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The Short Duration Marriage

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  • X-Day XII

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …DRIVE-IN of the Damned ! Featuring PHYNX and OCTOMAN THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold! MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE! LIVE HOURS OF SLACK! and OR KILL ME Radio Scrapple Toss, Pancake Orgy, 'Frop Beating, Time Killing! THE BOBB…

  • X-Day 14

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …esented by My Inner Spoiled Child (See partial list) THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold! MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE! LIVE HOURS OF SLACK every day with Stang, Dr. Hal, Rev. Susie, Dr. Legume, Ministry of Slack, many more! MAS…

  • X-Day 15

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …orts for 6 days, presented by My Inner Spoiled Child THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold! MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE! Live Radio Station on-site: KBOB LIVE HOURS OF SLACK on stage every day with Stang, Philo, Dr. Hal, Rev. Sus…

  • X-Day 16

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …orts for 6 days, presented by My Inner Spoiled Child THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold! MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE! SLACK BLACK MASS LIVE HOURS OF SLACK on stage every day with Stang, Philo, Dr. Hal, Rev. Susie, Dr. Legume, …

  • X-Day 17

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …See the complete SCHEDULE and the official TRAILER ) THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold! MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE! SLACK BLACK MASS LIVE HOURS OF SLACK on stage every day with Stang, Lonesome Cowboy Dave, Dr. Hal, Rev. Susi…

  • X-Day 18

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    … year's complete SCHEDULE and the official TRAILER ) THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold! MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE and at least one for-real LongDurMar SLACK BLACK MASS LIVE HOURS OF SLACK on stage every day with Rev. Ivan S…

  • X-Day 19

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    … year's complete SCHEDULE and the official TRAILER ) THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold! MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE and at least one for-real LongDurMar LIVE HOURS OF SLACK on stage every day with Rev. Ivan Stang, Dr. Hal, Dr…

  • X-Day 20

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    … year's complete SCHEDULE and the official TRAILER ) THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold! MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE and maybe a real marriage or two LIVE HOURS OF SLACK on stage every day with Rev. Ivan Stang, Dr. Hal, Dr. Ph…

  • 21 X-Day

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    … year's complete SCHEDULE and the official TRAILER ) THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold! MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE and maybe a real marriage or two LIVE HOURS OF SLACK on stage every day with Rev. Ivan Stang, Dr. Hal, Dr. Ph…

  • 22 X-Day

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …orts for 6 days, presented by My Inner Spoiled Child THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold! MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE and maybe a real marriage or two LIVE HOURS OF SLACK on stage every day with Rev. Ivan Stang, Dr. Hal, Dr. Ph…

  • 22 X-Day

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …orts for 6 days, presented by My Inner Spoiled Child THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold! MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE and maybe a real marriage or two LIVE HOURS OF SLACK on stage every day with Rev. Ivan Stang, Dr. Hal, Dr. Ph…

  • 24 X-Day

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …orts for 6 days, presented by My Inner Spoiled Child THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold! MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE and maybe a real marriage or two FIND the PHILO LOUDEST YETI CONTEST MASS EATING! Scrapple Toss, Pancake Orgy…

  • 26 X-Day

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    … Ball / Beer Tasting / Party! SPOUTING! with spewing THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold! MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE and maybe a real marriage or two FIND the PHILO LOUDEST YETI CONTEST MASS EATING! Scrapple Toss, Pancake Orgy…

  • 9X-Day Actual Sequence of Events

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …us Movie Shows in The Studio New videos: "BOBMATICS" and "8X-DAY" ASK DR. HAL Plus misc. X-Day rants by Stang SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE -- Rev. Angry Larry presiding IVAN STANG sermon THE 2006 BOBBIE AWARDS BULLDADA AUCTION DJ Shaver, Modemac, D…

  • Guestbook

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …ll about it after I confess my involvment with the ether and an aborted attempt to ask for Nickie's hand in a short-duration marriage(licence and all). Maybe Crawford was right; some of us may have been better off at the bar in Des Moines airp…

  • Stang's Boston Devival Report & Update>

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …Dunkan, performing "BOB" IS MY LOAD and an amazing spirit-washed sermon about the PeE of "Bob"! The last Mass Short Duration Marriage and Head Launching! Bonus Meyer "NEO-CLASSICIST CHURCH" Rant! "Earth Anthem" end Stangrant , featuring canned…

  • 2010 NYC Devival Trip · index

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …Stang weddings intro.mp3 StangDoe Twilight Zone TakeOff.mp3 Wedding of Revs. 808 and Rev. Gigglepuss.mp3 Mass Short Duration Marriage.mp3 Big Music and Pope Black.mp3 DJ 2B partial set.mp3 End of Recording.mp3 BACK to SubSITE Main Page Back to…

  • Stang's Unbiased Review of Portland 99

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …er Comforts and Blasphemera... The Rebirth of Lemuria and Lost Portlantis... Concession / Confession Booth... Short Duration Marriages and/or Divorsii... Indulgences... Flying Saucers: Conclusive Evidence... Time Control... Sea-Yetis, Just Lik…

  • Phineas' X-Day Vision

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …lose to a hundred couples, and triples, for a night of unbridled fornication in what was probably the biggest short duration marriage ceremony ever. Just after sundown things got rocking and Janor provided his own pre-show by jamming with Ster…

  • Last year I was an asshole, THIS YEAR I'M A GOD!!!

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …E POND, then I COULD WALK THE POND! Rock and Stick! BY DOBBS, I DO deserve to take Christina Bucket's hand in short duration marriage! But THIS time, I'll REMEMBER THE FUCKING FROP! I've had a lot of time test driving the new highways of our n…

  • Greetings from Rev. Moxie

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …rong as it were himself. Alas for poor Locnar he failed and I succeeded. We spent three days at Brushwood, in short duration marriage bliss. We nearly blew out the shocks in my car, Rev. Bus-stop-pest can attest. I left there alone with a heav…

  • SEX - THE DIVINE BATTLE — The Book of the SubGenius

    The Book · 1 mention

    … the bond of holy matrimony in a regular church or government, think about using a SubGenius™ “Placebo Brand” SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE, available from Pastor Buck Naked. ShordurMar is cheap, and can be easily voided even before the Expiration D…

  • The IRC Wedding of P-Kitty and Unibomber

    SubIRC · 1 mention

    …nt_Wil <dad> no lobster here - harbor's polluted <SisRose> I'm mother of the bride, I jut cry! <BBQ_Skin> But SHORT DURATION marriage is a REWARD for the weak! *** ICEKNIFE sets mode: +o cuthulu <cuthulu> and nowadays they freak out when you t…

  • Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1870

    Transcripts · 1 mention

    …d Rev. Uncle Dr. Onan Canobite. (And Stang reads a pure Onan rant at the end.) Included is an old-school Mass Short Duration Marriage, cult-style, albeit a bit awkward due to being done remotely rather than with the congregationists being able…