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Big Fist 133 · Transcripts 35 · Library 10 · The Book 2 · SubIRC 13
- Subject: My XDay 6 Rant - Bobbies vs. Bobbies
Big Fist · 26 mentions
Subject: My XDay 6 Rant - Bobbies vs. Bobbies Subject: My XDay 6 Rant - Bobbies vs. Bobbies From: "Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus" <RevSExmortu…
- Tales of the Golden Slack
Big Fist · 23 mentions
…." Everyone on the afterdeck put his hands over his ears. Janor let the big wheel spin through his hands. The Bobbies leapt to the ropes which ran from every spar and timber. Wearing their uniform of ill-fitting Levi's, dirty t…
- Tales of the Golden Slack — the SubGenius Library
Library · 23 mentions
…." Everyone on the afterdeck put his hands over his ears. Janor let the big wheel spin through his hands. The Bobbies leapt to the ropes which ran from every spar and timber. Wearing their uniform of ill-fitting Levi's, dirty t…
- Guestbook
Big Fist · 8 mentions
…no: Lots of you are sounding like "what's the church doing for me, or I won't go". "Whine, bitch." That's the Bobbie sector. Remember, you give your money to "Bob" and maybe he'll get you on the saucers. "Bob" don't owe you SH…
- Friday Jones' Report: Atlanta SubGenius Devival '97
Big Fist · 5 mentions
… lighting, the projection video system and the many speakers. It was only as Jesus was walking to flog on the Bobbies in unloading the equipment that he noticed that Bobbie at the bar was, in fact, a Boobie - me. One by one, it…
- X-DAY END O' THE WORLD SCHEDULE · Schedule
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…hem! So if you sit back and wait for "the show" to start, you will be bored. Every year, there are a few pink Bobbies who think they can just sit back and be entertained…until they finally get around to asking, "When is somethi…
- subgenius 7/12/98
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…pecial tirture chamber here in Dallas waiting for you. P-Lil: Decadence: Yeah, but I've only begun my army of Bobbies to remind me of the fact constantly. I forget. P-Lil: Decadence: Probably all those chemicals I put my poor b…
- subgenius 6/7/98 editted
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…G *TO*," IS NOT ASKED. GGGORDON: me I want their ever regenerating supersquid ultravirgins P-Lil: Gordon: The Bobbies tend the frappie crops, and most of the time I can't even get a tiny plastic bag full of the stuff. This time…
- Hour of Slack 587 -- X-Day Drill Special #1
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…we promised. Most of the people who actually made the gigantic effort to GET there were True SubGenii and not Bobbies, because Bobbies are too afraid of me and Legume and Jesus personally, to drive all that way and risk being i…
- X-Day Drill '96 Report Pt. 4
Big Fist · 4 mentions
… to Hell, that's a given. There's only so many places on the Saucers on X-Day. Why waste fuel on the deadbeat Bobbies, etc... why import problem people to the promised world. SOME think that's severe... but "Bob" is a pioneer..…
- SubIRC: 7-21-96
SubIRC · 4 mentions
…> wasn't there a novel about Friday's Golden Bra written by Michael Moorcock? <N_X_K> Jesus:Depends. How many Bobbies can he get on-hand to do it? <MegaLiz> gelatinous scones. <ogyr> back >The Dobbs-Approved icon is on SubSITE!…
- GRAY-AREAS-Sub GInt
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…ch yet. Keep in mind that SubGeniuses come in all types. There is no `typical' SubGenius. The geeky so-called Bobbies aren't real SubGenii, just money sources. In my networking and travels I encounter little old ladies, college…
- Killing "Bob"
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…VE PETERS: a police detective who has been around. BARBARA DOBSON: Harry Tomkins' wife. LEWIS: an army boy, a Bobbie. LANDRY: an army boy, an artist. CHILDRESS: an army boy. THE PLAINCLOTHESMAN: Peters' top aide-can be any gen…
- 13X-Day Drill
Big Fist · 3 mentions
13X-Day Drill 13X-Day Drill June 30 - July 5, 2010 The Bobbie Awards - Portraits: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 Bobbie Awards List 1 Bobbie Awards List 2 1660-Dr_Sinister 1663-Pantiara-Aw…
- Post-XDV Reports
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…vals -- Public Fisting??? X-DAY RELATED : saved from alt.slack by Stang; text-prep by Rev. Two Beans The 2002 Bobbie Awards The Bobbie Awards 2002 Not Attending XDay Winners...(WAS: The Bobbie Awards 2002) Those Darn X-ists Th…
- Subject: THE BOBBIE AWARDS 2003
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…s: alt.slack,alt.binaries.slack,alt.religion.subgenius Date: Fri, Jul 11, 2003 2:14 PM BOBBIE AWARDS 2003 The Bobbies Awards are so named because the Award itself is called "The Bobbie." This year, the actual physical Award Iko…
- Legume's Lesson
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…ll Legume a Pink for playing a really lame joke if you don't call me a >)Pink for thinking his joke was lame. Bobbies don't really qualify to call anyone Pink. >)> You shouldn't be >)>blaming him for 'tricking' you, BUT KICKING…
- subgenius 6/21/98
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…ove the Baloney-Head. Stang: Legume, I was tentatively planning to spend MORE time up at registration meeting Bobbies -- or rather at the Sales table -- because it creeped me out last time seeing so many STRANGERS. monet: benie…
- BIG TEATED WOMEN NEEDED FOR X-DAY
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…me less tempered as X-Day approaches, and I have been known to "fly off the handle" at particularly obnoxious Bobbies, Bob Dean at the NYC show and that naked stupid hippie at the Hawkwind show trying to tell me to be "not so u…
- Joe Rules!!
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…he tape I thought I would give it a plug to see if anyone else out there would jump on the bandwagon. in good Bobbie fashion..bad as the tape it, like Nenslo it has a certain, grating charm and is far superior to most of the s…
- THE MADISON SLACK CRUSADE DEVIVAL
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…f course, by announcing this in this manner, it pretty much guarantees that a shitload of embarrassingly lame Bobbies will be there, BUT THE REST OF US CAN TORTURE THEM. And if we're lucky the pagans that show up at most any Br…
- BOB CAN SUCK MY HAIRY NUT SAC
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…oo bad for you. It's not the young people's fault. Con's got you on a string with that one. Maybe some greasy Bobbie geek whining about stupid shit actually GOT TO YOU. DUH!!!!!!! Don't you know that they're there for entertai…
- Bobbie Techno For You!
Big Fist · 3 mentions
Bobbie Techno For You! Bobbie Techno For You! From: Dkr. Armand Geddyn <muhahahaNOmuSPAM@angstrom.net.invalid> Newsg…
- LONG Interview with Rev. Stang — the SubGenius Library
Library · 3 mentions
…ch yet. Keep in mind that SubGeniuses come in all types. There is no `typical' SubGenius. The geeky so-called Bobbies aren't real SubGenii, just money sources. In my networking and travels I encounter little old ladies, college…
- Killing “Bob” — the SubGenius Library
Library · 3 mentions
…VE PETERS: a police detective who has been around. BARBARA DOBSON: Harry Tomkins' wife. LEWIS: an army boy, a Bobbie. LANDRY: an army boy, an artist. CHILDRESS: an army boy. THE PLAINCLOTHESMAN: Peters' top aide-can be any gen…
- Log file opened at: 3/19/00 9:57:18 PM
SubIRC · 3 mentions
…ike a pipe full of Frop nu-monet: Friday: He must be congenital, not identical. Modemac: Just to prove what a Bobbie I am. MrSocko: Bobaholic MrSocko: it could be worse MrSocko: it could be like sex in seatle MrSocko: i mean l…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1756
Transcripts · 3 mentions
…ked: pils; the ban on cotton; the visor that reveals dinosaur ghosts; fat cocks and no chicks; idiot Facebook Bobbies who can't spell "Bob"; Tube Bar Call imitations; toe jam used as butt paste; Dr. Hal jumped off a cliff for a…
- 'Bob'-Church_Lore
Big Fist · 2 mentions
… Baby Stang's First Few Posts to alt.slack Bob Grafitti in Israel "Bob" or Bomb? Bob's favorite mathematician Bobbies vs Old Farts was: Here we are, still on the Moon! <-- nenslo Dream of the "Bob" Pill Goo Friday Is it just me…
- The Third Fist - part 2
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…Dahaabs haggled. "I have many souls in my great banks of the future," wheedled Dobbs. "These are the souls of Bobbies -- my followers in the depraved World of Tomorrow." He wiped some sweat from his brow, his right hand clenchi…
- About The Contributors
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…urch rituals. Whatever other organizations he may be involved with remains a matter of paranoid conjecture by Bobbies and other Church "conspiracy" fanatics. Pope of All New York, Idaho and the Great Pacific Northwest David N. …
- New Hierarchy Tale
Big Fist · 2 mentions
… smoke anyhow? At least he didn't just aimlessly 'Frop© all day like those upwardly mobile po'buckers TM and "Bobbies" TM on the floors below him. Still smoking, Stang worked away. He had a long, confidential chat on the "scram…
- HOUR OF SLACK #552-3
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…h pleasure... is this what it's gonna be like forever?" ELVIS closes the show. (not used yet:) Then some yoyo Bobbie type calls the station and rudely expects Stang to make himself available to all fans while he's in Cleveland…
- Subject: Re: X-Day XI: The Prophecy Fulfilled
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…that they were Anonymous. Of > the various Anons to be there, the one most likely to become a full- > fledged Bobbie was the one from the New York City Anonymous, who was > completely seduced by "Bob,o/oo chewed up and spit ou…
- 13X-Day Drill
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…ach day of the event. Fanatics and those who were there may also enjoy the StangDoe "Second Best" stash . The Bobbie Awards section shows each award winner with their individualized awards. The photos by Sister Decadence and D…
- 14X-Day Drill
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…a giant headache like larger, non-SubGenius outdoor weird-ass festivals with which we have been involved. The Bobbie Awards were unique this year in that the ceremony was SHORT. This is because Priestess Pisces wisely commande…
- subgenius IRC log: 7/8/01 9:43:31 PM
Big Fist · 2 mentions
… slit for the eyes. IvanStang: Jetrock -- I think the most I did was write out the list of recipients for the Bobbie Awards. I did rant, but it was a true story of my childhood right off the top of my head. Jetrock: It's that …
- X-Day 2001: Triumph of the Swill from: Modemac
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…I only heard two or three complaints that "this is boring, man!" And all of those complaints came from virgin Bobbies who were still expecting to sit back and be "entertained." If there was any sense of disappointment last year…
- Of Loudness, Bribery & Slack (Lil's XD4 Report)
Big Fist · 2 mentions
… Hellena Handbasket, they performed many instant SubGenius anthems, such as "Sister Connie" and "The Ultimate Bobbie". Then the mighty Phloighd, his long locks shorn off entirely and leaving him with a nearly totally bald head…
- Post-6X-Day Reports
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…HE ORANGE DOT!! SINPHALTIMUS EXMORTIS' Juicy bits : SINPHALTIMUS EXMORTIS' X-Day 6 Sinphaltimus XDay 6 Rant - Bobbies vs. Bobbies Sinpahltimus Exmortis' X-Day 6 Rant "The Little Certain Somethings" THE BOBBIE AWARDS 2003 Stang'…
- Bobbie Awards
Big Fist · 2 mentions
Bobbie Awards The 2005 Bobbie Awards 2005 BOBBIE AWARDS Branch Salacian Squealies for 2005 The Artemiaies for 2005 B…
- Baltimore Devival
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…h Priestess Pisces and Rev. 2Beans. Here, devival cohost Priestess Pisces shares a poignant parable about the Bobbie. You can see Rev. Susie the Floozy deliver her rant , but you can't see the audience melting or hardening in …
- 2010 NYC Devival Trip · index
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…e was lurking around trying to learn where the after party was, and he informed me that "the audience was all Bobbies but you guys did a good show," which is the kind of thing that Bobbies always say. Also, the alt.slack pest a…
- SEATTLE DEVIVAL REPORT 1.1
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…DS before barricading himself in a gun collector's house. He took out three cops before being sniped. Fucking Bobbies... we TOLD them to wait until the Xists show up, but they NEVER LISTEN. Worse, he didn't bother to wear a Sub…
- Legume's X-Day
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…e Battle of Armageddon, pull security detail, make sure that everything was cool with Frank Barney, and chase Bobbies away from my wife's ass. I finally got some rest about Noon on Sunday. And all this with a dislocated knee th…
- Phineas' X-Day Vision
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…d the young man opened his eyes yelling "It's a miracle. It's a miracle! He spoke the word and made me see!". Bobbies swamped Jesus demanding to be healed of everything from a 'bald patch' to 'can'tgetlaiditis' eventually bapti…
- Subgenius Digest 7-5-98
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…rd times ahead. If you're still here tomorrow, maybe I'll drop the lurk act. Perhaps some flames from obvious Bobbies will entertain me in my sheltered little hole. Beats this yuppie schtickbook. May the saucers be diligent unt…
- The End Times
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…d guy on the floor and said; "I understand. You all are free to call me Bob. But you are forever cursed to be Bobbies." Then I felt a pain in the heart and thus our special mission was started. To spead the truth like Monica's …
- Magdalen's SEXXY XXDay Report and Gossip Dish
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…kie DeathChick, who thrilled the crowd with her red stretch-satin outfits and high heels. Many a young studly Bobbie was seen escorting her around, but her clear favorite among them all was one expecially strapping young lad n…
- Post rupture chat with the Bobbies
Big Fist · 2 mentions
Post rupture chat with the Bobbies Post rupture chat with the Bobbies From: temujin9@io.com (Reverend Imposter Eliot) Date: Mon, 05 Jul 1999 07:…
- SUBGENIUS IRC CHAT 7-14-96
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…o P-Lil " on channel #subgenius by MissS <_dad_> shut up! > NENSLO!!! Good to see you. Man you sure had those Bobbies fooled at the Drill. <MegEliz> M-thing? <PeeKat> I said tapes...I gotta get Jehovah hates Phred tapes. <ZRTLM…
- Tarla Star's X-Day Drill Report
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…keyboards. Selina: every bit as sweet and gentle as she seems. She's pure. Bad Moments: When I realized what "Bobbies" are...and noticed I was surrounded. Good moments: Middle of the field, middle of the day, perfect weather, I…
- X-Day Drill '96 Reports
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…d, and when we pulled off for food it was at Exit 51, where Bill T. Miller and I saw a vision of the hell the Bobbies voluntarily endure in the pits of a Taco Bell, where they slaved over hot equipment for minimal pay while a v…
- [subgenius] SURVIVORS...
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…lace or in the trailer, and hardly ever came out. In fact, MOST of the 'planned' events were rather dull. The Bobbie Awards were absolutely sleep inducing... I'm glad that some people who deserved it got recognized*, but watch…
- SubSite - Events
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…ct of Pinkness on the U.S. economy. Here, devival cohost Priestess Pisces shares a poignant parable about the Bobbie. You can see Rev. Susie the Floozy deliver her rant , but you can't see the audience melting or hardening in …
- STARTING YOUR OWN CHURCH — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 2 mentions
… but behave more like Moonies, stupidly mouthing dogma and Pinking up the Church. These deserve to be called “Bobbies” EVEN BY THE NORMALS among whose number they actually count. We will take their money and tolerate their pres…
- About the Contributors — the SubGenius Library
Library · 2 mentions
…urch rituals. Whatever other organizations he may be involved with remains a matter of paranoid conjecture by Bobbies and other Church "conspiracy" fanatics. Pope of All New York, Idaho and the Great Pacific Northwest David N. …
- New Hierarchy™ Tale — the SubGenius Library
Library · 2 mentions
…le smoke anyhow? At least he didn't just aimlessly 'Frop© all day like those upwardly mobile po'buckers™ and "Bobbies"™ on the floors below him. Still smoking, Stang worked away. He had a long, confidential chat on the "scrambl…
- 9-2-96 IRC Devival
SubIRC · 2 mentions
…ast, out-LIVE any gen-yoo-whine SubGenius, you got another think coming. *** Action: JJDillon is back. Damned Bobbies. <DynaSoar> PREACHING, on STAGE. <lurch> thanks <RevUni> hey friday! *** RevPsych is now known as |p|s_^||| >…
- Channel SubGenius IRC 6-23-96 Part 2
SubIRC · 2 mentions
… to show up. *** Action: tensticks commences sodomizing every server on the undernet > Legume will be kicking Bobbie soul all over the campground! > The pagans are already mad at me for talking about their naked rituals! <yoyo…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1437
Transcripts · 2 mentions
…ndation/124410604252009 LOG of THIS EPISODE: 1 The Large 7 - TITLE-music 01:12 2 The Large 9- You Look Like a Bobbie X 01:44 3 LeMur: PR Gnus #1637 00:46 4 Stang's Intro 02:01 5 Track 01-Starwood 98 Devival X 17:35 6 Track 02-…
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