lil: Sorry. This is a REALLY good movie. Loki: not sure.. i guess if it was reall\y fast, it'd have to be Nanosecondtwat GEETHREE: maybe they tryin' ta tell yo' sump'n miss Knikky RevNickie: Oh, yeah, I forgot. RevJack: I'll send you a postcard to remind you Stang2: I HAVE MET 6 of the 12 people here in person!!! Ackme: P-Lil Maybe you have a future in corrections! P-Lil: Yeah, that's something I want to bring up. How come we Subs have dozens of dicks but only ONE cunt each?!? RevNickie: Maybe they're offended by my cheap antiperspirant, except I have a genetic problem that precludes me from perspiring. GEETHREE: so Stangky you want these other fistfiles, they're pretty stark I must admit did I send you the three fister P-Lil: Stang: Yeah, and you've been trying to forget ever since. Loki: Dallas, TX --> Jacksonville, Fl... about 5 hour drive.. TheCharli: you have to wait for the next book to get another vagina Loki: if you go 80 miles an hour.. Loki: or 90 RevJack: Must run. Slack to all. *** Signoff: RevJack (Ew, Nickie's here! Ew!) Ackme: relative value? TheCharli: later jack RevStupid: p-lil- if you had a dozen twats you would sound like a jug band when the wind blew Chedwise: stang was hit in dallas... jfk was shot in dallas... YOU decide RevNickie: P-Lil: we have many, but they are layered Stang2: P-Lil -- when you get up to 5% of any given book authorship, you get a pussy. I have 8! *** Signoff: MegaLiz ((Connection reset in cement)) Loki: 8 pussies or 8%? P-Lil: Stang: Guess that means you need to print more of my shit. TheCharli: 40% .. hm... must be tight... Stang2: P-Lil -- Guess that means you'll have to send BIGGER BRIBES!! P-Lil: Nickie: That explains that "rose of the world" crap the mystics have been yabbering about. GEETHREE: Stang you've got more vaginas than you can ever suse why are you so grasping *** Chedwise is now known as ICEKNIFE P-Lil: Stang: What? You mean just TOUCHING my stuff isn't juju enough for your high-falutin' ass? RevNickie: Hey, Iceknife, you old dick you. Stang2: I have acquired about 8 new pussies PER book. The trick is, getting the dicks to bend around so I can fuck 'em myself. I ain't letting anybody else NEAR 'em! Loki: solution, become an octopus ICEKNIFE: old??? Stang2: Iceknife is here? I'm leaving. I CANNOT stand any more of that shit. GEETHREE: yeah last time you got herpes9 in seventeen diffewrent locationI don't blame you Loki: with a penis at the end of every tentacle..

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