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Big Fist 468 · Stang 2 · Transcripts 539 · Library 42 · SubIRC 44
- 9-2-96 IRC Devival
SubIRC · 122 mentions
…y, ONE RULE: Don't kick the merehumes when someone is playing with them! *Pervert* hey let's talk <Modemac> "Bob" damn it, how do you expect us to have any FUN if you go and kick the Normals?!? <PsychAway> ever seen the pin…
- subgenius 7/12/98
Big Fist · 75 mentions
…yboy: lo doc PeeKitty: Hey MD! Rabbi breaks out the Hersheys and pours liberally. P-Lil: In the year 8661, if "Bob" has finally won.... MDisaster: Hey dude! How ya feeling? Bunnyboy: Smears and smores Friday-X: P-Lil - Sing i…
- LONG Interview with Rev. Stang — the SubGenius Library
Library · 67 mentions
… own eyes!” In this text What is the Church of the SubGenius? How is it different from other churches? Who is J.R. "Bob" Dobbs? Is the Church tax exempt? How did the Church start? How does it get the word out to people? How many …
- The Third Fist - part 2
Big Fist · 64 mentions
…nd Crazy Horse ducked down into the bowels of the vessel. "Hellfire -- wrong god-damn spearchuckers!" shouted "Bob" to his confused companions, remaining carelessly upright. "Must be more AntiBob saboutage! Backpaddle! Stern …
- GRAY-AREAS-Sub GInt
Big Fist · 62 mentions
…es of MANY known genres, categories and denominations. Here's what we tell people: In 1953, the holy salesman "Bob" Dobbs discovered that there was a Conspiracy of Normal Humans insidiously robbing away the Slack of the SubGe…
- 9-2-96 IRC Devival 1
SubIRC · 57 mentions
…e 'yes" on a more to another net! Modemac: Well, friday, you should know - you had to get that abortion after "Bob" got you pregnant! RevChucki: sounds good Modemac.. can we all get in? PeeKat: Let's give it a try...it CAN'T …
- The Third Fist - part 1
Big Fist · 50 mentions
… was extreme. Only one thing was obviously held in common: all bore, somewhere on their persons, a picture of "Bob". And they all seemed to be laughing, perpetually, some to the point of tears, but always at rapidly spoken wo…
- Dot, Two Dot
Big Fist · 48 mentions
…s makes the fishermen unhappy, so they cut the worms into little bitty pieces. And each one grows a new worm. "Bob" walked down the shiny white halls of the SubGenius Research Center. His able assistant, the African herbalist…
- Dot, Too Dot — the SubGenius Library
Library · 48 mentions
…s makes the fishermen unhappy, so they cut the worms into little bitty pieces. And each one grows a new worm. "Bob" walked down the shiny white halls of the SubGenius Research Center. His able assistant, the African herbalist…
- Guestbook
Big Fist · 46 mentions
…I hope that's not the case --- only you folks know for sure?). So... what do I have to do to get "right" with "Bob"? I want to be "in" with "Bob" --- I want YOU. I want to be IN "Bob". I do. I'll call into the CSB show next w…
- 9-9-96 (Friday's log)
SubIRC · 45 mentions
…*hugs* MegEliz: Quit whining PK Nobody is lagged! ICEKNIFE: Friday, you crusty old bandersnatch! Friday-j: My "Bob"! What a crowd! geegeegee: Friday...how nice rub against you digitally Modemac: Hey, Friday. GGG here actually…
- 8-11-96 IRC Devival (Modemac's log)
SubIRC · 44 mentions
…over at the Glick Twind army surplus site. >For instance, we might uncover some long-suppressed evidence that "Bob" actually fucked a whole herd of cattle back in 1957 and gave birth to a bunch of deformed half-breeds... <ICE…
- Bleeding Headeclessians 9:9
Big Fist · 39 mentions
Bleeding Headeclessians 9:9 St. Janor Hypercleats BLEEDING HEADECLESSIANS 9:9 Drs. 4 "Bob" Statement of Purpose (1983 edition) 9:9 This article is written as a statement of purpose, direction, and goa…
- Bleeding Headeclessians 9:9 — the SubGenius Library
Library · 39 mentions
….5× Voice Read aloud by your device's built-in voice. Click a paragraph to jump. St. Janor Hypercleats Drs. 4 "Bob" Statement of Purpose (1983 edition) 9:9 This article is written as a statement of purpose, direction, and goa…
- New Hierarchy Tale
Big Fist · 38 mentions
…he wheel, so to speak, of the Dobbs© juggernaut, smashing back at the ConTM . . . fighting the good fight for "Bob" or, bettir yet, battling for BUX!! (Careful now, Ivan, remember what the Doktor© said about side effects of t…
- New Hierarchy™ Tale — the SubGenius Library
Library · 38 mentions
…the wheel, so to speak, of the Dobbs© juggernaut, smashing back at the Con™ . . . fighting the good fight for "Bob" or, bettir yet, battling for BUX!! (Careful now, Ivan, remember what the Doktor© said about side effects of t…
- The Real Story
Big Fist · 36 mentions
The Real Story Pope Michael Peppe THE REAL STORY "Bob" wended his way through the huge computer-packed office, dodging frantic clerks at almost every step, and duck…
- Disputation on the Power and Efficacy of Eternal Life Sales Commonly
Big Fist · 36 mentions
…present personally to debate the matter orally will do so in absence in writing. 1. When our Lord and Master, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, said "Slack", He called for the entire life of believers to be one of slackfullness. 2. The word cann…
- The Real Story — the SubGenius Library
Library · 36 mentions
… 1× 1.2× 1.5× Voice Read aloud by your device's built-in voice. Click a paragraph to jump. Pope Michael Peppe "Bob" wended his way through the huge computer-packed office, dodging frantic clerks at almost every step, and duck…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1392
Transcripts · 35 mentions
Hour of Slack Log Hour of Slack #1392 - Rerun #926, BACK ON "BOB" 59:37 This is truly an old-school "Bob"-centric episode: SubGenius "back-to-the-Pamphlet" fundamentalism, with everything from the oldest Glassmadnes…
- Neon Night — the SubGenius Library
Library · 34 mentions
… 1.2× 1.5× Voice Read aloud by your device's built-in voice. Click a paragraph to jump. Dr. Christopher Gross "Bob" was down to his last fifty, and he broke it at the Blue Moon Bar. Its name was well-deserved; the facade and …
- The End of All Bullets
Big Fist · 32 mentions
…ll-deserved; the facade and window frames were decorated in blue neon, as was the interior of the bar itself. "Bob"was the first and only patron to show up that night. "What kind of place is this?" he asked, grinning drunkenl…
- SubSite - Radio
Transcripts · 31 mentions
… of #447/859) MP3 download, PODCAST (~82 MB) Direct MP3 Download/Play (Radio Safe) Hour of Slack #1858 Onan's "Bob" Drinking Song (rerun of #858) MP3 download, PODCAST (~82 MB) Direct MP3 Download/Play (Radio Safe) Hour of Sl…
- The IRC Wedding of P-Kitty and Unibomber
SubIRC · 30 mentions
… this nice weeding, huh * PeeKat pukes all over Uni and licks it off <P-Lil> By the Authority vested in ME by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, any attending deities, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, and SUN RA, and in DEFIANCE of the Laws of Man and Natu…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1555
Transcripts · 29 mentions
…1981, before the Hour of Slack! This one mixes the last part of Media Barrage #1 with the first collection of "Bob" hymns, the album Bobsongs 1. Our first two albums! The early Doktors on it are Philo Drummond, Ivan Stang, th…
- 8-19-96 IRC Devival
SubIRC · 27 mentions
…Friday: Uh....he will, eh? Guess you're not gonna let me in on that secret... > Nickie: JML could hide little "Bob"s in Stang's hair. Lots of "Bob"s could fit in there! <RevJack> Hey, it's James Taylor <Modemac> Yes, but most…
- 9-8-96 IRC Devival Pt. 1
SubIRC · 27 mentions
…hey signon. Please choose another nick. MegEliz: TYPE IN CAPS STANG F-jones: Time to talk about that old bore "Bob" now ... ICEKNIFE: Hiya Stinky MegEliz: THEN THEY MAY HEAR YOU P-Lil: Would everyone knock off Gordon selling …
- 9-15-96 IRC Devival, #subgenius (Friday Jones' log)
SubIRC · 27 mentions
… already naked Modemac: Friday! Friday-j: Greetings all! RevJack wags it about jauntily Friday-j gets out the "Bob" branding iron Fryday-j: Jauntily ducks.. MegaLiz slaps Rev Ja-- lurch: Corndensed Milk and Shasta Ligonberry …
- Killing "Bob"
Big Fist · 25 mentions
Killing "Bob" Brooks Caruthers KILLING "BOB" A One-Act Play The set consists of two separately lighted sections. On stage l…
- Shirley Bobtale
Big Fist · 25 mentions
…y's fingers.) She shook his hand. Feverishly warm. Possibilities squirmed under the skin. "The name is Dobbs! J.R. "Bob" Dobbs!" You could hear the quotation marks around "Bob" . He turned and swept onward, plunging recklessly th…
- 199619971998 — the SubGenius Library
Library · 25 mentions
…y's fingers.) She shook his hand. Feverishly warm. Possibilities squirmed under the skin. "The name is Dobbs! J.R. "Bob" Dobbs!" You could hear the quotation marks around "Bob". He turned and swept onward, plunging recklessly thr…
- Killing “Bob” — the SubGenius Library
Library · 24 mentions
…ys the same two actors, although dressed appropriately for each appearance. Always a mixed-gender couple with "Bob"-like features. All characters should be clean-cut and well dressed in early-fifties film noir attire. All lig…
- Pilgrimage
Big Fist · 23 mentions
…Ken DeVries PILGRIMAGE H itler 1100108 was waiting when Dobbs clambered ineptly out of the saucer. "Gaw-dam!" "Bob" thought. A couple of years made a big improvement. Hitler 1100108 strode forward and hugged him violently. Li…
- Pilgrimage — the SubGenius Library
Library · 23 mentions
… jump. Rev. Ken DeVries Hitler 1100108 was waiting when Dobbs clambered ineptly out of the saucer. "Gaw-dam!" "Bob" thought. A couple of years made a big improvement. Hitler 1100108 strode forward and hugged him violently. Li…
- Big Fist: Ch.19
Big Fist · 22 mentions
…Sternodox Keckhaver, Hellswami Satellite Weavers] [from Chapter 19, "The Book of the SubGenius" ] DOCTORS FOR "Bob" will themselves explain what they are on one condition: just send them some of those Oh-God-all-my-internal-o…
- Chapter 19 — the SubGenius Library
Library · 22 mentions
…evice's built-in voice. Click a paragraph to jump. CHAPTER from THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS EXCERPT DOCTORS FOR "Bob" will themselves explain what they are on one condition: just send them some of those Oh-God-all-my-internal-o…
- IRC_subgenius_01_23_00.html
SubIRC · 22 mentions
… change "+o kevbob" on #subgenius by ChanServ JR_Bob_Dob: hola irrev friday NedWreck: Hi Friday Friday: Hello "Bob" JR_Bob_Dob: ola Kev Friday: Hi all magdalen: Kevbob how do you bribe chanserv like that? magdalen: hey Friday…
- Subject: MAGDALEN'S SEXXXY AMSTERDAM REPORT AND GOSSIP COLUMN
Big Fist · 21 mentions
…- it is SALTY and tastes like fish oil) By the second day of the trip, our colorful laminated name tags, with "Bob" images for men and "Connie" images for women had created a stir within the hotel, especially when we explaine…
- NEW STANG RANT TEXT
Big Fist · 21 mentions
…IT YOU MAGGOTS, SOUND OFF LIKE YA GOT A PAIR! PRAISE GOD DAMN "BOB" DAMN DOBBS! Or fuck "Bob." You could fuck "Bob" instead. He don't care. How many CHRISTIANS do we have in the audience tonight, raise your hands. I didn't th…
- SUBGENIUS IRC CHAT 7-14-96
Big Fist · 20 mentions
…t on video, but John's got an audio tape of it. <ogyr> jesus: i just might. :) <friday-j> Buy the tape of the "Bob" tism - see Stang's whanger! <DynaSoar> SERVER PROBLEMS? Try pittsburgh.pa.us.undernet.org > This is truly a v…
- The Horror On Howth Hill
Big Fist · 19 mentions
…a Bela Lugosi film-an appropriate scene, I thought later, for the terrible encounter ofProfessor de Selby and J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. The rain had gone on for two months this time, bringing a clammy, enervating muskiness to everything.…
- Welcome to Adobe GoLive 4 · XXX-Video-Log-Roll4
Big Fist · 19 mentions
…ibly earnest attempt to get embarrassed SubGenii to take off their clothes and get friendly. Then rants about "Bob", desperately trying to increase the energy of the dozen people standing around. Slack is the quantum field...…
- The Horror on Howth Hill — the SubGenius Library
Library · 19 mentions
… Bela Lugosi film-an appropriate scene, I thought later, for the terrible encounter of Professor de Selby and J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. The rain had gone on for two months this time, bringing a clammy, enervating muskiness to everything.…
- "Joe's next, in Tallahassee"
Big Fist · 18 mentions
…group and looking for reasons to get us in trouble. Enough is ENOUGH! By the power invested invested in me by "Bob" and the Subgenius Foundation, I hereby pronounce "Joe" in Tallahassee as an official military target. Anyone …
- subgenius 6/21/98
Big Fist · 18 mentions
…cking bob, it's iceknife Friday-J: Speaking of hairy squid ChrisLi: DCC timeout Rabbi: Nully-Jesus is fucking "Bob"? You have pictures? Stang: Friday -- and the $19.95 version has "Greek" features! *** MiloDis is now known as…
- Forced Galactic Sodomy 538's Big Night
Big Fist · 18 mentions
…ing, just a moment of each partner. It was obvious both in The Dream , and in the reality it remembered, that "Bob" and Connie had truly been among them that night. None of the men lost their stiffies, no matter how many time…
- 9-29-96 IRC DEVIVAL (Friday's log, from Anothernet)
SubIRC · 18 mentions
… I came in, you'd think Stang would have sent me a message or something ... Friday-j: I bet if I yell "Praise "Bob"" in here it'll echo off the sides of the channel ... talysman: I didn't get anything... Friday-j: Stang is de…
- OTHER GREAT SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS
Big Fist · 17 mentions
…ke, beformatting this peemail stuff and composting it to Y'ALL. FINALLY. -- Stang Subject: Campus Crusade for "Bob" news From: alpropes@rodan.syr.edu (Aaron L. Propes) Background: SU's Student Government Assoc. voted with onl…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1795
Transcripts · 17 mentions
…ro. Stang's 5-year "explanation." Liquid Slack. If Earth can make it to the right punchline, it's not a joke. "Bob" and Slack. The Conspiracy of Normals. "Bob's" "death" covered up. "Bob" leads by mistake. Stupid but lucky. "…
- The Completely True and Unabridged GWAR/SubGenius Tour Log
Big Fist · 16 mentions
…Church of the SubGenius. This would end with everyone getting a good laugh and a stampede to our sales table. "Bob" reclined in his lazy boy, wildly surfing His TV for something entertaining, when He landed on the Stang chann…
- ICON
Big Fist · 16 mentions
…ok T Jesus' Original nuicon.jpg subprogram.gif illuminatrix JESUS'S FLASH ANIMATION Subject: Coming Soon: The "Bob" Icon From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack Date: Mon, Jul 3, 2000 6:04 PM One of…
- The Book Of The SubGenius: Ch. 2
Big Fist · 15 mentions
… million sources makes no difference -- in fact, that makes it all the more effective for them. They pray to "Bob Dobbs," and mean it. Others wouldn't be caught dead, at least not by "BOB," taking "Bob" Dobbs too seriously -- eve…
- Stang RANT NOTES 2003
Big Fist · 15 mentions
…'t have the numbers in front of me right now. ALL HAVE BREASTS. "Breasts are the anagram of the human form" - J. R. "Bob" Dobbs "Breasts are nothing more than modified sweat glands." -- Mister Larrimer, Saint Mark's School, 1969 "…
- Subject: Re: I remember when
Big Fist · 15 mentions
…rote: > I remember when Stang used to actually talk about church doctrine and > make up more crazy lies about "Bob". Now all he talks about is whatever > the last party was he went to, or gossips about people I've never met. …
- Phineas' X-Day Vision
Big Fist · 15 mentions
…ce touch. Probably smoking frappy thought Phineas. Well, there had to be at least ONE Sugbeenie dressed up as "Bob" this X-Day. Just a LITTLE obvious, but okay. The man walked closer, walking strangely without difficulty up t…
- The Greatest JOKE (?) Ever Told? — the SubGenius Library
Library · 15 mentions
… million sources makes no difference -- in fact, that makes it all the more effective for them. They pray to "Bob Dobbs," and mean it. Others wouldn't be caught dead, at least not by "BOB," taking "Bob" Dobbs too seriously -- eve…
- Questions — the SubGenius Library
Library · 15 mentions
…. The True FAQ (by Nenslo) Most Accurate. FAQ Actual Encyclopedia Definition of the Church Plastic Model Kit: J.R."Bob" Dobbs FAQ? FAQ ON SLACK? Fill me in please Subject: Re: What's this post about? What is all the writing abou…
- SubIRC: 7-21-96
SubIRC · 15 mentions
…is card yet? <luurch> custard >Grettings to the mighty GGG <Jesus> Yeah, he got a post card. <ICEKNIFE> Thank "Bob" it's (etc) <Modemac> Lemme dig out my copy of The ULC News... <luurch> canned piano tuna <Gordon> blanc mange…
- 10-6-96 Sunday IRC Devival -- Friday's log
SubIRC · 15 mentions
…hey are.." Silver_bowl now thats kwik Zuckerhosen J'embrais mon chien suer la bouche! Agent_Wilco parely vous "Bob"? angela: brb Signoff: angela (Leaving) Zuckerhosen That's half a meg EVERY SECOND. Geethree: LE CANARD ENCHAN…
- 11-3-96 SubG IRC Devival Part 2 (stang's) #slack
SubIRC · 15 mentions
…ig ops war back on Undernet... Friday-j: TheCharlie - My spike heels are being saved for the BROW of the ANTI-"Bob"! _dad_: hey thanks Ivan talysman: we're not ignoring you louisev Modemac: ...if I hear right. geecube: yeah I…
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