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Big Fist 203 · Transcripts 538 · Library 26 · The Book 23 · SubIRC 22 · Book of Dobbscoin 19
- Tales of the Golden Slack
Big Fist · 42 mentions
…rew larger with every passing minute. "By her location, size and rigging I make her to be the flagship of the Conspiracy, the Multiconglomerate Trading Vessel herself." A moment of awed silence held the crew. They hardly dared to …
- Tales of the Golden Slack — the SubGenius Library
Library · 42 mentions
…rew larger with every passing minute. "By her location, size and rigging I make her to be the flagship of the Conspiracy, the Multiconglomerate Trading Vessel herself." A moment of awed silence held the crew. They hardly dared to …
- The Book of Dobbscoin — complete text
Book of Dobbscoin · 36 mentions
…SLACK THE STIRRING OF THE OUTSIDERS THE VISITATION THE FIRST RECOGNITION OF SLACK THE BIRTH OF THE SIGNAL THE CONSPIRACY TAKES NOTICE THE FIRST DECLARATION THE OPENING OF THE PATH CLOSING VERSE Book II — The Book of Slack THE TRAN…
- Oasis of Slack 10 February 2001 Tucson Arizona Church of the SubGenius · fieldreports
Big Fist · 23 mentions
…o the desert, so Slackful do things LOOK there, until I heard Rev. Crawford's powerful opening rant about the Conspiracy side of Tucson. Another moment that will always fester in my memory: as the devival was ABOUT to start up, an…
- NEW STANG RANT TEXT
Big Fist · 18 mentions
…THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE." Words to live by. It has one sin and one sin only and that is the sin of serving the Conspiracy of the FUCKING NORMAL PEOPLE. Well, 2 sins, the sin of not sending your $30 to Dobbs. Actually... there's 365…
- WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 18 mentions
WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ — The Book of the SubGenius The Church of the SubGenius · est. 1953 “Pull the wool over your own eyes!” ‹ Fo…
- SALVATION $1 and THE PERILS OF FALSE SLACK — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 18 mentions
…ALSE SLACK Chapter 8 — YOUR SUBGENIUS HERITAGE Chapter 9 — SHUT UP OR STAND UP! Chapter 10 — WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ Chapter 11 — “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” Chapter 12 Chapter 13 — THE PRESCRIPTURES Chapter 14 — EXCUSES, TRUE LI…
- GRAY-AREAS-Sub GInt
Big Fist · 16 mentions
…denominations. Here's what we tell people: In 1953, the holy salesman "Bob" Dobbs discovered that there was a Conspiracy of Normal Humans insidiously robbing away the Slack of the SubGeniuses (the abnormals and nonhuman bipeds) an…
- DON’T LAUGH — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 16 mentions
…ALSE SLACK Chapter 8 — YOUR SUBGENIUS HERITAGE Chapter 9 — SHUT UP OR STAND UP! Chapter 10 — WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ Chapter 11 — “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” Chapter 12 Chapter 13 — THE PRESCRIPTURES Chapter 14 — EXCUSES, TRUE LI…
- LONG Interview with Rev. Stang — the SubGenius Library
Library · 16 mentions
…denominations. Here's what we tell people: In 1953, the holy salesman "Bob" Dobbs discovered that there was a Conspiracy of Normal Humans insidiously robbing away the Slack of the SubGeniuses (the abnormals and nonhuman bipeds) an…
- The Book of the Conspiracy — The Book of Dobbscoin
Book of Dobbscoin · 15 mentions
The Book of the Conspiracy — The Book of Dobbscoin The Church of the SubGenius · est. 1953 “Pull the wool over your own eyes!” ‹ Book I …
- YOUR MOVE — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 15 mentions
…ALSE SLACK Chapter 8 — YOUR SUBGENIUS HERITAGE Chapter 9 — SHUT UP OR STAND UP! Chapter 10 — WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ Chapter 11 — “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” Chapter 12 Chapter 13 — THE PRESCRIPTURES Chapter 14 — EXCUSES, TRUE LI…
- THE MIRACLE OF “BOB’S” TYRANNY AND THE — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 14 mentions
…ALSE SLACK Chapter 8 — YOUR SUBGENIUS HERITAGE Chapter 9 — SHUT UP OR STAND UP! Chapter 10 — WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ Chapter 11 — “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” Chapter 12 Chapter 13 — THE PRESCRIPTURES Chapter 14 — EXCUSES, TRUE LI…
- EARTH IS HELL — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 14 mentions
…ALSE SLACK Chapter 8 — YOUR SUBGENIUS HERITAGE Chapter 9 — SHUT UP OR STAND UP! Chapter 10 — WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ Chapter 11 — “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” Chapter 12 Chapter 13 — THE PRESCRIPTURES Chapter 14 — EXCUSES, TRUE LI…
- The Horror On Howth Hill
Big Fist · 11 mentions
…, the Egyptian Rite and the Rite of Memphis and Mizraim. In shod," he summed up, "I control every Freemasonic conspiracy on the planet. We have been watching and protecting you for a long time, Professor de Selby, since we knew th…
- "Joe's next, in Tallahassee"
Big Fist · 11 mentions
…out so much as asking how I plead. Your RUSH TO JUDGEMENT speaks VOLUMES. If anyone is obviously part of this CONSPIRACY, it's YOU! I forgot that I can point my gnarly finger at YOU just as fast as you can point yours at ME. "Spil…
- Legume's Lesson
Big Fist · 11 mentions
…out it was a joke, I thought it was DAMN FUNNY. You see, being a SubGenius, and not having been fooled by the Conspiracy for a long time, I thought it was KINDA NEAT to be fooled. I thought it was utterly brilliant that he was abl…
- THE FILM PROJECT!
Big Fist · 11 mentions
…r you can to the church and note it as for the film project. I'll start saving another $20 every week from my Conspiracy job to build a sufficient start for the film project fund, as well as hammer out an "anti-script". Writing a …
- “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 11 mentions
…ALSE SLACK Chapter 8 — YOUR SUBGENIUS HERITAGE Chapter 9 — SHUT UP OR STAND UP! Chapter 10 — WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ Chapter 11 — “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” Chapter 12 Chapter 13 — THE PRESCRIPTURES Chapter 14 — EXCUSES, TRUE LI…
- EXCUSES, TRUE LIES AND DOLLAR$ - The Real World — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 11 mentions
…ALSE SLACK Chapter 8 — YOUR SUBGENIUS HERITAGE Chapter 9 — SHUT UP OR STAND UP! Chapter 10 — WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ Chapter 11 — “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” Chapter 12 Chapter 13 — THE PRESCRIPTURES Chapter 14 — EXCUSES, TRUE LI…
- The Horror on Howth Hill — the SubGenius Library
Library · 11 mentions
…, the Egyptian Rite and the Rite of Memphis and Mizraim. In shod," he summed up, "I control every Freemasonic conspiracy on the planet. We have been watching and protecting you for a long time, Professor de Selby, since we knew th…
- SubSite - Radio
Transcripts · 11 mentions
…Geniuses MP3 download, PODCAST (~82 MB) Direct MP3 Download/Play Hour of Slack #1727 To Zebras, Lions Are The Conspiracy MP3 download, PODCAST (~82 MB) Direct MP3 Download/Play Hour of Slack #1726 To Inspire the Arch-Slackers MP3 …
- 10-13-96 SubDevival Part 2
SubIRC · 10 mentions
… same ensemble in white, with a big RED DICK! Golgotha: Friday - BOB??? ProbablyDav We ALL have to live under conspiracy life. Sometimes that means doing things that aren't nice. That's just the way itdLI?} is. ICEKNIFE: the comer…
- Subject: THE ROBERT DOBS HAS REPENTED AND A CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS SHOULD DISOLVE = 777 in Achad
Big Fist · 9 mentions
…H OF THE SUBGENIUS SHOULD DISOLVE = 777 in Achad From: samuel_moser@yahoo.com Newsgroups: alt.freemasonry,alt.conspiracy,alt.illuminati,alt.slack Date: Fri, Jul 4, 2008 11:27 PM http://www.666myth.com/Encode_en.html Verify the res…
- XXX-DAY!!! WOW!!!
Big Fist · 9 mentions
…n based on the founding emotions which first forged this Church out of the COLD HARD STEEL NEEDED TO KILL THE CONSPIRACY... And that emotion, my friends, since many of us have seemed to FORGOTTEN is HATE. HATE. The emotion that dr…
- X-Day 2006: The Revenge of Connie
Big Fist · 8 mentions
X-Day 2006: The Revenge of Connie X-Day 2006: The Revenge of Connie From: "Modemac" The Conspiracy made a valiant effort to stop us in 2006. They tried using the legal system (Reverend Magdalen); they tried u…
- Subject: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
Big Fist · 8 mentions
…s still a place for religious fanaticism, there is still a place for raw cynical hatred, and there is still a Conspiracy. With that in mind, any escapism before the Saucers arrive is premature. We live here now, and we have to dea…
- subgenius 7/12/98
Big Fist · 7 mentions
…IS like Jimi Hendrix playing damn ukelele. It's time we go electric. ChrisLi: uh, yeah, kevbob P-Lil: Goddamn Conspiracy witchdoctor medicine. Devolver: KevBob, I am that FORCE! Aim me at the pinks and pull my trigger. I'll turn t…
- The Book of Origins — The Book of Dobbscoin
Book of Dobbscoin · 7 mentions
… II — The Book of Slack Book III — The Book of Blocks Book IV — The Book of Builders Book V — The Book of the Conspiracy Book VI — The Book of Weird Economics Book VII — The Book of Evangelism Book VIII — The Book of High Weirdnes…
- HEALTH, THE INDUSTRIAL DIET, AND BAD THINGS — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 7 mentions
…ALSE SLACK Chapter 8 — YOUR SUBGENIUS HERITAGE Chapter 9 — SHUT UP OR STAND UP! Chapter 10 — WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ Chapter 11 — “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” Chapter 12 Chapter 13 — THE PRESCRIPTURES Chapter 14 — EXCUSES, TRUE LI…
- Questions — the SubGenius Library
Library · 7 mentions
…ect for you own abnormality. WISE UP! They are out to get you. The "different" are being silenced by a global conspiracy. WEIRDOS ARISE!! You probably already knew that the U.S. Government is a SHAM. Something propped up there for…
- About The Contributors
Big Fist · 6 mentions
…ding Hell of Contradiction assuaged only by his gentle and almost-all-forgiving nature. Having asked what the Conspiracy can do for him rather than vice versa, he's gotten the lucrative but often heart-breaking answer. Rev. Lewis …
- Killing "Bob"
Big Fist · 6 mentions
… We used to live by the clock. Now we live by five different, mutually exclusive clocks. We used to fight the Conspiracy. Now the Conspiracy fights itself and we fight the Nazi Hell Creatures, and all they wanna do is drink beer. …
- "Bob" and the Oxygen Wars
Big Fist · 6 mentions
…u ever seek out information through any sources which are not approved and controlled by some tentacle of the Conspiracy?" I squirmed a little. "Probably not. It's all just so . . . available." "So even though you know they're a p…
- Welcome to Adobe GoLive 4 · XXX-Video-Log-Roll4
Big Fist · 6 mentions
Welcome to Adobe GoLive 4 XXX-Day StangCam Video Log Roll 4 Byron Werner rant AGAINST Slack!! "Bring on the Conspiracy, 'cause I know MY FOREHEAD can STOP THAT TANK!" st.andreux -- rant on acts vs. hate P-Lil calls for signed-up…
- The SubGenius Rites — The Book of Dobbscoin
Book of Dobbscoin · 6 mentions
… II — The Book of Slack Book III — The Book of Blocks Book IV — The Book of Builders Book V — The Book of the Conspiracy Book VI — The Book of Weird Economics Book VII — The Book of Evangelism Book VIII — The Book of High Weirdnes…
- PATHS TO FRENZY — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 6 mentions
…ALSE SLACK Chapter 8 — YOUR SUBGENIUS HERITAGE Chapter 9 — SHUT UP OR STAND UP! Chapter 10 — WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ Chapter 11 — “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” Chapter 12 Chapter 13 — THE PRESCRIPTURES Chapter 14 — EXCUSES, TRUE LI…
- About the Contributors — the SubGenius Library
Library · 6 mentions
…ding Hell of Contradiction assuaged only by his gentle and almost-all-forgiving nature. Having asked what the Conspiracy can do for him rather than vice versa, he's gotten the lucrative but often heart-breaking answer. Rev. Lewis …
- Killing “Bob” — the SubGenius Library
Library · 6 mentions
… We used to live by the clock. Now we live by five different, mutually exclusive clocks. We used to fight the Conspiracy. Now the Conspiracy fights itself and we fight the Nazi Hell Creatures, and all they wanna do is drink beer. …
- IRC_subgenius_01_23_00.html
SubIRC · 6 mentions
… third arrows to rebound, striking kevbob in eye and testicles Modemac: Rabbi! The living proof of the Jewish Conspiracy! urbeatle: except in quake against the reaperbot Friday: Praise the Jews kevbob: heh, you obviously have not …
- 11-3-96 SubG IRC Devival Part 2 (stang's) #slack
SubIRC · 6 mentions
…ersion to make it entertaining. I only LIE when someone tries to PIN ME DOWN. Pir8joE: is software piracy pro conspiracy or anti-conspiracy? talysman: oh, Stang, got a message for you. do you know about some band callled "Sublime"…
- 10-13-96 Friday's Sunday Log (#subgenius)
SubIRC · 6 mentions
… same ensemble in white, with a big RED DICK! Golgotha: Friday - BOB??? ProbablyDav We ALL have to live under conspiracy life. Sometimes that means doing things that aren't nice. That's just the way itdLI?} is. ICEKNIFE: the comer…
- "Bob" and the Oxygen Wars
Big Fist · 5 mentions
…moval had feared. "Quite apart from the surge in musical breakthroughs, and completing Jimi's graduation from Conspiracy-created drugs, the collaboration drew Miles into an active role in the antiwar movement in the early seventie…
- Shirley Bobtale
Big Fist · 5 mentions
…o we will be lost to those charismatic strangers from Planet X when they arrive on Earth... a trap set by the Conspiracy and triggered by the Malign Sendings of the Yacatisma! What you're seeing is the Conspiracy preparing the way…
- Stang's Boston Devival Report & Update>
Big Fist · 5 mentions
…from his ORGY OF SLACK CD release, on The Living Keyboard Pope David N. Meyer' s mighty confession, "I AM THE CONSPIRACY" (As heard uncut on Hour of Slack 629) Slackbangers "Bob" Is Love w/ special OverMan guest star spaz-dancer D…
- Legume says "Bite me."***
Big Fist · 5 mentions
… afterwards and DO NOTHING, safe in the comfort of knowing that there are some SubGeniuses who will fight the conspiracy in their stead. When you see us hanging from the gallows you'll know it's time to burn your membership card. …
- SEATTLE DEVIVAL REPORT 1.1
Big Fist · 5 mentions
…ie" like a bunch of banshees. Then I presented my opening rant. "Could we possibly leave this planet when the Conspiracy still has its claws buried in the soft assflesh of our world? YOU BET YOUR GODDAMN ASS WE CAN. If the Pinks w…
- Dobbs owes some people a lot of money. (Or, The Dumbest Discordians)
Big Fist · 5 mentions
…spln alt.slack:114970 ok first off if you remember correctly from yer pamphlets, "bob" was gunned down by the CONSPIRACY in the 80's so all you fucking morons who are filing suit to "bob" are going to get alot from a dead man. sec…
- SEX - THE DIVINE BATTLE — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 5 mentions
…ALSE SLACK Chapter 8 — YOUR SUBGENIUS HERITAGE Chapter 9 — SHUT UP OR STAND UP! Chapter 10 — WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ Chapter 11 — “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” Chapter 12 Chapter 13 — THE PRESCRIPTURES Chapter 14 — EXCUSES, TRUE LI…
- STARTING YOUR OWN CHURCH — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 5 mentions
…ALSE SLACK Chapter 8 — YOUR SUBGENIUS HERITAGE Chapter 9 — SHUT UP OR STAND UP! Chapter 10 — WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ Chapter 11 — “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” Chapter 12 Chapter 13 — THE PRESCRIPTURES Chapter 14 — EXCUSES, TRUE LI…
- YOUR INSTRUCTIONS — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 5 mentions
…ALSE SLACK Chapter 8 — YOUR SUBGENIUS HERITAGE Chapter 9 — SHUT UP OR STAND UP! Chapter 10 — WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ Chapter 11 — “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” Chapter 12 Chapter 13 — THE PRESCRIPTURES Chapter 14 — EXCUSES, TRUE LI…
- 199619971998 — the SubGenius Library
Library · 5 mentions
…o we will be lost to those charismatic strangers from Planet X when they arrive on Earth... a trap set by the Conspiracy and triggered by the Malign Sendings of the Yacatisma! What you're seeing is the Conspiracy preparing the way…
- 11-3-96 #slack (Friday's Log) Part 2
SubIRC · 5 mentions
… as Rev`AwAy Rev`AwAy has left channel #slack geecube: hi I was over on the other channel but heard there was conspiracy afoot Pir8joE: ever notice how wussy would be religions name the important people profits? and they wonder wh…
- Eat The Hell out of Hamburg
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…service which left me just minutes to spare in which to pass through Heathrow's newly tightened security. The Conspiracy version 7 has certainly cracked down on the Muslims. I could hear the airport security muttering their new ma…
- Tape Inst
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…. After all, this is no digital compact disc, but a primitive Earth cassette made under conditions of extreme Conspiracy financial harrassment in an era of persecution of SubGeniuses. b.) The special Interactive HoloSonic Stereo W…
- (Long) An XXXX-Day Report + Rants from St. Marc The Perpetually Amused
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…waxer is an EXPERT, and a good teacher, as well. It gets even more impressive when you find out about all the Conspiracy's attempts to prevent her from doing it, including sending a Cosmic Legbreaker, but that's her story to tell.…
- Stang RANT NOTES 2003
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…s with their GEE-GAW-ENCRUSTED BROOMSTICKS. Youth-rads and young-wanters blather all this crap about this NEW Conspiracy has WORSE JACKBOOTS than the previous ones... Seems like every time you change governments, you always get MO…
- Subject: MAGDALEN'S SEXXXY AMSTERDAM REPORT AND GOSSIP COLUMN
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…nt. It's like going to the pokemon center and getting all your slack levels refilled, so you can navigate the conspiracy game with full energy. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: MA…
- Cambridge politicians merely cogs in the machine
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…ers to murder them. You still get full credit for helping the process along. I realize the politicos are just conspiracy cogs, but the point is, they're STILL conspiracy. I understand the Baptist Church provided the hall, and were…
- My Last Posting to Alt.Slack
Big Fist · 4 mentions
…he number upside-down, and X-Day is really due in 8,661. That's what he *claimed*, anyway. I was fighting the Conspiracy before I discovered the Church--joining just provided extra resources and ammunition to carry on the Good Fig…
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