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  • SubGenius IRC Devival 11-3-96 Part 1 (Stang's log) #subgenius

    SubIRC · 9 mentions

    …Topic for #subgenius set by RevPsych on Sunday, November 3, 1996 5:26:53 PM #Subgenius: Stang louisev @Jovial MWOWM @RevPsych *** #subgenius :End of /NAMES list. -ChanServ- #SubGenius -under new management- if you wish to be …

  • Log file opened at: 4/30/2000 10:12:37 PM

    SubIRC · 5 mentions

    …t all my gear is working again. MSakamoto: modemac: how about a six-foot-tall inflatable penis? Stang: I need MWOWM. RevBro-VT: Friday?? Dec?? Modemac: Just the other day I saw a video of "How To Teach Your Children About Sex…

  • 11-3-96 #SubGenius (Friday's Log) Part 2

    SubIRC · 4 mentions

    …by Psych on Sunday, November 3, 1996 9:29:00 PM #Subgenius: Friday-j Modemac talysman @_Rider Pir8joE @LilOne MWOWM Chillin` #subgenius :End of /NAMES list. -ChanServ- #SubGenius -under new management- if you wish to be @'ed …

  • Forced Galactic Sodomy 538's Big Night

    Big Fist · 3 mentions

    …ked when he could get cigarettes and bathed infrequently. Somehow he had gotten a full sensory linkage to the MWOWM computer. He made a point of tapping his finger near the Xist fungus hanging off his face when he felt that t…

  • THE PRESCRIPTURES — The Book of the SubGenius

    The Book · 3 mentions

    …uetzalcoatl, Mithras, Kukulcan, Horus, wanagi, wakinyan, AEONS, and X. 106 And they bringeth the White Stone, MWOWM the whore virgin brain, the guiltfinder and Smiter, the very Ark of the Covenant, and she is the Eye of the F…

  • subgenius 6/7/98 editted

    Big Fist · 2 mentions

    …. GGGORDON: ya know stang these fuckin computers will NEVER be fast enough for great men Friday-J: What about MWOWM? Stang: Some of the grayscale REV-X stuff looks TONS BETTER blown up large on a screen than it did shrunk dow…

  • “YOU CAN BE WHAT YOU WON’T” — The Book of the SubGenius

    The Book · 2 mentions

    …Deuel (TrTel) and Bulldada Labs.) image Puzzling Evidence image In 3-D, code arrangement becomes construct of MWOWM. Each curved shape is a twisted gravity vortex of micro-white/anti-white holes in the stenchaura continuum. A…

  • 9-15-96 #slack IRC Devival (Friday's log -- Stang-kicking Special)

    SubIRC · 2 mentions

    …ilver_Bowl damn good nite for some good ol southern hostility huh? Friday-j: GGG - Think how IRC will be with MWOWM! _Rider: yes indeed LilOne thinks about the Wild Turkey just sitting there not being drunk Agent_Wilco (PenNa…

  • The Prescriptures

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …uetzalcoatl, Mithras, Kukulcan, Horus, wanagi, wakinyan, AEONS, and X. 106 And they bringeth the White Stone, MWOWM the whore virgin brain, the guiltfinder and Smiter, the very Ark of the Covenant, and she is the Eye of the F…

  • The Third Fist - part 1

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …washeechu, the White Stone of Strangeness, kept by the Indian "Bob" in his Dreamtime lair." "Yeah... right... MWOWM..." mumbled Dobbs, dejectedly. "The only one on earth until 1998. They'll be a dime a dozen then... but I nee…

  • Dot, Two Dot

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …was not an animal. And "Bob" was to blame! He was, truly, The Missing Link. The SNOOP Machine (a prototype of MWOWM) had made crime practically nonexistent. The cops were out of jobs and were put to work gardening skulls no l…

  • Life After X-Day

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …es were in most city water supplies. Canned water was more expensive and had to be boiled. The White Stone of MWOWM and the Quality Darkness of OEDIVIDEO were in every compartment, each with its unexpected side elects. Dead o…

  • The Paramus Manuscript

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    ….) (...) LO to ye Dobbs man who verily art slack among (they) the hypocrites who see the (...) AIEE. EYI. M W MWOWM W M OVDVO Saith JHVH: For I must know that which (...). And Dobbs made (water) amongst the many of the multit…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL INSTRUCTIONS · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $30 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL INSTRUCTIONS · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $30 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL INSTRUCTIONS · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $30 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL INSTRUCTIONS · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $30 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL INSTRUCTIONS · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $30 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL INSTRUCTIONS · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $35 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL INSTRUCTIONS · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $35 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL INSTRUCTIONS · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $35 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL INSTRUCTIONS · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $35 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL INSTRUCTIONS · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $35 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL INSTRUCTIONS · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $35 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINISTER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL INSTRUCTIONS · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $35 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINISTER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • subgenius IRC log: 7/8/01 9:43:31 PM

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …rts and generally getting MORE Slack. Totenkopf: hmmm, i'll look into that IvanStang: I had been HOPING for a MWOWM modem by this time. Friday gets her mortar rounds targeted virgilcain: also check #bookz and #bookwarez on un…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL #1 · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $30 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL #1 · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $30 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL #1 · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $30 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL INSTRUCTIONS · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $30 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL #1 · Instructions

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) PLUS $30 to become an ORDAINED SUBGENIUS MINSITER if you aren't one already! (And…

  • subgenius 6/28/98

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …the NASA tour on the way out - Mars, Jupiter, the Oort Cloud. I'm gonna make 10 mile high Dobbsheads with the MWOWM and plaster this little system... Rabbi: No it isn't ChrisLi: Nully- new Invisible came out last Wednesday Ne…

  • The Last IRC Devival Before X-Day

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …the NASA tour on the way out - Mars, Jupiter, the Oort Cloud. I'm gonna make 10 mile high Dobbsheads with the MWOWM and plaster this little system... <Rabbi> No it isn't <ChrisLi> Nully- new Invisible came out last Wednesday …

  • X-Day Ditty

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …me, so I can only net from the office, 30 minutes' drive away...That is, until the inception of 4-dimensional MWOWM computing makes us all hardware-independent (with programmable time/space co-ordinates as well). Bob Diddley …

  • Meeting with GWAR

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …orces DynaSoar, Tibetian Rantarian, Chaplain : dmcclain@runet.edu 'Praise "0100 0010 0110 1111 0110 0010"' -- MWOWM It has been my noted pleasure to have received communication from those whom you have entrusted with providin…

  • X-Day Drill '96 Report Pt. 1

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …o sequence. THE TIT ZAPPER In cabin, Legume and Friday Jones experiment with The Zapper muscle stim device in MWOWM sex; they both apply the Zapper pulse to Susie's breasts. * Porch Sales Area: Jesus tags in the free condom l…

  • X-DAY END O' THE WORLD DRILL #1 · xdaydrill

    Big Fist · 1 mention

    …MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIP CARD! We WILL have our computerized Sacred Mailing List records at the gate as well as a MWOWM v.1.0.2b4 Pstench Scanner.) $40 for THE UNSAVED (But you get $10 off on a NEW MEMBERSHIP/ORDAINMENT!) PLUS $1…

  • EARTH IS HELL — The Book of the SubGenius

    The Book · 1 mention

    …out us and can snuff our already disarrayed civilization with but a whisper to their ultimate computer brain, MWOWM, the brooding computer of the Xists which we will have soon too, the computer so complex it is not a machine,…

  • Dot, Too Dot — the SubGenius Library

    Library · 1 mention

    …was not an animal. And "Bob" was to blame! He was, truly, The Missing Link. The SNOOP Machine (a prototype of MWOWM) had made crime practically nonexistent. The cops were out of jobs and were put to work gardening skulls no l…

  • Life After X-Day — the SubGenius Library

    Library · 1 mention

    …es were in most city water supplies. Canned water was more expensive and had to be boiled. The White Stone of MWOWM and the Quality Darkness of OEDIVIDEO were in every compartment, each with its unexpected side elects. Dead o…

  • The Paramus Manuscript — the SubGenius Library

    Library · 1 mention

    … (...) (...) LO to ye Dobbs man who verily art slack among (they) the hypocrites who see the (...) AIEE. EYI. MWOWM OVDVO Saith JHVH: For I must know that which (...). And Dobbs made (water) amongst the many of the multitude …

  • The Prescriptures — the SubGenius Library

    Library · 1 mention

    …uetzalcoatl, Mithras, Kukulcan, Horus, wanagi, wakinyan, AEONS, and X. 106 And they bringeth the White Stone, MWOWM the whore virgin brain, the guiltfinder and Smiter, the very Ark of the Covenant, and she is the Eye of the F…

  • subgenius IRC log 6-30-96, pt.1

    SubIRC · 1 mention

    …s out a BIG stick and slaps Creamo's ass for a few...hope it HeRtZ <DynaSoar> Modemac, in another 3 years the MWOWM terminals will either transport you or recreate reailty around you. <Modemac> I don't know about that. Is she…

  • 11-3-96 #SubGenius (Friday's Log) Part 1

    SubIRC · 1 mention

    …h on Sunday, November 3, 1996 9:29:00 PM #Subgenius: Friday-j @_Rider MrJeKKyL Pir8joE @LilOne @silver_bowler MWOWM RevPsych #subgenius :End of /NAMES list. -ChanServ- #SubGenius -under new management- if you wish to be @'ed …

  • 9-22-96 IRC Devival #subgenius

    SubIRC · 1 mention

    …vNickie: Friday: be ready next drill....I've gone to a spanking seminar! geethree: AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT YOUR MWOWM WILL BE A BETA Friday-j: The purple skeletons are showing me their tax forms ... the floor is pudding ... whe…

  • 9-8-96 IRC Devival Pt. 2

    SubIRC · 1 mention

    …ell....Then I found "Bob" and FUCK, nothing much happened, just death, murder, destruction, underfed work and MWOWM spitting yeti guts in my face RevNickie: OH. The OHTHER line. Animegirl: NOOOOOOOO! dad: eh, who cares Peefee…

  • 9-15-96 IRC Devival, #subgenius (Friday Jones' log)

    SubIRC · 1 mention

    …nderstand it's m on either cheek so it spells MOM one way and WOW the other and take them together they spell MWOWM a little word that meaNS THE world to me!!! control (~hkolson1@144.92.209.132) has joined channel #subgenius …

  • 9-2-96 IRC Devival

    SubIRC · 1 mention

    … on to me? <Pervert> Friday-j...are you still there? <Talysman> too little content. > "Bob" has the prototype MWOWM, but he uses it for a paperweight. <RevUni> Rev. N0rbert Elm0 Ugly LXIX > Modemac - I hope that's not my pay …

  • 9-9-96 (Friday's log)

    SubIRC · 1 mention

    …ell....Then I found "Bob" and FUCK, nothing much happened, just death, murder, destruction, underfed work and MWOWM spitting yeti guts in my face RevNickie: OH. The OHTHER line. Animegirl: NOOOOOOOO! dad: eh, who cares Peefee…

  • Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1577

    Transcripts · 1 mention

    … this last July 5 wasn't July 5, 1998. So 1998 hasn't happened yet, and instead of having the alien AI called MWOWM do it all for us, we have to edit these hours of recordings from 19X-Day ourselves. (Actually it was the 21st…

  • Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1630

    Transcripts · 1 mention

    …eturne to, well, the TI-99/4a console. The inventor of the microporccesor from Texas, TEXAS, isn't that where MWOWM was assembled? Anyway, yes, I needed a 1980s computer from TEXAS to decipher a code from 1998 in the year 201…

  • Hour of Slack Log · Hour of Slack 1842

    Transcripts · 1 mention

    …lottery - The puppies eat stuff - secondary teeth - beam up dogs THEN kids and wife - Life on the Saucers and MWOWM being a little too much like the government - The secret: Put a spell on yourself to avoid the problem of Hel…