9-15-96 IRC Devival, #subgenius (Friday Jones' log)

(Rev. Friday Jones' log)

Topic for #subgenius: Sinister Footwear Get yet Sinister Footwear!!! Topic for #subgenius set by MegaLiz on Sunday, September 15, 1996 8:03:25 PM #subgenius: Friday-j Ackme TheCharli Modemac GeeCubed martyr @Silver_Bowler RevJack @Agent_Wilco @Rosebrit ljduchez @MegaLiz @lurch AAU @UncleBear #subgenius :End of /NAMES list. Related URL: http://www.subgenius.com -ChanServ- ChanServ: Welcome to the SubGenius home channel, you can check out the homepage at ^Fhttp://www.subgenius.com.^F SubGenius members meet here at 10 PM EST on Sundays. That's 9 pm Central time, 8 in the mountains and 7 for the Worst Coasters. If you're not registered yet do so now, you can read how by typing /msg nickserv help. This will reserve your nickname for you so no one else can use it. Mode is +tn Channel created at Sunday, September 15, 1996 6:12:00 PM RevJack: HHH~ MegaLiz: Friday! AAU: Dried Kelp and Shoelace. RevJack: Wednesday! lurch: Speciman And Jugfart Flooble Frost TheCharli: uh oh.. everyone shut up now.. RevJack: sorry, lagged GeeCubed: friday's here everyone disrobe for inspection TheCharli is now known as Fryday-j RevJack bares his ass Rosebrit: hello Friday AAU: See? The sores are all gone! MegaLiz: Everyone get dressed for your own safety! UncleBear is already naked Modemac: Friday! Friday-j: Greetings all! RevJack wags it about jauntily Friday-j gets out the "Bob" branding iron Fryday-j: Jauntily ducks.. MegaLiz slaps Rev Ja-- lurch: Corndensed Milk and Shasta Ligonberry Soda Poopsicle AAU: The way I've been walking last week I keep bumping my yarbles into things. GeeCubed: add your flavorite flavor to our delightful dessert menu Friday lurch: Janty Ducks? UncleBear gives Friday the greeting bearhug with extra spinal crunch Friday-j: AAU - How _have_ you been walking? AAU: Dog-chewed sock. ljduchez: I gotta go now. Bye! lurch: yarble and Jugfart Crunch RevJack: later Lou! AAU: That was quick... Signoff: ljduchez (Leaving) GeeCubed: bye lou Friday-j: GGG - Would you like yours with extra sauce? Fryday-j: See ya Lou.. RevJack: AAU - you insulted him! Friday-j: Bye Lou. UncleBear: Tampoon Flush Swirl Modemac: Blast it, why is the color so oversaturated? GeeCubed: I wany your secrret sauce friday lurch: Jaunty Ducks and Jugfart Lou free radical Goo RevJack: Modemc - bad acid? UncleBear: Or good acid, either/or lurch: bad acid and face down swirly surprise RevJack: UNK - TURN THE SHIP UPSIDE DOWN Friday-j: GGG - Special Secret Saucer Sauce served straight from the udder of Mother Nature, to the Inner Circle only. Bring your secret decoder rings as proof of identity! Modemac: No, I'm trying to adust the color level of my video capture card. GeeCubed: Running Open Sore pistachio AAU: Well, my thorax has been more prominent. Part of it is I got all my books for class, so carrying them on my back changes my center of gravity. UncleBear: There's a fozen yogurt place in Albuquerqe called Golden Swirl Fryday-j is now known as TheCharlie RevJack: VidCap? Whuffo? lurch: Lanced Boil and Carbuncle crunkle AAU: Dust and Doughballs. Friday-j: AAU - Have you considered tying a weight to your navel to even things out? Modemac: I get a beautiful crystal-clear picture, but if I save to a .jpg it looks lousy; the color is overblown. MegaLiz: BRBIT lurch: the old fart was smart RevJack: John Waters went on Letterman with a real (old) candy bar named "Dingleberries", no shit lurch: diglebwerries, no shit? AAU: See, I'm an innie, way innie, so unless I pierced it it'd be tough. RevJack: I SEEN it! GeeCubed: put the mask away lurch we've had enough trout laughs Friday-j: RevJack - But I want Dingleberries with _extra_ shit TheCharlie: how could you have dingleberries with no shit? Modemac: Priase Be to John Waters. Even if I have trouble sitting through his movies. martyr: dingleberries, YES shit lurch: I shit through his movies Friday-j: I shit over his movies TheCharlie: I Dingleberry over his movies GeeCubed: i shit on his movies AAU: Maybe I could work up some kind of truss that hooks my crotch up to my bookbag, that'd work. lurch: patent duodenal scrapings MegaLiz: Lag..... RevJack: "Dingleberries". Real candy bar. RevJack: "Dingleberries" subline - "They're Awfully Good" UncleBear: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............... RevJack: WAAAAHHH! RevJack: wheee! AAU: Oil and Dandruff. GeeCubed: appendix pate and scab mocha chip MegaLiz: Spurts! We have spurts!!! AAU: White Castle Pate. RevJack: I overdosed on acid while watching "Pink Flamingoes" GeeCubed: Liz, Liz try to relax it's a spurtin' universe!!! MegaLiz: Marshmallow fellow! UncleBear: Uh oh, important page. I'll be back Friday-j: Meadow Muffins with Dingleberry Sprinkles. Signoff: UncleBear (Leaving) AAU: Spurting's nothing new for me. Friday-j: Cyber-spurting lurch: kohlrahbi and otter GeeCubed: spurtin and spoutin is what it's ALL about!!! AAU: I haven't had a chance to try acid, but I keep overdosing on reality... MegaLiz: RELAX11 WHO THE FUCK YOU TELLING TO REALAX GGG1111 I'M PSYCHO TYP[ISTS1111 lurch: syko Friday-j: Yes, it's the seed-word of "Bob" from one end and the seed of "Bob" from the other! GeeCubed: aau: acid is much better than reality RevJack: Don't get her started MegaLiz: YAH! AAU: If you want I can email you another window... MegaLiz: I WILL MANGLE HARD OBJECTS RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES Friday-j: Mom - Calm down. Here, have some Johnson's Baby Acid. Silver_Bowl hehe MegaLiz: GULB. THANKYOU. Friday-j: Mom - Will you bend some steel for us? Wouldja? Wouldja? MegaLiz: YAH. WHAT SHAPE you WANT BABY! AAU: GGG: too bad reality is what we're stuck with most of the time. Silver_Bowl mom the human break Friday-j: Mom - Bend it into the shape of your ego. lurch: reality is just for people who can't face drugs Friday-j wonders where to display this lovely new art object to come GeeCubed: here have one of these makes you fall down on your knees, see visions of demonic angels who give you orders to go out and mutliate little children-ers! MegaLiz: Ooo. Hmmm. AAU: Reality is much better than reality. Silver_Bowl damnlurch i almost owed you a coke MegaLiz: My ego is a big round thing, i think TheCharlie: mmmmmmm angels... Friday-j: Angel food cake is really made of angels you know. Friday-j: GGG - Can I have one of those rant-ers? Not for me, of course, for my roommate. GeeCubed: AAU: If you don't like the reality that you're stuck in pick another...relax in the safety of yer own etc etc!!! Friday-j: GGG - Why choose your own reality when "Bob" can SELL you one? GeeCubed: and devil's food cake is mADE OUT OF DEVILS i SPOZE?/, REALLY fRIDAY GeeCubed: HEY fRIDAY YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE MAKES YOU REAR UP ON YOUR HINDLEGGS AND DECLAIM LIKE A A RABID SOUTHERN BAPTIST MINISTER-ERS Friday-j: GGG - Yes, try eating them together and feel the holy war start in your belly? lurch: ego waffles Silver_Bowl leggo my ego AAU: OK, new question of the day: Sex or acid? Silver_Bowl BOTH!! martyr: sex on acid! MegaLiz: SEX AND LOTS OF IT AAU: Ah, you're taking the easy way out. Silver_Bowl ok AAU: Not you, liz. martyr: ok, sex TheCharlie: acid makes for a terrible sex lubricant MegaLiz: ACID SUCKS SEX IS IMPORTANT Silver_Bowl sex MegaLiz: WHY NOT ME? UncleBear (torque@s20.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #subgenius Silver_Bowl acid is important lurch: sucks sex is important TheCharlie: at least the sulfuric stuff... RevJack: Orgasms are better than sex AAU: See, for me sex is reality, so it's better than reality being the miserable shithole Is pent my summer in. UncleBear: Broken hearts are for assholes AAU: Orgasms are part of sex. lurch: ass Id better than sex, leggo my ego AAU: That's like saying branches are better than trees. lurch: they are MegaLiz: hA AAU: Well, anyway, I don't have much experience with drugs but I do have experience with altered states. MegaLiz: Acid is fucked. Fuck is acidic. lurch: broken assholes are for funny boys GeeCubed: OR MAYBE ONE OF THISE TAKE IT RIGHT NOW AND YOU WILL TAKE TO ANYTHING THAT MOVES FOR THE NEXT EIGHTEEN HOURS AND WILL BABBLE NOTHING BUT STOCK MARKET QUOTES--ERS? Silver_Bowl like those puuppies on the news AAU: Why buy it from "Bob" when I can just reach up his asshole and pull it out? lurch: devil dogs lurch: hostess hounds of heck Friday-j: Whooah, it's a squirtin' IRC channel. Silver_Bowl broken legs from butt sex AAU: I spent my entire last accounting class writing down completely disconnected words, and I had no idea I was doing it. lurch: cerburus the junk foodyard dog ljduchez (~ljduchez@shell.en.com) has joined channel #subgenius AAU: The aardvark. TheCharlie: Lou! ljduchez: Am back ... boss done with me for now. MegaLiz: Dave: this is scary. Prostatis Friday-j: The larch. ljduchez: 09' Silver_Bowl the fir RevJack: hey lou, long time no net lurch: the peecan AAU: Hey Lou, we just completely disproved all your oxygen therapy theories while you were gone. Friday-j: Lou hath returned - stop talking smutty everyone! Silver_Bowl the mighty scotch pine MegaLiz: Diagnosis: psychosis. GeeCubed: spurtin and squirtin with the seed word of Dobbs, can I get a fewkin' amen BOBDAMMIT!! lurch: sickomore Friday-j: AMEN!! AAU: Prostatis? Yeah, I'm just 20 here. lurch: postoak ljduchez: Talk smutty and use the term "SOD Antagonism" and I'll be happy. AAU: NAMOR! lurch: balck locust martyr: were all just pee-pole TheCharlie: amen BOBDAMMIT! Friday-j: Leaping from tree to tree - it's "Bob"! GeeCubed: i LIKE TO ANTAGONIZE A SOD ESPECIALLY A CHEEKY SOD. ljduchez: NAMOR is ROMAN spelled backwards. Friday-j: GGG - Are you going to antagonize his cheeks? UncleBear: Okay, who stole my hallucinogenics? Silver_Bowl bob bob bob of the jungle TheCharlie: Can't we all just get a lawn? AAU: Well, he still hasn't warmed up my damn feet, although I'm wearing shoes. N_X_K (emegas@ppp8.interline.net) has joined channel #SubGenius ljduchez: AQUAMAN is NAMAUQA spelled backwards. RevJack: Charlie - LOL martyr: friend to you and me UncleBear: BOB is BOB spelled backwards AAU: Sure, take mine, I'm tired of mowing it. I've kept trying to kill it, to no avail. Friday-j: "Bob" is "OBO" spelt sideways lurch: sdrawkcab is something spelled backwards martyr: ahh,ahh, ahh, ahh, watch out for that pee AAU: So does that mean that Atlantis is the mirror image of rome? Friday-j: LAWN SALE! MegaLiz: no that would be gnihtemos GeeCubed: wELL WE HAVE TO BE CIRCUMSPECT ABOUT LOU'S CHEEKS...HE'S BEEN SENSITIVE ABOUT THE TRAFFIC LATELY AAU: Bob is Obo ROT-13ed. UncleBear: No, Rome is the mirror or Atlantis MegaLiz: GGG: very wise. Friday-j: GGG - You took one of those shout-ers, didn't you? RevJack: GGG - GO CAPS GO GO GO N_X_K sees Martyr. N_X_K is not amused. lurch: no that would be taht MegaLiz: I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN SHOUTER1 Friday-j wonders what would look good on her new lawn MegaLiz: I DON'T NEED NO EXCLAMATIONS1111 AAU: One of those PUTS YOUR CAPSLOCK KEY ON AND KEEPS IT ONs. lurch: we don need no steeenkin badgers GeeCubed: I MUST AD MIT I JUST TOOK A THREE HUNDRED MILLIGRAM MAKES YOU LOG ON AND WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-ERS! AAU: Me. Covered in ice cream. *ljduchez* New lawn? Better lodgings? martyr: NXK: Give Me Slack... MegaLiz: WHO HAS ICECREAM? Friday-j: GGG - Praise "Bob" and pas the keyuboards! Let 'er rip! MegaLiz: MORE? FOR ME? ljduchez: I've got mint chocolate chip ... AAU: I have toe cheese... Friday-j: Mom - I've got swiss vanilla ripple. RevJack: <font face="CHAINSAW"> MegaLiz: GGG: LET'S RUMBLE! lurch: I have dog hair AAU: {?dI have line noise. Friday-j: GGG - Let's grumble! lurch: background hiss N_X_K: Martyr:Feh. I thought I banned *.earthlink.net... MegaLiz: STUMBLE! UncleBear: macaroni & chinchilli with sprinkles TheCharlie: lurch do you ever have a bad dog hair day? Friday-j: Mom - Let's stumble! AAU: razzinfrazzinmezzosoprano... lurch: yes GeeCubed: CHILDRE, BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN THE FAITH, I HAVE BEEN THINKING LATELY...NOT SOMETHING I ENJOY BUT SOMETIMES FIND NECESSARY ljduchez: And ... ? MegaLiz: FIRDAY YOU OWE ME A JOINT! AAU: I think when I have to. Silver_Bowl youre givin me a headacheGGG AAU: Will the elbow joint do? ljduchez: I am when I have to. Friday-j: Mom - L:et me go check the plumbing, I think I have a spare joint there. lurch: Dumb WHite Man! Little Sticks not kill big Honker! Silver_Bowler turns down GGG's volume AAU: I have to, so I am. I try to be more than I am. GeeCubed: WELL IT SEEMS TO ME AS IT'S ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE THIS CHANNEL OFFICIALLY STARTS POPPING AND THE BEST OF US ARE HERE Friday-j: GGG - FEEL, not THINK. Thus do the SubGenius surf the Luck Plane. AAU: I have an OK honker, but Paul's is better. MegaLiz: Don't even START the indian shit. RevJack turns it back up TheCharlie thinks it sounds better like this GeeCubed: WELL IT ONLY SEEMS LOGICAL THAT THIS CHANNEL STAY OPEN IN PERPETUITY MegaLiz: rest of WHO GGG? Friday-j: GGG - We're all going to leave once Ivan arrives, that's why. MegaLiz: We are us, yes? lurch: BRB GeeCubed: Oh I get it Friday-j: Once Stang shows his pointy beak, we break up and regroup in #slack. AAU: 0?@I feel I can think out of pure instinct by now. UncleBear: i LIKE it TheCharlie: I have seen the US ... and it is we! GeeCubed: no you are they and I am we AAU: I think I can feel out of pure instinct. In fact, I can. MegaLiz: Dave: I feel that you are right. GeeCubed: and we are all together...goo goo ga-joob Friday-j: And everyone should say they were'nt logging the previous stuff but it was GREAT! MegaLiz: oops. You are right here. AAU: I feel my ginsana. UncleBear: Same Bat-Time, differnet Bat-channel TheCharlie: no, the they is them . we are the us N_X_K hates Mac KBs. Friday-j: Us is Us, Them is Them, "Bob" don't ever change AAU: Yeah, that means keep this part of the log SeKrIt, Modemac. Post this and we make you "fair game". MegaLiz: Bob made them us? N_X_K: I, in fact, hate things in general tonight. AAU: I made "Bob" them and us. Friday-j: Or if you post it, DELETE large sections and mark them "Secret" N_X_K: In other words, business as usual GeeCubed: I hate things in private tonight RevNickie (nickie@dal48.metronet.com) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: I hate things in lieutenant tonight MegaLiz: Nickums! N_X_K: GGG:You win lurch: I hate the general's privates Friday-j: NICKIE! N_X_K: Nick AAU: Or don't even bother deleting large sections, just put SECRET in between a bunch of lines. RevNickie: Howd-ee GeeCubed: Ah knickers so good of you to lend authenticity to our rabid band RevJack: nickie. Friday-j: Nickie - do you know when Stangenstein will be arriving? UncleBear gives Nickie a welcoming death-grip bear hug AAU: I hate general boy tonight. Friday-j squeezes Nickie tight AAU: My feet are STILL cold.. TheCharlie: nice of you to add rabies to our authentic band MegaLiz: I hate some windows AAU: OK, everybody dance! RevJack: AAU - pit them in your mouth lurch: I hate Corporal punishment Friday-j: DANCE! MegaLiz: Gonna get me a brick next time N_X_K is only able to talk in brief sentences tonight, due to the pitiful size of his KB RevNickie: EEE-haw! (sueeze noise) Silver_Bowler hipas and hopas and just dont stopas RevNickie: Squeeze RevJack: I hate puking silverware Friday-j shakes all that can shake lurch: silver spoon in mouf MegaLiz: Recoil! Lookout! Modemac takes the opportunity to squeeze Friday-j. RevNickie: dunno bout Stang.. RevJack wags his staff lurch: recoil GeeCubed: all right settle down or I'll call principal Nenslo MegaLiz: BOOM! Friday-j: silver spoon in muff UncleBear: Nickie, that must be painful coming up TheCharlie is still shaking... and shaking ..and.. AAU: corproal punishment is fun, if you ask me. lurch: reel it in AAU: Hey, I've got my belt off, anyone want it? RevJack wags his staff AT MEG RevNickie: UB: it's more like a hiccup Silver_Bowl yea like on Gomer Pyle Friday-j squeezes Modemac until his ribs make that funny creaking noise Friday-j: AAU - Belts for everyone! lurch: gomer's a fag MegaLiz bats it outta the PARK! GeeCubed: wagstaff wasn't he a fat guy in elizabethan drama UncleBear: I ate a republican once, similar effect RevJack: Lurch - WAS Modemac: <eep!> lurch: what he now? RevNickie: Wouldn't it be "cool" if nenslo were here? GeeCubed: eep is pee spelled backwards Silver_Bowl what we're missin here is a sergeant at arms TheCharlie: he's an ex-fag now.. MegaLiz: GGG: Very good. Friday-j: And where's Iceknife? N_X_K: Nickie:If it becomes "cool" in here, I'm leaving. AAU: OK, what tape next? UncleBear: Took forever to gnaw through his thick skukk to get to the tasty brains GeeCubed: what caliber arms are we talkin' about here??? Silver_Bowl to maintain order and decency MegaLiz: ICEKNIFE IS DEAD RevNickie: Ice is getting a brain transplant Friday-j: GGG - Short arms here. MegaLiz: Rose and I had to kill him lurch: small arms fire AAU: Yeah man, I'm hip. I'm a beatnik. Groovy. CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied lurch: the right to bare arms Silver_Bowl right to arm bears lurch: the right to arm bears lurch: got me MegaLiz: the right to right arms UncleBear is now equipped to accept sounds GeeCubed: all right short arms inspection. line up boys lurch: the right to bare arses AAU: Some of the old Ludwig Van.. Friday-j: GGG - Can I hold the sintrument tray GGG? CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied AAU: Can you tell I watched A Clockwork Orange this week? CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied MegaLiz: Goody: Bear you want some? TheCharlie: No, don't tell us GeeCubed: howcum I just get the word SOUND and it's in red Friday-j: AAU - Horrorshow! Have some Moloko Plus. lurch: the right to bear arms UncleBear shows GGG his Broomhandle Mauser AAU: The right to bear hugs. Friday-j: GGG - Watch out that'll GO OFF if you touch it. N_X_K: AAU:Only if you can tell I watched Killer Clowns from Outer Space TheCharlie: GGG .. it's cause we know HOW to type in red and you don't martyr: right to arm bears... AAU: Yes, my droogs, I'm up for some of the old in-out, in-out. GeeCubed: But that's not fair charles MegaLiz: ggg: have you sound? UncleBear: I have Bear arms GeeCubed: sound what Friday-j: right to have strange text N_X_K: right to blow dead bears for a quarter and give change UncleBear: Sound mind and body lurch: I have a grenade AAU: ^GLike that? Silver_Bowl lol P-Lil (mitchell@198.185.2.144) has joined channel #subgenius TheCharlie: sorry... it's SECRET! Friday-j: GGG - Does your computer make sounds? MegaLiz: LIL! P-Lil: Evening... RevJack: LIL!!! MegaLiz: YAhoo! Rosebrit: LIL!!!! RevNickie: friday-yeas! ljduchez: Lil! GeeCubed: oops lil's here shut up all of you Friday-j: P-LIL! lurch: yoohoo AAU: My computer only makes sounds when I do ^Gthis. MegaLiz: The most greeted WOMAN ON IRC!!!! UncleBear: Wanna blow a live Bear, line forms to left left, only $1 P-Lil: Liz! Jack! Rose! Lou! Friday! EVERYONE ELSE! RevJack: LIL is LIL speeled backwards!!!!!! AAU: I keep forgetting to say hi to people.... Silver_Bowl i speeled once GeeCubed: sure it does, it plays music, runs tapes and generally comports itself quite well TheCharlie: I hooked up a 480 watt amp to the sound card. when the power went out and backon Ithink it blew something out.. AAU: I thought Lou left. Wait, he came back. MegaLiz: I speeled until he healed! UncleBear crushes p_lil in a patented bearhug AAU: My speaker wire only cranks out the left speaker, and anyway I'm doing Friday-j: GGG - You can send and recieve sounds over an IRC channel, but don't ask me how! AAU: this from a dial-up UNIX thingy. P-Lil: Silver: That's why I replaced my carpet with sponges... in case I speel. ljduchez: I was gone. Now am back. Will be gone again soon. UncleBear: Charlei, you blew what? MegaLiz: GGG: want sound? Got PC? RevJack: RIGHT CHANNEL TEST P-Lil: Oof. Hi, Bear. Friday-j: Time to spiel about it. -TheCharlie- DCC Send sc.wav (204.141.117.96) N_X_K: Friday:With this client, not bloody likely DCC SEND request from TheCharlie (sc.wav 24282 bytes) Silver_Bowl when i speel i pass out UncleBear: Suck, suck BLOW is just a figure of speech, I ain't a tuba! GeeCubed: Lou: do you know if you're coming or going or are you just riding the probability wavefront P-Lil: I gotta get another chair. This one's like a tilt-a-whirl. BRB MegaLiz: HA AAU: I still haven't gotten any reply from the sysadmins on the appropriateness of the word "fuck". Damn hard not to violate the terms of service when I haven't the foggiest what they ARE... UncleBear: fuck i'm blotto AAU: Visually, sure, but not aurally. MegaLiz: Lil: keep the chair! Friday-j: GGG - If someone can't tell if they're coming they must have a great sexlife - perpetual orgasm! GeeCubed: Liz: I got sound I just don't get it in IRC ljduchez: I can't ride a probability wavefront. I'm just skedaddling, is all. Bye! UncleBear: um, FUDGE I'm blotto P-Lil: Liz: My back doesn't need the ride. Modemac: Whew. Friday-j: Bye Lou! GeeCubed: or lack thereof Friday! MegaLiz: GGG: PC or MAC? Silver_Bowl yea goshdarnit Signoff: ljduchez (Leaving) N_X_K: Night, Lou TheCharlie: GGG. .. check the color.. UncleBear: bye lou AAU: You don't have to worry about an educational UncleBear: baloo? AAU: institions restrictions. Friday-j: Come to SubGenius IRC WASTED and enjoy the purty colors! AAU: Line noise.. razzinfrazzin... RevNickie: Friday: it caould be like living in CA and not knowing if it was an aftershock UncleBear: I only see black and white right now P-Lil: Or don't come wasted. martyr has left channel #subgenius P-Lil: Especially when coming down off a trip. Silver_Bowl but *do* come UncleBear: Just don't waste come P-Lil: Trust me, I know of these things. Modemac: Come early and often. Friday-j: Nickie - Or living in Dallas and not knowing if it's a devival or just three nerds yapping UncleBear: Friday, LOL! P-Lil: Wow, we actually have ops in here.... Silver_Bowl its three nerds yapping Friday-j: Come and come and come again! And then leave. And come again! RevNickie: Didja ever notice how Lou always leaves when I get on? AAU: I don't have any wasting substances. -TheCharlie- DCC Send mpo.wav (204.141.117.96) DCC SEND request from TheCharlie (mpo.wav 54978 bytes) N_X_K: Just to be safe...I'm not taking chances Modemac: Your reputation precedes you, Nickie. Friday-j: Nickie - We're all leaving when Stang arrives. Silver_Bowl so kwik P-Lil: Whoo! Danke, Silver. AAU: Man, all this anti-clam paranoia... UncleBear: Then Lou keeps getting off! Silver_Bowl go to the top Friday-j: Poor little clams ... UncleBear: Nickie, we're going #slack N_X_K: AAU:Paranoia Is Your Friend. P-Lil: Friday: Still got friction burns from last time? AAU: He's embarrased because he can't control himself. Signoff: GeeCubed (Read error to GeeCubed[dialup-01-042.austin.io.com]: Connection reset by peer) Friday-j: P-Lil - I got friction burns, love bites, sucker marks ... it's a mess. MegaLiz: I will never know... cuthulu (cuthulu@rlabs.com) has joined channel #subgenius UncleBear: I have a friend named Paranoid Mike. He's a pyrokinetic and afraid of vampires Friday-j: GGG - Please come back soon! P-Lil: Friday: GIF? Modemac: No control? cuthulu: Greetings from Radar Labs 23, superaquatic realm of cuthulu. Friday-j: Greating ancient Cuthulu! lurch: howdy Modemac: Cuthulu! Now I can take you up on that offer to blow you. I can use a sawbuck. P-Lil: Cuthulufish! UncleBear grabs cuthulu and greets him with a bear hug AAU: I don't know, it's only the lawsuits that I have a problem with.. Of course everything they believe is utterly stupid, but all religious beliefs are like that when you READ them. cuthulu: i canna stay long. i'm on break from work. Friday-j watches in horror as Cuthulu squashes like a jelly mold AAU: When you ExPERIENCE them, that's a different matter... Animegirl (~FoxxyBrow@144.92.209.132) has joined channel #subgenius AAU: 'sok, 'sok. Animegirl: yah! AAU: ba dum dum dum, ba dum dum dum, ba dum dum. Friday-j: P-Lil - Sorry, no GIF, It would reveal ... too much. Animegirl: Deenk! P-Lil: Cuthulu: Hey, got the FTP server going? Got some hot pages all loaded up.... RevJack: Nuku Nuku...? UncleBear bearhugs Animegirl into SUBmission Friday-j: Animegirl! Friday-j: Tentacle sex time! P-Lil: Friday: Too much is... sigh, OK, whatever. Animegirl: Uffda! AAU: Uh, Im' no noel redding, am I? Modemac: "Bob" damnit it, I just can't get this blasted video card to work right. AAU: AMCHOIYA! Animegirl: Bloobleblooble! Animegirl: You are Nipsy Russell, AAU. lurch: shouldn'a blasted it TheCharlie: Modemac... how many colors are you set to? UncleBear demands more rum! Friday-j: P-Lil - It's the way the sucker marks are WITH the rope burns ... the patterns ... the shapes ... the non-Euclidean angles ... DCC timeout AAU: OK, everybody, concentrate their Operating Thetan waves on healing Modemac's appliance. AAU: NIPSEY RUSSELL??? I thought we said NO MATCH GAME! N_X_K: AG:If you ARE Nuku Nuku, you shouldn't worry...There's a ban on anyone out of Earthlink Friday-j: The Slack must FLOW into Modemac's computer cuthulu: P-Lil: it's up UncleBear: poot slack AAU: OK, Meg, you're now Meredith Baxter-Birney. Modemac: Charlie: I'm trying to figure that out. Silver_Bowl I wanna be Gary Coleman PeeKat (~Pkitty@voyager.cris.com) has joined channel #subgenius UncleBear: I get to be Charles Nelson Reilly! Me! Me! Friday-j: PeeKat! N_X_K: PK RevJack: HEY INDIAN BOY cuthulu: Radar Labs has been having serious OS crashes lately that I hope to remedy this week Silver_Bowl hi peekat P-Lil: Friday: What's wrong with non-Euclidean angles? I once designed a geometry where the three points of a triangle are actually at the same point. Modemac: This is an offball card that nobody's ever heard of. Requires some tweaking. PeeKat: Jeez...my screen scrolled by while I was trying to read all the names in here! UncleBear gives everyone a bearhug P-Lil: It's an utterly useless geometry unless you've been frapping.... still. RevJack: HEY INDIAN BOY what's shakin AAU: If Lou was here, we'd make HIM Evan Dorkin. Friday-j: P-Lil - Non-Euclidean angles wreak havoc on computers, though. Animegirl: Maybe I will make it so's I am alright. Animegirl is now known as Monkeypants Monkeypants Heal my machine while you are at it. Monkeypants has left channel #subgenius RevNickie: I'm gonna flip between slack and subg RevNickie: I'm all damn laggy here UncleBear: hau hau hau Friday-j: Nickie - If you come back and Stang's here, leave at once! DCC timeout P-Lil: Laggy on AnotherNet? GO FIGURE.... Friday-j: I keep getting DCC timeout messages. AAU: You can be in both at once, you know.. Silver_Bowl iceknife is on irc UncleBear is now known as CharlesNelsonReilly TheCharlie: last week the record number of users was at 223 on Another.net. Sunday it was 679 Friday-j: Poor Iceknife! P-Lil: Friday: Huh? It takes a computer to make sense of most non-Euclidean geometries...! CharlesNels hau hau hau AAU: Jeez.. IRC is damn overburdened, then.. RevJack: "ICEKNIFE is on IRC" - so says my box here AAU is now known as ErnestBorgnine Friday-j: P-Lil - not the ... other geometries. TheCharlie: sorry.. that was dragon.another.net CharlesNels Anybody seen Paul Lynde? ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ppp17.lanminds.com) has joined channel #subgenius Silver_Bowler is now known as Paul_Lynde N_X_K: IK ICEKNIFE: ohshuddap ErnestBorgn Ah, there he is. Friday-j: Here he is! Iceknife baby! PeeKat: Ice! ErnestBorgn We were all talking about you. ICEKNIFE: no you weren't Friday-j rubs up against Iceknife CharlesNelsonReilly screws Paul Lynde with wild abandon Paul_Lynde: damn ice they said you were dead ICEKNIFE: name 27 Paul_Lynde: I cried for an hour Rosebrit: and a few of us are hating your losing guts ErnestBorgn Seriously, we were. No shit. P-Lil: Friday: Well, yeah, but that's where the frappie comes into play. cuthulu: On the spaceghost website, Moltar keeps a bong on his living room table Friday-j rubs up against Modemac too Talysman (talysman@ppp-206-170-170-18.scrm01.pacbell.net) has joined channel #subgenius ICEKNIFE: okfinebye Animegirl (~hkolson1@144.92.209.132) has joined channel #subgenius Signoff: Animegirl () ICEKNIFE has left channel #subgenius RevJack: Heya Talysman CharlesNels Hey Paul, how are Donny & Marie? Paul_Lynde: heheh ErnestBorgn Well, that's because Moltar is such a hippie dude. Signoff: RevNickie (Read error to RevNickie[dal48.metronet.com]: Connection reset by peer) ErnestBorgn I haven't seen any new eps in months, man.. I love that show. Friday-j: Damn! Lost our Ice - now how will we keep the drinks cold? TheCharlie: far out man Paul_Lynde is now known as Silver_Bowler Talysman: hello, how's tricks? CharlesNelsonReilly gives Ernest Bornine the rectal surprise! cuthulu: well I gotta go Friday-j: Is that like Spring Surprise? PeeKat: Taking off already, Kev? ErnestBorgn Woo hoo! Charles, you naughty boy you.. CharlesNelsonReilly is now known as UncleBear cuthulu: I'll be able to come back about 12:30 a.m. CDT Friday-j: Cuthulu - Sorry, come back again! Animegirl (~hkolson1@144.92.209.132) has joined channel #subgenius ErnestBorgn I knew we'd get back to quoting Python eventually... cuthulu: I have to get back to the radio station Friday-j: Cuthulu - Check out #slack too Silver_Bowl or like Crunchy frog cuthulu: training a hippie chick who likes opera Friday-j: Lark's Vomit anyone? cuthulu: bye Friday-j: Bye Cuthulu! P-Lil: Cuthulu: OK, thanks for dropping in! ErnestBorgn Larks' Tongues in Aspic, you ask me. Signoff: cuthulu (Read error to cuthulu[rlabs.com]: Connection reset by peer) ErnestBorgn Seeya. ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ppp17.lanminds.com) has joined channel #subgenius Animegirl: OH, there we go. Animegirl: That's much worse. N_X_K: There. That'll learn it. ICEKNIFE: you all SUCK ErnestBorgn OK, we stopped talking about you, ICeknife. CTCP PING 842827801 from Talysman replied PeeKat gives Iceknife a BIG HUG ErnestBorgn I like opera if it's Orff or Wagner. Friday-j: Iceknife - Worried you'll melt in my mouth, not in my hands? Silver_Bowl grou hug for ICEKNIFE Silver_Bowl group hug for ICEKNIFE Friday-j: grope huge for ICEKNIFE Talysman: Gruesome hug for ICEKNIFE ICEKNIFE: fuck off, pigs P-Lil: Ice: Aw, you just say that because we won't suck you. ICEKNIFE: yup PeeKat: GrowPubes for ICEKNIFE UncleBear give Iceknife a gruesome bear hug N_X_K: reIK Friday-j: I'd rather fuck with pigs, thank you. ICEKNIFE: true! 8| TheCharlie: I like Klingon Opera Friday-j: I like cling-on bras! PeeKat: Oops... Silver_Bowl I clip my butt hairs ErnestBorgn Three feet is nothing to laugh at. Silver_Bowl so i dont get klingons Animegirl: I need a ping. N_X_K: Group CHAiNSaW for ICEKNIFE ErnestBorgn I like klingy nylon. ErnestBorgn One second, animegirl. P-Lil: Ice: I got one of those Oro-stimulators if you wanna borrow it.... it's clean.... UncleBear: I TAUGHT opera to the Klingons Silver_Bowl 3 secs Agent_Wilco 3 seconds to Anime Friday-j: Group snugs for everyone! ICEKNIFE: 'sokay friday... I've always prefered gurls with REAL legs, not thos plastic prosthetic things ErnestBorgn Snurgs? How did they get here? Animegirl: Play on then! Animegirl: No more lags! ErnestBorgn How do you do that /action thing? Silver_Bowl or try THE BLACK THING(tm)!!! P-Lil: HEY. What's so fucking wrong with STUMPS?!? Friday-j: My legs were on fire - what else could I do? N_X_K: EB:/me does this Animegirl: Try the PANTS thing. ErnestBorgnine pants P-Lil tantalizingly licks Friday's stumps.... Animegirl: HI HI WILCO! Agent_Wilco You'll PANT when you try he Black Thing (tm) Animegirl: Now doesn't that feel better? Friday-j: MOM! How could you? Do it AGAIN! ErnestBorgnine buries his face in the lap of each person here in turn. Animegirl: Mommy NO! Friday-j: Ernest - You're so sweet with those tickly eyebrows. UncleBear: stop spinning the planet, man Animegirl: Mommy YES! MegaLiz: Do what? ErnestBorgn Mommy! Mommy! Don't look at me! MegaLiz: ACK Silver_Bowl take out your fukin retainer next time Ernest P-Lil: Ernest: Be careful, you might poke your eyes out. Friday-j: Mother! Mother! Blood! ErnestBorgn and put it in my purse? Animegirl: Ernest, smell my fingers. UncleBear: Blood is good Friday-j: Ejaculating stumps! Animegirl: Blood is pants. ErnestBorgnine smells animegirl's fingers. They smell like.. victory. Animegirl: BARNY IS LAMP! ErnestBorgn Or chicken. Friday-j: I thought they smelled like chicken. UncleBear tosses RevJack like a wee caber Animegirl: They kinda taste like chicken. Animegirl: My fingers. Talysman: OK, what's the sermon for tonight? Silver_Bowl Today I saw a grown man pay 150 bucks for a Barney tattoo ICEKNIFE doesn't kill people, BIG ROCKS kill people P-Lil: Yes! Ejaculating Stumps! The *best* band ever! ErnestBorgn Victory, chicken, same difference. Animegirl: Joe Mamma kills people. ErnestBorgn Iceknife, you did that last week. RevJack is doing the astral travel thing UncleBear gnaws on Iceknife's skull trying to find the tasty brains Animegirl: This is true, Ernest. ErnestBorgn Hey, what can anyone here tell me about ROOT BOY SLIM and the SEX CHANGE BAND? Friday-j prepares new sermon - Run, "Bob" Is Right Behind You! lurch has left channel #subgenius Silver_Bowl a big barney P-Lil: "And that was Ejaculating Stumps, from their new album *Fisting Without Fists*...." Friday-j: Bye Lurch! GeeCubed (~gggor@dialup-01-018.austin.io.com) has joined channel #Subgenius ErnestBorgn I like what I've heard of Renaldo and the Loaf. Animegirl: A grown man? A Barney Tattoo? Animegirl: I hope it was on his member. Friday-j: Uncle Bear - Don't bother, there's almost none in that skull. Silver_Bowl i wanna know more more about rogaine Animegirl: Meatloaf? ErnestBorgn I've got more ideas for tattoos than I have money for them. Friday-j: GGG! Preach to us! We'll preach back! RevJack hums drowsily Talysman: Girdon! P-Lil: Ernest: The sex change band is very painful until your dick falls off. Otherwise it's just like losing your umbilical cord. PeeKat: I miss lag... P-Lil: Crotch navels! Animegirl: I'd like to know more about reusable menstrual pads. ErnestBorgn AAARGH.. MEAT FUCKING LOAF. EVIL. VIETNAM WAR CRIMINAL. UncleBear look like Meatloaf Silver_Bowl thats why I work in a shop P-Lil: Crotch navels! Animegirl: And leather crafting. Friday-j: Ernest - You could get a "Bob" tattoo all over your face Talysman: I meand "GORDON~" Animegirl: WallCUNT! GeeCubed: wow I'm back what a rush that was Silver_Bowl much easier than payin for em RevJack scratches his nuts, what the fuck ErnestBorgn Leather navels? Animegirl: Leather nasals? Animegirl: That's naughty! Friday-j: Naval manuevers? ErnestBorgn No face tattoos. I was going to get two eyes tatooed on my ass. UncleBear hands GGG a luger and points to Iceknife Friday-j: Ernest - How about a FACE on each FOOT! Silver_Bowl get a tattoo of Tatu ErnestBorgnine is now known as HaroldMorris GeeCubed: PREACH WHAT'S THE POINT OF PREACHING, LOOK AT YOU ALL TALKIN' AND SIGNIFYIN' LIKE A BUNCHA MONKEY MEN Friday-j: We need to FEEL in here, not TALK! HaroldMorri Foots never interested me that much anyway. P-Lil: Herve Villachez died for your sins, Iceknife! ICEKNIFE: points to an AI... yeah, an omnidirectional gun... sure, winky.... yoobet GeeCubed: I HAVEN'T HEARD BOB'S NAME PREACHED OR PRAISED FOR LO THESE MANY MOONS! HaroldMorri although maybe I'd get a DNA tatoo there. Signoff: Ackme (together.vt.us.another.net sunrise.ca.us.another.net) RevJack: Harold - get two "B"s tattooed on your ass, then you can spell "BOB" when you moon HaroldMorri SPLIT? SPLIT? Friday-j: GGG - I didn't moon that often, did I? Talysman: I am at least seven monkeymen myself, GGGor! Agent_Wilco Not *quite* the last Ackme (ircle@199.245.121.8) has joined channel #subgenius TheCharlie: yeah, but it might be mistaken for "Boob" when he farts.. Friday-j: Iceknife - Might be a HERF gun. Talysman: DO YOU NOT BELIEVE IN SIMIAN SALVATION? HaroldMorris is now known as Dave Agent_Wilco brb sunrise.ca.us.another.net has set the topic on channel #subgenius to Sinister Footwear Get yet Sinister Footwear!!! (MegaLiz) P-Lil: Gordon: I'm in that post-Dobssian-mortality phase. After the rush of killing "Bob" wears off I'll start praising him again. Dave is now known as AAU AAU: So much for simplicity. Friday-j: Do you believe that the APRE in you is better than the HUMAN outside? Friday-j: I mean the APE ICEKNIFE: NERF? GeeCubed: No you don't understand it's m on either cheek so it spells MOM one way and WOW the other and take them together they spell MWOWM a little word that meaNS THE world to me!!! control (~hkolson1@144.92.209.132) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: NERF gun is a HERF gun in disguise P-Lil: Crunchy human outside, chewy ape inside! AAU: I think that the HUMAN in me is better than the APE outside. N_X_K: Why use a gun when you can use a lovely little CHAiNSAW Signoff: control () RevJack: Control, Voice of World? Friday-j: Why not just saw a chain? P-Lil: Mmm... those Grandma Face granola bars hit the spot! Talysman: I believe that the APRE-SOUL and the BEFORE-SOUL *both* are better than the Human soul. AAU: It's a KAOS plot. UncleBear: Native Americans beleive bears were the first people Friday-j: Apree-Soul, the new alien snack. It's wafer-thin! ICEKNIFE: NENTAL IFE YOU LUV ME BAYBEEEEE UncleBear: The bred with them and became were-bears GeeCubed: and deliciously chocolate coated AAU is now known as BBQ Friday-j: The Next Voice You Hear will be "Bob"! BBQ is now known as BBQ_Skin control (~hkolson1@144.92.209.132) has joined channel #subgenius N_X_K: Bear:Maybe they meant the Yeti. Naaah CTCP SOUND bobuncut.wav from Silver_Bowler replied control: This is sucking. Friday-j: Control - So get in and start tonguing! Talysman: Friday: starring Nancy Regan? GeeCubed: you sdound wounded UncleBear: The last of the lost bear people roam today as the sasquatch BBQ_Skin: Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Friday-j: Talysman - Two points! control innoculates the test subjects. Friday-j kisses Talysman UncleBear: Yes, the Native Americans KNEW of the yeti BBQ_Skin moves his lips rhythmically in a vigorous circular motion. Talysman slips Friday three tongues. Signoff: Animegirl (Write error to Animegirl[144.92.209.132], closing link) Friday-j: UncleBear - Knew in the Biblical sense? control: Good. UncleBear: I am half Native American CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied control is now known as Animegirl CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied CTCP SOUND gun.wav from Silver_Bowler replied BBQ_Skin: Smelly tongues looked just as they felt. GeeCubed: That's KNEW in the Biblical sense of the word I presume unca Bee Friday-j shows Talysman her amanzing clapping labia Animegirl: IT IS I! Silver_Bowl bye all Animegirl: YAY! UncleBear: I am half Scottish Silver_Bowler has left channel #subgenius Friday-j: Bye Silver! BBQ_Skin: CLAP! CLAP! RevJack: PeeKat is an indian, so I heard anyways UncleBear: I am ALL YETI Friday-j: Hello Anime! Talysman shows Friday his castineticals. UncleBear: I praise "Bob although he had no hand in this. BBQ_Skin: I am an entity. Friday-j: There's a Sasquatch in the squash patch GeeCubed: Friday: You made them whistle when you showed me...what a multilabial talent you are! P-Lil: Oh jeez, not another Scot. Does this mean we hafta talk about sheep-fucking again? Modemac has to logout for a while and try to re-install this video software. Signoff: PeeKat (Remote Kill by NickServ (Ghost kill request by PeeKat_)) UncleBear: But I KNOW where "Bob's" hand has been! Signoff: Modemac (Leaving) BBQ_Skin: I'm trying to teach my dworkin to whistle. Friday-j: GGG - Years of trainign under "Bob". And on top of "Bob". And standing up with "Bob". N_X_K is 23.1% Yeti by volume ICEKNIFE: Where are the good, cool, NEETO people that I LIKE? P-Lil: BBQ: You're never going to get it to whistle if it keeps drooling like that! TheCharlie: no sheep fucking. Especially not *MY* girlfriend. GeeCubed: Ah yess Fri those were the goodle daze Talysman: "Bob"'s hand is the "Invisible hand" of Adam Smith... BBQ_Skin: They're on #K-rad. Friday-j: Goodle goodle goodle! Animegirl can fly using only her labia. Animegirl: I am half. Animegirl: ACK! Animegirl: Get thee behind me evil Lag Demons! Animegirl has left channel #subgenius Talysman: ... directing the market behind the scenes for CHEAP PORN. UncleBear: I only fuck other bears BBQ_Skin: No wonder all that "invisible hand" shit makes no sense whatsoever. Friday-j: "Bob"'s hand pinches you on one cheek as it lifts the wallet from your pocket. BBQ_Skin: It's all "Bob"'s fault. Animegirl (~hkolson1@144.92.209.132) has joined channel #subgenius UncleBear: The Great Spirit got pissed at the Bear People for breeding with humans P-Lil: CHEAP PORN! GeeCubed: Bob's hand is the hand you never feel but it feels you!!! UncleBear: And turned them all into animals BBQ_Skin: O Henrietta.... P-Lil: Praise CHEAP PORN! Friday-j: "Bob"'s hand can clap on both sides at the same time! BBQ_Skin: Praise FREE PORN! UncleBear: And this is where bears come from Talysman: Praise GREAT SPIRIT-1! UncleBear: This continent once had more bears than people BBQ_Skin: Praise FUCK! P-Lil: OK, let's see how many people can list FROM MEMORY all the porn flicks "Bob" starred in. N_X_K: Praise pr0n in general UncleBear: It is the TRUE yeti homeland Animegirl: Wasm Talysman: PRAISE THE PRONG! Friday-j: It is the hand that moves and is moved; and the Church is the dirt under "Bob"'s fingernails, beliveing that they control the hand. BBQ_Skin: Admiral Viceroy and the Tittie Twisters II UncleBear: So I want the US gov'ment to give ME a subsidy for taking my land P-Lil: Pron? Haven't heard that term used in ages.... Animegirl: Didn't "Bob" train Ron Jeremy? GeeCubed: The best porn is cheep... or better yet free...visit http;//www.clit.cock.jiz.dump.html N_X_K: Lil:Numbers do not go that high TheCharlie: speaking of bears and the woods, I'll be back. PeeKat (~Pkitty@voyager.cris.com) has joined channel #subgenius N_X_K: rePK PeeKat: FINALLY. Fuck Animegirl: PEEKAT! Friday-j: PK! PeeKat: You guys have NO IDEA what I just went thru....jeez. TheCharlie: peek at what? Animegirl: This is lagged in a nasty dirty way. PeeKat: I hate IRC... BBQ_Skin: PKD! ah.. well.. UncleBear grabs GGG and gives him a "Bob" right on the mouth Friday-j: Ohhhh dirty dirty ... PeeKat: HATE HATE HATE IRC Animegirl: Spanky spanky! P-Lil: Anime: No, but he did do stand-ins for him. Ron's a wuss, can't stand a bit of shit on his dick. Friday-j: UncleBear - Put on a condom first! Talysman: Pk@! GeeCubed: hey quit molesting me in purplr typeface Bear!!! ICEKNIFE: PEEKRAP! FIX ROSE'S AUTO-OPS! OR I FUCKING EAT YOUR UGLY SHRIVELED LITTLE BALL! N_X_K: PK:Eh? Wha happa? TheCharlie: spanky? er.. I don't have to leave *just* yet.. P-Lil: Anime: He can't stand his shit on other's dicks for that matter either. PeeKat: Ice: Huh? UncleBear slaps a body condom over Friday's head Friday-j: UncleBear - Oooh, it's so tight - THANKS! Animegirl: Only "Bob" can match Ron's wit and wisdom. BBQ_Skin: I just happen to have this jar of mucus sittin ghere... PeeKat: Ice: Dude, 'sisrose' is on the opslist Talysman: a BOBBY CONDOM!?!?! nGaak! Friday-j thinks that Ron Jeremy is part-Yeti. GeeCubed: wit and wisdom and shit and jissom ICEKNIFE: Thanks PK PeeKat: Just windows and stuff and servers and other IRC stuff... P-Lil: PeeKat: OK, then how about ME, huh?!? Friday-j: Talysman - Bobby condoms repel Bobbies - cool huh? PeeKat: Ice: Nonono...it ALREADY WAS on the list! Animegirl: When Ron gets erect, Ron gets sex. UncleBear: Friday: you will now be smeared with KY and inserted in "Bob's" rectii Friday-j: UncleBear - I already did that. Can't I go in Connie's? It's bigger. PeeKat: PLIL: are you registered? N_X_K: AG:What wit and wisdom? All he does is babble. Killed another of those babbling little shits this morning in fact. RevUni (trashed@ppp123.dreamcom.net) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: RevUni! PeeKat: UNIcoRN! RevUni: Helloo :) Animegirl: UNI! ICEKNIFE: DOLLFACE! Animegirl: Bottomtoucher! BBQ_Skin: Wheegornva! RevUni: HI! UncleBear: Friday- You can go up whoever's rectum you desire, for you have SLACK P-Lil: PeeKat: Yeppers. There is, was, and ever shall be only ONE P-Lil. Friday-j: Oh, that hot rectum of "Connie" wrapped around my knees ... paradise. N_X_K: Uni ICEKNIFE slaps Animegirl around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! GeeCubed: Friday if you slide into Connie, see if my Bultaco Matisse Motorcycly is still parked in there! Animegirl innocuates ICEKNIFE Friday-j: Of course, that's when I go in headfirst. Agent_Wilco Oye uni! Animegirl: Neener Neener! Friday-j: GGG - I think I saw that in Lou a few weeks ago. RevUni: hey Wheez. ;) Animegirl: WILCO! GeeCubed: I knew it was parked in some stinky hole or the other P-Lil: Me go ungh, rubber go ungh, squaw go pow. Agent_Wilco Yeah, I'm here Agent_Wilco kinda Friday-j: It's time for the squid-slapping dance! Rosebrit: UNI! UncleBear: where'd I put the fucking mace... Animegirl: You didn't say hi to me. Animegirl: You will feel the wrath of BONGZILLA! Friday-j: Hi AnimeGirl! Talysman begins dancing lickitysquid. Agent_Wilco Oh, HI ANIME! Rosebrit: ya'll gotta go see Uni's picture on subsite. she's adorable UncleBear: Rubber innertube? I never even kissed her? BBQ_Skin: OK, I need somebody to squeeze my dick with the crease behind their right knee. P-Lil: Anime: Me first! Animegirl: DEENK! BBQ_Skin: bon Lozaga? PeeKat: Lil: Shit, I can't...only golFUR or Devolver can. RevUni: <grin> ICEKNIFE slaps GeeCubed around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! RevUni: damn proud of it to, thank yew Rose. :) Friday-j: BBQ - Frottage? At your age? Agent_Wilco Uni: Is it the new pic? PeeKat: Uni: That's the one witht he long hair, right? Agent_Wilco or the old one GeeCubed: will whoever it is that put their extra dicks in Connie's panty drawer please retrieve them Animegirl passes BONGZILLA to P-Lil RevUni: yep...pigtails and all. ;) BBQ_Skin: Frottage? I don't know frottage from wattage, but I Know What I Like. ICEKNIFE: frottage... french cheese rubbing sex... P-Lil: PeeKat: *shrug* No bigger. Agent_Wilco Creamo wants a nudie Animegirl: MMMM, Fromage. N_X_K: PK:Devolver is gone for about nine months, I hear... P-Lil gets her face zapped by Bongzilla's radioactive breath PeeKat: Don't use the P word...:) Friday-j: GGG - I'm pretty sure I already retrieved all of mine. Animegirl: Devolver was horny with a chick. RevUni: tell Creamo i said "uhhhh, NO." PeeKat: NSK: Why? P-Lil: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RevUni: PK: :P Agent_Wilco He'll pay...! GeeCubed: oh how foolish of me, these are my DICKS Animegirl: Deenk! Friday-j watches in horror as Bogzilla tries on the Moon Pants Animegirl: I have the toddler pouch! Friday-j: GGG - Couldn't you tell by the HEFT of them? Animegirl: I am the coolest! GeeCubed: HEY THOSE ARE stang's mOONPANTS DAMMIT, PUT THEMN DOWN ICEKNIFE slaps Animegirl around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! RevUni: Anime: nuh-uh. ICEKNIFE slaps Animegirl around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! PeeKat: Uni: If you change your mind, I want a CC:! :) ICEKNIFE slaps Animegirl around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! BBQ_Skin: Maybe I should try carrying my bookbag in my foreskin... Animegirl does a jig in her toddler pouch-ed moonpants. Friday-j: GGG - Don't look at me, I'm not touching Stang' RevUni: hehehehe Animegirl: ha ha ha ah! Talysman: BBQ, do you have a prehensile foreskin? Friday-j: Stang's moonpants I mean - have you seen what's GROWING on the inside? Animegirl: Well, Friday, you are so classy, you probably get out of the shower to pee. GeeCubed: BBQ why not just insert it in your rectum and position it for the optimum center of gravity! dad (mtownsend@pool011.Max13.Boston.MA.DYNIP.ALTER.NET) has joined channel #subgenius BBQ_Skin: I.. wait.. HEY! SOMEONE STOLE MY DAMN FORESKIN! UncleBear: Where is Stagolina anyhoo? Friday-j: AnimeGirl - Actually I love peeing in the shower - it's so warm and friendsly and AROMATIC. dad: what's with the ops? Animegirl: Friday - Aromatherapy? N_X_K: dad:Eh? dad: I thought we didn't need no ops on this net GeeCubed: Friday: same stuff that grows on Byron Werner's shower curtain a protein feeding metafungus Friday-j: AnimeGirl - Marking my territory. UncleBear grips Dad in a devestating bearhug by way of greeting BBQ_Skin: GGG: That's what I was thinking, except maybe I'd try a rapelling hookup. Friday-j: GGG - Yes, and a direct descendant of the killer carpet in 'The Creeping Terror'!~ dad: Hey Bear dad: let go~! BBQ_Skin: My feet are fine now, BTW. TheCharlie is now known as TheCharli PeeKat: Dad: Ice just likes to give out ops P-Lil: Ugh, I need a bit more height here. Uno momento. BBQ_Skin: Ah! Does that mean there are frat boys hiding in it? BBQ_Skin: The pools of vomit were bad enough... GeeCubed: where there are frat boys there are generally pools of vomit BBQ N_X_K: dad:Err...kicks/bans still aren't controlled(or the topic), so there's still a need for them, more or less dad: ok BBQ_Skin: GGG: You missed my joke earlier. Friday-j: Meg changed the topic once. dad: so what about these vomit pools, huh BBQ_Skin: Anyone want me to tell my joke again? PeeKat: Dad: What ISP do you use? Friday-j: BBQ - NO! ICEKNIFE has set the topic on channel #subgenius to Sinister Footwear Get yer Sinister Footwear!!! dad: PK: Earthlink Talysman: woah, I missed something somewhere... how did "the Creeping Terror" come up? BBQ_Skin: Too bad, Friday. OK, how many frat boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? N_X_K has set the topic on channel #subgenius to Your pain has been noted. Grab a squid and shut up PeeKat: Earthlink! I KNEW it! ICEKNIFE has to fix EVERYTHING around here... BBQ_Skin: By comparison to mold, Talysman. Friday-j: Talysman - Discussing the fungus among us, growing in Stang's Moon Pants PeeKat: N_X_K! look! ICEKNIFE slaps N_X_K around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! N_X_K: PK:I checked. BBQ_Skin: Frat boys don't screw in light bulbs. Frat boys screw in pools of vomit. PeeKat: SEE? PeeKat: SEE SEE SEE?!? Friday-j looks adoringly at Iceknife's manly silhouette GeeCubed: Stang's moonpants were nasty enough when he got them from Joe PeeKat: SEE WHAT I MEAN? dad: see shat RevJack: Dad's address doesn't contain *earthlink GeeCubed: WHART ARE WE LOOKING AT PEEKITTY????? Friday-j: GGG - Yeah, but he's been horny up against a LOT of chicks since then, and those sperm are just mutating in the heat. dad: what? P-Lil: Shat, the past perfect form of the verb "to shit". dad: it does Friday-j: GGG - Does this text look different to you? TheCharli is now known as RevChucki GeeCubed: gah what a thought mutating stangsperms...sounds like a new Crichton book P-Lil: But since most people don't know that you can say "shat" all you want on the air! dad: is it true that earthlink is run by scientologists? control (~hkolson1@144.92.209.132) has joined channel #subgenius GeeCubed: No friday it looks the same control: Ack! RevJack: Dad, I have you as "mtownsent@pool011.Max13.Boston.MA.DYNIP.ALTER.NET" Talysman: scittan: ich scitte RevUni: are yew toxic? heh control is now known as Animegirl2 BBQ_Skin: Where's siegfried? RevChucki is now known as TheCharlie Friday-j: GGG - "Jurassic Park 2" - The scientists return to the island and find that Stang has FUCKED all the dinosaurs Animegirl2: It's me again! PeeKat: Just see...that's all... dad: weird address... Animegirl2: IRC Demons will not keep me off! BBQ_Skin: Nor Jinn. GeeCubed: right and the dinoraptors are all growing long hair and wearing glasses Friday-j: GGG - And all the dinosaurs had Stangosaur babies RevJack: Dad - don;t be coy you hacker you ICEKNIFE has a picture of a young stang with a semi-nude janet jackson... RevUni: LOL Talysman: I want the IRC demons to beat me off. GeeCubed: send it ice send it pleeze BBQ_Skin: Dad is a haqr G0D. Friday-j: GGG - Fortunately Jeff Goldblum lures them into the electric fenges with a bale of 'frop RevUni: i want to SEE that! hehe Signoff: Animegirl (Read error to Animegirl[144.92.209.132]: Connection reset by peer) Talysman: ... and then I want to herd dinosaurs through the streets. Friday-j wants to see that picture! N_X_K: Friday:He wouldn't bother with Jurassic Park. Feh. You should see the Nameless One's collection up i Tibet... GeeCubed: all except for that tyrannostangus erectus dad: yeah, watch me hack up this big ball of phlegm P-Lil: Ice: Ha! Doubt it. It took YEARS for Stang to start looking good enough to be with someone else, let alone Janet. UncleBear has left channel #subgenius BBQ_Skin: I've got a dinosaur on a stick. It was left over from an old "Doctor Who" episode. Talysman: BBQ: a pogosaurus? Friday-j: P-Lil - I think someone else married Stang because she could see how he would improve with age. SubStang1 (torque@s20.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: Hey, that's not Stang is it? SubStang1 has left channel #subgenius Talysman: speak of the de... err. BBQ_Skin: Oh. Why the hollyberry address? UncleBear (torque@s20.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #subgenius RevJack: In 'n Out kinda guy that Stang Friday-j: Thought not. Talysman: wrong address... ICEKNIFE: yes. Let us SPEAK of the der. dad: well, Stang's quite a haqr too: torque@s20.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com BBQ_Skin: The old in-out, in-out. Friday-j: Not a Stang, but a SubStang - a clone! N_X_K: OK, that should take care of it. GeeCubed: then there's that teevee comedy "I Married Stang" BBQ_Skin: With Melissa Joan Hart? Friday-j: GGG - That's a comedy? I thought it was one of those gory PBS documentaries! P-Lil: Friday: Good point. I still think he's going to look like the preacher from *Poltergeist II* when he gets older. RevJack: NXK - what are you trying to do there? UncleBear: I thought it was "I Married a Pinkboy" ? P-Lil: Poultrygeist II. N_X_K kicks himself in the head for setting the same mode twice BBQ_Skin: CHOMP. dad: Jesus Explains It All GeeCubed: depends on your sense of humah Friday Friday-j: P-Lil - Ah yes, but Julian Beck was dying of cancer at the time, so I hope it doesn't take such extreme measures. ICEKNIFE: I did kinda wonder what that wuz about... Silver_Bowler (rfrguy@RAS15.INTEROZ.COM) has joined channel #subgenius RevJack: NXK - what are you trying to do there? What's up with that? BBQ_Skin: Julian Cope? Friday-j: GGG - I always laughed when the killer whale chucked the sea lion around. N_X_K: What in hell..?! Signoff: Animegirl2 () PeeKat: For some weird reason, he don't want the evil ones watching us on the channel.... GeeCubed: Plil: what do you mean 'when he gets older"???? RevUni: yo Silver! BBQ_Skin: I don't know, but I really hated "Who is killing the great chefs of Europe". UncleBear: My fave is when the leopard runs up and bites the gazelle in the ass Talysman: hell, let the evil ones come! again and again! N_X_K: Jack:Banning Martyr...Unless you can vouch for him BBQ_Skin: My favorite is "The Dangerous Sea". P-Lil: Gordon: I know, it's hard to imagine Stang getting old, the little bratty runt.... Friday-j: P-Lil - Remember, in two years Stang regenerates on the saucers, like Doctor Who! Silver_Bowl hi uni GeeCubed: I thought it was Julian Beck who sprang up and bit Stang on the arse Friday-j: Evil comes! Good!\ UncleBear: I bit Beck in the ass. Loser. TheCharlie is now known as ChasAway P-Lil: Friday: Ooh, is that the new George Romero movie? Friday-j: GGG - Have you seen Julian Beck's TEETH? Stang wouldn't have no ass left! BBQ_Skin: I never figured out the difference between Beck and Jeff Beck. PeeKat: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MARTYR WATCHING US? Sorry...I don't get it... BBQ_Skin: And Beck's. dad: one can play guitar P-Lil: BBQ: There's one big difference--Jeff Beck can play the guitar. UncleBear: One used to have talent, the other never did P-Lil: Dad: Great minds go in circles. Friday-j: One is dead. Talysman: what did Martyr say? or do? dad: lil, beatya RevJack listened to "wired" the other night GeeCubed: I have Julian Becks teeth varnished and mounted on a hardwood base I use them to scrape the mud off my shoes! P-Lil: Dad: Is this a race? dad: I'm a negro Friday-j: GGG - Awww, isn't that special! Talysman bought his first issue of Wired yesterday. what's the big deal? BBQ_Skin: The first time I heard that "loser" song, I was disappointed because I thought Jeff Beck was good. P-Lil: Dad: You WISH. Friday-j: I'm a Yetisinner. BBQ_Skin: Dad: So is Jermaine. BBQ_Skin: I'm a potentially benign entity. P-Lil: Ain't that special. UncleBear is oiling his chainsaw in preparation Friday-j: I'm a knee-grow. GeeCubed: BBQ that wasn't Jeff Beck that was Julian...you really can't tell them apart can you?? dad: all these mode changes are making me tipsy PeeKat: Rose: I think you've gotta use the 'sisrose' nick to keep ops! Talysman: did the server just de-op a bunch of people? by itself? P-Lil: Toe! Knee! Toe! Knee! Toe! Knee! Friday-j: I think it did. PeeKat: Yup...it does that. BBQ_Skin: Yes indeedy. ChasAway is now known as TheCharlie RevUni: hey hey...dont dis on Beck! PeeKat: Cool, huh? Rosebrit: I came on as that right off, but the nick was screwed up so I changed it PeeKat: Beck is VERY cool... P-Lil: Talysman: It's designed to do that. This is a very fascist network. "For The Common Good!" GeeCubed: Beck WAS very cool PeeKat: ROSE: If you change to sisrose, then do an in-out, you'll be opped I betcha N_X_K wonders what the hell is wrong with ChanServ... UncleBear: DOES Beck have the YETI gene? ICEKNIFE: well g3? like it? TheCharlie: the server is being rewritten. They've found that ops and banning have been massively abused, sothey're rewriting everything. PeeKat: Beck has the Yeti gene Talysman: I warned you! check out their webpage... Friday-j: Let's dig up Beck and ask about his GENES! BBQ_Skin: Sigh.. I'm still trying to figure out Tony Levin the stick player vs. Tony Levin the drummer... RevUni: yep he does. dad: Beck's a doper PeeKat: He's making cool, weird music and getting paid a LOT for it. RevUni: but hes a CUTE doper. Friday-j: I could never tell Ingrid Bergman and Ingmar Bergman apart. PeeKat: Yeah, and he's cute RevUni: <Grin> dad: he's real cute too BBQ_Skin: Yeah, well, give me Mr. Bungle any day of the week. RevUni: PK and I have the same taste in men. ;_ P-Lil: Hey, right now I'm not lagged. That's the virtue. Now if only I could change the friggin' topic. PeeKat: SEE! RevUni: :) Talysman: let's ask Beck about Mr. Green Genes. PeeKat: See, Uni? LOTSA people like Bungle! UncleBear: Friday: One was fuckable, the other was a director BBQ_Skin: Ralph Reed's cute too. I don't see what difference that makes. GeeCubed: ICE: foflmao PeeKat: Merry Xmas. :) Friday-j: UncleBear - You can fuck directors. How else do actors get jobs? RevUni: yep! I see that. P-Lil: I prefer listening to Praxis. John Zorn and Bootsie Collins on the SAME record. RevUni: i dont LIKE them. I fucking WORSHIP them. Rosebrit: Bootzilla! BBQ_Skin: Yeah, I've been meaning to look out for that. PeeKat: Yeah, but you're sick. N_X_K has left channel #SubGenius BBQ_Skin: If it's worth anything I think Bungle's the best band of the last decade. UncleBear: Friday: Point! N_X_K (emegas@ppp8.interline.net) has joined channel #SubGenius PeeKat: The rest of us LIKE them...some LOVE them....but you're there to make us look sane. :-) Talysman: Elivs has just left #building. Friday-j: Elves have just left #santa P-Lil: U.sik.phuq ICEKNIFE: Yeah, he kinda reminded me of stang... Talysman: Elvis. PeeKat: Hehehe... Talysman: dammit. RevUni: :) BBQ_Skin: I save strong terms like "worship" for womens' ears. BBQ_Skin: Elvis and his boss. UncleBear: Those are his footprints right here Friday-j: WHoreship of women! RevUni: LOL friday UncleBear: there PeeKat: I save terms like 'warship' for naval maneuvers CTCP SOUND eleft.wav from ICEKNIFE replied GeeCubed: or bill gates even but bill gates reminds me of stangky too Talysman: Elvis and Santa: lesbian lovers. BBQ_Skin: Elvis is not only an anagram of "lives", but an anagram of "evils". Signoff: Silver_Bowler (A hot date with your mom) N_X_K: PK:What's with ChanServ? BBQ_Skin: Santa Dog's a jesus fetus. PeeKat: Whatcha mean? dad: has no presents PeeKat: NXK Isn't it working? GeeCubed: first bad punster doesn't stand a chance P-Lil: Talysman: Yeah, and they both got KNOCKERS that'll knock your skull clean off. RevUni will BRB Rosebrit: in the future BBQ_Skin: in the future. lorelie (jviken@dial4.phonet.com) has joined channel #subgenius ICEKNIFE: Who needs the ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING wav? BBQ_Skin: Not me, I've got the CD. P-Lil: SatanGod aborted JesusFetus. UncleBear: This way, ice! PeeKat: 'You know what, Stuart? I like you...' Rosebrit: Scraping Feotus Talysman: Ice, I'll take it! GeeCubed: mee too icey one BBQ_Skin: But if you have a confinement loaf explanation wav, I could use it.. Friday-j: I'd like the LEGUME RULES .wav, please. DynaSoar (dmcclain@muselab-gw.runet.edu) has joined channel #subgenius Talysman: is it from the Zappa song? N_X_K: PK:Hmm...Nevermind, it's fixed PeeKat: DYNAMAN! Friday-j: Dyna! DynaSoar: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEETS GeeCubed: hey doktor dyno -TheCharlie- DCC Send crapbigr.wav (204.141.117.96) DCC SEND request from TheCharlie (crapbigr.wav 33742 bytes) BBQ_Skin: Dy-no-mite! dad: Dyna, sore? P-Lil: Rose: Good first album, Foetus did. PeeKat: DYNAMITE! DynaSoar: hot DAMN it's hard to get on. PeeKat: Dyna Mite Talysman: Electrowoman and Dynaman? P-Lil: Cheez-its! It's the COPS! BBQ_Skin: You too, eh? It didn't even recognize another.net for 20 mins for me. PeeKat: No shit...took me forever DynaSoar: Hia all GeeCubed: even harder to get OFF nowaday Dyna Friday-j: DynaSoar - I had no problem getting on. What's up? BBQ_Skin: Here, want a bun? P-Lil: Wait. *I* am a cop. dad: took me 15 secs DynaSoar: Taly! Long time. Talysman: howdy, Doctor Dy. ICEKNIFE: Dennis, you old carbuncle! RevJack: Hey Dyna PeeKat: Noooo! Not the choke hold! DynaSoar: anotrher.net was FULL Friday Friday-j wonders if Stang will ever show up so I can leave UncleBear: Electrawoman was palyed by Dierdre Hall, who now plays CON dupe Marlena Evans on Day of Our Lives TheCharlie: not for us, Dyna.. DynaSoar: ICEY *kissies* BBQ_Skin: Doctor D. I am the driver of an underground train... dad: Stang always shows fashionably late Friday-j: DynaaSoar - So much for that "another.net is groovy" theory Talysman: oops. sorry, Ice... P-Lil: Bear: Yeah, and she forsook the sacred spandex. PeeKat: Fuckall...another.net IS groovy! Talysman: ... I just screwed up the transfer... dad: groovalicious BBQ_Skin: Well, it still beats Undernet, if yerz ask me. DynaSoar: Friday: It's just too damn SMALL PeeKat: It shall grow... Rosebrit: make it grow Peekat! DynaSoar: BBQ< what train, where? GeeCubed: but Friday, Dyna...before all these motormouths logged on, around eight pee emmma it was easly cheezy getting on Friday-j: Well, where is subgenius.net? Huh? Huh? What are all my donations going to if not THAT? PeeKat pees on AnotherNet to make it grow dad: Friday: right! BBQ_Skin: I could drive my train to hell and not a soul would know. DynaSoar: G3! ya old rambunctious fart bucket PeeKat: Yeah! I want my SuBgeniusNet Friday-j: BBQ - You'd be driving in circles. Or IRCles. lorelie has left channel #subgenius GeeCubed: Friday: your donations are going into the StangSwissFund dad: I can't believe Stang hasn't set up his own server yet Signoff: N_X_K (Read error to N_X_K[ppp8.interline.net]: Connection reset by peer) PeeKat: Let's yell at him! BBQ_Skin: A triangle. A biangle. LIKE A CIRCLE, BABY! ICEKNIFE: AOL is courting him for that... Friday-j: GGG - No they aren't - I tapped that. Empty as a dead whore's pussy. GeeCubed: that's genteel rambunctious old fart bucket ICEKNIFE: <SIGH> RevUni: hehehe RevUni: AOL? nasty. dad: what does AOL want? Talysman: errr... it takes at least a T3 to set up a server and connect with a net... dad: just his fucking SOUL UncleBear: AOL will be his ultimate downfall into pinkness PeeKat: Control of the world DynaSoar: LIKE A CIRCLE , COMIN' ROUND YOUR HOSUE PeeKat: T3s are cheap Friday-j: AOL wants to be "hip" and thinks Stang can do it, along with Traci Lords the BITCH! dad: my hosue is ripped PeeKat: Traci Lords is not hip. DynaSoar: TRIANGLE, BIANGLE, NO ANGLE< BABEEEEEEEEEE P-Lil: Talysman: A T1 will suffice. Hell, if you're a yellow red bastard you could even use a damn ISDN line. Friday-j: thee's a dog in my hosue - must blow it out. dad: Traci Lords has nice hips though TheCharlie: Traci Lords is too old for me UncleBear: I'm SURE Trice will add to their family-oriented image and content nicely BBQ_Skin: Yeah! All hail Larry Fischer! GeeCubed: VERILY FOR IVAN HATH SITTETH IN THE SEAT OF THE SCORNFUL AND SUPPED WITH THE EVIL ONES RevUni: hehehe Linnea Quigley, tho. Now SHE's fucking COOL. DynaSoar: YES WIL MAN FISHER PeeKat: Who? DynaSoar: er, WILD Friday-j: GGG - So let's spank him until he PUKES! Talysman: WILD MAN! er, man, this is werid. UncleBear: He told me he was courting the MICROSFT NETWORK as well Talysman: weird. grr. BBQ_Skin: An Evening with Wild Man Fischer is one of the five best albums of the last 25 years. ICEKNIFE ALERT! TRACY LORDS REAL NAME IS NORA, OR NORMA... SOMEONE LOOK IT UP SO WE CAN TEASE HER... DynaSoar: PK, a street nut recorded by Zappa, doing impormptu songs Talysman: topic drifts like crazy... dad: Wild Man "Merrygoround" fisher? Friday-j: Stang is so seductive when he goes a-courtin', daising in his hair PeeKat: Microsoft and AOL... GeeCubed: AND IVAN WENT DOWN BEFORE THE POPE OF THE NETLINES AND PAID OBESIANCE TO THE FALSE ONES BBQ_Skin: That be it. DynaSoar: YEs, Merrygoround PeeKat: Oh...never heard her dad: Doo doo doo Friday-j: GGG - IVAN WENT DOWN ON THE PIPE OF THE NETLINES AND SUCKED THE FALSIES Signoff: RevJack (Write error to RevJack[dialin1.annex1.radix.net], closing link) ICEKNIFE: anyone else want the Elvis has left the building wav? BBQ_Skin: Also, I've come to the conclusion that the song-poem "How Long Are You Staying" is one of the best five songs of this century. PeeKat is listening to Dead Milkmen live dad: ok, Ice, send it on down ICEKNIFE: or the pic of a young stang with janet jackson? P-Lil: Traci Lords *is* a bitch, but that's her charm. UncleBear: AND "BOB" SAID, GO FORTH AND GET A TRUE ISP!!! DCC timeout BBQ_Skin: Peekat: You have Dead Milkmen live? PeeKat: Lords can't do music worth a shit GeeCubed: AND SO IVAN WENT DOWN EVEN UNTO THE GOMMORAH OR CLEVELAND WHERE HE DISPORTED WITH THE WET SISTERS BBQ_Skin: I've got a tape from waterloo, 1989, but the quality blows it. ICEKNIFE: anyone else want the Elvis has left the building wav? ICEKNIFE: anyone else want the Elvis has left the building wav? Friday-j: AND STANG SAID, "VERILY, FOR I HAVE NO MONEY, FOR I HAVE SPENT IT ON FROP" AND "BOB" WAS WROTH. DynaSoar: brb -- robot's broke, got to get my own coffee ICEKNIFE: or the pic of a young stang with janet jackson? dad is listening to the Airplane after Dyna's inspiration of last night ICEKNIFE: or the pic of a young stang with janet jackson? Talysman is listening to a crappy rip-off of Let's Make a Deal. PeeKat: Someone smack the IceBot... Friday-j: Ice - You're skipping again. ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! GeeCubed: AND BOB SENT STANG FORTH FROM THE GATES OF DOBBSTOWN, NAKED AND AFRAID IN A WORLD HE NEVER MADE. BBQ_Skin: You know what really gets me? That newspaper syndicated column they have called "Thanks a Million". P-Lil: Oh jeez, it's another cover of "Tainted Love". UncleBear: Where the fuck is Sheik Yerbouti! I can't locate Shiek Yerbouti! ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! PeeKat slaps a Prairie Squid around with an un-debeaked ICEKNIFE!!! Friday-j: AND LO, THERE WERE MANY BOBBIES AT THE GATE, WHO STONED STANG RevUni: hahahaha P-Lil: Hmm. Doesn't suck *that* bad. This is scary. DynaSoar now little boy peep Talysman: BBQ: hasn't that guy spent all his money YET? Friday-j: AND STANG WAS STONED. BBQ_Skin: In which people whine to this rich guy about how pathetic they are and how much they need money and the guy lectures them and sometimes do and sometimes don't send money. DynaSoar: STOP IT SELINA BBQ_Skin: Unfortunately not. P-Lil: And Stang was stoned, verily, and peed on thine heads. GeeCubed: AND WHILE HE WAS BLEEDING SOMEONE ELSE CAME FORTH TO SAVE HIM N_X_K (emegas@ppp8.interline.net) has joined channel #SubGenius Friday-j: AND BEHOLD, HE WENT FORTH AND SLEPT, AND AWAKENED CLAD IN someone else's BATHROBE BBQ_Skin: Sheik Yerbouti's only good for Yo Mama and Rubber Shirt and stuff, you ask me. lurch (lurch@user-168-121-24-156.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined channel #subgenius PeeKat: Lurch is back! DynaSoar: LURCHIFY ME TheCharlie: LURCH! dad: Luuuuuurch BBQ_Skin: Nah, Selina, keep it up. GeeCubed: BUT VERILY SHE CAME NOT IN TIME FOR IVAN WAS CARRIED OFF BY THE HARRIDAN GeeCubed: LORDS Rosebrit: Lurch, the woodiest Talysman: dammit, BBQ, Sheik Yerbouti has some of the best songs! Talysman: FIGHT ME! P-Lil: And his Squid was packed forthwith up his damn ass. Friday-j: AND SOMEONE ELSE RETURNED TO DOBBSTOWN AND PLEADED FOR THE LIFE OF HER SPOUSE ON HER KNEES BEFORE "BOB" GeeCubed: AND KEPT IN GREAT DISCOMFORT ON AN ISN DynaSoar: ROSEY! Didn't see you./ dad: lurch, say something really ridiculous now Talysman: hi, Lurch! PeeKat and damn near anything else! BBQ_Skin: Lemme grab my copy here.. I have been in you- NOPE. BBQ_Skin: Flakes.. NOPE. Friday-j: AND "BOB" MADE HER PLEAD AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN ICEKNIFE: now I hurt someone BBQ_Skin: Broken Hearts are for Assholes- NOPE ICEKNIFE: YOU choose who BBQ_Skin: I'm so Cute- NOPE. PeeKat: ME! TheCharlie is now known as you PeeKat: MEMEMEME! BBQ_Skin: Jones Crusher, Whatever Happened to All the fun in the world, NOPE. GeeCubed: AND BOB RELENTED AND FORGAVE STANG AND SENT G'BROAGFRAN FORTH TO FETCH THE MISERABLE SINNER! PeeKat: meme meme! dad: hey, I see MegaLiz is logged on...but she's being real quiet Talysman: Broken Hearts are for Assholes... FLakes (YES!) BBQ_Skin: Rat Tomago, well, yeah. One out of the first seven. ICEKNIFE: some who it won't make cum DynaSoar: NYES! PREACH me, dobbsdammit Friday-j: AND G-BROAGFRAN WENT TO AND FRO UPON THE EARTH, BUT FOUND NOT STANG MegaLiz: Hi dad. MegaLiz: I"m hatting Stang (Stang@dal170.metronet.com) has joined channel #subgenius BBQ_Skin: Flakes is OK, but not as good as any song on Roxy and Elsewhere. MegaLiz: all steamed up BBQ_Skin has left channel #subgenius Talysman: the REAL MCCOY! PeeKat: I'm not saying hi til he stays... P-Lil: Speaking of the pederast...! dad: steam hat Friday-j: Oops! Time for me to get going now ... GeeCubed: BUT STANG WAS SWOLLEN WITH PRIDE AND STREET FROP AND REFUSED TO ADMIT G'BROAGFRAN TO HIS FILTHY HOVEL UNDER THE ELEVATED TRAIN UncleBear has left channel #subgenius DynaSoar: SHUT UP JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP Ivan's here. Modemac (Modemac@51.cambridge-2.ma.dial-access.att.net) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: Bye everyone! dad: ok, I'm sorry lurch: thanks you are getting veeeeery sleepy. you want to send money to Dallas DynaSoar: NONONONIO DynaSoar: OW PeeKat: Friday: Nooooooo! Stay! DynaSoar: OW Friday-j: Nope, must leave. DynaSoar: OW DynaSoar: OW DynaSoar: OW DynaSoar: TAKE IT OFF you are under my spell MegaLiz: ByeFRI! Talysman: I want BBQ to take back that slurr against Shek Yerbouti. Friday-j: Bye! ICEKNIFE almost smiles GeeCubed: IT'S OKAY FRIDAY WE SAID ALL THAT WAS IMPORTANT BEFORE he LOGGED ON dad: I feel tipsy again DynaSoar: GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MegaLiz: ICE:you bastard! dad: like being hypnotized

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