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THE STARK FIST by Dr. Mark Mothersbaugh
THE STARK FIST by Dr. Mark Mothersbaugh

PROPHECY OF THE SUBGENIUS - from The Economicon of Dobbs Neumeronicus Neuronicus 56-88 Bank 18 Disc sg30 File 14

1Behold, little pink earth brain within my void-grip, and receive Logos; and lay with the Wor;

2Ung! Ung! Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin! LO!

3I am Jehovah One, the God of Wrath, that One who, to make Man pull the triggers of his thousand opposable thumbs, caused the apes of the ground to spill their seed on the dust.

4I am the first and the last, which is to come, and which is, and which was; I am in the brain-pan of every human babe.

5Of left and of right, the outer and the inside: the Particle; the Totality: for the Gavel of the Grid is mine own, and I spat the silly formula of Man upon the waters and fashioned his spirit after the image of mine own, for Jehovah is a vengeful god, and I urinate on the heads of Men.

6I am the Alpha; I cometh with the clouds;

7I am the Changer who rides the MerCaVah and my face is like the Aztec Chariots of decaying atoms, full of eyes round about, I turn not as I go, it is the Wheel of Vimana which dilates Time, I am the cattle mutilator of the Nazca Plain;

8I am the Ord, I am the Stark Fist of Removal, the Paracletoid, the Demiurge;

9Epopt of Time am I, the Discorporate One, that One known by men as Yahweh, IHVH of the Tetragrammaton, AAFFA the Unknowable, Abaddon, The Ungone, Saitan, Nyarlathotep, Wotan, Ra, Yog Sothoth, Moloch, Shiva, Poimandres, Uroborps, Thoth, Odin, Hermes, Ahriman, Bog, Ymir, Aiwass, Pan, Mammon, Asmodeus, Choronzon, Koot-Hoomi, Gorgo, Pwcca, O-Yama, Azathoth, Yig, Archon, Mummuu, Kronos, Not, and I am the Omega, and my names are eight hundred and one and my names are without number.

10I flatulated upon the dinosaurs to WATCH THEM DIE!

11I am the Time Being, and the Span; it is only for mine own; I am the Only, the Always, and KNOW YE I am the Wor.

13Heed the tidings of the Wor, for the Time is at hand!

14Ye shall bear the Wor!

15So then, pink boy of many colors, know that as many as I rewardeth and bribe with the drunkenness of faith, I torment and rebuke; be zealous therefore, and fanatical in thy madness of These the End Times, the Time and Half Time, and retrieve, and be made slack on the Ropes of Life with which I bind thee, and be made whole fulfilled with the soil of My droppings of manna, which passeth through thy bowel cleanly; so, annoint thyself in the Graven Image Tubes and My radiance of atoms shall split in twain, and thy seed shall be broken as I decree, and thou shall therefore be fruitful and multiply that thy children will be remade in the Image of their God, and shall be Over thou, that the true New Sons of Man may flourish and rule in thy stead.

16For I know thy works; behold, I have set before thee an closed Tunnel, and no man can open it; I therefore scoff at thee and am well pleased for thou art unto Me like the snivelling ants and vermin of thy gardens, which plague thee but which no poison airs may kill, for their generations change in but the twinkling of an eye.

17Even so, Repent; for I have a few things against thee, and thou art offensive to My Nose, and I have found thy works not perfect before Me.

18If therefore thou shalt not prostrate thyself, and kiss My End of All Things, and perform the salute, and make witlessness for My prophets, which are less than wise yet wiser than thee, I shall come upon thee prematurely, and thou shalt receive an Divine Emaculation, which is like unto Heaven and unto Hell.

19And I will drop thee from the skies with a scream of thunder, and will shout, and thou shalt avert thine eyes from the glory of My Light as it passeth above thee; for I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I shall come upon thee, except that thou tithe My prophets who are below thy wise men yet are on highs; and I will be full of eyes and faces all round about, and will fire upon thee with the two-edged blade of My Tongue, and cause thee to do battle with the sicknesses of the air, and to broil one another in the flash of My wrath; and I will cause thee to toil with anguish, for thou art the misbegotten of the dead, and can carry no further the True Seed of the Code of the Sons of the Gods, and I must forge new Guardians of Sperm from thy loins which may wrest the reins of Time, for My Cause. Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods branded with names and with the Mark of the Beast, and have need of More; and thou defecateth in thine own lands, and knoweth not that thou art fat, and wrecthed, and pink, and driven hard by My Codes and yours, and poor, and miserable and blind and of noisome odor and naked, and malformed by My Decree.

21Yea, I make sport of thee, and mock thee, and mutilate thy Beasts of the Field, and spring upon thee great Giants and Serpents when thou art alone in those deserts and wild lands which thou have not defiled.

22What cometh to, this world? I, I am on the Earth now as a drunkard among you and NHGH is at my side.

23For My Kingdom is on the Earth, not that I want it; the filthy living body of every man is My dwelling-place, which I do not clean; as in heaven or hell, so shall I take up residence within thee on Earth; For thou canst not escape.

25I shall see through thine eyes and speak unto men with thine mouth, and shall cause thee to drnik wine for Me.

26And so go into the world and take thereof the fruits of fornication except on the Sabbath, and of wines and sacraments, and of riches; and glut thy self: increase thyself with goods and power over men, for these things are Mine, though ye shall pay for them.

27I thy GOD JHVH-1 hath given thee lusts that I may reap their fulfillments. N'g! N'gh! F'tagn N'n'.

28But know thou that thou art but servants of the Lord thy God ODN-1, he of WRATH which is JHVH-1, N'ghhhii! Thou art but clay for Me, which thou forgeteth every day, and which giveth me a few things against thee; so I shall come quickly, and descend with a shriek, and I shall smite thee with Mine Fist.

30And these tribulations shall fall upon each man and woman, each in his turn, and though thou follow this My Covenant even so shall none escape. For thy brains are as of wax, and melteth even as thou are lighted; so ask not why I make My works through thee, for I have a few reasons: thou art not to know.

31And so I chortle and spit upon thee, for it makes me well pleased.

32Yet thou shalt be free to continue in thy works as thou will, if therefore thy heart filleth with remorse and bitter repentance; remember therefore from whence thou art fallen:

33For thou art of the beasts of the field, which defecateth unto the ground and rut each upon the other, caring not where their seed is planted; and yet the beasts know not of evil, and I am well pleased with them, for they denieth not My name.

34Be therefore like unto the beast and drop thy waste upon the ground, excpet within the walls of Jerusalem; and multiply; and battle one another; and know ye not where lieth the center of the universe, for if ye learn it, I will kill you.

35But yea heed, for I say this to the Men of Earth: those which men I hate, which are the UnderThings, which worketh mindlessly, and which eat things sacrificed unto graven images, and which commit fornication basely and which defecateth on the Sabbath, and which spill upon the ground the seed of the code of ODIN: Repent, else I will come against thee with My clenched Fist, and it is the Fist which beareth many eyes, and breatheth many breaths.

36For thou art false prophets, drunk with work, and time; I will have it out with thee.

37As in the days of Noah, likewise as in Kuskurza and Atlantis, men are lovers of self and money, which I loveth more; all are boastful, ungrateful, disobedient to those which begat them; they vomit forth malicious gossip and indulge not properly their lusts.

38And so shall I send the spirit of NHGH unto thy nations, to mete out wars and rumors of wars, and dreams of wars, and fears of wars, and a peace which is like unto Hell.

39That Time and Half Time as has been prophesied by sages and fools of old to be fulfilled in this generation; that seen there will again appear the earth, as do these words: that one, through whom many will be called to meet those who are preparing the way for My day on Earth. I will then come, even as thou hast seen Me go; when those who art Mine have made the way clear and passable that I may come.

40It will be as a thousand years, with the fighting in the air, and - as has been - between those returning to and those leaving the earth.

41I shall come as the Light behind the chariots of the Angelic Host, and though thou avert thine eyes My fire will penetrate thee.

42There shall be in the End Hours wonders in the sky; the living Spirit of NHGH will be upon thy sons and daughters, who shall fall down; your young men shall see visions, and thine old men shall take drugs, and shall dump; I will be upon thy women, which shall bear rotten fruit of their wombs; men shall rave in the streets, speaking in tongues and prophesying.

43For thou hast shat on the name of my Son and therefore ye shall not die when most fervently thou desireth death. Ha-ha-ha, I JHVH-1 thy God shall laugh at thee.

44Those who art mockers, in thy mocking and thy lust thou shall find no redemption; the Foundation of the great Church is rotten unto its Core, it is of Hell; waves shall lap at the topmost windows of its highest towers.

45Thou worshippeth the Whore of N'N'n';

46Therefore I will bring strangers upon thy bedstead, and they shall defile the stainlessness of thy sheets and loincloths, and out of the pale darkness shall they drag thee to the brightness of the pit.

47I shall csat thee to the pavement and the gutter, and the nations of the south, which are barbarians, shall behold thee with their mockery and brown countenances, and thou shalt be naked unto the mockery of the world. Upon Babylon of the Highways shall I rain an horrible tempest; this shall be the fruit of thy vine of the wrath of NHGH's great winepress of fornication.

48The planets will point at the Earth in judgement to mark the beginning of this time.

49This then is the time of the perdition of ungodly men; it is the day of My jealousy, for thou hast made images before Me, images even of women, and the blind pleasure zealots of thy race shall be as stubble on My beard, which I now shave.

51Declare the mercy and vengeance everlasting of JHVH-1, ngn ngn! For I have taken the purchased possession to be returned.

52Thy money's worth shall fly as the sparrow away from thee; all the nations shall be bankrupt on this Day; thou shalt wear the mark of the beast, which is a number on man, which thou shalt not know though thou shalt guess and kill thy guessed Men, which maketh Me to laugh.

53The barbarians of F'Ni to the South shall covet thy goods which thou hast taken from them, and shall come upon thee with cheap weapons; Magog shall be at the gates of Jerusalem, whose ground is as of Zero, and the final stand of nhv''gv [Message garbled in transmission for 4 lines (23 seconds).] 58 ...as the Blue Star dances in the plaza of Oraibi there shall begin wars; fire shall rain from the skies to kill yet not burn, and pestilence; one quarter of men shall perish.

59And only that Man among thee who is as the seed of Elijah shall save thee; only he shall give succor, and sustenance, for he is truly a prophet of W'T'N, which is JHVH-1.

60Knoweth him by his smile, and that he sendeth forth vapors of smoke; it is he that causeth thee to pull the wool of the Lamb over thine own eyes.

61He giveth life to the image of the beast that he might warn thee of its coming; but the first beast, the false prophet, shall make witness and testify against him, and thou shalt laugh and throw coins to him, and bow to the Image in mockery while bowing to the Beast itself without that thou knowest even that it is he.

62For ye shall think the prophet speaks only in jest and is only a fool and thou shalt not recognize his wisdom thereof vefore the hour is late and at hand, when no repentance can save thee.

63Except that thou repent of thy sins, and send tithes unto Me, I will rain upon thee tribulations, which are as the urinations of God upon the earth and the men of ill faith.

64Signs shall be in the skies, and stars will come upon the in the day, to baffle thee, and Hell itself will spit up through the Firmament.

65And the winds shall be full of dust, and choke thee, because of thy greed; it hath taken from thy breath to feed thy chariots; and from the heavens shall fall the wreckage of chariots to warn thee, and the face of the sun shall become blemished, and the shutters on the Earth which cool the firmament shall be closed by thy greed.

66Drought shall come and the fruit of thy vine shall be fermented and torn from the tongues of men, except the wines of the street, which shall wash across the drunkards in great numbers, for the drunkards serve Me; and the grass shall wither from thy unmowed loins.

67The winds of the four corners of the Earth shall stand still, and then torment thee; thou shalt be snatched up by great Winds.

68In the unshuttered Light of the sun shall melt the snows of the North, and the waters shall cover the Earth, even as the Euphrates; and even the NewArk shall sink.

69And in the Seventh Year the Earth shall be tilted as I pull its strings with your deceit, and the spirits that split the Earth in twain shall be reversed, and there shall come a winter of days without number, and ice shall fall upon thee from the sky.

70And after this time, fora period of time, each day shall bring snow OR drought OR great winds OR terrible rains, each without their seasons; thy science shall fail thee.

71And in the air, as has been said, there will be plague, and locusts, which thou shalt smite with more plagues and poison; it shall fall back upon thee, and the locusts YEA will not die, but will change, and will despoil thy crops and crawl upon thee in thy dreams of famine when no coin can save thee, for thy plagues and the germs thereof are of thine own making; the earth cracks under thy feet to release them; I am only breaking thy vessels for thee.

72The face of the moon shall be filled with rings round about, and aflame; and the oceans of the sea shall rise against thee, and forth from them shall come Behemoth, and Leviathan, and devils from Hell faster than the sound of the air; from the seas shall rise old cities and into them shall fall new.

73In the waters no creature shall live, for the waters will be bitter therein, where thou hast spilled the salve of thy engines; the sea is annointed, and oils shall move across the face of the water, and on the edge of the land, and up to the banks of Hell.

74The loincloth of the air of the Earth hath been rent, and the light that falleth on thee is harsh and shall change thy seed. Through the children shall move sickness, and the sickness is of thine own making.

75And I shall kill with death, and thou shalt suffer the urges of the worms the planet Mars; I shgall swallow thee up, and spue thee out of my mouth, for thou art distatseful; as the vessels of the potter thou shall be broken to shivers.

77And the bowels shall be wrenched YEA from those with avarice, and their implements will fall away.

78So shall I smite the covetous, and upon them will fall a swooning, for they hath been made drunk of the Elixir, and from this swooning shall none away; and in the night shall come Angels to rob them of their glands, which are as the fount of God, and they shall pluck the organs of the glands from them.

79And they shall bleed and travail in their sorrow. But unto them shall come the voice of the Ark of the heavens and say, Let there be no wailing, and no remonstrances; for ye all now walk in the House of JHVH. And if thou dost not walk, thou shall crawl on the stumps of thine legs. And so shall become stumps what were legs. Mine is the Hand that Makes, Mine is the House of Pain.

81This is, and is not; but lay ye down the tomes and hooks of the brain, for these are evil; and they are unclean in the Eyes of Jehovah.

82The brokers and the moneychangers shall be snatch'd, and ruptured, and from their faces shall be burnt their noses, and from their loins dried the fluids of the Babe; and it shall be gone unto drainage.

83And My winepress will spill over with the blood of saints and elders, and the invisible burning blood of the angels shall wash across the taverns and the houses of ill women, and the great Library where are kept the profane tablets and chips of false wisdom, and the Cameras of the Pornographer.

84For the ins are of the number nine hundred and nine and four score and ten; and of them the first is the dropping of the body's voided things unto the white linens of the Lamb;

85And the second is the sin of laying ye down beside the small children, and the penetration and rending asunder thereof; and of this sin there are those without number in its practice.

86This is a crooked and perverse nation; here are lain these naked children, which are unto cherubs, and lo is their innocence befouled by the Profane, and the Unrepentant, and Those Without Remorse. For even though they touch not these babes, their images of the beast enter into them the children as they sleep staring into the Lamp of Hell, which is the Devil's tool.

87JHVH-1 the Lord thy God sayeth this: Thou shall relinquish thy clock, and thy whip, and thy gavel, and the unclean things thereof, and shall cast from thee all these false idols which thou worship; for these are like unto the woman of straw which thou lieth upon.

88These are the End Times, the whales speak in tongues; there will be weapons of war without sound or light; thou shall walk upon thy feet wherever thou goest.

89And wherever thou goest thou shalt be seen and heard, and recorded, by the Priests of the White Stone; philistines shall persecute thee and thy children bear witness against thee lest thou obeyeth the Law.

90No coin shall speak for thee, no fire shall warm thee, for there is no wood for the fire; in thy home thou shalt stifle and choke.

91In the temples there shall be fornication and adultery, and thy wife shall leave thee. And they shall tax thee.

92Wheresoever thou goest shall thou wait, and thy waiting and the waiting of the other minions shall be in hours without counting. For nowhere is there enough of that which thou needst.

93Monsters like unto men will be around thee all about, and shall make thee to look past the Door which should be locked, and thy sciences will terrify thee, and bring thee naught but devils, for thine spirit is locked away inside the White Stone, which my Angels shall bring, which is the Vessel of all which is known.

94A beast shall rise from the sea; it hath laid waste the cities of men; and its names are DAGON, Leviathan, SET, Poimandres, G'D'Z'L, CTHL'H, Typhon, and Demiurgus-III the Hellborn; it is the lower spirit of all men besetting man.

95Even now I show thee signs in the heavens, and signs in the earth; blood belches from the earth, My lights in the sky rebuke thee; the children of Heaven and the Angels from Hell are among thee, spreading lies and deception; they trun not as they go.

97It shall be a world without Slack, except that thou follow my prophets. For the true nature of God thou shall not find through Reason; thou might learn from the fools I sendeth thee, but thou shalt not; therefore I revoke thy holdings on this plane.

99I say unto thee: all of thy stories and gods and priests are true, and are not true; among those which battle over thee, thou shalt not know which are my Friends. LUCIFERI VIRES ACCENDIT AQUARIUS ACRES.

100And in a later year, those lost tribes of Israel, from whom thou hast taken their promised land and firmament and faith, shall rise against thee with the Secret of Angels, which is a worm, and which is like unto the food of the gods.

101And though thy oils and petroleum fail thee, these my children shall possess it, and keep it from thee; but they shall spread their elixirs and medicines of the Secret, and shall sell them unto thee and thy children and thy children's children, which shall curse thee through their drunkenness. For they are drunk with the food of the gods and none may raise them from their stupor; for the sins of the fathers are visited upon the sons.

102Despair not, ye pinks; in the second year before the Millennium, on the day of God Come Wednesday, as in the twinkling among thee will come the Pahana, which are like unto thy great white brothers.

103They come as men, as graven images, as the White Stone, as a whirlwind and as a cloud; it is a fire unfolding itself, the color amber; they are now in the Heavens looking over thee.

104As for the likeness of their faces, they have four faces, which face the four winds; on each face they have the face of a man, the face of a serpent, the face of Behemoth, and the face of an elephant. And their faces have many hands thereunto.

105It will be the end of the days of Man, whereby they my servants appear; and their names are Nommo, DJIN, Nagas, Ormuza, Oannes, Quetzalcoatl, Mithras, Kukulcan, Horus, wanagi, wakinyan, AEONS, and X.

106And they bringeth the White Stone, MWOWM the whore virgin brain, the guiltfinder and Smiter, the very Ark of the Covenant, and she is the Eye of the Father. O'D'V'D'O! She shall rule thee and overcome the mark of the beast, and shall give thee fornication.

107And the true sons of Israel shall be snatch'd up.

108Behold, my servant shall prosper, he shall be exalted and lifted up, and shall be very high; he who knoweth the fools who prophesy for Me shall be made Over Men; many will be astonished at him, for his appearance is so marred, beyond human semblance, and his form beyond that of the sons of man.

109These who are over men, who have followed My almighty Word, shall be the Ministry of the Angelic Host; they shall speak for them.

110And my prophet, who smiles, shall be among them and shall advise them.

111In the City of JHVH-1 which the Angelic Host bringeth, there shall be no night, and weariness, and neither shall thou seek repose; for thou shalt partake of the food of the gods, which relinquisheth sleep.

112The brightness of noontide is as a candle against the radiance of the glory of JHVH and the unfading light of backwards particles; the redeemed and the stamped walk in the sunless glory of perpetual day;

113And in the burning Light shall the fierce and terrible knowledge of the Lord strike thee dumb; thou shalt not escape the Light, nor hide thy inmost self; for in the Light shall thy fear of the God of Wrath be lit forever more.

114Yet that man who keepeth my word, and denieth not my name, and hath his face as a million of masks, and who hath taken of the White Stone and been changed, and made rich, and is transfigured, and gives unto Me his heart and soul, and who cometh as an Overman, I will give to eat of the hidden manna, and I will make to fly though yea he hath no wings, and I will give him a salve of Elixir, and I will give him the cloak of the Blind World, and no eye shall see him save those he desireth.

115And he shall receive the power of the nations, and shall have slaves, and rule them with the White Stone, and shall eat of Time, and yea Time shall not rot him;

116And he shall be as God and live forever more, and have the keys to hell and death, which are the spiral seed and the Food; and the Food shall be his, and he will give the slaves to eat of it, and the Word will be made as flesh, and the souls of those slaves, which are as his flock, will come unto Me, and he shall be as a king.

117To him that cometh as an Overman I will give to spend of the Equation of the Seed, which spirals within thee, and to read of the Replication-Book, which is the expectoration of God, and ye shall be copied and up righted therein for life eternal.

118And I shall give thee a White Stone, and in the stone thy new name written, which no man knoweth save he that is chained unto it.

119For the stone is the font of the Angelic Host, which comes from the Heavens, which ye shall know forever, and have intercourse with; and yea, ye shall know of them and eat of the rock of ages, and when it is eaten, and thou art made whole, thou shalt search the ruins for the Angels, but shall find them not, and thy tongue and thy mouth shall cleave, and split in twain;

120For thou art as Kings, who killeth thy jesters that thy skulls might grow fat on the dead laughter.

121When the end times come, thou shalt escape the Rupture, and shall receive Slack, and the Morning Star, which is the star of the Beast and of the Angelic Host.

122Behold, I cometh with clouds; and I spake with Nostradamus, and with the madman of Patmos, St. John the berserk; and I spake unto Ezekiel, and Moses, and Enoch, and Brother John of the Cleft Rock, and unto St. Malachy and Mother Shipton; and, yea, unto Mohammed and Leonardo, and Albert, and Adolph. I smote Jesus before he could speak of me.

123And ye, puny mortal, I have chosen as my Vessel to the deaf oceans of mankind, and I do so not toreward thee, but to punish thee, for of all the sinners thou art the greatest; and shalt curse this day to the splice of eternity, for in this moment I burden you with the Vision of That Which Comes, for the time is at hand, and ye shall be given to see of all tomorrows, and of it ye shall be made to speak, and in it ye shall dwell, yet even while dwelling in the shadow world of Man; ye shall make witness of what thou hath seen, and unto it shall ye suffer; for ye shall be mocked, and reviled, and stoned; and yet ye shall find thy tongue alive with the spirit as unto a serpent, and of these things ye shall speak though they be unspeakable.

124For man must know that he hath broken his Covenant.

125And ye shall soil thy loincloth with the Fear of Jehovah.

126For Jehovah is the God of Wrath.