11-3-96 #SubGenius (Friday's Log) Part 2

11-3-96 #SubGenius (Friday's Log) Part 2

Topic for #subgenius: Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE your money back - http://www.subgenius.com Topic for #subgenius set by Psych on Sunday, November 3, 1996 9:29:00 PM #Subgenius: Friday-j Modemac talysman @_Rider Pir8joE @LilOne MWOWM Chillin` #subgenius :End of /NAMES list. -ChanServ- #SubGenius -under new management- if you wish to be @'ed here please register your nickname ( /msg nickserv register <your password here> ), or deposit $1 in P.o. Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214 -PraBob _Rider: hi modemac Mode is +nl 999 Channel created at Sunday, November 3, 1996 3:40:13 AM Modemac: Narf. LilOne: wb friday BBQ (~dflync01@homer.louisville.edu) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: MODEMAC!!! _Rider: lol BBQ: Wow, Psycho aint here, is he? Modemac: Ow, my ears! Not so loud, Friday. BBQ: And Modemac IS! _Rider: friday I thik Stang wants you LilOne: not that I know of Friday-j: Sorry Modemac - gosh it's good to hear from you again. Friday-j: _Rider - This is news? Friday-j: I'm staying here with Modemac! _Rider: heheehehe guess not Modemac: She likes me, she really likes me! BBQ: I have NEWS. I have so much NEWS your TOENAILS would BLEED. Friday-j: BBQ - My toenails are already bleeding. I BLAME YOU. LilOne is becoming one with her computer. Jovial (ANOK@PPPC0.TST-MedHat.com) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: Modemac - You're just such a likeable fellow. Praise "Bob"! BBQ: BLAME? That was supposed to be a GOOD THING! Jovial: Whoa BBQ: Oh, now we can get REALLY happy! Jovial: theres like people BBQ: Has everyone taken their MEDS? Friday-j: BBQ - Blood oozing out of my shoes every time I take a step is BAD. Jovial: I thought y'all got pist and went to galaxy Modemac: Ouch, I know that feeling. Friday-j: Greetings Jovial. Modemac: Abouyt 10 years ago I had to have an ingrown toenail operation. Fun. _Rider: hi Jovial LilOne: hello, fellow subgenii BBQ: Friday: And you wouldn't even THINK to consider the ANCIENT CHINESE FOOTBINDING might have something to do with it? Jovial: Hey friday, Hey rider _Rider is now known as _SheKat Modemac: They gave me a shot to numb my toe, and I sat up and watched them take a big scissors and cut off half my toenail. Lots of blood and everything. Jovial: hmm Friday-j: BBQ - I follow the ANCIENT SUBGENIUS HEADBINDING - don't want to constrict my foot glands. Modemac: What's funny was that I wasn BBQ: I had a toenail ingrowing, but I got lucky enough to get it fixed up without no operation. Modemac: I wasn't grossed out by it. Signoff: _SheKat (I have promises to keep and miles and miles to go before I sleep) Friday-j: Is there any reason we're split between two channels tonight? BBQ: I just chopped my thumb in two trying to show Brian why it's important ALWAYS to.. BBQ: Friday: Revpsych Modemac: I hadn't heard anything about a two channel split... BBQ: ALWAYS to use a CUTTING BOARD. Modemac: Oh. Him again. LilOne: where did Rider go? Jovial: Hey lil Jovial: are you on undernet? Friday-j: Modemac - Stang et al are in #slack, but Stang's being a snot so I came back here. Jovial: ; > LilOne: yup LilOne: I wanted to speak with Rider BBQ: But you said yourself snot makes a GREAT lubricant! LilOne: don't say snot. I just sneezed. Friday-j: Well good night all. Modemac: Leaving already? BBQ: See ya... Friday-j: I hope somebody's logging all this, becuase I do want to read it. Modemac: You just got here, Friday.. BBQ: It's more fun BEING it than reading it. BBQ: God, am I ever ZEN. Modemac: I don't know what the big stink is this time, but don't just up and leave. Friday-j: Modemac - Sorry, I just can't figure out this two-channel thing. LilOne: found Rider. bbl LilOne: bye all. BBQ: Jest keep swapping back and forth. LilOne throws a kiss to her friends and says "sleep terribly and dream of bob BBQ: Like when you're doing two guys at once... LilOne: bye LilOne has left channel #subgenius Friday-j: BBQ - But you can watch one and talk in the other, but that's it right? BBQ: Friday: Well, I watch both at once, yeah. But when I want to talk in one Modemac: No, I can switch back and forth. BBQ: channel I gotta #j. Friday-j: Modemac - Did you hear that "El Topo" and "Holy Mountain" are being reissued on Japanese laserdisc? Modemac: This Windows mIRC progam lets me do that. BBQ: El Topo GIGIO? Friday-j: Maybe there's hope for "Stop Making Sense"! Modemac: Haven't seen either of them unfortunately, though I know El Topo is one of Scorsese's favorite movies. Friday-j: BBQ - The Jodorowsky movie. Modemac: I would KILL for "Stop Making Sense" on laserdisc. Friday-j: Modemac - If S&S ever sells off their rental, I'll get it for you. BBQ: I would kill for manythings, but few of them are PHYSICAL POSSESSIONS. BBQ: Exception: "Baby Sex". Modemac: Cool, though there's little chance of that, Friday. Friday-j: Is there a way for me to watch #slack without joining it? Modemac: Besides, you'd probabluy get it first. Friday-j: Modemac - But you want it more! Modemac: Just go to #slack and lurk there. Chillin` is now known as RevPsych Modemac: You don't have to reply to anything, you know. Friday-j: Modemac - Then Stang is going to start sniping at me. I hate it when it's that time of the month and he gets all pissy. Modemac: So ignore him. geecube (~gggor@dialup-01-040.austin.io.com) has joined channel #Subgenius Friday-j: GGG!!! geecube: evenin folks glad to be here Jovial: Hey psych you dumb dumb take this # off strictop please Friday-j: He of the Mighty Mustache is among us! BOW DOWN! Modemac: Evening G3. Stang's on #slack. Friday-j: But stay here! Stang's on the rag. geecube: wots he doing there Friday-j: Being mean to me (sob) geecube: nothing new about that friday Friday-j: Why are there Sacred Scribes like Stang in the world? Pir8joE: he doesnt seem to be very happy now does he? geecube: he loves being mean to you...he probably fears you Friday-j: What was "Bob" THINKING??? Oh, I forgot, he doesn't think. Stang (istang@dal190.metronet.com) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: Oh go away you ratty old man! BBQ: You act like that's a BAD thing. BBQ: I tried thinking once. Drove me FUCKING CRAZY. Stang has left channel #subgenius BBQ: I'm much happier now that I've stopped thinking. geecube: habla de Roma el burro asom! Stang (istang@dal190.metronet.com) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: Blessed is the one who can hold the True Void betwixt their ears Friday-j: Shove off hair fiend! BBQ: [silence] geecube: evinin' ivan you bitter, deranged old man Modemac: Better Stang than Falwell. Stang: How can you people be on two channels at once??? Friday-j: "Bob" told us how. BBQ: Stang: First, /set novice off. geecube: when we aren't anywhere at all? Stang: And where's Princess Wei? Friday-j: Modemac - What are you doing for New Years'? Stang: Well hell, this is laggin' I'm going back over to #slack Jovial: I ate her RevPsych is now known as Rev`AwAy Stang has left channel #subgenius geecube: why did stanf split? _dad_ (mtownsend@Cust26.Max12.Boston.MA.MS.UU.NET) has joined channel #subgenius BBQ: He can't be on more than once channel at once MWOWM: were dulll hehehe BBQ: Dad! We're all in #slack MWOWM: IRCII? _dad_: ok MWOWM is now known as SantaBob Modemac: Going out with my girlfriend, as far as I know, Friday. BBQ: BRUFF ZXCDR SNORT! BBQ: I am the most JEALOUS MAN ON EARTH when it comes to woman. BBQ: Every man who is fucking a woman is TAKING ANOTHER ONE AWAY FROM ME. Headfulo (jmorris@coeds.eng.miami.edu) has joined channel #subgenius BBQ: Maybe I am a sexist. Fuck all if I know. BBQ: In fact, fuck all if I DON'T know. Modemac: Did you have an orgy planned for the evening, Friday? Headfulo: Is there anyone else here from the SubG mailing list? Friday-j: Modemac - Too cold for a proper whips-and-flogging orgy outside. Modemac: I'm on the though I don't post to it. BBQ: All I know is that there are over a BILLION women on this planet involved in a SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP, and NONE OF THEM are after me. And it PISSES ME OFF.... Friday-j: Headfulo - We're mostly of the Faith here. Ask your questions, hear our lies! _dad_ is now known as dadsnewslacks BBQ: ONE FUCKING BILLION. Do you know how MANY that is? Modemac: Pity, Friday. The cold makes the whips smart even more. BBQ: That's more HAMBURGERS than they serve at MCDONALDS in a YEAR! BBQ: Whips aren't smart. I'm smart. Friday-j: BBQ - TWO BILLION in nine months - if the genes are right! Headfulo: My friend recently took 10 hits of LSD, went to one of those tribal raves, and apparently the Dobbshead was being displayed over an oil slide. BBQ: NINE MONTHS! See! Headfulo: Some see God, some the white light. I kill Dobbs. Modemac: Billions and billions served, eh? Friday-j: Too much cold numbs the flesh though. Now flaming whips, those are nice on a cold night. Modemac: Back in the 70s, I remember the McDonalds count in millions, not billions. Jovial: heh Modemac: I do plan to screen "The Apartment" at some time near New Year's Day... Friday-j: I just watched the letterboxed Japanese "Goke, Body Snatcher From Hell" cheery film, great ending! Pir8joE: kewl... Pir8joE: Japanese Films rule Jovial *tickles* Friday-j all over! Friday-j dunks Jovial in ice water Pir8joE: go find Tetsuo: Iron Man a true work of art Jovial: I like me Jovial: em Jovial: not me em Modemac: Cheerier than Urutsokidoji? Jovial: ooooo Jovial: My friend ha a shirt with tetsua on it Pir8joE: Tetsuo is great, after a good ol Ron Kern Film, your mind will be deprogrammed properly Friday-j: Modemac - Well, not so exxplicit, although the alien fluids leaking in and out of th HEAD PUSSIES was very sexy. Reminded me of a good Devival. Modemac: Is "Man Bites Dog" available on laserdisc? Signoff: Headfulo (Leaving) Modemac: So many weird movies like that, that i haven't seen yet... Modemac: like "goke," I mean. Friday-j: Modemac - Yes it is, with the original too-graphic-for-US ending! Modemac: Cool, I want it. Friday-j: Tetsuo I saw in a theater - audience went into shock I think. BBQ: Mmmm.. I rented the complete thing in the US, I think. Modemac: I asked my parents for it for Xmas, though, so I won't be able to order it until after then. Modemac: Because I don't think they'll get it for me. :) But it means I can't buy it before Xmas, just to be safe. geecube: Friuday what you doingn9over here..I'm getting schizoid trying to remember which conversation is on which channel Friday-j: Modemac - Tell them it's a Criterion title! That's it's for ART! Modemac: Maybe I can put in a reserve order for New Year's or something... Modemac: Oh, they'd have no objections about actually getting me the movie. Friday-j: GGG - Just watch each channel with one eye, and the keyboard witht eh THIRD EYE - you'll get it straight! Modemac: I just don't know if they'll get me *that* movie. geecube: right friday?? Catelin (~spl@slsyd11p25.ozemail.com.au) has joined channel #Subgenius Friday-j: Modemac - SHould I save you a used one if it comes through? Modemac: Only if you can save it till New Years. Modemac: I'll get back to you about it later. :) SantaBob: I was just saying that nickserve isnt that realible - ok look you get a shell avccount on a t3 right Catelin has left channel #Subgenius SantaBob: trust me it wouldnt even take that taking down a net is different than taking down a server SantaBob: oops... SantaBob: hey BBQ: Hey! JESUS FETUS! Modemac: Ask alt.destroy.the.internet about that one. SantaBob: wrong window... SantaBob: heh SantaBob: sooo....hwos it coin SantaBob: heh BBQ: We're all in #slack. N_X_K (emegas@ppp3.interline.net) has joined channel #SubGenius Modemac: Not all of us. Modemac: Action's in #slack tonight, NXK...most of it anyways. geecube: I must say to al.,l that it really is more entertaining when you convese on two channels at the same time Modemac: Except for Friday's weekly orgy. Friday-j: Hi NXK! BBQ: It's a lot mroe extraneous typing for me.. going "/j #subgenius" all the time.. Modemac: Thank the 6-second attention span for that, G3. N_X_K: Modemac:Ach...Them medding kids Jovial is away and shit Pir8joE: being on 2 channels at once is very close to Inter Dimintional Travel I think... N_X_K: Hallo, Friday SantaBob: make an alias.. SantaBob: I just type /js Modemac: BBQ: try this. /SET NOVICE OFF N_X_K: Shit, even Stang's on #slack... BBQ: Well, I travel between dimensions a lot easier when not on #slack. BBQ: novice IS off. geecube: or are you awake on this one Ivan??? BBQ: "Unkonw command: JS" Friday-j: NXK - Yes but he's asleep. geecube: naw he was peeing SantaBob: right its my client SantaBob: DobbsIRC® v999b for PIRCH by TheMIB http://www.subgenius.com SantaBob: :_ Friday-j: GGG - He probly pees in his sleep a lot. Poor someone else ... N_X_K: Friday:The old codger said he didn't like the name #Slack for a SubG channel and he goes there anyway. Bah. Friday-j: NXK - It's probably the 'frop and the dog-pee rotting his tiny brain-glands. SantaBob: try #slak sometime geecube: yeah friday incontinence stalks stang daily, he had a lot of trouble when he was in Brazil with me and Miz Gordon Jovial is Back...Please...no presents! Friday-j: GGG - Maybe I should get him a big box of adult-sized Pampers for Xistmas. SantaBob: Hey is that channel redirection...? geecube: yeah he like the one with the blue lines that turn yellow that way he knows for sure if he's pissed himself Modemac: Don't drink the water down there. SantaBob: na... what the hel is it its making me crosseyed Friday-j: GGG - I just put in a 9-volt battery, the shocks when it gets wet should remind him. N_X_K: Friday:So what else is new? One day, I'll get sick of him and merely give him the concentrated 'Frop enema. Would make his brainpan and rectum clean as a whistle j-e-n (~xxxxxxxxx@ip74.techline.com) has joined channel #Subgenius geecube: I've hear our Ivan prefers royal jelly enemas administered by concupescient teenaged girls with large mammaries Friday-j: NXK - Watch out for that backblast! Friday-j: GGG - Welll I WON'T DO IT! j-e-n: not to go back is somewhat to advance, and men must learn to walk before they dance j-e-n has left channel #Subgenius Friday-j: JEN - Gone already and I don't miss you at all! Modemac throws Friday-j down and forces an LSD enema on her. Friday-j: MODEMAC! That was MEAN! I'm gonna tell your MOMMY! Friday-j bites Modemac on the nose and makes him cry geecube picks up Modemac by the scruff on his neck and shakes as a terrier shakes a rat! Friday-j: GGG - Daddy! Save me from that bad Modemac! He did something awful to my bum-bum and now I fell reallly baaaaad! Modemac: Yeah, Friday, but now you'll feel goooooooooooddd...:) geecube: Modemac you little twerp you in deep shit buddy boy! geecube thrashes Modemac with his ammunittion belt Friday-j: I feel so BAD Daddy - my head hurts, I wanna go home oh Momma! SuperVixn (piotrow@dal56-25.ppp.iadfw.net) has joined channel #subgenius SantaBob is now known as revPsych Modemac: Maybe you'll meet Timothy Leary... Friday-j: Keep that bad boy away from me Daddy! geecube: It's all right Friday, here climb up on my lap. I'll get you home safe..you'd like a ride in my big black car wouldn't you??? SuperVixn: heyas :) Friday-j: GGG - Yes Daddy, please take me home to Mommy, everything looks really funny. I want a cookie. Friday-j sobs into the hem of her little-girl dress SuperVixn has left channel #subgenius BBQ: KILLKILLKILLFUCKKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL Jovial: I am the leader of this channel, neato geecube: allrighty sweet, lets get you comfortable on unky GeeGee's lap..close the door and away we go! BBQ is starting to look more and more like RICHARD SPECK. Modemac: Tinted windows, G3? Does that mean we can't see into the car? Friday-j: GGG - You're so brave and strong, Daddy. How I love you. geecube shifts little friday's per buttocks a little so as to better grasp his zipper N_X_K is setting his current Short Duration Life's Goal to get some TEA BUNNY CLIT Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, what's wrong with your pants? N_X_K: Nah, forget that geecube: I know you do friday, and I'll help you fell better reall soon, Modemac: Didn't I see this on alt.sex.stories at some point? geecube: well it's just that things get a little swollen down there when you're near me sweetie Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, what's wrong with your finger? Why is it sticking out of your pants like that? geecube: and then I need relief, let me show you Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, why are you breathing heavy? Are you afraid? geecube unzips and his splendid member leapd forth, leaving a tticky trail across Friday's pubescent thigh BBQ: SDFKLQWE$%U*QFGSD()AUIZXCKL@$#QWERTSDGU*VCKASDFLJCB NXTj 3 BBQ: #$j 4 BBQ: <%>^YGH*PIXO%JT Q@$#W%AERSDF) _P*ODR$WRTG Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, you got me all wet with - with - with PEE STUFF! Modemac: This is crazier than a Nikkie Dial video. Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, is that the stuff that Modemac put in my bum-bum? geecube: not pee stuff darlin, easy now let me show this trick boys can do, just put your hand here!!! BBQ: I would just like to say that you people are GENUINELY CREEPY. Thanks. Friday-j: GGG - Oh Daddy, it's so big my hand can't go all the way around it! geecube: it was lysergic acid diethylmide friday, a powerful aphrodesiac, he wanted to to do bad things with him, thingsa girl should only do with her daddy! Modemac: We still have a way to go to outdo alt.tasteless and alt.sex.pedophilia (bleah), but we're working on it. Friday-j: GGG - Why is that stuff coming out of the end in little tears? ARe you crying from your pants Daddy? geecube: use both hands then sweetie! Jovial: FUCK Friday-j: GGG- Oh Daddy, what do I do now to keep you from crying? geecube: kiss my cryhole friday, it's sad and lonely kiss it a lot! Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, should I kiss it and make it better? Modemac: "Tastes like chicken!" Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, why do your tears taste like candy? geecube: as i just saifd on the other channel friday, yes please Jovial: grr dadsnewslacks has left channel #subgenius Pir8joE: damn ChanServ doesnt like anybody does it Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, please don't be sad, please don't cry. I'll just kiss you over and over like my puppy Alibibis. Jovial: It likes me! uh.... Modemac: It's better that way, Pir8. N_X_K: Jove:Try opping one person at a time. SLOWLY. geecube: friday that's a special syrup daddies make for their little,gurlz..whebn the gurl makes her daddy happy, he rewards her with lots of sweet syrup Jovial: see Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, should I squeeze you with my hands when I kiss you? N_X_K: Jove:Shit, forget it. ChanServ's set on bitch. Friday-j: GGG - Should I likc up ALL the syrup Daddy? There's so much of it! Pir8joE: yea, if Chan Serv liked me...I'd be paranoid geecube: yes friday squeeze as hard as you like, and tug on my cock...and if you tire of kissing try sucking out the syrup Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, what are these furry things in your pants? They look like what my puppy Alibibis has but bigger. geecube: slurp away friday daddy has plent more where that came from, he's not all dried up like old Uncle Ivan!! Friday-j: Daddy, the syrup is so sweet - can I make it all come out at once? revPsych: wish I could.... SuperVixn (piotrow@dal56-25.ppp.iadfw.net) has joined channel #subgenius revPsych: chanserv has no strict op Friday-j: Daddy, you're so HOT down here! revPsych: unless your in the database your fucked SuperVixn: 'lo again. revPsych: anothernet sucks revPsych: StormNet Rules geecube: sure just work a little harder darling...aaaaaah yes that's it, you're really making it come out, few minutes more and you'll win the big prize Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, why are you shaking? Am I sucking the syrup too fast? revPsych: ok Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, would it be better if I licked up the syrup? Or should I kiss it off? geecube: aaaaaahhOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHOLLYYYYSHHHHITTTTTHATTTTTT''S GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD! Modemac: That's how they do it on alt.sex.stories, too... geecube: OH FRIDAY YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD GURL!!! Friday-j: GGG - Oooh Daddy, you made whipped cream all over my face! That's so funny! Friday-j: And it's so sweet! Modemac: Trying to simulate an orgasm by holding down the keys and saying, "I''''''''mmmmmmmm cummmmmmmmmmmmmmminnnnnnnnggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!1" Jovial: EVERYONE REGISTER THERE NICKS WITH THE NICKSERV TO GET OPS!!!! geecube: SO HOWTHEFUCKDO WE DO THAT Jovial: I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!! Jovial: IEIEIEIEIEIEIE Friday-j: Daddy, are you happy now? You stopped crying. SuperVixn: /msg nickserv register your.password.here RevStupid (~therev@aux101.tulsa.oklahoma.net) has joined channel #SubGenius geecube: WHEW yes friday and you made daddy so happy all the swelling has gone down...just don't tell mommy or uncle ivan they'd both feel jealous!! Friday-j: GGG - OK Daddy, that was fun! Can we do it again sometime? geecube rearranges his clothing while giving his sticky litttle girl a pat on her pert butt Modemac: Gotta love that First Amendment. geecube: sure sweetie any time mommy's too bust Friday-j: GGG - What's wrong with Mommy's bust? geecube: but next time we mustn't let uncle Modemac watch it makes him all pensive and philosophical Modemac: Among other things... Friday-j: GGG - Modemac is a bad boy and I'll keep away from him. BBQ: I want you to know you've caused FURTHER IRREPARABLE PSYCHIC SCARRING on my part. Jovial: THERE geecube: that was spoze to be BUSY griday, daddy's finger slipped again, but then you know about that don't you??? Modemac: Here's to psychic scars. BBQ: The part of my brian that's capable of toasting has been cauterized. Sorry, can't toast. Friday-j: GGG - Yes Daddy, I remeber we were in the bathtub playing patty-cake and your finger slipped into my pee-pee place. geecube: modemac isn 't BAD honey, it's just that he's , well...he's just different and excitable that's all. Friday-j: GGG - Modemac isn't as bad as nasty Ivan who eats all the cookies. geecube: and who farts and blames the dog!! Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, I saw Ivan making the dog do a funny thing. He was pouring gravy in his pants and naking the dog lick it. Was he crying you think? Modemac: How'd you know that? geecube: maybe friday ivan is different too you know! Friday-j: GGG - And then Alibibis started chewing on his pants and Ivan was making funny noises like you Daddy. Signoff: SuperVixn (Ping timeout for SuperVixn[dal56-25.ppp.iadfw.net]) geecube: Ivan does the best he can friday, he needs swollen things relief too, just that tevis won't do for her daddy whay you do for me Friday-j: GGG - What about when Tevis and I were with Alibibis in the tent and she started to make him go up on her leg and rub up and down? She said her Daddy taught her. geecube: well I don't know about that friday that's stuff between you and Tev Friday-j: GGG - Daddy, could I play with Ydnax tomorrow? He said he wanted to make a movie with me and Ivan and Alibibis and Beast. Friday-j: Daddy, I'm really tired - I have to say good-night soon. Modemac: Later Friday. geecube: well sure but make sure you take those condoms with you! N_X_K: L8rFriday geecube: we wouldn't want any yeasties around home now would we??? geecube: nighty night li'l gurl sweet dreams. Friday-j: Bye Daddy!

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