9-8-96 IRC Devival Pt. 1

9-8-96 IRC Devival Pt. 1

(Stang's log)

*** Topic for #subgenius: Meeting Sunday night, be here an be square *** Topic for #subgenius set by Devolver on Wednesday, September 4, 1996 11:01:39 PM #SubGenius: Stang ICEKNIFE Rev_Bubba F-jones DynaSoar P-Lil N_X_K Ackme PeeKat Clarence_Hilliard TheCharlie pope1 Geethree MegEliz Modemac RevJack SisRose RevUni *** #subgenius :End of /NAMES list. *** Mode is +tn *** Channel created at Sunday, September 8, 1996 4:14:33 PM Modemac takes shelter from pigs on the wing. Rev_Bubba: holy shit..even in the midst of marijuana induced time distorion, this is still fucking way too fast.... Clarence_Hi Oh, come on, Sarah Jane Smith wasn't THAT bad.. Now when you talk about Mell.. AHHHHHH.. YEEEEK!!!! DynaSoar: GRAMPS! PeeKat: FLOOD TIME! RevJack: oh god, everything will be OKAY NOW F-jones: Shhh! Boss is here! Stop talkin' dirty! Modemac: Stang! Did you know that 3G sold GRIT? RevUni: Stang. ;) N_X_K: Ahh, Ivan! Welcome to the new empire. TheCharlie: STANG! Ok.. everybody quiet.... pretend we weren't talking... P-Lil: Stang! Welcome abored. Geethree: I gootta admit this is fast Clarence_Hi I'm having zoogz-rift induced time distortion. MegEliz: STANKY! RevJack: HEY STANG TYPE LOTS RIGHT NOW OKAY Stang: Wha... I made it? This actually WQORKS??? It WQORKS?? -NickServ- Your nickname has been registered to someone else. Although he/she does not have nick-kill set on, they have the option of enabling it should they signon. Please choose another nick. MegEliz: TYPE IN CAPS STANG F-jones: Time to talk about that old bore "Bob" now ... ICEKNIFE: Hiya Stinky MegEliz: THEN THEY MAY HEAR YOU P-Lil: Would everyone knock off Gordon selling GRIT? PeeKat: Hey Stang, what's up? PREPARE TO BE FLOODED. RevJack: YES IS WQORKS MegEliz: OR NOT Rev_Bubba: im not sure what sort of rift im on, but it sure is a cozy ride... Clarence_Hi Stang, get out your colostomy bag and turn on the chrono, uh, slower down thingy.. F-jones: Stang - This is so darm FAST you won't believe it! Geethree: Hey stang this is so fast we can answer your FAQs before you ask them DynaSoar: TyPe In MiXeD cApS F-jones: Stang - Even faster than me! P-Lil: I WAS A BLEEDING BOY SCOUT. HOW DOES THAT SETTLE, EH?!? PeeKat: No lag. No splits. LOTS OF FUCKING TALKING. Clarence_Hi I'm on a Zoogz Rift, that's for sure. PeeKat: "Maybe, just maybe, there's something deep inside my head that's PeeKat: "Pounding, waiting to escape and surface Geethree: Nobody is faster than you Friday PeeKat: "Maybe, just maybe, that something pounding hard is UGLY F-jones: START LOGGING ASAP! ICEKNIFE: I AM PeeKat: "Better left alone than tampered with, and PeeKat: "Maybe, just maybe, I can't hold back PeeKat: "Whatever's trying hard to surface ICEKNIFE: MUCH FASTER PeeKat: "Maybe, just maybe, I'll let it loose Rev_Bubba: i think my rift is smoewhat peruvian at the moment though PeeKat: "And we'll just see what happens, win or lose...." PeeKat: "WITH THE NECESSARY CHANGES HAVING BEEN MADE" (Zoogz Rift) ICEKNIFE: NO FLESH IN THE WAY Stang: God amighty, it is a bit swuft now ain't it. RevJack: STANG IS STARING SLACK-JAWED AT HIS MONITOR RIGHT NOW ICEKNIFE: NAME 5 MegEliz: FRIDAY IS THE SPEED QUEEN -NickServ- Your nickname has been registered to someone else. Although he/she does not have nick-kill set on, they have the option of enabling it should they signon. Please choose another nick. Modemac: I've been logging for the past 45 minutes or so. Rev_Bubba: brb gotta roll another Clarence_Hi I gotta get that volume three, and DAMN SOON.... Geethree: Hey Stangky are you there???? are you getting any of this??? F-jones: Iceknife - Most skeletons has 208 bones in their body - do you have 209? Modemac: Well, Stang FINALLY got Slack from IRC, I see. Stang: This thing wants me to choose another nickname. PeeKat: And the monitor is staring RIGHT BACK RevJack: GGG - I'll wager he's getting ALL of it, the poor bastard F-jones is staring slack-jawed at Stang PeeKat: If we all see how fast we can type... Geethree: Only when you talk dirty to him Friday P-Lil: I-Stang? RevJack: Better do what it says, Ivan N_X_K: Stang:Devolver will be here at 9:00 Central to give you all ops. TheCharlie: Stang: don't do it... I'll tell you how... F-jones: Stang-O? PeeKat: Everyone talk dirty to Stang! Stang: How do I change damn nicknames? Lemme see here... Clarence_Hi I never could smoke. Smelled too bad. Made me cough. The one time I tried chewing (this awful cherry-flavored tobacco) I accidentally swallowed some and threw up all over the sink. RevJack: MUD GREASE GRASS STAINS PeeKat: Stang: MUD....CRAP....POOPOO *TheCharlie just type /msg nickserv register (password) .. pick a password Clarence_Hi Stink: try nick Istang, or whatever. -NickServ- Your nickname has been registered to someone else. Although he/she does not have nick-kill set on, they have the option of enabling it should they signon. Please choose another nick. Geethree: Aw Ivan, I love the swaet of your manly loins... F-jones: it's /msg nickserv (something or other) MegEliz: CH: you shoudl smoke so that you may QUIT in GLORY! Modemac: STANG: A useful command for changing names on another.net is: /quote nick Ivan_Stang F-jones: Ivan, I love to swat your manly loins Clarence_Hi oh yeah, /quote nick Ivan_stang, yeah.. N_X_K: He'd better, anyway, or I'll give him the Midnight Pleasure on his ass *** F-jones is now known as Friday-j RevJack: I'd love to man your loinly swats Modemac: Apparently that only works on another.net - It lets you choose a name up to 30 characters long. Clarence_Hi Damn the sores, full speed ahead! DynaSoar: NYES more COFEEEEEEEEEEEE Geethree: Okay Stang...spread those fewkin' lonz bub! Friday-j: About darn time! They all tell Stang how to do it but not ME (sob) Clarence_Hi So am I Clarence, or AAU, or what? Modemac: You didn't ASK, Friday! DynaSoar: WOOO I'm gonna challenge LOLOLO for ALTITUDIES -NickServ- Your nickname has been registered to someone else. Although he/she does not have nick-kill set on, they have the option of enabling it should they signon. Please choose another nick. Friday-j: Modemac - I did so!! RevJack: Dyna, you're giving me bronchospasms Modemac: Guess I missed it. *** ljduchez (~ljduchez@shell.en.com) has joined channel #subgenius *** Stang is now known as IVAN_Stang Clarence_Hi Ahhh!!! There's more than a PAGE of people here!!!! SisRose: LOU! RevJack: LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MegEliz: Fri: we tole ya and tole ya RevUni: lou:) PeeKat: KILL LOU! N_X_K: Hmm...Look at Martyr over there, in the corner... Clarence_Hi Lou! Lou lou lou lou louluouluououluouluouluouluou.luouluouluo Friday-j: A MANLY name for the Stangster! MegEliz: LUUUUU! Geethree: jeez I can't believe how fast this fuckin' system is workin'''''GGG amazed" film later DynaSoar: LOULOULOULOULOU lalalalala WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO N_X_K: Lou RevJack: MORE PEOPLE YES WE NEED MORE PEOPLE ljduchez: I am overwhelmed by all this. Clarence_Hi That's me in the corner, losing my sense of balance.. MegEliz: MORE! PeeKat: Everyone, QUICK! HIDE IN LOU'S BUTT! IVAN_Stang: Whew... and I thought this shit was hard to keep up with BEFORE! MegEliz: HAHAHHAAHHAAH! DynaSoar: NOT YET you ain't Clarence_Hi I'm horase dick as hell. MegEliz: PKLOIL!! pope1: Is this healthy... TheCharlie: Stang... someone else already has the name Stang.. Geethree: Berean Papal one your stinky butt was a topic earlier RevJack: NOT ENOGH PEOPLE ICEKNIFE: Hide in ICEKNIFE'S YURT in Lou's BUTT! Friday-j: Faster! Faster! MORE! MORE! PeeKat: Healthy? Shit yeah! Modemac: pope1: I hope not. MegEliz: I'm incoherent with jhoy! Clarence_Hi Ohhhh... keep going.. fater.. faster.... faster... Friday-j: someone else is here? WHERE? Modemac: Lou: We've been talking about your butt for the past hour. RevJack: WE NEED NORE MONKEYS N_X_K: Stang:In some strange case where you have to get into a specific server, too, /quote map will hive wou a list of names. RevJack: . RevJack: . RevJack: . /~\ RevJack: . C oo RevJack: . _( ^) Clarence_Hi There is no other stang.. I don't know why it asked you to change.. RevJack: . /___~\ RevJack: . Friday-j: Lou- Holding that garage sale soon? pope1: Me either modemac.. Clarence_Hi THERE IS BUT ONE TRUE STANG! DynaSoar: Lou's STINKY BUT is Now Open For Business Rev_Bubba: shit, i tried listening to the hour of slack while watching this...my head hutrs very badly now...damn... TheCharlie: there IS another Stang... someone named J. Curry RevUni: spank Jack's monkeee Clarence_Hi Speaking of butts, where can I get plugs for them? Friday-j: Praise "Bob" there is only one Stang! ljduchez: I took a really nice dump today. RevJack: monkey likes it Geethree: Speak to us oh manly Stangly One!! N_X_K: CH:If it was registered to someone else, that'll happen. Clarence_Hi I tried /whois stang and got nothing.. did I do it wrong? ICEKNIFE: It asked him to change because Devolver pretty much OWNS this channel!!! IVAN_Stang: Actually there are several people, mostly idiots kids I would think, who use my name, Dobbs, Wotan's, you name it. pope1: Your monkey got sliced N' Diced jack... RevJack: P1 - hadda happen sometime *** Geethree is now known as WOTAN TheCharlie: NXK I know. I looked it up.. *** P-Lil0 (mitchell@198.185.2.144) has joined channel #subgenius ICEKNIFE: Who chose this site for tonight? Clarence_Hi I saw a BOB DOBBS on EFnet, but I think he was in one of the Warez gruups or something. P-Lil0: Ouchie. Friday-j: Clarence - Try www.goodvibrations.com for buttplugs. Modemac: PeeKat did. Clarence_Hi Damn if I can remember a damn thing. *** Signoff: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by peer) IVAN_Stang: We do have butt-plugs in, just in at the Foundation... $15.95 plus shipping, I believe. RevJack: Lil again yes more people more more P-Lil0 drains my brain-pan ICEKNIFE: ANSWER ME, DICKLINGSPEWETTES! IVAN_Stang: Dobbshead butt-plugs. *** P-Lil0 is now known as P-Lil Clarence_Hi Well, I have to get a Zoogz Rift tape first.. they work better. pope1: Where are the Ops??? Modemac: ICEKNIFE: PEEKAT DID. Friday-j: Stang - What do the butt plugs TASTE LIKE? WOTAN: Are those the ones shaped like a Pipe Ivan??? TheCharlie: IVAN.. do they have a Dobbshead? N_X_K: Ivan Stang:Think up a password and then /MSG NickServ REGISTER (passwoord). That'll register it so no one can use yours. *** MegEliz is now known as Real_Stang *** Agent (agent@od1.odonline.com) has joined channel #subgenius Real_Stang: HA! RevJack: P1 - no ops on this planet Agent: Hey cats RevUni: Ive been seeing Dobbsheads on Skateboards and other trendy stuff like that...very weird. PeeKat: Modemac: WHAT DID I DO? *** DynaSoar is now known as MORE_STAN pope1: I know jack! WOTAN: meeee yow! RevJack: meow *BITE* *** Clarence_Hilliard is now known as Fake_Stang Ackme: fist o'slack buttplugs! *** MORE_STAN is now known as DynaSoar PeeKat: Agent! Agent: DAmn pervert is in Undernet RevJack: P1 - DOH!!! Real_Stang: Lets' all be ME! ljduchez: My cat hasn't vomited yet. A good sign! pope1: And that topic is just begging to be screwed with too... Agent: Hey PeeKat *** TheCharlie is now known as OtherStang Friday-j: Wait, I thought you were all ME! DynaSoar is NOT STANG (sometimes) WOTAN: Ah yes a topical screw Real_Stang chuckles evilly for NO particular reason. Honest. Fake_Stang: Whenever my dog vomits she eats it. Saves us the cleaning up, because she does such a damn good job. Modemac: PeeKat: You chose another.net for this IRC devival. ICEKNIFE: peek itty! you asswipe... I spent a LOT of time and work securing the channel on undernet, and Uni did too! IVAN_Stang: Ah... now I think I have a logfile going. Good thing I checked. Friday-j just wants to talk about "Bob" PeeKat: Modemac: Oh, go ahead...BLAME ME! Modemac isn't Friday Jones. He prefers to have sex with someone besides himself. RevJack blames Pee Kitty Fake_Stang: I think modemac was logging too.. PeeKat: Oh FINE! You wanna move THERE now? Friday-j: Stang - Sent you some purty pictures. Agent: brb WOTAN: PeekAt : It's ALL your fault!!! PeeKat: EVERYONE just KILL ME, then! *** OtherStang is now known as TheCharlie Fake_Stang: I want to have sex with EVERYONE! Real_Stang: Oh Friday: skoot a little closer *** dad (mtownsend@pool021.Max12.Boston.MA.DYNIP.ALTER.NET) has joined channel #subgenius RevUni kills PeeKat DynaSoar: PRRRRRAISE "Bob" and PAS the ASCII *** Agent has left channel #subgenius Rev_Bubba kills peekat but GOOD! RevJack: BRB need some fucking LIBRIUM fer crissakes N_X_K: So, here we are, waiting for the eighth shoe to drop *** Fake_Stang is now known as Clarence_Hilliard TheCharlie just wants to have sex.. to see what it's like DynaSoar: W'eve a FULL TEMPLE tonighty night' Real_Stang: Hiya dad? Got aspirin? Clarence_Hi Hey, whatever happened to alt.fan.alan-keyes, anyway? My server here doesn't get it. PeeKat dies IVAN_Stang: This isn't fair! The rest of you probably don't even have to look at the keyboard when you type! *** Agent (agent@od1.odonline.com) has joined channel #subgenius DynaSoar: POPS dad: I do, but can't dcc *** Real_Stang is now known as MegaLiz ICEKNIFE: not full without STERNO Clarence_Hi True. I do 90WPM. RevUni: oh shit WOTAN: Break out those Malaysian Monkey Gut sheathes Ivan IVAN_Stang: The rest of you probably have more than two working fingers! I HATE ACES!!! Friday-j: Stang - I hafeta look - I just think faster than you. Rev_Bubba: dad..escape now while you stil have your sanity man.... Agent: Yeah Pervert is in the Undernet channel...Oped and with a dippy topic RevUni: PeeKat, i didnt mean it! Clarence_Hi And I keep one finger up my nose half the time. DynaSoar: Have you been washed in the PeE of another.net? WOTAN: anybody thinks faster than Stang. ljduchez: Let's get Dyna a Dvorak keyboard! Tee-hee. PeeKat dies and blames Uni N_X_K: Hmm...What IS that Martyr guy doing over there? Friday-j: Stang - Your Ace power gets you lots more SQUID though. A trade-off. dad: Bubba, whatsa matter? Clarence_Hi SOMEONE LET PERVERT OUT!!!! RevUni attempts to return PeeKat to life! *** CTCP SOUND doh2a.wav from RevJack replied WOTAN: Shit, I got a snail that thinks faster than Stang TheCharlie: oops.. someone has a bot ... and they're getting the boot. *** Modemac is now known as J DynaSoar: LOULOULOU You're mean. MegaLiz: Here's our category... mebbe... DynaSoar: MEENY MEENY LOU LOU PeeKat is still dead *** Signoff: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by peer) Friday-j: Where is Pervert when we need her? RevUni: PEE! *** J is now known as JR_ Rev_Bubba: ..dad...in ten minutes when your head spins in a few circles trying to keep up with this...ask me then... IVAN_Stang: Hey Friday... listen... I'm whispering it... "JJJJones. JJJJJoker. DDDDRAWING. Clarence_Hi Unfortunately, he was killed in the Crisis... only the first, thirdk, and fourth PeeKats will be able to be involved in this sinister plot against Batman. RevUni: dont DIE! ICEKNIFE: I WON'T MARSHALL CRABGRASS THAT DOESN'T LIVE IN MY PARADISE, PIGGIES OF THE WOODS! DILDONIA FOREVER! EXCELSIOR! HOO-HAW! WOTAN: matter of fact I have a culture dish of e. coli that think faster than Stang. *** JR_ is now known as JR_Bob_Dobbs IVAN_Stang: GGG -- get this, Friday creams when I pronounce the "J" sound. Clarence_Hi That was the first comic book I read, you know. The Clayface saga. TheCharlie: Stang: I'll help... let me know what you want to type and I'll type it for you. pope1: Pervert's a girl? That changes everything! ICEKNIFE: sorry *** P-Lil (mitchell@198.185.2.144) has joined channel #subgenius DynaSoar: Ruba DOBBSa crossya thingy Friday-j: Ivan - Stop that, or I'll slide right off this chair! ICEKNIFE: I'll be ok in a minute Clarence_Hi Go ahead, SAY IT!!!!!! P-Lil: Ouchie AGAIN. PeeKat: Too late! I'm dead dead DEAD! RevUni: :~( IVAN_Stang: "Jumping JJJJack Flash. JJJJJeeepers Creepers. Clarence_Hi IT'S THE ISLAND OF LIVING PUKE, YOU ASSHOLE!!!! Friday-j: GGG - Also the 'F' sound. DynaSoar: Bring on the DANCING ALIENS RevJack: Lil, teach your machine how to read RevUni: im so horrible, and AWFUL! JR_Bob_Dobb Ivan! Get yer damn dick outta that group and get back to SELLIN'! There ain't much time left! Rev_Bubba: should we ressurect peekat anytime soon or just leave to rot...cause im not cleaning up after that mess.... TheCharlie: JJJJJJesus Stang ... you're JJJJJJJJoking, right? PeeKat: Cuz I'm Malkavian, ya stupid unicorn... IVAN_Stang: OH SHIT!!! It's DOBBS!!! RUN!!! Friday-j wishes her Mac broadcast this in STEREO PeeKat: :-) P-Lil: Teach my net connection to not crap out just because I'm loading up web pages while IRCing! RevUni: :P ICEKNIFE: SWIM for yer DICK, yeah yeah yeah, SWIM FOR YER DICK, oo oo oo DynaSoar: Karate crotch rot virii invade your personal space! IVAN_Stang: Listen "Bob" I was just funnin' that one time, honest. Clarence_Hi J-j=jiminy.. could someone get me some scooby snacks? MegaLiz: Why would she jjjjjjjump at that? RevUni: Well so am I, ya dimwit dad: pronounce a J? I'm smoking it Friday-j: Stang - I'll distract Dobbs with my tits while you make a break for it! IVAN_Stang: Dobbs, I won't do it again. Oh praise Your sweet name Lord. PeeKat: Dobbs? Naw, the channel hasn't crashed! WOTAN: Friday...my phone number is available from Stang...as Brit and a well travelled man I can do more things with that juncture sound than you can imagine!!!! Clarence_Hi ahhh.. suck it.. TheCharlie: Well, shit... Dobbs me too! RevJack: DAD! Geeze, I just caught ya DynaSoar: oh puLEEZ gimme that Dobbs "head" JR_Bob_Dobb Just funnin?!? Yew know how much money we lose every time you go off to take a piss? *** CTCP SOUND hypno2.wav from ICEKNIFE replied IVAN_Stang: JJJJJ... J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, your the man... Clarence_Hi Gorgon.. Gorgo.. Gorgonzolo.. AHHHHHH!!! YESSSS!!!! RevUni: <grin> N_X_K: "Bob" again? I thought I killed him this morning in my garden... dad: Sher Jack, I'm here MegaLiz: brb LIKE YOU'll FUCKING NOTICE..HEH. *** CTCP SOUND hypno1.wav from ICEKNIFE replied PeeKat: Uni: Wo whatcha so upset about death then? WOTAN: Dobbshead is better than No head!!! IVAN_Stang: HEY WAIT... that's not Dobbs, that's DEAN!!! KILL HIM NOW!!! Friday-j: NONE OF YOU can say "Jones" the way dear Reverend Stang can! Agent: hello? DynaSoar: Rub my SPOT with his DOTS P-Lil: You know, "Bob" may be dumb, but he is smart enough to avoid slug bait. RevUni: PK: well ya, know...i just couldnt BEAR the thought of killing anyone. IVAN_Stang: Jjjjjjackin' the Jjjjjoneses..... Jjjjjjumping Jjjjjehovahfat... PeeKat kills "Bob" RevUni: i drink rats blood enstuph! P-Lil: Friday: Oh yeah? DynaSoar: * "Bob" thanks PeeKat Friday-j: Stang - I'm gonna send you DIRTY PICTURES if you don't quit that! RevJack: I'll do the Jjjjjacking around here, cowboy IVAN_Stang: If the fuckers stays dead, we'll know Pee Kitty did the right thing. PeeKat: Rats drink MY blood! hellmice... Clarence_Hi DEAN?? DEAN MARTIN??? He's ALIVE???? WOTAN: I thought Bob was slugbait, I use his pics to attract them to a giant heap of salt JR_Bob_Dobb Dean? FUCK no, I sold Dean a road map to Washington D.C. and told him he'd find an audience for his radio show. Clarence_Hi pleez send me the dirty pictures.. RevUni: im a wimpy malkav TheCharlie: me too PeeKat: Iff not, at least I had fun doing it. DynaSoar: DOBBS is the dirtiest picture there is. Friday-j: Stang - I just got a MIC. What should I record myself saying? PeeKat: (Read as: If and Only If not, at least I had fun doing it) DynaSoar: If you're not whacking to the PIPE, you're fulla HYPE PeeKat: My math teacher told us that "IFF" means "If and Only If" IVAN_Stang: Sepaking of dirty pictures, SubSITE finally came up from underwater and is now full of pornography. Clarence_Hi Hey, I ain't wack, man! *** pope1 is now known as hello-kitty Clarence_Hi Yeah, my math teacher told me so too. Friday-j: The Pipe that hangs by the wattle, ah yes ... *** WOTAN is now known as GeeCubed RevJack: Friday - do a dishwashing liquid commercial RevUni: Dyna: you forgot to put "yo" at the end. ICEKNIFE: DEAN ACRES is the PLACE TO BE DynaSoar: YOYOYO at the end IVAN_Stang: In fact I think I better put some kind of anti-childproofing on the new art page. *** TheCharlie is now known as HelloPeeKitty PeeKat: So we started pronouncing "difference" as "dif and only iference" *** Nightfall (extreme@ts8-07.hfx.iSTAR.ca) has joined channel #SubGenius DynaSoar: The UP and DOWN of the END TIMES *** RevUni is now known as kerokerokeroppi Clarence_Hi Hey, Nightfall, Welcome, start squirting! RevJack: whoah, got dark in here JR_Bob_Dobb PORN? Where? Shit, man, I ain't had a good jerk-off in a coupla days. *** hello-kitty is now known as GayeBiker dad: but it's not real porn... PeeKat: Uni: No such thing! Friday-j: Stang - How much of that smut is frame-grabs from X-DD? kerokeroker :) Clarence_Hi JR: Now's the time! Wank like you've never wanked before! DynaSoar: GRRRRRRRRRICHNIKSs I'm FULLA the stuff Clarence_Hi Pray to the LORD of SEX! IVAN_Stang: Friday -- just some UUUUh uhuhuhuhuh-AAAhs and stuff like that would be fine to start. kerokeroker its so good to be a sanrio character...so CUTE. DynaSoar: Graba gobba DOBBS and RUB IT P-Lil: That's right. Pray to the LORD of SEX! PRAY TO ME! HelloPeeKit friday... just throw my name in now and then... *** Nightfall has left channel #SubGenius ICEKNIFE is waiting Clarence_Hi Kerokeroppi.. extend those hind legs.. NOW... Friday-j: Stang - Whatever you say. Now I gotta find out if this mike WORKS - looks like it's from the 50's *** golFUR (kaneda@ppp004.accessnv.com) has joined channel #subgenius *** kerokerokeroppi is now known as DotWarner RevJack: hey, it just got brighter in here JR_Bob_Dobb YA-HOOO! This here's even better than that time on the grassy knoll in Dallas in '63! DynaSoar: PRAY to P-Lil to PARTY HEARTY SisRose chews the ankles of P-Lil Clarence_Hi No.. let me just get this grappling hook positioned right... IVAN_Stang: The new smut on SubSITE is mostly be Sterno, cuthulu, one each by me and GGG. But mine is the best one. *** GayeBiker is now known as Son-of-Mog ICEKNIFE: ENTERTAIN ME! NOWWWWWW!!!! PeeKat: Is "Bob" still dead? Rev_Bubba: praise tlazoteotl... Agent: HEY ANYONE WHO CAN JOIN #SUBGENIUS IN UNDERNET PeeKat: golfur! Friday-j: Stang - PornMountain? A work of CHEE-NEEUS! PeeKat: We luv golfur! golFUR: i can... RevJack stares at ICEKNIFE's tits Rev_Bubba: gol.... P-Lil gives Iceknife a bent paperclip golFUR: heya peekat!!! DynaSoar: FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it's FEEDBACK time golFUR: bubba.... IVAN_Stang: Dobbs, you weren't at the grassy knoll, you were in the Dr. pepper plant with Nixon! N_X_K: Shit, it's 9:00...Where in the nine hells of Beppu is Devolver? DynaSoar: Crank the #channel up to 11! Clarence_Hi I should take a pic of my dworkin when it looks REAL bad, after pulling it for four hours straight without softscrub. That'd still get anyone off. JR_Bob_Dobb Oh yeah, that reminds me, I forgot. Stang, I've got some great picture to sell of you ballin' this chick here, and...hey...waitaminnit. That's CONNIE! Friday-j wonders if the Netsplits were better Agent: These total DIPSHITS are in there Clarence_Hi Nixon? Dammit, that' my other name for my dworkin! Is it getting places I don't know about? P-Lil soul-kisses SisRose's eye teeth's micropore's clitty PeeKat shoots "Bob" and fucks the bullethole *** DotWarner is now known as RevUni *** RevJack is now known as Long_Nick_Test JR_Bob_Dobb <gack!> Ackme pops an umbrella golFUR: heya UNI Clarence_Hi Hey, it figures the CIA would wind up selling crack. Theyy'd be way better if they just sold acid. *** Long_Nick_Test is now known as RevJack Clarence_Hi So how long is nickie, anyway? IVAN_Stang: Hey PeeKat, get away from that bullethole, you don't know where it's been! RevUni: golFUR, wassup d00d *** Dun (pmcswainea@pool057.Max10.Orlando.FL.DYNIP.ALTER.NET) has joined channel #SubGenius ICEKNIFE: Look, you have NO IDEA what Uni and I went thru on Undernet this week... *** Son-of-Mog is now known as Mr *** golFUR is now known as hey_rev_i_dont_think_there_is_ Rev_Bubba: clarence...but there wasnt enough money in that fr them.... RevUni: man, im STILL stressed about it all IVAN_Stang: Hell the CIA used to DOLE OUT free acid. STILL DO! Just ask GGG. DynaSoar: NONONO give MEe the PILS I know how the BURN THEM Friday-j: Stang - But the bullethole is no much nicer when it's still THROBBING ... Clarence_Hi No.. I must.. drool... give me the rotten tomatoes... N_X_K tosses a house-sized energy ball at "Bob" and sniggers as it hits the target *** hey_rev_i_dont_think_there_is_ is now known as golFUR RevJack: Damn pesky nickserv ICEKNIFE sez: just sit right back and hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip... *** HelloPeeKitty is now known as TheCharlie *** Mr is now known as pope1 P-Lil: If you must fuck a bullethole, knife wound, bedsore, or stump, ALWAYS WRAP IT IN SARAN WRAP FIRST. DynaSoar: There is NO PEACE without "Bob's" PILS *** Jetrock (jetrock@emrl.com) has joined channel #subgenius ljduchez threatens Ackme's manhood DynaSoar: JET *** Clarence_Hilliard is now known as Hello DynaSoar: WOOOOOOOOOO IVAN_Stang: If you catch that bullethole when it's mid-pucker, it's a TRIP!! It IS a matter of most devilish timing... PeeKat shoots "Bob" again and sticks another dick in the new hole Jetrock: GAH!! I am HERE! RevJack: JETROCK d00d Dun: hello!!!!!!!! dad: hy jetrock DynaSoar: LIGHT that afterburner boy. Ackme: And watch those bone fragments! RevJack: MORE MORE MORE JR_Bob_Dobb Aaaarggllll... DynaSoar: Grab a stump and hump it Agent: COME ON HELP ME Hello: Jet Rok? Theodore, whatshizname? TheCharlie: well... I don't think Anothernet will last long... Jetrock: hi dad. i need to send you a tape. Hello: Mr. Bungle? Friday-j: MY STUMPS ARE ON FIRE JR_Bob_Dobbs collapses, blood pumping from his wounds. Hello: WOOOOHOO RevUni: MR BUNGLE! dad: everyone needs to Dun: hello? RevUni: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *** Dun has left channel #SubGenius Hello: It's not funny, my ASS IS ON FIRE!!! Jetrock: sorry i'm late. had to feed my face. RevJack: WE ARE REACHING CRITICAL CLUSTERFUCK MASS ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER??? JR_Bob_Dobb No....<gack>...gotta telll...the X-ists... dad: 23 users Friday-j lunges for Dobbs' wallet to fuck it PeeKat: Yeah! i fucked him to death! Woo-hoo! ICEKNIFE: I WANT TO KNOW RevUni: dont you FUCKING look at me IVAN_Stang: LOOK AT ALL THEM BULLETHOLES!!! LAST ONE IN'S A ROTTEN LEG!! Hello: Yes THIS IS IT YES PeeKat: Fuck "Bob"! P-Lil: And these assouls probably would have worse trouble with a neckstump than they do with a common prairie squid. pope1: Danger will robinson danger! dad: Devolver is god Jetrock: The STEAMIN' POO is APPEALING! DynaSoar: HAHAHAHAHA and I'm reading this on a MONO LCD IVAN_Stang: FRIDAY GIVE ME THAT WALLET.!! No... aarrgh... JR_Bob_Dobbs is reduced to a bloody, mangled corpse... Hello: ooh.. spread it all over my creamy shaved right leg.. Jetrock: NOTHIN' better than fuckin' a NECKSTUB! RevJack: Dad - whether we like it or not Friday-j: Those LAST COLON SPASMS ... aaahhhh ...\ DynaSoar: You're all BLURRING TOGETHER PeeKat: How did you know I was looking at you if you wasn't looking at me? Jetrock: Or a NETSTUMP! RevUni: bunglebunglebungle N_X_K obliterates Dobbs's corpse after stealing his watch and gold teeth Rev_Bubba: crucify the fucker now.... Jetrock: DON'T YOU FUCKIN' LOOK AT ME! Hello: no.. don't touch the churchcard.. dad: right Jack Friday-j: Stang - You fuck the change drawer and I'll fuck the billfold! TheCharlie: Another.net's record number of users was broken earlier... 220 users. THey are at 670 right now.. IVAN_Stang: THAT WALLET AND THOSE EXIT WOUNDS BELONG TO THE FOUNDATION! RevUni gets the warm fuzzies thinkin bout Bungle PeeKat: NO! Wait til I take my dicsk out! *** JR_Bob_Dobbs is now known as Bloody_Dead_Carcass Jetrock gets to FUCK THE PIGGYBANK! Hello: Yeah man, I still wanna get some live stuff and demos from those buttholes, man.. PeeKat: Or don't...might feel good... Friday-j: Stang - OK, you get the wallet. I get its CONTENTS. Hello: morricone, man... IVAN_Stang: Okay Friday, SIT ON THE WALLET'S HEAD ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER??? ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER??? ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER??? ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER??? DynaSoar: NYES! PRAISE the wounds and the King Buller that GAVE THEM FREELY to PEE golFUR moves about the room methodically, kicking everyone in the teeth Friday-j: Stang - I got dibs on the ENTRANCE WOUNDS. P-Lil: You can HAVE the exit wounds, bobbie-buggerer. I got the SLUGS. Jetrock has original Mr. Bungle demo tapes. Rev_Bubba: i want the socks. RevJack: WHO IS NUMBER ONE? RevUni: Hello: i got a live video of em...back when they were still funny to watch live. RevJack: WHO IS NUMBER ONE? RevJack: WHO IS NUMBER ONE? RevJack: WHO IS NUMBER ONE? IVAN_Stang: OUCH!!! AZAIEEE! It's BITING ME!!! DEBEAK IT!! DEBE--- Friday-j: YOU ARE, NUMBER SIX ljduchez: I'm a puddle of Number One. *** Bloody_Dead_Carcass is now known as Modemac ICEKNIFE: you will ANSWER ME, or we will all DANCE P-Lil strings the used bullets up and uses them as anal beads Jetrock: I get the BLUNT TRAUMA DAMAGE!!! Hello: Jetrock.. email me after thegroupfuck at dflync01@homer.udayton.edu.. we'll talk.. ICEKNIFE begins the PIXIE DANCE *** pope1 is now known as NumberOne Hello: And Uni too.. N_X_K: IK:Devolver's the one that'll give you ops...IF he ever shows up Friday-j: DANCE TO THE MUSIC OF THE ONE WHO HAS CREATED YOU! IVAN_Stang: Number One is that dead guy over there with the cum seeping out of the bullet-holes. DynaSoar: HELLO HELLOO. SoOAP me, babeeeeeeeeeeeeee P-Lil: Pull my strings! Hello: When they were still funny? Man, they went on stage as PRO WRESTLERS!!! that's not PURE LIVING ART!!! PeeKat: Uni: Ooooo...lucky shit. P-Lil: Pull my strings! P-Lil: Pull my strings! P-Lil: Pull my strings! RevJack shines the Disco light on the pixies P-Lil: Pull my strings! P-Lil: Pull my strings! Friday-j: Life begins! Modemac: Praise Be to PeeKat, the Purple Kitty! 'Twas he who knew enough to KILL "BOB" when the opportunity presented itself! SisRose: P-lil, I'll BE your strings! *** NumberOne is now known as pope1 DynaSoar: My FLOOR is FLASHING TheCharlie says "pull my finger" Hello: Bungleheads mail me later.. back to the sucking... Jetrock: Hello: jetrock@emrl.com IVAN_Stang: Christ it's getting hot in here. Jetrock: EMRL RULES THIS DUST SPECK! RevJack: The WALLS are BREATHING RevUni: PK: I told you...its an OBSESSION. P-Lil: Slowly now, Rose... one bullet at a time out of my ass... Friday-j: Stang - Maybe you should take off some of your clothes ... DynaSoar: The HUMP is DUMPTY IVAN_Stang: I can barely HEAR you... Jetrock: the WALLS are on FIRE! ICEKNIFE: so RevPsych took over SubGenius for almost a week, until I glomped 'im Jetrock can see his own eyes P-Lil: Jack: Aha, you're the one with my acid! IVAN_Stang: MY GOD!!! PeeKat: Uni: Still...lucky shit! ICEKNIFE: Little BASTARD MegaLiz: Is this a good time for me to ping everyone and then report on them individually or would that be rilly, rilly annoying or not? SisRose: going in or out, P-lil? dad: stang, cut your hair off man Friday-j: Stang - You're so sexy when you SWEAT. Hello: I'd like to get copies of the Australian gigs, but I don't think they've happened yet.. RevJack: I'm having a VIETNAM FLASHBACK and I'm only 25 YEARS OLD Jetrock just peed his own dick Hello: I don't even notice pinging I think... P-Lil: Rose: Out, for now. Rev_Bubba: revpsych is such a jolly fellwo ainthe? SisRose nods IVAN_Stang: I'm getting claustrophobic.... my hair seems like an octopus... golFUR picks up jets dick, "badminton anyone?" Friday-j: MY CHANNEL'S ON FIRE! Jetrock is DIGESTING HIS OWN STOMACH!!! TheCharlie is so sweaty when I sex pope1: I'm having a premonition of WW3 N_X_K stares at Martyr for a second, then shakes his head and goes back to eating "Bob's" intestines Hello: Oh god.. My dick's retracting at its full size.. It's in my intestines... RevUni is having a VERY hard time keeping up with all of you Friday-j: Stang - Don't do it! Don't hurt the HAIR! SisRose: don't make me growl, bubba IVAN_Stang: swooning... must... reach... oxygen switch.... (c 1985 H Robins) P-Lil: Rose: Think you can pull the anal beads out at random? Friday-j longs to damp down Stang's hair golFUR passes UNI a map, we are here, you are over here Hello: Somone, quick, inject the saline solution into the dworkin.. now.. I want three feet wide balllllss... ICEKNIFE: uh... Stinky? There IS an octopus on your head. dumbshit. dad: you got oxygen hooked up to the Mac Ivan? PeeKat crucifies his own penis DynaSoar: DON"T pass up this chance to PASS the BIG ONE SisRose: p-lil: don't know..I'm more of a yanker IVAN_Stang: Hell man, that hair's what gets me all the attention from behind. As long as I don't turn around the OTHERS won't fleee P-Lil: Inject SLOWLY. Modemac: YEAH! You know, I think that was the FIRST time we've seen "Bob" here at these IRC Devivals... Hello: oh.. put those rubber bands RIGHT THERE... right there... ahhh... DynaSoar: Grab a UNIXX by the NUT and HUP 1 2 3 Friday-j: Stang - Doesn't the plant life growing in your hair provide enough oxygen for you? Hello: It was the right time for it. P-Lil: Rose: You believe in ripcords, eh? Sounds like I need more lube. Jetrock prepares the lighter near his ANAL-CREATIVE ORIFICE... TheCharlie: Hello... not NOW, man! Hello: WHAT A PUMPKIN Friday-j: Stang - You don't have to turn around for ME. RevUni: PK: you should join the Jim Rose circus if you can crucify yer own penis AND regurgitate on command. DynaSoar: FLAME IT dad: it's gonna blow! IVAN_Stang: Around here we really only need the bare amount of oxygen necessary for COMBUSTION. DynaSoar: BURN ONE< JET RevJack ducks Hello: OK, two of you get behind me, three of you get in front of me. PeeKat surprises Jet rock by pyroflatulating into his open anus ICEKNIFE *IS* the PUMPKIN KING!!! IVAN_Stang: Fuck the oxygen, bring on the Church Air. Jetrock: INFLATE ME, "BOB"! Hello: Are you ready? Hello: GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!! Friday-j winces at the smell of methane ICEKNIFE: but yew knew that already pope1 stops, drops, and rolls... RevJack scoots under thr divan DynaSoar: 5 4 3 2 1 PeeKat: Uni: No nails, though! Jetrock hits the ANAL AFTERBURNERS!!! ljduchez: Lou must roll. Bye! Hello: Fuck the OX?E?vYGEN... Why didn't I think of that!!! TheCharlie hides under the table PeeKat: Just superglue DynaSoar: FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SisRose: night Lou! RevUni: PK...oh you WIMP! IVAN_Stang: Now that's an idea. Everybody on this channel bring WHIPITs or a big blue cannister and we'll all do HITS in UNISON... it's look like this: jmhdjkhfsdaytjehtbmntrbr RevJack: . RevUni: hehehe j/k RevJack: . @..@ 0--0 RevJack: . (----) (----) RevJack: . ( >__< ) _( |__| )_ RevJack: . ^^ ~~ ^^ ^^` ~~ `^^ RevJack: . PeeKat: NOT NEAR THE ATOMIC PILE!!!! Jetrock is fucking some nice oxygen molecules! Modemac: ICEKNIFE: Pity "Nightmare Before Christmas" was a disappointment. It LOOKED great. Best visuals I've seen in years. N_X_K: Stang:Ahh, you only need the Air because you don't get satisfaction from the PILS Hello: ah.. I think I gotta dance now.. I gotta dance now.. DynaSoar: UOLUOLUOLUOL eyB RevJack: oops sorry Ackme: slong Lou RevJack: spazzed out there golFUR: i just opened up the back of my tv, you wouldnt believe how many wires there are... and some of this shit glows RevUni: bud RevUni: weis Friday-j: Stang - You can have my hit of Air. RevUni: er DynaSoar: everbody DANCE NOW *** _Rider (Rider@frd-as1s56.erols.com) has joined channel #subgenius Jetrock: i am touching the PILS! IVAN_Stang: Well, ya never come DOWN from the PILS and after awhile it just seems NORMAL. PeeKat: Uni: The day you solder your vaginae shut, let me know. :) DynaSoar: DAnce HOT and NASTY RevJack: ACKME LIVES! IT LIVES! dad: put your tongue on the tv wires Agent: RIDER YA MADE IT Jetrock is gonna BOOGIE UP A STORM! Friday-j: I am PILING in the TOUCH! ICEKNIFE: Modemac: you hadda BE there... P-Lil: Whipits? Ew. I want some Stompits. Jetrock: I am activating the UBERKUNST TAPE!!! DynaSoar: The BIG PIL DANCE IVAN_Stang: I know that PILS and #subgenius don't work. Hello: I dance with the ETERNAL TRUTH. When I dance, everybody better PAY ATTENTION. Jetrock: I want some SKULL CRUSHITS! Friday-j: My TONGUE just wants to leap out of my mouth and ATTACK! Rev_Bubba: it's life without pils that starts to get scary after awile though RevUni: PK: I already DID. Hello: Hmm.. some of the people here might disagree... IVAN_Stang: Hey... how come we haven't all been shunted off into the netherzone yet? Ackme dances NOW DynaSoar: There is NO life without PILS N_X_K: Stang:#SubGenius IS THE PIL DynaSoar: They come at you ALLA TIME Friday-j: Stang - No Netsplits here! K3WL! Jetrock: I think this connection is SEMI-STABLE, unlike the users... dad: this is...another.net! DynaSoar: whether you LIKE it or YES Hello: I think #subgenius can't come to the netherzone with us.. we have to go there astrally... P-Lil: Ivan: "You never come down"?!? Great! Just the thing I needed to hear tonight! DynaSoar: WAIT DynaSoar: Where am I? Friday-j: We want to COME in the NETHERZONE Modemac: #subgenius may not go well with PILS, but it's great with...WHOA! N_X_K, how'd you do that with the highlighting?!? *** Signoff: ljduchez (Leaving) RevJack: YOU ARE HERE <============= IVAN_Stang: Oh it's all right P-Lil. The change IS permanent, but you'll get USED to it. DynaSoar: TNX, Jack Jetrock: on subgenius.com, your net connection NEVER goes down... unless you WANT IT TO! Friday-j: HIGHLIGHTING??? PeeKat: When I SING, you fuckers better listen. When I YELL, you better die. _Rider: just a note from Pervert: he can't get in and he is on undernet (The old house) Hello: Lou.. I feel a great sense of loss.. but the reast of you are here.. it's OK... DynaSoar: MORE DEM DAM PILS dad: what the fuck? _Rider: yes thank you Agent Friday-j: "Bob" is DEAD! Praise "Bob"! pope1: All 23 of us together in one place, all talking at the same time... somethings very wrong here. RevJack ops Rider - NOT P-Lil: Click this button to turn it off Hello: Dad.. I didn't even see you there... there's a whole bunch of people back there I didn't even notice... dad: P Kitty lives DynaSoar: WOOO EAT "bob's" HAID IVAN_Stang: It may be pertinent to some users that the Mac program HOMER does not work in this realm. SisRose: oh rider... N_X_K: Modemac:Ctrl-B before and after the word. Like this. Outline is Ctrl-V. Underline is Ctrl-_ (Shift-dash) Jetrock: fuckin' DynaSoar: PASS the MOUSE TURD RevJack: Eat at "Bob"'s Hello: Hey, how about fifty or sixty of you people get on up here and love my ass? Love me.. come on.. Modemac: Ah. Thanks. Friday-j: Bet we could generate another BOOK here in a few hours! golFUR: who is highlighting ? DynaSoar: and MAKE a SAMISG _Rider: thanks Jack Jetrock: DAMN... it's a JEHOVAH-CRUSHING good time in here... P-Lil: Ivan: Nah, I've always thought Homer was a piece of crap IRC client. :) dad: Stang - Homer sucks always Hello: Jehovah is CRUSHING MY PINKIE... ICEKNIFE: Ack ME? WHY ME? FUCK YOU! JUST FUCK YOU! ACK yer OWN damn self, ya lazy FISHDICK! FUUUUUCK! WHY th' shit is EVERYTHING about YOU? Why the hell do WE care if you get ACKed or NOT? ACK *ME*, muthfucka, ACK *ME*!!! RevJack: MY jehovahs are getting crushed, fersher IVAN_Stang: Well I be damn. Hello: Homer is the machine at Uof L I'm on. Modemac: #subgenius Friday-j: Eat "Bob" at "Connie"'s! DynaSoar: Dobs is the Great Fister of JHVH Modemac: Hmm. N_X_K: Modemac: Ctrl-G is ^GBEEP. Don't use it that often Agent: Stang> you are using HOMER? Modemac: Testtesttest Hello: high lights? DynaSoar: FIST me Dobbsy Jetrock is loving hello's ass with the Mr. Bungle "OU818" demo tape... Modemac: ^G Hello: Control B? P-Lil: *crotchety geek accent* Why, I remember IRCle 0.92, way back when...! golFUR: Eat here Get gas Friday-j: Stang is Homerless now Hello: Oh, yeah, I'm hello.. dad: he be ircle-Stang now P-Lil: No more beeps. TheCharlie: FUJI PHOTO FILM U.S.A., INC. WEEKLY EXPENSE REPORT RevJack: Modemac - test received Hello: Yeah, love me.. Lov emy bunglee.. Jetrock: i'm runnin from the COMMAND LINE, fuckers! IVAN_Stang: I am not using Homer, but Ircle. Homer gives me a lot of trouble. PeeKat: It don't beep for me... Modemac: Control doesn't seem to work...B DynaSoar: RIGHT CHANNEL TEST *** _Rider has left channel #subgenius RevJack: Charlie - DON"T DO IT DynaSoar: LEFT CHENNEL TEST Agent: Me too stang...Ircle rocks tho Friday-j: Homer is more submissive program, more eager to please the great Stangini. Modemac: ggg *** Hello is now known as HelloSkinny Modemac: Oh, there we go. TheCharlie: I'm nt takin gyour advice anymore dad: ircle can do underlining too HelloSkinny Yeah, that's what I wanted.. golFUR: ircle and homer suck shit together, thats what you get for using a mac... Modemac: Now, as I was saying... RevUni: thats the nature of the game and you have to playyyyyyyy N_X_K tries to nudge the sleeping Martyr out the door Friday-j: MAC RULE! golFUR: so can a pc MegaLiz: **********STEREO???????????*********** HelloSkinny We can never go through the ircle, we can only go round and round and round.. PeeKat: Stop playing around with colors Jetrock: i'm connected via VT100 terminal!!! DynaSoar: MIDDLE CHANNEL TEST RevJack: in ((((((((((((((SURROUND SOUND))))))))))))) RevUni: OoOoOoH! HelloSkinny a ircle.. a square.. a triangle.. a biangle.. It's like a CIRCLE!!! Friday-j: Hey, all the little pictures of you just went B&W! What gives? dad: Ah, Hello Skinny - David Lynch is a Residents fan then? PeeKat: ( ( ( ( ( (((SURROUND SOUND))) ) ) ) ) ) TheCharlie: now you all have my expense report in Quatro Pro Version 7 .... ICEKNIFE: SO this DICK RevPsych gets on, claims he founded the channel, tells strangers that we're KKK affiliated, chases Uni around the IRC, and bumps almost EVERYONE for being "PINK"... Modemac: #subgenius doesn't do much with PILS, but man, it's GREAT with the CHURCH AIR! The glow from my CRT is turning all the air around me into CHURCH AIR! Jetrock: actually, I should go hook up a modem to my TRS-80 Model II and modem with THAT! RevJack: ircle, quare riangle Jetrock: irc'ing via retrotek gives me wood. IVAN_Stang: GGG, my mac could mop the fuckin' floor with your little cheesy piece a shit and you know it. HelloSkinny Yes! Duck Stab was in before I put in Zoogz!Q Modemac: I AM ENLIGHTENED! DynaSoar: TSET ELENNAHC ESREVER HelloSkinny I want to find Baby Sex and Warner Bros! IVAN_Stang: Wha....? RevJack: Dyna - please recalibrate golFUR: fuck this shit MegaLiz: ICE: You just figgered this out? HelloSkinny Can someone give me Baby Sex! Friday-j: IT HAS BEGUN! DynaSoar: Sorry pope1 says: If you have your log on, your probally at critical mass... DynaSoar: ICEKNIFE: Modemac: cool! you might be less of a dick now! neeto! HelloSkinny I'd like to talk about the letter C... PeeKat: RevPsych fucking SUCKS. Period. golFUR: macs suck.... Jetrock: I dunno, I like my PC, it has ROUGHER ORIFICES! dad: Baby Fingers maybe N_X_K: Modemac:When I know where the Air comes from, it'll be worthwhile SisRose: I'm feeling like growling again.... HelloSkinny I'm more of a nixon than I ever was in my life. SisRose: psych <spit> Modemac: Uh-oh...if I had any less of a dick, I'd be a eunuch. DynaSoar: TSET LENNAHC ESREVER RevJack: Y E S L E T ' S U S E M O R E B A N D W I D T H Jetrock: but we've already done the "which is the better lay: Mac or PC?" thing... HelloSkinny With Monstrous Intro? P-Lil: sisrose? Growling? MegaLiz: GGrrrrrrrrr RevJack: Dyna - yes, that's it SisRose: GGGRRRRRR PeeKat hisses DynaSoar: TNX Rev_Bubba: go with it rose...vent RevJack: ACK HelloSkinny I can't fit in a 3 1/2 drive. I'm sorry, I just can't, no matter how much folding, spindling, and mutilating I do. Friday-j is dizzy DynaSoar: we're READY to BURN THE HOUSE DOWN N_X_K: ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG N_X_K XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack #N N_X_K: #1 RADCLIFF...13th-Generation Norwegian DOS game from the infamous rECTUM cAUDA. [610K] dad: this is the monstrous intro Agent: Man this Barbarian FUCK needs his ass crushed IVAN_Stang: Really... Mac or PC... it's 6 of one, etc. etc. Except for GGG's... his is a piece of shit. Rev_Bubba: bare dem fangs sister MegaLiz: Pschy pspit! HelloSkinny Now, if you take out the mouse ball, you can try the inside of the mouse... SisRose: hahahah Modemac: YOW! Talking Heads. And David Byrne is a paid up SubG Minister, too! dad: yah, Gordon's computer is total crap RevJack: *TWO* *TWO* *TWO* *TWO* *TWO* Jetrock: HelloSkinny... that's why you need a SYQUEST! DynaSoar: Someone go grab a pink. I need a spleen. Friday-j: You take the mouse ball and wedge it in your cervix, see, and HelloSkinny I started with a XT/10 with a 20 MB hard drive and MB monitor. MegaLiz: Mode: IS Not?!? SisRose: bubba, put on that dogbite attack outfit...I'm ready to go Modemac: Though I think he just bought the membership with funds from his "True Stories" movie because he thought it sounded neat. ICEKNIFE: Is this how "Bob" sees the SKOR? HelloSkinny Syquest.. Yes.. but no dough... only a 100 meg now, actualoly... DynaSoar: Let's type in BINARY RevJack: I need a cervix, I think Modemac: MegaLiz: He IS! SisRose gets on haunches IVAN_Stang: GGG is still sputtering in anger. Jetrock: I started with a VIC-20, and then I had a MACINTOSH CLASSIC. DynaSoar: 11001 0101001 01110100101100 Rev_Bubba: i just finished a book by nancy a. collins where her bio admits to her Yeti heritage...damn strange.... HelloSkinny bubble attack.. What happened to DEVO attack? Where's PMAT? PeeKat: Ice: No wonder his brain is gone... Friday-j gets a haunch ICEKNIFE: like this channel, but with ODORS and stuff? RevJack: &HF5 RevUni: 000100100100010100001000101 -01010101 MegaLiz: I was in love BEFORE. BUt....But... SisRose: uuencode me TheCharlie: 0110111101001010011101010110101 HelloSkinny I actually started with a TI 99/4A? DynaSoar: HEHEHEHEH pope1 throws a pink into the middle of the group. IVAN_Stang: Nancy Collins is Rev. Nanzi Regalia. PeeKat: 0660600006606000606006600606060 DynaSoar: Good one CHarli HelloSkinny I smell a lot like snot. and tongues. and syrop and semen. and unwashed jeans. and blank tape. and lag? lag? lag? ICEKNIFE: so I narced Psych out. FUCK 'im! Friday-j: Stang - A secret revealed!Q TheCharlie: PK? cannot compute.... RevUni: 999 999 999 999 999 uhhh 666 666 666 666 HelloSkinny Ten seconds? Nothing? N_X_K throws the pink right bak at pope1 Jetrock: A1 F0 FF A4 3E 6B 22 F8 HelloSkinny What? Rev_Bubba: whoa...i was just reading her book this very damn instant sort of thing...the universe works in very mysterious ways PeeKat: Who the smeg is nancy collins? MegaLiz: Thank you ICE. DynaSoar: You can't SMELL SNOT? P-Lil watches SisRose get worked up... SisRose: Iceknife...you did no such thing DynaSoar: How you gonna SMELL SNOT? HelloSkinny Lemon scented apricots.. golFUR sits in the corner and practices single file IVAN_Stang: Ye CAIN'T SMELL YER OWN SNOT!!! pope1 discards the pink... dad: Nanzi Regalia HelloSkinny First you take it OUT of the nose. ICEKNIFE: Did so... to the IRCops, and the computer crimes division of the FBI DynaSoar: If yer nose is fulla SNOT, how you gonna SMELL Jetrock: Then you SNIFF IT! PeeKat: The whole WORLD spells like snot! Friday-j: You can't see your own tears! PeeKat: Or smells. HelloSkinny Then you put it in the mouth, lick it, roll it around. Friday-j: Spells like snot is better. DynaSoar: And if you can SMEL, yer nose ain;t FULLA SNOT MegaLiz: I spell like snot! IVAN_Stang: Ye cain' RevJack: Wipe it on the piano, come back in a few days. But then it wouldn't be YOURS anymore. IVAN_Stang: t taste yer own SPIT! TheCharlie: OBVIOUSLY, people, you DON'T smell your own snot... you take turns smelling each other's... HelloSkinny No, which is why I take it OUT of the nose before I smell it. Jetrock: Smells like teen snot. Friday-j: You can't slack your own "Bob" MegaLiz: I spell like spot! golFUR: it snot snot RevUni picks her nose N_X_K: Golfur:While you're over there, spit in Martyr's mouth while it's snoring...Maybe it'll wake up PeeKat cries Jetrock: It's much more fun to SWAP SPIT! RevJack: This is why I bought a computer. MegaLiz: See spot smell, smeel spoot smeel1 Friday-j: Nose-Picking As Slack - title of my new alt.slack post DynaSoar: You mcan't HEAR your own EARS PeeKat: Martyr is observing us... HelloSkinny Teen snot. Almost. RevUni: WHO WANTS MY BOOGIES??? IVAN_Stang: You cain't SHAVE your own RAZOR golFUR: *HAAAAWWWWWWWWK* *PITOOOEY* SisRose pets PeeKat Friday-j offers to trade spit with GGG DynaSoar: WHat ya gonna do, hold one up to the other? HelloSkinny A weep for Bangladesh.. and Luxembourg.. MegaLiz: STANG HAHHAA dad: I find computing to be a very enlightening pasttime too HelloSkinny My spit is extremely viscous today. Rev_Bubba: damn!!!! i ripped my rolling paper!!! damn!! amn damn damn P-Lil: "You can't think about your own mind"? Hell, I can't think WITH my own mind! PeeKat purrs contentedly Jetrock: You cannot BREATHE YOUR OWN LUNGS. TheCharlie: You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose.. but you can't wipe your friends on the sofa.. DynaSoar: You CAIN't hold one of yer ears up to the other HelloSkinny In fact.. (spit.. wipe..) it makes a very good lubricant.. ICEKNIFE: The IRCops felt he hadn't broken any laws, but the FBI thought he may have broken SEVERAL, because SubGenius is, among other things, an actual corperation RevJack: Ropy Spit, Skinny? I'm envious! ICEKNIFE: corporation SisRose: p-lil brain sushi Jetrock: TheCharlie: I can, but then, I have weird friends... RevJack: I've always envied people with ropy spit MegaLiz: Jet: not if you're lucky in lungs. RevUni: damn...NO ONE wants snots from the UNIBOMBER's NOSE? HelloSkinny The FBI? I don't know what they think about me. But I do know what the secret service thinks. DynaSoar: brb -- MORE COFFEE IVAN_Stang: You can cut off that guy's ear, and hold it up to your ear... you could cut off your OWN ear but how you gone HEAR it? It's DEAD! golFUR: you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose and you can pick your clothes, but.... is that a booger on your bugle boys? Agent: IF YOU GUYS VALUE FUCKING WITH PINKS AT ALL GET YER ASS INTO THE UNDERNET CHANNEL RevUni: damn...y'all need my snots P-Lil: Brain sushi. Cold fish. Side of wasabi. RevJack: I can't get mine to do that, not without Hawaiian Punch HelloSkinny But I STILL don't know whatever happened to Alan Keyes after my and his ignominious derailment! Friday-j: Stang - Ear Re-Animation By Request! SisRose: get me them extra big chopsticks, girly IVAN_Stang: You cain't HATE your own HATE... N_X_K: You can't chew your own mouth PeeKat: Undernet sucks. pope1 says: #subgenius on a sunday night, the ultimate form of procrastination. RevUni flicks boogies at Rose HelloSkinny I can't be in undernet and oozing here.. In fact it's hard enough to be here.. Jetrock: well, the Secret Service saw my name on the ILLUMINATI BBS userlog, so they probably have a file... dad: forget undernet dad: this actually works Friday-j: You can't FAKE your own FATE RevJack: You can't FUCK your own DICK N_X_K: Agent:No. Let the Pinks come to us, dammit golFUR flicks klingons at RevUni IVAN_Stang: You cain't sideswipe your own car. pope1: you can try... TheCharlie: I eat wasabi for breakfast SisRose: can you chase your own stick? Modemac: You can prick your finger, but they don't like it when you finger your prick. Jetrock: RevJack: yeaj you can, with your HAND! RevUni: Jack: Unlesss yer a HERMAPRODITE. Jetrock: I like to finger my prick! Friday-j: Modemac - Has this ever stopped you from fingering? HelloSkinny I can SHAVE my own FINGERS.. RevJack: Uni - I'll take yer word for it Friday-j: I could SHVE my EARS Jetrock: It's more fun when others do it though. DynaSoar: re Friday-j: SHAVE Modemac: I alwyas wait till you're around, Friday. Jetrock: Well, depending on the other. RevJack: Meg keeps FARTING. Thought you should know. dad: I just shaved my ears yesterday in fact RevJack: jeeze Friday-j: Praise be the farts of Meg! HelloSkinny Not the guy who wrote them, although he just walked in, IK RevUni takes a whiff of Meg's poots TheCharlie: Thanks Jack... get a microphone. dad: Meg, what was for dinner tonight then? P-Lil: "...And that was WASABI ENEMA, here tonight on the BONG, WBNG, Key West. How're you doing, Castro, you fuck? We love you..." Jetrock: If I wake up and some SHAMBLING, OOZE_SQUIRTING HAIRY BEAST is fingering my prick, well, that's okay... pope1: I didn't NEED to know that... DynaSoar: You can't KUM your own QUAT HelloSkinny Mmmm.. smells like.. SNOT... RevJack: Meg writes her own farts, thank yew IVAN_Stang: I know there was something TREMENDOUSLY IMPORTANT I was supposed to share with you all... something "Bob" told me... now what was it? RevUni: hot snot pot DynaSoar: How you gonna KUM your own QUAT? P-Lil: Meg's boots are more worthy of smelling. Jetrock: oh, fuckit, it probably wasn't very important, stang. SisRose: bon your own mot? dad: Meg's jeans too Friday-j: Stang - Tell us, O scribe, not of "Bob" but of ... something more interesting! RevUni: hot spot kumquat DynaSoar: If you KUM< how are you going to QUAT it? RevUni: dot dot dot PeeKat: butter your own fly? MegaLiz: HA! My farts are WORTH attending TO. RevJack: Lil - pay-per-view, baby ICEKNIFE: That new Wasabe toothpaste from Bulldada Labs is selling well? DynaSoar: And if you QUAT it, what are you going to KUM with? P-Lil: Status your own quo? RevUni: lot smot plot IVAN_Stang: It was something about money... for everybody... dang, now what did he say? Modemac: Stang: If "Bob" told you, then it's probably something to sell. Friday-j: You can FELCH your own SQUID though golFUR: Haiku time: Use the force you must / to defeat your father luke / beware the dark side. DynaSoar: FUCK MONEY Modemac: But does it matter now since you folks killed him? (Again.) Jetrock: MONEY! oh yeah. dad: no money, no! DynaSoar: Gives DOBBS the money golFUR: wow, thats pretty Friday-j: Stang - "Bob" told you to send ALL YOUR MONEY to ME dad: I refues HelloSkinny I can't even remember what a syllable is anymore.. ICEKNIFE slaps Friday-j around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! RevUni: golFUR: IRC JOKES!!! ICEKNIFE slaps GeeCubed around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps golFUR around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! pope1: I want the money! ICEKNIFE slaps HelloSkinny around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! Modemac: Graduate, Yoda School of English, I am! ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! RevJack: Send all your money to DALLAS Friday-j thrills to Iceknife's caresses ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: someone at work tells you a joke, and you say "ROTFLOL!" PeeKat: STOP IT! ICEKNIFE slaps IVAN_Stang around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps Jetrock around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps MegaLiz around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! HelloSkinny wooobliggg.. that got me back into gear. IVAN_Stang: It suddenly occured to me... I got on this an HOUR EARLY!!! What happens at the APPOINTED time???!?!? P-Lil: Give "Bob" the money, so he can make sure it gets to me. ICEKNIFE slaps MegaLiz around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps MegaLiz around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! HelloSkinny I love it. ICEKNIFE slaps Modemac around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps Modemac around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! MegaLiz: HEY Why'd I get EXTRA? Friday-j: Stang - You dont' want to KNOW wehat happened then ... RevJack: somebody hit ice, he's skipping ICEKNIFE slaps N_X_K around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! Jetrock: MegaLiz: Because you're SPECIAL. golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: when you join #mIRC everyone types "Norm!" ICEKNIFE slaps N_X_K around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: you once devoted a weekend to "working on your popups." RevUni gets the hell out of ICEKNIFE's WAY! RevJack opens his trousers in anticipation golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: you've called out someone else's nick while making love to your better half. ICEKNIFE slaps P-Lil around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps P-Lil around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! N_X_K wishes he had floodkick ICEKNIFE slaps PeeKat around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! dad: Iceknife, you can slap and slap but you can't buttsplit this channel MegaLiz: I don't wanna get EXTRA FROM ICE!!!! ICEKNIFE slaps pope1 around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! golFUR: those UNI? Friday-j tickles her new squid friend and makes it make the 'J' sound P-Lil: I got my own squid, thanks, but, hell, the more the merrier. ICEKNIFE slaps RevJack around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! pope1 stops, drops, and rolls (again) HelloSkinny You know you're addicted to IRC when you can actually read all this stuff! Jetrock: but you can buttsplit ME!!! ICEKNIFE slaps Rev_Bubba around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! IVAN_Stang: What happened to GGG? Chewing his own tongue? RevUni: OH NO!!!!!! ICEKNIFE slaps SisRose around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps TheCharlie around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: someone at work tells you a joke, and you say "ROTFLOL!" Friday-j: Is un-debeaked redundent? golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: someone at work tells you a joke, and you say "ROTFLOL!" DynaSoar: ICEKNIFE FUCKS UP WITH HIS PRAIRIE SQUID RevUni gets ready RevJack: well damn, it's about time. Sloppy eighteenths and all N_X_K: Stang:At the Appointed Hour, NHGH fries all of our brains golFUR: uhmmm MegaLiz: Watchit It's SHARP1 HelloSkinny My right butt is in my betroom right here. golFUR: POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism." HelloSkinny On the pool table. golFUR: RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives. Jetrock: Nah, GGG's over there LICKING HIS OWN TONGUE and CHEWING HIS OWN TEETH. HelloSkinny Golfur, are you flooding, or what? golFUR: HP MARKETING VIRUS: Attempts to make you belive that your 3000 is a 9000, then disappears. SisRose: flooding his pants golFUR: nope, UNI requested all these HelloSkinny ohh.. gotta fart... RevJack runs away from his own legs Friday-j: Amazing! Even more bullshit than before! Jetrock: I am Homer of Borg! Resistance is... Ooh! Donuts! HelloSkinny no.. it submerged.. PeeKat: Someone kill Uni... Friday-j: Stang - Make the 'J' sound again. That was fun. RevUni: golFUR's IRC jokes are DA BOMB, yo1 Jetrock prepares his Zippo near Hello's sphincter Ackme: D'ooohhhh Agent: hey ICEKNIFE do you know Barbarian? IVAN_Stang: I want you all to know that I have been posting daily to alt.slack. I reposted it all today because it STILL AIN'T GOT THROUGH!!! RevUni: PK: ah, shaddup. I can HURT you. golFUR looks for da bomb in his coding GeeCubed: As a matter of fact I was talking to miz geethree who is stuck in Amarillo, enema placement site for the high plains Friday-j: Stang - Did you ever get to watch that porno tape I gave you at the Drill? Want another? PeeKat: Uni: Sheeah right... Modemac: Old one, Jetrock. I prefer, "I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimiligated." Friday-j: Stang - THREE POSTS CAME THROUGH TODAY! PeeKat: Stang: It got through today RevUni: CHALLENGE? RevJack: Jetrock - sorry, forgot you're on a terminal ICEKNIFE: yup... a Bradleyite... a revisionist... a FUCKHEAD MegaLiz wonders what it would be like if Stang would only post PeeKat: Hah...not EVEn a challenge... HelloSkinny Hello, ENEMA BONDAGE? I just want to be happy, I guess.... RevUni: BAH! IVAN_Stang: Yeah... 3 posts from AOL I bet. They don't COUNT. RevJack: Three GOOD ones Jetrock: Modemac: I know, I know... *** TheCharlie is now known as Charlie-away Modemac: Stang: Do you think it might go better if you tried different news reading software> dad: I haven't seen a Stang post since 1994 Modemac: ? Agent: ICEKNIFE. He is on undernet whining cause I deoped him..He told me to ask you about him <G> Charlie-awa gotta pee pee now Friday-j: Stang - It was the Dallas Cult Leader post, and two replies to other posts RevUni: you just wait till i get back from the ladies room, PEE KITTY...I'll get you! PeeKat: You mean Baaaaaaa.... IVAN_Stang: It ain't the software. It's Texas Metronet. MegaLiz: Stanky: ready to ditch metronet yet? DynaSoar: IT's a CURSE Ivan. You won't sit in and CHAT with us on alt.slack. PeeKat: And Uni made more of a bleating sound...:) Jetrock: KPLA, Klingon Radio! All honor, all the time! Jetrock: Hello's throwin' Zippy lines! heh. Ackme: the BOB kids post was hilarious!!! golFUR: I'm recently escaped from Meth Acres, Home for the Reality Challanged, can someone help me with this jacket? GeeCubed: Hey stang, did you get those Yeti forseskins I sent you by UPS??? HelloSkinny I just want you to know I won't do anyone up the butt unless I give them an enema first. I WILL drink the enema juice, though. Jetrock: Cjarlie: Then PEE=PEE! pope1 wonders about exactly how much caffeine you have to have in your system to read all this... Friday-j: Blessed be the Metronet, for it gives Stang Involuntary Slack HelloSkinny Yes, Jetrock, it's in my autoexec file.. dad: I thought Lil had a firewall going around Stang PeeKat: "Klingon Comedian: "LAUGH, NOW!"" DynaSoar: pope1: LOTS IVAN_Stang: I have yet to hear from anyone using any other server in Dallas except for Onramp and MCI and shit and those are hourly rates#!#@#@%%@! RevUni: BRB SisRose: caffeen? METH! straight in the neck! HelloSkinny The PINK SOCKS were originally from MARS! But they came to EARTH in 1953! pope1: LoL Dyna. Friday-j: Stang - Hasn't Modemac sent you a list of servers yet? DynaSoar: Ivan: there's Netcom in DFW Jetrock: I found myself in a transparent tube NAKED! Except for my PINK SOCKS! HelloSkinny Cough! Cough! Sacred Caugh!!! Jetrock: And then I saw them... the space farmers! MegaLiz: pope1 let it go and flow... SisRose: tie me, off Jetrock GeeCubed: Holy Dobbshite this is going so fast I gotta frop up bigtime just to slow the screen dow. PeeKat: Stang: Try CRIS HelloSkinny Ich rieche PIZZA! Friday-j wants socks now golFUR: just type /links it'll give you a list of servers connected to whatever you are on Jetrock: They were on a routine inspection of meat ranches in our solar system... RevJack: pope1 - RUN AWAY NOW pope1: You sure Mega? Friday-j: RUN AWAY! HelloSkinny Join the march and eat my starch! dad: yah, they need speed controls on these irc clients RevJack: DON"T LISTEN TO HER YOU"LL WIND UP LIKE ME Modemac: All the Internet companies you could ever want: http://www.thelist.com/ Jetrock: that's right, Earth is a MEAT RANCH and PEOPLE ARE THE MEAT! IVAN_Stang: I know of every server in North Texas. I just don't if any are any better than Metronet. RevJack: DOOMED SOUL ON A HELLBOUND TRAIN PeeKat: Stang: CRIS has unlimited time for $19.99 a month, and it doesn't fuck up as much HelloSkinny You can touch the sock, but you can't touch the stole! You can't EVER touch the stole! N_X_K: Jet:Oh, that's nothing, those are just the Greys. Talk to us when you've met the Bankers. Jetrock: polyester leisure suits were like SARAN WRAP to them... dad: none better than Metronet? IVAN_Stang: GGG... you sent those fuckin Yeti foreskins COD!!! It was over $135!!! Rev_Bubba: i'll have mine blue rare there jetrock, thanks andd alla that cordial shit ICEKNIFE: UNI sent undernet an X-form to be the moderator of the channel on Undernet, to prevent takeovers like last week... any objections? Jetrock: CARS were like WALNUTS just WAITING to be CRACKED OPEN! Ackme: Tofu..Tofu is PEOPLE Friday-j: I want to steal the touch! HelloSkinny I am the driver of an underground train.. The lonesome life can't bother me.. far away from the wind and rain.. pope1: YOU MEAN MY CAPS-LOCK WIIL GET STUCK TOO? Modemac: Well, Stang, you could always ASK AROUND. alt.internet.services and alt.internet.access.wanted are there for that. golFUR: lab rats cause cancer HelloSkinny a BLUE ROCK! I love it! GeeCubed: too bad you don't have io.com, they do in Houston I think Jetrock: They were chekcing ti see if I had their minimum daily dietary requirements... IVAN_Stang: I would sorta PREFER that Metronet SIMPLY GOT THEIR FUCKIN' ACT TOGETHER so I didn't have to change 8,000 copies of my email address, etc. IVAN_Stang: GGG -- I was gonna render those foreskins down to something I can sell on the street (YOU know)... what other chemicals do I need? IVAN_Stang: Uh.. oh... did I finally get booted? IVAN_Stang: Everyone disappeared. IVAN_Stang: That's what I get for badmouthing Metronet. IVAN_Stang: Where's ever-body GO? AM I ALONE??

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