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Big Fist 135 · Transcripts 62 · Library 14 · The Book 2 · SubIRC 19
- Shirley Bobtale
Big Fist · 34 mentions
… grey sky of a November morning. She was in North Central California, and she was quite alone. She was Little Connie Depthcharge, taking a walk into the year 1996. That's how she thought of it. Every second, she reasoned, took…
- 199619971998 — the SubGenius Library
Library · 34 mentions
… grey sky of a November morning. She was in North Central California, and she was quite alone. She was Little Connie Depthcharge, taking a walk into the year 1996. That's how she thought of it. Every second, she reasoned, took…
- New Hierarchy Tale
Big Fist · 29 mentions
…ed at his elbow. Stang looked at it with distaste but picked it up. "Ivan . . . oh, Ivan darling," whispered "Connie" Dobbs© ". "I want you and your hot meat, Ivan baby, and I want it now .., oh Ivan, I NEED it. Tell me Ivan i…
- New Hierarchy™ Tale — the SubGenius Library
Library · 29 mentions
…ed at his elbow. Stang looked at it with distaste but picked it up. "Ivan . . . oh, Ivan darling," whispered "Connie" Dobbs© ". "I want you and your hot meat, Ivan baby, and I want it now .., oh Ivan, I NEED it. Tell me Ivan i…
- The Third Fist - part 2
Big Fist · 21 mentions
…cloudlike aura at the center of the room was the shimmmering image of a blonde American woman -- Dobbs' wife, Connie. Her perfume practically replaced the air. The magical image railed at Dobbs in angry tones. "Well, well, wel…
- Forced Galactic Sodomy 538's Big Night
Big Fist · 14 mentions
…a moment of each partner. It was obvious both in The Dream , and in the reality it remembered, that "Bob" and Connie had truly been among them that night. None of the men lost their stiffies, no matter how many times they came…
- I Fucked Connie Dobbs — the SubGenius Library
Library · 13 mentions
I Fucked Connie Dobbs — the SubGenius Library The Church of the SubGenius · est. 1953 “Pull the wool over your own eyes!” THE…
- I Fucked Connie Dobbs
Big Fist · 12 mentions
I Fucked Connie Dobbs ©1986 Rev. Ivan Stang I FUCKED CONNIE DOBBS Y es, it's true -- I fucked Connie Dobbs. It wasn't my idea…
- X-Day 2006: The Revenge of Connie
Big Fist · 12 mentions
X-Day 2006: The Revenge of Connie X-Day 2006: The Revenge of Connie From: "Modemac" The Conspiracy made a valiant effort to stop us in 2006. Th…
- SubIRC: 7-21-96
SubIRC · 10 mentions
…nge> ogyr..I need a Jehova Hates Phred tape for my show >The question is: can "Bob" get a hardon so big that "Connie" cannot fuck it? <ogyr> jesus: btw, can i scam a few for the printed version of Ogyr Network? if I give credi…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1539.5 XXX
Transcripts · 10 mentions
…" by Rev. Susie the Floozie and Rev. Stang; and a bunch of screaming over live jam tunes by 6 Fisted Tails of Connie. Some sample song titles: "Sand In His Vagina," "Anal Fissure Tissue," "The Queer in You," "Hard Metal Dick C…
- Killing "Bob"
Big Fist · 9 mentions
…ink of that? CONNIE I'm not paid to think. I'm paid to drink. CHILDRESS Helluva job. What's your name? CONNIE Connie. CHILDRESS Helluva name. Guess while your namesake sails the high seas with "Bob" at her side, you swim the h…
- Killing “Bob” — the SubGenius Library
Library · 9 mentions
…ink of that? CONNIE I'm not paid to think. I'm paid to drink. CHILDRESS Helluva job. What's your name? CONNIE Connie. CHILDRESS Helluva name. Guess while your namesake sails the high seas with "Bob" at her side, you swim the h…
- A Working Religion
Big Fist · 8 mentions
…asn't until she turned back to me with a cup of coffee that I recognized her. 'Geneviève-I mean, Heather!' " 'Connie.' She smiled sheepishly. 'Where are you staying?' " 'The Waldorf.' I put powdered whitener in my coffee and i…
- A Working Religion — the SubGenius Library
Library · 8 mentions
…asn't until she turned back to me with a cup of coffee that I recognized her. 'Geneviève-I mean, Heather!' " 'Connie.' She smiled sheepishly. 'Where are you staying?' " 'The Waldorf.' I put powdered whitener in my coffee and i…
- 8-11-96 IRC Devival (Modemac's log)
SubIRC · 8 mentions
…e kingdom of God, but he who can read that which is written upon thy walls is doomed forever more." >Not even Connie -- because she doesn't have to fake it. With Connie, every orgasm is real... <geethree> But Connie CAN fake i…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1539
Transcripts · 8 mentions
…cludes new ACTUAL SONGS by St. Andrew the Impaled, Rev. Andrew Genus, The Giant Germs and Six Fisted Tails of Connie, as well as some hellishly fevered jamming with rant-overs by DJ Gravity and Rev. Fidd Chewley. Dr. Hal does …
- The Last IRC Devival Before X-Day
Big Fist · 7 mentions
… you won't have to debate George Will or Cokie Roberts on "This Week" next Sunday. <Stang> Apparently Friday, Connie, Susie the Floozie, someone else, the Rabbi and all these other evil bitches have some kind of "thing" planne…
- Sex Tales of X-Day
Big Fist · 7 mentions
…, 2000 7:55 AM Message-ID: <396f1af0.318033@localhost> Rev. Moxie's triumphant tale of how he was bagged by a Connie-ite is yet another notch in "Bob's" pipe -- and it's a testament to how, for so many of us, X-Day has truly b…
- THE MIRACLE OF “BOB’S” TYRANNY AND THE — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 7 mentions
…e isn’t just a man. He’s all men. And he’s ALL MAN to all women. And friends, when he married his Main Wife, “Connie,” he YES merged with her and became, YES, despite his great Steel Sceptor, ALL WOMEN. For “BOB,” my friend, “…
- Troutwaxer's XXX-Day report
Big Fist · 6 mentions
…st and I watched HellPope Huey's brilliant rant, heard a performance of Cardinal Sin's well written "I Fucked Connie" story, listened to Jehovah Hates Phred's mighty music, and enjoyed the Bulldada auction, which raised around…
- 9-2-96 IRC Devival
SubIRC · 6 mentions
…gnoff: Stang (Ping timeout for Stang[dal165.metronet.com]) <RevPsych> 'nite Slvr <Modemac> Friday: As long as Connie doesn't catch us... *** Signoff: slvrbwlr (MONKEYS ARE COOL) > GGG - How goes the fight for "Bob"? *** PeeKat…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1541
Transcripts · 6 mentions
…nherent in any performing band. We'll hear arguments between members of Drs. For Wotan, and 6 Fisted Tails of Connie, with some actual music included; we'll even hear Rev. Angry Larry of The Amino Acids teach the band The Comi…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1885
Transcripts · 6 mentions
… Ganger and Revelry, included Princess Wei 'R.' D'oh. Besides recordings some of the best hymns to "Bob" (and Connie), Vicky composed dozens of funny, touching, and inspirational songs, which she and the two Revelry Chicks per…
- The Completely True and Unabridged GWAR/SubGenius Tour Log
Big Fist · 5 mentions
… I figured Stang alone would get 25 or 30 percent, but together with this Devilaqua kid they nailed 'em all. "Connie" come in here you gotta see this!" He rolled into a ball of uncontrollable glee, tears of laughter streaming …
- SUBGENIUS IRC CHAT 7-14-96
Big Fist · 5 mentions
…EKNIFE> CHRIS42 is actually NENSLO <ogyr> friday: no! I want PEEKAT'S SOCKS! ALL THREE OF THEM! > Oh, if only Connie were here. Or at least Susie the Floozie. <MissS> Stang--At least I'm not robbing the cradle by that much. I …
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1387.5X
Transcripts · 5 mentions
…g Profile 01:42 3 credits intro 01:06 4 Dr. Philo Drummond Rant - Who We Hate 03:24 5 Several-Fisted Tails of Connie - Fuck The CIA - Drug Bust 05:10 6 Rev. Pockets' "Scratch Your Crotch" Rant 08:52 7 Several-Fisted Tails of C…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1468
Transcripts · 5 mentions
Hour of Slack Log Hour of Slack #1468 - Connie's Funny Noise Show on Dave's Ark 60:30 This episode starts with a colossal Connie collage by Rev. Susie the F…
- Of Loudness, Bribery & Slack (Lil's XD4 Report)
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…ccompanied by the gorgeous Hellena Handbasket, they performed many instant SubGenius anthems, such as "Sister Connie" and "The Ultimate Bobbie". Then the mighty Phloighd, his long locks shorn off entirely and leaving him with …
- Connieite Spa at XDV
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…t to soak in the vibe and get some shade. But it would be the Connieite pavilion! There could be Tai Chi with Connie, Tea with Connie, Asanas with Connie, Seminars with Connie, no whacked out bad vibe drunks messing with the C…
- subgenius 6/28/98
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…d you won't have to debate George Will or Cokie Roberts on "This Week" next Sunday. Stang: Apparently Friday, Connie, Susie the Floozie, someone else, the Rabbi and all these other evil bitches have some kind of "thing" planne…
- subgenius 6/7/98 editted
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…t-fuck ouselves to death Friday-J: Kill! Kill! Kill for the love of killing! Kill! Kill! Kill for the love of Connie! Stang: Strange, speak for yourself. Booger: and that's a bad thing? Friday-J: Stang - May I assist your suic…
- "SO THIS IS HOW IT IS GOING TO BE!!!!!"
Big Fist · 4 mentions
… have never seen a more distasteful showing in all my days with the CHURCH! Oh My Head! XXX-Day Taken over by Connie, and Doctor Legume not only condoning it, but being led around buy his genitalia like a childs pulltoy. His h…
- 9-15-96 IRC Devival, #subgenius (Friday Jones' log)
SubIRC · 4 mentions
…now be smeared with KY and inserted in "Bob's" rectii Friday-j: UncleBear - I already did that. Can't I go in Connie's? It's bigger. PeeKat: PLIL: are you registered? N_X_K: AG:What wit and wisdom? All he does is babble. Kille…
- Log file opened at: 7/16/00 10:13:24 PM
SubIRC · 4 mentions
…ne on schabe's walkingdead.net news: I didn't update today because I bought a Dreamcast. RevBro-VT: Str8 for "Connie"... Deliberatu: Q^4B kevbob: ned: it's the new catchphrase. you not get the weekly new cathcphrase memo? reso…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1377
Transcripts · 4 mentions
…show, which is riddled with shorter songs, clips and rants from Dr. G. Gordon Gordon, Several Fisted Tails of Connie live at 15X-Day (pisces on vocals), PR Gnus, The Psycho Skeletons, and X-Day radio from the Wisteria stage wi…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1390
Transcripts · 4 mentions
…Femmes 59:52 Best of the Friday and Saturday night concerts at 15X-Day. Bands include Several Fisted Tails of Connie, The Slot Rods, Andrew the Impaled, Evolution Control Committee, Amoeba Knievel. Rants by Papa Joe Mama, Stan…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1422
Transcripts · 4 mentions
…rful new song by Andrew the Impaled, music by The Slot Rods, Piscean ranting with Uncountable-Fisted Tails of Connie, collages by Rev. Susie the Floozie, The Mutant Mountain Boys' unique back-up singer, and the rain. The seemi…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1469.5 XXX
Transcripts · 4 mentions
…bits from the live Hours of Slack recorded at 16X-Day as well as some improv jams by Multiple Fisted Tails of Connie (Pisces on vocals). There's also educational information on Face Fucking Bats and the Giant Dick Eating Spide…
- GRAY-AREAS-Sub GInt
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…reed of SubGenius preachers to come into existence: WOMEN. It seemed the Goddess liked "Bob" -- or maybe just Connie, Dobbs' Primary Wife. SubGenius Devivals began to take on a more rave-like, sensuous aspect, with shows in tr…
- The Third Fist - part 1
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…lid out a snapshot of a lovely woman in her thirties, wearing her hair in an old-fashioned "beehive" hairdo. "Connie!" snurfled "Bob" to the picture, his hands trembling. "I would do anything to get you back." Li then noticed …
- World Without Slack · WWS2
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…uy when the Hinkey Senate SubCommitte had come too close to nailing the top boys for the Dobbs shooting. Only Connie's "special appeal" in an all-night secret session with a certain friendly Supreme Court Justice finally paid …
- Subject: Lil's Seattle Rant '00
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…and what all. Join me in saying, "FUCK IT." And "PRAISE "BOB"!". FUCK IT! PRAISE "BOB"! Etc. Because without "Connie" there'd be no "Bob"--BUT WITHOUT "BOB" THERE'D BE NO CHURCH. And friends, WE ARE IN CHURCH TONIGHT. Let me t…
- Oasis of Slack 10 February 2001 Tucson Arizona Church of the SubGenius · fieldreports
Big Fist · 3 mentions
… Rain in the Desert by Rev. Ivan Stang Semi-Official History by Rev. Crawford Smith Praise Fucking "Bob" AND "Connie" by Rev. Nickie Deathchick What About "Bob?" by Jim Nintzel Pre-Show Announcement by Rev. Crawford Smith Gree…
- Welcome to Adobe GoLive 4 · IRC-2
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…e "+o Absent" on #SubGenius by kevbob andreux: hey absent. *** AfKA is now known as AKA Stang: I gotta admit, Connie's agents have been bouncing at me a lot ltely... praise Dobbs... ChrisLi: Rabbi- I'll make the trip to see *y…
- Lil's XXX-Day Report
Big Fist · 3 mentions
… some snugglin', and maybe a reach-around now and then, and I got plenty of THAT, JUST BECAUSE I'M LIL, hail "Connie"! I *did* suck Sister Decadence's COCK on stage, in a CONTEST, with JESUS CHRIST as one of the competitors, i…
- XXX-Day Video Log, Roll One
Big Fist · 3 mentions
… screwwed! Already 10 years of celebacy has been broken here. It was grown-over, but celebacy was cured! Hail Connie! This is the weekend of Connie and the Connietites ... have arisen and caused us to arise with them. Can't ha…
- LONG Interview with Rev. Stang — the SubGenius Library
Library · 3 mentions
…reed of SubGenius preachers to come into existence: WOMEN. It seemed the Goddess liked "Bob" -- or maybe just Connie, Dobbs' Primary Wife. SubGenius Devivals began to take on a more rave-like, sensuous aspect, with shows in tr…
- 9-9-96 (Friday's log)
SubIRC · 3 mentions
…: #subgenius Hello: Homer is the machine at Uof L I'm on. IVAN_Stang: Well I be damn. Friday-j: Eat "Bob" at "Connie"'s! DynaSoar: Dobs is the Great Fister of JHVH Modemac: Hmm. N_X_K: Modemac: Ctrl-G is ^GBEEP. Don't use it t…
- SubSite - Radio
Transcripts · 3 mentions
…d/Play 24k Ogg: Play | Download (~18 MB) 80k Ogg: Play | Download (~100 MB) Hour of Slack #1556 Time Control, Connie Dobbs, Nickie Deathchick MP3 download, PODCAST (~76 MB) Direct MP3 Download/Play 24k Ogg: Play | Download (~1…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1388
Transcripts · 3 mentions
…ontrol Committee, Amoeba Knievel, The Slot Rods, Andrew the Impaled, The Amino Acids, Several Fisted Tails of Connie) as well as to Stang's edit of the Naked Bobtism ceremony and the Bonfire Burning of "Bob" location recording…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1400.5X
Transcripts · 3 mentions
… 05:38 6 credit Cleve-Intro2poem 01:27 7 Stang @ 15X-Day - Fucked An Old Gal 00:42 8 Multiple Fisted Tails of Connie - Pisces - Pink Girl 05:46 9 Evolution Control Committee (15X-Day) - The Fucking Moon 02:31 10 cred ECC 2 Phi…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1537
Transcripts · 3 mentions
…mmond-Kaosmic families, and Pisces' GREAT "Eager Puppy Bobbies" sermon. The music is mostly 6-Fisted Tails of Connie, the X-Day jam band -- including Rev. Angry Larry of The Amino Acids, Bishop Stick, Rev. Rock God, Rev. Hazel…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1556
Transcripts · 3 mentions
Hour of Slack Log Hour of Slack #1556 - Rerun of #774 (also #1079) - Time Control, Connie Dobbs, Nickie Deathchick XXX Internet Version: 1:05:35; radio version is 59:48 STARRING REV. NICKIE DEATHCHIC…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1582
Transcripts · 3 mentions
…d disgusting. Dr. Hal returns to Ball's Pyramid Island. In the second half, after Dave calls in and discusses Connie and jobs, Stang reads the poem "Job" by Rev. Joaquin de la Garza. Advice is given on how to survive jobs, and…
- Art Mines 25: Dobbs-Connie.jpg
Big Fist · 2 mentions
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- What I Know · CrudeBehavior
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…hides its head in the sand and mns as fast as the day is long. Sometimes, when the ostrich brain kicks in, a "Connie" can keep a "Bob" begging and twitching for years, even lifetimes. In the "Bob," the primordial part of the b…
- World Without Slack · WWS16
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…isfaction of watching his old friend dissolve cell by cell. He was sure Palmer had got his message through to Connie. He had to trust Palmer. Again. After Sterno had cycled the air lock behind them, the bunker mainframe had po…
- Back from XXXX Day -- Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus <RevSExmortus@nyc.rr.com>
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…sn't change a thing.. I could never havbe imagined how slackfully great X-day could be... Praise Bob and Hail Connie.... The Bulldadda Auction rocked, the Wotan raid was a complly successful failure, The Rants were awesome, sh…
- Ex Dee Four from: twobeans@excite.com (Two Beans)
Big Fist · 2 mentions
… the whole week was great. Spent most of my time 'fropped to the gills and/or feelin' the effects of alcohol. Connie was nice enough to bless me (hail Connie!), and I got to meet up with a buncha great folks that enlightened m…
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