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Big Fist 63 · Transcripts 21 · Library 11 · The Book 8 · SubIRC 13
- Tales of the Golden Slack
Big Fist · 44 mentions
…ickler for procedure. "Fuck you, Puzzleen." The lookout was not. "Never mind, Ev'hedance," said the helmsman, Janor the Insane. "I see it." Puzzleen.Ev'hedance tumed away, stroking his moustache. His dark eyes gleamed. Janor …
- Tales of the Golden Slack — the SubGenius Library
Library · 44 mentions
…ickler for procedure. "Fuck you, Puzzleen." The lookout was not. "Never mind, Ev'hedance," said the helmsman, Janor the Insane. "I see it." Puzzleen.Ev'hedance tumed away, stroking his moustache. His dark eyes gleamed. Janor …
- 8-4-96 IRC Devival
SubIRC · 27 mentions
…that Hendrix died is what PROVES he was a SubGenius and not a Genius. He fucked up. I mean he really pulled a Janor. <MegaLiz> Why oh Why do I keep /pringing instead. <MegaLiz> Must be the sttoopidness again. > SPEAKING OF JA…
- THE MADISON SLACK CRUSADE DEVIVAL
Big Fist · 14 mentions
…t up Circus with married woman, ha ha >> Rev. Ursula >> Pumpkin fucking w/squirrel >> Les Loki >> More Joe >> Janor, midgets, siamese twins, 144,000 >> Dick to dick? or Dick to taint? >> SubGenius Demolition Derby recommended…
- SUBGENIUS IRC CHAT 7-14-96
Big Fist · 12 mentions
…<DynaSoar> Kill TIME. Invest in NHGH Stocks! <Jesus> Times up...... "Hot Tub Smith"! <PeeKat> A blessing from Janor and a visit from G^3...we are TRULY BLESSED! <ICEKNIFE> yeah, great... blame ME! <DynaSoar> (Thanks, P-Lil) <…
- subgenius 6/21/98
Big Fist · 9 mentions
…Legume: I am! ICEKNIFE: ever SLAM a cadbury creme egg into someone? It's GOOD! YES! GOOOOOD! Friday-J: Praise Janor! GGGordon: that willie was really janor PeeKitty: Janor is our prophet! PeeKitty: NOw for the BIG question...…
- The True Story of Pee Kitty at X-Day
Big Fist · 9 mentions
…spected that the two multicolored, striped socks she had before her were actually the primary antennae of the Janor Device. No one except for the Xists, of course. And Janor, but that goes without saying. ::: Somewhere in the…
- Log file opened at: 4/2/00 9:59:53 PM
SubIRC · 9 mentions
…le. Papajoe: I think I'm getting ill... *** Signoff: fathertom (Ping timeout) Stang: We found a sort of a New Janor in Amsterdam, or a Dutch Janor anyway. Friday applies some pink nail polish to Papa Joe's dainty toes *** puk…
- subgenius IRC log 6-30-96, pt.1
SubIRC · 9 mentions
…opro has left channel #subgenius *** ljduchez has joined channel #subgenius > LOU has returned. Praise "LOU." Janor knew of "LOU." *P-Lil* Type in /mode #subgenius +o p-lil <strings> Yes, private chat window, plese openit *st…
- About The Contributors
Big Fist · 8 mentions
… the Dobbs Outreach is as hard to define as it is unquestioned. Firstly, this Little Rock native formed (with Janor Hypercleats, Snavely Eklund, the late Drelloid Mutant and others) the mythos/concept/style of Doktors for "Bo…
- subgenius 7/12/98
Big Fist · 8 mentions
…-X feels her way around Stang ChrisLi: Devolver- i'm making your copies right now Legume: Phineas isnt lying. Janor thought it was a helicopter, but I can identify the goddamn MAKE of most helicopters by the SOUND. This thing…
- 1996 SLACK CRUSADE TOUR
Big Fist · 8 mentions
…should be so tight they can do the show without you! You're beautiful, baby! Don't ever change!" Rare shot of Janor's 1975 album cover, when he was a blues singer We got the groupies, the sub-groupies, the anti-groupies, the …
- About the Contributors — the SubGenius Library
Library · 8 mentions
… the Dobbs Outreach is as hard to define as it is unquestioned. Firstly, this Little Rock native formed (with Janor Hypercleats, Snavely Eklund, the late Drelloid Mutant and others) the mythos/concept/style of Doktors for "Bo…
- Phineas' X-Day Vision
Big Fist · 6 mentions
…hat was probably the biggest short duration marriage ceremony ever. Just after sundown things got rocking and Janor provided his own pre-show by jamming with Sterno and a couple other doktors in a sort of second version of th…
- THE CHICAGO SLACK CRUSADE DEVIVAL
Big Fist · 6 mentions
…orm's incredible bunker full of Cray gaming equipment, and the FRAP FIELDS OF G'FRANGINSTAN, BUT... we won't. Janor missed the bus but got to Chicago anyway, and despite the 50 degree below zero weather, so did the rest of us…
- New Hierarchy Tale
Big Fist · 5 mentions
…as already evening there, wasn't it? He picked up the yellow phone. "Hey there, Stang ole buddy, this here is Janor©," said the phone in thick hick tones. "Me an' Smith&Jones TM are stranded in Japan. I lost m' wallet with al…
- New Hierarchy™ Tale — the SubGenius Library
Library · 5 mentions
…as already evening there, wasn't it? He picked up the yellow phone. "Hey there, Stang ole buddy, this here is Janor©," said the phone in thick hick tones. "Me an' Smith&Jones™ are stranded in Japan. I lost m' wallet with all …
- SubIRC: 7-21-96
SubIRC · 5 mentions
… have the worlds' BEST musical here... Co-Ed Prison Sluts. <ogyr> Definitely Dobbs Approved. Even grossed out Janor <Jesus> I did get off from it. *** LittleOne has joined channel #subgenius <MissS> ogyr--Are you saying that …
- 9-22-96 IRC Devival #subgenius
SubIRC · 5 mentions
… PAIN! PLEASE PLEASE I'M SO SORRYYYYY Stang: Friday, I am afraid your ear-socket is too small even for Little Janor. We'll have to core it out. Somebody turn up the Rudy Schwartz Project CD. Friday-j: THWACK! *** Rosebrit has…
- Bleeding Headeclessians 9:9
Big Fist · 4 mentions
Bleeding Headeclessians 9:9 St. Janor Hypercleats BLEEDING HEADECLESSIANS 9:9 Drs. 4 "Bob" Statement of Purpose (1983 edition) 9:9 This article is …
- That's it, I'm out of here. (Papa Joe Resigns)
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…9 2:26 PM Could this sudden "Let's all turn on Papa Joe" movement have ANYTHING to do with me sticking up for Janor recently? (Boston Devival Debacle MY ASS! It was all a set up.) You can believe Legume and Lillith if you wan…
- IDIOT SYNCHRONICITIES ABOUND AS XXX-DAY APPROACHES
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…ll manner of strange things occurred during that long night and day. Weirdest of all, someone reported seeing Janor Hypercleats on Venice Beach that morning. -- AND YET, JANOR WAS KNOWN TO BE IN SAN FRANCISCO THAT DAY!! This …
- Ruptured! Joke 'Em, IF They Can't Take a FUCK!
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…paled *Lascivious Exhibitions Alien X-ist's ....Goddess of Orifaces/Goddess of Breasts,Goddess of Appendages *Janor HyperCleeeeeeezzzz *Vaginal Bloodfarts ...... All-Star Doktor band with SternoDox (Bass & Vocals) from Doktor…
- The Last IRC Devival Before X-Day
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…Ivan Stang: who's bringing The Head, and is The Original Plaster Head going to be there? <Stang> Onan -- only Janor knows where the One True Head is. I have a GREAT giant replica which will be dynamited. <Friday-X> Rabbi - We…
- Bleeding Headeclessians 9:9 — the SubGenius Library
Library · 4 mentions
…Stop Speed 0.8× 1× 1.2× 1.5× Voice Read aloud by your device's built-in voice. Click a paragraph to jump. St. Janor Hypercleats Drs. 4 "Bob" Statement of Purpose (1983 edition) 9:9 This article is written as a statement of pu…
- Log file opened at: 4/30/2000 10:12:37 PM
SubIRC · 4 mentions
…akamoto: stang was kind of the default scapegoat Legume: No, really Mags, there was one every year OTHER than Janor Stang: Friday -- Niagara Falls is nearby. Papajoe: With suspenders. Friday: Papajoe - What about the bunghole…
- 10-6-96 Sunday IRC Devival -- Friday's log
SubIRC · 4 mentions
…ving more sex cuthulu: and pot crazykey: hehehe Stang: P-Lil, I would NEVER fuck Sheldon's skull because like Janor, "I ain't no queer." However I would love to fuck YOUR skull you little mincemeat you. Big mincemeat rather..…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1799
Transcripts · 4 mentions
… Report (removed anti-seat-belt section) Media barrage-Yuppie song (Huey collection) - Dead as a beaver hat - Janor Dokstock "If people will us to kill them..." MEDIA BARRAGE 10: Puzzling Evidence Sub Boot Camp Sivet Stang: "…
- GRAY-AREAS-Sub GInt
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…more prestigious SubGenius Members? Our idea of prestige, or Theirs? I consider the unknown Arkansas preacher Janor Hypercleats one of our most valued contributors. But his name doesn't drop well in polite society. Mark Mothe…
- World Without Slack · WWS11
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…athroom Cabinet". Smith could make out Wellman, Stang, and, way down at the end of the room -- it looked like Janor. That was impossible, of course. Smith himself had killed Janor, in the messiest, most violent way possible. …
- Guestbook
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…one of those Club Med things that accountants and dentists do. Join in with Me, Sis Decadence, Pope Black and Janor. Pope Black's uncle-in-law is a Russian merchant seaman. We're going up the European coast through the Barent…
- LONG Interview with Rev. Stang — the SubGenius Library
Library · 3 mentions
…more prestigious SubGenius Members? Our idea of prestige, or Theirs? I consider the unknown Arkansas preacher Janor Hypercleats one of our most valued contributors. But his name doesn't drop well in polite society. Mark Mothe…
- Big Fist: Ch.19
Big Fist · 2 mentions
CHAPTER 19 from THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS EXCERPT [Channeled by St. Janor Hypercleats, Rev. Ivan Stang, Pope Sternodox Keckhaver, Hellswami Satellite Weavers] [from Chapter 19, "The B…
- Subject: MAGDALEN'S SEXXXY AMSTERDAM REPORT AND GOSSIP COLUMN
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…te, in alt.slack: }>formula. } }way to go, you broke it. Good. Now we can use the pieces to build a statue of Janor. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: MAGDALEN'S SEXXXY AMSTER…
- "Joe's next, in Tallahassee"
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…9 2:24 PM Could this sudden "Let's all turn on Papa Joe" movement have ANYTHING to do with me sticking up for Janor recently? (Boston Devival Debacle MY ASS! It was all a set up.) You can believe Legume and Lillith if you wan…
- Death Equinox 98
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…n of Negativlands, the Sphinx Drummond of Rudy Schwartz Projects, the David Byrne of Wild Man Fishers... the "Janor" of Spaz-Rock SuperGeek Superstars. At first you laugh at his spazzy antics but then as you listen to what he…
- Legume says "Bite me."***
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…s own death, couldn't he fake his loyalty to "Bob"? But, we don't know him. We can't be sure. Legume, you and Janor should get together... you both have Hitler trips. Personally, I'd prefer more people getting into a Stalinis…
- subgenius 6/28/98
Big Fist · 2 mentions
… almost all of them at this point Nu_monet: "News at Ereven!" Nully: I'm a sissy wrestler Stang: Onan -- only Janor knows where the One True Head is. I have a GREAT giant replica which will be dynamited. Legume: Rabbi, if yer…
- Magdalen's SEXXY XXDay Report and Gossip Dish
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…ing of Suave. Look for lap dance scenes on the video! Rev. Angela, formerly the winner of the Win a Date with Janor contest, raised many an eyebrow with her fetching costumes and winning ways. Doktor Onan Canobite was especia…
- So is Papa Joe a double agent or triple agent?
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…ither the > luckiest, or the smartest dumbass there ever was... Dobbs is the luckiest dumbass, so that's out. Janor is the dumbest smartass, and Stang is the luckiest smartass, with Locnar the dumbest dumbass (thus the most b…
- Joe Rules!!
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…leats' gig on radio works out because Joe's future work (should there be any, Dobbs forbid) threatens to blow Janor off the green and into the rough. Joe rules..for now. GGG ---------------------------------------------------…
- Tarla Star's X-Day Drill Report
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…ndly, Pee Kitty is not a frail creature. He COULD kick your ass if he wanted to. I am nominating him for the "Janor Fashion Sense" award this year. $t.Andrew was a lovely surprise for me. He has social skills. He called me "M…
- X-Day Drill '96 Report Pt. 1
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…y's A-Comin' and the Pinks Are Bummin'" *Bill describes all the Doktorbands that'll be here; don't know where Janor is, but we can have a Janor Moment. "You gone burn" loop. "Are we just gonna wait for Slack?" Bill doles out …
- X-Day Drill '96 Report Pt. 4
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…mp up the hill?" --Stang compliments Legume, is left speechless... "Now if we could just sew Legume's lips to Janor's tongue and Susie's titties, we'd make a million bucks!" MORE MORE MORE... Susie attempts to get Stang to un…
- OTHER GREAT SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…obbsgraphics on which to meditate. OGYR NETWORK - PO Box 53, Plainfield, IL 60544 (815) 436-7652 - Welcome to Janor-topia! This "an independently produced SubGenius affiliated Discordian punk/gothic/alternative multimedia rev…
- HEALTH, THE INDUSTRIAL DIET, AND BAD THINGS — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 2 mentions
…se logo bands, but Doktors for “Bob” really blew the glooschleenkon right out the top of my cerebellum!” —St. Janor Hypercleats, backstage, 1969 § THE OFFICIAL CHURCH POSITION ON DRUGS: They don’t show you a ‘realer’ world. T…
- PATHS TO FRENZY — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 2 mentions
…se, TX 76043 ). (All of the following Rant was transcribed from various Doktortapes. Primary Spoutings by St. Janor Hypercleats. Hey, man, you got any o’ those damn wall-climbers? I mean, if you ain’t got those I wouldn’t min…
- 10-6-96 IRC Devival -- Stang's log
SubIRC · 2 mentions
…ving more sex cuthulu: and pot crazykey: hehehe Stang: P-Lil, I would NEVER fuck Sheldon's skull because like Janor, "I ain't no queer." However I would love to fuck YOUR skull you little mincemeat you. Big mincemeat rather..…
- 10-6-96 IRC Devival Part 2 (Stanglog)
SubIRC · 2 mentions
…T WOT IT SEEMS ICEKNIFE: only Connie can kick my ass, and we have... an *understanding*... Stang: PeeKirby -- Janor and I started a comic called "DRS. 4 BOB IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE." Unfortunately Janor's script went to 4,000 …
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1400
Transcripts · 2 mentions
…0 26 Glassmadness: "Where Are You, "Bob" Dobbs?" 00:57 27 Snavely on SubLit - Buck Naked: "Bob's My Friend" - Janor 00:49 28 Glassmadness cont 00:39 29 National Cynical - Drugs talk show crazy woman 03:02 30 LeMur: _subGeness…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1419
Transcripts · 2 mentions
…ater, Arizona), Former Pastor Buck Naked, Dobbs' bodyguard Dr. G. Gordon Gordon, Pope Michael Flores and even Janor, back in the olden days. We should have been running this episode annually, and would do so henceforth, were …
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1555
Transcripts · 2 mentions
…3 - I Wanna Die for "Bob" Stang & Drummond On The Road in The Bobmobile Sterno's Report on Little Rock Clench Janor - You Do What You Do / The Path That "Bob" Trod Little Rock Clench comments (Drs. 4 "Bob") Drs. 4 Wotan (with…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1653
Transcripts · 2 mentions
…f SG Alt. Capt. Beefheart Drs. 4 "Bob" -- Inventing "Bob" LCD Corruptigating Worms rant SLOUCH -- Slouch song/Janor & Sterno inventing Church SIDE 2: Reading KOOKS: Nation of Islam, Outer Limits, Kossup Credits, PO Box, Stern…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1660
Transcripts · 2 mentions
…ar Bob clip w/ DK Jones music NPR "All Things Considered" SubG report Buck Naked on "Bob," Mark Mothersbaugh, Janor "Mind in a Jar" Hal Robins on KPFA: 1998, Yetis to Overmen 5. Stang and ESO: "No X-Day? We're Fanatics!" 6. H…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1797
Transcripts · 2 mentions
…included: Dr. Philo Drummond, Dr. Onan Canobite, Rev. Bleepo Abernathy, Stang's kids, Sternodox Keckhaver and Janor Hypercleats, Glen Carlson and Former President Lyndon Baines Johnson, Stefan Hammond, Hellpope Huey, Pope Dav…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1836
Transcripts · 2 mentions
…ater, Arizona), Former Pastor Buck Naked, Dobbs' bodyguard Dr. G. Gordon Gordon, Pope Michael Flores and even Janor, back in the olden days. We should have been running this episode annually, and would do so henceforth, were …
- BRAND NEW CD -- YET ANCIENT! FIRST IN A SERIES OF REMASTERED CLASSICS
Big Fist · 1 mention
…eing Screwed 29. Stang, ESO XX-Day 99 ERant nd 30. AntiSubGenius "You Can Be Deprogrammed" -- Pope Sternodox, Janor Hypercleats 31. "Grassy Knoll Wacky Zanos" -- Puzzling Evidence 1 Title, Intro 02:20 2 Moment Of Noise 00:49 …
- SubSite - Classic Texts
Big Fist · 1 mention
…HE GOLDEN SLACK by Pope David N. Meyer II DUPE by Rev. Sternodox Keckhaver BLEEDING HEADECLESSIANS 9:9 by St. Janor Hypercleats "BOB" AND THE OXYGEN WARS Part 1 by Connector Waves Forest "BOB" AND THE OXYGEN WARS Part 2 by Co…
- Three-Fisted Review
Big Fist · 1 mention
…sbaugh's are one-paragraph koans with sicko illustrations. The psychedelic ravings by surreal Arkansas savant Janor Hypercleats are a sort of twisted hick-mutant monolog/rant. Brooks Carruthers offers a one-act play, and seve…
- Gleetings
Big Fist · 1 mention
…Lux or Huey and blow huge globs of dead cells and neurons out of my nose each morning...yech... Let Crypts or Janor finish it. Euthanasius. P.S. No no on second thought BURN THIS! Don't send it to the White House with George …
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