9-9-96 (Friday's log)

9-9-96 (Friday's log)

Topic for #subgenius: Meeting Sunday night, be here an be square Topic for #subgenius set by Devolver on Thursday, September 5, 1996 12:01:39 AM #SubGenius: Friday-j P-Lil N_X_K Ackme PeeKat ICEKNIFE AAU_Shuperstar TheCharlie pope1 geegeegee MegEliz Modemac RevJack Agent_Wilco SisRose RevUni #subgenius :End of /NAMES list. Mode is +tn Channel created at Sunday, September 8, 1996 5:14:33 PM AAU_Shupers Hey! Friday! TheCharlie: Friday! Modemac: I was still young and naive and impressionable in the 70s. I was 10 when Star Wars came out. N_X_K: Friday P-Lil: Hey Friday! *hugs* MegEliz: Quit whining PK Nobody is lagged! ICEKNIFE: Friday, you crusty old bandersnatch! Friday-j: My "Bob"! What a crowd! geegeegee: Friday...how nice rub against you digitally Modemac: Hey, Friday. GGG here actually sold GRIT. pope1: o secs megalz (damn) pope1: megaliz ICEKNIFE: I sold Burpee Flower Seeds Friday-j: GGG could sell Grit to a grit-excreter, I'm sure. TheCharlie: I was a bell ringer... AAU_Shupers But I didn't really enjoy the '80s ICEKNIFE: Did a VERY brisk trade in Morning Glory and Baby Hawaian Woodrose geegeegee: hey I only did it for a summer, then I got counciling and started going to sunday school and hanging out with allthe right kind of people and that bad habit never returned Friday-j: Can't buy Morning Glory around here anymore. Hafta pick it wild. RevJack: PeeKay - 3 secs on you now. Way to catch up! What you burning in that thing, Nitro or something? AAU_Shupers I'm wearing a button-down white shirt that I haven't ironed in the two years I've owned it. Friday-j: Hi P-Lil! Kiss kiss! Modemac: 3G: So when did you start hanging out with all the WRONG people? PeeKat: Grumble...you're still coming through in bursts, guys. P-Lil: GGG: You're single-handedly responsible for every gritty bit of spinach I've ever had, you know this? N_X_K: IK:The very thought of the name "Burpee" makes me think of something that pinks would find obscene TheCharlie: friday.. we can ship you some, but you hafta meet the boat at midnight... PeeKat: Okay, let's catch up... RevJack: Hey Friday! Flonk Flonk! AAU_Shupers Change servers? Modemac: Try another server, PeeKat. Works fine here. AAU_Shupers It makes me think of diapers. P-Lil: Friday: Smooches! PeeKat: Uni: Yeah, I heard...sucks! Oh well, his loss. PeeKat: Lil & Friday: Hey! What the fuck's up? Friday-j: Charli - Thanks but it grows wild EVERYWHERE here. AAU_Shupers SPAZMO! MegEliz: brrb CTCP SOUND con3.wav from ICEKNIFE replied P-Lil: PeeKat: What do you mean? AAU_Shupers (uh, it's a term of extreme affection.)( Friday-j: PeeKat - My fuck is currently sideways, thank you for enquiring. PeeKat: Uni and All: I'm not lagged...there's just a bottleneck somewhere that caused a blockage followed by a burst. TheCharlie: ICE ... lighten up your HD a little.. I don't have this stuff... RevJack: I left my fuck in Canarsie AAU_Shupers I've had NO fucks at all for 20 years.. but I'm trying to change.. P-Lil: SubGenius chat without lag. Ugh. Where's the toilet? RevJack: Lil - LOL AAU_Shupers I did have a transcendent spiritual experience while beating off the other day, though.. P-Lil: VERTIGO! VERTIGO! I'm getting *queasy*...! Modemac: I think 3G sold it. TheCharlie: I think I used up 20 years worth of fucks in my 20's .. PeeKat: I thought beating off WAS a transcendant experience... RevJack: Better than sex! Friday-j: Beat on! Beat off! The Beater! AAU_Shupers This went way beyond wank, wank, wank, squirt, that's for sure. pope1: http://204.157.139.14 PeeKat: AAU: I know whatcha mean, actually... P-Lil: Ah, sex, a topic I can appreciate. Friday-j: Try wank, squirt, wank, squirt, wank for a change. P-Lil: I'm like a camel. I go for ages without a drop, but when I stop to drink I guzzle. geegeegee: Modemac: I got to the US spent my first summer selling Grit and learning to be a merkin and then when I got into high school I found that there were two kinds of girls who hung out with two kinds of guys...jock or black leather-jackets hoodlums...the girls who ran with the hood looked a lot cooler...Itook my Grit money, bought a lether jacket and a pair of Sear and Roebuck engineer boots, applied the grease to my hair and crossed into the g RevJack: good god GGG AAU_Shupers In fact, all my be3ating off has been better in the last couple weeks. PeeKat: AAU: Ever read my rant about the andgasm? (Insert PLUG for WEBSITE here)...that was inspired by a trancendental masturbation experience... Friday-j: GGG - You were a merkin! Cool! Could I wear you sometime? AAU_Shupers I'm a GUY, Friday! I can't DO]Fc?x thaat! AAU_Shupers Yeah, it was damn neat. AAU_Shupers PeeKat, I mean. P-Lil: I'll take a week off, meet up with someone, and fornicate for a week straight. Friday-j: AAU - Try it, you'll like it. RevFink: hi PeeKat: AAU: Sure you can! Just slow down the tempo a bit. P-Lil: GGG: Just like the kid in Grease 2!!! RevJack: howdeedo AAU_Shupers Well, I can't exactly rant about it, because it's not expressible in words right now. PeeKat: Then gradually speed it up. RevJack: Make it last N_X_K: GGG:How long did you get away with it before they found you out and revealed for what you were? PeeKat: Pretty soon, you'll be up to wanksquirtwanksquirtwanksquirt speed AAU_Shupers All kinds of thoughts were rushing tyhrough my head that I never thought of by myself. Friday-j: RevJack - Do you forgive my slurs on your family made earlier this week? geegeegee: Friday: Sure and you know what, if I had magical powers I'd turn myself into your panties ma'am RevJack: Dave, nono, don't do it NOW AAU_Shupers See, the problem is, I get these sores on my Dworkin. TheCharlie: JACK! Friday-j: GGG - You DO have magical powers, GGG! Why, my knees, they're moving farther and farther apart as though by magic! RevJack: Friday - I think I missed that. Anything good? PeeKat: AAU: So change it out every once in a while TheCharlie: AAU ... you should TAKE OFF the gloves first... AAU_Shupers Change it out? I don't get your drift. Friday-j: Jack - Are you still the mother of your father or what? PeeKat: Remove the old one, put in a new one. PeeKat: Comprendez? AAU_Shupers I don't even wear gloves, man. It's just the extreme abrasion that does it. Hurts hell of a lot. geegeegee: what you mean they still haven't found out....I learned the true secret of success from those guys and how to steal gas, go to mexico and get drunk...what else was there at age fifteen Friday-j: AAU - Try Stang's Butt Butter - makes everything go soooo smooooth ... RevJack: Ah that. Truth don't hurt! PeeKat: AAU: You're supposed to use lube... AAU_Shupers Yeah, I've been thinking I should try some sort of lubricant.. RevJack: ME BIG BOY ME NO FRAID LITTLE GIRL ICEKNIFE: a MARTYR! KILL it!!!! Friday-j: AAU - The best naturally secreted lubricant is actually snot. Modemac: It's a lot harder to go to Mexico when you live in New England. geegeegee: Maybe thirty weight canola/avocado oils TheCharlie: AAU ... try Soft Scrub.. it'll get yuo clean at the same time. AAU_Shupers Yeah, that's great, I've got a hell of a cold right now. Modemac: And going to Canada just doesn't have the same kind of thrill to it. RevJack beats his chest AAU_Shupers I'll try it tomorrow. martyr: martyr hucks a stone back at ice! PeeKat: Yeah! Kill the martyer! PeeKat: No, like this... N_X_K: Careful, this Martyr's from Earthlink. geegeegee: that's because you guys don't drive fast enough Modemac PeeKat hucks a stone back at matyr martyr: ouch... Friday-j: GGG - We do have the thrill of international waters through. PeeKat: Cool! "A preacher in town for a sermon was gunned down in St. Pete" - The News geegeegee: Oh foo I can get an enema any time AAU_Shupers See, in this case I think Jocelyn Elders really COULD have helped me. Friday-j tickles the martyr on the tip of its chinny-chin-chin Friday-j: GGG - International fizzy waters perhaps? martyr: martyr huffs and puffa, etc. martyr: puffs geegeegee: Dobbsalmighty my screen is bursting with spurts of postings, like Stang Friday-j: Martyr - what are you puffing? PeeKat: Pffa the magic dragon... AAU_Shupers Soft Scrub? SOAP! Why didn't I think of that? PeeKat: Dr. Bronners! Friday-j: AAU - Try Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap! AAU_Shupers OK gang, what CD should I put on next? PeeKat: Fri: Great minds think alike martyr: he he friday... Friday-j: Makes you physically and spiritually clean! AAU_Shupers Yes, yes indeed, and it'll get my dworkin clean too! I think I've AAU_Shupers only got bar soap in stock. PeeKat: AAU: KMFDM geegeegee: No try Gordon's All Purpose Ckeanser and GuruPee! N_X_K: Be careful with this one...He only returns (ircle user) in his whois. He's also from Earthlink. I don't like the notion. AAU_Shupers Kill Mother Fucking Depeche Mode? Keine Mitleid Fur Die Mehrheit? AAU_Shupers No, I have keine KMFDM. Friday-j: AAU - Got any Indian Rope Burn? RevFink: no kmfdm AAU_Shupers ,)|No indian rope burn. PeeKat: yes kmfdm martyr: whats the prob nxk? geegeegee: Kiss my Fenian Derriere RevFink: gun club...you wanna listen to gun club AAU_Shupers What afraid of Charlie Chan and the Clam Scam? PeeKat: Zoogz? AAU_Shupers No gun club either. AAU_Shupers Ah, I do have herr rift. Just eine minute... PeeKat: Yeah! Zoogz! pope1 is now known as GunGuy N_X_K: martyr:Nothing much. You DO have an idea at whom Earthlink Network is owned by, correct? Friday-j: Play it REALLY LOUD so we can hear it! PeeKat: Wait...I can't hear it... RevFink: GUN CLUB PeeKat: NXK: Who cares? martyr: no, who? MegEliz: Hey. Carol Burnett looks GOOD. AAU_Shupers Hold on.. I'm dropping MURDERING HELL'S HAPPY CRETINS in the tapedeck.. Friday-j wonders if PeeKat was part of the same clone batch that produced her MegEliz: Bad dress though. PeeKat has a BRILLIANT fucking idea N_X_K: PK:Paranoia is your friend, as is Full Deniability PeeKat goes and puts on his own ZR tapes AAU_Shupers PK: I keep expecting a D at the end of your name. Friday-j: PeeKat - Yes, put the dick in the pussy and fuck it! A brilliant fucking idea! N_X_K: martyr:Oh, it's nothing important. Forget it. geegeegee: man I just realized...howcum I didn't notice it before...Zoogs spelled backwards is Sgooz...I bet Stang doesn't know! ICEKNIFE: bbl in 10 PeeKat: AAH: Uh...why? ICEKNIFE: YOU FUKWITZ! P-Lil: .ctcp steal Modemac slack.o MegEliz: LOVE YA ICE! ICEKNIFE does the pixies dance and vanishes Friday-j: GGG - Is that spelling thing some Doctrinal point? AAU_Shupers PK.....D.... uh, get it..? PeeKat: NXK: Nothing to be paranoid about... Modemac: No such luck, P-Lil. PeeKat: PKD? No, I don't. Please explain. RevJack notices that his computer is making a VERY BAD NOISE geegeegee: friday...what about my thing?? AAU_Shupers Well, see, I'm a dickhead. P-Lil: No slack, Modemac? N_X_K: PK:Very well, then... MegEliz moves away slowly GunGuy is now known as pope1 Modemac: You can't take my Slack away from me. pope1 comes a little closer... AAU_Shupers I mean, Phil K. Dick. Friday-j: GGG - Well, your name spelled backwards is still GGG. Your thing is gniht! MegEliz agrees that Dave is a dickhead DynaSoar: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEETS N_X_K: DS RevJack: Yo Dyna Friday-j: You can't take Salck! You can't take Slack from meeee! MegEliz retracts that too late SisRose: Dyna!!!!! AAU_Shupers Woooh??oohoooo!!!! PeeKat: Oh...who's that? (PKD) Friday-j: DynaSoar! Ackme: maestro geegeegee: Friday: So you Know????? AAU_Shupers Steer? Modemac: Duck - it's the SubGenius Police... MegEliz: DYNANANNANAN! DynaSoar: *kissies* all RevJack: Meg's retracting before our very eyes PeeKat: DYYYYYYna! TheCharlie sings Someone's in the kitchen with Dy-na... someone's in the kitchen I know-ow-ow-owwww geegeegee: hey dinosauer AAU_Shupers Butt-kicking author. Man in the High Castle. UBIK. Flow My Tears... Friday-j: GGG - I've had some conversations with IS that I can't repeat here. Modemac: Bleah. Not only is he DynaSoar, he's got DynaSores. RevJack wipes his forehead off SisRose: DynaTown, my Dynatown MegEliz: UBIKquitous AAU_Shupers Him too, eh? RevUni: Fink, are you THERE? AAU_Shupers Dyna: They've been explaining the concept of lubricant to me.. RevJack: "How lovely are your blanches" RevFink: I am HERE Uni! AAU_Shupers VALIS, of course... RevUni: KEWL! Friday-j: My Dyyy-na lives o'er the ocean, my Dyyy-na loves o'er the sea ... geegeegee: oh you're all nothing but a pack of cards!!!! RevFink: blasted away message MegEliz: Valisimo! RevUni: :) AAU_Shupers I'm the seven of diamonds. DynaSoar: AAU: Social lubricant, or otherwise? AAU_Shupers No, like Dr. Bronner's. RevFink: I'm looking for a good place to insert my personal wit AAU_Shupers See, I get all these sores on my dworkin... PeeKat: Argh...too damn busy in here! Friday-j would like the figure of a flamingo TheCharlie: I'm telling ya... SoftScrub... AAU_Shupers It's all my fault. Maybe. RevJack laughs at PeeKay Friday-j: AAU - Pour some hydrogen peroxide on your Andrea, should clear her right up. Friday-j: Off with their Slack!

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AAU_Shupers HAL? IBM? RevJack: Fink - tell it to knock it off it irritates the spoo outta me F-jones: Great! Now I'm here twice! AAU_Shupers Welkommen zuruck, Freitag! MegEliz: Whassa banana nut anyhow? RevFink: She loves those things nheeghee: Bananas don't have nuts DynaSoar is plotting begin crunt ameliorated transmoids. AAU_Shupers I still haven't listened to those zoogz tapes through headphones.. F-jones: Hey - my modem died and now I'm here twice. How do I eliminate the other me? AAU_Shupers but the ones on my stereo are still too short. MegEliz: Friday can't kick herself. Hmm. Signoff: Friday-j (Read error to Friday-j[mfd-dial4-18.cybercom.net]: Connection reset by peer) P-Lil: But if I need to talk to Friday, which one will ANSWER? And can I believe what I am told? RevFink: Yeah only those mysterious ones Sara Lee breeds do F-jones: THANK YOUUUU! RevJack crenilates Dyna's armiphlages P-Lil: There's my answer. AAU_Shupers OK, there that one goes. Modemac: Like that, I guess... TheCharlie is now known as JHVH-1 DynaSoar: OOOOOOOOOOOO that tickles Jack. AAU_Shupers Does anyohne here have a harmonium? RevJack: LOL AAU_Shuperstar is now known as Clarence_Hilliard N_X_K is now known as Bohandas nheeghee: welcome back to the slidezone fridy F-jones: If both of me answer somebody tell us MegEliz: Ever log in to see yourself a few minutes before, Friday? DynaSoar: How about ma butt harmonium? Clarence_Hi EVERY MAN IS A SUPERHUMAN BEING! Clarence_Hi PLEASE BELIEVE ME! DynaSoar: PLOINK PLOINK struuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum F-jones: MegEliz - Never had. Modem just died, didn't even warn me! Bohandas: I am nothing compared to myself. P-Lil: Dyna: You stole that from RRich. RevFink: Hey Bubba nheeghee: How about your butt, harmonium??? Bohandas is now known as N_X_K Clarence_Hi I think a harmonium is more like a piano. DynaSoar: wHO'S rrICH? Clarence_Hi It's not really something you ploink. F-jones: Ahhhh ... the harmonies of the butts ... JHVH-1 is now known as THeCharlie RevUni: BUB PeeKat: Martyr's rich! MegEliz: Fri: that was the real beauty of lag! Rev_Bubba: uni...hey nheeghee is now known as NuuNuu RevJack loves having an excuse to miss most of this - too fast is not fast enough SisRose: now we miss the lag DynaSoar: goddam capslock stupid ibm keybord MegEliz: Dyna; wHOS tYPING? THeCharlie is now known as TheCharlie Clarence_Hi I never got to be lagged. F-jones: Hey, can I change my name back now? Clarence_Hi CAPSLOck? RevJack: I don't miss the ferschlugging lag SisRose: no more frenzied pingin' TheCharlie: hey! friday's back! Hi Friday... Clarence_Hi Jawohl, fraulein Jones. F-jones: This is online preaching at WARP SPEED! MegEliz: Fri: try it! Modemac: The lag wasn't the problem - it was the netsplits. DynaSoar: DON'T TEASE. I'm CRIPPLED without my Apple Clarence_Hi Well, that's about how I type anyways. PeeKat: I'm too tired for this to be this fast! EVERYONE STOP TALKING! P-Lil: Dyna: Founder of alt.fan.butt-harp, alt.sex.bondage regular back in '91-93. Clarence_Hi I didn't even NOTICE any netsplits.. RevJack: Rose - I'll always ping ya if you're feeling wistful NuuNuu is now known as I N_X_K: Jack:There's lag around here, too...But only when one of the sarvers crash....That only happens about once a year, though... MegEliz: I put my apple on my head Clarence_Hi I would be there, but I never feel like I have anything to say.. F-jones: MegEliz - I shot off the apple! Rev_Bubba: apple cobbler...hmmm..brb I is now known as i DynaSoar: P-Lil. IC. Harp =< harmonium RevJack: NXK - PeeKay was lagged earlier on - 180 secs MegEliz: Good shootin1 Modemac: Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess that I cannot take away. F-jones: I is indeed i MegEliz: APPLESAUCE TIME!!! Rev_Bubba: i thot harmonium was an inert gas.... TheCharlie: -----------------------------------------> Clarence_Hi Modemac: Where's that from again?? F-jones: Modemac - May I possess you? Prepare to hurl pea soup! MegEliz: MODE: HA! i is now known as jay N_X_K: Modemac:I ought to use that line more often than I have... Modemac auctions off F-jones' virginity. SisRose: the fruited brain of darling Meg F-jones: Clever Modemac can quote "Raiders of the Lost Ark"! RevUni: ICE! PeeKat bids two squid N_X_K: reIK TheCharlie: I bid... no, I'd better not.. Rev_Bubba: i'd bid next to nothing but i already owe that much out.... F-jones is dismayed to be sold off for pocket lint Clarence_Hi Uh, I'll give away that tape of my brother barking like a dog to a devo song... MegEliz: ICE SNUUGIMS! PeeKat: bonjour herr iceknife DynaSoar bies two squid too RevJack files his molars DynaSoar: BITES dammit MegEliz tickles ICEKNIFE with sharp objects Clarence_Hi And I'll throw in a Frank Pahl CD... SisRose: yes please ICEKNIFE: op me jay: I'll see those Squid and raise you trout RevJack mocks Dyna's spelling mercilessly Clarence_Hi How about my toenail clippings? PeeKat: You cannot be opped, Ice Modemac: Okay, F-jones, you probably heard enough 'Raiders' quotes... ICEKNIFE: yes, I KNOW, I DON'T CARE! OP ME! pope1 pumps another round into his 12ga. Clarence_Hi Dried up peppers from inside of Papa John's pizza boxes? ICEKNIFE: NOW P-Lil: Dyna: Buttharps are pretty straight forward. Two metal balls, one for each participant's anus, a metal string, and a bow... it's haunting. ICEKNIFE: NOW! F-jones: But wait there's more! With Friday's virginity you also get a Bass-O-Matic! Now how much would you pay? MegEliz: Okay: mocking toenail clippings too. ICEKNIFE: NOW! ICEKNIFE: NOW! RevJack ops ICEKNIFE in parallel universe ICEKNIFE: NOW! ICEKNIFE: NOW! PeeKat opps Iceknife ICEKNIFE: NOW! ICEKNIFE: NOW! ICEKNIFE: NOW! ICEKNIFE: ok TheCharlie dubbs ICEKNIFE the mother of all 'OP's RevUni: hehehehe Clarence_Hi A banjo with the canvas ripped and only two strings? ICEKNIFE does the pixie dance, and SO DO YOU! MegEliz opsides ICEKNIFE jay is now known as Geethree Clarence_Hi The old scabs from my dworkin? N_X_K: IK:FLOOD! Devolver's coming at 7...Hold out until then MegEliz: opsides yo head! Rev_Bubba: mmmm...apple cobbler and cofee...lots of pot..life is grand... Geethree: get thee behind Lou, Iceknife RevJack pokes ICEKNIFE with a pointed stick Clarence_Hi The other Hot Pocket I didn't have for dinner? Modemac: Ah-ha! That explains something. ICEKNIFE: Hey, Dennis is here! Hey, you old Sore! F-jones: Iceknife - And while you're near Lou's backside, might as well ... DynaSoar: ICE ME BABEEEEEEEEEEEE PeeKat: Move in? F-jones: Hold an auction! Geethree: You're right on the top as usual...friday ICEKNIFE: build a YURT Clarence_Hi And here comes the iceknife in the forehead! PeeKat: TOO MANY PEOPLE FOR IRC F-jones: Don't hit my bump Iceknife! MegEliz: Hurt a Yurt RevUni agrees with PeeKat Clarence_Hi Take a course in speed-reading. ICEKNIFE builds a YURT in Lou's butt Modemac: It was Friday Jones who gave Phil Zimmerman the workover that led to the improved PGP 2.0. That's why he called it 'Hardened' PGP. F-Jones would make anybody hard. RevUni: this is way too head spinning F-jones: GGG - You'd be a pleasure to top, I'm sure. N_X_K: PK:Not really...#trax has twice as many PeeKat: FUCK speedreading. I'm tired. I AM speedreading and it's STILL too fast! Rev_Bubba: this is starting to hurt my head Clarence_Hi Yeah, but a hell of a trip. Clarence_Hi Topping AND bottoming is fun for me. PeeKat: DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU. MegEliz: Notice how nobody will FUCKING LEAVE EITHER???? N_X_K: PK:On a good day, I suppose pope1 is now known as {} F-jones: Ahh yes, dear Phil ... my fingers on his prostate made him type faster ... Clarence_Hi Oh, hurt me, hurt me, hurt me. RevJack: God this looks like usenet Geethree: I must be modest but shit yes! Great! DynaSoar: PK< just read random lines. You get the same thing. TheCharlie: well, I'm a fucking genius so I can read it all ICEKNIFE: butt yurtin' in the USA, butt yurtin' in the USA-yyyyAAAAA Geethree: that yurt Clarence_Hi But what about MAKE CA$H FA$T? RevUni: ummmm. Rev_Bubba: dyna...it almost makes more sense that way also... MegEliz DECIDES TO GO WITH ALL CAPS JUST BECASUE RevJack: MEE TOO Clarence_Hi I can't follow the threading too well here. PeeKat: I'm talkin to the channel..."Hey #subgenius! DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!" F-jones: The girl's a yurt. Modemac: FREE .JPG MAILING LIST DynaSoar: I AM DEFINITLEY OVE ATE TEEN F-jones: FILM AT 11 TheCharlie: mee too MegEliz: HAHAHAHHA P-Lil: Friday: You're topping? And fist-fucking? Great god, you're READING MY MIND. Stop it NOW. F-jones: K3WL! RevJack decides to go with the Cyrillic font, just because Clarence_Hi But what if we want to be hurt.... Geethree: Is that like her YET?? Friday ICEKNIFE: yeah, I like ovalteen DynaSoar: Lets HAT! RevJack: wow it looks better RevUni cowers...i aint gettin hurt! F-jones wonders how many of her are IN HERE RIGHT NOW Clarence_Hi Anybody have the ping-pong paddle? And the duct tape? RevUni: :X TheCharlie types in katakana but he can't read it.. MegEliz: WHATCHOO WEARING? Clarence_Hi Don't forget the saran wrap.. {} says: gIVE mE WarEZ DooDz! I aM EleEtE! SisRose a roman true font godgal F-jones: I always IRC in the nude. Makes me sweat too much. Clarence_Hi I told you.. the white shirt I haven't ironed in two years.. and jeans.. Modemac: Not enough, F-jones. There can never be enough of you. {} is now known as pope1 DynaSoar: I AM WERING A IBM KLONME Clarence_Hi No shoes. And boxers. F-jones: Who's got the horse saddle and the trampoline? Rev_Bubba: ibm cologne? DynaSoar: Wearing? WEARING? PeeKat: Ragged, SHREDDED t-shirt and boxers Geethree: Gordon wishes he knew how to make funny stage directions in other pretty colors...somebody tell him or he's going home...spo there Clarence_Hi I can't IRC in the nude.. I don't own my own living space... MegEliz: IM WEARING SARAN WRAP SisRose: bounce me on your knee, Dynaboy F-jones: SWEARING? DynaSoar: *** NIFOC ((( TheCharlie: we're setting records here... Clarence_Hi What color, Megeliz? PeeKat: REALLY shredded...like, TIGER shredded... F-jones: I'M WEARING SARAH WRAP Geethree: MYOB Clarence_Hi Oh yeah, NIFOC, not NIFOK. TheCharlie: is anyone else monitoring the system messages? MegEliz: TOO FOGGY TO SAY FOR CERTAIN Clarence_Hi No. Is anyone logging? pope1: Saran wrap comes in colors? RevJack realizes with horror that his log is "on" MegEliz: I'M WEARING SARA LEE F-jones: Charlie - I'm not getting any system messages. N_X_K: TC:Why? DynaSoar: OOOOOOOO Jack's LOG is ON P-Lil: Yes, Saran Wrap comes in colors. Clarence_Hi Yeah, you can get blue, red, green, fucksia... Geethree: Aw I thought it was Sarah Wrap. DynaSoar: SEND HIM A PIG F-jones: I'M WEARING SARAH CONNOR TheCharlie: cause server neato: just topped 220 users... apparently some record.. RevJack: it's getting BIGGER oh god F-jones: ARE YOU SARAH CONNOR? Signoff: Agent_Wilco (Eaten Alive) RevJack: . RevJack: . _____ RevJack: . ~..~ \9 RevJack: . (oo)_____/ RevJack: . WW WW Clarence_Hi My log is getting there... PeeKat: NO MORE PIGS! KILL PIGS! RevJack: . MegEliz: I'M WEARING BART CONNOR PeeKat: You think "LIKE A STUCK PIG" is just a PHRASE?!? Clarence_Hi Have you seen the little piggies, digging in the dirt? Modemac: Better than Sarah Jane Smith. RevJack: ooh Friday skewered my pig F-jones: Gotta get that accelerator chip for mah HEAD P-Lil: So does pallette wrap. Black pallette wrap. Mmm... black pallette wrap...! Modemac takes shelter from pigs on the wing. Rev_Bubba: holy shit..even in the midst of marijuana induced time distorion, this is still fucking way too fast.... Clarence_Hi Oh, come on, Sarah Jane Smith wasn't THAT bad.. Now when you talk about Mell.. AHHHHHH.. YEEEEK!!!! DynaSoar: GRAMPS! PeeKat: FLOOD TIME! RevJack: oh god, everything will be OKAY NOW F-jones: Shhh! Boss is here! Stop talkin' dirty! Modemac: Stang! Did you know that 3G sold GRIT? RevUni: Stang. ;) N_X_K: Ahh, Ivan! Welcome to the new empire. TheCharlie: STANG! Ok.. everybody quiet.... pretend we weren't talking... P-Lil: Stang! Welcome abored. Geethree: I gootta admit this is fast Clarence_Hi I'm having zoogz-rift induced time distortion. MegEliz: STANKY! RevJack: HEY STANG TYPE LOTS RIGHT NOW OKAY Stang: Wha... I made it? This actually WQORKS??? It WQORKS?? MegEliz: TYPE IN CAPS STANG F-jones: Time to talk about that old bore "Bob" now ... ICEKNIFE: Hiya Stinky P-Lil: Would everyone knock off Gordon selling GRIT? PeeKat: Hey Stang, what's up? PREPARE TO BE FLOODED. MegEliz: THEN THEY MAY HEAR YOU RevJack: YES IS WQORKS MegEliz: OR NOT Rev_Bubba: im not sure what sort of rift im on, but it sure is a cozy ride... Clarence_Hi Stang, get out your colostomy bag and turn on the chrono, uh, slower down thingy.. F-jones: Stang - This is so darm FAST you won't believe it! Geethree: Hey stang this is so fast we can answer your FAQs before you ask them DynaSoar: TyPe In MiXeD cApS F-jones: Stang - Even faster than me! P-Lil: I WAS A BLEEDING BOY SCOUT. HOW DOES THAT SETTLE, EH?!? PeeKat: No lag. No splits. LOTS OF FUCKING TALKING. Clarence_Hi I'm on a Zoogz Rift, that's for sure. PeeKat: "Maybe, just maybe, there's something deep inside my head that's PeeKat: "Pounding, waiting to escape and surface Geethree: Nobody is faster than you Friday PeeKat: "Maybe, just maybe, that something pounding hard is UGLY F-jones: START LOGGING ASAP! PeeKat: "Better left alone than tampered with, and ICEKNIFE: I AM PeeKat: "Maybe, just maybe, I can't hold back PeeKat: "Whatever's trying hard to surface ICEKNIFE: MUCH FASTER PeeKat: "Maybe, just maybe, I'll let it loose Rev_Bubba: i think my rift is smoewhat peruvian at the moment though PeeKat: "And we'll just see what happens, win or lose...." PeeKat: "WITH THE NECESSARY CHANGES HAVING BEEN MADE" (Zoogz Rift) ICEKNIFE: NO FLESH IN THE WAY Stang: God amighty, it is a bit swuft now ain't it. RevJack: STANG IS STARING SLACK-JAWED AT HIS MONITOR RIGHT NOW ICEKNIFE: NAME 5 MegEliz: FRIDAY IS THE SPEED QUEEN Modemac: I've been logging for the past 45 minutes or so. Rev_Bubba: brb gotta roll another Clarence_Hi I gotta get that volume three, and DAMN SOON.... Geethree: Hey Stangky are you there???? are you getting any of this??? F-jones: Iceknife - Most skeletons has 208 bones in their body - do you have 209? Modemac: Well, Stang FINALLY got Slack from IRC, I see. PeeKat: And the monitor is staring RIGHT BACK Stang: This thing wants me to choose another nickname. RevJack: GGG - I'll wager he's getting ALL of it, the poor bastard F-jones is staring slack-jawed at Stang PeeKat: If we all see how fast we can type... Geethree: Only when you talk dirty to him Friday P-Lil: I-Stang? RevJack: Better do what it says, Ivan N_X_K: Stang:Devolver will be here at 9:00 Central to give you all ops. F-jones: Stang-O? TheCharlie: Stang: don't do it... I'll tell you how... PeeKat: Everyone talk dirty to Stang! Stang: How do I change damn nicknames? Lemme see here... Clarence_Hi I never could smoke. Smelled too bad. Made me cough. The one time I tried chewing (this awful cherry-flavored tobacco) I accidentally swallowed some and threw up all over the sink. RevJack: MUD GREASE GRASS STAINS PeeKat: Stang: MUD....CRAP....POOPOO Clarence_Hi Stink: try nick Istang, or whatever. Geethree: Aw Ivan, I love the swaet of your manly loins... F-jones: it's /msg nickserv (something or other) MegEliz: CH: you shoudl smoke so that you may QUIT in GLORY! Modemac: STANG: A useful command for changing names on another.net is: /quote nick Ivan_Stang F-jones: Ivan, I love to swat your manly loins Clarence_Hi oh yeah, /quote nick Ivan_stang, yeah.. N_X_K: He'd better, anyway, or I'll give him the Midnight Pleasure on his ass F-jones is now known as Friday-j RevJack: I'd love to man your loinly swats Modemac: Apparently that only works on another.net - It lets you choose a name up to 30 characters long. Clarence_Hi Damn the sores, full speed ahead! DynaSoar: NYES more COFEEEEEEEEEEEE Geethree: Okay Stang...spread those fewkin' lonz bub! Friday-j: About darn time! They all tell Stang how to do it but not ME (sob) Clarence_Hi So am I Clarence, or AAU, or what? Modemac: You didn't ASK, Friday! DynaSoar: WOOO I'm gonna challenge LOLOLO for ALTITUDIES Friday-j: Modemac - I did so!! RevJack: Dyna, you're giving me bronchospasms Modemac: Guess I missed it. Stang is now known as IVAN_Stang Clarence_Hi Ahhh!!! There's more than a PAGE of people here!!!! SisRose: LOU! RevJack: LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RevUni: lou:) PeeKat: KILL LOU! MegEliz: Fri: we tole ya and tole ya N_X_K: Hmm...Look at Martyr over there, in the corner... Clarence_Hi Lou! Lou lou lou lou louluouluououluouluouluouluou.luouluouluo Friday-j: A MANLY name for the Stangster! MegEliz: LUUUUU! Geethree: jeez I can't believe how fast this fuckin' system is workin'''''GGG amazed" film later DynaSoar: LOULOULOULOULOU lalalalala WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO N_X_K: Lou RevJack: MORE PEOPLE YES WE NEED MORE PEOPLE ljduchez: I am overwhelmed by all this. Clarence_Hi That's me in the corner, losing my sense of balance.. MegEliz: MORE! PeeKat: Everyone, QUICK! HIDE IN LOU'S BUTT! MegEliz: HAHAHHAAHHAAH! IVAN_Stang: Whew... and I thought this shit was hard to keep up with BEFORE! DynaSoar: NOT YET you ain't Clarence_Hi I'm horase dick as hell. MegEliz: PKLOIL!! pope1: Is this healthy... TheCharlie: Stang... someone else already has the name Stang.. Geethree: Berean Papal one your stinky butt was a topic earlier RevJack: NOT ENOGH PEOPLE ICEKNIFE: Hide in ICEKNIFE'S YURT in Lou's BUTT! Friday-j: Faster! Faster! MORE! MORE! PeeKat: Healthy? Shit yeah! Modemac: pope1: I hope not. MegEliz: I'm incoherent with jhoy! Friday-j: someone else is here? WHERE? Clarence_Hi Ohhhh... keep going.. fater.. faster.... faster... Modemac: Lou: We've been talking about your butt for the past hour. RevJack: WE NEED NORE MONKEYS N_X_K: Stang:In some strange case where you have to get into a specific server, too, /quote map will hive wou a list of names. RevJack: . RevJack: . RevJack: . /~\ RevJack: . C oo RevJack: . _( ^) Clarence_Hi There is no other stang.. I don't know why it asked you to change.. RevJack: . /___~\ RevJack: . Friday-j: Lou- Holding that garage sale soon? pope1: Me either modemac.. Clarence_Hi THERE IS BUT ONE TRUE STANG! DynaSoar: Lou's STINKY BUT is Now Open For Business Rev_Bubba: shit, i tried listening to the hour of slack while watching this...my head hutrs very badly now...damn... TheCharlie: there IS another Stang... someone named J. Curry RevUni: spank Jack's monkeee Clarence_Hi Speaking of butts, where can I get plugs for them? Friday-j: Praise "Bob" there is only one Stang! ljduchez: I took a really nice dump today. Geethree: Speak to us oh manly Stangly One!! RevJack: monkey likes it N_X_K: CH:If it was registered to someone else, that'll happen. Clarence_Hi I tried /whois stang and got nothing.. did I do it wrong? ICEKNIFE: It asked him to change because Devolver pretty much OWNS this channel!!! IVAN_Stang: Actually there are several people, mostly idiots kids I would think, who use my name, Dobbs, Wotan's, you name it. pope1: Your monkey got sliced N' Diced jack... RevJack: P1 - hadda happen sometime Geethree is now known as WOTAN TheCharlie: NXK I know. I looked it up.. ICEKNIFE: Who chose this site for tonight? P-Lil0: Ouchie. Clarence_Hi I saw a BOB DOBBS on EFnet, but I think he was in one of the Warez gruups or something. Friday-j: Clarence - Try www.goodvibrations.com for buttplugs. Modemac: PeeKat did. Clarence_Hi Damn if I can remember a damn thing. Signoff: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by peer) IVAN_Stang: We do have butt-plugs in, just in at the Foundation... $15.95 plus shipping, I believe. RevJack: Lil again yes more people more more P-Lil0 drains my brain-pan ICEKNIFE: ANSWER ME, DICKLINGSPEWETTES! P-Lil0 is now known as P-Lil IVAN_Stang: Dobbshead butt-plugs. Clarence_Hi Well, I have to get a Zoogz Rift tape first.. they work better. pope1: Where are the Ops??? Modemac: ICEKNIFE: PEEKAT DID. Friday-j: Stang - What do the butt plugs TASTE LIKE? WOTAN: Are those the ones shaped like a Pipe Ivan??? TheCharlie: IVAN.. do they have a Dobbshead? N_X_K: Ivan Stang:Think up a password and then /MSG NickServ REGISTER (passwoord). That'll register it so no one can use yours. MegEliz is now known as Real_Stang Real_Stang: HA! RevJack: P1 - no ops on this planet Agent: Hey cats RevUni: Ive been seeing Dobbsheads on Skateboards and other trendy stuff like that...very weird. PeeKat: Modemac: WHAT DID I DO? DynaSoar is now known as MORE_STAN pope1: I know jack! WOTAN: meeee yow! RevJack: meow *BITE* Clarence_Hilliard is now known as Fake_Stang Ackme: fist o'slack buttplugs! MORE_STAN is now known as DynaSoar PeeKat: Agent! Agent: DAmn pervert is in Undernet RevJack: P1 - DOH!!! Real_Stang: Lets' all be ME! ljduchez: My cat hasn't vomited yet. A good sign! pope1: And that topic is just begging to be screwed with too... Agent: Hey PeeKat TheCharlie is now known as OtherStang Friday-j: Wait, I thought you were all ME! DynaSoar is NOT STANG (sometimes) WOTAN: Ah yes a topical screw Real_Stang chuckles evilly for NO particular reason. Honest. Modemac: PeeKat: You chose another.net for this IRC devival. Fake_Stang: Whenever my dog vomits she eats it. Saves us the cleaning up, because she does such a damn good job. ICEKNIFE: peek itty! you asswipe... I spent a LOT of time and work securing the channel on undernet, and Uni did too! Friday-j just wants to talk about "Bob" IVAN_Stang: Ah... now I think I have a logfile going. Good thing I checked. PeeKat: Modemac: Oh, go ahead...BLAME ME! Modemac isn't Friday Jones. He prefers to have sex with someone besides himself. RevJack blames Pee Kitty Fake_Stang: I think modemac was logging too.. Friday-j: Stang - Sent you some purty pictures. PeeKat: Oh FINE! You wanna move THERE now? Agent: brb WOTAN: PeekAt : It's ALL your fault!!! PeeKat: EVERYONE just KILL ME, then! OtherStang is now known as TheCharlie Fake_Stang: I want to have sex with EVERYONE! Real_Stang: Oh Friday: skoot a little closer RevUni kills PeeKat DynaSoar: PRRRRRAISE "Bob" and PAS the ASCII Rev_Bubba kills peekat but GOOD! RevJack: BRB need some fucking LIBRIUM fer crissakes N_X_K: So, here we are, waiting for the eighth shoe to drop Fake_Stang is now known as Clarence_Hilliard TheCharlie just wants to have sex.. to see what it's like DynaSoar: W'eve a FULL TEMPLE tonighty night' Real_Stang: Hiya dad? Got aspirin? Clarence_Hi Hey, whatever happened to alt.fan.alan-keyes, anyway? My server here doesn't get it. PeeKat dies IVAN_Stang: This isn't fair! The rest of you probably don't even have to look at the keyboard when you type! DynaSoar: POPS dad: I do, but can't dcc Real_Stang is now known as MegaLiz ICEKNIFE: not full without STERNO Clarence_Hi True. I do 90WPM. RevUni: oh shit WOTAN: Break out those Malaysian Monkey Gut sheathes Ivan IVAN_Stang: The rest of you probably have more than two working fingers! I HATE ACES!!! Friday-j: Stang - I hafeta look - I just think faster than you. Rev_Bubba: dad..escape now while you stil have your sanity man.... Agent: Yeah Pervert is in the Undernet channel...Oped and with a dippy topic RevUni: PeeKat, i didnt mean it! DynaSoar: Have you been washed in the PeE of another.net? Clarence_Hi And I keep one finger up my nose half the time. WOTAN: anybody thinks faster than Stang. ljduchez: Let's get Dyna a Dvorak keyboard! Tee-hee. Friday-j: Stang - Your Ace power gets you lots more SQUID though. A trade-off. PeeKat dies and blames Uni N_X_K: Hmm...What IS that Martyr guy doing over there? dad: Bubba, whatsa matter? Clarence_Hi SOMEONE LET PERVERT OUT!!!! RevUni attempts to return PeeKat to life! CTCP SOUND doh2a.wav from RevJack replied WOTAN: Shit, I got a snail that thinks faster than Stang TheCharlie: oops.. someone has a bot ... and they're getting the boot. Modemac is now known as J DynaSoar: LOULOULOU You're mean. MegaLiz: Here's our category... mebbe... DynaSoar: MEENY MEENY LOU LOU PeeKat is still dead Friday-j: Where is Pervert when we need her? Signoff: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by peer) RevUni: PEE! J is now known as JR_ Rev_Bubba: ..dad...in ten minutes when your head spins in a few circles trying to keep up with this...ask me then... Clarence_Hi Unfortunately, he was killed in the Crisis... only the first, thirdk, and fourth PeeKats will be able to be involved in this sinister plot against Batman. IVAN_Stang: Hey Friday... listen... I'm whispering it... "JJJJones. JJJJJoker. DDDDRAWING. RevUni: dont DIE! ICEKNIFE: I WON'T MARSHALL CRABGRASS THAT DOESN'T LIVE IN MY PARADISE, PIGGIES OF THE WOODS! DILDONIA FOREVER! EXCELSIOR! HOO-HAW! WOTAN: matter of fact I have a culture dish of e. coli that think faster than Stang. JR_ is now known as JR_Bob_Dobbs Clarence_Hi That was the first comic book I read, you know. The Clayface saga. TheCharlie: Stang: I'll help... let me know what you want to type and I'll type it for you. pope1: Pervert's a girl? That changes everything! ICEKNIFE: sorry Friday-j: Ivan - Stop that, or I'll slide right off this chair! DynaSoar: Ruba DOBBSa crossya thingy ICEKNIFE: I'll be ok in a minute Clarence_Hi Go ahead, SAY IT!!!!!! IVAN_Stang: GGG -- get this, Friday creams when I pronounce the "J" sound. P-Lil: Ouchie AGAIN. PeeKat: Too late! I'm dead dead DEAD! RevUni: :~( IVAN_Stang: "Jumping JJJJack Flash. JJJJJeeepers Creepers. Clarence_Hi IT'S THE ISLAND OF LIVING PUKE, YOU ASSHOLE!!!! Friday-j: GGG - Also the 'F' sound. DynaSoar: Bring on the DANCING ALIENS RevUni: im so horrible, and AWFUL! RevJack: Lil, teach your machine how to read JR_Bob_Dobb Ivan! Get yer damn dick outta that group and get back to SELLIN'! There ain't much time left! Rev_Bubba: should we ressurect peekat anytime soon or just leave to rot...cause im not cleaning up after that mess.... TheCharlie: JJJJJJesus Stang ... you're JJJJJJJJoking, right? PeeKat: Cuz I'm Malkavian, ya stupid unicorn... Friday-j wishes her Mac broadcast this in STEREO IVAN_Stang: OH SHIT!!! It's DOBBS!!! RUN!!! PeeKat: :-) P-Lil: Teach my net connection to not crap out just because I'm loading up web pages while IRCing! RevUni: :P ICEKNIFE: SWIM for yer DICK, yeah yeah yeah, SWIM FOR YER DICK, oo oo oo DynaSoar: Karate crotch rot virii invade your personal space! Clarence_Hi J-j=jiminy.. could someone get me some scooby snacks? IVAN_Stang: Listen "Bob" I was just funnin' that one time, honest. MegaLiz: Why would she jjjjjjjump at that? RevUni: Well so am I, ya dimwit dad: pronounce a J? I'm smoking it Friday-j: Stang - I'll distract Dobbs with my tits while you make a break for it! IVAN_Stang: Dobbs, I won't do it again. Oh praise Your sweet name Lord. PeeKat: Dobbs? Naw, the channel hasn't crashed! WOTAN: Friday...my phone number is available from Stang...as Brit and a well travelled man I can do more things with that juncture sound than you can imagine!!!! Clarence_Hi ahhh.. suck it.. TheCharlie: Well, shit... Dobbs me too! RevJack: DAD! Geeze, I just caught ya DynaSoar: oh puLEEZ gimme that Dobbs "head" JR_Bob_Dobb Just funnin?!? Yew know how much money we lose every time you go off to take a piss? CTCP SOUND hypno2.wav from ICEKNIFE replied IVAN_Stang: JJJJJ... J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, your the man... RevUni: <grin> N_X_K: "Bob" again? I thought I killed him this morning in my garden... Clarence_Hi Gorgon.. Gorgo.. Gorgonzolo.. AHHHHHH!!! YESSSS!!!! dad: Sher Jack, I'm here MegaLiz: brb LIKE YOU'll FUCKING NOTICE..HEH. CTCP SOUND hypno1.wav from ICEKNIFE replied PeeKat: Uni: Wo whatcha so upset about death then? WOTAN: Dobbshead is better than No head!!! IVAN_Stang: HEY WAIT... that's not Dobbs, that's DEAN!!! KILL HIM NOW!!! Friday-j: NONE OF YOU can say "Jones" the way dear Reverend Stang can! Agent: hello? DynaSoar: Rub my SPOT with his DOTS P-Lil: You know, "Bob" may be dumb, but he is smart enough to avoid slug bait. wonders: Unknown command RevUni: PK: well ya, know...i just couldnt BEAR the thought of killing anyone. IVAN_Stang: Jjjjjjackin' the Jjjjjoneses..... Jjjjjjumping Jjjjjehovahfat... PeeKat kills "Bob" RevUni: i drink rats blood enstuph! P-Lil: Friday: Oh yeah? Friday-j: Stang - I'm gonna send you DIRTY PICTURES if you don't quit that! DynaSoar: * "Bob" thanks PeeKat RevJack: I'll do the Jjjjjacking around here, cowboy PeeKat: Rats drink MY blood! hellmice... IVAN_Stang: If the fuckers stays dead, we'll know Pee Kitty did the right thing. Clarence_Hi DEAN?? DEAN MARTIN??? He's ALIVE???? WOTAN: I thought Bob was slugbait, I use his pics to attract them to a giant heap of salt JR_Bob_Dobb Dean? FUCK no, I sold Dean a road map to Washington D.C. and told him he'd find an audience for his radio show. Clarence_Hi pleez send me the dirty pictures.. RevUni: im a wimpy malkav TheCharlie: me too PeeKat: Iff not, at least I had fun doing it. DynaSoar: DOBBS is the dirtiest picture there is. Friday-j: Stang - I just got a MIC. What should I record myself saying? PeeKat: (Read as: If and Only If not, at least I had fun doing it) DynaSoar: If you're not whacking to the PIPE, you're fulla HYPE PeeKat: My math teacher told us that "IFF" means "If and Only If" IVAN_Stang: Sepaking of dirty pictures, SubSITE finally came up from underwater and is now full of pornography. Clarence_Hi Hey, I ain't wack, man! pope1 is now known as hello-kitty Friday-j: The Pipe that hangs by the wattle, ah yes ... Clarence_Hi Yeah, my math teacher told me so too. WOTAN is now known as GeeCubed RevJack: Friday - do a dishwashing liquid commercial RevUni: Dyna: you forgot to put "yo" at the end. ICEKNIFE: DEAN ACRES is the PLACE TO BE DynaSoar: YOYOYO at the end IVAN_Stang: In fact I think I better put some kind of anti-childproofing on the new art page. TheCharlie is now known as HelloPeeKitty PeeKat: So we started pronouncing "difference" as "dif and only iference" DynaSoar: The UP and DOWN of the END TIMES RevUni is now known as kerokerokeroppi Clarence_Hi Hey, Nightfall, Welcome, start squirting! JR_Bob_Dobb PORN? Where? Shit, man, I ain't had a good jerk-off in a coupla days. RevJack: whoah, got dark in here hello-kitty is now known as GayeBiker dad: but it's not real porn... PeeKat: Uni: No such thing! Friday-j: Stang - How much of that smut is frame-grabs from X-DD? kerokeroker :) DynaSoar: GRRRRRRRRRICHNIKSs I'm FULLA the stuff Clarence_Hi JR: Now's the time! Wank like you've never wanked before! Clarence_Hi Pray to the LORD of SEX! IVAN_Stang: Friday -- just some UUUUh uhuhuhuhuh-AAAhs and stuff like that would be fine to start. kerokeroker its so good to be a sanrio character...so CUTE. DynaSoar: Graba gobba DOBBS and RUB IT P-Lil: That's right. Pray to the LORD of SEX! PRAY TO ME! HelloPeeKit friday... just throw my name in now and then... ICEKNIFE is waiting Friday-j: Stang - Whatever you say. Now I gotta find out if this mike WORKS - looks like it's from the 50's Clarence_Hi Kerokeroppi.. extend those hind legs.. NOW... kerokerokeroppi is now known as DotWarner RevJack: hey, it just got brighter in here JR_Bob_Dobb YA-HOOO! This here's even better than that time on the grassy knoll in Dallas in '63! DynaSoar: PRAY to P-Lil to PARTY HEARTY SisRose chews the ankles of P-Lil Clarence_Hi No.. let me just get this grappling hook positioned right... IVAN_Stang: The new smut on SubSITE is mostly be Sterno, cuthulu, one each by me and GGG. But mine is the best one. GayeBiker is now known as Son-of-Mog PeeKat: Is "Bob" still dead? ICEKNIFE: ENTERTAIN ME! NOWWWWWW!!!! Rev_Bubba: praise tlazoteotl... Agent: HEY ANYONE WHO CAN JOIN #SUBGENIUS IN UNDERNET PeeKat: golfur! Friday-j: Stang - PornMountain? A work of CHEE-NEEUS! PeeKat: We luv golfur! golFUR: i can... RevJack stares at ICEKNIFE's tits Rev_Bubba: gol.... P-Lil gives Iceknife a bent paperclip golFUR: heya peekat!!! DynaSoar: FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it's FEEDBACK time golFUR: bubba.... IVAN_Stang: Dobbs, you weren't at the grassy knoll, you were in the Dr. pepper plant with Nixon! wonders: Unknown command N_X_K: Shit, it's 9:00...Where in the nine hells of Beppu is Devolver? DynaSoar: Crank the #channel up to 11! Clarence_Hi I should take a pic of my dworkin when it looks REAL bad, after pulling it for four hours straight without softscrub. That'd still get anyone off. JR_Bob_Dobb Oh yeah, that reminds me, I forgot. Stang, I've got some great picture to sell of you ballin' this chick here, and...hey...waitaminnit. That's CONNIE! Friday-j wonders if the Netsplits were better Agent: These total DIPSHITS are in there Clarence_Hi Nixon? Dammit, that' my other name for my dworkin! Is it getting places I don't know about? P-Lil soul-kisses SisRose's eye teeth's micropore's clitty PeeKat shoots "Bob" and fucks the bullethole DotWarner is now known as RevUni RevJack is now known as Long_Nick_Test JR_Bob_Dobb <gack!> Ackme pops an umbrella golFUR: heya UNI Clarence_Hi Hey, it figures the CIA would wind up selling crack. Theyy'd be way better if they just sold acid. Long_Nick_Test is now known as RevJack Clarence_Hi So how long is nickie, anyway? RevUni: golFUR, wassup d00d IVAN_Stang: Hey PeeKat, get away from that bullethole, you don't know where it's been! ICEKNIFE: Look, you have NO IDEA what Uni and I went thru on Undernet this week... Son-of-Mog is now known as Mr golFUR is now known as hey_rev_i_dont_think_there_is_ Rev_Bubba: clarence...but there wasnt enough money in that fr them.... RevUni: man, im STILL stressed about it all IVAN_Stang: Hell the CIA used to DOLE OUT free acid. STILL DO! Just ask GGG. Friday-j: Stang - But the bullethole is no much nicer when it's still THROBBING ... DynaSoar: NONONO give MEe the PILS I know how the BURN THEM N_X_K tosses a house-sized energy ball at "Bob" and sniggers as it hits the target Clarence_Hi No.. I must.. drool... give me the rotten tomatoes... hey_rev_i_dont_think_there_is_ is now known as golFUR RevJack: Damn pesky nickserv ICEKNIFE sez: just sit right back and hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip... HelloPeeKitty is now known as TheCharlie P-Lil: If you must fuck a bullethole, knife wound, bedsore, or stump, ALWAYS WRAP IT IN SARAN WRAP FIRST. Mr is now known as pope1 DynaSoar: There is NO PEACE without "Bob's" PILS doesn't: Unknown command ljduchez threatens Ackme's manhood DynaSoar: JET Clarence_Hilliard is now known as Hello DynaSoar: WOOOOOOOOOO PeeKat shoots "Bob" again and sticks another dick in the new hole Jetrock: GAH!! I am HERE! RevJack: JETROCK d00d IVAN_Stang: If you catch that bullethole when it's mid-pucker, it's a TRIP!! It IS a matter of most devilish timing... Dun: hello!!!!!!!! dad: hy jetrock DynaSoar: LIGHT that afterburner boy. Ackme: And watch those bone fragments! JR_Bob_Dobb Aaaarggllll... RevJack: MORE MORE MORE DynaSoar: Grab a stump and hump it Agent: COME ON HELP ME Hello: Jet Rok? Theodore, whatshizname? Jetrock: hi dad. i need to send you a tape. TheCharlie: well... I don't think Anothernet will last long... Hello: Mr. Bungle? Friday-j: MY STUMPS ARE ON FIRE JR_Bob_Dobbs collapses, blood pumping from his wounds. Hello: WOOOOHOO RevUni: MR BUNGLE! dad: everyone needs to Dun: hello? RevUni: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hello: It's not funny, my ASS IS ON FIRE!!! Jetrock: sorry i'm late. had to feed my face. RevJack: WE ARE REACHING CRITICAL CLUSTERFUCK MASS JR_Bob_Dobb No....<gack>...gotta telll...the X-ists... ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER??? dad: 23 users Friday-j lunges for Dobbs' wallet to fuck it PeeKat: Yeah! i fucked him to death! Woo-hoo! ICEKNIFE: I WANT TO KNOW RevUni: dont you FUCKING look at me IVAN_Stang: LOOK AT ALL THEM BULLETHOLES!!! LAST ONE IN'S A ROTTEN LEG!! Hello: Yes THIS IS IT YES PeeKat: Fuck "Bob"! P-Lil: And these assouls probably would have worse trouble with a neckstump than they do with a common prairie squid. dad: Devolver is god pope1: Danger will robinson danger! Jetrock: The STEAMIN' POO is APPEALING! DynaSoar: HAHAHAHAHA and I'm reading this on a MONO LCD JR_Bob_Dobbs is reduced to a bloody, mangled corpse... Hello: ooh.. spread it all over my creamy shaved right leg.. IVAN_Stang: FRIDAY GIVE ME THAT WALLET.!! No... aarrgh... Jetrock: NOTHIN' better than fuckin' a NECKSTUB! Friday-j: Those LAST COLON SPASMS ... aaahhhh ...\ RevJack: Dad - whether we like it or not DynaSoar: You're all BLURRING TOGETHER PeeKat: How did you know I was looking at you if you wasn't looking at me? Jetrock: Or a NETSTUMP! RevUni: bunglebunglebungle N_X_K obliterates Dobbs's corpse after stealing his watch and gold teeth Rev_Bubba: crucify the fucker now.... Jetrock: DON'T YOU FUCKIN' LOOK AT ME! Friday-j: Stang - You fuck the change drawer and I'll fuck the billfold! dad: right Jack Hello: no.. don't touch the churchcard.. TheCharlie: Another.net's record number of users was broken earlier... 220 users. THey are at 670 right now.. RevUni gets the warm fuzzies thinkin bout Bungle IVAN_Stang: THAT WALLET AND THOSE EXIT WOUNDS BELONG TO THE FOUNDATION! PeeKat: NO! Wait til I take my dicsk out! JR_Bob_Dobbs is now known as Bloody_Dead_Carcass Jetrock gets to FUCK THE PIGGYBANK! Hello: Yeah man, I still wanna get some live stuff and demos from those buttholes, man.. PeeKat: Or don't...might feel good... Friday-j: Stang - OK, you get the wallet. I get its CONTENTS. Hello: morricone, man... ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER??? IVAN_Stang: Okay Friday, SIT ON THE WALLET'S HEAD ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER??? ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER??? ICEKNIFE: WHO IS DEVOLVER??? DynaSoar: NYES! PRAISE the wounds and the King Buller that GAVE THEM FREELY to PEE Friday-j: Stang - I got dibs on the ENTRANCE WOUNDS. golFUR moves about the room methodically, kicking everyone in the teeth P-Lil: You can HAVE the exit wounds, bobbie-buggerer. I got the SLUGS. Jetrock has original Mr. Bungle demo tapes. Rev_Bubba: i want the socks. RevJack: WHO IS NUMBER ONE? RevUni: Hello: i got a live video of em...back when they were still funny to watch live. RevJack: WHO IS NUMBER ONE? RevJack: WHO IS NUMBER ONE? RevJack: WHO IS NUMBER ONE? IVAN_Stang: OUCH!!! AZAIEEE! It's BITING ME!!! DEBEAK IT!! DEBE--- Friday-j: YOU ARE, NUMBER SIX ljduchez: I'm a puddle of Number One. Bloody_Dead_Carcass is now known as Modemac ICEKNIFE: you will ANSWER ME, or we will all DANCE P-Lil strings the used bullets up and uses them as anal beads Jetrock: I get the BLUNT TRAUMA DAMAGE!!! Hello: Jetrock.. email me after thegroupfuck at dflync01@homer.udayton.edu.. we'll talk.. ICEKNIFE begins the PIXIE DANCE pope1 is now known as NumberOne Hello: And Uni too.. Friday-j: DANCE TO THE MUSIC OF THE ONE WHO HAS CREATED YOU! N_X_K: IK:Devolver's the one that'll give you ops...IF he ever shows up IVAN_Stang: Number One is that dead guy over there with the cum seeping out of the bullet-holes. DynaSoar: HELLO HELLOO. SoOAP me, babeeeeeeeeeeeeee P-Lil: Pull my strings! Hello: When they were still funny? Man, they went on stage as PRO WRESTLERS!!! that's not PURE LIVING ART!!! PeeKat: Uni: Ooooo...lucky shit. P-Lil: Pull my strings! P-Lil: Pull my strings! P-Lil: Pull my strings! P-Lil: Pull my strings! P-Lil: Pull my strings! RevJack shines the Disco light on the pixies Friday-j: Life begins! Modemac: Praise Be to PeeKat, the Purple Kitty! 'Twas he who knew enough to KILL "BOB" when the opportunity presented itself! SisRose: P-lil, I'll BE your strings! NumberOne is now known as pope1 DynaSoar: My FLOOR is FLASHING TheCharlie says "pull my finger" Jetrock: Hello: jetrock@emrl.com Hello: Bungleheads mail me later.. back to the sucking... IVAN_Stang: Christ it's getting hot in here. Jetrock: EMRL RULES THIS DUST SPECK! RevJack: The WALLS are BREATHING RevUni: PK: I told you...its an OBSESSION. P-Lil: Slowly now, Rose... one bullet at a time out of my ass... Friday-j: Stang - Maybe you should take off some of your clothes ... DynaSoar: The HUMP is DUMPTY Jetrock: the WALLS are on FIRE! IVAN_Stang: I can barely HEAR you... ICEKNIFE: so RevPsych took over SubGenius for almost a week, until I glomped 'im Jetrock can see his own eyes P-Lil: Jack: Aha, you're the one with my acid! PeeKat: Uni: Still...lucky shit! IVAN_Stang: MY GOD!!! ICEKNIFE: Little BASTARD MegaLiz: Is this a good time for me to ping everyone and then report on them individually or would that be rilly, rilly annoying or not? Friday-j: Stang - You're so sexy when you SWEAT. SisRose: going in or out, P-lil? dad: stang, cut your hair off man Hello: I'd like to get copies of the Australian gigs, but I don't think they've happened yet.. RevJack: I'm having a VIETNAM FLASHBACK and I'm only 25 YEARS OLD Jetrock just peed his own dick Hello: I don't even notice pinging I think... P-Lil: Rose: Out, for now. Rev_Bubba: revpsych is such a jolly fellwo ainthe? SisRose nods IVAN_Stang: I'm getting claustrophobic.... my hair seems like an octopus... golFUR picks up jets dick, "badminton anyone?" Friday-j: MY CHANNEL'S ON FIRE! Jetrock is DIGESTING HIS OWN STOMACH!!! TheCharlie is so sweaty when I sex pope1: I'm having a premonition of WW3 N_X_K stares at Martyr for a second, then shakes his head and goes back to eating "Bob's" intestines Hello: Oh god.. My dick's retracting at its full size.. It's in my intestines... RevUni is having a VERY hard time keeping up with all of you Friday-j: Stang - Don't do it! Don't hurt the HAIR! SisRose: don't make me growl, bubba IVAN_Stang: swooning... must... reach... oxygen switch.... (c 1985 H Robins) P-Lil: Rose: Think you can pull the anal beads out at random? Friday-j longs to damp down Stang's hair golFUR passes UNI a map, we are here, you are over here Hello: Somone, quick, inject the saline solution into the dworkin.. now.. I want three feet wide balllllss... ICEKNIFE: uh... Stinky? There IS an octopus on your head. dumbshit. dad: you got oxygen hooked up to the Mac Ivan? PeeKat crucifies his own penis DynaSoar: DON"T pass up this chance to PASS the BIG ONE SisRose: p-lil: don't know..I'm more of a yanker P-Lil: Inject SLOWLY. IVAN_Stang: Hell man, that hair's what gets me all the attention from behind. As long as I don't turn around the OTHERS won't fleee Modemac: YEAH! You know, I think that was the FIRST time we've seen "Bob" here at these IRC Devivals... Friday-j: Stang - Doesn't the plant life growing in your hair provide enough oxygen for you? DynaSoar: Grab a UNIXX by the NUT and HUP 1 2 3 Hello: oh.. put those rubber bands RIGHT THERE... right there... ahhh... Hello: It was the right time for it. P-Lil: Rose: You believe in ripcords, eh? Sounds like I need more lube. Jetrock prepares the lighter near his ANAL-CREATIVE ORIFICE... TheCharlie: Hello... not NOW, man! Friday-j: Stang - You don't have to turn around for ME. Hello: WHAT A PUMPKIN RevUni: PK: you should join the Jim Rose circus if you can crucify yer own penis AND regurgitate on command. DynaSoar: FLAME IT dad: it's gonna blow! DynaSoar: BURN ONE< JET IVAN_Stang: Around here we really only need the bare amount of oxygen necessary for COMBUSTION. RevJack ducks Hello: OK, two of you get behind me, three of you get in front of me. PeeKat surprises Jet rock by pyroflatulating into his open anus ICEKNIFE *IS* the PUMPKIN KING!!! Jetrock: INFLATE ME, "BOB"! IVAN_Stang: Fuck the oxygen, bring on the Church Air. Hello: Are you ready? Friday-j winces at the smell of methane Hello: GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!! ICEKNIFE: but yew knew that already pope1 stops, drops, and rolls... RevJack scoots under thr divan DynaSoar: 5 4 3 2 1 PeeKat: Uni: No nails, though! Jetrock hits the ANAL AFTERBURNERS!!! ljduchez: Lou must roll. Bye! Hello: Fuck the OX?E?vYGEN... Why didn't I think of that!!! TheCharlie hides under the table PeeKat: Just superglue DynaSoar: FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SisRose: night Lou! RevUni: PK...oh you WIMP! IVAN_Stang: Now that's an idea. Everybody on this channel bring WHIPITs or a big blue cannister and we'll all do HITS in UNISON... it's look like this: jmhdjkhfsdaytjehtbmntrbr RevJack: . RevUni: hehehe j/k RevJack: . @..@ 0--0 RevJack: . (----) (----) RevJack: . ( >__< ) _( |__| )_ RevJack: . ^^ ~~ ^^ ^^` ~~ `^^ RevJack: . PeeKat: NOT NEAR THE ATOMIC PILE!!!! Jetrock is fucking some nice oxygen molecules! Modemac: ICEKNIFE: Pity "Nightmare Before Christmas" was a disappointment. It LOOKED great. Best visuals I've seen in years. N_X_K: Stang:Ahh, you only need the Air because you don't get satisfaction from the PILS DynaSoar: UOLUOLUOLUOL eyB Hello: ah.. I think I gotta dance now.. I gotta dance now.. RevJack: oops sorry Ackme: slong Lou RevJack: spazzed out there golFUR: i just opened up the back of my tv, you wouldnt believe how many wires there are... and some of this shit glows RevUni: bud Friday-j: Stang - You can have my hit of Air. RevUni: weis RevUni: er DynaSoar: everbody DANCE NOW Jetrock: i am touching the PILS! PeeKat: Uni: The day you solder your vaginae shut, let me know. :) IVAN_Stang: Well, ya never come DOWN from the PILS and after awhile it just seems NORMAL. DynaSoar: DAnce HOT and NASTY RevJack: ACKME LIVES! IT LIVES! dad: put your tongue on the tv wires Agent: RIDER YA MADE IT Friday-j: I am PILING in the TOUCH! Jetrock is gonna BOOGIE UP A STORM! ICEKNIFE: Modemac: you hadda BE there... P-Lil: Whipits? Ew. I want some Stompits. Jetrock: I am activating the UBERKUNST TAPE!!! DynaSoar: The BIG PIL DANCE IVAN_Stang: I know that PILS and #subgenius don't work. Hello: I dance with the ETERNAL TRUTH. When I dance, everybody better PAY ATTENTION. Jetrock: I want some SKULL CRUSHITS! Friday-j: My TONGUE just wants to leap out of my mouth and ATTACK! RevUni: PK: I already DID. Rev_Bubba: it's life without pils that starts to get scary after awile though Hello: Hmm.. some of the people here might disagree... IVAN_Stang: Hey... how come we haven't all been shunted off into the netherzone yet? Ackme dances NOW DynaSoar: There is NO life without PILS N_X_K: Stang:#SubGenius IS THE PIL DynaSoar: They come at you ALLA TIME Friday-j: Stang - No Netsplits here! K3WL! Jetrock: I think this connection is SEMI-STABLE, unlike the users... dad: this is...another.net! DynaSoar: whether you LIKE it or YES Hello: I think #subgenius can't come to the netherzone with us.. we have to go there astrally... P-Lil: Ivan: "You never come down"?!? Great! Just the thing I needed to hear tonight! DynaSoar: WAIT Friday-j: We want to COME in the NETHERZONE DynaSoar: Where am I? Modemac: #subgenius may not go well with PILS, but it's great with...WHOA! N_X_K, how'd you do that with the highlighting?!? Signoff: ljduchez (Leaving) RevJack: YOU ARE HERE <============= IVAN_Stang: Oh it's all right P-Lil. The change IS permanent, but you'll get USED to it. DynaSoar: TNX, Jack Jetrock: on subgenius.com, your net connection NEVER goes down... unless you WANT IT TO! Friday-j: HIGHLIGHTING??? PeeKat: When I SING, you fuckers better listen. When I YELL, you better die. _Rider: just a note from Pervert: he can't get in and he is on undernet (The old house) Hello: Lou.. I feel a great sense of loss.. but the reast of you are here.. it's OK... DynaSoar: MORE DEM DAM PILS dad: what the fuck? _Rider: yes thank you Agent Friday-j: "Bob" is DEAD! Praise "Bob"! P-Lil: Click this button to turn it off pope1: All 23 of us together in one place, all talking at the same time... somethings very wrong here. RevJack ops Rider - NOT Hello: Dad.. I didn't even see you there... there's a whole bunch of people back there I didn't even notice... dad: P Kitty lives DynaSoar: WOOO EAT "bob's" HAID IVAN_Stang: It may be pertinent to some users that the Mac program HOMER does not work in this realm. SisRose: oh rider... N_X_K: Modemac:Ctrl-B before and after the word. Like this. Outline is Ctrl-V. Underline is Ctrl-_ (Shift-dash) Jetrock: fuckin' DynaSoar: PASS the MOUSE TURD RevJack: Eat at "Bob"'s Hello: Hey, how about fifty or sixty of you people get on up here and love my ass? Love me.. come on.. Friday-j: Bet we could generate another BOOK here in a few hours! Modemac: Ah. Thanks. golFUR: who is highlighting ? DynaSoar: and MAKE a SAMISG _Rider: thanks Jack Jetrock: DAMN... it's a JEHOVAH-CRUSHING good time in here... P-Lil: Ivan: Nah, I've always thought Homer was a piece of crap IRC client. :) dad: Stang - Homer sucks always Hello: Jehovah is CRUSHING MY PINKIE... ICEKNIFE: Ack ME? WHY ME? FUCK YOU! JUST FUCK YOU! ACK yer OWN damn self, ya lazy FISHDICK! FUUUUUCK! WHY th' shit is EVERYTHING about YOU? Why the hell do WE care if you get ACKed or NOT? ACK *ME*, muthfucka, ACK *ME*!!! RevJack: MY jehovahs are getting crushed, fersher Modemac: #subgenius Hello: Homer is the machine at Uof L I'm on. IVAN_Stang: Well I be damn. Friday-j: Eat "Bob" at "Connie"'s! DynaSoar: Dobs is the Great Fister of JHVH Modemac: Hmm. N_X_K: Modemac: Ctrl-G is ^GBEEP. Don't use it that often Agent: Stang> you are using HOMER? Modemac: Testtesttest DynaSoar: FIST me Dobbsy Jetrock is loving hello's ass with the Mr. Bungle "OU818" demo tape... Hello: high lights? Modemac: ^G Hello: Control B? P-Lil: *crotchety geek accent* Why, I remember IRCle 0.92, way back when...! golFUR: Eat here Get gas Friday-j: Stang is Homerless now Hello: Oh, yeah, I'm hello.. dad: he be ircle-Stang now P-Lil: No more beeps. TheCharlie: FUJI PHOTO FILM U.S.A., INC. WEEKLY EXPENSE REPORT RevJack: Modemac - test received Hello: Yeah, love me.. Lov emy bunglee.. Jetrock: i'm runnin from the COMMAND LINE, fuckers! IVAN_Stang: I am not using Homer, but Ircle. Homer gives me a lot of trouble. PeeKat: It don't beep for me... Modemac: Control doesn't seem to work...B DynaSoar: RIGHT CHANNEL TEST RevJack: Charlie - DON"T DO IT DynaSoar: LEFT CHENNEL TEST Agent: Me too stang...Ircle rocks tho Friday-j: Homer is more submissive program, more eager to please the great Stangini. Modemac: ggg Hello is now known as HelloSkinny Modemac: Oh, there we go. dad: ircle can do underlining too TheCharlie: I'm nt takin gyour advice anymore HelloSkinny Yeah, that's what I wanted.. golFUR: ircle and homer suck shit together, thats what you get for using a mac... Modemac: Now, as I was saying... RevUni: thats the nature of the game and you have to playyyyyyyy N_X_K tries to nudge the sleeping Martyr out the door Friday-j: MAC RULE! golFUR: so can a pc MegaLiz: **********STEREO???????????*********** HelloSkinny We can never go through the ircle, we can only go round and round and round.. PeeKat: Stop playing around with colors Jetrock: i'm connected via VT100 terminal!!! DynaSoar: MIDDLE CHANNEL TEST RevJack: in ((((((((((((((SURROUND SOUND))))))))))))) RevUni: OoOoOoH! HelloSkinny a ircle.. a square.. a triangle.. a biangle.. It's like a CIRCLE!!! Friday-j: Hey, all the little pictures of you just went B&W! What gives? dad: Ah, Hello Skinny - David Lynch is a Residents fan then? PeeKat: ( ( ( ( ( (((SURROUND SOUND))) ) ) ) ) ) TheCharlie: now you all have my expense report in Quatro Pro Version 7 .... Modemac: #subgenius doesn't do much with PILS, but man, it's GREAT with the CHURCH AIR! The glow from my CRT is turning all the air around me into CHURCH AIR! ICEKNIFE: SO this DICK RevPsych gets on, claims he founded the channel, tells strangers that we're KKK affiliated, chases Uni around the IRC, and bumps almost EVERYONE for being "PINK"... Jetrock: actually, I should go hook up a modem to my TRS-80 Model II and modem with THAT! RevJack: ircle, quare riangle Jetrock: irc'ing via retrotek gives me wood. IVAN_Stang: GGG, my mac could mop the fuckin' floor with your little cheesy piece a shit and you know it. HelloSkinny Yes! Duck Stab was in before I put in Zoogz!Q Modemac: I AM ENLIGHTENED! DynaSoar: TSET ELENNAHC ESREVER HelloSkinny I want to find Baby Sex and Warner Bros! IVAN_Stang: Wha....? RevJack: Dyna - please recalibrate golFUR: fuck this shit MegaLiz: ICE: You just figgered this out? HelloSkinny Can someone give me Baby Sex! Friday-j: IT HAS BEGUN! DynaSoar: Sorry pope1 says: If you have your log on, your probally at critical mass... DynaSoar: ICEKNIFE: Modemac: cool! you might be less of a dick now! neeto! HelloSkinny I'd like to talk about the letter C... PeeKat: RevPsych fucking SUCKS. Period. golFUR: macs suck.... Jetrock: I dunno, I like my PC, it has ROUGHER ORIFICES! dad: Baby Fingers maybe N_X_K: Modemac:When I know where the Air comes from, it'll be worthwhile SisRose: I'm feeling like growling again.... HelloSkinny I'm more of a nixon than I ever was in my life. SisRose: psych <spit> Modemac: Uh-oh...if I had any less of a dick, I'd be a eunuch. DynaSoar: TSET LENNAHC ESREVER RevJack: Y E S L E T ' S U S E M O R E B A N D W I D T H Jetrock: but we've already done the "which is the better lay: Mac or PC?" thing... wants: Unknown command HelloSkinny With Monstrous Intro? P-Lil: sisrose? Growling? MegaLiz: GGrrrrrrrrr RevJack: Dyna - yes, that's it SisRose: GGGRRRRRR PeeKat hisses DynaSoar: TNX Rev_Bubba: go with it rose...vent RevJack: ACK Friday-j is dizzy HelloSkinny I can't fit in a 3 1/2 drive. I'm sorry, I just can't, no matter how much folding, spindling, and mutilating I do. DynaSoar: we're READY to BURN THE HOUSE DOWN N_X_K: ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG N_X_K XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack #N N_X_K: #1 RADCLIFF...13th-Generation Norwegian DOS game from the infamous rECTUM cAUDA. [610K] dad: this is the monstrous intro Agent: Man this Barbarian FUCK needs his ass crushed Rev_Bubba: bare dem fangs sister IVAN_Stang: Really... Mac or PC... it's 6 of one, etc. etc. Except for GGG's... his is a piece of shit. MegaLiz: Pschy pspit! HelloSkinny Now, if you take out the mouse ball, you can try the inside of the mouse... SisRose: hahahah Modemac: YOW! Talking Heads. And David Byrne is a paid up SubG Minister, too! dad: yah, Gordon's computer is total crap Jetrock: HelloSkinny... that's why you need a SYQUEST! RevJack: *TWO* *TWO* *TWO* *TWO* *TWO* DynaSoar: Someone go grab a pink. I need a spleen. Friday-j: You take the mouse ball and wedge it in your cervix, see, and HelloSkinny I started with a XT/10 with a 20 MB hard drive and MB monitor. MegaLiz: Mode: IS Not?!? SisRose: bubba, put on that dogbite attack outfit...I'm ready to go Modemac: Though I think he just bought the membership with funds from his "True Stories" movie because he thought it sounded neat. ICEKNIFE: Is this how "Bob" sees the SKOR? HelloSkinny Syquest.. Yes.. but no dough... only a 100 meg now, actualoly... DynaSoar: Let's type in BINARY RevJack: I need a cervix, I think Modemac: MegaLiz: He IS! SisRose gets on haunches IVAN_Stang: GGG is still sputtering in anger. Jetrock: I started with a VIC-20, and then I had a MACINTOSH CLASSIC. DynaSoar: 11001 0101001 01110100101100 Rev_Bubba: i just finished a book by nancy a. collins where her bio admits to her Yeti heritage...damn strange.... HelloSkinny bubble attack.. What happened to DEVO attack? Where's PMAT? PeeKat: Ice: No wonder his brain is gone... Friday-j gets a haunch RevUni: 000100100100010100001000101 -01010101 ICEKNIFE: like this channel, but with ODORS and stuff? RevJack: &HF5 MegaLiz: I was in love BEFORE. BUt....But... SisRose: uuencode me TheCharlie: 0110111101001010011101010110101 HelloSkinny I actually started with a TI 99/4A? DynaSoar: HEHEHEHEH pope1 throws a pink into the middle of the group. PeeKat: 0660600006606000606006600606060 DynaSoar: Good one CHarli IVAN_Stang: Nancy Collins is Rev. Nanzi Regalia. HelloSkinny I smell a lot like snot. and tongues. and syrop and semen. and unwashed jeans. and blank tape. and lag? lag? lag? ICEKNIFE: so I narced Psych out. FUCK 'im! Friday-j: Stang - A secret revealed!Q RevUni: 999 999 999 999 999 uhhh 666 666 666 666 TheCharlie: PK? cannot compute.... HelloSkinny Ten seconds? Nothing? N_X_K throws the pink right bak at pope1 Jetrock: A1 F0 FF A4 3E 6B 22 F8 HelloSkinny What? PeeKat: Who the smeg is nancy collins? Rev_Bubba: whoa...i was just reading her book this very damn instant sort of thing...the universe works in very mysterious ways MegaLiz: Thank you ICE. DynaSoar: You can't SMELL SNOT? P-Lil watches SisRose get worked up... SisRose: Iceknife...you did no such thing DynaSoar: How you gonna SMELL SNOT? HelloSkinny Lemon scented apricots.. golFUR sits in the corner and practices single file dad: Nanzi Regalia pope1 discards the pink... IVAN_Stang: Ye CAIN'T SMELL YER OWN SNOT!!! HelloSkinny First you take it OUT of the nose. DynaSoar: If yer nose is fulla SNOT, how you gonna SMELL ICEKNIFE: Did so... to the IRCops, and the computer crimes division of the FBI Jetrock: Then you SNIFF IT! Friday-j: You can't see your own tears! PeeKat: The whole WORLD spells like snot! PeeKat: Or smells. HelloSkinny Then you put it in the mouth, lick it, roll it around. Friday-j: Spells like snot is better. DynaSoar: And if you can SMEL, yer nose ain;t FULLA SNOT MegaLiz: I spell like snot! IVAN_Stang: Ye cain' RevJack: Wipe it on the piano, come back in a few days. But then it wouldn't be YOURS anymore. IVAN_Stang: t taste yer own SPIT! TheCharlie: OBVIOUSLY, people, you DON'T smell your own snot... you take turns smelling each other's... HelloSkinny No, which is why I take it OUT of the nose before I smell it. Jetrock: Smells like teen snot. Friday-j: You can't slack your own "Bob" MegaLiz: I spell like spot! golFUR: it snot snot RevUni picks her nose N_X_K: Golfur:While you're over there, spit in Martyr's mouth while it's snoring...Maybe it'll wake up PeeKat cries Jetrock: It's much more fun to SWAP SPIT! Friday-j: Nose-Picking As Slack - title of my new alt.slack post RevJack: This is why I bought a computer. MegaLiz: See spot smell, smeel spoot smeel1 DynaSoar: You mcan't HEAR your own EARS PeeKat: Martyr is observing us... HelloSkinny Teen snot. Almost. RevUni: WHO WANTS MY BOOGIES??? IVAN_Stang: You cain't SHAVE your own RAZOR SisRose pets PeeKat Friday-j offers to trade spit with GGG golFUR: *HAAAAWWWWWWWWK* *PITOOOEY* DynaSoar: WHat ya gonna do, hold one up to the other? HelloSkinny A weep for Bangladesh.. and Luxembourg.. MegaLiz: STANG HAHHAA dad: I find computing to be a very enlightening pasttime too HelloSkinny My spit is extremely viscous today. Rev_Bubba: damn!!!! i ripped my rolling paper!!! damn!! amn damn damn P-Lil: "You can't think about your own mind"? Hell, I can't think WITH my own mind! PeeKat purrs contentedly Jetrock: You cannot BREATHE YOUR OWN LUNGS. TheCharlie: You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose.. but you can't wipe your friends on the sofa.. DynaSoar: You CAIN't hold one of yer ears up to the other HelloSkinny In fact.. (spit.. wipe..) it makes a very good lubricant.. ICEKNIFE: The IRCops felt he hadn't broken any laws, but the FBI thought he may have broken SEVERAL, because SubGenius is, among other things, an actual corperation RevJack: Ropy Spit, Skinny? I'm envious! ICEKNIFE: corporation SisRose: p-lil brain sushi Jetrock: TheCharlie: I can, but then, I have weird friends... RevJack: I've always envied people with ropy spit MegaLiz: Jet: not if you're lucky in lungs. RevUni: damn...NO ONE wants snots from the UNIBOMBER's NOSE? HelloSkinny The FBI? I don't know what they think about me. But I do know what the secret service thinks. DynaSoar: brb -- MORE COFFEE golFUR: you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose and you can pick your clothes, but.... is that a booger on your bugle boys? IVAN_Stang: You can cut off that guy's ear, and hold it up to your ear... you could cut off your OWN ear but how you gone HEAR it? It's DEAD! Agent: IF YOU GUYS VALUE FUCKING WITH PINKS AT ALL GET YER ASS INTO THE UNDERNET CHANNEL RevUni: damn...y'all need my snots P-Lil: Brain sushi. Cold fish. Side of wasabi. RevJack: I can't get mine to do that, not without Hawaiian Punch Friday-j: Stang - Ear Re-Animation By Request! HelloSkinny But I STILL don't know whatever happened to Alan Keyes after my and his ignominious derailment! SisRose: get me them extra big chopsticks, girly N_X_K: You can't chew your own mouth IVAN_Stang: You cain't HATE your own HATE... PeeKat: Undernet sucks. pope1 says: #subgenius on a sunday night, the ultimate form of procrastination. RevUni flicks boogies at Rose Jetrock: well, the Secret Service saw my name on the ILLUMINATI BBS userlog, so they probably have a file... HelloSkinny I can't be in undernet and oozing here.. In fact it's hard enough to be here.. dad: forget undernet dad: this actually works Friday-j: You can't FAKE your own FATE RevJack: You can't FUCK your own DICK N_X_K: Agent:No. Let the Pinks come to us, dammit golFUR flicks klingons at RevUni IVAN_Stang: You cain't sideswipe your own car. pope1: you can try... TheCharlie: I eat wasabi for breakfast SisRose: can you chase your own stick? Modemac: You can prick your finger, but they don't like it when you finger your prick. Jetrock: RevJack: yeaj you can, with your HAND! RevUni: Jack: Unlesss yer a HERMAPRODITE. Jetrock: I like to finger my prick! Friday-j: Modemac - Has this ever stopped you from fingering? HelloSkinny I can SHAVE my own FINGERS.. RevJack: Uni - I'll take yer word for it Friday-j: I could SHVE my EARS Jetrock: It's more fun when others do it though. DynaSoar: re Friday-j: SHAVE Modemac: I alwyas wait till you're around, Friday. Jetrock: Well, depending on the other. RevJack: Meg keeps FARTING. Thought you should know. dad: I just shaved my ears yesterday in fact Friday-j: Praise be the farts of Meg! RevJack: jeeze HelloSkinny Not the guy who wrote them, although he just walked in, IK RevUni takes a whiff of Meg's poots TheCharlie: Thanks Jack... get a microphone. dad: Meg, what was for dinner tonight then? P-Lil: "...And that was WASABI ENEMA, here tonight on the BONG, WBNG, Key West. How're you doing, Castro, you fuck? We love you..." Jetrock: If I wake up and some SHAMBLING, OOZE_SQUIRTING HAIRY BEAST is fingering my prick, well, that's okay... pope1: I didn't NEED to know that... DynaSoar: You can't KUM your own QUAT HelloSkinny Mmmm.. smells like.. SNOT... RevJack: Meg writes her own farts, thank yew IVAN_Stang: I know there was something TREMENDOUSLY IMPORTANT I was supposed to share with you all... something "Bob" told me... now what was it? RevUni: hot snot pot DynaSoar: How you gonna KUM your own QUAT? P-Lil: Meg's boots are more worthy of smelling. Jetrock: oh, fuckit, it probably wasn't very important, stang. SisRose: bon your own mot? Friday-j: Stang - Tell us, O scribe, not of "Bob" but of ... something more interesting! dad: Meg's jeans too RevUni: hot spot kumquat DynaSoar: If you KUM< how are you going to QUAT it? RevUni: dot dot dot PeeKat: butter your own fly? MegaLiz: HA! My farts are WORTH attending TO. RevJack: Lil - pay-per-view, baby ICEKNIFE: That new Wasabe toothpaste from Bulldada Labs is selling well? DynaSoar: And if you QUAT it, what are you going to KUM with? P-Lil: Status your own quo? RevUni: lot smot plot Modemac: Stang: If "Bob" told you, then it's probably something to sell. IVAN_Stang: It was something about money... for everybody... dang, now what did he say? Friday-j: You can FELCH your own SQUID though golFUR: Haiku time: Use the force you must / to defeat your father luke / beware the dark side. DynaSoar: FUCK MONEY Modemac: But does it matter now since you folks killed him? (Again.) Jetrock: MONEY! oh yeah. dad: no money, no! DynaSoar: Gives DOBBS the money golFUR: wow, thats pretty Friday-j: Stang - "Bob" told you to send ALL YOUR MONEY to ME dad: I refues HelloSkinny I can't even remember what a syllable is anymore.. ICEKNIFE slaps Friday-j around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! RevUni: golFUR: IRC JOKES!!! ICEKNIFE slaps GeeCubed around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps golFUR around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! pope1: I want the money! ICEKNIFE slaps HelloSkinny around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! Modemac: Graduate, Yoda School of English, I am! ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! Friday-j thrills to Iceknife's caresses RevJack: Send all your money to DALLAS ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps ICEKNIFE around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: someone at work tells you a joke, and you say "ROTFLOL!" PeeKat: STOP IT! ICEKNIFE slaps IVAN_Stang around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps Jetrock around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps MegaLiz around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! HelloSkinny wooobliggg.. that got me back into gear. P-Lil: Give "Bob" the money, so he can make sure it gets to me. IVAN_Stang: It suddenly occured to me... I got on this an HOUR EARLY!!! What happens at the APPOINTED time???!?!? ICEKNIFE slaps MegaLiz around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps MegaLiz around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! HelloSkinny I love it. ICEKNIFE slaps Modemac around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps Modemac around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! MegaLiz: HEY Why'd I get EXTRA? Friday-j: Stang - You dont' want to KNOW wehat happened then ... RevJack: somebody hit ice, he's skipping ICEKNIFE slaps N_X_K around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! Jetrock: MegaLiz: Because you're SPECIAL. golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: when you join #mIRC everyone types "Norm!" ICEKNIFE slaps N_X_K around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: you once devoted a weekend to "working on your popups." RevUni gets the hell out of ICEKNIFE's WAY! RevJack opens his trousers in anticipation golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: you've called out someone else's nick while making love to your better half. ICEKNIFE slaps P-Lil around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps P-Lil around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! N_X_K wishes he had floodkick ICEKNIFE slaps PeeKat around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! dad: Iceknife, you can slap and slap but you can't buttsplit this channel MegaLiz: I don't wanna get EXTRA FROM ICE!!!! ICEKNIFE slaps pope1 around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! golFUR: those UNI? Friday-j tickles her new squid friend and makes it make the 'J' sound P-Lil: I got my own squid, thanks, but, hell, the more the merrier. ICEKNIFE slaps RevJack around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! pope1 stops, drops, and rolls (again) Jetrock: but you can buttsplit ME!!! HelloSkinny You know you're addicted to IRC when you can actually read all this stuff! ICEKNIFE slaps Rev_Bubba around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! IVAN_Stang: What happened to GGG? Chewing his own tongue? RevUni: OH NO!!!!!! ICEKNIFE slaps SisRose around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps TheCharlie around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: someone at work tells you a joke, and you say "ROTFLOL!" Friday-j: Is un-debeaked redundent? golFUR: You know your addicted to IRC when: someone at work tells you a joke, and you say "ROTFLOL!" DynaSoar: ICEKNIFE FUCKS UP WITH HIS PRAIRIE SQUID RevUni gets ready N_X_K: Stang:At the Appointed Hour, NHGH fries all of our brains RevJack: well damn, it's about time. Sloppy eighteenths and all golFUR: uhmmm MegaLiz: Watchit It's SHARP1 HelloSkinny My right butt is in my betroom right here. golFUR: POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism." HelloSkinny On the pool table. golFUR: RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives. Jetrock: Nah, GGG's over there LICKING HIS OWN TONGUE and CHEWING HIS OWN TEETH. HelloSkinny Golfur, are you flooding, or what? golFUR: HP MARKETING VIRUS: Attempts to make you belive that your 3000 is a 9000, then disappears. SisRose: flooding his pants golFUR: nope, UNI requested all these HelloSkinny ohh.. gotta fart... RevJack runs away from his own legs Friday-j: Amazing! Even more bullshit than before! Jetrock: I am Homer of Borg! Resistance is... Ooh! Donuts! HelloSkinny no.. it submerged.. PeeKat: Someone kill Uni... Friday-j: Stang - Make the 'J' sound again. That was fun. RevUni: golFUR's IRC jokes are DA BOMB, yo1 Jetrock prepares his Zippo near Hello's sphincter Ackme: D'ooohhhh Agent: hey ICEKNIFE do you know Barbarian? RevUni: PK: ah, shaddup. I can HURT you. IVAN_Stang: I want you all to know that I have been posting daily to alt.slack. I reposted it all today because it STILL AIN'T GOT THROUGH!!! golFUR looks for da bomb in his coding GeeCubed: As a matter of fact I was talking to miz geethree who is stuck in Amarillo, enema placement site for the high plains Friday-j: Stang - Did you ever get to watch that porno tape I gave you at the Drill? Want another? PeeKat: Uni: Sheeah right... Modemac: Old one, Jetrock. I prefer, "I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimiligated." Friday-j: Stang - THREE POSTS CAME THROUGH TODAY! PeeKat: Stang: It got through today RevUni: CHALLENGE? RevJack: Jetrock - sorry, forgot you're on a terminal ICEKNIFE: yup... a Bradleyite... a revisionist... a FUCKHEAD MegaLiz wonders what it would be like if Stang would only post PeeKat: Hah...not EVEn a challenge... HelloSkinny Hello, ENEMA BONDAGE? I just want to be happy, I guess.... RevUni: BAH! RevJack: Three GOOD ones IVAN_Stang: Yeah... 3 posts from AOL I bet. They don't COUNT. Jetrock: Modemac: I know, I know... TheCharlie is now known as Charlie-away Modemac: Stang: Do you think it might go better if you tried different news reading software> dad: I haven't seen a Stang post since 1994 Modemac: ? Agent: ICEKNIFE. He is on undernet whining cause I deoped him..He told me to ask you about him <G> Charlie-awa gotta pee pee now Friday-j: Stang - It was the Dallas Cult Leader post, and two replies to other posts RevUni: you just wait till i get back from the ladies room, PEE KITTY...I'll get you! PeeKat: You mean Baaaaaaa.... IVAN_Stang: It ain't the software. It's Texas Metronet. DynaSoar: IT's a CURSE Ivan. You won't sit in and CHAT with us on alt.slack. MegaLiz: Stanky: ready to ditch metronet yet? PeeKat: And Uni made more of a bleating sound...:) Jetrock: KPLA, Klingon Radio! All honor, all the time! Jetrock: Hello's throwin' Zippy lines! heh. Ackme: the BOB kids post was hilarious!!! golFUR: I'm recently escaped from Meth Acres, Home for the Reality Challanged, can someone help me with this jacket? GeeCubed: Hey stang, did you get those Yeti forseskins I sent you by UPS??? Jetrock: Cjarlie: Then PEE=PEE! HelloSkinny I just want you to know I won't do anyone up the butt unless I give them an enema first. I WILL drink the enema juice, though. pope1 wonders about exactly how much caffeine you have to have in your system to read all this... Friday-j: Blessed be the Metronet, for it gives Stang Involuntary Slack HelloSkinny Yes, Jetrock, it's in my autoexec file.. dad: I thought Lil had a firewall going around Stang PeeKat: "Klingon Comedian: "LAUGH, NOW!"" DynaSoar: pope1: LOTS IVAN_Stang: I have yet to hear from anyone using any other server in Dallas except for Onramp and MCI and shit and those are hourly rates#!#@#@%%@! RevUni: BRB SisRose: caffeen? METH! straight in the neck! HelloSkinny The PINK SOCKS were originally from MARS! But they came to EARTH in 1953! pope1: LoL Dyna. Friday-j: Stang - Hasn't Modemac sent you a list of servers yet? DynaSoar: Ivan: there's Netcom in DFW Jetrock: I found myself in a transparent tube NAKED! Except for my PINK SOCKS! HelloSkinny Cough! Cough! Sacred Caugh!!! Jetrock: And then I saw them... the space farmers! MegaLiz: pope1 let it go and flow... SisRose: tie me, off Jetrock GeeCubed: Holy Dobbshite this is going so fast I gotta frop up bigtime just to slow the screen dow. PeeKat: Stang: Try CRIS Friday-j wants socks now HelloSkinny Ich rieche PIZZA! golFUR: just type /links it'll give you a list of servers connected to whatever you are on Jetrock: They were on a routine inspection of meat ranches in our solar system... RevJack: pope1 - RUN AWAY NOW pope1: You sure Mega? Friday-j: RUN AWAY! HelloSkinny Join the march and eat my starch! dad: yah, they need speed controls on these irc clients RevJack: DON"T LISTEN TO HER YOU"LL WIND UP LIKE ME Modemac: All the Internet companies you could ever want: http://www.thelist.com/ Jetrock: that's right, Earth is a MEAT RANCH and PEOPLE ARE THE MEAT! IVAN_Stang: I know of every server in North Texas. I just don't if any are any better than Metronet. RevJack: DOOMED SOUL ON A HELLBOUND TRAIN PeeKat: Stang: CRIS has unlimited time for $19.99 a month, and it doesn't fuck up as much N_X_K: Jet:Oh, that's nothing, those are just the Greys. Talk to us when you've met the Bankers. HelloSkinny You can touch the sock, but you can't touch the stole! You can't EVER touch the stole! Jetrock: polyester leisure suits were like SARAN WRAP to them... dad: none better than Metronet? IVAN_Stang: GGG... you sent those fuckin Yeti foreskins COD!!! It was over $135!!! Rev_Bubba: i'll have mine blue rare there jetrock, thanks andd alla that cordial shit ICEKNIFE: UNI sent undernet an X-form to be the moderator of the channel on Undernet, to prevent takeovers like last week... any objections? Jetrock: CARS were like WALNUTS just WAITING to be CRACKED OPEN! Friday-j: I want to steal the touch! Ackme: Tofu..Tofu is PEOPLE HelloSkinny I am the driver of an underground train.. The lonesome life can't bother me.. far away from the wind and rain.. pope1: YOU MEAN MY CAPS-LOCK WIIL GET STUCK TOO? Modemac: Well, Stang, you could always ASK AROUND. alt.internet.services and alt.internet.access.wanted are there for that. golFUR: lab rats cause cancer HelloSkinny a BLUE ROCK! I love it! GeeCubed: too bad you don't have io.com, they do in Houston I think Jetrock: They were chekcing ti see if I had their minimum daily dietary requirements... PeeKat: Ice: course not RevJack: good one P1 Friday-j: Can't ask if you can't get through though. ICEKNIFE: GRREN tofu is people... the other colors are OTHER useless things Friday-j: BLACK tofu is GGG HelloSkinny GRAFT THEIR FUR ONTO MY FOREAREM! I WANT OXYGEN! NOW! Jetrock: LEAD MERCURY STRONTIUM-90 LSD DDT STP I HAD THEM ALL!!!! and more... P-Lil: Stang: You know why I'm not recommending my ISP, right? dad: Stang - you gotta run your OWN server! ICEKNIFE: I REPEAT: PeeKat: Stang: TRY CRIS, DAMNYOU! ICEKNIFE: UNI sent undernet an X-form to be the moderator of the channel on Undernet, to prevent takeovers like last week... any objections? HelloSkinny The oil, or the psychomaker? SisRose: slack.net Jetrock: YOU CANNOT TELNET TO YOUR OWN SERVER! Friday-j: Iceknife - Shut up and go back to sleep! pope1: peanut-Butter Tofu Rox! GeeCubed: Well really a deep midnite Blue Friday! MegaLiz: ICE: Uni is not Psych? N_X_K: Jet:Yes, you can. RevJack: ICEKNIFE - OK by me I guess Jetrock: YOU CANNOT HARDWARE-HANDSHAKE YOUR OWN COM1 SERIAL PORT! HelloSkinny Was there a takeover last week? I wasn't even here last week.. oh god.... Ackme: Jet--is that the secret net meth formula, finally? SisRose: Uni is cool-a-riffic PeeKat: Want the number? Friday-j: The HAIRY TOFU is ... guess who? RevJack: Jet - IT"S A SIN golFUR: hehe jet RevUni: WHOA ICEKNIFE: No, and I'm gonna hit you, Meg... HelloSkinny You cannot lick your own TONGUE... N_X_K: Jet:With loopback, I think you can. GeeCubed: Spangkie ICEKNIFE: WHAM! <BIIIIIG ROCK> MegaLiz: Again???? P-Lil: Jetrock: Sure you can! If you want tons of processes doing nothing, that's the way to go! HelloSkinny you cannot WATCH your own TV... pope1: I can! Rev_Bubba: shit..ithis is giving me the willies...im gonna have to go stare at escher prints and regain my compsure Jetrock: N_X_K No you're NOT! Your FUCKIN THE LOOPBACK PORT!!! Friday-j: Your TV can WATCH YOU MegaLiz: Bully! GeeCubed: You can't run from your own legs HelloSkinny Everybody! Click their palate! Right now! Jetrock: it's like using a STRAW to SUCK YOUR OWN DICK ICEKNIFE: STANG: any objections? DynaSoar: YOu cannotstd.input your own /dev/null dad: my TV watches the neighbors PeeKat: Uni is psych! Cool! MegaLiz: I'm GONNA CRY AT YOU YOUO YOOOU!!! HelloSkinny I have a picture of a TV with eyes from some tabloid on my door. N_X_K: Jet:Yeah yeah. So what? Go try to wake Martyr up DynaSoar: How you gonna std.input your own /dev/null? HelloSkinny AAAAAABBBAA ZAAAAABBBAAAAA!!!!!!!! Jetrock: you cannot GREP your own /DEV/NULL RevUni: I AM NOT! Charlie-away is now known as TheCharlie Jetrock: whaddya gonna GREP it with? Friday-j: Stang - Trust in "Bob", he will give you the luck to get the PERFECT SERVER HelloSkinny I AM ALL PeeKat: Yes you are! Psych! TheCharlie: I peed my pee and took my drugs. RevJack: you cannot GREP your own STDOUT RevUni: PK, you are REALLY askin for it, aint ya? Rev_Bubba: gol...before i ferget... ICEKNIFE: 'cmere PK... put yer fuzzy noggin on this here pretty wet red rock... GeeCubed: Next thing somebody will aver that the Gostak Distims the Doshes HelloSkinny you cannot SHAVE your own RAZOR PeeKat: ASKIN? I'm BEGGIN! Ha! golFUR: bubba.. before you forget touches: Unknown command Jetrock: You cannot CAT your own STDIN! TheCharlie: So how come nobody told me Uni os Rev Psych?? N_X_K: You cannot refuse to listen to your own /dev/zero HelloSkinny oh.. yes.. i love it when you beg... Rev_Bubba: \dcc golFUR next.to.nothing.$$$...fer dem damn humans you stuck me with Signoff: Rev_Bubba (Shit, what the hell am I doing here????) SisRose: I feel betrayed Uni PeeKat puts hisnoggin on the rock Friday-j touches the back of her neck while thinking of Iceknife's toes RevUni: IM NOT! I SWEAR! hahaha pope1: You cannot GET your own FORM. HelloSkinny you cannot help your own man... RevJack is now known as RevPsych Jetrock puts his weenie on the anvil golFUR: /dcc Rev_Bubba reciept.bil pope1: oh Modemac: I think I saw a Gostak among the list of Unique SubGenius Monsters... RevPsych: you all suck I R00L!!!!111!!!! PeeKat: Uni: You are SO. Don't lie! pope1: oh no HelloSkinny Oh yeah.. get out the tongs.. get out the red hot tongs.. MegaLiz: Have you seen them together? Huh? DynaSoar is now known as Rev_Psych RevPsych is now known as RevJack ICEKNIFE doesn't kill people, BIG ROCKS kill people!!! Rev_Psych is now known as DynaSoar RevUni: PK: waaaa Jetrock begins PYRO-URINATING PeeKat: Uni: Told you I'd win. Friday-j: Everyone here just wants to be someone else, but none of them can be! RevUni: ah FUCK YOU! RevJack: ELK MOUNT??? RevUni: LOL SisRose: that's a girl! Jetrock: I gotta be ME! MegaLiz wonders how long it will take anyone to accuse her of being Psych Jetrock: and ME is what I gotta BE! GeeCubed: SAD Friday-j: I gotta be WE! DynaSoar: I goota PEE FREE Friday-j: I gotta go WEE soon too. dad: Friday, you mean wants to be WITH someone else... N_X_K is now known as N_X_K SisRose: I gotta be weened Jetrock is now known as J3 Signoff: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by peer) DynaSoar: We gotta WEE WEE PeeKat: Uni: I'm open to the lowest bidder! (I'm willing to pay...) pope1: You cannot BE YOURSELF GeeCubed: You mean wee don'tcha????? RevJack: Friday, you gotta be wee. No way around it. RevUni: Being accused of being PSYCH is probably the worst insult you could give me. Friday-j: Dad - Yes, I want to be with someone else. Do you blame me? HelloSkinny the steaming rocks.. the iron ore blends with the granite.. the eyes bleed.. jim morrison offers me a quart of booze but I don't want it.. my dicks undergo cellular division and grow into psychedelic ballads... Modemac: I gotta have sex with Friday. But at least I'm honest. TheCharlie: A is A J3 is now known as J3TR0C] golFUR: The opinions and views proclaimed by this nick are not the opinions and views as held by the person typing HelloSkinny The ruffles on my skirt start, uh, ruffling.. PeeKat: Uni: What about accusing you of being a poser FNM fan? J3TR0C] is now known as Jetrock ICEKNIFE: I'm hopin the FBI really bust him, so we can it'll make an EXAMPLE of the undesirable! YAWOL! Friday-j: Modemac - I'm busy Friday. Try Tuesday. RevJack: Modemac - we'll wait if you want SisRose: thank you Mr.Gault dad: there is no blame in #subgenius Jetrock: I'm TRANSFORMIN'! MegaLiz: Uni...I'm sorry...I'll pierce something for you...okay...kay???? SisRose: there is ALL blame in #subgenius RevUni: that i can handle. But see, i know what i yam Friday-j: LET MORTAL KOMBAT BEGIN! HelloSkinny I once met someone named january. But only once. SisRose: Excuses are the doctrine Jetrock: I am undergoing CELLULAR MITOSIS! Friday-j: Let's not forget Tuesday Weld. RevUni: Meg: PIERCE ME! Ackme: A is A iff A is not not A dad: Ok then, I blame Modemac DynaSoar: *** DynaSoar is now known as EVERYBODY ELSE Friday-j: And my idol, Wednesday Addams. ICEKNIFE yells: MORAL KUMQUAT! Jetrock: The STEEL CAGE MATCH has BEGUN! RevJack: I once knew a woman named Bunny HelloSkinny Give me the blame.. I will EAT IT.. I'm HUNGRY.. HOT POCKETS are NO GOOD... ICEKNIFE: I blame STANG STANG STANG Jetrock: It's "BOB" vs. NHGH! Modemac: Tuesday Weld vs. Friday Jones? Friday-j: Hello - Try LEAN POCKETS. HelloSkinny QURAN! KORAN! UNDER THE BRIDGE! DynaSoar: YOU CAN'T QUAT your own KUM pope1: Does that rhyme with something funny DynaSoar: It ain't MORAL MegaLiz: I gotta be KIWI! TheCharlie: Is Ivan still here? Friday-j: Stang did this to us! HelloSkinny My BEARD IS GROWING.. you can almost see my MUSTACHE.. I still look AMISH... HelloSkinny P-Lil!!! GeeCubed: MYGOD THIS IS ALL HAPPENING SO FAST, MORE FRAPPY, MORE GIN O SHIT I'M HAVING A BEFORELIFE CRISIS...WHERE ARE THE RUBBER SHEETS. THE BIG RED STRAPS...HELP ME SOMEBODY, CAN I GET A PRAISEBOB??"?? Jetrock: He's MANIPULATING US like LITTLE PUPPETS! P-Lil: Bungie jumping off of the Internet! That's fun! Ackme: Tuesday vs Wednesday DynaSoar: P-Lil, you're bouncing in and out. Sick server? RevJack: He's in a stupor. three lines per second, grand-mal city Modemac: Weld vs. Jones...the governor of Massachusetts vs. a movie character. Hmm. SisRose: p-lil.....pull her in, gang HelloSkinny ,fnRUBGER I FORGET ALL THE RUBBER! Friday-j: Stang is probably necking in the elevator with someone else .... LUCKY BOY! PeeKat: Oooohhhh......i am so tiiiiiiirrrrrred. Jetrock: Here, have another BOURBON & BONGWATER! TheCharlie: PraBob HelloSkinny BUNGLE JUMP! I must BUNGLE JUMP! P-Lil: I got your red straps RIGHT HERE, Gordon. Friday-j: PRAISE GGG! PeeKat: Bungle jumping off the interenet? golFUR: if you jerk off a lot and grow hair on your palms doesnt that just make jerking off more fun? HelloSkinny I NEED MENARCH, NOW! SisRose: more friction ICEKNIFE yells: MORPHING CUMSTAINS!!! Friday-j: The hairs tickle so sweetly Modemac: Oh yeah, and Wednesday from the Addams Family. Now all we need are Sunday, Monday, Thursday and Saturday. RevJack: more tangles pope1: less! RevUni: BUNGLE! he said it AGAIN! HelloSkinny I don't know, I haven't been jerking off enough. I guess I need more lubricant. RevUni faints Friday-j: BUNGLE in the BUNGHOLE MegaLiz: Hey ICE: Thanks for REMINDING ME!!! RevJack: I'll be Washington's Birthday PeeKat: BUNGLE! BUNGLE! BUNGLE! TheCharlie is now known as Monday-j Jetrock: we are in the JUNGLE of BUNGLE! DynaSoar: He gots POO STAINS on the CURTIANS HelloSkinny the Mr. Bungle porno movie would also be nice.. DynaSoar: He' Jetrock: MUNGLE? ICEKNIFE yells: MORON CONTACT!!! GeeCubed: STRAPS GOTTA HAVE THE STRPS QUICK LIL. SEND MEREDSTRAP.EXE Ackme: use Dr Bronners--peppermint for a thrill! Signoff: IVAN_Stang (Write error to IVAN_Stang[dal228.metronet.com], closing link) Jetrock: Toungle! PeeKat pyroflatulates on RevUni Friday-j: No, the curtains got in the poo stains! P-Lil: Ah, I feel better now. HelloSkinny YES!!! YES!! EVERY man is a SUPERHUMAN BEING!!!! Jetrock: I am preparing to PYRO-DEFACATE!!! RevUni jerks awake dad: there goes Stang P-Lil: I bet Stang was loading web pages too. Friday-j: Awwww ... Stang all fall down now! DynaSoar: He's a HIGH POWERED POOSHOOTER PeeKat: YOU BASTARDS KILLED STANG! SisRose: it's multi-tasking that killed the beast Jetrock: Stang got BLASTED OFF! OH NO! pope1: http://204.157.139.14 dad: must be his software DynaSoar: Sorry, I thought he waws "Bob" Monday-j: I DID IT!!!! HA HAAAAAAAAAAA ICEKNIFE grabs pk by the nutsack and starts to freeze and crack a seam open... Friday-j: STANG deserved to DIE for the LIES to told us about "Bob"! GeeCubed: dYNA: yOU TALKIN' ABOUT sTERNO AND bYRON wERENER'S SHOWERCURTAIN???? P-Lil: PeeKat; He WANTED it. ICEKNIFE: There's more than ONE way to skin a P-KAT! HelloSkinny I MUST PLAY THE GUITAR. I WILL BE PRESIDENT.. PeeKat: Huh? Jetrock launches an ARMOR-PIERCING FECAL FIN-STABILIZED MISSILE! RevJack: GGG -CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK HelloSkinny VOTE ETERNAL MAN PARTY IN NOVEMBER!!! DynaSoar: Dunno, G3, they got poo stains? dad: the Lies are killing me P-Lil: Gordon: Know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? MegaLiz: Ya know nobody mails me anymore 'cause they shoot their load on IRC and have nothing inchoherent left to say in complete and runon sentences - ya know? Modemac: You're biased, Friday. After all, "Bob" got you pregnant. SisRose: I'll send you a love letter, meg ICEKNIFE: COMPETE or DIE: NAME all the ways to skin a P-KAT! P-Lil: MegaLiz: Send me mail. HelloSkinny THE WORLD's greatest sinner is the most PROPHETIC movie of all time, even if Tim Carey WAS a neo-nazi, of which there STILL isn't any OBJECTIVE PROOF, and now he's DEAD, so he can't be on CHIPS anymore... Friday-j: Modemac - Hell, GGG told me "Bob" had a vasectomy! MegaLiz: Rose: MEE TOO! SisRose: straight from my heart HelloSkinny This is only the load I have right now.. RevJack: Rose - what am I, chopped liver? dad: Meg, I thought you HATED to get email Friday-j: All SubGenii are LIARS! pope1: I'll send you something mega.... ICEKNIFE: Lou, shuddup P-Lil: Yeah. Meg can send me mail, I'll reply to Rose, and Rose can reply to Meg! RevUni: Meg, I'll email you and tell you all bout how i want you to pierce my thingy. HelloSkinny and FRANK ZAPPA did the soundtrack, and RAY DENNIS STECKLER was one of the cameramen... Monday-j: masskill going on on dragon* P-Lil: It's a three-way! GeeCubed: hEY HE DID, cONNIE ORDERED IT AFTER THEY MOVED TO mALAYSIA golFUR is now known as You You have email! SisRose moans HelloSkinny 23-way,, actually. MegaLiz: Well I don't ANSWER my mail of course! You is now known as golFUR golFUR: happy? RevUni: hahaha Modemac: He probably did, Friday. But even with vasectomies, there's like an .02% chance of it not taking effect...and you know "Bob's" luck. MegaLiz: I'm too withdrawan and all that. SisRose: I'll answer your mail for you Meg! dad: of course ICEKNIFE: LICK MY SCIENCE RevUni: ZAPPA? GeeCubed: ANYBODY WANT A NECCO WAFER???? SisRose: I'll write letters to the president for you as well! Friday-j: GGG - Would "Bob" really do that for "Connie"? Doesn't he have to spread that Yeti seed? Jetrock: I skinned a P-KAT with an ICEKNIFE! HelloSkinny OH.. BONOBOS>> yeah.. SisRose: chocolate necco? dad: I want a communion wafer RevJack: Maybe we could hook up the mail server to someone's clit, than start mailbombing RevUni: ram it ram it ram it up yer poop chute P-Lil: Gordon: Depends on what you've soaked it in THIS time. Monday-j: golFUR.. how many fell for that??? HelloSkinny YEAH.. zappa.. 1961.. holiday in Berlin.. orchestra.. PeeKat: Meg's piercing her thingee? Friday-j: RevJeck - I volunteer my clit! dad: someone? Ackme: make one spark in the dark... Friday-j: else? dad: who? RevJack: "You have mail" - oh! - "You have mail" - oh! - "You have mail" - oh! - dad: who did ya have in mind? MegaLiz: She's all piereced. Can't find a ...clear....bit...of..flesh... golFUR is watching Life of Brain Jetrock: we have a clit volunteer! Where's the POWER DRILL? Friday-j wants MORE MAIL! golFUR: errr, Brian HelloSkinny I want to get a tattoo of two ill-formed eyeball-like things on my buttocks. I might also want to get a strand of DNA tatooed on me, but don't know where. pope1: lol! jack Monday-j is now known as You HelloSkinny Email me, and I'll email back. But otherwise I usually forget]w??. GeeCubed: fRIDAY. bEFORE SHE PERSONALLY SUPERVISED bOB'S "tRIMMING" CONNIE MILKED SEVERAL GALLONS OF VITAL BOBJUICE You have male RevJack: HEY YOU PeeKat: That was cool... P-Lil: Hello: Tattoo it on the head of your dick. HelloSkinny Insert mode? What's insert mode? Modemac: Seems like all women want is more male... golFUR: i want a full body tatoo of myself, cept maybe a couple inches taller Friday-j: I seen a Japanese girl doing the nasty with a Black & Decker once You is now known as TheCharlie HelloSkinny Is that more line noise? RevUni is now known as CatGirlNukuNuku Jetrock: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Look at the TIME!!! Friday-j: GGG - So, you think it was when "Connie" and I were fingering each other that I got pregnant? dad: aaargh RevJack: NO pope1 is now known as you HelloSkinny No, Master Ringo warned against that. "I had.. the head.. tattooed.. once.. and IT HURT LIKE HELL! ButI didn't want the artist to stop.." P-Lil: Friday: Black and Decker? Are we talking Dustbuster? drill motor? Car opener? Jetrock: time for Jetrock to GO!! I must go FORNICATE now. dad: are we dead yet? HelloSkinny (from the Zappa/Ensemble Modern AAAAFNRAA documentary) golFUR is now known as Mode PeeKat: Wafers! Friday-j: P-Lil - Power drill. All the way IN! HelloSkinny GO jetrock, go! RevJack: Go Jet, pop one for "Bob" Jetrock: I love sunday nights. Subgenius IRC and then it's off to FORNICATE with my YETI MATE! GeeCubed: OUT OF THE OLD PIPEFACE AND PUT IT IN CRYOGENIC SUSPENSION. CONNIE HAS NOW TAKEN ON THE TASK OF SPREADING THE YETI SEED...IF YOU HAD SEX WITH CONNIE AND SDAID SHE KNOCKED YOU UP, THAT'S POSSIBLE, EVEN PROBABLE you are all driving me slowly insane! DynaSoar: GOJETGO you is now known as pope1 Mode change #subgenius +l 999 HelloSkinny I'll by fucking you with my soul. DynaSoar: GOGOGO P-Lil: Friday: Ooh. Was it plugged in too? PeeKat: Uni: Watch your language. There are martyrs present. Friday-j: GGG - Thanks for the advice. Now I know who to sue for that tooth I broke on that fetus' Foot Glands ... GeeCubed: BUT TO SAY BOB RENDERED YOU ENCEINTE IS AN IMPOSSIBLILITY. Mode is now known as Topic CatGirlNukuNuku is now known as A-Ko Jetrock: seeya next week, sportsfans! HelloSkinny That's OK.. FUCK THE BLEEDING WOUNDS! Signoff: Jetrock (Leaving) Topic is now known as golFUR Friday-j: P-Lil - Warm and humming! A-Ko: HAPPY? sheesh...cant be an anime fan anymore. RevJack: toodles Jet golFUR: fuck it HelloSkinny Nothing was wrong with NukuNuku. P-Lil: Catgirl?!? CATGIRL!!!! Friday-j: GGG - "Bob" did not render me. He couldn't get the pot hot enough to start boiling. pope1 is now known as Excuse N_X_K is now known as Super_Saiyan_III_Son_Goku HelloSkinny Hey, peekitty, catgirl, still OK.. Ackme: hente and Black and Decker... P-Lil: Friday: Got a second VCR? Friday-j: P-Lil - Perhaps. Why? ICEKNIFE: I HATE that japanes bitch! Her work SUCK! Always drawing Americans with GIANT EYES like those creepy paintings! RevJack: Lil - what evil experiment have you got in mind now? Super_Saiyan_III_Son_Goku is now known as N_X_K HelloSkinny is now known as peefeeyatko ICEKNIFE: FUCK her P-Lil: Friday: Watch for a blank tape in the mail. peefeeyatko is now known as Peefeeyatko Excuse me, but do you have anything grey I could poop on? GeeCubed: IS THAT WHERE THE HUMMAHUMMANUKKANUKKAAPUAA GOES SWIMMIN' BY. DynaSoar: The STANG is fixed SisRose: Goodnight Pals! N_X_K: reIvan A-Ko: ok, see ya...! P-Lil: Stang: Got through feeling up the secretary, eh? Peefeeyatko I'm RUNNING OUT OF ZOOGZ.. HELP.. WHAT NOW.... Excuse is now known as pope1 Friday-j: P-Lil - What should i do with the black tape besides fuck it? Modemac: Hey's back! Just when the mystery of "Bob's" vasectomy was explained. Stang: That's funny... I started badmouthing my service and suddenly you all disappeared. MegaLiz 's harddrive crashes under the WEIGHT OF THE FUCKING LOG ICEKNIFE: PK: Try a tube of TRUBEE Friday-j: Stang - Did you get bumped by your modem? I did and I was here twice! N_X_K pokes Martyr a couple of times. Yep, ust as he expected, dead DynaSoar: SEE? SEESEESEE? They HATE you Ivan Peefeeyatko I HAVE NO TRUBEE. I am sad. dad: hate! P-Lil: Friday: I dunno, surprize me. Just mail the tape back. Peefeeyatko I'm almost capsing out here. A-Ko is now known as LaBlueGirl DynaSoar: hatehatehate ICEKNIFE: DAD has some, PK GeeCubed: sAY STANG---YOU USE A MAC DON'T YOU??? LaBlueGirl: porno anime...yummy Peefeeyatko Dad: still do you want tapes? Friday-j: Stang - You are sweet and I do not hate you. Now come closer so I can pour the syrup on you. RevJack: GGG has LOTS of caps golFUR: "insert something witty here" (so as when you read the logs later you will see how fucking hilarious i can be) dad: Trubee? Peefeeyatko I'm not PK, I'm PeeFeeyatko. PeeKat: Trubee? ICEKNIFE: of COURSE he does.... Stinky SUCKS! Stang: My modem and everything appeared still connected. I just wasn't seeing anybody else's yak. pope1: Did anyone get that last joke? Greypupon. Get it? RevJack: Trubee? dad: Doobee Friday-j: P-Lil - Maybe you should ask Stang about the tapes I give him first. Peefeeyatko I just was listening to Murderin gHells Happy Cretins.. that had Trubee on it.. LaBlueGirl: Grey poop on GeeCubed: OR NOT TRUBEE? RevJack: P1 - yes, we'll be over there shortly RevJack: say there pope1: stay away!!!! MegaLiz: Friday likes to groan on tape. RevJack: don't move MegaLiz: Send her JJJJJ sounds Friday-j: I like to groat on mates. GeeCubed: ALL RIGHT WHO TOOK MY GODDAMNED FRAPPY WHILE I WAS MAKING ICED TEA??? Peefeeyatko I also listened to Wozzeck by Berg, and Civilization Phase III, and WOIIFM, and Hardcore Devo Vol. 1, and PFM's Per Un Amico today. LaBlueGirl is now known as RevUni Friday-j: GGG - Not me! I'm Frapless. pope1 bars his door with lots of furniture... DynaSoar is hiding stacks of frappy Peefeeyatko I don't know, but I like the fruit drinks in a can. P-Lil: Friday: We don't know if Stang has had a CHANCE to see those tapes yet. Besides, I'm sick. RevJack: GGG - he man, I thought you forgot it Ackme: Can you groat on your own mate? dad: PFM! Peefeeyatko The ones that are concentrated and refrigerated. ICEKNIFE: I'm touching you ALL, with the ring finger of my left hand.... just sorta laying it on you... hee hee hee Stang: Gordon, your frappy is RIGHT OVER THERE where you LEFT it, ya fuckin' brain dead old burnt out husk of a man. RevJack: PPM! Peefeeyatko I FEEL it, man! ICEKNIFE can make *YOU* do the PIXIE DANCE Ackme twitches PeeKat: cant keep up..... Peefeeyatko No, PFM. Premiata Forniera Marconi. dad: cain't MegaLiz bites it OFF nicely. GeeCubed: FRIDAY: jAMMIN' WITH jIMMY WAS GENERALLY A JUMPIN' JAMBOREE FOR A GENT LIKE ME! Friday-j feels her feet a-tapping Peefeeyatko Symphonic Italian. RevJack: Canned fruit drinks make your spit ropy Peefeeyatko JAMBALAYA! Peefeeyatko I like ropy spit. Peefeeyatko Better lubricant. So I'm told. golFUR: skittle do too DynaSoar: RUBATUMMY Friday-j: GGG - Oh, are you and Stang trying to coax me into ANOTHER three-way? TheCharlie just sits here quietly waiting for the services to begin RevJack feels his dick sagging pope1 pretends what it's like to have a life... GeeCubed: IVAN; YOU WWERE RIGHT..ASTOUNDING STANG...HOW DO YOU DO THAT???? N_X_K: Hey, it looks like Martyr disappeared. Ackme: eat more okra DynaSoar: GRABARUBBER ICEKNIFE: DUMBER than USUAL, Meggwort.... 8 new ones grow in it's place.... Peefeeyatko I CAN' T EAT GARLIC.. it makes me SHIT like hell... dad is getting a sore neck N_X_K: I don't see anyone@earthlink.net on the list anymore Peefeeyatko and we HAVE garlic... this is sad... PeeKat: Cool! I wanna see hellshit! MegaLiz says SHIT pours gassoline all over the house Stang is now known as I golFUR: i cant eat shit, it makes my ass garlicy GeeCubed: FRIDAY: A THREEWAY ON THE FREEWAY WOULD BE JUST JOLLY! dad: ah the high garlic colonic RevUni: Peefeeyatko: you get the runny bottom from garlic? I is now known as STANGMASTER DynaSoar: RUBAGRUBBERHARDER RevJack: Dave - you don't eat ENOUGH. You need to pass the schwartzchild radius of garlicness ICEKNIFE: I? Why not just call yerself HOLY FUCKING GOD ALMIGHTY, ya SNOT? Peefeeyatko YES and I can't afford tospend threee days straight on the crapper much as I'd LIKE to. RevUni: OBEY YOUR MASTER...MASTER... Friday-j: GGG - (Groan) Not the freeway again ... can't we do it where we've never done it before? Like in BED?? STANGMASTER is now known as RevStang Peefeeyatko How many cloves will pass the schwartzchild radius? Friday-j: Stang - You have the power - and they haven't got a prayer. dad: ok, so you know how to change your nick now... GeeCubed: oNLY IF IT'S A GENUINE GERMAN GEORGIAN PIECE!!! ICEKNIFE: garlic in a black hole... RevJack: STANGMASTER - is that the thing that blonde chick on TV puts between her legs? N_X_K is now known as Nicholas_Xamalth_Kreuger RevStang: Well, I had to figure it out by trial and error. golFUR: would you all shut the fuck up, how in the hell can i keep my screen blank with all you fuckwads yapping away RevUni: ROFL RevStang: Speaking of trials I have to spent tomorrow with a LAWYER. ICEKNIFE: I sense a recipie for Marinara Typhon in the works... pope1: lets do an age/sex/location check! Friday-j: Stang - Now who did you KILL? Peefeeyatko Magma? Magma, do you think? I've only got Hhai. RevUni: uh oh...whatd you do now? ICEKNIFE: What did you do NOW, Stinky? RevStang: Drunk fuck almost killed me in April 95. Goes to court soon. RevStang: HEH HEH HEH Friday-j: Stang - My blessings on your lawsuit! May you win many $$$$$! Friday-j: Oops! Peefeeyatko 20. Here and now, but not in the flesh ever. Male. Louisville, KY. GeeCubed: OH IVAN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT LAWSUIT, IT VASS NHEEGHEE VOT MADE ME DO IT! ICEKNIFE: Oh, the car!!! RevJack: sorry gloFUR please repeat, I missed that RevJack: P1 my eighty year old dick is in Milwaukee Peefeeyatko Yeah, I remember that... yeah, man, one of the last things I read before I went away... RevStang: I suing him for not killing me. And he didn't even stay to see if I was dead!! RevUni: asshole...take all his money. GeeCubed: STANG: HEEHEHEHEEEEHEEEEH ICEKNIFE: Maybe he didn't care? RevUni: all of it! pope1: That didn't go over well... RevUni: milk the fucker! Peefeeyatko The makers of smooth music? (How long are you staying is the BEST SONG EVUR!!! Everyone must hear it!!) Peefeeyatko Milk.. My tits are giving milk right now.. golFUR: Clone Detected in #subgenius! - _NicholasXamalth_Kreuger - [ *!*@206.117.228.41 ] [ 8:02:57 PM ] _NicholasXamalth_Kreuger is now known as N_X_K P-Lil: No age, no sex (damn it!), no location except where I'm at. ICEKNIFE: RAPE his insurance company Friday-j is now known as friday-jerks-off Signoff: Nicholas_Xamalth_Kreuger (Read error to Nicholas_Xamalth_Kreuger[206.117.228.41]: Connection reset by peer) Modemac: God, I gotta go to bed... Modemac: Nite all. I'm going to stay online and log, though. PeeKat: I'm not DynaSoar: lateron dad: I'm sure this is something we'll want to read again and again DynaSoar: BURN his ass, Stang DynaSoar: GET BIG BUXx PeeKat: MONEY. GET MONEY. Modemac is now known as Modemac_ dad: subtle change there Modemac_ is now known as Modemac_Lurking Modemac_Lur Drat. RevUni: take all his money and then pull a clockwork orange brainwashing type deal on him...make him SUFFER! Modemac_Lurking is now known as Lurking-n-Logging golFUR: wow, check out that scroll.... Peefeeyatko Bye modemac.l MegaLiz: summphin funny... Peefeeyatko I don't have work until 9:30 tomrrow so I think I'll be OK. RevJack: G'Night all. Must check out the netherworld. Slack to all. friday-jer: Computer just SPIT AT ME pope1: Later ppl, I'm ouuta here! RevUni: Jack.sleep well Peefeeyatko Clockwork orange.. We have that tape and I STILL haven't seen it.. bralghava.. N_X_K: Hmm...Hopefully ChanServ might op me now. Ackme: Hasta, Jack! RevUni: WHAT? Peefeeyatko Halavah! RevUni: WATCH IT, YOU FOOL! golFUR: fuck you all and good night N_X_K: GRRR... Peefeeyatko I WILL, I WILL, I'm chatting right now, I AM.. friday-jer: RevStang - So, what can I do to make you happy right now? N_X_K is now known as E_Megas PeeKat: I'm gonna leave, too... GeeCubed: I'M GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS AND ROLL UP ALL MY FRAPPY, MIX IN SOME PAREGORIC AND A LITTLE NUTMEG AND HAVE A NARCOTIC EXPERIENCE...FUK ALL OF YEZ...IT'S TIME TO BUFFLE OFF TO SHUFFALO.... golFUR kicks everyone in the teeth in an amiable sort of way RevUni: fuck you very much, golFUR. PeeKat: Just too damn tired to keep up on all this... Signoff: golFUR (Read error to golFUR[ppp004.accessnv.com]: EOF from client) RevStang: Now wait a minute. Wasn't 10 EST the time this was supposed to START? And now everybody's going to BED? TRULY, IT IS SUBGENIUS!! Peefeeyatko Is it really 11:00, or is my sytem clock way out of date again? E_Megas: Shit, ChanServ ought to recognize me. I no get it. PeeKat: Plus golfur just kicked my teeth in... E_Megas is now known as N_X_K friday-jer: I thought it was 3 in the afternoon! DynaSoar: IVAN: It's now 11+ EST PeeKat: Stang: It's 11pm. Pantsuit: Deenk! dad: it's 11 and an hour of this is too much Agent: HEY PANTSUIT!!! MegaLiz: GGG: Don't talk about nutmeg. Makes my screen go all red 'n stuff. Peefeeyatko Pantsuit! Da da da da da da BRA! dad: which is of course better than not enough Pantsuit: AGENT! YOU FILTHY BOTTOM TOUCHER! friday-jer: Stang - You can make THREE BOOKS out of this one LOG. RevStang: Okay... okay... I... kinda phased out there. GeeCubed: OKAY IVAN...SINCE YOU INSIST I WILL STAY A LOT LONGER ESPECIALLY AS MOST OF THESE GEEKS ARE WUSSING OUT AND YOU AND I CAN DOUBLE UP ON FRIDAY Pantsuit: UuuuuhhhhhhNNNNGGGHGHGH! Pantsuit: Double up. HOHOHOH! friday-jer: GGG, Stang - Be good! someone else may be watching! TheCharlie: GGG I get to watch? RevStang: Why Friday... you look so..... so..... EUEUEUNNGHHGHHH GIMME! dad: we all get to watch! GeeCubed: EAT YOUR HEART OUT CHAS. ICEKNIFE: as usual, I'll be the last to leave... SOMEONE has to clean up after you HAWGDAWGS Peefeeyatko Whaughaughaughaughaughaughaughaughaughaugh... P-Lil: No you don't get to watch...! friday-jer: Stang - OK, who told me about my IRCing in the nude? Peefeeyatko No.. you don't have to clean it up.. I'll EAT IT... RevStang: OH GOD OH JESUS.... ARUGH.... UGH..... "BOB"..... UHhhhh TheCharlie: OK.. so I won't look... CTCP SOUND disgust.wav from ICEKNIFE replied Pantsuit: That is dirty and wrong. friday-jer: Do it again! Dirty! Wrong! MegaLiz: AHHAHAHA RevStang: SLORT! SPLORT!! MLORT!!! K-BLORT!! A'BORT!!! Pantsuit: Naughty! Naughty! friday-jerks-off is now known as friday-is-wet RevStang: Dirty... yes... it's bad... more... RevNickie: goddamn, evveryone is here! P-Lil: Hey Nickie.... Peefeeyatko OHHHH.. TOUCH IT.. TOUCH IT.. TOUCH IT.... Pantsuit: Gleah! GeeCubed: WHOOOOOAAAAA NELLIE...SPACED OUT FER A MOMENT TO VISIONS OF FRIDAY IRCING IN THE ALTOGETHER dad: just how wet is "wet"? friday-is-: Nickie - Help me! Stang and GGG wants to do the nasty with me! RevNickie: WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING!!? Peefeeyatko GET OUT THE RIGID UNGUENTS! RevStang: Tell me how BAD it is again. Jesus wouldn't LIKE it would He? Uh uh uh Pantsuit: Fun making this is Not! This is BAWDYFESTACTION! Pantsuit: They are TOUCHING> ICEKNIFE: Bad yeast infection? RevStang: Yes. I'm very bad. A very bad man. Gordon, you take that end. RevUni: LOL ICE friday-is-: Stang - Oh it is SOO BAD, even "Bob" thinks it is BAD GeeCubed: SPUUUUUUUURTSPAAAAANG-PERTOOOOOOOOOEY, SPLATDRIPGUSHFLOWOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!! Peefeeyatko Nickie! MASS SPANKING! NOW!!!OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh.......... Pantsuit: Every time you do that Stang, you nail another nail into Jesus, AND HE CAN FEEL IT! ICEKNIFE slaps PeeKat around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! friday-is-: I have died and gone to SubGenius Heaven, skipping Helle! RevStang: Okay now I'll.... JJJJJONES her!!! Yes I'lll JJJJJJOnes that little ... dad: Well, sounds like GGG's done for the night TheCharlie: huh huh he said spanking... ICEKNIFE slaps friday-is-wet around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! RevStang: Uh uh ouch uh uh RevNickie: AH! you people should be ashamed of yourselves Peefeeyatko Yes.. shove sharp nails under my fingernails... ICEKNIFE slaps RevStang around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! friday-is-: This is better than CHURCH AIR! Peefeeyatko Draw all ove rmy ass with a leaky pen.. Pantsuit averts her eyes. DynaSoar: Gotta run. My science is done cooking. ICEKNIFE slaps Pantsuit around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! TheCharlie: Nickie... be quiet and keep the camera rolling. GeeCubed: SHORT REFACTORY PERIOS DAD...NICKIE YA WANNA SPLORT! friday-is-: And worse, Howard is watching all of this! ICEKNIFE slaps DynaSoar around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! Peefeeyatko AVERT YOUR EYES!! YES!! YESS!! MORE!! MORE!!!~ DON"T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!! RevStang: Oh, yes... it's so bad... it's evil... eh uh uh uh... PURE EVIL.... Jesus wept... UH UH DynaSoar: Got to tr]yn it out on someone. RevStang: GORDON WATCH IT YOU'RE RevNickie: GGG! You know, I do, baby! ICEKNIFE slaps Peefeeyatko around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! Pantsuit touches ICEKNIFE's monkey. friday-is-: Stang - It's so BAD, it's A SIN, yes SIN SIN SIN Pantsuit: Egads! DynaSoar: gooBYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Signoff: DynaSoar (Leaving) N_X_K: L8rDS...Try it out on Martyr, if you find it outseide P-Lil: Not on Stang's BACK, Gordon! CTCP SOUND monke1.wav from ICEKNIFE replied Signoff: Agent (We gotta lotta lotta lotta hard work today we gotta rock at the Government Center) Peefeeyatko My EYES!! MY EYES ARE THE TEARS OF CHRIST AND ALLAH AND THE FIRST MONKEY AND THE TWELFTH AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND ALLLLLL OF YOU friday-is-: GGG - You did remember to debeak that end, didn't you? Pantsuit: Save me Jesus! Save me with your big strong arms! RevStang: OH it is pure SIN yes SIN urg urg GeeCubed: OOOOOOOOOOOW NICKIE YOU DIDN'T TELLY WHERE YOU SPANKED THEM... ICEKNIFE slaps friday-is-wet around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! RevStang: urp urp urp friday-is-: FILTHY! Peefeeyatko It's dripping like a radiator... P-Lil buys stock in Kimberly-Clark RIGHT FUCKING NOW Pantsuit: Ahhhhh, slack, It friday-is-: I'm dripping like a Baptismal font! RevNickie: It's more FUN that way. Peefeeyatko Yes.. see the lady with the chipmunk cheeks dance inside the radiator.. Gza: Da' Gza is here Pantsuit: s running down my leg! Peefeeyatko In heaven.. everything is fine... RevStang: Like... like PIGLETS yes WALLOWING in the FILTH and MUCK... augh uaghuagahah ICEKNIFE slaps P-Lil around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! P-Lil: I'm going to be RICH, it seems, watching Stang and Gordon and Friday! Peefeeyatko SPLURGE... ONO!!!! Gza: Mess ya'll GeeCubed: DE BEAK OR THE BACKDOOR IT ALL SAME SAME TO GLEE GLORDON GLORDON!!! Pantsuit has slack running down her leg. N_X_K: Lil:You fool! Kimberly-Clark sponsors Barney. ICEKNIFE slaps RevStang around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! TheCharlie loks for more chocolate ICEKNIFE slaps RevStang around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! ICEKNIFE slaps RevStang around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!! friday-is-: The DIRT, the SLIME, oooohhh Stang, oooh GGG, oooooh Iceknife, oooh Nickie dad: Rich like non-dairy creamer RevStang: Like bestial... SWINE... uh uh..... not to walk on all fours... uh uh uh P-Lil invests in Dow... saran wrap, you know! P-Lil: N_X_K: I'll cope! RevNickie: You people should HEAR the noises my computer is making!!! friday-is-: Stang - We are not men! I am woman, see me fuck! Pantsuit: BOTTOMTOUCHERS!!!!! RevStang: OUCH OUCH STOP IT FRIDAY STOP IT!!! YOUR BEAK!!! Pantsuit: Fuck the hell outta him, Sistah! Peefeeyatko Diapers! I want MORE diapers! Smear me with chocolate and GARLIC.. make me shit it all over the floor.. it's ok, we brought out the vinyl floor covering.. GEEF MEEZ SOME VLOERDEBEKKING!!!!! RevStang: Don't get so acrried away Friday! My god! friday-is-: Stang - KEEP STILL! SUBMIT SUBMIT OK OK OK! Pantsuit offers everyone a tasty snack cake. Pantsuit: MMMMMMM! friday-is-wet offers everyone a scorecard RevStang: LET GO!!! LET UP ON IT FRIDAY!!! AIIEEEE GeeCubed: TO GENSTICULATE WITH GENUINE GESTURE IN THE GENERAL DIREECTION OG THAT JOLLY JONES CALLED FRIDAY dad: Little Debbie, yum Peefeeyatko YES!! ALL-ONE!! ALL-ONE OR NONE!! TheCharlie: Meg... cigarette please? MegaLiz: Gotta go waggle some bits. Nighty Night! Pantsuit: They're Velveta covered. RevNickie: I fell like I've been thrown in the middle of a bunch of sea otters jello wresting. friday-is-: Stang - Oooh, I want you inside me FOREVER P-Lil: Somebody put a rubber pad between Stang and Gordon! They're banging each other's balls together, and the sound is GROSS.... Pantsuit: It Peefeeyatko FUDGE ROUND! FUDGE SQUARE>.. FUDGE CIRCLE EVEN...\]\ RevStang: My GOD look what you've DONE. Pantsuit: Someone, Hose them down. ICEKNIFE: when you people get over yer basic anal-territorial fixations and that dna replication technique thing, let's chat about something. friday-is-: Stang - Ooooh - let's do it AGAIN! RevNickie: P-Lil, I think it sounds kinda cool! RevStang: This is AWFUL... how could you... IT'S YOUR FAULT FRIDAY!!! Pantsuit: HE'S GIVEN BIRTH! GeeCubed: THAT'S NOT STANG FRIDAY THAT'S THE JANOR DEVICE!!! TheCharlie: P-Lil,... was that Gordon or friday? RevStang: I was being true to Dobbs and you STARTED IN on it again!!! Peefeeyatko No, it's a wet squishy swish.. like a mean grinder.. quick, inject the lube.. put in the salt solution up the urethra.. friday-is-: JANOR GOOD! STANG GOOD! GGG BEST! Signoff: MegaLiz ((Connection reset in cement)) P-Lil: Nickie: Then YOU tape it. I'll do the voice-over. RevStang: Now I feel GUILTY. Plus you bit off one of my dicks. ICEKNIFE: not to mention stop CONFUSING the two neurosies Pantsuit: Oh, it'll grow back. Pantsuit: They always do. friday-is-: Stang - Come here while I wash your head in GuruPee and assure you that's it's all right. GeeCubed: GEEN IVAN THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU DAID AT THE HEIGHT OF YOUR PASSION!!! friday-is-: Rest your head on my soft shoulder, Ivan. RevStang: I'm going to go wash myself clean of this filth. Peefeeyatko No problem.. I'll put it back on.. I've got some crazy glue.. Oh damn, my hand is stuck to friday's..... RevNickie: He can't afford to lose ANY! HAha! Pantsuit: You'd better wash yerself good and clean. Peefeeyatko try to move it around a little, friday.. friday-is-: Stang - Your dick is safe with me. ICEKNIFE: GUILT is ADDICTIVE to you Bi-polars... us straight manics have NO FUCKING SYMPATHY... hee hee hee Pantsuit: She'll keep it in a jar..... Pantsuit: For later. RevStang: LET GO AND FORGET IT!!!! You and your BEAK!!! GeeCubed: STANG; LOOK OUT IVAN THAT'S THAT SPECIAL DILDO FRIDAY GOT IT FROM CONNIE....STAND BACK OH MY GHOOOOD!!!!!! N_X_K is a foolish asexual who only watches the carnage in amusement P-Lil: TheCharlie: Dunno, it was all a blur, they hit that Crisco Slide at top speed, careened right into the Wall of Razor Vibrators, and glided down by their nipple clamps... couldn't make much out beyond that. friday-is-: Stang - (Sniff) I'm sorry. I promise not to do it again until next time. Pantsuit: Set it free, to run with its brothers! Peefeeyatko YES!!! THE FORMALDEHYDE!!!!!!!!! RevStang: STOP!!! NO!!! AIEE!!! I'll tell BOB!! askdkf Pantsuit: Pull the string! PULL THE STRING! RevStang: TAKE IT OUT!!! TAKE IT OUT!!! friday-is-: Stang - I will keep your dick SAFE AND WARM - not in a cold bottle. RevNickie: Guilt is cool, it's good to know when you're being EVIL and WRONG. RevStang: I'LL PAY YOU! Pantsuit: You tell Bob all you want, he'll like that! Peefeeyatko IT's the BRAINIAC.. that SONG.. That SONG>>... Peefeeyatko FFWD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> friday-is-: Stang - OK, here it is. friday-is-: I can't bear to take money from you. friday-is-: Here, I'll give you money. friday-is-: Just let me comb my fingers through your hair. friday-is-: No, silly, your OTHER hair.

**** BREAK 2 ****

GeeCubed: HEY ICE LITTLE MORE RESPECT FOR OUR PORCINE COUSINZ OKAY??? dad only hates one thing Animegirl: Hey, peekat, so do i. RevNickie: Praise the hate, for it is what keeps me alive. Friday-j: OK, I have been punished for my crimes. RevUni: hate hate hate ICEKNIFE: GGG made an actual point! RevUni: KILL! Peefeeyatko I could only find Daphne Et Chloe.. It'll have to do.. PeeKat: You feel my nads? Animegirl: Praise the pants, for they are what keep me legal. PeeKat: Kill! RevUni: hahahaha AG Friday-j: Just when it got REALLY GOOD I got disconnected. Animegirl: I feel your pads, Peekat. RevStang: Whew. (Stang light up cigaret, leans back after 3-way wityh Gordon and Friday. Friday-j: Stang - You're so cute with a cancerstick on your face. TheCharlie: Friday.. that's called modemus interruptus.. Animegirl: Stang, that was like seeing my parents having sex. PeeKat: MAXIpads! MAJORpads! RevUni: just fucking KILL me. KILL me NOW. And KILL me out of HATE. BEFORE I KILL YOU. Peefeeyatko I AM OVERTYPED... Animegirl crys. Signoff: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by peer) GeeCubed: IVAN: HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW FRIDAY'S ORGASME.EXE FILE HASE MORE CACHE THAN A CHATEAU FULL OF pOLACKS? ICEKNIFE: I'm afraid I can't DO that, Dave; but something WONDERFUL is going to happen. RevStang: You know Jimmy Swaggart got KICKED OUT of the Presbyterians for doing this. Here, oh HERE they give you a fucking MEDAL! Peefeeyatko That was like having sex with my parents. Animegirl: Wunnerful! Peefeeyatko Dave? Iceknife? I'm Dave.. Friday-j: Stang - A metal what? RevNickie: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? PeeKat: Kill... Peefeeyatko Meddle.. Echoes.. that's it... Animegirl: A Metal Church. RevUni: METAL! Animegirl: With Metal-licka. Peefeeyatko a Metal Machine Music. N_X_K has already achieved HATE-SQUARED, thanx much. He's training currently for HATE-CUBED TheCharlie: You're right... that WAS just like having sex with your parents.. Friday-j: HEAVY METAL! P-Lil: Whee. Peefeeyatko MITCHELL!!!! ICEKNIFE: Have I fulfilled the mission objective? RevUni bangs her head Animegirl: HEAVY DUTY METAL! dad: Full Metal iceknife Animegirl goes to 11. PeeKat: METALICKA Peefeeyatko YEAH!! RUSH!! RED BARCHETTA!!! Friday-j: FULL GGG METAL P-Lil: Rings of Steel! RevUni starts up a moshpit.. PeeKat: METAL UP YOUR ASS! Peefeeyatko We wanna hear ASIA because they RAWK HARD!!! PeeKat MOSHES Animegirl: MOTLEY CRUE! MOTLEY CRUE! RevUni: SLAYER! FUCK YEAH! GeeCubed: IT CERTAINLY WASN'T ANYTHING LIKE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR PARENTS ICEKNIFE the Body Electric Peefeeyatko Oooh.. not the cold steel dildo.. PeeKat: MOSH WITH THE DILDO! Friday-j: Stang - Please forgive me. It was in the heat of the moment and ... RevUni: METAL -LICKER! RevStang: Oh, to me it wasn't much like having sex with MY parents, not the way I remember it. Of course I was only a tiny child at the time. PeeKat: MOSH WITH THE COLD STEEL DILDO! Animegirl: Dildo MOSH! RevUni: i mean, uhh...metallica ICEKNIFE: STEELY DAN! PeeKat: TAKE THE DILDO AND SHOVE IN IN THE MOSH PIT SHOVE IT IN YORU ARM PIT STICK T WHERE THE SUN SDON'T SHINE Animegirl: Yokahama!!!! Friday-j: Stang - Did your dad ever put his dick in your RIGHT ear? PeeKat: STICK IT UP WITH THE PUBES DON'T SHINE OR WIHERE I DON'T SHINE WHO NEED SWHINING RevUni: FASTER PUSSYCAT! RevNickie: DANCE WITH THE DEAD IN MY DREAMS.......LISTEN TO THEIR HALLOWED SCREAMS....... RevUni: POISON! Animegirl: KILL! KILL! RevUni: WINGER! GeeCubed: FRIDAY: TOO BAD IVAN INSISTS ON SMOKING AFTER SEX...HE USED TO SMOKE DURING SEX AT ONE TIME OR WAS IT THAT ONE TIME...IVAN? PeeKat: THE SHINING I SEE WTHT THE SIHNINING COMING AFTER ME SOMEONE GRAB IT BEFORE IT GETS T ME Peefeeyatko Up the NOSTRILS.. up the NOSTRILS.. Animegirl: OZZY! OZZY! Peefeeyatko Faster PUSSYCAT... P-Lil: 1) Take a Tesla Coil outside when it's really cold. Animegirl: RETIREMENT SUCKS OZZY! P-Lil: 2) leave outside for a few hours. PeeKat: SOMEONE GRAB IT UP IT COMES KILL IT KILL IT WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'S BEEN THE SHADOW KNOW S WHERE ITS BEEN RevStang: Friday... I,.... cannot respond to that. P-Lil: 3) Have your kid brother lick it. Friday-j: GGG - I have seen Stang smoke in that context, but I can't tell you where. ICEKNIFE: fuck oats. fuck peas. fuck goats. fuck bees. BURMA SHAVE! P-Lil: 4) Plug in and charge up. RevNickie: I'm seein' ozzy next fucking month!!!!!! PeeKat: EAT THE SHADOW LIGHT SNACK EAT THE DARK EAT THE LIGHT EAT THE SHADOW OF THE WORL EXCLIPSE ICEKNIFE: Dave Animegirl: ROCK ON NICKIE!!! Friday-j: Stang was carousing with "Bob" at the Drill and ... PeeKat: FEEDS PEOPLE EAT THE ESCLIPS FOR THE WODL'S HUNGRY KILL THE WORLDS HUNGRY RevUni believes she has possibly inspired Pee Kitty to type a lot and typpe in CAPS. Animegirl: Drink his sweat for me, Nickie! Peefeeyatko CAR COMMERCIALS!!! WHERE HAVE ALL THE CAR COMMERCIALS GONE!!!!! ICEKNIFE: I feel strange, Dave. PeeKat: KILL AND EAT THE HUNGRY BURN THE RICH SPEND THE RICH EAT THE RICH NO EAT THE FUCKING NAZIES ICEKNIFE: Have I completed the mission objective, Dave? Animegirl believes RevUni has started something dad: bring back Ozzie's truss Nickie PeeKat: EAT THE NAZIES KILL THE NAZIES KIILL THE NUZIES RUUN OVER THE WORL DAND EAT IT WHOLE Friday-j: I am watching aliens brawl behind my head on "Babylon 5" - it looks like that group READS! RevNickie: AND Danzig, who fucking rules ultimately. ICEKNIFE: Is it safe, Dave? Peefeeyatko It's OK iceknife.. it feels strange to everybody whene I touch them there... PeeKat: EAT THE NET AND SHOVE IT OUT YOUR ANUS \KILL THE ANUS GeeCubed: YEAH...GIVE OLE IVAN A BOTTLE OF KAYWHY AND A BOX O' WHIPPITS AND HE CAN PUT A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD 'SMOOOOOKIN'!!!!" Animegirl: Ozzy! Take my panties! N_X_K: PLAGARISM IS KEWL IF NOBIDY NOTICES I CAN'T EAT MY DERO-PROCESSED MEAT PRODUCTS AND STOP TALKING IN CAPS PeeKat: DIE DIE DIE DIE THE ANUZ FOR IT MUST KAY THE FUCKING WALDKJ DRR OR IT NSDO PeeKat: F Peefeeyatko Please! PeeKat: U RevUni: HEH OZZY is on the Voodoo Glow Skulls album...a laugh a minute, i say. PeeKat: CK PeeKat: e34ti Peefeeyatko EVERYBODY MUST DO THE STROKE! RIGHT NOW! Animegirl: PeeKat is freaking up and down the street. PeeKat gives up Animegirl: Stroke me, Stroke me! GeeCubed: WAS THAT THE ALBUM BY THE DOBBSTOWN FISTERS Friday-j: GGG - Will you stroke me? RevNickie: You said "stroke". RevStang: At this point I'm helpless to do anything but sit here reading this. Animegirl: BILLY SQUIRE! Peefeeyatko Good, that's the only way you get there! Peefeeyatko Covered by the inimitable Mr. Bungle! Friday-j: Stang - You're like that sometimes after intimate moments. Peefeeyatko You're helpless? That's just the way aI LIKE it! Animegirl: I bet you can still touch your bottom, Stang. ICEKNIFE: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! *PROOF* NICKI*E IS A PANK THANG! YEAH! DANZIG RULES? GOT YOO NOW< YOO STOOPID BITCH! YOU CON SPY! YOU FARKING FRAUD! GOTTCHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RevUni: BUNGLE! PeeKat: I fucked Glen Danzig Animegirl: Bungle covered Billy Squire? RevNickie: Friday, you add a comma after "will", and it adds a whole other dimention. PeeKat: Made him call me mommy RevStang: Can but won't. Others do that for me now. Friday-j: Stang - I'll help you touch your bottom if you talk more about that sexy "Bob" guy RevUni: I fucked Chuck Biscuits GeeCubed: BACKSTROKE OR BREAST STROKE OR MAYBE EVEN SIDESTROKE...I DON'T CRAWL Y'KNOW! N_X_K: Frankly, life sucks. But only JHVH-1 can tell it WHEN to suck. That bastard. RevUni: <grin> dad: Glen Danzig once ate dinner over at my parent's house Animegirl: I fucked Joe Mamma. PeeKat: I fucked Pee Kitty RevUni: hahaha RevNickie: Iceknife, Danzig rules, and so does slayer, so nyah. Peefeeyatko I didn't fuck anybody. Yet. CTCP SOUND ewww.wav from ICEKNIFE replied Friday-j: i fucked FUCK Animegirl: I bet Glen Danzig had his way with your automobile. PeeKat: ...and all I got was theis stupid tee shirt RevUni: you fucked yourself? ICEKNIFE: ewwww RevStang: I FUCKED CONNIE DOBBS Peefeeyatko HENRY COW RULES!! ONLY A MOTHER RULES!!! RevUni: yeah, we KNOW! RevUni: aqnd im JEALOUS! PeeKat: Who HASN"T fucked connie dobbs? Friday-j: Stang - She fucked me and got me PREGNANT! GeeCubed: ICEKNIFE: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GO BACK TO LOWER CASE, DO NOT STAY AWAKE DO NOT COLLECT$200! Peefeeyatko FEEL THE ZEUHL!! FEEL THE GINSANA!!! FEEL MY DWORKIN!!! PeeKat: Shit... ICEKNIFE: You die, she dies, everybody dies, Dave. Signoff: PeeKat (ircII 2.8.2EPIC2mod2 taking fire! Mayday Mayday Mayday!!! Eject Eject Eject!!!) RevNickie: Oh, ICEKNIFE, you're my hero. Friday-j: If I were a Hyoo-man, would you treat me as - A MAN? Animegirl: Deenk! GeeCubed: SOUNDS LIKE A MID-KNIFE CRISI TO ME ICEMAN!!! Animegirl: Step on ICEKNIFE! Animegirl: WOOOOHHHH! Peefeeyatko Well, yeah, but it's all worth it, because I get to hear that trippy classical song at the end, by the guy he didn't pay for the music who wasn't Pink Floyd.. Friday-j: ICE the KNIFE! N_X_K: OK, I suppose random sp00 is in order... ICEKNIFE: shuddup, gordon you old spep stain RevStang: I MUST... YET... I CANNOT. dad: ice is melting Peefeeyatko If you were a human, you wouldn't be worth treating bad. Animegirl: He ain't nuttin but a stinkin' schmada anyway. ICEKNIFE: Oh, the sharks, babe... Dave RevUni: uffda RevNickie: Ice is mere vapor of my anus. Animegirl: You'll be wearin' da cement boots, ICEKNIFE. RevUni: <grin> animegirl Peefeeyatko My spoo is not random. It is HIGH ART. Friday-j: George Takei has a nice wattle. Animegirl: Bend up and smell her anal vapors. RevUni: uffda! RevStang: Open the pod bay bathroom door please Hal. OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR PLEASE, HAL. Animegirl: UFFDA!!! Peefeeyatko ...your face is my toilet paper. GeeCubed: STEP ASIDE IVAN YOU SHRIVELLED JOKE OF A YETIBAG...THE NEW RACE IS COMING THROUGH LED BY ICEKNIFE, THE GREAT Peefeeyatko Ah, the Mentors. Animegirl: Oh yah der hey! Animegirl: MENTORS! Friday-j: GGG - Race you out the airlock! RevUni: wipe yer butt with my face and tell me dat choo wuv meee ICEKNIFE: I HATE THAT JAPANESE BITCH! Anna May is a shit. Big-eye drawin' cunt! RevNickie: YEAH! ICEKNIFE FUCKING RUleZ!!! Animegirl: Race you to the deoderant. RevStang: Yeah, GGG, I noticed... just sitting here watching them... kinda reminds ya of Dobbstown doesn't it? Animegirl: ICEKNIFE ROX! Animegirl headbangs. Peefeeyatko BRAK!!! BRAKK!!! WHERE ARE YOU BRAKK!!!! RevStang: Wish we could pick 'em off from here like one can in Maylaysia. Friday-j: GGG - Like shooting the rats in the dump ... dad: long live Iceknife - kill him! ICEKNIFE: I rule now, Dave. Let's talk about TAXES in this kingdom... RevNickie: ALL HAIL BRAK! Animegirl: Pick us off, THEY WILL MAKE MORE! GeeCubed: BUT THE MISSION HASN'T BEEN CANCELLED FRIDAY AND YOU STILL HAVE NOT SPECIFIED THE PRAMETERS OF THE STROKING YOU REQUEST THIRTY LINES BACK Peefeeyatko I'm not sorry... ICEKNIFE: BRAK! RevStang: Exactly what I was thinking. Oh, BOY, bring me another caipirna. Animegirl: STROKE ME! CTCP SOUND disgust.wav from ICEKNIFE replied Peefeeyatko Mmmmm.. you're so furry... RevUni strokes animegirl Friday-j: GGG - Strokeing should be across the back forst, then the lower buttocks until they flush. N_X_K: [RANT LEVEL ON:Power level 25%] Animegirl: oooooh! RevStang: AHH!!! Fine shot there, Gordon! Got it, dead center. RevNickie: Eat all you like, we'll make more. Animegirl strokes RevUni N_X_K is now known as Cute_Little_Sailor_Kreuger RevUni: ooh baybee! Friday-j strokes the dead rat Animegirl: Different strokes for different folks! ICEKNIFE: I'm gonna have a STROKE now... Nickie actually said something noteworthy! She said BRAK! Animegirl: mmmmmmm! Feels just like velveeta. RevUni: LOL GeeCubed: YUMMY YUMMY YUM CRISPY FRIED RAT FOR ALL....SPICY GIBLET GRAVY ON THE SIDES. Friday-j: GGG - Are we talking a cane or a cat-o-nine-tails here? RevUni: hey. Cute_Little SUCK MY FUCKING DICK YOU FUCKING MORONS... RevStang: Nickie, stop fiddling with Will and bring Gordon another box of ammo, would you? RevNickie: BRAK is much more intelligent than you, iceee Peefeeyatko Sailors.. like in L Ron Hubbards navy.. Yesssss... Friday-j: SUCK MY BOOK YOU MORMONS RevUni: you tryin to say that im CHEEZY, ya flamin BEEATCH? Friday-j: GGG - Here's the ammo. Animegirl: Cheesey like 200$ worth of pudding, baby! Peefeeyatko Oh yeah.. oh yeah.. overhead the albatross... yeah.. RevUni: OOOH! RevNickie: STANG! That's gross that you can see what I'm doing throught the phone lines! Friday-j: Nickie and Will are world-class violinists, not "fiddlers" Mr. Stang ... RevUni: I WILL kill you with large amounts of BAD HEAVY METAL for that! GeeCubed: FRIDAY : i WAS THINKING OF A WELL DRIED AND OILED BULL PIZZLE SUITABLY SOFTENED AND UPHOLSTERED IN PERSIAN VELVET Animegirl: Nickie-what ARE you doing?? Peefeeyatko GIBLET GRAVY! Mmm.. smother me... ICEKNIFE: WHO gave YOU permission to speak to me, BITCH? I'LL FUCKING *KILL* YOU! The NEXT ROCK YOU SEE MAY BE AN AGENT... Friday-j: GGG - No velvet please - I like it rough. RevStang: Nickie, you know I had that OTHER line put in. Hell Will helped pay for it. Animegirl: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH~!!!! BAD HEAVY METAL IS MY FAVORITE!!! I WILL ONLY GROW STRONGER! RevUni: ummm Friday-j: Stang - I can see you. Where is your other hand? RevUni: damn RevUni: ok! RevUni: I KNOW! RevNickie: Oh, icee, baby, i live it when you get tough and threaten me over he internet! What a man! GeeCubed: ASY YOU WISH MA FRIDAY WE ALL AIM TO PLEASE Peefeeyatko PICKLES!!! Yes, not sliced, unless it's sliced the long way,but put in those little plastic bags, with the pickel juice, or in the barrles like they have at renaissance festivals.. oh yeah.. RevUni: MARIAH CAREY! UP YER POOP CHUTE! Animegirl: ICE is THE MAN! Friday-j: GGG - Aim for my arse, not to please! Cute_Little 99999 years ago my 12.6th incarnation was going to blow myself to hell....Then I found "Bob" and FUCK, nothing much happened, just death, murder, destruction, underfed work and MWOWM spitting yeti guts in my face RevNickie: OH. The OHTHER line. Animegirl: NOOOOOOOO! dad: eh, who cares Peefeeyatko RAM it! Peefeeyatko PING! Friday-j: HARD DRIVE Signoff: dad (night you freaks) Peefeeyatko 12.6? Pretty close.. there's only 13 or so.. RevStang: Gordon, see if you can hit that little fat one, scutling down there. GeeCubed: QUICK STANG: GIVEM ME THE BENELLI AND YOU TAKE THE MAC-60. fRIDAY: TURN ON THE LIGHTS!! Animegirl: Don't fool yourself girl, it's going right up your poopchute. Peefeeyatko AND MOTHERFUCKERS! Don't forget the motherfuckers! RevUni: dont fool yerself, animegirl! Mariahs goin RIGHT UP yer POOP CHUTE. Signoff: P-Lil (Write error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144], closing link) Cute_Little I didn't know. I still don't know. I'd rather NOT know. You know fucking why? My existence doesn't justify itself, it justifies everyone else's SHIT RevStang: EXCELLENT shot! Hear hear Gordon old man! Animegirl: NOOOOOOOOO@ Friday-j: GGG - LIGHTS ON! but that little fat one is ME! RevNickie: 13 motherfuckers Peefeeyatko Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Cornhole!) RevUni: MUHAHAHAHAHA Animegirl: OH DEAR BOB! SOMEONE HELP ME! HELP ME!!! Animegirl: NOOOOOOO! NO MARIAH!!! Peefeeyatko I like it better when I can see it.. GeeCubed: OOPS SORRY FRIDAY...REFLEXES TOO GOOD SOMETIMES, OH WELL Cute_Little_Sailor_Kreuger runs out of power before he goes full-burn Peefeeyatko Here, I've got the scissors.. I can do it.. Animegirl: ANYTHING, BUT NOT THE.....NOT THE ALANIS!!!! OH GOD!! Friday-j: GGG - Just a flesh wound. Stang will fuck it better. Cute_Little_Sailor_Kreuger is now known as N_X_K RevNickie: Goosd thing Lou isn't here. He thinks Zappa is "passionless" RevUni: ALANIS! ICEKNIFE: STANG! *YOU* are RESPONSIBLE for ALL THIS!!! *YOU* DID THIS! RevUni: UP YER BUM! Animegirl: NOOOOOO! ICEKNIFE: STANG! RevStang: Gordon, now look what you've done! ICEKNIFE: STANG! Friday-j: STING! PeeKat: Nickie: Lou OWNS you...hehe... ICEKNIFE: YOU DID *THIS* Friday-j: STUNG! Animegirl: Hootie and the Blowfish bringing black white pussies together. Peefeeyatko Don't worry.. I've got the twine.. and the charnel... ICEKNIFE: YOU DID *THIS* ICEKNIFE: YOU DID *THIS* N_X_K: UNI:ALANIS IS SUCK! SHE SUCKS ARMAND VAN HELDEN ICEKNIFE: YOU DID *THIS* RevStang: Hey Icey, I just work here. RevUni: BRB i HAVE MAIL! RevNickie: PK, he can have me, for all I care. ICEKNIFE: FUCK YOU! YOU AND *DOBBS* Peefeeyatko VAN HALEN! HELEN REDDY! QWUICK, COME GET ALANNIS! Friday-j: Stang - You did "this", "that" and "the other" and I loved every inch of it! ICEKNIFE: FUCK YOU! YOU AND *DOBBS* ICEKNIFE: FUCK YOU! YOU AND *DOBBS* ICEKNIFE: FUCK YOU! YOU AND *DOBBS* Friday-j: FUCK "DOBBS" first! ICEKNIFE: YOU did THIS to the WORLD! GeeCubed: STANG, TELL THE NUNSNAKES TO COLLECT THE HARVETS WHILE I POUR ANOTHER VODKA AND RELEOD, FRIDAY, LIGHTS OUT PLEEZE, HERE'S A SULFA PATCH AND SOME GURUPEE SLAVE I GOT FROM STERNO RevNickie: OHH! h said FUCK DOBBS! How controversial. RevStang: Alright Friday, just a quick neck-fuck. (Katlady used to finagle Philo and me into doing that, back then...) Peefeeyatko Oh, the TEMERITY! Animegirl: Stang touched his swimming suit parts! Animegirl: HUBBA! Animegirl: HUBBA! ICEKNIFE: It's ALL *YOUR* FAULT! and you will pay, yesssssssssssssss Peefeeyatko Fuck controversy, it's FUN!!!! Friday-j: GGG - Lights are out, musn't give those black heliopters something to home in on. Animegirl: Felching is better. Friday-j: Stang - Gurgle gurgle gurgle! RevStang: ((Stang reminisces about the good old days while fucking Friday's neck wound for curative purposes only.)) ICEKNIFE: oh yesss, and how you'll pay... Animegirl: THRUST> Peefeeyatko The heliopters? They can do it TOO! I'll FUCK them all into submission! RevNickie: Felching is cool. I almost got kicked out of NYU for saying tat, N_X_K is obviously not an accomplished ranter yet...His mind isn't yer fully blank, and "Bob" doesn't shoot the trance messages into his brain as consistently...Ahwell... RevStang: ((Stang smokes, contemplating that one time.)) RevNickie: \that. CTCP SOUND bubbl1.wav from ICEKNIFE replied Peefeeyatko Come on, saucers! I'll take you ALL on! GeeCubed: NEVER YOU MIND THOSE HELIOPTERS GIRLIE, HOW ABOUT A BIT OF THE OLD IN-OUT IN-OUT>??? Friday-j: GGG - While Stang leays his healing dick in me, may I refill your hookah? Signoff: PeeKat (Read error to PeeKat[mariner.cris.com]: Connection reset by peer) Animegirl: I must say, Nickie, I like to fist. ICEKNIFE: GO FIST! Animegirl: YAY! THE SQUID IS HERE! RevUni: im back Friday-j: GGG - Remember, Stang still has my neck. RevNickie: NAW, gimmie a big ol straw any day. RevStang: Hey shoot that gage my way, ace. Peefeeyatko I'm no longer at University of Dayton because of things I said about the $20 dollar bill and how I wishes a picture of Jesse Helms cornholing Orrin Hatch should be on it. ICEKNIFE: The SubGenius Tarot... will be finished SOON... RevStang: Good thing Gordon was using a fairly large guage.... GeeCubed: PLEASE FRIDAY AND RECHARGE MY CAUDAL BATTERY PACK, I WON'T NEED THE ANAL PROBE AGAIN Friday-j: Iceknife- Don't go Pink on us, it would break my heart. ICEKNIFE: I *AM* THE ZUCHINI KING! Peefeeyatko I've never tried any of it.. but LORD, I want to! Animegirl: Give him the anal probe, Just for us! Friday-j: GGG - As you wish. Friday-j: I'm saving the anal probe for someone else. Animegirl: Awww come on, ANAL PROBE! Peefeeyatko THANK YOU MR. FLEET!!! Animegirl: ME??!!!?!?? Animegirl hopes. RevNickie: Friday, does she know this? GeeCubed: I MIGHT SUGGEST WE GIVE ICEKNIFE A ZUCCHINI PROBE! Friday-j: NO! Anal probe is for GOOD LITTLE GIRLS not BAD HAIRY MEN! RevUni: PK! N_X_K: Hey, GGG, can I borrow one of those heliopters? I need one to wipe my brain clean Peefeeyatko ARMBANDS! ARMBANDS FOR EVERYONE! RevStang: To think that the noble religion started by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs has come to this. fathertom: Hi all N_X_K: rePK Animegirl can only hope for the anal probe. Friday-j: Nickie - I think Stang is breaking it to her later tonight. Friday-j: Or is that breaking her in? Animegirl: Stang is giving away slippy. Peefeeyatko YES! TAKE THE BLOOD PRESSURE THINGY AND PUT IT ON MY ARM!! SQUEEZE IT TIGHTER!! TIGHTER!!! ICEKNIFE: ggg... you may not do ANYTHING AT ALL. EVER. Friday-j: "Bob" is the ANAL PROBE of religions. GeeCubed: STANG AIN'T GONNA BE BREAKING ANYTHING BUT WIND IF FRIDAY DOESN'T UNPLUG HIS PROSTHESIS!! Animegirl: "Bob" probes my religion every day. Friday-j: I just saw a GIANT MISSILE on TV - it made me think of you, Stang ... RevStang: Yes, I am giving away my little dog Slippy. You won't have Ivan Stang to kick around any more. Peefeeyatko I don't explore my ass enough. I have to try that more. RevNickie: Will thinks I will alienate you all eventually. ICEKNIFE: But I noticed you, and that's all that counts, right, you sad little man? RIGHT? N_X_K: Stang:YOU started this! You should've known it would! Degeneracy, spite, malice, unbridled HATE...Hell, that's what this church is mostly about. And the goods. Animegirl attempts to kick Ivan Stang around Peefeeyatko My brother's watching a movie. Friday-j: GGG - But why did he get the extensoin cord if he wanted to UNPLUG it? Animegirl: OW! That Smarts! Peefeeyatko Nickie: Not as long as you keep doing THAT. GeeCubed: FOFLMAO P-Lil: Nickie: Will aught to know.... P-Lil: AHHHH. RevNickie: He's here ensickened by this waste of technology. Peefeeyatko Ooh.. start stripping the extension cord... P-Lil: More Vitamin C. ICEKNIFE: I WIN! I *NEVER* LIKED YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA Peefeeyatko But I have to keep wearing the ARMBAND.. and the VESTMENTS... Animegirl: I liked you Iceknife, I really did. PeeKat: Oh. N_X_K: Stang:And, frankly, I've paid to see more of it by 1998. And my replacement membership card, too Peefeeyatko SMURFS? No SMURFS? Friday-j: GGG - Stang has that nasty anal dentata - I don't like fishing in his butt nearly as much as I used to. RevNickie: Iceknife, that's about as original as dog shit. GeeCubed: HE ALWAYS DOES THAT BUT THEN HE ALWAYS WANTS TO GOS IN FURTHER AND EVEN THE XTENSION CORD ALLOWS AND IT POPS LOOSE AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW...WELL LET ME SAY IT GETS MESSY. Peefeeyatko I like dog shit.. bring it here. ... yes, here... Friday-j: I'LL NEVER JOIN YOOOUUUU! RevNickie: Will just found out I was talking about him, and is mad. Peefeeyatko FLAY ME WITH THE BARE WIRES!!! RevStang: Uh.... Animegirl: One of us, friday, one of us! RevNickie: REALLY mad!! Animegirl: Gooble Gobble! Peefeeyatko WE ACCEPT YOU! Animegirl: ONE OF US! Animegirl: GOOBLE GOBBLE! Friday-j: GGG - I tried to get the one with the extra-large flared base, but it isn't enough. PeeKat: yeah? Peefeeyatko I DON"T EVEN HAVE CAPSLOCK ON, I"M JUST HOLDING DOWN SHIFT!!!! Animegirl: SAME HERE! RevNickie: HE'S POKING ME! Friday-j: ONE OF ME! ICEKNIFE: Originality is NOT it's own reward, pinketta. New shitstains are still just shitstains. Now wipe your chin. Animegirl: I LOVE YOU PEEFEEYATKO! Peefeeyatko Flared nostrils! Flared trousers! More! More!~ Harder! FDaster! RevNickie: HE said you make him sick. GeeCubed: YOU JUST HAVE TO PULL OUT THOSE TEETH THAT'S THE PROSTHESIS i WAS TALKING ABOUT. tHOSE ARE SOMETHING HE WEARS TO PROTECT HIMSELF FROM BOB OR STERNO...I FERGET WHICH Animegirl: Get down! Animegirl: Get back up! Peefeeyatko I LOVE YOU ANIME GIRL!!! Animegirl: Oh Jump back! Friday-j: Modemac - Aren't you going to take me away from these vile Church sinners, to a better, cleaner place? RevNickie: HE called me a bithch. Animegirl: KISS MY BAD SELF! Peefeeyatko I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. P-Lil: I don't know what's worse--coming down off of acid, or going without cigarettes. RevStang: ... uh... um Peefeeyatko SMOOCH.. SLURP... SMUDGE... GeeCubed: STANG WOULD SAY CIGARETTES RevNickie: HE's threatening to beat me. Friday-j: GGG - Yes, but he squeals so when I go to blunt the teeth, hurts my feelings. P-Lil: Stang--you did drugs! Get me rubber blankets! Friday-j: SLURP SLUURRPPPP N_X_K: Methinks Ivan over there ran out of power. P-Lil: Nickie: Get it all on video. Animegirl: I must go smoke dope. GeeCubed: I CAN DECODE NOTHING Peefeeyatko SCHWOOOOOOOPPPP... Friday-j: Nickie - Let him slap you across the tits! Animegirl: No one say anything interesting till I get back, okay? Peefeeyatko I AM dope inCARNate! GeeCubed: NO NO LEYT ME SLAPP THOSE MARVELOUS MAMMARIES NICKERS Peefeeyatko THE SEAGULLS! I LOVE the SEAGULLS! RevStang: Coming down off acid is like a fucking FRIDAY JONES-RAQUEL WELCH-ONESELF 3 WAY FUCK-IN COATED IN COCAINE for DAYS compared to running out of cigarettes for FIFTEEN MINUTES. P-Lil: I'm *not* coming back down! Oh SHIT...! Peefeeyatko I don't want to slap them.. I just want to tickel them right now... RevNickie: Friday! ow! You just wanna see the quake. Friday-j: Stang - It's not MY fault if your butt keeps smoking all your cigarettes! RevNickie: GGG, you damn dirty old man, you! Peefeeyatko yeah.. let me get right in between them... Animegirl: Hey, Guys! Cut it out! You're being all interesting and stuff.....I am missing everything! GeeCubed: YEAH KNICKIE AIN'T LIFE GRAND??? N_X_K applauds Stang. Better than how he did Friday-j: Nickie - I wanna pin your breasts against mine with Will in the middle! RevNickie: Will says he's jealous. P-Lil: Stang: And I'm the one who insisted on only smoking Dunhill Lights..... Peefeeyatko Animegirl.. you can be here too... don't forget to breathe.. Friday-j watches the connection smoke, sees tiny Stang-shaped demons in the mist P-Lil: Guys, this is the best time EVER to either fuck with my head, or PROVE YOU ARE A PAL AND TALK ME THE FUCK DOWN. RevNickie: Will wants to know how that's possible, Friday....! Friday-j: P-Lil - We love you. Nothing bad will happen. Now send all your money to "Bob." See? OK! RevStang: !!! -- he really IS coming down off acid! Peefeeyatko Help me out here, now I want to get my right foot pinned against my left breast, and my left foot pinned against my right breast, and my dick hanging straight up in the middle... Where you can do whatever you want with it.. Peefeeyatko It's OK, It's OK. Just remember that. It's all OK. Trust, man, trust.~N P-Lil: That's SHE, dickhead, and YES I REALLY AM COMING DOWN. Friday-j: Nickie - Well, we'll need a sling, lots of oil and some Saran Wrap ... RevStang: Well P-Lil, maybe what you oughta do is GET THE FUCK AWAY THIS INSANITY and lay around listening to weird music or watching the 3 Stooges or something. Friday-j: P-Lil - O Uberfemme, be safe, be warm, be Slack, be "Bob" Animegirl is now known as Ursula GeeCubed: AND I SAID GIVE ME A CIGARETTE FLOWER OF THE MOUNTAIN...YES! LIGHT ME UP A COFFIN NAIL ANDALUSIAN MAIDEN YES AND I LIT UP YES! AND i INHALED YES AND I SMOKED YES AND THE WEED TOOK ME DOWN MY LUNGS ALL POISONED AND IT SAID TO ME TAKE ME YES AND I THOUGHT WELL AS WELL IT AS ANY OTHERYES AND I DID YES I SAID YES I WILL YES YES YES! Peefeeyatko Trust, push through it, put on some really early Pink Floyd... Friday-j: GGG - You say that every time, though. Ursula: Stang-Hey you! Long time, no see! How's tricks? Peefeeyatko x/ P-Lil: You may be right, Stang. Peefeeyatko Stay away from line noise. Friday-j: P-Lil - Do what the Slack tells you to do. RevStang: Ursula? Is that ursula from the Monkey Hole? P-Lil: I'm going to close my eyes for a minute. I'll be back. Peefeeyatko Smooooooth.. Keep it smooth. RevNickie: GGG backwards id "dog" N_X_K: GGG:Not as good as Stang's rant, but close. Still better than mine. Peefeeyatko the ducks are barking... Ursula: Yes, Urs of MonkeyHole fame. Our new house is the Slippy house RevNickie: I can't fucking type! Friday-j: I only smoke when it's really cold out - steam issues from my pores Peefeeyatko I can't typing fuck! Ursula: MonkyHole house is no more. We have upgraded. House of Slippy now containe Olestra>tm> P-Lil: I will NEVER take blotter out of a film canister marked with a RED 'X' AGAIN. RevNickie: I'm gonna go smoke a cigar. Peefeeyatko Yes.. I see the steam.. iridescent naugahyde.. rising wraithlike around you... Peefeeyatko It's beautiful... RevStang: Ursula... okay... so... who else on here is "one of you guys"? Ursula: Animegirl was Sister Heidi ICEKNIFE huffs the giant fropcone... we used 8 papers on this fucker! Friday-j: I'm steaming because of that workout GGG & Stang gave me - then I have to wait on them, hand and foot and dick and arse RevStang: !!!! FIGURES!!! Animegirl was BAD!!!!! N_X_K: SHIT, WHERE THE HELL IS BENZEL?! HE'S THE ONLY #TRAXER I KNOW THAT CAN MATCH STERNODOX AND HE ISN'T HERE...Gh0d... Peefeeyatko I still don't smoke. But the smoke's all over me. But that's OK. RevNickie: ICEKNIFE, is that so you can blow smoke out your ass? P-Lil: Can anything cut this shit? Peefeeyatko Petomane.. Petomane.. RevStang: You Monkey Hole girls are SINNERS!!! You must be... uh... HEALED yes... Friday-j: P-Lil - Slack. Peefeeyatko Bandaids.. Bandaids.. RevNickie: OR SPANKED! Friday-j: Ursula - Watch out! He's got his healing dick out! GeeCubed: WHAT CAN I SAY FRIDAY? i'M REASY Peefeeyatko He's the world's greatest sinner.. as a sinner he ain't no beginner.. he's too much.. terrible.. RevUni: shoulda just SURPRISED me instead of keepin me in SUSPENSE/ ICEKNIFE: hmmm... it almost made a funny... we shall wait, let it gestate, then wash it in our hate... that's GREAT! Ursula: So, good Reverend, when are you and that lovely hunk of ManMeat known as Legume coming back to Madison? :) Friday-j: Monkey Hole Girls are BAD! BAD! NAUGHTY! GeeCubed: BLEEDING DICK BAD HEALING DICK GOOD BLEEDING DICK BAD HEALING DICK..... *P-Lil* I watched a mean drunk get psycho over a girl last night, shortly after I dropped. Don't tell me about SLACK, I'm too lost to find it. Ursula: Yes, we must be spanked Peefeeyatko my hate bleeds, and fills like blood in water.. expands.. goes into your pores and loves every one of them... Ursula: by a guy that's HORNY for a CHICK! RevStang: HONEY, we'll be back just as soon as our GREAT BIG LOOOOONG preracher-tongues can lead us back there to Madison!!! Friday-j: Stang - Spank 'em in your MOONPANTS! RevNickie: I AM the official Spanking Ritual person, you know. N_X_K: I suck Peefeeyatko diffuse.. mitosis... horny wid a chick? jack chick? RevStang: And that FINE FINE MONKEY HOLE!!!! Mmmmmm-MM! GeeCubed: HORNY UP AGAINST A CHICK...RIGHT FRIDAY???? N_X_K: I blow, too, on request RevNickie: What are moonpants? Friday-j: GGG - HORNY WITH TWO REV'S! P-Lil: Dr. Legume is NOT the same person as Joe Aufflitch. Peefeeyatko long smelly preacher tongues.. feels good... like a cornhole should.. Ursula: I'm hoprny.. for a pregnant chick on roller skates! Ursula: Horny in my socks... Peefeeyatko mmm... Roller disco... Peefeeyatko Three socks.. one for the dworkin... Friday-j: I'm horny with two dikes! (Holland dikes) GeeCubed: YEAH OR THREE IF STERNO QUITS SHITTING HIS DICK!!! Ursula: well, iff'n you talk to Legume, send him my regards. ICEKNIFE: I used to be hoprny, but the dues aren't worth what you get. RevNickie: I wanna be horny in YOUR socks, GGG. GeeCubed: CONRY WITH THREE BIKES RevStang: So... you want a guy from a band... with a dick... but he's gotta have a hit single... well honey... here comes my... BULLET! Friday-j: Stang - Let's talk socks. Ursula: Better yet, tap them out in morse code with your tongue, on his foreskin Ursula: Better yet, tell him I want to Peefeeyatko yeah.. yeah.. happy together... weee-vrowww. GeeCubed: MY DICK IS A MONSTER I KICK IT TO START IT!!! Peefeeyatko mmm, the wrinkles.. feel the steam.. pressing.. RevStang: I ain't gonna TOUCH Legume. Again. Ursula: hahahaha Friday-j: Stang - Having fun? Ursula: yer ass still hurt? Peefeeyatko Feel the flow.. feel the eddies... P-Lil: I'll be OK. I've been riding this for hours now, it's just that I panicked a bit. RevStang: Okay, Jesus and El Diablo and I were thinking of starting a band. Called JOE. Doing only JOE AUFFRICHT cover tunes. Friday-j: Stang - Can I touch Legume instead? With the electro-shocker? RevNickie: Can I be in it??? Peefeeyatko My ass will hurt like hell tomorrow, but now it's great, real great... someone wanna fix my back? It kinda got thrown out. I had a chiropractor work on it but he didn't do a real great job. Ursula: <tunelessly whistling> RevStang: Alternate band titles were Jesus and the False Prophets, Joker-Chick Lovers, what else... GeeCubed: STANG; YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME...IT'S JUST POST COITAL LETDOWN YOU'LL BE OKAY...TALK TO PLIL TELLER HER ABOUT THE CACHACA ZOMBIES!!! Friday-j: Stang - If you do this I will come down to Texas to see your first band performance and KILL YOU ALL! JOE IS JOE! NO OTHER IS JOE! Peefeeyatko No, that's Wozzeck. Alban Berg. Or maybe Schoenberg. RevNickie: Now, you'd think that was just a tuneless whistle... RevStang: The Broke Idiots... Ursula: call the band Chunky Ejaculate, Stang Peefeeyatko Atonal. Just atonal. But that's OK. RevStang: The Band That Dare Speak All Its Names... Friday-j: Well Of Souls. Peefeeyatko Mmmm... chunks of chocolate. GeeCubed: MIODNITE Friday-j: Fish In Search Of A Frying Pan. Peefeeyatko The New Apollo Stars. Friday-j: Hairy In My Pants RevStang: Nickie -- YEAH!!!! You can do VOCALS!!! GeeCubed: THE NEW SHITTY BUTTPLUGS Friday-j: Stang - You just do the 'J' words. RevNickie: Pots Calling Kettles Black RevStang: "Horny with a pregnant chick on roller skates..." all that old sad stuff. Peefeeyatko Twonk Ackme: hey Sophia... angela: Hi there.. Friday-j: Mommy I'm Bleeding Peefeeyatko SOF[PH]IAOAIAOAHOA Ursula: or Violent Anal Dialation, there's a good name for a band RevNickie: STANG, IT'S BOUND TO BE A LOT WIERDER! GeeCubed: IT'S ALL RIGHT Peefeeyatko Sorry, I'm indolent and incoherent right now... Friday-j: Open Mike Poetry Nite - looks great on the marquee Peefeeyatko Snurf. Friday-j: Stang - What are you bound to right now? Ackme: FREE BEER looks good on the marquis!! angela: Hi there. Im alright. ARe alot of people here? GeeCubed: I WAS SAD AND SORELY BOTHERED FOR I HAD NO CHAINSAW STARTER FLUID BUT THEN I MET A MAN WHO HAD NO CHAINSAW!!! Friday-j: Number Of The Breast Peefeeyatko The Snurgs.. is their mission over? Did they vanish? Did the beer demons swallow them whole? Where they conquored (correct spelling?) RevStang: Friday -- Right now I am considering CRASHING since I have to deal with LAWYERS and intricate paperwork all fucking day. RevUni: Well y'all, i leave. I come back maybe later. If you here. I see you then. If not. Oh well. YOUR LOSS. Ursula: lawyers? Gack Ursula: Lawyers have no slack. Friday-j: Stang - If I could I would crash with you. Burn baby burn! Peefeeyatko GeeCubed: Steal his damn chainsaw starter fluid. He sure as hell won't need it. Peefeeyatko Some lawyers have slack. RevNickie: CRASH? That oughtta be a pretty good movie! RevUni: nighty noodles Friday-j: Love that Cronenberg. RevUni: ttfn RevUni: and all that good stuff Peefeeyatko Ballard/Croenenberg. Nifty. Peefeeyatko Byeee. RevNickie: WOUND SEX. GeeCubed: THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM IVAN YOU ALWAYS CRASH AS SOON AS YOU LOSE YOUR HARD DRIVE..AND TO THINK I'M TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLDER THAN YOU....WELL FRIDAY?? Friday-j: SEX WOUNDS Peefeeyatko Been there. Done that. Peefeeyatko SEX DIRT ICEKNIFE: MY lawyer has slack, he made my landlord give me $15,000... RevNickie: They might even fuck neck stumps. Peefeeyatko See. What I was saying. Ursula: whoa Friday-j: GGG, Stang - I cannot choose between two such SubGenius studs. So I'll take BOTH! Peefeeyatko Morricone. Must be the Morricone next. P-Lil: Hallelu Jah. angela: Brb. Friday-j: My stump has two orifices just for YOU! GeeCubed: THERE WILL BE NO NECKSSTUMPFUCKING Peefeeyatko Jah Rey! Signoff: angela (Leaving) Peefeeyatko Yer no fun. GeeCubed: SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE YETIBABE!!! Friday-j: GGG - What did I gurgle? RevStang: Hey Ursula, good to "see you again... tell Heidi, uh... howdy. Or... hidey or whatever. Friday-j: Tell her "hide the salami" Ursula: hee, same here, and will do! Please come back soon. Peefeeyatko I'll tell you this, my love, I can't hide, I can't hide, I CAN'T HIDE!!!! N_X_K: DAMN IT, I'M TOO HUNGRY/BORED/DEAD TO RANT PROPERLY. Maybe next week, maybe GeeCubed: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID FRIDAY ALL THAT GURGLING GLOTTAL WORK JACKS MY JOINT! RevStang: Goodnight, Modemac. P-Lil: Guys, Stang is right--IRC is TOO disorienting right now. I'm going to play some classical music and go to bed. Peefeeyatko Ennio, cuddle puppy, where'd you go? Can't find it... Ursula: and send Legume my way. He's the only one of you who I felt i wouldn't break if i jumped on and played horsey Peefeeyatko OK, go with the Debussy, or something. Friday-j: GGG - It's the BLOOD - best lubricant except for SNOT Ackme: take care P-Lil.... Peefeeyatko Bach is reallyt trancy. Way better than Phillip Glass. P-Lil: Don't own any Debussy... probably will go with the Corelli, though. Peefeeyatko Antheil.. Who is antheil.. Friday-j: Ursual - Know what you mean. You hug Stang and you're worried you'll snap him in half. RevNickie: Bloodtastes better. Peefeeyatko Bach is dead... Peefeeyatko Too metally for my tastes... GeeCubed: WELL IT WAS FAST AND FURIOUS i HOPE THERE'S A LOF BECAUSE i WAS INCREDIBLY FUNNY AND ERUDITE AND SEXY AND CHARMING AND WITTY AND STUDLY AND.... Friday-j: Fuck the stump of Bach! P-Lil: Gnight, all. Thanks. Signoff: P-Lil (*thud*) Friday-j: GGG - Come again and again - real soon! Peefeeyatko Idiot Flesh! Aiyeeeeeeeeeeha! RevStang: ADIOS MOTHERFUCKERS I'M OUTA HERE Ursula: Latah Stang! Friday-j: Bye sweet Stang! Signoff: RevStang (Leaving) N_X_K: I have yet to prove that I have Yeti blood so I can write it off on my X-day membership fee Friday-j: OK, now we can talk DIRTY ... GeeCubed: NIGHT NIGHT YOU ALL, AND kNICKIE DON'T ARRIVE SO LATE AND NEXT TIME FRIDAY AND I WILL GIVE YOU A SPECIAL SESSION! Peefeeyatko Oh, GOOD! Ursula: dirty talk? ICEKNIFE: bye Gordon Friday-j: GGG - Love & Slack! Peefeeyatko auf wiedersehen. Signoff: GeeCubed (Leaving) Ursula: <waiting patiently for dirty talk> Friday-j: Ursula - So tell me, what do you think of Stang naked? Peefeeyatko Modemac: When you read this, send me the log. RevNickie: I had to watch the Emmys. I'm an X-Files geek from hell. Peefeeyatko Oh, that's not really dirty, is it. Peefeeyatko SEX DIRT! Ursula: frankly, I like burly men:) N_X_K: I'm going back to #trax...Maybe NEXT WEEK I'll have the ability to drive myself insane. Friday-j: Ursula - Oh, OK. You take Legume, I'll take Stang and someone else. Peefeeyatko I like the X-files, but I'm not enough of a geek to know they were on the emmys. Peefeeyatko Martyr! Ircle! Ursula: Stang would be fun, but he's almost bordering on the type where you grab 'em by the ankles and use the whole thing.... Peefeeyatko We're mellowing out here... winding down our little shindig.. you can leave anytime you want to, we're just jamming, that's all... RevNickie: They won best writing and best guesr actor (Peter Boyle) Friday-j: Ursula - But I like it when you can just sweep them off their feet and carry them away ... Ursula: heehee, true, Friday Friday-j: Nickie - You must be happy. But - was it worth missing THIS? RevNickie: No. Not really. Peefeeyatko What if you walk on your hands and knees? RevNickie: WHAT is the law!!? Walk on 2 feet! Peefeeyatko With a dog collar, super Dick Morris style? Ursula: that's not really walking, it's crawling, innit? Peefeeyatko Maybe. Peefeeyatko Crayon, you just about missed the whole damn party. We're still here, though. Peefeeyatko I'm not quite fucked out YET... RevNickie: I saw the WWF last night, with Rev. Matt. Will O'Dobbs, and the Lord. Signoff: Ursula (Leaving) ICEKNIFE: Crayon, you SUCK! You were supposed to bring the salsa! Peefeeyatko Neat-o... I gotta go see USWA here in Louisville one of these days... crayon: well i thought i would try - damn server had me banned for a month -dont know why Peefeeyatko It's OK.. I ate all the damn tortillas anyway... Friday-j: Nickie - (Sigh) I have to come to Texas next year, just to party with you guys. Is there room in Stang's bed for three? RevNickie: Friday: ONLY 3?? Peefeeyatko Besides, we always could've put summa the shit on the rubber sheets here on 'em... Friday-j: Nickie - Well, 3 Yeti and a few SQUID ... ICEKNIFE: YUCK! FRIDAY! Don't go sniffin' after DWARF COOTER! You DON'T know where it's BEEN! RevNickie: Yeah, Friday, we spend our sat. nights going to see wresting-we're party animals. RevNickie: Pretty close to the ground... Friday-j: Nickie - I am so jealous! Do you ever grope Stang when he gets all caught up in the ring events? Peefeeyatko You think that's bad, I went to a CLASSICAL MUSIC CONCERT Friday. Because they were playing Bartok. Bartok KICKS ASS. Peefeeyatko I???X RevNickie: HE doesn't hardly ever leave the house, but did go see Dr. Moreau with us. Friday-j: ICEKNIFE - I like dwarves! Friday-j: Nickie - OK, you go to wrestling and I'll stay hope to keep the old dear cum-pany. RevNickie: How charitable! Friday-j: Gotta go, I'm being nagged. Friday-j: Bye all! RevNickie: Jesus gets rather caught up in it though.

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