“THE UFO MADE ME DO IT”

“Stretch forth thy hand from on high, rescue me and deliver me from the many waters, from the hands of aliens, whose mouths speak lies, and whose right hand is the hand of falsehood.” —Psalms 144:7

“Be not forgetful to entertain Strangers for thereby some have entertained Angels unawares.” —St. Paul the Contactee

“Bullets cannot stop them.” —from Space Rapist 2000 (Sundog Films, 1959)

“The necktie is a serpentlike symbol of evil worn by humales.” —from an Xist space transmission intercepted by the U.S. Navy, 1960

You may now OPEN YOUR EYES.

The UFOs are there. Beyond that, almost everything thought or said about them is a dreadful mistake. Everything said by them is a lie.

THEY ARE REAL! If you don’t believe that, you’re superstitious. But we can’t blame you for being ignorant. The media as news laughs at the “sightings” and reports nothing else. As entertainment the media only presents UFOs as spacecraft. 99% of the UFO paperbacks glutting the market are inherently idiotic, and the 1% that approach the truth seem even more so.

Science, journalism, and authority in general exclude what they see as supernatural for as long as possible. And it indeed is supernatural when carved stones inscribed with indecipherable languages fall from a clear blue sky or are found buried 2½ miles underground. The more trained is one not to expect these things, he becomes geometrically less likely to believe the evidence staring him in the face.

It’s because The Conspiracy has never wanted you to learn. In order to unlearn their lies and discover what they don’t want you to learn, you must first be willing to believe anything. Once you have done that, you can begin excluding data—which is so easy, it’s what The Con has you do before you learn. Forgetting is always easier than discovering. There are forces helping you to forget.

The forces exist without definite form, but only with an intention and a thirst to gain form, to take on life. WE are what gives them “shape.” It is an energy we possess—Slack—that they vampirize in order to lock their nonmateriality into our material world. Their natural energy stems from nothing less than the fitful dreams of the Elder Gods.

The Elder Gods, themselves sleeping and otherwise helpless in their dimensionless Domain of Doors, exert a great intention that we too stay “asleep.” The human will, all too happy to help with this, donates its energy and its expectations, and from these some of the UFOs are built.

If you have great powers of concentration, and you begin to think of a fictitious person as if he existed, in all the detail of a real person, that “person” or the bodily image of it may materialize so solidly that you can’t get rid of it. This almost never happens in America because it is not expected. It happens in Tibet a great deal and the ambulatory, externalized hallucinations that follow lamas about are called tulpas.

UFOs are über-tulpas.

And “UFOs” are merely the most commonly seen form of the monstrous tulpas we unwittingly co-produce with the Elder Gods. The term should not be “UFOs” but should be “The Watchers,” for these robot “guard dogs” of the Elder Gods watch us to learn what appearance they should take on to keep us in abject confusion. Some of us they simply terrify so that we no longer wish to discuss the idea of ‘evil.’ Others they entice with promises of Salvation from Space, likewise to eliminate the idea of ‘evil.’

§THE ALIENS ARE LOOSE!

To our “primitive” ancestors, the force of evil was not something against God, but a necessary primal force of Nature—the black, dreadful survival-of-the-fittest part of existence that goes beyond the platitudes of the Love Gods of simpletons and makes life vital instead of dead and unchanging. The “evil” of competition creates mutation and upward evolution. DEATH MAKES YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS. We should fear the gods because if we don’t, they’ll stop letting us have fear and without fear we are also without choice, and without “goodness.”

So, yes, we must change our idea of evil, but we MUST NOT ELIMINATE IT, because that’s what The Conspiracy and The Elder Gods most desire. If we can’t recognize evil, we can’t recognize Them. And, friends, They are the evil side of evil.

When we talk about UFOs we are talking about things seen. No one but “Bob” and a handful of Native American medicine men have seen the Xists. The creatures from space which are not evil—which are what “Bob” calls GoodBad—are never seen.

What are seen are not just lights in the sky or discs full of humanoids with rayguns. The Watchers include giant lake worms (a la Loch Ness), vampires, ghosts, sylphs, ghouls (not as corpseeating people but as invisible “pools” of bad vibes), leprechauns, Undines, hairy apemen in N. America (as opposed to Tibetan Yetis), winged demons, Voodoo Loa Spirits, most of the ancient Greek demigods, and sea monsters. And, just to throw in the element of confusion to the greatest possible degree, they also appear, quite deliberately, as “weather balloons,”

“swamp gas,” “ball lightning,” St. Elmo’s Fire, meteors, mirages, phantom helicopters and planes, tornadoes, and the aerial ice crystal reflections called “sundogs.” They are that devious.

But their most common manifestation of all, besides as UFOs, are not “seen” so much as “heard” and “felt.” They are the voices in the heads of mystics and murderers, the impersonators of dead people that appear at seances, the dreamwarpers who terrorize sleeping minds, the wanagi or sparkling lights that are conjured up by shamans, the “Binding Spirits” that hook you on drugs (Alcohol Demons, Tobacco Demons etc.), and, worst of all, the vast National Demons which shift the tides of politics, each in its own governmental domain.

And the Elder Gods have much worse ones up their “sleeves.”

The only other important thing to know about them is that they lie.

Whether they appear as Aryan Venusians from “The Confederacy of Planets” spreading racist/utopian bullshit, or as disembodied “Ascended Masters of the Spirit Plane” with names like “Clarion” and “Ankor” and “Ariel” in order to tell little old “mediums” about the coming New Age, they are LYING THEIR ASSES OFF.

They make you think you’re “Chosen” so that they can sap the energy of your belief in them specifically. They are inert without the energy of human belief and shapeless without human expectations. Messing with them in any way is like handing them a signed blank check to your psychic energy bank.

As the worlds’ peoples become more terrified, the collective unconscious gives the beings more power. Waves of sightings occur just prior to world crises. UFO “flaps” and the ground and water monsters that accompany them are generated in times of greatest racial stress.

We see them as they wish us to see them, but only within the limits of our expectations. Thus, in the past, they appeared as angels and devils, whereas they appeared as airships in the early days of human aviation, and as spaceships once space travel became comprehensible to us. Next they may start looking like PILLS and TV SETS.

They are a great reflection of us as we stand looking at the pond of the universe. We cast the pebbles that cause the ripples of distortion that make them so ugly. We can instead leave the pond alone and let it go placid, or we can dive right into the pond and hope that our trust and confidence will be reflected in it, which is rare. But if you dive in, you’d better know how to swim. Skinny-dipping in the waters of the paranormal can be CREEPY and you’d best pick a sunny day so that you don’t panic when your feet brush the nameless slimey things on the bottom.

Mess with the Elder Gods only if you have to—if you are called. In general, the way to handle a “Close Encounter” of any kind is to run like hell. All of the phenomena are dangerous unless “Bob” says otherwise; they can alter history and not necessarily for the better, and only “Bob” knows how to handle the fire we must use to fight the inferno of The Watchers.

The Xists will help us—if we make good on whatever outlandish promises “Bob” has to make to them. True, the Xists are mere pawns of JHVH-1—but JHVH-1 is a knight in shining armor compared to the Elder Gods and their minions. WOTAN may have some pretty vile plans but at least they don’t include permanent mummification of our life spirits so that loathsome “elementals” can lay eggs in our bodies.

(You can forget Spielberg’s “cute extraterrestrials.” There are some of those but they’re in the same boat we are.)

The Air Force knows a little more about them than they let on, but not much. They keep their mouths shut about UFOs for the same reason The Con doesn’t talk about “Bob.” Why should they admit to the public that there is an enemy about which they know almost nothing and against which they are utterly helpless? (The C.I.A. and some even more secretive elements of The Con have prototype UFOs, but they’re like model Ts compared to the real thing.)

Besides, except for top brass, most of the military has no idea that the country is run by PUPPETS kept dancing by inhuman hands from above, that the line of control goes upwards.

§YOUR PART IN THE EVIL ONES’ PLAN

Behind each bigwig in the smokefilled boardrooms of The Conspiracy’s New York “bunkers” is a shadowy “consultant” telling him how to deal his cards … and while the human Insiders may squabble among themselves, The Men In Black behind them work as one. “Bob” KNOWS. “Bob’s” sat in on their calm, civilized gettogethers and noticed that the slightest ghastly murmuring from one of these creatures is enough to make a Senator break into a cold sweat, a Prime Minister suddenly change his tune, a CIA operative inexplicably decide not to give the complete report. When the Migraine Machine is activated in those boardrooms, ALL arguments with THE PLAN are cut short faster than Darth Vader’s mindbeams can choke a Death Star captain.

Let us note in passing that the true symbol of The Conspiracy (called by some The Illuminati, which is actually just one important sect) is not the Eye-in-the-Pyramid—for that is the symbol of the Elder Gods—but the little-seen red emblem of a plastic spoon, fork and knife partially crossed in an ill travesty of the Christian Cross death-sign. The reason for this stupid logo: plastic because that is the nature of it all, the eating utensils because they “eat” us. They are cannibals—not so much in the sense of devouring human flesh, for they do that only on special occasions, but in the sense that they consume our energy. The Men In Black do eat human flesh, as often as possible, and they draw off our psychic juices. And they’re small-timers compared to their masters.

Despite their preternatural powers to vanish at will and to overcome minds, they are the least “alien” of all The Watchers. Their squelching of human initiative is done indirectly, through humanity’s would-be leaders. The other Watchers operate with considerably less subtlety, and they have done so throughout history.

They wiped out the dinosaurs on a picnic, just as we killed off the buffalo. The Ice Age was caused by their version of ‘atomic testing.’ They introduced human sacrifice to the Mayans in Yucatan, the Incas in Peru and the Aztecs in Mexico. They were the “disgusting abominations” who enslaved the Sumerians and spread the worship of false idols (like mathematics and astronomy) through Babylonia while appearing in the guise of the fish-man “Oannes.” The Easter Islanders dropped their chisels, stopped carving Dobbsheads and took to their canoes overnight when the amphibious lobster-men of Dagon started swarming ashore. The giant ‘runways’ and ‘landing pads’ at the Nazca Plain and others in South America, vast scary figures with paranoid eyes and gnashing teeth visible as such only from the air, were painstakingly etched into the rock by those Indians not as invitations to the gods, but as vain attempts to scare them away.

§A PLACE TO HIDE

And the ancient Hebrews didn’t think it was so funny either when huge, noisy heliopters (sic) abducted and brainwashed Ezekiel and Elijah, rained diseased frogs on the Egyptians, and turned rivers to blood. In fact, much of the time they mistook them for YAHWEH’s angels just as today’s holy rollers mistake demonic possession for ‘the spirit of Jesus.’

The Men In Black appeared to Abraham to tell him that his barren, aged wife Sarah would bear children (Genesis 18:1). Later in Genesis, one of these beings—disguised as an angel—wrestled with Jacob and put his hip out of joint just by touching it.

The beings prefer to stay in their (illusory?) spacecraft when impersonating JHVH-1, however. Descriptions which pepper the Bible are of “a whirlwind and a cloud,” “a fire unfolding itself,” “a wheel in the midst of a wheel, which turned not as it went;” “… and their wings, and the wheels, were full of eyes round about.” They frequently dropped “manna” (buckets of pills) to keep the nomadic tribal Jews confused as to who was JHVH-1 and who was just an “angel,” and to keep them moving in the wilderness. How can these descriptions be of anything else but the heliopters of which “Bob” warns, and which pestered Doktors for “Bob” halfway unto MADNESS?? Heliopters: pink living beings shaped strangely like wheeled tennis shoes, with ears and furred bellies, yet with motors inside and propellors on top … if you haven’t seen these “mechanical animals” (either in real life, or in your dreams as buzzing demons which bite your face), count yourself lucky. After they took off with Elijah, no one ever saw him again.

The connections between the heliopter creatures and the use of mind-altering drugs are also abundantly seen in the Sanscrit text, the Atharva-Veda of ancient India, in which the alien force is called Indra and the drugs, soma:

“Sweet verily is this soma … strong verily is this; and no one soever overpowers Indra, having drunk of it … O Indra and soma, cause to roll from the sky the deadly weapon … with fire-heated stone-smiting unaging heat weapons do ye pierce the devourers in the abyss … Iron-mouthed, needle-mouthed, likewise thorn-tree mouthed, let the flesh-eaters, of wind-swiftness, fasten on our enemies with the three-jointed thunderbolt; O this pressed soma, intoxicating, drink ye … whoever thinks to be going on in secret, all this the gods know.

Further, the one wheel that is in secret, that, verily, the enlightened know … on the back of yonder sky the all-knowing ones talk a speech not found by all … eight-wheeled, nine-doored is the impregnable stronghold of the gods; what soul-possessing monster there is in it … O seers, be not afraid; ye soma-drinkers, soma-drenchers …”

§“SPACE BROTHERS” HAVE A USE FOR YOU!

This leaves no doubt whatsoever that the Elder Gods send heliopters full of drugs to tempt us into allowing them into our bodies. These ARE the LAST DAYS!! THROW up your hands and say, “BOB,” let your power spill over me, I’m NOT gonna sit here UNTIL I DIE! SHAI gaba UM dala shoombala oom!

The Watchers manipulate people and nations in many ways. The crudest ones drag people into their saucers and hypnotise them. Others work through dreams, telepathy, seances, automatic writing, ouija boards, “blank” recording tape, and microwave beams of pink light to brainrape their victims.

Although ‘manipulatees’ may at first gain notoriety and a cult following, they usually end up being screwed by their ‘Space Brothers.’ A random list of manipulatees and other running-dogs of the saucer imperialists would include Joan of Arc, Joseph Smith (founder of Mormonism), Moses, Mohammed, Nostradamus, Edgar Cayce, Imhotep, Socrates, Erik Von Daniken, Benjamin Franklin, Dr. Philo Drummond, John Wilkes Booth, Leonardo da Vinci, Helen Blavatsky, the masterminds behind the Kennedy assassination, the founders of the FreeMasons, the Rosicrucians, and the Thule Society; Hitler, Idi Amin, Paracelsus, Bo and Peep, John Rockefeller, Uri Geller, Wilhelm Reich, Timothy Leary, King George III, Giordano Bruno, John Lilly, John Dee, Sirhan Sirhan, Mark Chapman, Nikola Tesla, Charlie Manson, Admiral Byrd, Bo Derek, Jack Ruby, and Jonathan Winters. The Entities especially like humans named “George” and three of the earliest classic ‘saucer cowboys’ included a George Conspiracy of George Adamski, George Hunt Williamson and George Van Tassell.

Millions of people have been “contacted,” and every single one gets a different story. But what if the “stories” which the contactees remember are just decoy strategies? What if some unknown kind of subliminal brainwashing is going on, with all of these people getting the same instructions implanted secretly, all to be triggered at once at some crucial time—say, just before the Xist landing? Are we being set up for the sudden unleashing of an army of crazed, gun-toting Manchurian Candidates? Is this what the Christian “Rapture,” which the Fightin’ Jesus never

actually discussed, could mean? If the scales dropped from all our eyes for a moment, would we see a sky swarming with demonic entities??

The threat of Contactee Terrorist Groups is reasonable in view of the tactics employed by the Dark Forces. Abductees and other victims have reported unbelievable ruthlessness: being implanted with outer space semen by fire-headed superstud robots with eyes in their palms; being bitten and pursued by wild little ghost-boys who nipped at the heels and made birds die with a glance; picking up hitch-hikers who vomited up butterflies and then vanished; finding a Bigfoot sitting in a tree overhead gnawing on a cow’s head, and fleeing only to discover that this Bigfoot had wings….

What makes it scarier is when you realize how long they’ve been at it. In 2000 B.C. a Japanese king had ‘flying sun discs’ for advisors. King Minos of Crete was given the Rules for Torture by Volcano Demons, just as Hammurabi got his Conspiracy Rulebook from a UFOnaut named Shamash. Sodom and Gomorrah were nuked by “Angels” for not being perverted enough, and Knossos was microwaved for no reason at all. In 1500 B.C. Pharoah Thutmosis III was swapping jokes with “circles of fire” and rocket-cars were playing ‘chicken’ over India. (Meanwhile the ancient Bible Prophets were having Close Encounters right and left.) Most of the kings of Babylon had “winged advisors”; there’s no telling how many lesser religions were started by these Satanic ‘saucer gods.’

Their work in religion is spectacular to this day. The UFO that appeared before tens of thousands and instantly dried up a muddy field during the “Miracle of Fatima” in Portugal spoke to its three little girl mediums in Catholic jargon, and gave them secret messages that the Pope was to reveal to the world in 1968 (he didn’t, after his audience with “Bob”.) Their “bright cloud” of blinding light converted Saul to Paul on the road to Damascus.

The Watchers seem never to slip up; they always get what they want. This is in marked contrast to the actual extraterrestrials who ride metallic spaceships and are as tied to technology as we. They are about as efficient as the U.S. Army. The frequency of saucer crashes by these friendly little jokers from space verges on the ridiculous. Their biggest snafu was the nuclear explosion that resulted from an attempted ‘drag race’ between two saucers over Tunguska, Siberia; since then, they’ve totaled spacecraft in Arizona, Texas, California and New Mexico, in the U.S. alone! From the last crash, Conspiracy investigators quick to the scene retrieved the saucer’s instruction book, of which “Bob” now has a copy. Three alien crewmen were captured by the Air Force after the Arizona spin-out: one elfin humanoid and two “little big-heads”; of the three, two became hopeless alcoholics in the quarantine conditions, and one ate plaster off the walls until it died. A far cry from the thundering fire-ball that scorched the 10 Commandments into a rock and parted the Red Sea. Even “Bob,” with his cheap replica UFOs and his Magic Surfboard, can outrace these humanoid grease-monkeys.

§THE ELDER GODS

(A.k.a. “The Northern Fathers,” “Elohim,” “Kyclopes,” “The Space Bankers”)

All stem from AFFATHAUGTH (Allfather of Nothingness) and now dwell, “sleeping,” in the dimensionless Cold Wastes of Leng-Hadath or “The Domain of Doors,” All are composed of one cosmic ‘element’ each.

§THE REBEL GODS

(A.k.a “The Titans,” “The Old Ones”)

The Rebel Gods are the “Shock Troops” trying to tell Earth, “Get ready”…Cosmic Innoculators conditioning us to the fact that Mind Power is our only hope.

§THE DARK SIDE OF THE REBEL GODS

CATTLE MUTILATIONS—HARBINGERS OF THE AQUARIAN AGE?? or HAMBURGERS FOR WOTAN??

First, a parable from Rev. Dennis Keller of the Center for Assimilation of Variform Epistemologies:

The startled residents of Rhinoceros Valley were jolted awake one morning by the brash aetheric clanging of the Asstral Bell. At dusk of the previous day, the sound of helicopter engines echoed and echoed over the peaceful landscape for 90 minutes, but none of the craft could be sighted. Then, after dark, the entire sky seemed alive with strange flying lights that darted to and fro, performing impossible aerial maneuvers with grace, speed, and ease. What new challenge to credibility was to come with the dawn? What had so influenced the portentious Asstral Bell? As the Delerians filed out to see, they were mightily surprised. Hundreds and hundreds of dead and mutilated cattle were littered about the gentle hills and dales! Some had the skin flayed skillfully from their skulls, others had their brains, or hearts, or udders and genitalia, or various internal organs like pancreas, liver, or lungs removed expertly through small, laser-precise incisions. Many of them laid in a crumpled heap, their legs broken as if they were dropped from a great height. There were neither blood nor tracks around the carcasses, deepening the mystery. Some had missing tails, ears, eyes and lips, but each and every one had been branded with the name of a fierce Nordic battle god. They had all been claimed as CATTLE FOR WOTAN. The Delerians speculated on who was to blame for the outrage. Was it a sinister cult committing ritual anatomical Vandalism, using the stolen parts in obscene ceremonies? A group of sadistic surgical transplanters from outer space? Was it the first sign of the “End Times”? The Tribulation? Or was it a simple, natural thing that just happened to some cattle and not others? Their theories, questions, and hypotheses were meaningless though, for, in

complete unison, all the cattle burst into flames! Spontaneous Cattle Combustion! All the evidence went up in the short, intense chemical blaze! Nothing was left. The Asstral Bell pealed one last time. A lot of people think that this kind of thing doesn’t happen at all. But then, a lot of people don’t know what they are talking about. You must decide for yourself. Anyone can try to deny or affirm any issue for you, but you must pay attention for yourself until you form your own opinion. Right?

“The fire of God is fallen, from heaven, and hath burned up the sheep, and the servants, and consumed them; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.” —(Job 1:16)

“Yeah, how’d you like to have your ocular glands stimulated by the sight o’ some unknown projectile up there, skitterin’ across the celestial bodies, an’ backin’ down onto the North 40—takin’ ’em a few prize steaks … and haulin’ ass away again? How’d you like to see how they do it? Up close? Like close enough to have your heart yanked out your mouth and your rectum cored like an ol’ apple? Somethin’… tricky … so that when they find you, they know it’s an unusual case … somethin’ for the FBI to cover up, somethin’ for the Sheriff to feel really bad about …” —Dr. Drummond to students at Dobbstown University.

Cattle mutilations in the “classic sense”—no marks on the ground, no signs of struggle, clean cuts as if by super-advanced surgery, corpse drained of blood and untouchable by flies or coyotes—have been going on long enough for the controlled media to start making sick jokes about it. There have been an average of 1,000 a year for the past decade. They are so frequent that the newspapers don’t mention them. To date, there is no “official explanation” beyond the cop-out of ‘predators.’ Right. Predators with Stealth helicopters, Air Knives and stun-rays.

HERE ARE THE FACTS: A tiny percentage are done by miscellaneous small cults: Satanists, bikers, etc. About 10% are done by one major Odinist/Right-Wing-Christian cult, composed mostly of Texas oil millionaires, who are essentially seeking a ritualistic cure for impotence.

Another 10% are performed by SubGenii fresh from Dobbstown on their first Initiation Tests. This isn’t done just to test their mettle; it is a scientific fact that the only way to properly divine the future is by ‘reading’ fresh animal entrails.

The popular notion that UFOs are spacecraft piloted by “cute extraterrestrials,” and that cattle are mutilated at the hands of “aberrants” and “Devil Worshippers” are largely inaccurate. The truth behind these horrors is much, much stranger

§SCIENTISTS AGREE EARTH TIME IS SHORT!!!

About 35% are perpetrated by various arms of The Conspiracy in germ warfare and rural terrorism tests, ostensibly as practice for covert action in Russia. It’s not the “government” per se—they’re way too sloppy to have gotten away with it for this long—but the “Human Insiders” of the so-called Illuminati.

A tiny percentage of the cattle rectums are secured by primitive UFOnauts who need them for rocket fuel, and by yet another spacetribe, this time benevolently trying to sample the radiation content of our food-chain and warn us before we’ve contaminated it too far. Both of these mutilators tend to work near nuclear power plants.

All the rest of the cattle mutilations, as well as 75% of all other paranormal phenomenon of a similarly hideous nature, were perpetrated by the Elder Gods’ Watchers for no other reason than to confuse the living daylights out of us and let us know in no uncertain terms that we are UTTERLY HELPLESS.

Perhaps the ugliest aspect of the whole business is that the Human Conspiracy aids and abets them whenever possible. These sick traitors to Earth are operating on the same string of promises Hitler was—that if they play along, the Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures from Beneath the Hollow Earth will make them lords over a new race of Aryan Supernormal. (Of course, oil shieks are told it will be Arab SuperNormals and African despots are told it will be African SuperNormals, and so on.)

Deep inside the Hollow Earth, in Hitler’s library—yes, he still lives … or at least his head does—there exists a book called BEWARE OF “BOB”. For the Church has been fighting these creatures since Admiral Byrd discovered the entrance to their domain at the Pole.

The Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures, unlike most of the Watchers, are an independent race, with physical bodies, parasites of the Elder Gods. Millions of years ago, after the Night of Demons when the Elder Gods had to smite themselves into ‘sleep,’ the somewhat metalloid Hell Creatures hurriedly invaded Earth and took over the vast network of tunnels which the Elder Gods had built to honeycomb the planet. (The Earth is not, therefore, truly ‘hollow’ but rather interlaced fairly near the surface with cyclopean caverns of inhuman design.) From various cavern exits around the world they have crept out to abduct humans for breeding purposes and to otherwise terrorize the surface people away from pursuing the paranormal. The Hell Nazis, nicknamed “DEROS” by the unfortunate Richard Shaver, are a “technological” race only because they still use the advanced weaponry they developed in antiquity. Since then, their capacity for original thought has degenerated so drastically that they are little more than robots, hardly any more competent for mass maneuvers than the aging German Nazis whose rickety prototype saucers are encamped around the Pole entrance (they aren’t allowed inside). However, their nauseating appearance (at once insectoid and batlike), and skill at intercepting the telepathic messages from arch-rival WOTAN to his prophets, will make them a force to be reckoned with during the Tribulation period presaging the Final Showdown.

The worst volcanoes and earthquakes in history were all deliberately induced by these creatures as nothing more than a reverse version of our “underground testing” of nuclear weapons—a practice of ours which, incidentally, makes them none too happy and may eventually result in some mind-boggling “Earthquake War” between the Earth’s surface and interior worlds. Dobbs prophecy tells us that this will be forestalled, but we can’t really be too careful. Shoot first, ask questions later.

So we find that there are two groups of supernatural “teams” exerting influence on the bovine, pliable minds of humans. The Watchers are the Silence Group—attempting to smother our potential to evolve and carrying the basic message of “Lay Off.” Their rivals, JHVH-1’s Shock Group, are saying “Get Ready”—trying, in a sense, to condition us to the idea that We Are Not Alone. One is a cosmic infection, the other a cosmic innoculation.

AND there’s yet ANOTHER group, potentially worse than both of the above combined, who have yet to arrive in our section of space. But they are on their way.

The Prescriptures refer to them only obliquely, so much of what we know about them comes from Bejamino Evangelista’s THE OLDEST HISTORY OF THE WORLD, DISCOVERED BY OCCULT SCIENCE IN DETROIT, MICHIGAN. According to Dobbs, we might call these beings “Anti-Xists” in that they are every bit as “godlike,” but are more suited to the antimatter backwards-time-stream whence come our nightmares. THESE CREATURES ARE THE HELL’S ANGELS OE THE GALAXY! Whereas the Xists seem to regard Earth as a “cosmic pit-stop, a veritable Stuckey’s in space,” and are just coming to “fill up” and leave, these Other Ones are more likely to beat up the attendant, rape the waitress, break all the windows, rob the cash register, and throw a match into the gas pumps. And, unlike the minions of either JHVH-1 or the Elder Gods, they would do it for NO REASON. NO REASON AT ALL. These creatures are so baaad that we should probably start worshipping them now, just in case. Their name—“The One True Name of the Unnameable, Unknowable, Unspeakable, Uncountable 1,001,101 Names of the Many-Named Ones”—is YACATISMA.

This is absolutely NOT to be confused with Yacatizma with a Z, which is the holy Aesthetic Force of the Universe and is All Goodness.

The Yacatisma (called Seraphim in the Bible) are on a collision course with Earth, coming roughly from the direction of Orion, but are still far enough away that we can’t compute their velocity and thus cannot predict their estimated time of arrival. However, it hardly matters. Their bad vibes alone have already started tilting the Earth off its axis and, worse, that of the Luck Plane as well! THESE BASTARDS ARE NOT FOOLING AROUND.

§“YOU ARE GOD PARTICIPATING IN HIMSELF” SAYS NHGH

Their background is not pretty either. To begin with, you must understand that JHVH-1 was not the only “Rebel God” to defy the Elder Gods. At the time, He was in league also with another elemental named BOHANDAS (Father of Lies), possibly with a being we have yet to figure out called G’BROAGFRAN, and with His thenwife, ERIS, Goddess of Chaos. (ERIS has also gone by the names ISIS, Kali, Nuit, Aphrodite, Sakti, Your Momma, Mummuu, Ishtar, Inanna, Artemis, “MA,” and the False [or “Bloody”] Virgin Mary.)

To make a long story short, ERIS and JHVH-1 had a rather messy divorce. ERIS subsequently “gave birth” to twin cosmic Sex Essences, NUNU and NARNINI (Anubis). NUNU—who keeps the star Sirius B or Yurugu as home base—then had a “son” who can be safely called only “NHGH”, “The Namesless One,” “Eehg Eehn” or “G’Nee H’Nee.” You think that’s confusing? Get this—NHGH—the Cosmic Principle of Bad Luck, himself all irony and synchronicity of the worst kind—was his own father: the result of his coupling with his own “mother,” NUNU. SUCH ARE THE WAYS OF THE GODS.

Now—NHGH (aka Loki, Set, Mara, Pazuzu, Atlach-Nacha the Phoenician Spider God, and “The Devil,” depending on the culture afflicted) had a number of vile “children” by his aunt/sister NARNINI. Some of these were the puzzling Serpent People who, according to the Vatican Codex, “tempted and fucked” the female Yetis in Eden, ruining the Test Batch and creating humans by accident. But by far the worst of NHGH’s truly “God-Forsaken” offspring were the Yacatisma now hurtling towards Earth on their Techno-Mutilator “Star Choppers.”

And to make matters worse, The Necronomicon states that the Yacatisma intend to somehow “mate” with THE ANTICHRIST “ITSELF” in order to produce some horrendous being so incomprehensibly BAD that we might as well just give up trying to explain the whole mess RIGHT NOW.

We therefore won’t mention the facts that there are Flash Beings, thermal minds in the heat shell of the universe, who do nothing but think, or that the Biblical “False Prophet” is actually a confused mix-up of “Bob” and the Anti“Bob,” or that between now and 2178 Earth will be under constant invasion by horde upon horde of False Jesii, working for all the various rival gangs of infra- and extraterrestrials we’ve mentioned so far and then some, and we won’t know who to believe except “Bob,” and maybe the Real Fightin’ Jesus if he isn’t actually out to get back at us, because we’ll have so many to pick from, there’ll be the New Jesus, the Old-Time Jesus, the WereJesus, the 900 Foot Tall Jesus, the Astronaut Jesus, the Lady Jesus, the Animal Jesus or the Four-Legged Jesus anyway, the Singin’ Jesus, the Upside-Down Jesus, the Yeti Jesus, the 50-Yard-Line Jesus, the Baby Rodan Jesus, the Cussin’ Jesus, he don’t take shit from nobody, he lights a whole book o’matches at once and holds it in his hand, the Jesus of Steel! And the Jesus you LEAST EXPECT, he seems like JUST SOME KOOK, the Small Jesus, the Will Jesus and the Won’t Jesus, the Throw-The-Book-At-Em Jesus and the Let-It-All-Hang-Out Jesus, the 6-Gun Cowboy Jesus, he came bustin’ through that barroom door, wearin’ nothin’ but those CHAPS!, and the ’Frop Jesus, and the Headless Golfer Jesus, and the Rebel Jesus, and the Homo Jesus,

and the Vampire Jesus who gave His blood for you and now WANTS IT BACK; the Hitch-Hikin’ Jesus, the Lead Guitar Playin’ Jesus, the Comedian Jesus, the god damn ATHEIST JESUS, the scary monster Jesus, the blind deaf and dumb Jesus, Jesus Can You Hear Me, the mean hobblin’ old cantankerous Jesus, the Satellite Jesus, the Psycho Killer Jesus, that web-slingin’ Jesus, the SALESMAN JESUS, THE PIPE-SMOKIN’ JESUS, and the TEN MILLION SUBJESIUSES, but maybe somewhere in there might be just the Plain Old Jesus. (“Bob” knows but HE AIN’T TELLIN’.) Therefore we have devised a number of rigid Jesus Tests including water-walking, wine-trans-mutating, loaf-replicating and hook-up to the Martyr Meter. Somebody’s faith is being tested. And the Stark Fist of Removal is raised in judgement, poised for a great Evacuation, a Movement, an Elimination and a Wiping from the face of the earth, not to be confused with the Rapture, which is a minor thing; SubGeniuses do it nightly, they Rapture in their sleep, and in the morning are “raised incorruptible yet changed,” but then The Rapture might be for real but more like Night of the Living Dead, SubGeniuses leading the living in battle against these heathen False Christian golems, because “Rapture” is from the same Root Word as “Rape,” OH YEA HEAR YE OF THE DEAF EAR, THE LORD SAYETH, “HEADS UP!” and the people will feel the lash of the thousand scourges of the Tribulations, EVEN YEA LO VERILY UNTO THE FINAL RUPTURE OF THE EQUILIBRIUM OF THE SCALES OF TIME, OMICRON EPSILON, THE VISION BEHOLDING ITSELF, REPENT YE MOCKERS, ELIJAH PUFFETH SCORNFULLY ON HIS PIPE THOUGH HE SMILETH, WAKE UP!! GET OFF YOUR BUTT!! You have a Guardian Angel given you by WOTAN, and your angel does not sleep, yet your Angel will not forgive you if you don’t believe in him; your Angel is not emotional, he’s programmed by YAHWEH and all he does is what YAHWEH tells him to do. If you work with your Angel you can move mountains but if you scoff at him he’ll have no “Material of You” with which to work, don’t neglect your Angel and leave yourself prey to the guidance of the Nental Ife alone, you do not have to believe in your Angel, all you have to do is know there is a Luck Plane and that something can move it for you; BUT KNOW YE ALSO YE PRIDEFUL ONES THIS: that your Angel is attached to you by JHVH-1 for the same reason that ranchers brand cattle, or that ecologists tag baby sea turtles.

YES things look bad but here’s some condolence: 1) We know America won’t be taken over by gigantic squids a thousand feet tall. 2) For every NHGH particle there is a “Bob” particle. 3) Jimi Hendrix was reincarnated as a whole TRIBE of Xists, and the Xists are the most important, SO WE DO HAVE A CHANCE IF WE CLEAVE TO “BOB.” In parting let us remind you of what we started the chapter with: that many UFOs are tulpas, pre-existing energies given form and life by our belief in them or need for them, and also this: it’s best not to talk with too many tulpas, lest we find out we are tulpas ourselves.