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9-15-96 #slack IRC Devival (Friday's log -- Stang-kicking Special)

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9-15-96 #slack IRC Devival (Friday's log -- Stang-kicking Special)

Topic for #slack: There's No "Prob" With "Bob" Topic for #slack set by RevJack on Sunday, September 8, 1996 11:30:48 AM #slack: Friday-j UncleBear BBQ_Skin #slack :End of /NAMES list. Mode is +tn Channel created at Sunday, September 15, 1996 8:36:29 PM Friday-j: Here we are! BBQ_Skin: All three of us.. Friday-j: Cowards! UncleBear: Well, WE know how to stick to our guns, don't we? Friday-j: Yeah, WE'VE got the faith, don't we? Friday-j: Don't we? Friday-j: I bet everyone else forgot! RevUni (trashed@ppp123.dreamcom.net) has joined channel #slack RevUni: COOL Friday-j: Hi RevUni! BBQ_Skin: I'm /msging them now. UncleBear: He logged in and out again RevUni: less traffic enstuph. nice. Modemac (Modemac@51.cambridge-2.ma.dial-access.att.net) has joined channel #slack Friday-j: BBQ - Don't tell them! Friday-j: Hi Modemac! RevUni: hi friday! :) Friday-j hugs Modemac PeeKat (~Pkitty@voyager.cris.com) has joined channel #slack Modemac: Ah-ha! BBQ_Skin: Well, everyone but Stang's supposed to know anyway, aren't they? Friday-j: Hi PeeKat! PeeKat: Sigh... Friday-j: BBQ - Right, but don't tell HIM! PeeKat: Is it better over here? BBQ_Skin: Yeah, I won't tell HIM. RevUni: woooohooooo Friday-j gives PeeKat a bite on the neck PeeKat becomes undead Friday-j: Time to talk dirty about Sivet! RevUni: thank you suh. Friday-j: Hey, I've got ops in here! RevUni: hehehehe dad (mtownsend@pool011.Max13.Boston.MA.DYNIP.ALTER.NET) has joined channel #slack UncleBear: So someone go back and go private and wrangle them stragglers! PeeKat: We can ALL have ops in here... Modemac: Uh-oh, we're in trouble... Friday-j: Modeamc - What's wrong? RevUni: psst...friday...its cuz yer cool. huh huh huh.. Modemac: You have ops. Friday-j: Modemac - I just opped everyone. dad: sneaky bastards Ackme (ircle@199.245.121.8) has joined channel #slack Friday-j: I am generous with my powers. RevUni: now we are all cool. cooler than cool. PeeKat: Heh...I'm still monitoring subgenius...it's weird UncleBear declares Modemac ShorDurPerSav for the next 30 seconds Friday-j: PeeKat - Are they crying yet? dad: cooler than Iceknife DynaSoar (dmcclain@muselab-gw.runet.edu) has joined channel #slack PeeKat: My mind is splitting in twain... Friday-j: Dyna!!! DynaSoar: HOT damn we're in TWO places at ONCE Friday-j gives Dyna a kiss and some tips on ironing his pretty dress PeeKat: Dyna! It rules over here! Modemac: That sure puts the "shor" in "SorDurPurSav." Friday-j: Putting the shortening in! PeeKat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DynaSoar: TNX, Friday, I had trouble with the ruffles PeeKat: FUCK THIS! PeeKat: I can't do both at once... Friday-j: Dyna - Do you want ops? Friday-j: PeeKat - Come, STAY HERE. Ackme: Woo woo! DynaSoar: No thanks. RevUni: hehehe i can. im versatile. RevUni: :) PeeKat: THERE! IT'S DONE! PeeKat: Uni: Shuddup. PeeKat: :) Friday-j: Dyna - Try steaming it in one of those really hot hotel showers. Ackme: Now we're havin #slack! RevUni: hahaha UncleBear: If Stang wanders over, somebody kick him BBQ_Skin: Yee-haw! Friday-j serves a steaming platter of Slack to all present RevUni: Id be happy to. ;) BBQ_Skin: Hey, where's a good place to buy a muu-muu? DynaSoar: Bad mojo. dad: I want one of Meg's steamed hats Friday-j: Let's all kick the ratty leathery Stang-ball around the parking lot! DynaSoar: ickypoo DynaSoar has left channel #slack PeeKat: Dyna doesn't like us. :-( Friday-j: BBQ - There were mumus for sale at Brushwood - they're pretty easy to make too, I think. PeeKat whimprs PeeKat is listening to Beautiful South now BBQ_Skin: Mmmmm, I can't sew for shit. Friday-j: Dyna didn't like my ironing tips I guess. RevUni: *** MEGALIZ sets mode: -o DynaSoar RevUni: *** ICEKNIFE sets mode: +o DynaSoar RevUni: *** MEGALIZ sets mode: -o DynaSoar RevUni: <MEGALIZ> OPWAR! RevUni: *** ICEKNIFE sets mode: +o DynaSoar RevUni: hahahaha PeeKat: Not again... RevUni: evil, evil stuff. PeeKat: This is like, what...the ZILLIONTH time that's happened? Modemac: Deja vu... BBQ_Skin: Well, I'm going to serve two masters. Friday-j: BBQ - Get someone to trade you a mumu for a cow. PeeKat: +o -o +o -o +o -o RevUni: i get this funny deja va EVERY GODDAM<NED SUNDAY NIGHT. UncleBear: So what's happening over there? dad: not much dad: just everything Modemac: Well, I'm trying to get this video capture card to work properly... Friday-j: Dad - Is there any way we could be opped over ther? PeeKat: I hate having a million people talking at once... RevUni: <Stang1> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING??? Ackme: We were robbed!!! It's all a trick, a set-up!!! PeeKat: It makes me agoraphobic or something Modemac: ...can save my TV screen (or wheatever's showing on it) in .jpgs of 10-15 K. Very convenient. RevUni: LOL Friday-j: There's more room for each person's Slack in here! BBQ_Skin: Cows? I'm low on cows. PeeKat: I get these panic attacks... RevUni rolls on the floor laughing P-Lil (mitchell@198.185.2.144) has joined channel #slack PeeKat: And just start going off... Friday-j: BBQ - Moom-moo for mumu. Modemac: But unfortunatlely, I just can't get the picture clear enough... PeeKat: Like a CRAZYMAN... Friday-j: P-LIL! P-Lil: Jesus-deep-throat-a-sequoia. TheCharlie (charliec@nj006a-096.cybernex.net) has joined channel #slack dad: He Lil RevJack (revjack@dialin13.annex3.radix.net) has joined channel #slack Friday-j hugs the prettiest girl here RevUni: Stang1> Anybody want to clue me in? Looks like we have a regular sandbox war going on here. Friday-j: Charlie! RevJack! RevJack has left channel #slack P-Lil: Liz and Ice are having a freaking opwar. Modemac: Friday, name a movie you like. RevUni: tee hee. BBQ_Skin: Right. Right. I could trade my old dog hair. P-Lil: Purr. Thank you Friday love. PeeKat: Wonder if they're gonna realize we moved... Stang1 (Stang@dal170.metronet.com) has joined channel #slack Ackme: Who let the Kat in the sandbox? PeeKat: Sorry charlie... TheCharlie: Ah... relief Friday-j: I like Casablanca, and Re-Animator, and Chinese Torture Chamber Story. PeeKat: Uh oh...Stang's here! PeeKat: SHUDDUP EVERYONE! BBQ_Skin: Now ban him. Friday-j: I kicked Stang. PeeKat: Cool... Ackme: ahahahahah!!!! RevUni: Wilco NEVER should have tought me how to cut and paste. ;) Friday-j: How do I ban him? Modemac: Hmm. PeeKat: No, don't ban him...you might forget to unban him. RevUni: i'll do it if he comes back. Friday-j: BBQ - How do I ban Stang? RevUni: and i'll remember to unban him as well. Friday-j: RevUni - We're putting a lot of faith in you to get that guy! BBQ_Skin: Good question- you have to turn on +b mode. BBQ_Skin: Yeah, that's it. RevUni: IM GOOD FOR IT! PeeKat: Oh yeah! You CAN'T ban. Friday-j: I put my faith in RevUni - and find there's plenty of space left over. PeeKat: This is AnotherNet...you gotta have PERMISSION to ban... RevUni: hehehehehe Friday-j: That's OK, we'll just kick him whenever he shows up. Friday-j: Now, about those luscious Sivet thighs ... Ackme: we're the bad kids! RevUni: Stang1> I just went over to #slack and was immediately kicked off... by Friday Jones! PeeKat: Uh...but I can ban him...so can Friday >:-) Friday-j: Locked out of the Church! RevUni: hahahahahaha BBQ_Skin: Yeah, I was just about to quote that. Silver_Bowler (rfrguy@RAS34.INTEROZ.COM) has joined channel #slack Friday-j: I liked kicking Stang. Tight ass, nice target. Silver_Bowl hi all Silver_Bowl he liked it RevUni: hey dumbass Friday-j: Hi Silver! Shine on you crazy Bowler! RevUni: get back to that toolshed. talysman (talysman@ppp-206-170-170-18.scrm01.pacbell.net) has joined channel #slack PeeKat: John! RevUni: :) Friday-j: Everyone want ops? talysman: hi! Ackme: Weeeeeee! talysman: ... what Silver_Bowl well so we're about cum? talysman: ... is BBQ_Skin: I got ops.. thanks. Silver_Bowl cum Silver_Bowl cum Silver_Bowl cum Silver_Bowl cum TheCharlie: Sorry.. I'm back. Hard drive went nuts... did a virus check talysman: ... going P-Lil: NO OPS. NO FREAKING OPS. talysman: ... on? RevUni: LOL PeeKat: Okay. NO OPS! Friday-j: Spurt! Shoot! Ooze and Squirt! dad: ops not necessary PeeKat: Taly: We moved PeeKat: Taly: We kicked Stang LilOne (~fbl@dns126.nettally.com) has joined channel #slack RevUni: did you like my answering machine message, Silver? hahahaha Silver_Bowl yea Friday-j: And we'll kick Stang agin! LilOne: hey everybody! Silver_Bowl it kept my attention Friday-j: LilOne! Love love love! Silver_Bowl so much that i didnt know what to say when it was done PeeKat: Their channel is +n! We can't send messages there! RevUni: "...a tiny little catholic boy says, "cum! cum! cum!" PeeKat: :-( LilOne: FRIDAY! BABY! Silver_Bowl hold on Silver_Bowl I'll change it Friday-j gives everyone a hug Silver_Bowl there talysman Hugs Friday back. LilOne: ooo, I just love group hugs Silver_Bowl now its -n PeeKat: You fixed it, SB? talysman: Thanks! LilOne: gets me all warm and fuzzy inside Friday-j: Silver is truly a powerful fellow. PeeKat: Shit... Friday-j gives everyone in #slack a peek at her cleavage Modemac: Whew! PeeKat 's eyes fall out Friday-j: Modeamc! P-Lil: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. LilOne: mine is bigger tahn yours LilOne: ahhahahaha RevUni: oh my! BBQ_Skin: ooooh.. purple... Silver_Bowl well you know I'm hung like a horse too Stang1 (Stang@dal170.metronet.com) has joined channel #slack BBQ_Skin: Uh, Stang left. talysman drools in amazement and tries to count tne myriad nipples. Modemac: Thats-a me, Friday... LilOne: why was I deopped? RevUni: LOL P-Lil: Friday: You were RIGHT about the... TheCharlie: as an experiment.. Stang1 (Stang@dal170.metronet.com) has joined channel #slack RevUni: he isnt feeling well liked this evening. Friday-j: You are now opped. P-Lil: Oh FUCK. -Modemac- DCC SEND test.jpg (199.70.37.51) DCC SEND request from Modemac (test.jpg 7813 bytes) LilOne: let me know when you do that. you don't want to get this girl pissed BBQ_Skin: Tenacious bastard, inne? Stang1 (Stang@dal170.metronet.com) has joined channel #slack _SheKat (Rider@frd-as5s46.erols.com) has joined channel #slack _SheKat: hahahahah RevUni: hahahaha LilOne: hehe Ackme: Oh "Bob" I love it!!!!! BBQ_Skin: Make a macro, Friday.. P-Lil: That fucking tears it. You want to talk to me? Message me. I am getting too fucking fed up with the IRC bullshit. Friday-j: Man. how can I type and kick at the same time? P-Lil has left channel #slack Stang1 (Stang@dal170.metronet.com) has joined channel #slack LilOne: SHE LilOne: HEY YOU! talysman: NetSchism! TheCharlie: why is Stang getting kicked anyway? Loki (DarkTal0n@pm1-27.jax-inter.net) has joined channel #slack _SheKat: HEY YOU! Silver_Bowl hey loki RevUni: this is so bad. ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ppp17.lanminds.com) has joined channel #slack UncleBear is rolling on the floor of his cave laughing! BBQ_Skin: Yes? Loki: hola RevUni: hehehe Friday-j: We all love to kick Stang! He bounces so nicely! LilOne: because, Charli, you pissed everybody off Ackme: It's the Icons that cause all the trouble dad: I guess I just don't get this Slack thing after all SLEEZOH (~gggor@dialup-01-018.austin.io.com) has joined channel #SLACK Friday-j: Hi GGG! Silver_Bowl hehe LilOne: got out of subg. LilOne yawns BBQ_Skin: Snot twat. PeeKat: G^^^! SLEEZOH: WHAT THE FUCK IZZIS Friday-j: This is the Stang-Free channel! _SheKat: yes you do Ackme: G^3! Silver_Bowl thas right PeeKat: All stangfree, all the time...:) Loki: hey lil, I got Iphone to work.. "Gee, whast manual activation?" SLEEZOH: WELL STANGKY ASLREADY GOT HUFFY AND WENT HOME _SheKat: same here lilone Friday-j: Sleezoh - Good! Teach him a lesson! BBQ_Skin: > *** Stang1 has been kicked off channel #subgenius by ICEKNIFE BBQ_Skin: > (ICEKNIFE) talysman: well, I'm off... see everyon later... ICEKNIFE: I just kicked him AGAIN! Friday-j: Bye Talysman! _SheKat: ouchhhhhhhh Friday-j: Keep kicking Iceknife! talysman: BYE! _SheKat: see ya PeeKat: Rider? Hey... Signoff: dad (fuck yer irc) PeeKat: Bye Taly! _SheKat: take care Friday-j: SheKat - Enjoying the ride? talysman vanishes in a mysterious black hole Silver_Bowl woohoo CTCP SOUND c:\mirc\silvr.wav from LilOne replied ICEKNIFE: ok, I'll kick ICEKNIFE!!! _SheKat: hello PeeKat Loki: nighty night Silver_Bowl turmoil in Dobbstown ICEKNIFE has left channel #slack PeeKat: Sheeit...this is breakin down... Friday-j gloats over the chaos she has caused talysman has left channel #slack -Modemac- DCC SEND test.jpg (199.70.37.51) DCC SEND request from Modemac (test.jpg 7813 bytes) Friday-j: When this channel goes I GO! SLEEZOH: JUST A SIMPLE IF STUPID QUERY ARE WE MAD AT STANG...IF SO TELL ME WHY SO I CAN JOIN IN CTCP SOUND c:\mirc\iamgay.wav from LilOne replied RevUni: <Stang1> Iceknife... I will destroy you if that happens ONE MORE TIME. BBQ_Skin: Shit, is this discordia or what? Ackme: Great chaos, Fri! _SheKat holds Lilone's hand Silver_Bowler gives friday a pat on the back _SheKat: hahahhahaa PeeKat: HAHAHAHAHA! RevUni: hehe PeeKat: We have POWER! LilOne: Uni, what's been happening in your life since I last talked with you Loki: run ice, run!! Friday-j: Iceknife - C'mon, let ME kick him! Silver_Bowler digs the tension CTCP SOUND c:\mirc\netgirls.wav from LilOne replied UncleBear: Just fucking around, G PeeKat: DARE him to come here again...:) Friday-j: GGG - It's an experiment - can we fit more "Bob" in here if Stang isn't whining all the time? Ackme: Mutiney on the Irc-y Friday-j: Stang's hair is clogging the feed. SLEEZOH: SOUNDS LIKE A HELLISHLY REASONABLE PREMISE TO ME FRIDAY BBQ_Skin: Stang gets all the abuse. LilOne: Loki, didn't even see you there. How are you Silver_Bowl hehhe PeeKat: Who's on here anyways? _SheKat looks at loki UncleBear: Modemac just opped Stang BBQ_Skin: He's been opped on #subgenius. PeeKat: SHIT...we've got enough people... Silver_Bowl its so lost in there Friday-j: Modemac! How could you? Loki: Lil: scroll up.. see what I said.. Silver_Bowl hes pist _SheKat: ouchhhhhh RevUni: yep, he sure is... Friday-j: Now let us speak of the truth of "Bob", without the obscuring Stang in the way Loki: oh yeah.. damn, stang needs to get laid LilOne: sorry, loki. didn't see it. forgive me Modemac: Just being fair to all. Loki: Lil: sokay. how ya doin? Friday-j: Should someone send a card to someone else, suggesting it's time to lube the ol joint? _SheKat: Stang does hummmmmmmmmmmm UncleBear: He just quit IRC Modemac: Hmm. Methinks he lost his patience. LilOne: pretty good. Rider and I tried iphone but kept getting disconnected. don't know what went wrong SLEEZOH: YEAH HE'S ALL POUTY NOW LilOne: mine worked fine yesterday LilOne: I think it's something Mr. Rider did. hahaha _SheKat: sure it did hahahahhahaha Loki: I think "Bob" hates stang, I think "Bob" thinks Stang is a fagget Friday-j: About time Stang realized you gotta WORK to stay in with this Church! LilOne: or maybe smoking a joint would help _SheKat: hahahah SLEEZOH: STANG *IS* A FAGGOT Ackme: frop time Friday-j: We respect SLACK! DISRESPECT "BOB"! PeeKat: He left us all. Bummer. _SheKat: ouch PeeKat: Respect ME! RevUni: hehehe Friday-j: GGG - Stang's a faggot but I don't hold it against him. I hold David Bowie against him instead. PeeKat: I give Pink's BRAIN HEMMORAGES *at work*! PeeKat: (literally) _SheKat: Pee are you fired yet Friday-j: I'd enjoy watching Stang and David Bowie ball. PeeKat: Nope. Not yet...:-) CTCP SOUND c:\mirc\iamgay.wav from LilOne replied PeeKat: I hope she doesn't sue or something...<g> Friday-j shakes her booties at #slack SLEEZOH is now known as GEETHREE LilOne: brb PeeKat: Fuck it...it was still worth it. BBQ_Skin: Well, crap, I got work tomorrow. I'm gonna go. Friday-j: GGG - Nothing like a little CHAOS. PeeKat: Sometimes you just gotta PHYSICALLY HURT SOMEONE, ya know? Loki: I cant dop this two window at once shit _SheKat: hahahaha Signoff: BBQ_Skin (Leaving) Signoff: Silver_Bowler (Read error to Silver_Bowler[RAS34.INTEROZ.COM]: Connection reset by peer) Friday-j: Bye BBQ! Come again! _SheKat: yes this I do know Friday-j: I think everyone';s opped now. _SheKat is now known as _Rider Ackme: back in the saddle agin _Rider: there we go DCC timeout Silver_Bowler (rfrguy@RAS34.INTEROZ.COM) has joined channel #slack _Rider: hahahahaha Silver_Bowl woo hoo CTCP SOUND woo.wav from Silver_Bowler replied GEETHREE: NOW I'M REALLY SCHITZY MONITORING TWO IRC CHANNELS AT ONCE Friday-j: Silver returns to the ONE TRUE CHANNEL Silver_Bowl thanky rider _Rider: anytimee Silver_Bowl damn good nite for some good ol southern hostility huh? Friday-j: GGG - Think how IRC will be with MWOWM! _Rider: yes indeed LilOne thinks about the Wild Turkey just sitting there not being drunk Agent_Wilco (PenName@p1dyn2.polaris.net) has joined channel #Slack GEETHREE: HMMMS THAT IS A SCARY RTHOUGHT Loki: Drink it, Lil LilOne: hehe Friday-j: Let's all abuse our nervous systems! Agent_Wilco Damn! PeeKat: Weez! Ackme: poor lil Turkey! LilOne: Rogue would like that. He's out getting stoned while I'm here on the computer GEETHREE: THEY'RE DROPPING OUT LIKE FLIES ON #SUBGENIUS Agent_Wilco there's a slew 'o' folks in here! Loki: Wheeeeeeezer Silver_Bowl hell yea Agent_Wilco Heya loki Friday-j: GGG - You won't sell the MWOWM, but the OFF and MUTE buttons will be worth a fortune! _Rider: yes there is LilOne: WE ARE FAMILY. I GOT ALL MY _____ WITH ME! (you fill in the blank) Friday-j: Group hug! Agent_Wilco the autistic formerly known as wheezer LilOne: Wilco, talk with Creamo lately? Loki: Boy, these fuckers havent seen a good devival in ages, have they? Agent_Wilco Lil: no, I need to call that boy! Modemac: Not since February... Friday-j: Now THIS is a devival - the audeince rises up, takes over the next building, and throws out the preachers! _Rider hugs her friends nighty night she has to go to the warm bed LilOne: here's my number....everybody get your pencils ready.... Agent_Wilco ARM YOURSELVES! Friday-j: Bye Rider! _Rider: bye love Agent_Wilco AWW! Agent_Wilco night rider! GEETHREE: PORE OLE STANGKY LICCKINING HIS WOONDZ Silver_Bowl g'nite rider _Rider: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh LilOne: 555-6969 RevUni: bye Rider RevUni: 867-5309 Silver_Bowl hehehe _Rider: night silver night Uni Friday-j: Stang's been bitching about doing all the work - so when we do it he CRIES. _Rider has left channel #slack GEETHREE: HE'S SO BADLY PUT UPON PORE OLE IVAN Friday-j: GGG - Stang wishes he could lick more than his wounds Ackme: night Rider (I love saying that!) Friday-j: GGG - Poor Ivan. Loki: screw killing "Bob" lets kill Stang instead UncleBear has left channel #slack LilOne: bye rider whereever you are GEETHREE: ACCORDING TO HIS DOG HE DOES LICK MORE THAN THARTT Friday-j: Loki - Don't aim for the head, the hair will deflect the bullet. Silver_Bowl he was gettin awfully miffed tonite Loki: he's back Friday-j: GGG - Is that Beast or Puddin? Silver_Bowl stang is on irc Loki: Friday: lol!! CTCP SOUND c:\mirc\iamgay.wav from LilOne replied Modemac: He's back, eh? Friday-j: Loki - Try to shoot him in the throat or BALLS. GEETHREE: EITHER ONE STANG HAS NO TASTE RevUni: <Stang> Are the stupid fucks gone yet? RevUni: hehehehehe CTCP SOUND c:\mirc\handjob.wav from LilOne replied Friday-j: Keep your eyes peeled - He may try to break in! Loki: I think the balls might be better, they seem huge.. PeeKat: I'm ready, Fri. Silver_Bowl hahha PeeKat: Got an alias. :-) Friday-j: Well Stang, actually we're all gone now . PeeKat: If the stupid fux are gone, the channel must be empty... Friday-j: Loki - Swollen from disuse are the balls of Stang. Ackme: hahahhaha RevUni: <UncleBear> Boss: They're all on #slack now Friday-j: We are SubGenii! We have the right to be stupid! PeeKat: Hehehe... Loki has set the topic on channel #slack to Stupid Fucks HERE LilOne: Who is unclebear? Friday-j: UNCLEBEAR IS A TRAITOR! Stang1 (Stang@dal170.metronet.com) has joined channel #slack RevUni: <Stang1> I'll come back later when the stupid show-off fucks are gone. Friday-j: KILL UNCLEBEAR! Stang1: They aren't on that channel #slack TheCharlie is now known as TheCharli Signoff: Silver_Bowler (Read error to Silver_Bowler[RAS34.INTEROZ.COM]: Connection reset by peer) LilOne: hey stang RevUni: he is bullshit, d00d. CTCP SOUND c:\mirc\iamgay.wav from LilOne replied Loki: hahah PeeKat: Okay, someone else is next... Friday-j: Kicked Stang agin and my foot isn't even tired! PeeKat: Unclebear? Why? Friday-j: Does someone else come in here often? -Modemac- DCC SEND test.jpg (199.70.37.51) DCC SEND request from Modemac (test.jpg 7813 bytes) GEETHREE: NEVER Friday-j: Modemac - I can't get that DCC command to work. PeeKat: Whatsamatta wit Bear? Silver_Bowler (rfrguy@RAS48.INTEROZ.COM) has joined channel #slack Friday-j: GGG - someone else is a very intelligent lady. What's she doing with the fleabag Stang? Loki: boy, what a night Modemac: Hmm. CTCP SOUND c:\mirc\handjob.wav from LilOne replied Friday-j: Ha ha ha! If only Nickie had made it here ... Ackme: It needed something! *Modemac* /DCC GET MODEMAC PeeKat: Yeah...then we could've kicked her off BOTH channels... GEETHREE: fRIDAY: sHE HAS A STRONG URGE TO REHABILITATE THE HOPELSESS I GUESS PeeKat: :-) PeeKat: IRC is stupid. PeeKat: Look at it. Friday-j: Modemac - OK I think that workd. PeeKat: Just a buncha morons kicking each other out of the park. Silver_Bowl yup Ackme: "Bob" is that the truth! Agent_Wilco Yeah, IRC sucks! Friday-j: GGG - COuld you tell her I'm a hopeless case? And that I need lots of hugs and caresses to get better? Silver_Bowl thats what i dig about it Agent_Wilco Fuck IRC! Silver_Bowl yea PeeKat: It's boring... Silver_Bowl CRASS RULEZ Friday-j: Fuck IRC right in the slot fo the 'c'! DynaSoar (dmcclain@muselab-gw.runet.edu) has joined channel #slack Friday-j: Dyna! RevUni: Silver, you peace punk, you. Closing DCC GET test.jpg connection to Modemac Modemac: I wonder if Stang shouldn't have been allowed to stay that last time... Silver_Bowl yea i dont see why we're even here right now GEETHREE: GEEZ FRIDAY I DUNNO I WAS KINDA HOPING THAT THE NEXT TIME STANG IS ON THE ROAD.... DynaSoar: No ops please LilOne (~fbl@dns126.nettally.com) has joined channel #slack PeeKat: It's dumb... Friday-j: Ok Dyna. PeeKat: We can all kick each other around.... P-Lil (mitchell@198.185.2.144) has joined channel #slack PeeKat: And it doesn't get us anywhere... LilOne: and why was I kicked, peeasshole LilOne: thanks friday PeeKat: Just a point, that's all.... DynaSoar: Thanks P-Lil: (,L,) Agent_Wilco You won't have me to kick around forever so DO IT WHILE YOU CAN! Friday-j: GGG - I'll share someone else with you, no prob! Loki: you guys should be happy to know there is now a Subgenius topic on Internet Phone PeeKat (~Pkitty@voyager.cris.com) has joined channel #slack PeeKat: My point exactly. LilOne: the bitch is here! LilOne: hahahahahaha PeeKat: It's a dumb environment... Friday-j: There are MANY BITCHES here! CTCP SOUND c:\mirc\erection.wav from LilOne replied DynaSoar: WHAT point, PK? I can't see one. PeeKat: THAT is the point... PeeKat: It's pointless, stupid...dumb... GEETHREE: THE POINT IS ON THE TOP OF PK'S HEAD PeeKat: IRC, I mean. DynaSoar: IC RevJack (revjack@dialin33.annex4.radix.net) has joined channel #slack PeeKat: I dunno... RevJack: I miss something? Friday-j: Dyna - That the Church must be tested until we find its breaking points. TESTED TO DESTRUCTION IF NECESSARY. PeeKat: I quite regular services... P-Lil: Friday: Guess you found mine. PeeKat: Random interactions are better. GEETHREE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN *IF* NECESSARY DynaSoar: Friday, that proves not a fucking thing. DynaSoar: It serves no purpose Loki: I swear, it's much better when we sit around farting not having to worry about stang and his big ass hair.. P-Lil: Op me again and don't bother me coming back to this channel. Friday-j: What sort of a Church is this if ONE WOMAN can destroy an entire evening's service? Huh? Huh? PeeKat: I helped. Friday-j: P-Lil - Sorry, I thought everyone liked to be opped. RevUni: hehehehe Modemac: Well, you did have help, Friday. GEETHREE: A WUSSY WIMPY CHURCH RevJack: Who destroyed what? Friday-j: PeeKat - Yes you did, thank you. PeeKat smiles GEETHREE: GO BACK TO SLEEP JACK Loki: I came in late.. so I dont know the whole destrction thing gives: Unknown command RevJack: YOU BIG GUYS NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING Friday-j gives Modemac a big hug for hsi help DynaSoar: You people don;t have the slightest idea about power. LilOne: folks, it's time for this old gal to go beddy bye Ackme: a sad, pathetic Church Friday-j: RevJack - Didn't want the Hairy One to find out - sorry! DynaSoar: You can pester people and call it destruction. LilOne hugs all of her friends goodnight PeeKat: THIS WHOLE thing is just silly why bother getting everyone together to hap when you can't even read what's going on and it doesn't get anywhere and it can be disrupted and it's just silly... GEETHREE: HOW CAN WE BE ON TWO IRC CHANNELS AT ONCE WHEN WE AREN'Y ANYWHERE AT ALL??? Loki: later lil.. sleep well Silver_Bowl i think you all should get out more PeeKat: I mean...SHIT...the services have been LAME lately.... DynaSoar: ANYONE can ruin shit. Ackme: 'night Lil! PeeKat: Mainly because we're ALL there... LilOne: thanks, loki LilOne: bye ackme Friday-j: Bye Lil! DynaSoar: BIG FUCKING DEAL RevJack: Friday - huh? PeeKat: Huh? Oh night lil! Agent_Wilco TAKE ME OUT SILVER!!! DynaSoar: It takes NO power at all to shit in the porridge PeeKat: We'r all YAPPING and taking up the screen and it just gets STUPID. GEETHREE: JUST GOOD BOWELS PeeKat: No, ops ain't power. Friday-j: Remember last week? Stang spent all his time dry-humping me! My thigh is still sore! RevUni: bye lil LilOne: bye uni LilOne: c Agent_Wilco bye lil PeeKat: I could 'ruin' the services by posting line after line of bullshit... Silver_Bowl bye lil GEETHREE: THAT WASN'T JUST STANG DRY-HUMPING YOU PeeKat: It ain't power; just something to do. DynaSoar: Right, PK, ANYONE could P-Lil: Is that the way it will be? You guys would rather be assholes than direct what talents you got towards something a bit more substantial? Agent_Wilco PeeKat: Isn't that the point? Silver_Bowl you post line after line ofg bullshit anyway PeeKat: And so I say: IRC IS FUCKING DUMB Friday-j: GGG - Not to neglect your other talents - I think there's still a DENT in that thigh DynaSoar: If you can't DO something, then FUCK IT UP, huh? PeeKat: SB: I nub yew too LilOne: ya! RevUni: lub yew Silver_Bowl well leave GEETHREE: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE PINKBOYKAT PeeKat: G3: Meeting someone. LilOne lubs uni 2 Loki: wubooo RevUni: :) LilOne wubs loki2 LilOne: hahahaha LilOne: bye LilOne has left channel #slack RevUni: lub n wub...hehehe Loki: lubba wub wub Ackme has set the topic on channel #slack to Fubby Wubby Stupid Fucks HERE Loki: now while it's quiet, tell me what happened.. DynaSoar: That's not testing the stregth of the church, just how long people will put up with bullshit. Modemac: Touche, Dyna. RevUni: wookin fah nub, in all the wong pwaces.. Friday-j: Dyna - I thought the bullshit test was a PRIME COMPONENT of the Church! RevJack: Do I need to spank someone? Silver_Bowler has set the topic on channel #slack to You hipa and hopa and you just dont stopa DynaSoar: You thoguht WRONG Friday. Loki: spank me, spank me!! Friday-j: RevJack - Spank Sivet. She never comes here anymore. RevUni: hahahahahahaha DynaSoar: That's\ the test to get IN UncleBear (torque@s20.abq-dialin2.hollyberry.com) has joined channel #slack PeeKat: You BOTH thought wrong...unless you agree with me. P-Lil: Friday: How old are you again? Friday-j: I DON'T AGREE WITH ANY OF YOU. Friday-j: P-Lil - 32. RevJack: PK - shaddap injun boy GEETHREE: WHAT ARE WE WRANGLING ABOUT BROTHERS AND SISTERS...LET SLACK POUR ACROSS YOUR SOULS FEEL THE COOLING SOOTHING RELIEF OF PREPARATION DOBBS Friday-j: GGG - LOL!!! UncleBear has left channel #slack PeeKat: Jack: Don't make me kick you. I have power. PeeKat spittakes Agent_Wilco POWER! RevJack: you have a modem, PK Silver_Bowl Yea! GEETHREE: MY HATE IS SO PURE BECAUSE MY HEART IS PURE AND I CARRY WITHIN ME THE HATE OF A THOUSAND Loki: I think Stang may get kicked off the X-day saucer due to his ego being too much of a weight load on the ship Ackme: Administered Rectally... PeeKat: Jack: Yup...POWER. (I'm being sarcastic, BTW) Silver_Bowler gives wilco the secret devil sign Loki: but hey, thats me Friday-j: Yes! Now GGG can PYROFLATULATE and not worry about setting anyone's HAIR on FIRE! RevUni: nah, that'll happen to ME before it happens to him. Agent_Wilco Bangs his head RevJack: OK PK wish I knew what the fuck was up RevJack: maybe I don't Silver_Bowler fingers uni Agent_Wilco MODEM POWER! RevUni: ooh baybee. PeeKat: Jack: Whatcha mean? P-Lil: Friday: Tell you what. I don't care what you do, and I would like to still be on friendly terms with you, but GOD DAMN IT I am disgusted and I can only guess you don't give a fuck. Friday-j: Everything that can be shaken will be shaken, until only the unshakeable remains. Silver_Bowl damn this is a good nite for it RevJack pokes DynaSoar tentatively MegaLiz (MegEliz@dialin41.annex1.radix.net) has joined channel #slack GEETHREE: WHAT'S UP WHY WE ARE UP LATE AND FILLING UP BANDWIDTH SHOOTING AND SPOOTING INSTEAD OF REACHING AND PREACHING DynaSoar: OW Friday-j: P-Lil - Why should I give a fuck about a STUPID IRC CHANNEL??? Loki: You know, if you have a crank generator.. and you hook it to the phone line, and dissconect the line from your modem and turn really fast, you can fry someones desktop RevJack: PK - I dunno! This is all so confusing! P-Lil: Friday: BECAUSE I AM FUCKING ON IT. RevJack counts his fingers - cool Silver_Bowl ok take a deep breath jack P-Lil: Forget it. Clueless is as clueless does. See you later. RevUni fingers everyone. TWICE. Friday-j: P-Lil - So now there's twice as much FUCKING ROOM - what's your problem? P-Lil has left channel #slack DynaSoar: Gordon, you've been around a while. Is this the view of the newer church members as seen from the founders? Loki moons Uni RevJack fingers P-Lil, regrets it instantly Friday-j moons Gordon to show him her view Agent_Wilco Well I'm pretty damn new to all this and this is what I see from most GEETHREE: IS WHAT THE VIEW DYNA Ackme: Count 'em again, Jack Silver_Bowler streaks through #subgenius RevUni goes blind from all the moonshining RevStupid (~therev@aux167.tulsa.oklahoma.net) has joined channel #slack Friday-j: Who wants ops? RevJack: Ackme - shopuldn't you be out stalking or something? PeeKat: Sometimes people take IRC WAYYYYY too SERIOUSLY... Silver_Bowl yea peekat Agent_Wilco NO SHIT! Ackme: Amen! Friday-j: IT'S ONLY AN IRC CHANNEL GUYS AND GALS!!! Silver_Bowl tell em about it Loki: true, take last night.. everyone was fucked up here DynaSoar: Gordon, a pack of rabid chaos with no coherent operational definition, playing any game and calling it Dobbs'? RevStupid: uh h