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Big Fist 23 · Transcripts 3 · Library 5 · The Book 18 · SubIRC 5
- EARTH IS HELL — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 17 mentions
…sions that for the remainder of this Book we shall follow the wisdom of the Ancient Hebrews and whisper only “JHVH-1” or the safer Lesser Dead Names of the Ungone One: Yahweh, Odin, Pan, Bog, Ra, Iah, AFFA, Mammon, Shiva, Wota…
- THE PRESCRIPTURES — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 15 mentions
…xcerpts from the most sacred texts of the Church of the SubGenius—the “Mad Tidings” spoken directly to Man by JHVH-1 through the medium of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs. *Before reading them, please remove all furniture, curtains and other…
- “THE UFO MADE ME DO IT” — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 9 mentions
…—if we make good on whatever outlandish promises “Bob” has to make to them. True, the Xists are mere pawns of JHVH-1—but JHVH-1 is a knight in shining armor compared to the Elder Gods and their minions. WOTAN may have some pre…
- The Prescriptures
Big Fist · 7 mentions
… thyself with goods and power over men, for these things are Mine, though ye shall pay for them. 27 I thy GOD JHVH-1 hath given thee lusts that I may reap their fulfillments. N'g! N'gh! F'tagn N'n'. 28 But know thou that thou …
- The Prescriptures — the SubGenius Library
Library · 7 mentions
… thyself with goods and power over men, for these things are Mine, though ye shall pay for them. 27 I thy GOD JHVH-1 hath given thee lusts that I may reap their fulfillments. N'g! N'gh! F'tagn N'n'. 28 But know thou that thou …
- Conspicuous Absence
Big Fist · 6 mentions
…, hung interminably above a horizon shrouded in caustic vapors. Satan's mood matched this somber setting, and JHVH-1's wasn't much better. "I'm telling you he CHEATS, He doesn't play by ANY RULES." "Oh, cram it Yahweh. Sometim…
- THE MIRACLE OF “BOB’S” TYRANNY AND THE — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 6 mentions
…was abruptly Removed and translated astrally across the yawning gulfs of space and time to the very ‘IDGE’ of JHVH-1 HIMSELF! While his body lay thrashing at home in a seizure-like trance, the young man’s consciousness took th…
- YOUR SUBGENIUS HERITAGE — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 4 mentions
…pocus and split his gene-line into two: one, a seriously flawed attempt called Australopithicus (which, under JHVH-1’s occasional smiting, evolved into the modern human); and another, the True Atlanteans (Homo Directus), of wh…
- The Third Fist - part 1
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…nd crazy, and I won't blame you if you don't believe me. But it could be the most crucial mission of my life. JHVH-1 Itself bespoke to me what I must do." Dobbs pronounced "JHVH-1" almost nonverbally, yet in a manner which gra…
- The Third Fist - part 2
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…nd unclenching as if to grip a remembered briefcase full of demographic charts. "I have been granted power by JHVH-1 Himself to transfer ownership of said unclean souls over to your psychic account." The Black "Bob" regarded h…
- Mr. Fixit
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…ries MISTER FIXIT I n the Pure Land, the Clear Light glowed warmly, muddied only by the persistent buzzing of JHVH1. From the Great White Throne of Judgement NENSLO looked out across Cloud Nine, over the endless expanses of t…
- World Without Slack · WWS9
Big Fist · 3 mentions
…ky' survivors. The Stark Fist of Removal is as a gentle, loving caress compared to the touch of a Pipe. "When JHVH-1 learned that one had reached our world and mated with Dobbs, He had no choice but to attack and destroy them …
- Mister Fixit — the SubGenius Library
Library · 3 mentions
…. Rev. Ken DeVries In the Pure Land, the Clear Light glowed warmly, muddied only by the persistent buzzing of JHVH1. From the Great White Throne of Judgement NENSLO looked out across Cloud Nine, over the endless expanses of t…
- 9-9-96 (Friday's log)
SubIRC · 3 mentions
…e's my answer. AAU_Shupers OK, there that one goes. Modemac: Like that, I guess... TheCharlie is now known as JHVH-1 DynaSoar: OOOOOOOOOOOO that tickles Jack. AAU_Shupers Does anyohne here have a harmonium? RevJack: LOL AAU_Sh…
- (Long) An XXXX-Day Report + Rants from St. Marc The Perpetually Amused
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…aine. They started babbling about some Mother Goddess. I know all about the Mother Goddess, and the deal that JHVH-1 has with Her is that She gets the world until He is ready for the Great Harvest. (It's all in the divorce dec…
- 2010 NYC Devival Trip: 6723-JHVH-1.jpg
Big Fist · 2 mentions
2010 NYC Devival Trip: 6723-JHVH-1.jpg 6723-JHVH-1.jpg
- Myths & Facts About XX-Day
Big Fist · 2 mentions
…--------------------------- From: phloighd@my-deja.com Cover his own ass? Why would he? The man is the son of JHVH-1 -- and what better way to prove his divinity than self-immolation? Now that's what I want to see on XXX-day, …
- DON’T LAUGH — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 2 mentions
… you know. “Luck” simply means being in the right place at the right time. If you pay Him enough lip service, JHVH-1 can ‘fix it’ so that you will constantly find yourself stumbling into that right place at just that right tim…
- HEALTH, THE INDUSTRIAL DIET, AND BAD THINGS — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 2 mentions
…ually his cohorts show up and give him succor in the form of MORE, and the wheel starts rolling again. Sadly, JHVH-1 saw to it that some people were “rigged.” He programmed them with a genetic emptiness that can be filled only…
- STARTING YOUR OWN CHURCH — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 2 mentions
… and the Ranter is left in The Test of Coldsweat. In all SubGenius worship, attention must be centered around JHVH-1 Whose Word is made flesh in “Bob”; but because He is in everything, including beer, sex, video games, state f…
- YOUR MOVE — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 2 mentions
…TUS, and the riverbeds, of the promised land. I say now that I HAVE COME and that OTHERS SHALL COME AFTER ME. JHVH-1 Himself gave to me the message of this BOOK, but ONLY so that YOU could see it. I am trembling before YAHWEH …
- SALVATION $1 and THE PERILS OF FALSE SLACK — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 2 mentions
…you have been discouraged, it is understandable. It was all planned that way by multidimensional Wrath Entity JHVH-1, all set up long before the seeds of life were first planted on this planet some ten billion years ago. (Yes,…
- 9-2-96 IRC Devival
SubIRC · 2 mentions
… about? ANSWER ME!!!! <_Rider> flirt > Pervert - I wanna PLUCK you bay-bee! <_Rider> what else love <Modemac> JHVH-1 invented assholes so that the Pink boys could get laid, too! *** PeeKat has joined channel #subgenius <RevUni…
- GRAY-AREAS-Sub GInt
Big Fist · 1 mention
…"Bob" Dobbs, while experimenting with a home-made TV set and standing in a puddle of water, was EMACULATED by JHVH-1 , the alien Space God from some corporate Sin Galaxy, and conceived this Church. Others say it really began t…
- Beforeword
Big Fist · 1 mention
…zed as Patron Saint of Salesmen the world over; contacted and Emaculated in his youth by the alien space-god, JHVH-1, to receive instructions for initiating select individuals into the secrets of Original Slack, its attainment…
- The Ology Of The Izness
Big Fist · 1 mention
…nd I cursed as I swore, and I betcok myself to my hearth. May the power of the fist of "Bob" and the Wrath of JHVH-1 come down upon thee and remain with thee throughout all eternity. Amen. Slack. "Bob" BACK TO CLASSIC TALES
- World Without Slack · WWS1
Big Fist · 1 mention
… of cosmic chicken hawks. Jones had a prime directive with full authorization from NEXUS Security to take out JHVH-1's bastard Son when the invasion was completed, or at the first sign that Jesus knew what the real objective o…
- World Without Slack · WWS4
Big Fist · 1 mention
… had been killed in the first ten minutes. They had asked for it and had got exactly what they deserved. When JHVH-1 turned out to despise these God-fearing, sycophantic maggots, every one of them was sent to their reward. Qui…
- Subject: Rabbinical Random Ramblings on XD6
Big Fist · 1 mention
… in each hand trying to prove Ben Franklin > wrong. You disappoint me. I wrapped my cock in tinfoil and dared JHVH-1 to blow me. It didn't. > * Thanks to Dr Legume, I now have an abiding respect and admiration > for Johnny Cas…
- Legume's death was a hoax
Big Fist · 1 mention
…478.72C@iglou.com>, eraserhead@iglou.iglou.com (David Lynch) wrote: >Legume, Stang, Puzzling Evidence, Philo, JHVH-1, Sterno, Pee Dog, >Zoogz, and "Bob" are all insensitive jerks. The only person worth >looking up to or respec…
- 2010 NYC Devival Trip · index
Big Fist · 1 mention
…gDoe -- October 11-15, 2010 5_ROAD_TRIP_BACK: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 6676-SubGenius_Hotel 6678-Exmortisland 6723-JHVH-1 6729-SubGenius_Hotel2 6745-Campfire_Stangface 6758-Night_Trees 6759-Artsy-PromisedLand 6767-Night_Trees 6770-…
- NENSLO's X-Day prediction
Big Fist · 1 mention
… people. Hollow Earth. Inside out. All the stuff that was on the inside is on the outside. Holes seal up with JHVH1 and all pinks inside where it gets to eat them forever. New outside looks exactly like old outside and pinks …
- We Were Double Crossed at XX-Day...
Big Fist · 1 mention
…s PIN-UP QUEEN. Pastor Craig and Friday Jones at first AGAIN beat all "comers" except for the new Champion of JHVH-1, "MEAT." Meat is a new Brushwood staff guy who looks just like a bald muscle man from the Poser 3D program, o…
- HOUR OF SLACK 537 Log
Big Fist · 1 mention
…ew and Pope Phred Taped intro... (solemn voice spacey thang) Moving Hands (opens with Stang Intro barrage Con/JHVH-1 bit, w/ music) -- 3. @ndrew intros band... Funk Song w/ Phred dancing.... "You can't dance to JHVH Hates Phre…
- X-Day Drill '96 Report Pt. 1
Big Fist · 1 mention
…orig tape.) 1. Taped intro... (solemn voice spacey thang) 2. Moving Hands (opens with Stang Intro barrage Con/JHVH-1 bit, w/ music) -- cool audio collage. (Sound is somewhat muddy on video) 3. @ndrew intros band*... Funk Song …
- X-DAY
Big Fist · 1 mention
… 43.7K HeadLaunchSM.JPG stang 21.8K HR-CosmicBob.GIF Hal Robins 37.2K HR-SexGoddess.JPG Hal Robins 94.6K Huey-JHVH1.JPG Ken Huey 78.2K JHVHTIME.GIF atom funway 65.6K MIND_S~1.JPG savebob 140.5K MWOWMC~1.JPG G. Gordon Gordon 1…
- heart-ignition-3
Big Fist · 1 mention
…rt.jpg coincidence.jpg Danke-Dobbs.jpg dobbsdada.jpg DPG.jpg Frop-Cascade.jpg Gothic-Conver-Board-Version.jpg JHVH-1.jpg john-spewforth.jpg KM.jpg License-Plate-Frame.jpg License-Plate-Frame2.jpg loaf.jpg Near-Death-Again.jpg …
- WE DARE CALL IT ‘CONSPIRACY’ — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 1 mention
…NUMBER OF “Jesii” at the ready for whenever the time is ripe. Indeed, many SubGenius theologians suspect that JHVH-1 dictated the 666 End o’ the World prophecies in Daniel. Ezekiel and Revelation just to support this particula…
- Chapter 12 — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 1 mention
…but things are NOT that simple, even if our “elected officials” weren’t corrupt assholes we’d still know that JHVH-1 the alien Space Brain has this planet in His GRIP, He manipulates every tiny move we make, He sics NHGH on us…
- YOUR INSTRUCTIONS — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 1 mention
… supersonic Nazi Hell Creatures from inside the Hollow Earth. Cap it off with dreadful hints of the Xists and JHVH-1. Save The Elder Gods for later. Once you have sufficiently terrified them, reintroduce the fact of “Bob.” Thi…
- PATHS TO FRENZY — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 1 mention
…their first song I was transported three galaxies away and given lectures by archangels that were working for JHVH-1, at least that’s what their name-tags said … I was transubstantiated along with the entire audience to some P…
- THE CURSE OF “BOB” — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 1 mention
…exact cost in pennies of a bucket of pills at Dobbstown. And in the book of Revelation, Chapter 13, Verse 13, JHVH-1 has this to say: 13:13 “And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire to come down from Heaven in the si…
- “YOU CAN BE WHAT YOU WON’T” — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 1 mention
…this alleged Intention is one of Wrath. Thus is supported, in one irrefutable readout of logic, the mad alien JHVH-1’s claim to be the Giuppetto of Earth’s Pinnochios. He no longer operates with His sweeping flourishes of cata…
- CREATIVE TRUTH — The Book of the SubGenius
The Book · 1 mention
…course, and tells us to look instead to the flukes and blunders in our own lives for inspiration—for will not JHVH-1 determine our fates at every twist and turn anyway? Can any philosophy other than bulldada preserve us from s…
- The Book of the SubGenius — the complete text
The Book · 1 mention
…xcerpts from the most sacred texts of the Church of the SubGenius—the “Mad Tidings” spoken directly to Man by JHVH-1 through the medium of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs.… Chapter 14 · PAGES 172–181 · ~23 MIN EXCUSES, TRUE LIES AND DOLLAR$ …
- Beforeword — the SubGenius Library
Library · 1 mention
…zed as Patron Saint of Salesmen the world over; contacted and Emaculated in his youth by the alien space-god, JHVH-1, to receive instructions for initiating select individuals into the secrets of Original Slack, its attainment…
- LONG Interview with Rev. Stang — the SubGenius Library
Library · 1 mention
…"Bob" Dobbs, while experimenting with a home-made TV set and standing in a puddle of water, was EMACULATED by JHVH-1, the alien Space God from some corporate Sin Galaxy, and conceived this Church. Others say it really began th…
- The Ology of the Izness — the SubGenius Library
Library · 1 mention
…nd I cursed as I swore, and I betcok myself to my hearth. May the power of the fist of "Bob" and the Wrath of JHVH-1 come down upon thee and remain with thee throughout all eternity. Amen. Slack. "Bob" ← The All-Too-Real Dream…
- 8-11-96 IRC Devival (Modemac's log)
SubIRC · 1 mention
…ell my soul to "Bob"? <geethree> That peachy revlurch <Calaan> man of mode3 >There is no "Bob" but "Bob," and JHVH-1 is his Enemy. <P-Lil> Calaan: Is that written down somewhere? I mean, I just *assumed* I knew what I was talk…
- 9-2-96 IRC Devival 1
SubIRC · 1 mention
… is full of trekkers PeeKat: Dal net would be nicer, but there are others, right? Modemac: Friday: That's why JHVH-1 sent this hurricane over here. He thinks that maybe it'll cool us down! friday-j: Stang - I'm game for a move…
- 9-8-96 IRC Devival Pt. 2
SubIRC · 1 mention
…STROKE OR BREAST STROKE OR MAYBE EVEN SIDESTROKE...I DON'T CRAWL Y'KNOW! N_X_K: Frankly, life sucks. But only JHVH-1 can tell it WHEN to suck. That bastard. RevUni: <grin> dad: Glen Danzig once ate dinner over at my parent's h…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1578
Transcripts · 1 mention
… and egoless of all God's creatures." Practice in your closet! "You're FIRED!" X-Day is a one-way trip, baby. JHVH-1 is insane. The Laser Project. The problem of tacky tachyon particles. Time and Anti-Time. Our galaxy is hungr…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1743
Transcripts · 1 mention
…"Bob" and someone tried to pull the Pipe from his mouth. The nature of "Bob's" luck. "Bob" more powerful than JHVH-1. Watchtower and Awake! have gone downhill in their art. "Bob's" cancer is contagious and useful to him. It wa…
- Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1876
Transcripts · 1 mention
…e by Rev. Cobblestone 00:53 35 "Grand Gallope" - Leonard Solomon, from "Orbitones" 00:55 36 Credits 00:34 37 "JHVH-1 Rant" -- Heart Ignition 01:02 38 Folks In Dallas Think Highly of Philo 00:14 39 KPFA SubG Biz Retreat 5h -- S…