10-5-96 IRC #subgenius (anothernet) -- Friday Jones' copy

Topic for #subgenius: Low IQ's welkom Topic for #subgenius set by dode on Saturday, October 5, 1996 5:30:08 PM #Subgenius: Friday-j eniacguru MegaLiz RevJack Jovial DynaSoar dad @BBQ_Skin #subgenius :End of /NAMES list. Related URL: http://www.subgenius.com -ChanServ- Welcome to #Subgenius, land of the insanely intelligent. If you don't know what a subgenius is, don't ask. Just leave and thank your lucky stars that you didn't ask... If you do, check this website page: http://www.subgenius.com/subirc/subirc.html also, to learn how to register your nickname type /msg nickserv help Mode is + Channel created at Saturday, October 5, 1996 4:01:44 PM RevJack: She also almost deleted my mail - the "Are You Sure" dialog stopped her nefarious deed RevJack: Yo Fri DynaSoar: FRI DynaSoar: DAY BBQ_Skin: FREITAG! MegaLiz: Friday!!!!!!! DynaSoar: J Jovial: Hey Friday dad: Fryday Friday-j: Greetings everyone. RevJack: Fritz! BBQ_Skin has all kinds of mattress junk on his shirt DynaSoar: Mattress junk? Jovial: I was Just reading some subgenius logs and you were in them RevJack: Matress diving! MegaLiz laughs cruelly at BBQ dad: mattress junk DynaSoar: heh Jovial: Twas very cool needless to say DynaSoar: mattress junk..... BBQ_Skin is too flustered to heed cruel laughter.. Friday-j: mistress junk DynaSoar: STOP WIPING IT UNDER THERE dad: oh yeah, Friday's logs are the sweetest! BBQ_Skin: SPACE JUNK! Friday-j: It's the saccharine I sprinkle on them Jovial: hhahaha MegaLiz: You mean slurpiest! Jovial: cool cool cool BBQ_Skin: Where was I, Mozart. DynaSoar: Flick them at the far wall isntead eniacguru has left channel #Subgenius dad: rock me Amadeus RevJack: Reminder : NO DICK TALK RevJack: BBQ - that's not a palindrome Friday-j: Rock Asmodeus for you Satanists RevJack: Cartoon Network is the only sound here right now Jovial: tims tots mit MegaLiz: Talk Dick Talk BBQ_Skin: Here we are, Eine Kleine Nachtmusik. Friday-j: I promise not to let my dick talk BBQ_Skin: Jack: Should it have been a palindrone? Jovial: tims tots mit RevJack: NO DICK TALK Jovial: Thats a palindrome DynaSoar is not dick talking RevJack: BBQ - it was close Jovial: tims tots mit Jovial: racecar RevJack 's hasn't said a word all day Jovial: bob Friday-j grabs her dick and covers its mouth with adhesive tape - then rips it off Friday-j: OUCH! DynaSoar: tim stot smit Friday-j: Hey bob a re bob BBQ_Skin: Can I have it? RevJack: yow Jovial: "BOB" is the best palindrome ever! BBQ_Skin: Gulp A Sonata Friday-j: Ewww ... anyone want some tape? dad: it was in 1991 Jovial: tape? Friday-j: Bob? BBQ_Skin: Of Anekdoten? dad: I like tape RevJack: ick torture is okay though DynaSoar: Duck tape? RevJack: ick + D RevJack: damn me MegaLiz: ata nosa plug? Friday-j: Duck! tape Jovial: tape smells nice dad: all purpose DynaSoar: My ducks ain;t broke. BBQ_Skin: I wish I had some electrical tape for this phone line. Jovial: I want some GOOSE tape BBQ_Skin: I think I'll move it before tomorrow. Friday-j: My line's been noisy too RevJack: Eleven? MegaLiz: Don't touch it anymore, Dave RevJack sniffs a recent mimeograph Friday-j: Jovial - what's wrong with your geese? DynaSoar: Dave, you send that tape and I'll send you a line noise filter. DynaSoar: AND a samish. Friday-j: Smashing Samoan samish? BBQ_Skin: WOOOH. It shouldn't be a problem after tomorrow, though. I'm moving upstairs. Jovial: Friday-j- the broke in a viscios session a sex dad: is it only sammiches, or other food you want too? Jovial: a=of DynaSoar: No, buffalo samish RevJack: To the attic with you, Igor BBQ_Skin: Other food can be substituted. Friday-j: Jovial - Are you using enough goose grease? BBQ_Skin: We don't have an attic. Jovial: Well i gotta go get myself some slack... MegaLiz: his goose is loose dad: how about hot Japanese peas - dried Friday-j: Where will I keep my bats with no attic? Jovial: I wasnt using any grease Jovial: :( BBQ_Skin: OK. I'll try anything. BBQ_Skin: Friday: The belfry. DynaSoar: In the bat boy? RevJack: Jov - betwixt yer ears Jovial: seeya'all later Friday-j: Bye! DynaSoar: latewronh BBQ_Skin: Bye bye. RevJack: later J dad: yeah, those Japanese peas, real mustardy Jovial: betwixt/// MegaLiz: Bye! dad: goombye Jovial: have a nice day Signoff: Jovial (Read error to Jovial[PPPD8.TST-MedHat.com]: Connection reset by peer) MegaLiz: must taard ahcafhlajs;f BBQ_Skin: I'm going to CHECK MY MAIL. I'll be back. Friday-j: Mom - why did I get locked out of galaxynet last Sunday? Did they tell you? Signoff: BBQ_Skin (Leaving) RevJack: OOOOH! I wish *I* had mail! Friday-j: A male to nail. MegaLiz: I trailed you1 DynaSoar: *** You have new mail MegaLiz: I didn 't know you couldn't get here TheCharli (~charliec@nj008a-149.cybernex.net) has joined channel #subgenius DynaSoar: CHARLI MegaLiz: CharLEE TheCharli: Hey there! dad: Charlz RevJack: I've been trying all day to work out an anti-spam procmail filter RevJack: Hard to do when you're on mailiinglists RevJack: hey C Friday-j: Oh well ... don't suppose there's any point in showing up tomorrow, they'll just lock me out again. DynaSoar: lalalalala la la la LAAAAAAAAAAAAA de dah RevJack: Hey col, no ops in da house! dad: no, it's here tomorrow TheCharli: Friday: why" BBQ (~dflync01@homer.louisville.edu) has joined channel #subgenius MegaLiz: It's on anothernet tomorrwo ain't it? Friday-j: TheCharli - Why did you lock me out? BBQ: There. I'm tired of being on the bottom. BBQ is now known as BBQ_Skin dad: anothernet tomorrow TheCharli: Friday: not sure what you mean.. who did? BBQ_Skin is now known as TikiTakiTikiTakiHOIHOIHOI RevJack: anothernet tomorrow OK Friday-j: So what? I'll probably just get locked out of there. DynaSoar: (@ @)\DynaSoar\___, DynaSoar: ll ll DynaSoar: <BBQ> There. I'm tired of being on the bottom. dad: nobody locked you out Friday dad: you just weren't connecting to the right server Friday-j: The Charli - You said that you locked me out of the Sunday session, remember? DynaSoar: <BBQ> There. I'm tired of being on the bottom. dad: it was Chicago! RevJack: Pigs on the bottom! RevJack: Did someone say PIG??? RevJack: . RevJack: . _____ RevJack: . ~..~ \9 RevJack: . (oo)_____/ RevJack: . WW WW RevJack: . TikiTakiTik Dynasoar: Why do you keep repeating that? TheCharli: I was kidding Friday... I didn't even know you were locked out. DynaSoar: <RevJack> . DynaSoar: <RevJack> . _____ DynaSoar: <RevJack> . ~..~ \9 DynaSoar: *** PUBLIC flooding detected from RevJack DynaSoar: <RevJack> . (oo)_____/ DynaSoar: <RevJack> . WW WW TikiTakiTikiTakiHOIHOIHOI has a long nick Friday-j: Lies, all lies (Sigh) RevJack: Dynasoar: Why do you keep repeating that? TheCharli: Besides.. I don't know much about that stuff... I wouldn TheCharli: tI wouldn't even know how to do that. DynaSoar: See? Friday-j wonders why all SubGenii are such terrible liars but so wonderful at backrubs MegaLiz: Fri: you said you tried galaxy.net instead of galaxynet... dad: oh, that'll do it Friday-j: MegaLiz - I tried the right name later, still didn't work. TikiTakiTik Hmm. Maybe the power that usually goes to lies goes to the hands instead. RevJack: Dyna - thanx - I'm gonna try to slow it down TikiTakiTikiTakiHOIHOIHOI is now known as AAU MegaLiz: Uh oh. Sparky's in my lap now.... AAU: Oh boy. Can she type? TheCharli: I don't even think you can lock someone out.. I think the server has to do it. DynaSoar: SPARKY dad: Sparks, how's it hangin MegaLiz is now known as Sparky DynaSoar: TYPE AAU is now known as Jim RevJack: She's THINKING Friday-j: TheCharli - I figured you just tormented the server under my name until I was booted. DynaSoar: DON'T THINK RevJack: she's SHY now DynaSoar: JUST TYPE Sparky: I don't know how to spell hi Friday-j: THINKFIRST! DynaSoar: THAT'S WHAT WE DO Jim is now known as AAU DynaSoar: Jim! DynaSoar: wussup, bro? AAU: Jim's taken. Sparky: where? dad: Jim's broken AAU is now known as Jimmy RevJack: Meg is transcribing..... Sparky: what does it say? RevJack: HI HONEEEEEEEE!!!!! RevJack: this is so saccharine dad: Sparky - do you sometimes think your parents are a little, uh, CRACKED? Jimmy is now known as AAU Friday-j: Sparky - do you like gladiator movies? RevJack: lol Sparky: HAHA AAU: ICH RIECHE PIZZA! EINIGE GLADIATOREN SPIELEN SCRABBLE! RevJack: overload already DynaSoar is now known as Grits the Travelling Hose Buster Sparky: Meg sez: HAHAHA dad: Sparky - when did Mom give up nursing you? TheCharli: dad: why would mom give that up? Sparky: Meg sez: two weeks dad AAU: Sparky: What nickname should I use? Friday-j: Sparky - When did she let you start nursing again? dad: 2 weeks? Bushwacker (~fking@204.245.108.66) has joined channel #Subgenius AAU: FKING! Friday-j: Hail to the King RevJack: Dyna - one more time with the pig, please let me know if it squawks - then I'm done Bushwacker: Duh, Am I here? Sparky: we didn't go to pizza hut today. that's a joke. DynaSoar: Oh look! It's another of those cute ~ thingies. RevJack: here goes dad: 2 weeks is not enough time to get all those good mommy antibodies RevJack: Did someone say PIG??? RevJack: . RevJack: . _____ RevJack: . ~..~ \9 RevJack: . (oo)_____/ RevJack: . WW WW Sparky: it's a joke for you da RevJack: . DynaSoar: Yep, sure did. TheCharli: Iwas breast fed till i was 32. Now and then I still get the DT's... RevJack: OK, ENOUGH ASCII RevJack: OK Dyna RevJack: Got it AAU: Have you seen the little piggies digging in the dirt? AAU: So, WHAT SHOULD I CALL MYSELF? Sparky is now known as MegaLiz Friday-j: Clutching forks and knives ... RevJack: Bye, kiddo DynaSoar: How about by your name? AAU: Taken. dad: AAU: now you can call yourself Sparky MegaLiz: HA RevJack: AAU - add an underscore or two AAU: Too confusing. But does that mean Meg would start breastfeeding me? AAU: I don't like underscores. MegaLiz: She doesn't get it. ANd YES she thinks we're nuts dad: maybe RevJack: liike _Dave_ od __Dave Friday-j: AAU - There's always hope for more milk. AAU: Milk.. it's what's for dinner. MegaLiz: I'm still lactating. Friday-j is now known as _Friday_ MegaLiz: Just wanted to share that. RevJack: AAU - no underscores? What characters *do* you like? AAU is now known as _Emphasis_ DynaSoar: MEE T00!!!!11!!!!!! MegaLiz: tildes? _Friday_: MegaLiz - Could I have some of your special homemade cheese? RevJack: Picky, picky _Friday_: And not the kind that Jack makes, either. MegaLiz: the bleu? _Emphasis_: I like those upside down question amrks. RevJack: I GOT HER CHEEZE BAYBEEEE dad: the cottage? _Friday_: MegaLiz - The Megagorgonzola DynaSoar: NO TIT TALK RevJack: Dave -you on a Windows machine? MegaLiz is now known as Megagorgonzola DynaSoar: nyah _Emphasis_ is now known as Help_I_Cant_Think_Of_A_Nick dad: no, but Megagorgonzola is good! Help_I_Cant Yeah, but I'm running DOS right now. Bushwacker has left channel #Subgenius _Friday_: Megaliz is so pure that the milk flows from her feet, not her unmentionable parts Help_I_Cant_Think_Of_A_Nick is now known as Milkfoot Megagorgonz HA! from my NOSE! DynaSoar: eewwwww _Friday_ is now known as MilkyWay dad: gross Megagorgonz how bout lactosetater RevJack: Dave - try holding down the alt key and typing 191, then let go DynaSoar: THAT'SSNOT CHEESE RevJack: 191 on the KEYPAD Milkfoot: ? Milkfoot: ? dad is now known as MilkMan Milkfoot: It's still RIGHT SIDE UP. Milkfoot: z~ RevJack: +? Milkfoot: It doesn't translate. High bit gets stripped. DynaSoar: |\ MilkMan: brb RevJack: Try 0191 - wit the 0 MilkyWay: The gentle milk of "Bob" flows down upon us Megagorgonz [-] RevJack: ?????????????????????????????????????? Milkfoot is now known as Kosher_Milk TheCharli: sorry.. had to check my chowdah... MilkyWay: (a)(a)(a)(a) RevJack: You use a howdah! Cool! Megagorgonz Jack: we see it. we do. we really, realky do. DynaSoar: And I don;t even have an alt key RevJack: MEG WANT ME TOO DO IT AGAIN MilkyWay: Dyna - Life is pain. Got milk? TheCharli: howdah? RevJack: EW! MAC COOTIES MilkyWay: PoundPoundPoundPoundPound? MilkMan is now known as tuckerinner DynaSoar: Got two gallons and a quarts of half and half MilkyWay: Dyan - HALF AND HALF? EWWWWW!! Kosher_Milk life is pain, the cause of pain is desire, eliminate desire, eliminate pain, eliminate desire by following the eightfold path. DynaSoar: NO MACS EITEHRE Kosher_Milk is now known as Salthair DynaSoar: Half and half for coffee MilkyWay: Kosher_Milk - To achieve happiness, eliminate everything from your life that makes you unhappy. DynaSoar: Absolute requirement for chickory coffee tuckerinner hey I leave for a second and you start putting down Macs RevJack: P and P tuckerinner is now known as dad Salthair: But what if the stuff that makes me unhappy also makes me happy but even moreso? MilkyWay is now known as Friday-j TheCharli: ooh.. cool Jack dad: I gotta go tuck 'er in Megagorgonz Jack: I am proud of you. Very very proud. Friday-j: Salthair - Doesn't matter - CUT "BOB" OUT OF YOUR HEART! dad: see you mutants tomorrow DynaSoar: Gots no mac, gots no alt. Signoff: dad (Slack 'Frop Mac Dad) DynaSoar: Got no keyboard. Megagorgonz Say g'night dad! Friday-j: Bye Dad! Salthair: Well, then I won't be happy either. I won't get to happiness by that way, because then I'd completely empty my life. DynaSoar: Got a wire stuck in my ear Friday-j watches Dyna IRC directly from his central nervous system Salthair: And besides, stuff that makes me unhappy makes me happy sometimes. Megagorgonz I must do the same tucking procedure. Salthair: In different ways. DynaSoar: OW RevJack: Kids. Can't live with 'em, can'd have them as a part of a complete breakfast DynaSoar: don't look so hard Friday-j: Salthair - Your life is too full and will make you sick if you aren't careful. TheCharli: I can speak to my computer and it does things. Voice control came wth Word Perfect.. cool.. Megagorgonz Nighty night y'all! Signoff: Megagorgonzola ((Connection reset in cement)) DynaSoar: lateron RevJack: night meg TheCharli: but when I say fuck off it opens Explorer. Salthair: I'm not a minimalist. I want to live life to the lees press-on nails. Friday-j: Well maybe I will be back on Sunday - IF I can find my way in. DynaSoar: Not me. Gotta work RevJack: I'm gonna haunt DALnet for my old Xtian buddies DynaSoar: Gotta work now too. But I ain't. RevJack: EVERYBODY BACK TO WORK TheCharli: Friday.. I'm surprised that you would think I'd do that. Friday-j: Salthair - We obviously have different philosophies. I suppose you eat salt, sugar, and meat too? Salthair: Work is done. It's Saturday. RevJack 's work is never done DynaSoar: Work is never done. Salthair: Yeah, sure I eat salt, sugar, and meat. If it tastes good, I eat it. RevJack: Got fish? Friday-j: TheCharli - You are SubGenius. "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" can excuse anything from butt-kicking to rape and murder. DynaSoar: There is nothing better than a man enjoy the frutis of his labors. And some cheese. Friday-j: Salthair - You must learn to eat only oatmeal and "Bob" - then you will be happy. RevJack: What are you two talking about? Salthair is now known as SaltHair Friday-j: RevJack - Philosophy and locking-out. TheCharli: I guess.. but I'm not a SubG yet. I've sent my dough, but I haven't learned to get up a good hate yet. SaltHair: Uh, yeah, sure, Buddha tried that and he damn near passed out. DynaSoar: poo poo and kaa kaa Friday-j: TheCharli - Shall I kick you sometime? RevJack: "It's like Ambrosia...with *cheese*" - some guy SaltHair: And then he said, "What the hell is this? Not eating will make you hungry, and that's it." TheCharli: That might help with the 'hate' part... DynaSoar: WAIT DynaSoar: WAIT A MINUTE Friday-j: SaltHair - I find that fasting clears my head remarkably. SaltHair waits DynaSoar: Ok go ahead RevJack: waiting RevJack: lol Friday-j waits DynaSoar: Had to switch ears. RevJack: he didn't say "Simon Says" TheCharli isn't waiting yet because he's lagged. RevJack: you dummies SaltHair: Fasting gets me high. And woozy and hallucinating. I'm not surprised all those monks saw visions. Friday-j: SaltHair - High, woozy and hallucinating - OK, good start. Now add in some Anti Sleep. RevJack: Fasting can release all the toxins from your fat cells all at once TheCharli: ...and then go out and buy a Postal worker's uniform... Friday-j: TheCharli - Think of the Pinks who've ground you down all your life ... HATE! SaltHair: I tried to sleep last night, but woke up after three hours. Friday-j: RevJack - Nothing like a nice toxin bath to make you LIVELY! TheCharli: I feel almost bad for them.. mostly I feel they're not even worth hating. DynaSoar: "I want to know what lies behind the viel of ORDINARY REALITY!" -- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs Friday-j: TheCharli - Maybe you should try hating an inanimate object first. SaltHair: Well, aside from feeling vaguely good, all getting high does is make me more gullible.. TheCharli: besides, Friday.. I'm ot out of the woods myself yet. I probably hold someone ELSE down too. DynaSoar: Who said hate is necessary? Friday-j: I want to know what lies beyond the HAT of ordinary reality! SaltHair: It's harder to hate an inanimate object. Unless you drop it. DynaSoar: Huh? WHO SAID "MUST"? SaltHair: I want to know why my back hurts. Friday-j: TheCharli - As you ascend, though, they may follow your SubTrail and find the Church. TheCharli: I thought... um.. maybe I got it wrong... DynaSoar: Take your wallet of of your pocket Friday-j: SaltHair - Not if you drop it on your foot! Friday-j: MUST DynaSoar: WRONG RevJack: Bah SaltHair: I MUST.. but I CANNOT... Friday-j: Baaaaa TheCharli: I've gotten a few people to take a look... not join yet though.. Friday-j: Where on the graph do must and connot meet? DynaSoar: They don SaltHair wishes he still had that japanese back-hitting thing SaltHair: Van vliet? Friday-j: TheCharli - That's GREAT, at least they'll have no EXCUSE when the saucers come screaming out of the sky DynaSoar: ''t and we live in the space between TheCharli: SaltHair shouldn't hit Japanese people on the back... SaltHair: No, the japanese gave me a thing to hit myself on the back with. For when I can't get other people to hit me on the back. Friday-j: You should hit them in the front so you can enjoy their expressions of pain! SaltHair is feeling kind of woozy right now, actually.. SaltHair: brb Friday-j: SaltHair - Have you tried rolling yourself over a rolling pin laid on the floor? DynaSoar: Got too much wooz, I spose. Friday-j: Happens to the best of us, the woozens RevJack must attend to mudane matters - back soon RevJack is now known as Jack_Away TheCharli: SaltHair... try 15 drops of peroxide in a small glass of distilled water... (someone has to fill in for Lou...) SaltHair: Friday: Good idea. Friday-j: SaltHair - Use a large rolling pin so you don't put too much pressure on any one vertabrae. DynaSoar: Salthair, is your wallet in your back pocket? SaltHair is a woozle. SaltHair is now known as Peanut Peanut is now known as Salthair Friday-j: Peanut - Yes, that WALLET may be hurting your back! Salthair: No, my wallet is in my side pocket. Friday-j: Perhaps if some of that money came out and was sent to "Bob" it would help DynaSoar: If you're sitting on it, take it out TheCharli: SaltHair.. you could also lie on the floor and try to put your knees on either side of your head. Friday-j: So - is anyone here bidding on Stang's bump? Salthair is now known as SaltHair SaltHair: MONEY? What MONEY? DynaSoar: Hell no. That's disgusting SaltHair: Dyna: I'm just sitting on my ass right now. Friday-j: If only they hadn't pickled it in formaldehyde, I might consider it. DynaSoar: Haven't you people ever heard of the sanctity of mutant life? SaltHair: I don't know, weekends ALWAYS make me woozy.. and I've been eating real well, too.. Friday-j: Dyna - I would've cloned it I swear! But it's probably dead by now. DynaSoar: OK, good. Don't sit on your wallet SaltHair: Oh, wait.. It could be the ANTISLEEP kicking in.. Friday-j: SaltHair - Could be ... Friday-j thinks her back is hurting too DynaSoar: You clone it, you carry it. That's the deal. TheCharli: newbie question... what is AntiSleep? SaltHair: The opposite of sleep. Friday-j: Dyna - No problem, I'll implant it right between my breasts in a little amniotic sac. TheCharli: I figured that much... SaltHair: When dax barks, she sounds kind of German.. "RAUS!" DynaSoar: Could make it hard to walk, sticking way out there later Friday-j: TheCharli - Stay awake for three days and enjoy the hallucinations - cheaper than drugs and you get more done Friday-j: Dyna - I figure around the sixth month or so I'll implant it on Jones3. TheCharli: ah... I've done that, but I don't remember anything. Friday-j: TheCharli - Just as long as you enjoyed the moment. SaltHair: Well, Brian's room is all cleaned out. Except for the CLOSET. I can move in tomorrow. DynaSoar: Remember? Who cares? Just have fun. TheCharli: I might have... I don't know... SaltHair: God, am I glad there's only four of us on right now.. Friday-j: TheCharli - Did you wake up with any new diseases? Missing limbs? Then you probably didn't have a GOOD ENOUGH time! DynaSoar: FIRE SALE> JIM'S CLOSET -- EVERYTHING MUST GO TheCharli: Thanks Salt... I feel left out now.. Friday-j: It's so nice to have you all to myself SaltHair: FIRE! Now THAT would be a good way to clean it out! Desmond (ircuser@moose.erie.net) has joined channel #subgenius DynaSoar: GET IT BEFORE IT ALL BURNS Friday-j: TheCharli - Do you feel the power of "Bob" working in your life? SaltHair: Charlie: I was talking about Jack_Away. He's not here right now. Friday-j: I hope that Jim comes out of the closet before you strike the match. DynaSoar: FEEL the power DynaSoar: FEEL the presence Friday-j: Feel the BURN of the GAZE of "BOB" SaltHair: I don't expect Jim to come out of the closet for a good couple years. TheCharli: I feel the power of "Bob" ignoring me. I think I must owe Stang some more money or sumthin.. DynaSoar: FEEL the presents he's left for you. SaltHair: I'll feel the power of "Bob" working in my life when I get laid.. Desmond: prabob foax Friday-j: TheCharli - The power to be ignopred by "Bob" is a mighty one. Perhaps he has nothing to sell you ... but that's impossible ... SaltHair: Has no presents in the future.. DynaSoar: See? DynaSoar: We ALL have presents in the future. Don;t you believe in the sancitity of Santa? Friday-j: SaltHair - Hopefully you'll feel more than "Bob" at the time, but also "Connie" Friday-j: I don't believe in my future presence. SaltHair: Santa Dog's a JESUS FETUS! SaltHair: I believe in my present presence. Friday-j: No, Jesus' fetus is still growing inside him, just like Stang's bump SaltHair: I thought jesus fetus was a fetus OF jesus. Friday-j: Imagine the bids on the FETUS JESUS! TheCharli: brb... gotta check on the chowdah again... DynaSoar: I'm taking odds on whether Stang's bump grows back. SaltHair: And according to some crazy guy in "The Three Christs of Ypsilanti", we're all Christ. As much as we are DEVO. Friday-j: Dyna - No bet - he had another one removed from his head in the past. This time hpopefully it'll grow RIGHT between his eyes! lurch (~lurch@user-168-121-24-156.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined channel #subgenius Friday-j: LURCH! SaltHair is now known as Christ lurch: Foo! DynaSoar: LURCHIFY ME lurch: Friday! Friday-j: Sunday! Christ: Lurch.. lurch: Yo! Christ: Saturday.. Tuesday, tuesday.. lurch: afternoon Friday-j: Wednesday Addams - my hero! lurch: I like porksly Christ is now known as Zuckerbart DynaSoar: Friday -- right about the time he had this one removed, I got one on my neck. Friday-j: Dyna - I think it's an Xist monitoring device. DynaSoar: Alla sudden like TheCharli: I'm back. did you miss me? I knew it... lurch: Lo charli Zuckerbart: Lance it. DynaSoar: Miss you? I didn;t even try to hit you. Friday-j: I missed you desperately TheCharli. TheCharli: LURCH! Hey! DynaSoar: Tried lancing it. It;s solid. lurch: how Friday-j: Lancelot it. Zuckerbart: Nowadays a woman's got to hit a man. Jack_Away is now known as RevJack RevJack: Back DynaSoar: reRJ lurch: Camelot Zuckerbart: ReR DynaSoar: S&S safely beddy bye? RevJack: DynaSoar is right about the wallet - take it out RevJack: bad back will result RevJack: yes indeedy lurch: Wassat? RevJack: hey lurch Zuckerbart: mn, k ,kbg DynaSoar: Wusswut? lurch: bad wallet back RevJack: J-K3 lurch: Lojack Friday-j: Dyna - There are a lot worse places to have bumps than your neck. lurch: Hijack TheCharli: I'm rolling on a golf ball tight now. It's good for the feet.. DynaSoar: And better ones too. DynaSoar: I want some of those. Zuckerbart: sheeeeittt......... Friday-j: TheCharli - I prefer a small crystal ball, no fear of crushing it accidentally DynaSoar: I got to shave around it. RevJack: I have a big squoozy bump on my head, and I blame Stang Friday-j: Dyna - Do the hairs on it ever move by themselves? Zuckerbart: I am completely unbalanced right now. DynaSoar: Not yet, Fri. But I'm watching. TheCharli: you're afraid of crushing a golf ball? damn.. what muscles you must have... Friday-j: Is this a conspiracy or what? WE ALL HAVE BUMPS! DynaSoar: AAAAAAAHHHH! WE GOT STANGITIS RevJack: "Zuckerbart" - ??? RevJack: coincidence? Friday-j: TheCharli - Maybe someday we'll meet at a Devival. DynaSoar: Spread by VIRAL MEMES RevJack has set the topic on channel #Subgenius to No Bumps? GET LOST *** http://www.subgenius.com Zuckerbart: Bill has a nice white patch on the back of his hair. He doesn't like it, but I think it's great. Friday-j: MEMES spread by IRC Zuckerbart: Zuckerbart? Wha? TheCharli: I've had bumps on my forearms for years... the only time they go away is when I go back to playing keyboards for a living.. RevJack: Z- just wondering about the nick Zuckerbart tries to keep his chin up TheCharli: Friday... I don't know... you scare me... Zuckerbart: Uh, it's german for "sugar beard". I have no idea what it means.. it's one of those things whut popped into my head for no reason at all.. Friday-j: New Dario Argento movie "The Stangdhal Syndrome" - people who look at SubSITE too much get Stang's bumps! DynaSoar: It's a little peedle bananapana poink. Freeple steep mocha. Zuckerbart: Oh my god, you guys aren't speaking English anymore.. DynaSoar: THAT'S what the Virus Installation does. Zuckerbart: Or German, for that matter.. Friday-j: TheCharli - No really, I'm quite harmless. Not to mention sick as a dog as I type this, probably couldn't crush a golf ball. Desmond: Zuckerbart = Sucrebarbe Friday-j: ###PP Zuckerbart: Ich weiss keine Franzoesiche. TheCharli: je ne parle pas francais.. RevJack: Moi aussi! Perth! Zuckerbart: Perth? Oh god, not Rush.. TheCharli: Ginzberg! DynaSoar: Ibin fois a vleeta djik? Morgampa selesto groi. Friday-j: Cherchez L'Idole du Stang Zuckerbart: Goldbach Variations! lurch: BRB Zuckerbart: Bulbous Red Ballgags? Desmond: heh heh Friday-j: Embrassez L'Aroma du "Bob" RevJack is now known as Geddy_Lee Zuckerbart: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! TheCharli: stinkee-dinkee-doo Friday-j: EE! Zuckerbart is now known as Neil_Peart Geddy_Lee: AND THE MEN WHO HOLD HIGH PLACES Friday-j is now known as notBOB Neil_Peart: Ayn Rand like, rules, man. lurch is now known as PonPilat Desmond: oh gawd....just don't do the Oaks & Maples song! Geddy_Lee: MUST BE THE ONES TO START notBOB: A is A, 'Frop exists - smoke some! DynaSoar is now known as Several Well Known Albums By A Famous Canadian Rock band Geddy_Lee: TO MOLD THE NEW REALITY Geddy_Lee: CLOSER TO THE HEART PonPilat is now known as lurch Neil_Peart is now known as Zuckerbart Geddy_Lee is now known as RevJack DynaSoar: harty perty notBOB is now known as AynRandroid RevJack: I'm making *myself* ill Megagorgonzola (MegEliz@dialin24.annex4.radix.net) has joined channel #subgenius TheCharli is now known as the person previously known as TheCharli Megagorgonz With a name like Zuckerbart....Its just HAS to be good AynRandroi: THE HEART OF A BURNING "BOB" IS BRIGHT Zuckerbart is now known as Randomroid DynaSoar: megamgeamgeamgeaamegeamamMEGMGEMGE AynRandroi: A SLACKFUL BEACON THROUGH THE NIGHT DynaSoar: MEG RevJack: IT'S BACK Megagorgonzola is now known as MegaLiz MegaLiz: HAHAHHAAH lurch: MEG! MegaLiz: KUCHING!!!!!!!!! Randomroid: Mozart is done.. MegaLiz: LURCH!!!!!!!!!!! Randomroid: Why can't I find someone to kuch? TheCharli: Mozart is dead. lurch: KOOSHION? DynaSoar: A slab of bacon through the heart AynRandroi: THE PIPE OF "BOB" A SHINING LIGHT RevJack: eye wil kuch wthi you baybeie AynRandroi: YOUR MONEY SOON WILL BE AFLIGHT Randomroid: lost.. in the wilderness.. the bible, he said.. AynRandroi: Pllease don't kuch me, I'm sick Desmond: ceci n'est pas une "pipe". RevJack: ceci n'est pas IRC DynaSoar is now known as Danderoid Randomroid: ich finde keine musik... Danderoid: Freud begone TheCharli: kuch kuch ka choo lurch is now known as Humoroid AynRandroid is now known as Brandon MegaLiz is now known as Hemeroid RevJack is now known as Leonoid Hemeroid: HAHAHAH Brandon: eep oop ork uh-huh TheCharli is now known as Chuckaroid Hemeroid: We are oids! Hemeroid: HAHAHAHAHA Leonoid: Oy, my prostate Desmond: Humeroid = a funny butt bump? Randomroid: Tiki taki tiki taki HOI HOI HOI! Humoroid: Are we not men? Danderoid is now known as NOIDS Chuckaroid: we're butch! Brandon is now known as oy-oy-oyds NOIDS: Cheese lump puffle bigger. Hemeroid: OID MY PROSTATE! Randomroid listens.. and hears only the quiet hum of the pooter.. Humoroid: Oy Leonoid is feeling quite keen oy-oy-oyds: fish felching mish moogie NOIDS is now known as DynaSoar Hemeroid: Nono OID! Randomroid: ah.. don't mention my prostate.. Randomroid is now known as Gefilte_Fish Humoroid: Me prostrate oy-oy-oyds: I prostate myself before the prostate! Leonoid: How do I get out of this chicken outfit? Chuckaroid is now known as TheCharlie DynaSoar: Fell the gentle fish Leonoid is now known as RevJack Gefilte_Fis Keep on the chicken outfit, it will scare off the FBI. oy-oy-oyds is now known as Friday-J Humoroid: Gefilter fish Hemeroid: I'm staying hemmerhoid DynaSoar: Fish caught in the filter again? RevJack: I'll cream ya! Humoroid is now known as cornblow DynaSoar is now known as Hammeroid Friday-J: cow cawing in the blue light xo Gefilte_Fis Why is JOHN DENVER in here.. RevJack: YO HAMMER RevJack: UNH Hammeroid: CAN'T TOUCH THIS RevJack: CAINT DOUCHE THIS Hemeroid: or whateve it is Hemeroid: Suits me FINE Hemeroid: HA Hemeroid: brb cornblow: It hamster time TheCharlie sings "Youfill up my senses..." Gefilte_Fis Sgt. Pepper.. yeah.. cornblow: it chap 11 time Friday-J: That's what I like about SubGenius IRC ... the gentle and logical flow of discourse on the spritual side of life. Gefilte_Fish is now known as Zuckerbart RevJack turns to Chapter 11 Zuckerbart: It's 8:43:51 RevJack: Hey! There ain't no chapter 11 in here! Zuckerbart: EST Hammeroid: "And in those days there dwelt among them an ape of great proportions." Friday-J: Time for me to get back to work. RevJack: Z - better sync that clock TheCharlie: it's 8:44 .. do you know where your parents are? Zuckerbart: sync the clock with what? Hammeroid is now known as DynaSoar cornblow: Monkey Ball tree cornblow: Ape nuts Friday-J: Well, it's been frightening! RevJack: IT IS 8:47:00 Zuckerbart 's eyes boil in his head RevJack: toodles Friday! Friday-J: Bye now - and it's 8:45 Zuckerbart: bye.. cornblow: breakfast of chimpians DynaSoar: lateron Zuckerbart takes another drink of water RevJack: IS NOT

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