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THE CANON

3 and 4-Fisted Tales Of "Bob"

450 WORDS · ABOUT 2 MINUTES · original 1998 page

Classic SubGenius Tales

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Three-Fisted Tales of "Bob"

PLASTIC MODEL KIT OF

J.R. "BOB" DOBBS by Paul Mavrides

BEFOREWORD by Dr. Philo Drummond

IN REMEMBRANCE OF TIM McGINNIS by Rev. Ivan Stang

SECTS AND DEATH by William S. Burroughs

199619971998 by Rev. John Shirley

THE THIRD FIST Part 1

THE THIRD FIST Part 2 by Rev. Ivan Stang

THE SMOKER FROM THE SHADOWS by Dr. Hal Robins

A WORKING RELIGION by St. Larry Sulkis

STOMPIN' AT THE SAVOY by Rev. Lewis Shiner

THE REAL STORY by Pope Michael Peppe

LIFE AFTER X-DAY by Rev. Doktor Onan Canobite

KILLING "BOB" by Rev. Brooks Caruthers

THE END OF ALL BULLETS by Dr. Christopher Gross

THE HORROR ON HOWTH HILL by Pope Robert Anton Wilson

THE ALL-TOO-REAL DREAMS by Dr. Ahmed Fishmonger

PILGRIMAGE by Rev. Ken DeVries

THE OLOGY OF THE IZNESS by Dr. Christopher Gross

THE VREEDEEZ SANCTION by G. Gordon Gordon

WHAT I KNOW Excerpts

IT TOOK A GENIUS TO INVENT IT

MAN O MAN A SHOVE ITS

A CLOSE SHOT AT QIAN QING GONG

CRUDE BEHAVIOR

A CLOSE SHOT AT SLACK

KIDS 'N' SEX

by Rev. Mark Motherbaugh

NEW HIERARCHY ™ TALE by St. Guy C. Deuel

WORLD WITHOUT SLACK Excerpts

1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 9, 11, 14, 15, 16, by St. Paul Mavirdes

I LIVED IN A TEENAGE WORLD WITHOUT SLACK by Puzzling Evidence

TALES OF THE GOLDEN SLACK by Pope David N. Meyer II

DUPE by Rev. Sternodox Keckhaver

BLEEDING HEADECLESSIANS 9:9 by St. Janor Hypercleats

"BOB" AND THE OXYGEN WARS Part 1

"BOB" AND THE OXYGEN WARS Part 2 by Connector Waves Forest

ABOUT THE CONTRIBUTORS by Rev. Ivan Stang

THREE-FISTED REVIEW by Douglass St.Clair Smith

Four-Fisted Tales of "Bob"

from THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL

ESCAPE FROM SLACKWORLD by Rev. Ken DeVries

MISTER FIXIT by Rev. Ken DeVries

I'M COMING, TOO, "BOB" by Dr. G. Gordon Gordon

MR. ZED'S ADVENTURE by Dr. Chris Gross

TEST 999 by LIES

PARABLE by LIES

LIFE RAFT by Dr. Maka Dudi

DOT, TOO DOT by Dr. Maka Dudi

NEON NIGHT by Dr. Chris Gross

THE PARAMUS MANUSCRIPT by Dr. Chris Gross

STUPID "BOB" TRICK by Kibo

HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION by John Trubey

THE VISION OF AHMED FISHMONGER by Dr. Ahmed Fishmonger

Not-4-Kids

THE REPENTANCE OF FEMSH by Rev. Ed Rom

GLEETINGS by Pope Charles

EXPOSE by Rev. Ed Rom

I FUCKED CONNIE DOBBS by Rev. Ivan Stang

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