Pamphlet #2

They may be watching you...

ACT LIKE YOU AREN'T READING THIS!

ARE YOU "DIFFERENT "?

Then YOU ARE ONE OF THE CHOSEN -- and that's why this pamphlet has "accidentally" fallen into your Web browser!

EVEN MORONS KNOW:

THESE ARE

THE END TIMES!!

We have reached the juncture in history at which two previously impossible things have become technologically feasible: the destruction of all life on Earth, or Infinite Slack for everyone forever. Hopefully, these are two different things; but it's never too early to start being pessimistic.

ONLY J. R. "BOB" DOBBS STANDS BETWEEN " THE CONSPIRACY " AND TOTAL PLANETARY FREAKOUT!

A r e Y O U i n s h a p e f o r t h e "F I N A L S ?"

Then

YOU MUST BE SAVED

-- EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU!!

ETERNAL SALVATION

-- OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK

AT LAST -- IT HAS COME --

the final Do-It-Yourself

END TIMES RELIGION

for SWINGING MUTANTS &

TERMINAL ABNORMALS!!

The Church of the SubGenius®

The World's First Industrial Church

"Breaking the Tolerance Barrier"

LIVE WITH YOUR SINS!!

-- "Bob" Dobbs Can Show You How!

Caution -- May Be Habit Forming

Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Under The Influence Of This Tract

©1985 by THE SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION

DOBBS-APPROVED

Another page forward into the abyss!

Take me back to the ever-lovin' arms of "Bob" on Page One!